#Eren for Being Eren™️

[marcobodtlives]

Levi would never disrespect a tea cup so much by hurtling it at someone’s head.

By by god he’s come this fucking close and some of these bratty scouts are really begging for it -

[annievrse]

boyfriend!eren headcanons pt. 2.*･｡ﾟ

—ᡣ𐭩 headcanons part 1 part 3

boyfriend!eren throws everything like a basketball (including but not limited to: trash, clothes, your phone, his phone, snacks (mostly chips), tv remotes, armin’s hamster (it was one time, and cheez-it was fine))

boyfriend!eren who, when it’s his turn to organise dates, will centre them around the thing he is most obsessed with at that moment (e.g. golf. he will follow ONE pga tour and fully believe he has the skills because ‘it can’t be that hard’ (it is). expect dates to top golf, or just an 18-hole golf course (even if you can’t hit a golf ball to save your life). he will think he is scottie scheffler. don’t even speak to me)

boyfriend!eren will stop being a menace when you give him The Look™️

boyfriend!eren then gets teased relentlessly by jean, connie, sasha etc etc., who tell you to ‘keep your dog on a leash' when he’s being particularly annoying

boyfriend!eren is supposed to wear glasses when he drives but absolutely despises it, so he doesn’t (it’s a treat when he does, though ;))

following on, boyfriend!eren hates wearing any type of glasses when he drives, so he puts his sunglasses on you and he loves the way you look in them (even if he has some dad speed sunglasses)

boyfriend!eren loves watching documentaries no matter the topic

boyfriend!eren walks around your apartment in just boxers all year round

boyfriend!eren cooks a mean chicken alfredo (and that’s IT)

boyfriend!eren will just sit on your bedroom floor

boyfriend!eren still counts on his fingers but, despite popular belief, is actually good at maths

boyfriend!eren considers himself a dilf?

boyfriend!eren who, when on picnic dates, tries to cartwheel and fails miserably (0/10 would not recommend, it’s embarrassing for him but mostly you)

boyfriend!eren will wait around restlessly at your apartment when you’re in class like a literal DOG

boyfriend!eren threatens to call the restaurant you just ordered from because they forgot to take out the thing you didn’t want (will still be going on about it even after you’ve finished eating)

boyfriend!eren recognises when you don’t feel the best, even when you try and hide it, and does everything in his power to make you feel better

boyfriend!eren will go through an entire bag of candy to pick out the ones you like, just to put in a separate container for you <3

boyfriend!eren gets irritated by the sound of a vacuum and throws a pillow over his head until you're finished (he is literally a dog wtf come on now)

boyfriend!eren will curl everything in sight to show off his biceps (to you) (e.g. the watermelon in the fridge, your 2L emotional support water bottle, the stack of books you impulse bought at 12am, his 5kg protein powder tub)

boyfriend!eren comes to the store to look at candles while you get actual things because he's very particular about them ever since you were given a caramel one for the holidays, and the smell made him feel sick :(

boyfriend!eren will call you bro/dude/man when he wants to be petty in an argument, but he can also be serious when he needs to be

boyfriend!eren tries to persuade you to let him get a pet rat so he can teach it tricks :/ (spoiler: he was forbidden to get one after the cheez-it incident)

[yoru-no-seiiki]

https://www.tumblr.com/yoru-no-seiiki/751614308271718400/hii-so-like-ive-been-starving-for-yandere-eren

def something w/ canon eren! but other than that you can could go as wild as u want! :p

god where do i start?? i’ll mostly write for early seasons eren since i refuse to watch the whole thing until i’m done with season one on my quotev book as a motivator but i’ll add some tidbits that i got from other fanfics. go check it (my book) out btw!! it’s called Walk With Me!! (currently on the next chapter which is around 10k words atm huhu)

as always he’s aged up to 18 during enlistment and massive spoilers for those that don’t know the lore/story yet.

MDNI. DDDNE!!

yandere! eren is a force of absolute willpower. he is obsessive, he is protective, and very much goddamn possessive. he needs you, he needs you to need him too if not moreso. he grew up in a very traditional household and expected to be the provider in the family. the least you could do is have him in your thoughts at all times.

if you want max yandere! potential with him, it’s best to have known him even before armin. be close family friends. maybe your parents worked with his dad since marley and were similarly banished (but not turned into mindless titans).

as children he’d always been protective of you. he’d always stick to you like glue. and because of future him’s influence over grisha and essentially your parents, you were arranged to even sleep in the same bed.

but this sort of backfired in the long run cause you saw him as this annoying brother figure that just wouldn’t stop bothering you.

and one day you just blurt out, tired of the suffocation you felt with your friend, with your parents that vehemently kept pushing you two together, of everything in your life that you couldn’t control.

“i wonder what it’s like beyond the walls.”

i feel like armin would still be the true trigger of eren’s obsession with the outside and freedom (after all, he doesn’t give a shit about yours so why and how would you influence him in that area?), but you probably pushed him in terms of the survey corps.

you were dumb at the time. i mean as a kid, who isn’t? so you announced to literally everyone you knew that you planned to join the military and eventually explore the outside world.

you didn’t really understand the concept of death and all but whatever that was, you still thought it would be better than eren’s basically isolating you from anything that moves.

you dont truly understand death until eren kills those intruders in mikasa’s house right in front of you.

you were supposed to help him, but only stood there frozen in fear.

thankfully mikasa awakened just in time, with eren shouting at her to save you.

speaking of mikasa, her true allegiance/ackerman blood thingy is still with eren in this fic but i headcannon that since his first command was to for her to fight for you she also has the same knee jerk reaction for whenever she perceives you’re being harmed.

in anycase, that day ™️ happens and you all start training.

it had already been obvious since you were teens but eren started looking at you from a different angle. the sexual kind.

your lack of contact with other people due to his influence had made you a bit of a pushover, as such he’d often coerce you into sex or other related acts.

i mean, you had to pity him! he never had the opportunity to explore and act on his urges. mans stayed a virgin til he enlisted and he’s pent up. you try to argue that it’s cause he was so hung up on revenge that he’s bitchless but that only leads to him questioning you if you’ve been seeing other people behind his back.

i mean you two were basically together, why would he see other people? don’t tell him that you’ve been … cheating on him? how could you!

so yeah he does the same thing to mikasa (the manipulation not the sex lol) and forces her to guard the two of you during your ‘trysts’ (which is just him, the inexperienced boy rutting into you and getting off while you stood/laid there uncomfortable silence)in addition to basically shutting down whatever feelings she might have brewing for him (poor mikasa dude)

but surprisingly eren is the most lax to you during this time period. despite the literal r*pe, he basically allowed you to roam around and do whatever for a change. frankly, it was mostly cause he had to catch up in terms of training, but also cause his FREEDOM ideal is the strongest during this phase.

anddd depending on your behavior you might get pimped out. only to those that he can trust though. god even jean got a taste of you because he lost a bet. he promptly beats up the man afterwards though.

if you’re more focused on training and acquiesce to his demands (hormones) however you’ll be enjoying the only three years of your life where eren’s presence wasn’t looming like dread of your death by a titan’s hands.

now i can’t vouch for how accurate i can portray later seasons eren but basically he’s the worst in yan levels at that point.

once he can fully utilize his powers there is literally no escape for you, not even his death, unless you have some sort of power that hides your ass. he’d already prepared for everything from your captivity to how your life will be like after his inevitable demise.

like i said before, he’d be the type to give you an illusion of freedom. he hates the idea of being caged and vice versa. so specifically speaking after his death and the end of the series, you’ll go from being stuck in a remote area to being free but with hundreds of armed guards watching your every move. hell maybe even the whole “town/village/city” you live in will all just be paid actors he had staged. he will never let you move on from him. whether you like it or not, you’re his in life, in death, as he is dying, and beyond that.

