#GETTT HIS ASS!!

[fauvester]

i don't think the garak-bashirs are any good at having real honest conversations. even Lim, who prides himself on being truthful at any expense, conveniently leaves certain truths unsaid. until it reaches a point where someone has to hurt someone else to relieve the pressure

anyways teenage iskra very kindly allows him the dignity of taking him to a private place before verbally eviscerating him for being rude to garak. POORLY DONE. ELIM. POORLY DONE

[innocentartery]

in another life i'm the world's most dedicated bruce fan. i would lovingly and painstaking compile the volumes and issue that supports my personal reading of his character. and enjoy doing it too

[mknae-jongho]

drunk sex!

Masterlist!

dom!San x black girl sub!reader

Smut | MDNI |

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you and san went out with the other members, you, san & the boys been stressing from work and need some relief. But san wants more!

genre and warnings: degrading, dacryphilia, breeding, cowgirl riding, cursing, praising, choking, hair pulling, overstimulating, orgasm denial, pet names, spanking, slapping, spitting, toys, smut so MINORS DO NOT INTERACT, sorry for any word mistakes🤭!

I put my phone down & got up to shower. 30 minutes later after my shower i went to my closet and grabbed san favorite tight dress and did my hair a makeup.

After i got ready i hear my phone ring, looked at the caller id it’s your mann san.

“Hello”

“hey baby. We had to wake mingi up cause he’ll be mad if he found out we went out without him but we’re outside baby.”

“haha, okay baby i’m comin i’m goin to grab my purse and i’ll be right out.”

“okay baby.”

I ended the call and grabbed my matching purse before leaving out.

Leaving the house, i entered the car and saw san and the members and a sleepy mingi.

“he’s still a little tired.” i hear hwa say

“yea cause somebody wanna force him out the bed.” wooyoung said looking at san

“shut up woo, hey sexy.” san said looking at you biting his lip

“yeah sexyyy.” wooyoung said and looked at san to see him already looking back at him.

“haha, i was just playing.” woo said with a scared laugh and sitting back.

“hey baby.” you said

“san are you gone start up the car or we just gon sit here all day.” hwa said

San started up the car and went to a private drinking spot him and the boys go.

Car seat order: Driver:San, Passenger:Jongho, Second row seat: You, Seonghwa, Hongjoong, last row seat: Wooyoung, yeosang, Mingi, Yunho.

15 minutes later you guys pulled up to the spot.

San got out the car to open the door for you and grabbed your hand. “Come on mi’lady.” san said making you giggle, “Thanks prince.”

All of you walked in the building to go get drinks and sit at a table. All the seats ran out so san pulled you onto his lap. “There you go sexy, hear have a drink.” san said as passing you a shot glass.

If haven’t even been five minutes yet and san, loud mouth wooyoung, and yunho are drunk.

“i mish my babhyy .” san said with messed up words and a whiny voice. “I’m right here san.” “you’re not mines, my girlfriend gon beat yo ass gettt off mee.” San started to push you. “San i’m your girl, we’ve been together for 3 1/2 years.” you said grabbing his hands to keep him from pushing you. “ 3 AND A HALF YEARS” san yelled. “ahhhhhh” wooyoung yelled and we all looked at him.

“What is the issue now??” seonghwa said. “yunho bittttt meeeee” wooyoung said whining.

San looked back at you, “ 3 years really omggggg wowwwww.” he said shocked

“yes baby now suck it up, you’re drunk you’ll remember sooner or later.” you said smiling

“you’re smile is so pretty.” san said pulling you closer. “i know baby you’ve told me plenty of times.

San then started making you bounce on his dick. “babe stoppp.”

“i’m hornyy y/n.” san said spanking your ass and squeezing it afterwards. San stared at you with an expression that makes you dripping wet.

“stop looking at me like that.”

“ Can y’all stop being nasty for once.” seonghwa said with a disgust face

“that’s not me it’s san.” you said laughing. “Don’t blame me, you look too good i can’t help it.” he said rolling his eyes.

