#Father Antonio

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

DANIEL BRÜHL as Father Antonio INTRUDERS (2011)

[rachreads]

daniel bruhl characters as dril tweets

made by my friend and shamelessly stolen by me (with permission)

[six-demon-bag]

having….thoughts 👀👀👀

[rabbitcruiser]

The Mission Santa Barbara was dedicated (on the feast day of Saint Barbara) on December 4, 1786.  

[christhopersturniolo]

୨ DAD HEADCANONS ୧

SUMMARY: How I think Matt would act as a dad.

WARNINGS: None (you'll probably fall even more in love with him after this)

NOTES: This is my personal opinion, If you don’t agree with something let me know in the comments!

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INSTEAD - After you get pregnant, Matt starts paying even more attention to every little thing you do. He wants to make sure you are comfortable. If you say you are thirsty, he will show up with a bottle of water. If you say you are not comfortable in bed, he gets you more pillows.

He sees you getting up from the couch randomly, getting his attention. “Hey what is it? Do you need something that I can get you?” You chuckle seeing how worried he is. “Relax Matt, I’m just going to the bathroom.”

GENDER - Matt doesn’t really mind about the kid gender, he’s just happy over the fact he is having a baby with you. But I’m pretty sure he would be a girl dad.

ARGUMENTS - Matt refuses to argue with you in front of the children.

“Seriously, what’s wrong with you?!” You say, slightly louder than you should. You can see the frustration in his eyes. “Just answer me already!” He sighs. “Listen, I understand that you’re upset, but i’m not letting you do this in front of the kids alright?” He cups your cheeks with his hands and gives you a small peck on the forehead. “We will sort this out once they’re in bed, okay, sweetheart?”

GIRLY - If his daughter ever asks to paint his nails or play with his hair, he's one hundred percent down for it. Honestly, he’s down for anything their kids ask for.

COMMUNICATION - He ALWAYS tries to resolve arguments with his kids talking, he never hits them or raises his voice at them.

BOYFRIENDS - If his daughter ever starts dating, he would make sure to interrogate the boy like his life depends on it.

TOYS - He is constantly buying them new toys, stuffed animals, cute clothes, everything to make them happy, but of course not to the point were they get spoiled.

YOUTUBE - He would still try his best to keep up with the youtube videos. Of course sometimes he won’t be able to be there, but if he can, he will. Matt would love to put his kids in the videos (if they want to show up, of course) when it’s vlogs and challenges.

SUBSTANCES - Matt explains them how bad it is to drink, smoke or have any kind of drugs, so under his roof that is not happening.

TOGETHER - He wants to be present in every moment of their lives. Even if for some reason the two of you are no longer together and you have custody of the kids, he will be there for anything.

BOSTON - The visits to Matt's hometown will be way more frequent so that Marylou and James can see their grandchildren.

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that was it! i hope you have enjoyed it! give me your opinion in the comments!

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[heybiji]

double life

[raeohli]

I can’t stop watching this, they’re so cute. <3

[wolfgang1097]

What's up, folks? It's me, Ari. I just decided to show off this particular Spy vs. Spy comic in honor of Father's Day because why not. Is it just me or does this comic seem to give off an impression that Black is great with children? That wouldn't surprise me if he actually is, on top of being a youngster himself, at heart that is, obviously. You know what I mean? Either way, I personally find this strip rather amusing and adorable at the same time, I will admit. Imagine if they made an animated short of this strip for MADtv (the 90s series) way back when (honestly, I wish they did, kind of). Anyhow, to those who have children, Happy Father's Day. Peace.

I do not claim ownership of any content at all. The Spy vs. Spy franchise and this strip in particular belong to the defunct MAD Magazine and the late, great Antonio Prohias (Happy Father's Day to him too. May he live on in the hearts of countless fans until the end of time.).

[saiwola]

That is 100% Alys' dad.

[normalbrothers]

"Ignacio and Antonio's relationship equates the terms "brother" and "lover", producing a metonymically violent combination. The reoccuring images throughout the novel of anal eroticism further accentuate the significance of the boys' transgressive behavior in that it represents a completely non-(re)productive expression of sexuality (what Georges Bataille called la dépense) which propels their relationship beyond the bounds of the dominant system."

shout out!!

[frankensteincest]

At last he said brusquely, ‘I have an idea that Tonio is sodomizing the boy.’

(Shit!)

‘Does that surprise you? He’s your son, the spitting image of you.’

(Shit!)

‘Matilde, you aren’t about to accuse me of...’

‘Darling, please don’t be ridiculous. If I say he’s the spitting image of you, it’s because it’s true; that’s all there is to it.’ (Father was about to say something, but chose instead to gulp down his wine. Mother, in turn, controlled her voice, which for a moment had almost become completely alien to her parlor.) ‘I know something about sodomy,’ she said. ‘It’s the nature of men.

‘It reminds me of when I was sixteen. Do you remember?’ (Father thought it best not to answer.) ‘The boy who used to dog my footsteps from the time I was a little girl, a handsome, husky nineteen-year-old named Carlos, who always put himself between my gaze and the rest of the world, the son of my family’s estate manager, and who, as it turned out, would marry me—a decision I made myself—that boy had fire. He didn’t want to get me pregnant before we got married, but he had a burning desire to “express himself in me”—and I’m not making a word of this up, that’s just what he said—and felt it more strongly every day.

AGUSTÍN GÓMEZ-ARCOS, The Carnivorous Lamb tr. Rodarmor

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

DANIEL BRÜHL as Father Antonio INTRUDERS (2011)

[arkngth]

double post today bc i spedrun a drawing for father's day

i've had enough of the found family trope, give me estranged bio-family trope neow!! /hj

this is an au btw, one where AJ always knew T killed his mom, he just didn't know T was its dad until they met. n also Antonio is T's dad too :3

[unicornofthemidwest]

And what about Shakespeare's missing fathers? What about Henry 5's funeral being the first scene of his son's plays? What about Coriolanus becoming a missing father after his own father is missing? What about Helena's father, who gave her the power to heal the king and start the plot? What about Olivia's dead father and Viola's dead father? What about King Hamlet? What about all the children who can't grieve and can't even revenge themselves? What about the missing fathers?

[rabbitcruiser]

The Mission Santa Barbara was dedicated (on the feast day of Saint Barbara) on December 4, 1786.  

[from-a-spiders-web]

Father's Return in Venice, c. 1875 Antonio Rotta