[drivemysoul]

OKAY WAIT I FORGOT PREDICTIONS:

— obviously this is the final season so i think they might like. demolish the walls entirely??

— eren and mikasa end up together with the daughter anon mentioned, idk how likely it is but maybe they name her after carla 😭😭😭

— reiner gets killed, i think by armin maybe? or annie?

— annie comes back and fights with the scouts

— i’m very highly aware of the political elements of this season, i think MAYBE the people on the island and the people on the mainland might end up finally being equals?? big maybe

— sasha gets married and has at least one kid. idk who with.

— hange learns all the secrets of the titans and publishes a big book about them

— armin moves to a house by the seaside

— they save connie’s mom

— eren finds a way to beat the curse thingy and live for the rest of a normal human lifespan?

— i feel like levi’s gonna die. i’m so sorry. i didn’t think erwin was gonna go and yet.

— eren and zeke fight eachother, eren wins but barely

— is the founding titan already dead. OR is the founding titan already active and doesn’t realise it (eren maybe??)

— historia and ymir end up together

— Jean Fucking Dies™️

[alphabetcrashcourse]

AOT Live Text Reaction Ep 12

• They say it's the year 850, and if the titans attacked 100 years ago that indicates they still have 750 years of recorded history of human civilization to learn from, which means there is NO EXCUSE TO BE THIS DUMB-

• Wait... is the opening partially in German? That is so cool! But also the show is making some bold statements about Germany....

• Oh yeah the titans are scary yep. I can see how they could put humanity off for a few decades

• How did they lose a fifth of their troops. How.

• Nobody tell Mikasa that he's probably attacking BECAUSE he recognises her.

• The stark irony is really being emphasised and I kinda feel frustrated on their behalfs. Eren get your stuff together. These people are DYING for you!

• "I can't accept that, but I will obey your order because I agree with what you said." Why is Riko getting all these fire lines she BETTER not die soon I like her.

• Mikasa really is a soldier through and through.

• Armin get your mid brain over here and figure out what's wrong with Eren!

• Excuse me??? There has got to be a more efficient way to do this.

• Hallucinating titan Eren is a mood.

• The soundtrack slaps!!!

• Mikasa is so convinced she's the main character...

• Oh she HATED leaving Eren to Armin.

• Where did kid Eren's crazy go? How stoned IS he?

• The titan's faces are frozen in place like emojis.

• There's his crazy. Yeah why IS Eren so wild about the outside world? Is it just The Main Character Disease™️? Except Eren caught the Wrath strain.

• So Eren's smile counter was zero once again.

[cosmicjoke]

Forest theory anon here. Now that I noticed how many “corrections” my autocorrect made Im actually happy that I sent it on anon lol…

What I meant with the Flock part was that his comment confirmed SC and Levi lost the little popularity they had. I assume Zeke knew about what Levi’s decision in Shiganshina caused among people and what the prevailing public opinion of him is (because of that decision). I imagine Eren filled him in on that to some extent 🤷🏻‍♀️

Next part was probably worded a bit poorly; what I meant with ‘public shifting their support away from SC towards Eren’ was that this just further confirmed that SC lost public support. They never had a lot of support but after Shiganshina public disliked them even more.

I think Zeke was referring to Levi’s decision in Shiganshina; and what it did to how people perceive him. As you said, Zeke was a major dick who saw himself as a martyr and saviour of humanity. He was also fairly popular among people in Marley, so there is no way someone as unpopular as Levi understood his feelings™️ (sarcasm)

While Levi never liked or cared about being popular; same goes for his title as “humanity’s strongest” he was aware that he was popular at some point.

And even if he was referring to Levi not being popular with women this would also read as Zeke thinking himself as popular with women lol…

I’m also not a fan of theories of people who read “…there was a time i was popular” as Levi fucking around often… I just can’t see that. I can’t see him as someone who likes to fuck around 😅

Whatever he was referring to — he was being a dick either way.

I’m sorry, I’m not very good when it comes to theories/ explaining such things. Thank you for answering my previous ask :)

No, it’s fine! You explained perfectly! I agree, I can’t see Levi as a particularly promiscuous person. I think people just tend to read too much into things in general, or they’ll want to use every little thing as proof of some idea they have. Zeke could definitely have been referring to the SCs dip in approval. I always thought he was referring to Levi’s blunt honesty. Levi made him uncomfortable because he saw through his BS and called him out on it. So Zeke made a snide remark about Levi being “unpopular”. But, either way, as usual, it really just reveals more about Zeke than it does Levi. As if being popular makes one more perceptive. Zeke’s a con artist, and knows how to charm people. When I say he’s a narcissist though, it’s because he isn’t capable of seeing things from anyone else’ point of view, which makes his implication about Levi all the more absurd. He’s implying if someone isn’t a bullshit artist like him, then they aren’t capable of accurately reading others. Or he’s implying that if someone isn’t “charming” like him, they can’t be popular. Classic narcissistic behavior, lol. Levi saw right through him.

[sunlightandsuffering]

Rant. Feel free to ignore if it’s too much.

I’m sorry, but the way Jean stans treat Mikasa pisses me off so much. She’s either an object he deserves for being a Nice Guy™️ or they’re whining about how poor little Jeanbo will live his entire life knowing she loves Eren more than him. Bitch, he wanted her??? No boo-hooing now. Besides, she’s WAY out of his league, so he should feel lucky she acknowledged his existence, and if he seriously thought she was about to love him more than Eren, he was deluding himself.

#MikasaCanDoNoWrong

Aww no sometimes u have to have a good old rant !!! I don’t see much of them, but tbh it doesn’t surprise me that they’d kind of treat Mikasa like this, I feel like she’s just the prize for him basically, like that’s why them as a pairing is so irritating to me, he doesn’t KNOW her,, she’s just a pretty reward ! AND OF COURSE SHE’LL ALWYAS LOVE EREN MORE, EREN IS LIKE A BIG PART OF HER HEART, SHE CAN’T JUST GET RID OF HIM IN HER BRAIN !!! I agree, Mikasa is the best and Jean cant compete with Eren, AND THAT’S HOW IT SHOULD BE EREN AND MIKASA TOGETHER AND JEAN OVER THERE AS A DIRTY SECRET ! This is why i cuck him so often y’all how can i not ??

[likesunsetorange]

I love her drunk 😭 him making them all sandwiches was so sweet and funny

Her refusal to admit she’s a lightweight makes me laugh 😭

eren is the boyfriend of one of your friends who you don’t mind when he’s around bc he’s not annoying and isn’t just a Man™️ bc he will indulge in the nonsense of the Girls but will also be the one to look out for all of you and make sure everyone’s okay but will also do stupid shit like make you all grilled cheeses at 4 am. he’s truly a girls girl!!!

it’s like this tweet LMFAOOOO

and mikasa being a lightweight and eren being a heavyweight (except in bodyguard au) is my fav hc (except it’s actually canon eren is a heavy weight LOL)

[xokiddo]

Thank you so much for your sweet tags and memes and comments and just general ENCOURAGEMENT for CtL 😭😭 it means so much coming from you because I adore your stuff toooooo.

Also. I have a request, if you ever feel like indulging … do you have any headcanons for expectant Dads Levi/ Porco/ Floch/ Eren??? (Or whoever else you fancy!)

I love your takes. I’m intrigued. 💜✨

YES. MY TIME HAS COME

This is a lengthy one lol. I may have gotten a little carried away. 😅 I wrote headcanons for all four.

also, fyi, my source for pregnancy knowledge: i'm a mom

--

Levi:

This man. This man. He will be cool, calm collected on the outside, but internally he is shitting himself.