30 mins later everybody was fucked up except for me and seonghwa, i mean somebody gotta make sure everyone get home safe. San got hornier each shot he drank. San took off his shirt and almost undid his pant but i stopped him.

“ Hwa i think it’s time to go home now before it gets outta hand.”

“yeah i’ll take hongjoong and the rest home their pretty wasted.”

I help san get up as he was wobbling everywhere, i put his arm over my shoulder and helped him to the car.

“Ima tell my girlfriend you’ve kidnapped me, let me gooooooo let me goooooooo.” san said make a remix of elsa.

“okay babe, just let me get you home.”

You put on his seat belt and closed the door. As you walked to the driver side of the car san was watching your every move looking at you up and down. As you got in he looked at you with a smirk on his face.

“whatt??”

“your my gf?”

“yes i’ve been telling you that for the longest.”

Looking at him he already staring at you before he began to speak.

You notice that’s you didn’t start driving yet so you put the car in drive and start driving.

5 mins later san started talking again.

“Baby do u’know that when you walk your ass jiggle.” he whispered into you ear wrapping an arm around your waist and started kissing and biting your neck leaving marks.

“yes baby now let me focus driving, we’re almost home you can have me then.” you said pushing him back on his side of the car.

“ughh fine.” he said rolling his eyes.

Arriving home you help san inside. “do you need water babe??” you asked

“i’m fine, once i’m done fucking you i’ll be back to normal.” after he said that he pushed you against the wall and started kissing you and grinding onto you .

“mhh san.” you said into the kiss

He then grabbed you by your neck and you gasped, slipping his tongue in.

“jump.”

You jumped, he stoped the kiss to remove your dress. After removing your dress leaving you naked, you suddenly felt on hard sting on your butt.

“No underwear, no bra.” he smacked your ass again harder this time. “what if the other members could’ve saw huh??” another smack landed on you .

“i’m sorry baby it’s just I’m not support to wear anything with this dress.”

“You’ve should’ve picked another one.” another smack landed make you whine in pain.

“sannie you told me to wear something sexy and i did but i didn’t kno-.”

“save it. before i go to the bedroom, i want you in there on the bed legs spread understand.”

quiet…

San gets closer to your face grabbing your jaw, “i said do you understand?”

“y-y-yes i un-understand.”

5 min later san came in with a blindfold & a belt, he sat the belt down onto the bed.

“sit up. now.”

you sat up as he put on the black lace blindfold.

You hear him walk to the closet and pull some out.

As he came closer to you you felt something cuff each ankle with your wrist on each arm.

As you hear a belt being picked up suddenly you felt a hard sting on your right ass cheek.

“oww fuck san.” you said with a whiny voice.

“aww, does it hurt my baby.” san said mimicking you.

You suddenly felt another hard sting, this time on your left butt cheek.

“sanniee please.” you said as you felt your eyes water

“count”

spank, “one”, spank, “two” spank , “owww three” as tears started pouring down your face.

5 minutes later he’s still goin you lost count.

Spank . after spank . after spank . “what number y/n.”

…

“WHAT NUMBER!!”

“sannie i don’t know please.”

Spank . “lost count?” … spank. “HUH?” spank. spank. spank. spank. he hear you sniffing and dragged you up by your hair. “cryin now huh.” he then throws you away a put you on all fours.

“Tell me what number we’re on before i start over.”

“san pls i don’t know.”

“Maybe i can make you remember. Start over from the top.”

“san pls i can’t take no more.”

spank.

“Start. NOW”

spank. “one” you said in a crying voice. spank. “two”. spank “three.” spank, “four”.-

San flips you back around onto your back and take off the blindfold and grab you by your jaw getting closer to your ear.

“it was 45 spanks in total y/n, since you forgot.”

he then slaps you across the face, not too hard but hard enough to feel the sting.

San then got out the bed and removed all his clothes, dick on rock hard that touches his belly button.

