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mossmx · 8 months

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ho talmente blue-screenato ad ama in gonnella da cheerleader che cazzo???

#io bho madonna #viva rai due sanremo #viva rai due #amadeus #io bho???#ma cosa devo fare???#questi mi fanno vivere montagne russe che solo dio non lo sa #asdfhjkl #cioè ok #ma non ok #mai ok #... quella gonna sarà nei miei sogni per mesi a venire #devo fare una fanart #O disegno O chiamo il parroco x esorcismo #forse puntare sull'esorcismo è più veloce e indolore XD #moss text #non posso fare niente #dsagvvkjhdaskvh #F per me

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parasitoidism · 5 months

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80s anime dubbing is truly a lost art form

#i watched it subbed and then I went and watched it dubbed and it was technically worse but it made me laugh many times so mayb it was better #you probably have seen clips from it already but tbh the whole thing is full of gems #it’s like instead of t he thing where you only get 1 f word per movie it’s like they thought if they didn’t hit a certain quota of fucks #they just wouldn’t get paid #devilman

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peakvincent · 2 years

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new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second

#one is that bad laptops can still handle custom content #two stupid old men who i lovehate :(#goddamn it i wish the three funniest women alive would tell me what i just saw #the f in rpf stands for fourth wall #ten pounds of trauma in a five pound bag #me and alice will both read it and i think that brings you up to like six!!!#my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once #goal was one book per store and we ended up with six stores and eight books which actually i think is fine #gideon the ninth motherfucker #thinking about the ten inexplicable minutes where jay and i were very in on brandon saad/roberto luongo #*

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hydrachea · 8 months

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Do you think god lives in fear of what they've created.

#i like to think so #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr stelle #hsr nanook #i should make one for yaoshi too because yaoshi is ALSO extremely fine #but then i'd have to go down the entire list of gilfs (gods i'd like to f-)#and we'd just never be done then would we #especially since the trailblazer is canonically thirsty for a couple aeons without me even needing to do anything #we all know they're super normal about lan #per a certain swarm disaster occurrence #who would win: the godly incarnation of the concept of destruction or one feral human with a bomb in their body and zero self-preservation #i spent way too long making this #we commit to our bits here #even against all common sense #ray's records #nanook please show up in the simulated universe again i miss you

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goldenstarprincesses · 9 months

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Saw a comment that said when the CIA is training American spy's, that one of the big habits that has to be broken is the American habit of leaning on things. Leaning on door frames, leaning on cars, leaning their bodyweight on a table or desk. America is a nation of leaners.

Now imaging that Alfred is a habitual leaner. Doesn't even realize he is doing it. If he even recognizes that he dose it, just sees it as a casual and comfortable stance. One that shows he isn't on edge.

Yet there is a decades long debate at the UN and G8 meetings about if Alfred knowingly leans on peoples desks as an intimidation tactic or he really is simply redistributing his weight

#Per the Instagram comment that made me laugh: Has the rest of the world...TRIED leaning on things?#hws america #aph america #alfred f jones #hws usa #aph usa #hetalia #hws hetalia #aph hetalia

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choccy-milky · 2 months

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Hello! I'm not sure if you remember me but I DM'ed you one time and ask for some advice when it comes to drawing.. XD I just wanted to post this to show you how much I have improved, as well as a gift to say thank you for giving me the inspiration to practice drawing again!! I know I still have a lot to learn, but I will do my best to keep on practicing and maybe someday I can draw my MC along with yours :D

AW THIS IS SO CUTEE THANK YOU!!😭🥹🥹im so happy i could help you even a little bit with any advice, and also that i could inspire you to keep drawing!! your art is already super adorable so ik youll just keep getting better and better, and im hononured to see clora in your style...TYSM AGAIN!!🥹💖💖🙏

#ask #ALSO to the anon that sent me an ask asking if i would ever put all of my smut scenes from my fic in one big separate collection #the answer is no sorry😭 but as per myokks assumption i discovered that u can basically find every smut scene in my fic #if you just ctrl+f “whimper” BAHAHHAA #clora 'whimper' clemons😍#ive considered doing that thing in the tags where its like 'smut in chapters this this and this' but i dont like spoilers like that #omg i feel bad hijacking this cute ask submission of clora with a reply about smut BAAHAH #BACK TO CUTE CLORA!! LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!! AND IDK IF ITS JUST ME BUT THE STYLE ALSO LOOKS KINDA GHIBLI #LOVE IT SO MUCH🥹💖💖💖THANK YOU AGAIN

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karume-selfshipper · 3 months

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Me: I only watch Kekkai Sensen for the plot.