It’s a shock at the start of your pregnancy. You have to repeat yourself when you tell him you’re pregnant, because um, excuse me what the fuck? You almost worry that he’s about to bail when he just grabs you and hugs you and holds you.

Best man to have during morning sickness. The bathroom is always pristine, so you’ll always have a clean toilet to stick your head in. He’s also willing to hold your hair back if needed, bring you ginger candies after, keep saltines or bread by your bedside.

Feeling those first kicks? Wow. Early on, when only you feel it, he’s a little envious, but then he grows worried he won’t feel the kicks. What if the baby already hates him and doesn’t kick?

One regular evening, you’re sitting on the sofa when he gets home from work, and you gasp and whisper for him to come here. He does, a little worried, and you just take his hands and place them on your belly. He begins to withdraw, but you tighten your hold on his wrists, and then he feels it. You’ve grown used to the kicks, but he feels the nudge against his middle and ring fingers, and then another just below at his pinky. His lips part, his eyes widen, and he stares at his hand because on the other side is his child.

You admit that the baby kicks a lot when you look at him because he makes your heart race, but he just hasn’t had good timing when he touches your belly.

Braxton-Hicks contractions (false labor contractions) fucking terrify him. When he sees you stop walking, breathe deeply for a moment as you try to shake it off, he panics and asks what’s wrong, only for you to wave him off and say “stop being so dramatic.” He’ll roll his eyes at you, but he’ll watch you extra close after that.

When you’re actually in labor?! Forget it. This man is your fucking rock. He’ll barely leave your side to piss lest he misses something.

Labor pains are indescribable pain. Seeing you, unable to speak or hardly even damn breathe through them, coming in every few minutes, makes him feel so painfully helpless it’s terrifying.

That moment he first sees and holds your child, though? Magic. Pure magic. You’ve never seen him so awestruck and vulnerable all at once, and he’s so in love it hurts.

Porco

Ultimate Dad Lad™️

Seriously. Practices Dad Jokes starting the week after you get that positive pregnancy test. Literally has a note in his phone full of them.

Ok but when he finds out you’re pregnant, you half-expect him to freak out, but he just stares at you and asks, “For real life?” and the way he looks almost excited makes you laugh because of course he’s okay with it. He’s not just okay with it - he thinks this is a miracle.

First person he calls is Marcel to tell him he’s going to be an uncle. You have to rein him in not to tell anyone yet until you hit that 12 week mark, but he needs to shout about it to someone, and his brother is the first choice, naturally.

When he comes to the 12 week ultrasound, and it’s looking like a baby and not just a blob on the screen, he sobs. He holds your hand, and he’s so tense, and when he sees the side profile of the baby the wind is knocked from him. He stares at the screen where the ultrasound is displayed, and you look over, and he’s crying. He’s the happiest he’s ever been - so far.

Loves the kicks. Will sing to your belly, talk to the baby, ramble on while you’re laying in bed.

Buys onesies from his favorite sports teams. Gets teary-eyed when you buy a onesie that says Rad Like Dad.

Definitely the dad who will proudly baby-wear, calling himself a kangaroo in the process. He’ll get himself and the baby matching hats to wear.

Freaks out a little when you go into labor. (“Oh shit it’s happening! Oh fuck - is it coming now?! We’re having a baby right now?”)

Holds your hair if you throw up in labor, brushes it out of the way when you get sweaty, holds you and rubs your back when you’re bent over trying to breathe through contractions.

If you get an epidural, he may pass out if he sees the needle. (After the delivery he’ll call you a motherfucking rockstar for being able to sit through it.)

His composure absolutely shatters when he first holds the baby. He cries and cradles the newborn, doing skin-to-skin immediately and whispering the sweetest words to the baby. (“Hi baby, I’m your dad.” “You’re the most perfect little thing I’ve ever seen.” “You’re so loved.”)

Floch

Oh boy.

I can see him kind of not having the best reaction when he finds out you’re pregnant - though not in a bad way, but he just pales and stares at the positive window on the pregnancy test. You have to touch his arm to remind him that you’re there, very much waiting on a response, and he instantly grabs for you and hugs you tightly.

Instantly insists on doing everything for you. Acts of service really come into play for him here; he says he should be cooking for you, cleaning, literally name a task and he jumps at the chance to do it.

“I’m pregnant, Floch, not incapacitated.” “Let me help you.”

In all reality he’s terrified of you losing the baby, and you can appreciate the efforts he’s really putting in here.

A little overbearing about what you shouldn’t be doing. An example - eating lunch meat. Technically you shouldn’t be eating lunch meat, but you try to sneak a bite at Eren’s, to which Floch glares at you. (“You shouldn’t be eating that.” “It’s one piece, not an entire uncured ham.” “What if you get sick?”) But it’s all out of the best intentions.

He really dives into reading about everything to expect - particularly about the delivery and what can go wrong. He’s set on not being left in the dark and being prepared to step up should you be unable to coherently make decisions for yourself in labor, should things take a downward turn. You assure him he doesn’t have to study the material like he’s getting tested on it, but you realize his method of coping with his fear of all the what ifs of labor and delivery is being over-prepared.

You’re not sure why he’s so anxious. He has experience with children, he’s great with kids, but the idea of being a parent is what makes him nervous.

On a lighter note, he made one accidental comparison of the baby kicking to the chest-bursters from Alien and he always has a grin when he feels the baby kick because of the poorly timed joke.

He has a surprising eye for interior design, so you let him have more reign over designing the baby’s room.

When you do go into labor, you’re beyond thankful this man studied his ass off as if he’s taking a damn test because he’s there the entire time, ensuring that you thoroughly understand the doctors and nurses when they pop in and out through your labor, rather than idly sitting to the side.

When the baby is born, he pulls the chair up as close beside your bed as he can, and while you have the baby on your chest, he has his hand just under yours on the baby’s back and he marvels at you and your child. His child. He’s silently crying, cheeks pink, but fuck he’s so over the moon.

Eren

EREH

Y’all were actively trying to get pregnant, so no surprise pregnancy here, but he’s still elated nonetheless. When you come out with the news, he breaks into the biggest smile and he’s notably hiding tears when he buries his face in your neck, embracing you tightly.

He’s mildly prepared for the symptoms to come, but he takes it in stride. Being the son of a doctor, he’s not particularly squeamish.

He waits to tell his family in person in parts - his parents first, then Zeke. Grisha is stunned and Carla jumps up and squeals and then cries tears of joy. For Zeke, you both give him a onesie that says “World’s Best Uncle” and he’s a little confused at first, and then it hits him and he stares with his jaw agape before he brings the onesie to his chest, cradling it.

Zeke and Eren’s relationship is complicated, but overall it’s improved over the years, and this has served to bring them closer. Zeke is determined to be a present uncle. Eren is overjoyed by this, and thus, so are you.

Eren adores you pregnant. He claims that you’re glowing, even when you feel gross and not quite comfortable in your own skin, and he worships you in bed.

You both take full advantage of that 2nd trimester libido.

When he’s finally able to start feeling kicks, he pokes your belly with the hopes of the baby kicking the spot in turn. The moments when this does happen, he marvels at the fact that he’s playing with his baby already.

He does have anxiety around being an adequate father; Grisha was far from perfect, so would Eren make the same mistakes? To which you reassure him every time that he will do his best, and that’s all you can ask.

When you reach the point in your pregnancy that all you can really be comfortable in are dresses, he’s living. You, in a dress, all the time? Perfection in his eyes.

During your labor, he’s calm and collected on the surface, except for his eyes. You can see the stress written in his eyes, but he’s focused on keeping calm so he doesn’t add to the stress of your labor.

Cheers you on in your labor because you’re a fucking champ.

