#FUCKING CHRIST

[petitprincess1]

UGH! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED BY THIS SHOT! I AM DRY-HEAVING SO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW 😩

[onemillionfurries]

[pedgito]

PEDRO PASCAL for Corona Extra

[thebibliosphere]

So in not great news, I’ve developed a trauma response to my migraines.

I just had a faint niggle of pain on the right side of my head—likely caused by my neck muscles being jacked up from yesterday’s migraine and the hours upon hours of throwing up—and while my original response to potentially getting a migraine was weary resignation, I just had what can only be accurately described as a panic attack.

Like full on, couldn’t breathe past my terror, vision tunneling in a way I haven’t experienced since [redacted trauma], ‘it feels like I’m having a heart attack’ panic.

Which is not… not great to begin with but it’s really not good when you have a mast cell disorder where stress can be an anaphylactic trigger, which it is for me, which is why I’ve spent the last for years trying to regulate my nervous system and get a handle on my complex trauma.

Only now, due to the severe amounts of pain I’m in every ten days or fewer, I’m experiencing total emotional dysregulation from the mere thought of having another migraine.

And now I have a headache from the panic attack because it triggered my POTS and now my blood pressure is fucked 🫠

I legitimately cannot do this anymore. This is going to kill me.

[chordofcrimson]

there’s nothing in this world listening to ‘the old witch sleep and the good man grace’ on full volume with headphones can’t fix

[loveisonlyforthebrave8]

[thingstrumperssay]

THEY'VE ONLY BEEN TALKING ABOUT GETTING RID OF BENEFITS LIKE SSI AND SNAPP FOR A DECADE NOW. THIS IS SUCH A SURPRISE!

[victusinveritas]

Please make the appropriate deafening amount of noise. Never give Republicans a moment of peace.

[are-we-really-doing-this]

WHORE 🫵

[ash-thestampede]

College is a scam the only real thing is Trigun

[pinklemonadesociety]

The progression of him getting into his car is pure art.

[daisydood]

Now let's play: did they kill will off to make jemily canon or jeid canon!!

[texasbama]

[phantombre]

Uh, oh.

Uh, oh.

UH, OH-

It's him. It's the most him of all time.

So, I know about Jester Contra, and I do enjoy Jester Contra. But my Contrarian decided he wanted a different career path: a magician! To show off his one and only magic trick: how to make the pristine blade disappear.

Apart from Narrator, who is his natural prey, I think his favorite victims friends he likes to torture mess with are Cheated and Stubborn. He knows not to take it too far, though. Stubborn could probably kill him with one blow, and Cheated will plot out his slow, dreadful demise.

I kinda wish I did more regarding Contra's relationship with Hero (I have so many ideas for Contrarian in general). Yes, I know about the ContraHero ship, and while I don't really ship anyone, I do understand where they come from. Especially this one.

Ayo? Austin Powers reference spotted? I personally think it would be hilarious if Narrator didn't know what Dutch people are, but Contrarian DOES.

In fact, a funny head cannon of mine is that Contra is the only character capable of breaking the fourth wall. Not the Narrator, not the Long Quiet, not even the Shifting Mound can do this. Only Contra.

Oh, yeah, I've nicknamed him Joyboy. Partially after [ERR: DATA EXPUNGED] from One Piece (if you know, you know. If you don't...uhh... Look, One Piece is a fantastic story, but it's really hard to recommend it. If you guys want, I can further rant about why in a separate post.)

You know, looking back on it, he looks eerily similar to Willy Wonka. I promise you, that's accidental.

Some other guys:

Narrator

Hero

Cheated "Jack"

Hunted "Frisky"

Broken "Fred"

Smitten "Rome"

Stubborn "Buster"

[the-unabridged-version-of-myself]

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