The plot:

#kekkai sensen #kkss #bbb #blood blockade battlefront #klaus von reinherz #leonardo watch #zapp renfro #zed o'brien #steven a starphase #btw... I only romantically ship with Klaus Steven and Leo #Zapp is Zapp and I have ranted about him one too many times for it to be healthy #but I still have situationships for the sheer dynamics Frosted Flake can provide...#Zed is just kinda there... basically one of the *very* few f/o's that I know is platonic #doesn't stop me from putting the fish in romantic situations as per x reader...#but that's different m'kay

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solargeist · 4 months

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if i had a fan base like ranboo id start kicking people in the stomach

#dont look at me zzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😀😇😴#i don’t even go here and never rly have #5 apologies per month daughter or f slur on main son #there’s a bug flying around my room and it keeps biting me

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mintharasthrone · 2 months

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love that i get a rare female character like lae'z*l only for so many misogynist queerios and fandom to draw her as a male/man

#no one lets women be women even when they aren't fucking real and even in bg3 as per usual compared to men women characters are so few #they even toned her down for men and pathetic straights who can't handle “mean”assertive women #what is with your obsession with turning every female character male that breaks norms or isn't gnc??? warrior women exist #f you see a woman who isn't feminine or “submissive” /or you assume any personality traits are inherently male you're a misogynist idiot #drives me nuts #she has breasts get the fuck over it #some of you also think a woman is “ugly” so you see her as a male or think she's better off as a male #and usually for not being feminine or pretty to men #or het society #stop it #and don't get me started on fic #does f/f exist anymore bc they turn all the female characters male especially if they're a woc or gnc #disgusting. there's hardly been lesbian fic in general and now it's heterowashed by homophobic queerios and lesbian fetishizing troons

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pastelpousay · 3 months

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ANOTHER SKETCH DUMP!!

Uhh angst warning up ahead ig ‼️(aka Rina being emo)

UHH IGNORE THE ANGST THING AT THE ENDD LMAOAO 💀😭 sorry yall this is so cringe 💀💀 ALSO HELP IK SHE LOOKS HIGH ASF IN ONE OF THE PICTURES ISTG SHES NOT SHES JUST TIRED HELP 💀💀😭

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graciehart · 6 months

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Megan Hunt in Every Episode ⤷ 1x01 — "Pilot"

#my gifs #my edit #body of proof #megan eps #look at me starting another gif series before i finish any of my current ones #and for another show that nobody watches #i have a type fkdja;#dana delaney #megan hunt #body of proof edit #crimeshowsource #dailytvwomen #userladies #this is mainly for me to cry about how pretty she is fkjda;f #also we can blame castle for this #also i might do more than just two gifs per ep as we go on #there are some Looks #but it might be inconsistent

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llitchilitchi · 2 days

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'the average Macedonian soldier suffers one head injury per month' factoid actualy statistical error. average Macedonian soldier suffers 0 head injuries per month. Alexander the Great, who suffers 5 head injuries a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#litchi.txt #alexander the great #ancient greece #ancient history #I read a really fun article about how my man probably had CRE #its actually pretty tragic when put into context but when you read it its like a looney tunes skit #my man got bonked every other day #he had a frequency of 1.7 Very Serious Head Injuries Per Year #the part about how he 'suffered 2-3 injuries in this battle that are confirmed but there is speculation that there could've been at least 1 #that one absolutely sent me #very good read. the article is 'Alexander the Great: Head to head with CTE' by Alexandra F. Morris #it's from 2017 and I couldnt really find anything disputing it but then again I spent total of 1.7 seconds looking

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queenlua · 3 months

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hnnnngh i TOLD myself i can't fly across the country again for another LARP convention b-b-but then i look at these game descriptions and i'm like hnnngh maybe tho...

i am just constantly so CHUFFED by how varied/earnest/weebish/etc the median game concept seems to be in these circles, like, i'm scanning the stuff available in ONE SINGLE BLOCK and we've got

you're in a 1970s military dictatorship & the mechanics are structured around tango

screwball comedy where you're all animators in a 1930s Disney-like animation studio and There Is A Deadline Looming

"inspired by Spiritfarer and The World Ends With You"

SKY PIRATES!!!

very earnest game that seems thoughtfully-designed about [hot-button political topic]

waiting_for_godot.game

and that's not even a complete list...!!!

do i. do i go....

#(tbh i wish i got this fun bubbly feeling picking up e.g. any SF/F shorts magazine these days #but that may be a me problem and not a problem with the zines per se #maybe. (press x to doubt))

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exdeputysonso · 2 years

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