#Flirt to death

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Y/N doesn't react when they flirt with her but she's a real flirt?

as an example:Y/N is the one who throws the Monkey King's at the wall and then start to flirt.

Let the madness begin😁😁😁

(Lmk Wukong) He did not see this coming like at all. One moment he found himself a attractive lady to flirt with and the thing he knows he's pinned down by her getting rizzed up like nobody's business. His red face tells everyone that he was not prepared.

(Mk Reborn Wukong) Damn it all he's pissed and attracted this is the worst combination for him. And the fact that he's pinned down Tells him that you're capable of taking care of yourself. That's probably what he's the most attractive to. He's blushing Oh what a world🙎

(HIB Wukong) Shocking, he is so shocked he doesn't know how to respond. There's a very attractive female who clearly knows what she wants and Apparently she wants him of all things he is not getting a break anytime soon.

(Nezha Reborn wukong) Unexpected, but not unwelcomed, please go easy on this old man. It's not every day he gets pinned down by a Tall just as attractive female. And she likes him It seems so it's a win win😉😉

(Netflix Wukong) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! what do you think you're doing? You know he's a boy not a man right?! So if you were to do any of this to him you are gonna have a half Dead body in front of you. Not to mention you're taller than him please stop everybody's gonna see his virginity🤯

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[bamsara]

very very rough doodles of something for something maybe possibly idk

[silverformymonsters]

Strong, piercing eyes. That dangerous smile.

[spellboundcrown]

"i thought he was cute! that bitch! i'm gonna kill him!

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manifesting a casting of adaine's furious fist tonight, wish me luck 🔮🌌🌠

[skiaskai]

Slayer form but give it werewolf dynamics

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

now that her girlfriend has wings again, imagining Charlie makes very good use of them, and in ways so sappy everyone else at the hotel wishes they'd just be doing normal weird stuff instead

Charlie: "Vaggie, you know what?"

Vaggie: "What sweetie?"

Charlie: "Sometimes I look out at hell and I just think WOW, I sure WISH I could see something soft and fluffy instead!"

Vaggie: "Really."

Charlie: "Yeah!! Something light... and downy... maaaaybe with the consistency of a feather pillow mixed with the universe's best hug... posssssibly scented like that one deodorant I mentioned liking once and you've mysteriously been wearing ever since..."

Vaggie: (rolls eyes) (smiles)

Vaggie: (summons her wings and drapes one comically over Charlie's entire head) "Like this, babe?"

Charlie: (muffled) (ecstatic) "I LOVE YOU SO MUFF!"

Angel Dust: "Sickening. If you gays keep this up, I'm gonna puke."

Vaggie: "What happened to your non-existent gag reflex?"

Angel Dust: "Your relationship's a bit too long-term even for it, toots. You need to put a ring on it, so's you two can start hatin' each other like a normal fuckin' couple."

Vaggie: (panicking) (dying) "VAYA! Shh- shhh!!!!

Angel Dust: "Oh fuck-"

Charlie: (still muffled) "Did he just say put a WING on it??

Vaggie: "Uh..."

Angel Dust: "Sure did, Charlie horse."

Charlie: (still under vaggie's wing) "She's already doing that though?"

Vaggie: (glaring) (spear out) "... you, are the luckiest damn man in hell."

Angel Dust: "Don't I know it, with a body like this~"

Charlie: (staying snuggled) (yet concerned) "Angel Dust, do we need to get you some glasses???"

Angel Dust: "Naw, but I might need help writin' a will after this."

Vaggie: (sloooooowly... puts away the spear)

[blakbonnet]

SAMBA HOLY FUCK

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

MCM LONDON - MAY 2023 • Nathan Foad & Con O’Neill

[theorderofthetriad]

"Let's get you back on the ship, you're needed."

the fffucking way izzy was avoiding looking towards stede during this exchange. the way stede was staring at izzy this entire fucking exchange.

[solbellaria]

Eloise did not sign up for this

[feelingtheaster99]

I cannot BREATHE at the Wanda Childa’s fake death performance. Everything about it was so fucking funny and peak intrepid heroes of them

[newkatzkafe2023]

@lara-legomonkiekid

What if Y/N used one of those flirtations with the Monkey King:

The sun is the biggest star we know but it's not as big as my love for you~

The earth has a moon that only appears at night but my love for you appears all the time~

I found my heart's treasure~

Your hand looks tired let me hold it for you~(I got this from Google)

I think I found the light to illuminate my life~

The moon has many stars but the only star that I want is you~

The moon doesn't shine without the light of the sun and my sun is you~

(There's only one that I got from Google, the others I invented)

The sun is the biggest Star in the Sky but it's not as big as my love for you-MQ (Y/N)

(Lmk Wukong) Yo he had a major blush on his face. He was in a state of shock like he thought he was the poet. But that wasn't fair but he loves it. Like he loves you🥰🥰🥰🥰

The moon has many stars but the only star I want is You- MQ (Y/N)

(Mk Reborn Wukong) He never faced palmed so hard in his life. But that was only to hide the massive Bright red blush on his face. He is fighting for his dignity right now. And he freaking hates and loves you for it

I found my heart's treasure- MQ Y/N

(HIB Wukong) He groaned loudly before covering his blushing face. Why do you always do this to him? Always displaying your love in such an adorable fashion you can't handle it sometimes. But don't take it as a sign to stop.

I think I found the light to illuminate my life-MQ (Y/N)

(NR Wukong) Smerks like the smug bastard he sometimes is. Of course, he's gonna flirt back at you. What hold cuddling you close to him he could really say the same About you.

The Earth has a moon that only appears at night but my love for you appears all the time-MQ (Y/N)

(Netflix Wukong) He squeaks he freaking squeaked. It was hiding his blushing face with both of his hands it was Is that bad and Is that steam coming off his head. That flirt was more effective than it was supposed to be. But at least you know he loves it

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[triflesandparsnips]

So uh-- I'm looking at Izzy taking Lucius's cigarette, puffing it, and then trying to put it back in classic queer secondary-object cigarette flirting-- and then I'm looking at Izzy spending Significant Time whittling a shark and giving it to Lucius "Known to Really Love Men Who Give Him Woodcrafts" Spriggs, and--

[ruanbaijie]

THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) 1.14 adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪

[leopardmuffinxo]

you got me on my knees; i'm your one-woman cult

[devotioncrater]

izzy's "i think you're amazing. fascinating. i've never met anyone with a total lack of skills." was him flirting with stede btw. so was his, "i suppose i can teach even you a thing or two." if you even care