#Everybody WAS Kung Fu fighting

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„𝚜𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚕“

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𝗠𝝝𝝝𝗗 𝗕𝝝𝝠𝗥𝗗 / 𝗣𝗨𝗡𝗞𝗦𝝠𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗗𝗘𝝠𝗗 / 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝝝𝗩𝗘 / 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 & 𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘 / 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗞𝗘𝗘𝗣 𝗜𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝝠𝗟 / ​𝗡𝝝 𝗚𝝝𝗗𝗦 𝗡𝝝 𝗠𝝠𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 / 𝗣𝗥𝝝 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗠𝗙𝗭 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠 / 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 𝗬𝝝𝗨, 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗡 𝗙𝗟𝗨𝗙𝗙 / 𝗜 𝗗𝝝𝗡’𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝝠 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞 / 𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗧𝟰𝗣𝗛𝗨𝗡 / 𝗙𝝝𝝝𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚𝝠𝗥𝝝𝗨𝗡𝗗 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗠𝗘 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗖𝝝𝗥𝗘 / 𝝠𝗡𝗗𝗥𝝝𝗜𝗗𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗘𝗞 𝗣𝗘𝝝𝗣𝗟𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝝝𝗥 𝗗𝗜𝗘 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 & 𝗖𝗥𝗬 / 𝗚𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗠𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 / 𝗕𝝠𝗟𝗖𝝝𝗡𝗬𝝠𝗥𝗧 / 𝗘𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗚𝗬𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥𝗭 𝗡𝝝𝗧 𝗪𝗘𝗟(𝗟) 𝗖𝗨𝗠

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Soundtrack: Gimme a Second by Saliva Grey

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[kinai2000]

The kinai2000 thoughts dumpster #1

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On today's episode: Was REALLY everybody Kung Fu Fighting?

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So today I was playing some Euro Truck Simulator 2, and I always do that while listening to some of my carefully crafted Spotify playlists. I was delivering some cows from Sweden to Finland when the song Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas started playing. It is a great song, don't get me wrong (kinda obvious because everything related to Kung Fu Panda is great), but the lyrics are not... quite scientifically believable.

I've already have arguments with some of my friends (for example, @safodebaranda), and I always say that it's IMPOSSIBLE that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. But today i decided to rethink my thoughts on this matter, and search for mistakes in my discourse.

One of my main arguments is that not everybody was Kung Fu Fighting, because I wasn't Kung Fu Fighting. And if one person isn't Kung Fu Fighting, then NOT everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. But thinking about it... The song came out in 1974. Of course I wasn't Kung Fu Fighting, BECAUSE I WASN'T EVEN BORN. Which brings me to this metaphysical question: if we don't exist, can we be part of an everybody? I think not. So to check if everybody was indeed Kung Fu Fighting, we only have to check if all people alive in 1974 were Kung Fu Fighting.

But, folks, what exactly is being alive, am I right? Is a person connected to a machine that keeps them alive REALLY alive? Is a fetus alive? Those are some questions I will not answer right now, but I'm pretty sure the answer would vary A LOT if we asked different people. So, to keep this simple, we are going to assume all people are alive without any doubt.

With all that established, lets get to the point: was REALLY everybody Kung Fu Fighting? First of all, Kung Fu it's a way to name all the categories of Chinese martial arts. And for learning martial arts, we need to do more than just Jackie Chan our way through a group of bad guys. Training includes also meditation, stamina exercises, stances... There are a lot of things that are requires for Kung Fu Fighting.

Taking this into account, we can see that, in reality, Kung Fu Fighting is really present in our lives. Are you running because you need to catch the bus? You are Kung Fu Fighting. Are you sleeping? You are meditating, so you are also Kung Fu Fighting. Are you sitting behind your desk doing your 9-5 job? Don't worry, keeping that stance for that long is hard training, you are definitely Kung Fu Fighting. Are you kicking the shit out of some fascists? WELL HELL YEAH YOU ARE KUNG FU FIGHTING ALL RIGHT. What I'm trying to say is that many of the things we do daily, even sometimes without noticing, they are all related to Kung Fu Fighting.

So, is it possible that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting? We cannot prove it, but we also cannot prove that not everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. All of us were doing things that are considered Kung Fu Fighting without knowing, and we don't know the exact moment Carl Douglas saw that everybody was Kung Fu Fighting.

After all this, this is my final answer (with a confidence level of 92%): as Carl Douglas said, EVERYBODY was indeed Kung Fu Fighting. Thank you for reading this and have a nice day.

[antvnger]

@ask-scott-lang-whatever these cats are kung fu fighting *whistles the tune* 😂

Scott’s thoughts: 😂😂😂 that’s so funny! Thanks for sharing @reelovesbuckybarnes

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Gabriel Magalhaes of Arsenal challenges of Southampton Lyanco during the Premier League match between Southampton FC and Arsenal FC at Friends Provident St. Mary's Stadium on October 23, 2022 in Southampton, England. (Photo by David Price/Arsenal FC via Getty Images)

[wikitpowers]

i wanna see more luke and dru interactions in twp bc the snippet we got is GOLD :')

↳ the snippet in question

JUST HER TSHIRT IS ENOUGH TO TELL ME SHE IS GONNA BE LIKE THE BEST CHARACTER IN THIS SERIES SHE’S SO FUCKING LEGENDARY

[rosie-love98]

I Had To Bring It Up Here:

Me: 16 years...16 years and still TiPo ain't official...

Dreamworks: Po and Tigress weren't meant to be official! That was not my fault!

Me: Not your fault?! Who filled my head with cute, meaningful scenes?! Who made the TV show tease us with the ammo?! WHO DENIED ME MY LOVE STORY?!

Dreamworks: It was never my decsion to make!

Me: Looks to A "Kung Fu Panda Five" And Potential Spin-Offs It is now.

[warrior-kitty]

will forever be haunted by the fact that a Kung Fu Panda world would’ve been absolutely perfect for Kingdom Hearts but it will never happen because it’s a DreamWorks property

[crisispider]

@spinxeret because i said so

"Welcome home beautiful! I hope you are HUNGRY because I got literally ALL of the Chinese food from all of our favorite places, and about 4 pints of your FAVORITE ice cream in the freezer." He BARELY PAUSES to take even the slightest of breathes. "I also set up the living room into one big fort, even moved our mattress in! Figured we could have a little movie marathon? WHATCHA SAY?"

Had Peter missed his wife? Yes. Yes he had.

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Everybody was Kung fu fighting

Camilla "Ylla" Koffler 1930s

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Soundtrack: Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

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“THAT’S IT!! I’M SHOVING MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOUR ANCESTORS WILL BE FITTING YOU A THIRD SHOE!!” Carl Douglas starts playing in the background.

[rhysnolastname]

I have kung fu fighting stuck in my head

[killa-trav]

VS LEEDS; ELLAND ROAD; PREMIER LEAGUE; 12.02.2023

📸; MATTHEW PETERS

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Isaac Price of Everton during the Premier League match between Arsenal v Everton at Emirates Stadium on May 22, 2022 in London, England. (Photo by Tony McArdle/Everton FC via Getty Images)