#Emergency broadcast system

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YALL???

[tamathena]

[hellothereparoxetine]

quickly made some christmas/sinsmas gifs before it turned 12 here

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⚠️ ATTENTION: US residents with hidden phones ⚠️

To people with hidden phones as well as people who have sensitive hearing:

There is a US Emergency Alert Test happening tomorrow (October 4) at 2:20pm EDT, 11:20am PDT, 8:20am HST

2:20pm Eastern Daylight Time 1:20pm Central Daylight Time 12:20pm Mountain Daylight Time 11:20am Pacific Daylight Time 10:20am Alaska Daylight Time 8:20am Hawaii Standard Time

Even if it's on silent, your phone may make a noise, vibrate, or read out the alert. If you have a second phone due to domestic violence, please remember to shut it off during the test.

[sillyfellerr7]

Shout out to creepy/unwanted objects/concepts like *sighs dreamily* heeyy eas system heeyy

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i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

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tearing apart his prefab hamburger as if it was meat and he was a lion and the meat was a freshly killed gazelle and he was the king of the fucking savannah

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have you ever done things at like specific times of the year so when it rolls back out youre like damn... smells like undertale outside

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average r/cathelp user: my cat keeps ruining my neighbors garden, he complains the cat is scratching his car and tires, sleeping in his yard, messing up his day, and has made remarks about wanting to take his anger out on the cat for my selfishness of leaving him outdoors. my cats still outdoors obviously, we live in australia we're not as sensitive as you americans, but he recently left me a note with my cats description and saying he was going to trap it and hand it off to the rangers if it wouldnt stop going on his property. obviously my cat is still outside as i type this but i worry sleeping at night knowing someone out there wants to hurt him :(( fyi in the comments i end up saying "i dont know if hes chipped". at no point do i consider bringing him inside, hes been an outdoor cat his whole life!! what legal precautions can i take on my neighbor for hating me and my poor defenseless destructive innocent yard ruining cat ?!

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