#FUCK YOU SPIDERMAN

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Obsessed with the fact that the spideypool dynamic can be watered down to “miss you pookie bear” “oh lord” mindset

[dandylion-s]

Ok ok ok I'm getting emotional. Lemme be corny for a minute..they had an Indian spiderman. A whole superhero who is INDIAN. Not a sidekick. Not a tech guy. A hero. Who does hero things!!! And is unabashedly, whole heartedly desi. His world is desi without being tragedy porn. Like yes show us Bombay traffic! Show us ads for zomato!!! And aunty ke saath shaam ki chai! Show us people pilled on a scooter with no regard for safety!!! Pavitr Prabhakar is amazing and I love him with my entire little desi heart.

[t1koy-roll]

Gaslighting myself into thinking that these two become good friends after The Spot

[demigod-of-the-agni]

The pishacha are manifestations of evil itself, locked within a cursed amulet. The wearer of the amulet is at the mercy of the demon, known for possessing humans and feeding off their host's chakra energy. However, if symbiosis is achieved, the pishacha can grant its host a myriad of powerful abilities.

I just needed to draw something cool okay. I needed to draw some cool goop and some cool looks okay. okay. if I didn't post this I would have exploded okay

[jazbell]

totally how that scene went right.

bonus:

[thew4nder3r]

imagine...

18+

your eyes rolled back in your head as you opened and closed your hands in a desperate attempt to get your fuzzy mind together. You eventually grip the edge of the desk Miguel had bent you over...and Miguel noticed this.

"Try'na get your cock-drunk mind together, corazón?" He coos in your ear almost mockingly. His voice is weirdly steady, almost as if he's not pistoning his hips into yours at a mind-numbing pace.

you were unable to reply, only managing to press your face against the cool wood beneath you as Miguel kept drawling loud and desperate cries from your plump lips

"M-mi-fuck! M-miguel- s-stoo-toomuch~ aghm~!!" You scream as you feel your probably fifth orgasm that day and Miguel chuckles lowly at you

"Just look at you. Pinche puta." His words make you grip the desk tighter and clench around him, making him let out a low growl as he threw his head back

You feel the overstimulation creep up and you desperately try to get him to slow down by attempting to form words, failing miserably.

"I told you i was gonna fuck you 'till you went dumb...parece que lo logre." He scoffs as he looks down at you, tracing your spine with his hand gently as if he's not snapping you in half

You feel his pace grow sloppy but never slow. You hear him pant, even whimper a few times before he grabs your hair, pulling it back and catching your lips in a harsh and hot kiss as you feel your walls get painted white by him. He moans into the kiss, biting your lip in an attempt to silence his mewls.

his hips push back into you a few times and he relishes in the wet squelching sounds coming from your cunt before pulling out and collapsing on top of you, his chest against your back as he plants feather-light kisses on the back of your neck

Come get yall's food sluts 🗣️❗️❗️

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

Gwen and Spider-Reader relax on the couch after a long day of patrol.

Gwen: I'm beat. Pizza and movie night?

Y/n: If cuddles are included, then it sounds like a plan.

The two kissed before Y/n picked up their phone to call Joe's pizza.

Deadpool: Sorry to interrupt this cute moment, but...

Y/n and Gwen turned around to see Deadpool standing in front of an orange, rectangular portal.

Deadpool: I kind of need Y/n's help saving the multiverse.

Y/n: Again? We just had a multiversal crisis a year ago!

Deadpool: I know, but it's become a popular trend in comic book movies besides we need a Team Red crossover.

Y/n turned to Gwen to she thought.

Gwen: It's alright. Just come back in one piece but if something happens I'm coming for you Wade.

Deadpool: Trust me, I know. I've seen Hawkeye and Arcane.

Y/n: Alright, let's go.

He jumped through the portal with Wade following soon after.

Deadpool: Let's f#*k!n' go!

Deadpool: Really a censor!? That's the slogan of the movie!

[captainkirkk]

I want to see Jameson's reaction to finding out that, for long stretches of time, the only way Peter could still be Spider-Man and keep himself afloat was the Daily Bugle.

I bet Jameson goes on long rants about who's funding this lowlife - It's you, dude! You're funding him!

[bamsara]

being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now

[juhbebbie]

The spot saying "hypothesis: I am going to put my head in that hole" is such an underrated line because while that is just not at all a hypothesis, it is pretty much exactly the kind of shit an actual scientist would bs instead of making an actual hypothesis. If fuck around, then find out

[dandylion-s]

Oh man Hobie Brown saying know what the war is fighting for before you enlist before Miles asks Miguel to be a part of the spider society which wants him to stand by and let his dad die.... that's CINEMA BABEY!!!

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Hobie on his first day all in Miguel's face asking 10,000 questions about Miguel's barely coherent and paper-thin ass theory

[negasonic9403]

Is anyone else operating like the marvel canon isn't even canon anymore? Like all of this is a fucking fever dream. Plus, the multiverse is confirmed in the MCU so reality is whatever I want it to be

[toptenpeeps]

I feel like a lot of spider-man media doesn’t dive into the vigilante part of being spider-man enough.

I feel as though every spider-person should dislike the police, even by a very small amount. Spider-man is a vigilante at the end of the day, and the cops aren’t exactly well known for accepting vigilantes with open arms.

I refuse to believe that Spider-man goes out every day, stops crime in New York, and isn’t exposed to dirty cops, cops that are assholes, cops that have heavy bias, cops that abuse their power, cops that overall shouldn’t be cops.

Peter Parker puts on the mask every day and, while he acknowledges that being a white man definitely saves him from a majority of problems with cops, as spider-man, he has to deal with cops that scream and shoot, cops that are a little to aggressive when catching someone, a little too okay with letting certain people go on the basis that there wasn’t ‘enough evidence’ yet suddenly are able to buy that new car they always wanted.

Gwen Stacy’s father is a police officer, she personally knows plenty of cops and she trusts them completely in her home, but as ghost-spider, she meets cops that talk down to her despite what she does, cops that dismiss plenty of women’s fear after an attack, cops that say nasty things about their wives when they think nobody can hear them, cops that look at sex workers with far to much disgust when arresting a criminal.

Miles Morale’s father is also a cop, and he treats every officer with respect when he works with the police as spider-man, but he isn’t blind to cops that sneer at black criminals extra hard, cops that are quick to reach for their guns, cops that frown just a bit harder when they pass by black neighborhoods, cops they use ‘us’ and ‘them’ when talking.

I’m not saying that spider-man should hate cops or that every cops is bias, or takes bribes, or abuses their power, I’m just saying that so many spider-man stories forget that spider-man protects the people and that police aren’t exactly the best at treating the people they’re supposed to help calmly and humanly. Just give spider-man that tiny bit of “I refuse to let you prioritize your job over people’s lives” when dealing with shitty cops.

(Please don’t kill me over this)

[lucky-katebishop]

Spiderverse being like Fuck You Kevin Feige the MCU is NOT Earth-616 you BITCH means quite literally everything to me as a comic fan