When the baby is born, his composure shatters and he cries when he first holds his child. He’s in awe of you, of the baby you made together, and the fact that this is all real, and he’s the happiest he’s ever been in his life.

[uhnomahlee]

living in their truth // aot headcanon

gendervoid!ymir x black plus-size gnc reader (oc name: xasan)

synopsis: ymir falls for a transfer

includes: suggestive tone (18+), fluff, brat!ymir, matchmaker!hitch, ymir’s a whore for tongue piercings, eren gets his ass rocked, etc.

{mdni/f}

a/n: I would like to think i proofread :3 enjoy

“they’re a transfer from the military police,” hitch stimulated the conversation imposed by a single name sasha mentioned

“who wants to transfer if not choosing this sector in the first place?”

“i heard there was another reason they were part of the military police instead of the survey corps,” continued hitch, stretching out her legs in a deep lunge. “something about the certain abilities for protecting historia. don’t ask how they got out that setup, that’s all the info i got.”

ymir uncrossed their arms readying theirself for the run. “who cares. are we starting or what?”

“we’re actually waiting on someone,” hitch responded, folding herself into another stretch

huffing, ymir looked into the distance at the mountains where the sun usually rose

“they need to hurry the fuck up before the sun even starts breathing over the mountains”

“or what”

“hitch why do you always provoke them?” mikasa interjected

sasha waved a hand in mikasa’s face. “shh. wait. let’s see which one gets choked out first.”

hitch’s narrowed eyes relaxed as she saw movement in her peripheral. raising a hand, they waved at the approaching figure

“xasan! good morning!”

ymir’s resting gaze had shifted slightly, inhale hitching then elongating

the reaction was caught by hitch as xasan moved toward the group, a wide smile on their face

“hello,” xasan greeted, “nice to meet you all, i am xasan”

“hello ja-san. i’m sasha.”

she tried her best. xasan chuckled at the pronounciation

as much as ymir tried to fight it, that rumble in their throat as they laughed made goosebumps decorate ymir’s skin

“i’m mikasa”

while the group chatted the newcomer up, ymir examined them from a distance

keeping their astonishment low key, they let their gaze roam their broad physique, admiring the dark brown skin that glistened even with the lack of light

while ymir had attempted to look away, xasan caught their eye. accessories decorating the two front strands of their locs swayed as their head swiveled

regardless of ymir’s quietness, xasan had spoken to them

“hello”

something glinted in their mouth, planted on their tongue

“are you chewing a piece of metal?” sasha asked, moving into xasan’s personal space as she squinted at their mouth

mikasa’s hand reached out and gripped the back of sasha’s shirt, yanking their body out of xasan’s face

xasan rolled out their tongue, displaying the metal stud piercing.

“cool,” sasha marveled.

ymir—still reeling from the interaction—channeled their embarrassment into an attitude, eager to distract theirself from the entirety of this individual

“you can look at it all you want later. let’s start already.”

hitch began, “don’t be rude-”

“they’re right,” xasan’s eyes drifted towards ymir as they moved toward them. “the sun should be peeking over the hills soon.”

the group agreed with enthusiasm

ymir would be like i…i think like that too. kiss me maybe?

nonchalant niggas falling for their opposites quick as hell ™️

meals turned into speculating opportunities

after being served their food, ymir would scour the room for the familiar golden hair accessories that decorated xasan’s short dreads, sitting on the opposite side of their own table to steal glances

though speculation was not only for ymir

hitch and sasha couldn’t help to murmur to each other while ymir was distracted with an attempt to see what bogus mission explanation xasan was explaining so loud this time

there was irritation gnawing at their nerves. why?

maybe they were being too loud—no, the entire setting was bustling

perhaps they had no consideration for those around them—wrong, the entire table they were sitting at paid close attention to their words while they marveled shamelessly

then xasan--out of proximity and friendliness— placed a hang on the shoulder of the person sitting next to them, a firm grip shaking the individual as they continued the dramatics of the story

the twinge in ymir’s chest and the diversion of their prominent stare was an unspoken tell-all

peeking in front of them, their eyes met hitch’s glimmering orbs an understanding look on her face, while sasha’s folded lips hid their smile, snickers, and suggestive gestures

after swallowing a piece of bread and meat, sasha spoke, “so ymir, hitch and i were thinking about inviting ja-san to hang out with us from now on. they’re really somethin’ else huh?”

ymir shrugged, contorting their face to give display of ‘why ask me, i wouldn’t fucking know’

“well are you okay with them being around? because it’s gonna happen a lot more now.” hitch out her elbows on the table, placing her head in the palm of her hand as she leaned closer across the table. “a lot more.”

“i’m okay with reaching down into your throats and taking out whatever keeps letting you talk,” ymir hissed, stabbing at their food

mikasa let out a snicker, covering their mouth in case food came out

hitch and sasha gave a subtle look to each other

“why the fuck are you all acting like this?” ymir couldn’t even get a bite in, the mood of their friends making them uneasy

“we love you.”

ymir flinched. “okay.”

so the group did exactly as promised and melded xasan into the group

the sum-up of the guys meeting them was an attempt to be friendly but failing

not showing interest in subtle advances by some of them, xasan punted them into the friend-zone, disregarding compliments

ymir would turn into a spirit of dark energy seething at how quick they closed in on xasan

when a sparring session was offered by eren after xasan explained the origin of their style, ymir rolled their eyes, scoffing loud enough for the rest of the group to hear

“somethin’ the matter?” sasha blurted out

“sasha i swear-”

ymir saw the first move made by xasan—a deflection of eren’s punch with a hit to his bicep, making his face contort in confusion and pain, their left hand flew in for an uppercut, frantically blocked by eren’s opposing arm

xasan’s mouth was moving as they dodged and threw hits, talking to eren with a smile on their face

what the hell are they doing? eren furrowed his brows, trying to concentrate on their fluid movements. i’ve never felt hits so heavy. what are their bones made out of, he thought, eyes darting around to guess where the next attack was instead of worrying about defense--he was exactly where xasan wanted him

“the ending really got me,” they chuckled “i actually ended up having a breakdown and tore a tree from the ground”

a multitude of kicks rained down on eren, xasan’s foot meeting the sides of his torso, arms, and legs

he tried to get a punch in, earning another deflection, a palm flying in towards his face and jutting his chin upwards.

“and the thing is i read it again right after i was done with it. maybe i do hate myself”

unbalanced, eren began stumbling backward until he fell on his ass, cheeks and tips of his ears reddening immediately

the group threw themselves into a fit of laughter

ymir on the hand was absolutely smitten

like they had the option to take this nigga out fully, but just played in his face

they liked the fact it didn’t take much to show their strength other than the fact it was already wafting off of them with their very presence

ymir blinked theirself out of their trance seeing xasan jog back to them

not the group, directly to ymir

ymir thought they had done something wrong, body growing rigid with a light sweat following. chewing the inside of their cheek they kept a hard stare fighting not to look away

ymir would have never in their life dared to approach them first. the sheer essence of romantic rejection made them physically gag

they have literally no thoughts when xasan is in their proximity

instead of complimenting them ymir just says outta pocket things. not even mean…just outta pocket

“you should’ve broken his face when you had the chance,” was the first thing to leave their mouth as xasan came up to them

the group erupted into another fit of laughter eavesdropping on the interaction

“i have the feeling there will be a rematch soon. i most definitely will be” xasan grinned, still panting

that was all ymir could muster up, mouth agape with nothing leaving it

“we should go for drinks later,” xasan offered, hands on their hips

ymir nodded absentmindedly, taking in the sweet musk that emanated from them.

“hello?” xasan waved in their face. “you okay ymir?”

blood rushed to ymir’s cheeks as they heard their name spoken with xasan’s accent

and they wanted to hear it again and again until fate teared them apart

hitch came up to the two to help out. “they would love to go. actually—this just came to mind—why don’t we make this a group outing? you seem to be mixing with the group well.”

