Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
If you're applying for office jobs and you're lying about being proficient in Excel (which you always should bc nobody knows anything and google is free) a handy video to give you the basics on Excel's functionality is Joel Sposky's You Suck at Excel Video. It's about an hour long and gives you enough background info to know what people are talking about when referring to Excel, and from there you can do your own further research. There are also handy little guides and notes people have taken on the presentation that go over the highlights here and here <3
Thanks for the nudge, Anon! I did manage to get to the post office yesterday. IDK if this is you or not (I did get the note with it, saying who it was from) and I'll be sharing the rest of the mail I got this weekend, but if this was you, congrats, everyone I've sent this photo to has lost their shit laughing:
[ID: A large metal tumbler held in my left hand; printed on the outside of the cup is an Excel spreadsheet with the Excel logo prominent, and overlaying the sheet is the large text in green reading "Freak in the Sheets". It is glorious.]