“sounds good. i would love to poke around your personalities a bit more” their eyes didn’t even leave ymir as they said the statement

hitch bit back a smile. “ah yes. of course.” she nudged ymir and they were still unresponsive “um…ymir will be there too.”

xasan brightened. “let me know when we’re going? imma go wash up” they gave ymir’s arm a departing gentle pat before jogging toward the dorms

the further xasan got, the more ymir unfroze

“wow,” sasha began, walking up with connie, jean and mikasa “how was that for ya?”

“do not let me do anything stupid tonight” ymir grumbled

“huh?” hitch cupped her ear

“if you see me about to do something i wouldn’t normally do. stop me,” they explained further

“define ‘something you wouldn’t do’” hitch probed, the devil on her shoulder rubbing its hands

ymir looked to her, silent

pursing her lips, hitch sighed and slumped her shoulders. “why would you do something stupid. it’s just xasan? our friend” she was inducing a subtle confession

ymir bit their tongue, noticing everyone’s stare

“forget i said that” ymir backed away from the group, needing time alone. “if you’re all going to be weird let me just not say anything at all”

that night the group gathered in town, attending their favorite local tavern

ymir immediately saw the lack of xasan’s presence, looking around the sidewalk as they fiddled with their black long sleeve

“hitch should be coming with them in a bit” a voice answered the thoughts in ymir’s head

ymir looked to mikasa, their face heating up

a couple minutes later, the two did approach the tavern, chatting

ymir looked at xasan for second before escaping and entering the tavern for a drink

their warning from earlier would begin to make sense

the loud setting of the tavern mixed with the numbness of the alcohol did little to block xasan out

to ymir, they were a being of light with an everlasting glow

also their eyes could actually never leave them

the dance floor was xasan’s, every variant of beat was met with ease, rhythmic rolls of their body attracting all the eyes of the building

but they could care less

one thing ymir could admire about xasan--among the countless other factors--was the fact that they lived as they should. no shame. what was on their mind was said and they knew no one could take that right from them. ymir didn't need to analyze and try to break them down like they did with everyone else.

they just were

xasan’s eyes were closed. they used their limbs to their advantage telling a story with their moves. the foundation and fluidity of the moves matched their hand to hand combat style

the gold decor in their hair created glimmering streaks as they spun and flipped around

they contorted their body easily, kicking a leg over in a back bend then going into a cartwheel

staring in awe, ymir nearly brought their hand together to clap with everyone else, meeting sasha’s anticipating eyes

though very buzzed, they could still tell what their friends were up to, stifling the action by just rubbing their hands together

ymir poured theirself another cup from the table’s pitcher, downing it in one go

after a couple seconds, things became very different very quick

ymir was swaying slightly to the music, palms patting each other under the table

xasan even danced with a drink in their hand, chugging the liquid before slamming the cup on the table

they traveled over to the team’s table hand reaching out for sasha who was giddy, ready to get on the floor already

the group cheered for the two, clapping louder as they galloped around the open space, faces beaming with grins, laughter following. they spun and waltzed across the floor, stomping along to the rhythm

jaw clenched, ymir stood, not waiting for their balance to catch up.

“i’ll be back” they zigzagged to the corridor

just waited in the restroom until the song was over and everyone applauded

they were too drunk to deal with a very gorgeous looking xasan dance with other people

can ymir dance? no.

would they get on the dance floor by theirself? absolutely not.

if they had the chance to be in the arms of xasan, being led by their movements, bodies pressed to each other’s, would they accept the offer?

regardless of the answer, the sensation in ymir’s abdomen after the thought warped their mood entirely

groaning, they pushed the door open bumping into someone else

as soon as the scent hit them, ymir looked up at xasan, gulping down the large accumulation of spit in their mouth

they walked backwards allowing ymir out

“i was just looking for you” xasan spoke with a slight slur, deep smooth tone made it even worse for ymir when laced with the alcohol

mind blank. no thoughts. just staring. ymir breathed in, skin warming

that piercing created thoughts ymir had no busy thinking about

“how’s your night going so far?” they asked, leaning a shoulder onto the wall.

remember they resort to saying random shit

“it’s not my night,” they slurred “i don’t own that shit.”

xasan sputtered out a laugh putting a hand on ymir’s shoulder

their touch ignited ymir’s body

“and there it is. just as i thought. there is a possibility for you to be cuter than you already are”

ymir processed the statement. “are you talking about me being cute or you being cute? we can talk about you being cute that makes more sense. and it’s stuff we both think about, right?”

xasan diverted their gaze, chuckling softly “uh, yeah?”

when their eyes met again, xasan’s hand cupped ymir’s cheek, thumb brushing over the brown freckles

“i think about you, ymir.”

ymir cleared their throat. “i…we are d-developing a good friendshi-”

“i think about you in a lot of different ways” xasan spoke pointedly, thumb skimming ymir’s bottom lip. they stepped closer, leaning down a bit

“you’re okay with me touching you?”

“yes,” that answer was so quick. ymir was that close to adding a ‘please’ but bit the inside of their cheek

something in ymir snapped when xasan’s hand met the small of the back and pulled them in to their body, their warmth exchanging

“i’ve been waiting be alone with you since i asked you out earlier”

ymir closed their eyes, leaning into xasan’s hand on their cheek

they didn’t notice the small kiss they placed on their palm until xasan commented how cute they were bringing them back down to earth

“do not call me that shit.”

xasan rubbed along their spine, feigning a frown. “is that a challenge?”

ymir rolled their eyes, tensing when xasan’s hand gripped their jaw—not harsh. guiding

“i would not do that if i were you,” they whispered, gaze burning into ymir’s

that tone made ymir an absolute mess

ymir’s thinking ‘hmm attitude equals this? what will being a brat give me?’

bc ymir is definitely of brat essence please pay attention

“good thing you aren’t then.”

xasan glanced at their lips, before saying, “let’s join the others before we get in trouble.”

ymir agreed not wanting to hear anything from the group. “i’ll leave first.”

retracting their arms, ymir smoothed out their outfit, giving a small departing wave before walking back out into the main room

the noise unmuted as they separated from xasan

everyone looked to ymir as they sat down

mikasa smelled xasan’s unique fragrant all over them

“did you see xasan on your way out? everyone’s asking for them. even the band” hitch eyed ymir’s demeanor

ymir shrugged, pouring theirself another cup of beer

“go check yourself” they downed the drink

another tier of drunkenness had been reached

hitch narrowed her eyes until xasan came through the entryway, attention landing on ymir. they waved to the table while ymir poured another cup trying not to blatantly ask for their touch again

“where have you been?” hitch asked. looking between the two

“i drunk. i piss. a wonderful cycle on a night like this,” was xasan’s response

ymir laughed looking at hitch. “idiot”

“actually, ymir?” xasan placed their hands on the table

ymir straightened tf up

“can you pour me a cup?”

everyone went silent.

ymir never poured anyone else beer but their own no matter how many times someone asked. and for as long as they’ve known each other that was still the case

so when they saw their friend grab a clean cup from the middle of the table and pour xasan a cup with no rebuttal. no backlash. no nothing. they knew

ymir was one to do anything for their romantic interest. no hesitation. sober or not

“thank you” xasan took the drink with a sly smile

ymir raised their mug and hit it against xasan’s

simultaneous chug plus ymir’s heart eyes on their crush

after that drink it was all over for ymir’s memory

the next day, hungover, ymir kept to theirself in their bedroom until it was time for a meeting in the middle of the day

they just drank water and laid down in bed not remembering shit from the night before

when it was time for the meeting ymir rolled out of bed, stretching their body out with a guttural groan

“fuck” they stood up, rolling their shoulders back “shit. fuck this.”

they stumbled around the bedroom, gathering clean clothes to wear

a knock came to the door

“ymir! you up? we gotta go!” hitch yelled

ymir opened their door “shut the fuck up”

hitch handed them a steaming cup of mint tea

grunting a ‘thanks’ ymir took the cup and walked out of the room

hitch stayed silent, clearly wanting to ask something but just throwing glances at ymir

ymir sighed, brushing strands of hair from their face “what the hell are you looking at me for? somethin’ on my face?“

“how’d your night go?” she rushed out as they entered the room for the meeting

shrugging, ymir searched for the empty seats near their friends. “don’t remember much. didn’t throw up so that’s always a plus.” they narrowed their eyes as they sat down next to mikasa “and why are you asking me? with that tone?”

hitch raise her hands in innocence “just asking. saw another side of you is all”

mid-sip, ymir choked, coughing as quiet as they could while everyone settled in

the hell was that supposed to mean? they were supposed to be stopping them if they did something stupid not simply let it happen. but ymir should’ve known better with their mischievous asses

now ymir was racking their brain to figure out what the fuck happened, hating the fact they were left in the dark concerning their own drunken actions

the meeting began and as it did that sweet musk wafted into ymir’s nose, thoughts scrambling more than before

then everything began to fall into place

the alluring scent, the touches, that fucking piercing...but what was spoken? what was said?

what else was done?

“i had a fun time dancing with you last night,” their voice whispered from behind ymir, lips brushing their ear

ymir’s mouth dropped open, eyes widening, as their skin reddened immensely

“fuck”

[velvett-tearss]

AoT Characters and Summer Life

a/n: this was supposed to be out as soon as summer vacation over here started, but I had summer courses and then I was drained af from that but it’s here anyway lmao, hope you enjoy <3

warnings: cursing, alcohol consumption

characters used: Eren, Mikasa, Armin, & Jean

genre: modern au, headcannons

Eren

is a fucking wreck all summer 😭

you can’t take him anywhere because it will either end in two ways:

the first — he will be a fun little shit and have a nice time, singing and dancing while nursing a drink of his choice

probably jägermeister just because of his name, even tho that shit is nasty af

it’s usually fun for him and his friends if he’s chill, but Eren is quite the opinionated person

as if it’s a surprise 🙄

the second way — he’s a ticking time bomb. he will get into arguments over the tiniest things, yelling and throwing drinks and wagging fingers in people’s face

the worst thing is that he does it for shits and giggles smh (same tho 🌝)

it usually ends in someone having to drag him out before the cops show up for Eren causing a public disturbance lmao

Jean throws a fit because he was 🤏 close into getting a date, but Eren had to ruin it

they get into an argument and somehow they make Connie’s tiny car seem even smaller 😓

Sasha is in the passenger (because of her twin privileges with Connie ofc) and she’s trying to  resuscitate Armin because he’s squished in between them

then Mikasa finally buts in

“Eren?”

“Yes?”

“Be quiet.”

he goes: 🤐

sleeps like a baby after (:

Armin

sunburned so bad ):

but he DOES NOT mind it lol

spends a lot of the summer at the beach

he doesn’t even go into the water that often, he just likes being there

best boy <3

packs sandwiches and a bunch of water and juice to stay hydrated

has made friends with the ice cream stand employees because he’s there everyday and they’re there everyday

he also brings books to the beach to read under the sun ☀️

lowkey thinks he’s in a lana del rey song

if he’s not at the beach, then he’s helping his grandpa out at the mechanic shop

headcanon in a headcanon: Mr. Arlert is a mechanic so Armin knows how to change a tire

it bothers Eren because he doesn’t know how to 😭

tries to convince the friend group to come to the beach with him, but it’s usually just Connie, Sasha, Ymir, and Historia who show up

you already know they’re causing a fucking ruckus on the beach lmao

but he doesn’t mind it so much because they look like they’re having fun and that’s all he wants

Mikasa

it’s very relaxing but random at the same time

some days she hanging out with The Jaegers, and they just have lunch or an early dinner

she has to sit through Carla and Eren arguing over petty things, or Zeke and Carla tag-teaming against Eren

Eren gets mad at her if she laughs 😊

once a week, Historia drags the girls out for a “girls day” and she forces everyone to get mani-pedis and facials 💅

Sasha picks the cucumbers off everyone’s eyes and eats them as a snack 🐸

when she’s not there, she’s visiting her Uncle Kenny and Uncle Uri <3

it’s usually Kenny being rowdy and borderline rude and Uri just smiling and nodding like he knows something Kenny doesn’t 🤔

Kenny’s just talking to himself at this point and Uri and Mikasa making conversation about the strangest things

occasionally, Levi will join them for breakfast or something but has a dissatisfied expression on his face 🙄

but they all know he’s just faking it 😌

so Kenny and him start arguing over something small and he goes below the belt

“well, you’re still short so . . . ”

and all hell breaks loose lmao

Armin and Eren went to meet her family, and they decided to never go back again lmao

they are very scared™️ of The Ackermans, so they prefer visiting her great aunt instead because Auntie Azumabito is polite

and she gives them money all the time 🙏

Jean

he always spends his summers with his mom

it’s never anything new, just helping his mom around the house and reconnecting with friends from his younger days

he probably never really liked summer, and he blames it on the hot weather and the melting ice cream and all the bad things that come

but he does it to hide the fact that he hates going back to see people he doesn’t want anything to do with

it’s just people from the past wanting to talk about the past, and I know Jean gets embarrassed and uncomfortable bc he thinks he was a little shit as a kid lol

and his mom probably dotes on him a lot bc Jean is known for having a track record of being ✨friendless✨

and it probably annoys the crap out of him (cue that one scene from his ova 😀)

that is, until Marco insists that the friend group finally get to meet Mama Kirschtein 💅

so they decide to surprise Jean at his mother’s house for a weekend trip or something and my man is SHOCKED™️

tries to keep himself from strangling his friends because he doesn’t need his mom witnessing a murder lmao

he’s a bit ticked off at them for not telling him they were coming, but he lets it go when he ends up having a nice time 🥲

feels even better because his mom stops nagging at him to make friends; she realizes he’s already got the best ones <3

note: i was gonna do Sasha and Connie bc I love them but shit happens lolz <3

[ficsforeren]

Yo yo yo, I was just thinking but I feel like one of eren's love languages is just being a little shit™️ and annoying the crao out of you. I feel like he'd be really playful and this extends to his close friends when he's comfortable and in a good mood. I imagine him playing pranks on Jean and reiner (and his really trusted staff like Berthold), then Levi just stands there and sighs deeply like a disappointed mother but its all cool cause he loves them anyways—he'll just never say that out loud.

in the beginning of the last song, he was pretty depressed so he rarely talked to them, so playing pranks was definitely out of question. but ever since he got together with yn I think he became a lot more friendly. he wouldn't do any pranks (and would hate to be pranked), but he'd appreciate a good joke every now and then. his reaction is different depends on who says it tho, for example:

if it was marco who made the joke, even if it wasn't funny, eren would be like, landing a hand on his shoulder and sending him that brotherly smile that looks like he's saying, "it's okay, buddy. you did well."

if it was jean who made the joke—now okay hear me out. i think jean is actually pretty funny but he always makes things weird by making everything sexual (one time reiner invited him to an orphanage to do charity and they were playing toys with the kids and jean picked up a submarine toy and he went "dude dude what's long and hard and full of seamen?"). jean and eren also had this love-hate relationship, right? so whenever jean made a joke that was actually funny, eren would snort and leave the room but reiner would catch him trying to hold back his giggles

reiner is funny only when he tries not to be funny because he always throws out dad jokes every time and they're really embarrassing 😭he'd be like roleplaying as a dad and a son saying " i don't trust those trees, son." / "oh no, why, dad?" / "idk they seem shady." and people would just cringe hard. but in my head, there was this one time when he made eren laugh—like actually laughed cause he was in such a good mood that day—and reiner cried happy tears for a good half an hour in the bathroom

if it was levi who joked around—aight who am i kidding, levi doesn't joke. he makes a lot of witty comebacks involving poop tho.

[scaredpigeons]

Modern!Aot Headcanons: spicy, medium spicy, and mild ☺️💕

18+ NSFW MDNI Featuring: Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager, Jean kirschtein, Connie Springer, Erwin Smith.

Non gender specific language used for reader.

Levi Ackerman

Awkward mess when it comes to affection/relationships/sex

But still somehow knows exactly what he’s doing???

Honestly his instincts are 110% on point and he absolutely ruins you forever.

Wears the softest sweaters/jumpers/cardigans

If you steal them, he’ll make a fuss about you wearing his clothes, but secretly loves to see you covered in his belongings.

Reluctant switch

But once you have him bottoming and in the headspace he is a MESS™️

Gets off on getting his partner off

Watches your reactions very intently, borderline studying you.

Honestly doesn’t care if you’re shorter/taller, smaller/bigger than him. He is attracted to personality traits like strength and resolve and professionalism. (Pfft😭)

Will buy literally every single tea on the face of the earth just to find your favourite

And he brews it to perfection every time.

Love language is DEFINITELY acts of service.

This man will clean and cook and nag you to take care of yourself

Huffs and puffs when u do the same but secretly MELTS

Physical touch is a little iffy for him in the beginning, but don’t worry

Once he realizes you aren’t going anywhere he warms up to it.

Surprisingly, LOVES going down on you.

Loves watching you tremble and shake and the mess and spit and will lick you clean until you’re begging him to stop

Main kinks (giving/receiving): power play, bondage, choking, hair pulling, mild degradation, pet names(in private) overstimulation

(Strict giving) slight exhibition, impact play, sensory deprivation, serious degradation, voyeurism(watching u) cockwarming(him in u)

(Strict receiving) cuckholding(only w permission n convo beforehand!)

Eren Yeager

Cocky asshole fuckboy front game

Actually a nervous self deprecating baby who just wants to be loved

Falls very hard and very fast

Loves loves loves to pull hair/have his hair pulled

Brags about u his friends a lot. Will do so in front of you to make u blush (if you don’t like it, you just gotta tell him seriously and he’ll never do it again.)

Happy when you show interest in the things he loves, will talk about them for hours with you

Kind of self centred sometimes, needs to be reminded that other people’s opinions/thoughts/realities differ from his

Strict top, but finds it cute when you try to take power

Always finds a way to touch your hands.

Loves ur hands too much

Gives you his sweaters/shirts/etc

Possessive as hell, borderline toxic, but can be easily knocked down a peg or too.

HATES when you call him terms of endearment used towards your guy friends (dude, man, bro, buddy)

Seriously he gets so pissed.

“I’m not your fucking bro.”

But refuses to call you by your real name.

Pet names, nicknames,(sometimes inappropriate) will literally say “hey, you.” Or snap/whistle to get your attention before saying your real name

Main kinks(giving/receiving): dirty talk, hair pulling, scratching/biting, pet names

(Strict giving): impact play, degradation, some bondage, size kink, power kink, choking, (you) begging, dacryphilia(when you cry) anal play

(Strict receiving): nothing...? He has his boundaries and limits but anything you can think of doing to him he’d totally want to do to you too 🤷🏻‍♀️

Jean Kirschtein

Acts like a slut

Is a slut

But once he has you?

The most loyal and devoted human being ever known

Body worship 100000%

Will tell you how beautiful/handsome/sexy/amazing/cute/perfect/etc etc you are every single day

CANNOT will not. keep his hands off of you

Has an exhibitionist streak a 10000000km long

Keeps going if someone walks in on you

Has gotten you in so much trouble so many times cuz he will literally try to fuck you anywhere and everywhere

Y’all almost got arrested

The cop only let you off cuz no one else saw and he couldn’t stop laughing

Will 100% invite his friends over to watch him fuck you

Sometimes let’s connie join :3

Seriously loves hearing you moan and whine

A TEASE

A switch, all the way. Loves topping, but sometimes just needs you to take control

Then he’s the one who’s a whining, moaning mess.

Super sensitive, but refuses to cum unless you’ve done so at least twice.

Main kinks(giving/receiving): begging, overstimulation, praise, dirty talk(hes sooooo good at it) exhibitionism, orgasm denial, anal play, face fucking, mild cuckholding?(shares with Connie mostly, but would probably be down for others with a serious convo)

(Strict giving): cum play, spanking, choking,

(Strict receiving): daddy kink (likes when you call him daddy, but doesn’t like calling his partner mommy/daddy)

Connie Springer

Surprisingly? Not that kinky.

Don’t get me wrong, would totally share with Jean or Sasha, or both, but

Pretty much enjoys normal rough sex :)

Will spoil you!!!

Food, flowers, dates, clothes, jewelry, anything you like

Loves to cuddle, will always ask you to sit in his lap or lay down with him n spoon when there’s downtime

Naps with Connie are the absolute BEST

He always keeps his place chilly cuz he runs hot

So snuggling in bed with him under the covers is a LITERAL DREAM

Will make out with you for hours. Loves to kiss you

Paints his nails black, will paint yours too if you ask. He’s actually very good at it! 

Loves tattoos, has a couple here and there (matching friendship ones with Sasha and Jean and Marco)

Wants to marry you RIGHT AWAY

Is so smitten so quick

Will go on all day about how he wants to buy you a big house and have so many kids

Cuz he’s honestly the best with kids??? Seriously? Snacks, snuggles, movies? Kids love him

Sneaker-head, big time. Has more shoes than anyone alive.

Will cry if you buy him his favourite sneakers.

Will cook for you. LOVES to feed you his favourite recipes

Will most likely make you gain a little weight, honestly. The food is so good

But that’s not a big deal cuz he actually loves soft squishy tummies and thighs

And will kiss you so gently there when you’re self conscious.

Main kinks(?): like I said, pretty chill dude. Down to try anything once, will add things you both like to your sex life as u go. Loves going down on you and vice versa, will definitely try to make u scream.

Erwin Smith

Daddy™️

Seriously.

Will dote and worry about you and take care of your every need

Will also push ur face into the mattress as he fucks you brainless.

Loves leaving red marks and lil hickies and bruises all over you

Expensive dates, clothes, etc. Not afraid to share his wealth with you

Always dressed Immaculately, will be so embarrassed the first time you see him in sweat pants

(He was sick okay? His monogrammed silk pyjama set was too cold 😫)

Takes a while to really open up to you

But when he does you become not only his partner, but his closest confidant and best friend.

Will buy you jewelry with his name on it.

If it can’t have his name, it’ll either be his birthstone or favourite gem. Everything is purposeful and personal.

Will give up his jacket/scarf/etc if he sees ur cold

Literally the perfect gentleman

THE ABSOLUTE KING of aftercare.

Seriously, he finds it to be so rewarding and beneficial to the growth of your relationship

Also just loves pampering you after a rough trip to pound town

LOVES if ur smaller than him. Either in size or height or both.

Total top.

Loves to be taken care of, but will always remind you who is boss.

Sometimes gets too caught up with work, just needs a gentle reminder that you’d like more attention

You’ll get it, tenfold.

Super emotionally mature, and secure. Will cry in front of you/comfort you when you cry/express feelings/etc

Main kinks(giving/receiving): marks(scratching, biting) hair pulling, teasing in public

(Strict giving): impact play, bondage, breeding, cumplay, anal play, overstimulation, pet names, degradation, authority, power play, sensory deprivation, choking

(Strict receiving): loves being referred to as titles (Sir/Daddy/etc.)

I planned to add Armin, Hange, Reiner and Bertholdt but tumblr deleted like, half of my draft :(((( i will get to it i promise

[cosmicjoke]

people listing opinions of the voice actors and what’s said behind the scenes under canon when it comes to ships is the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen. I guess it makes sense from the shippers perspective trying to push their ship.

But these aren’t canon; these are opinions. Their interpretations. Just comments. why are people still fighting over some offhand comments made by Isayama on some fan gathering YEARS ago. years before manga was concluded. He probably didn’t even know how things will develop (end) himself, and even if he did it’s not like he would tell them because it would spoil the manga… why some people find this so hard to understand?

what Isayama also (supposedly) mentioned in an interview is: I’m not the type of person who likes to confirm things based on “reading between the lines…” he mentioned this when asked about Ymir and Historia (he went on how even though she never explicitly said it (like Ymir did) it was plain as the day that she felt the same) And it was the same with every other canon ship.

sorry to dump all this on you but I have a feeling that you’re one of the few people who will understand.

I just wish people would stop pushing their stupid agenda when it comes to Levi and shipping™️ and start talking about something else; for example how he predicted right from the start that Eren will go berserk — I haven’t seen anyone talking about this for example…

Yeah, that's what I always say. If Isayama meant for Levi to be paired romantically with anyone, he would have made it obvious, the way he did with literally every other romantic pairing in the story. I don't understand what's so hard to grasp about that either.

There's so many facets to Levi's character that are worthy of discussion. The one you mentioned being one of many. Indeed, Levi could see the kind of person Eren was from the very start. Levi is known, with good reason, for being probably the most emotionally intelligent character in the series. He can read people and what they really are better than anyone. With Eren, he could see right away that he had, as Levi put it, a monstrous will, someone who wouldn't give up or compromise for anything. Of course, I've seen some people try to accuse Levi of having known Eren would do what he eventually did, and didn't do anything to stop it. But that's absurd. Levi being able to accurately gauge what type of person Eren was didn't mean he would be able to accurately predict what his end goal was. As far as Levi knew, Eren was working toward the same goal they all were, and was focusing that "monstrous will" on that, the salvation of humanity. Eren's desire to destroy the world wasn't something Levi could have known about or predicted at all. Eren didn't even know what it was he wanted until the very end. But I do wish people would talk more about Levi's qualities as a character, rather than getting caught up in meaningless, nonexistent things like shipping wars. His capacity for understanding people is one of Levi's most interesting strengths. He almost always gets an accurate read on people. I think Levi's interaction with Zeke, and the way he calls Zeke out on his BS about doing what he "had to" when he gassed that village is a good example. Levi knew Zeke was a sadist from the start, and he wasn't buying what he was selling. I think that's why Levi hates Zeke as much as he does, because he could see right through the charade of his supposed virtuous intent.

[shinyeeveelynn]

Hi, I'm kinda annoyed I have to say this directly after making a happy™️ post but I just saw something really inconsiderate and I feel the need to say something.

Please do not reblog other people's positive, light hearted, or gushy posts to use them to vent or dump. I'm not entirely sure why anyone would think this is an okay thing to do, but it's not.

I made a post about being so in love with Eren that he's all I think about, I left out his name so anyone that related could reblog. The rbs have been nothing but cute and positive until someone reblogged it to

⚠️Negativity Warning Start⚠️

vent about how it hurts them that their f/os aren't real and that even if they were they probably wouldn't love them back and would just hope they return their feelings but that they'd still love them even if they didn't. They did this not once, but twice. One of them being several paragraphs. ⚠️Negativity Warning End⚠️

And it sucks because look- you can do and discuss whatever on your blog, but when you rb something positive the person you rb it from can and will see it and I did not ask to be subjected to that with no warning on a post I made to celebrate the feeling of being in love with our f/os. You may tag something appropriately but if you're rbing something from someone where no one expected or okay'd you dumping you're still putting that in front of someone who didn't ask for it. That kind of talk can easily make someone spiral unnecessarily, and I am one of those people. I've already blocked this person, maybe they genuinely didn't realize they were doing something wrong, but I don't have the spoons to sit around and argue about it so instead I've removed them from my space but still felt the need to make this post in hopes that it may make people stop and think before making a similar mistake.

[gremlin-elrics]

Hi Jazzy! Don't mind me casually stalking your blog because dear lord your hashtags are the best things I've ever read in my life. Can I please request a heart-touching, soul-shattering paragraph on what our lord and saviour Hange Zoe means to you?

hi ness!! why would i ever mind a queen like u stalking my blog omg (sweats frantically about ppl perceiving my tags tho 😵‍💫😵‍💫) but i … oh WOW oh WOWIE WOWZERS IM GONNA DO THIS?? IN GONNA GO OFF?? IM ALLOWED TO JUST TYPE AND TYPE ABOUT HANGE RN??? okay *cracks knuckles*

Why ✨✨Hange Zoe✨✨Is The True Ruler Of The Milky Way Galaxy And Why I Love Them A Lot.

first of all. first of fucking all. beyond anything deeper. hange is just hot. okay. hotter than the fucking magma under the earth, hotter than a crisp scorching hot day in the mf arabian desert. hotter than fucking satans asshole!! Very Hot. im in love with their nose and their EYES oh dont get me started on the eyes they’re the most beautiful like brown?? wine?? colour and the way they’re shaped and the lashes are just so HGDJSKSJDJ ugh ✨✨✨✨✨ MARRY ME IMMEDIATELY HANGE SO I HAVE CONSENT TO STARE INTO THOSE EYES ALL THE TIME💍💍!!

i also love how fucking passionate they are and how empathetic she is and in everything that hange has and will ever do for that fucking survey corps has always been for the benefit of humanity. hange zoe wholeheartedly (imo) embodies the idea of the survey corps: “if theres something you don’t understand, learn to understand it.” hange is so aggressively curious and thirsty for knowledge and understanding and i just LOVE LOVE LOVE this about them! She is extremely mf smart, and surprisingly Very Good at combat/fighting (and strong too wtf? remember dangling pastor nick, a grown ass man over the wall? with one arm? one fucking arm?) and they are an AMAZING leader as well??? and super respected in the survey corps??? like okay go off king!! also am in Love with how they are just Wholeheartedly, Shamelessly, Unabashedly, Truly them-self no matter what or who they are around. hange zoe actually gives no fucks. they’re aware that people have many opinions on them, good or bad and she fully does not give a single shit about it. they’re eccentric and loud and passionate (lmao uh also repressed anger issues) and just weird™️ and if people have a problem with that hange would just probably be like “lol ok. im going to keep making meaningful contributions to humanity while u sit there with an Opinion™️ abt me and wipe ur ignorant and useless little ass 😳” and thats just so admirable !! how sexy of them!! thats the level of confidence and ‘not giving a shitter abt what ppl think of me’ type of attitude EYE want to achieve. i love this bitch so much!!

hange is kind and funny and friendly and always greets people for who they are with no expectations or prejudice (like with levi, eren, historia etc). hange is so so many things, so many AMAZING things and i could sit here, bbq sauce on my titties, tequilla bottle in my hand and just go on and on and ON about this glorious fucking lines on a page character from an anime/manga. hange is literally the goddess that gave us all light and food and prosperity and chocolate and garlic bread (garlic bread slaps) and we all just…. exist here. as lesser beings than THE hange - and you know what we just have to except that!!! <333

n e ways hange my beloved 💍❤️