He then grabbed you by your thigh and drags you toward the edge of the bed.

He grab his dick and push it into you slowing only adding his tip before pulling back out.

“beg for it.”

…

“don’t make me repeat myself.”

“ss-sannie.”

“hmm? beg.”

“sannie please put it in. i need you now daddy please”

He put the tip in slowly before pulling back out still teasing you.

“SAN”

he slaps you across the face.

“don’t yell at me, now beg if you want more.”

“sannie please put it in me san, i need you now san please. i want to cum. i want to cum on your dick daddy ple- ahh oh my gosh, mhhhhhh”

He moves into you at a fast pace, “fuck baby girl, so fuckin tight. ahh fuckkkkk shit.” he tilts his head back mouth hung open.

“daddyyyy , fuck your so deep.”

San looked down to your stomach and see his bulge poking your stomach with each thrust. San uncuffs your hands and ankles and grabs your hand and placed it on your stomach where his bulge pokes at.

“feel that babygirl. that’s me deep in your stomach.”

“Yes i feel i- mhh it san ff-fuck san omg sss-ssooo d-deeppp.”

“Let’s test your flexibility baby.”

He then grabbed both of your legs placing them both on his shoulders leaning so far down that your thighs are touching your chest.

“AHHH FUCK SANN”

“open your mouth.”

you open your mouth and he spat in it and kissed up after covering your moans into his mouth.

He fixed his position so he can go deeper and nothing but moaning and grunts bouncing off the walls. He placed his head into your neck moaning in your ear setting something off inside you make you close to your climax.

“ Fuck i’m cumming san.”

After you said that he pulled out making your climax go away.

“whyyyy i was close.”

“not yet baby girl.”

he then started kissing down your body to he’s face to face to your pussy and start placing kisses on it make you shiver. He started licking your clit slowly making your legs shake after every lick.

“faster daddy please.”

After you said that he started licking at a animalistic pace before rubbing your slit with his fingers adding his middle finger then a second finger in and out at a pace matching his licking.

“ahh fuck. san you’re making me feel so good.”

“mhh” he growls against your pussy running chills up your spine.

“i’m close san please let me cum fuckkkk.”

“cum for me baby. cum into my mouth let me taste your sweetness. CUM BABY”

Something about his words set something loose inside of you as your legs began to shake harshly and you squirted making a mess everywhere, down your thigh onto the sheets and san face.

San keep eating you even tho you’ve came causing you to overstimulate. He sat up, pulls out his finger and spat on your clit before rubbing it hard and fast.

“ssssss- sa-sann ple- sstoppp” he just stared at you with his slit low eyes watching your face expression as he bit his bottom lip.

“sannnnn stoppp.” you hands went down trying to remove his hand but he used his free hand to grab your wrists and pinned them above your head, leaving you helpless and leaving you no other option but to take the overstimulating pleasure.

“Can’t handle it baby girl, you wanted to cum so bad i finally let you and now you cant even handle what the fuck i give you.” he said with a chuckle and he face expression changed to a serious angry face.

“san it’s tt-too mmh m-much please stop san.” tears began flowing down your face from all the pleasure.

you tried to slid up to get away from the pleasure but he drags you back down.

“where you going?? hmm?” san laughed before pulling away from your clit laying beside you grabbing your waist pulling you on top of him.

“ride me til i say stop.”

Laying down on his chest you felt him put the tip in sliding you down on it til all of him is inside of you.

“fuckk.” he moaned in your ear

“bounce on it”

you sat up and start bouncing hard making your titties jump as he held onto you waist. he loves when you ride him cause he feels so much pleasure.

“ahh. mhh. fuckkkk. shitt babygirl……. OHHHH FUCKK.” he tilted his head back from all the pleasure he felt and you bent down leaving dark hickeys on his neck.

“fuck i’m gonna cum baby. breed you so deep you’ll be full of my kids ff-FUCKKK!!!”

“i’m close sann FUCK oh my goshhhhh”

he held your waist tighter holding you still and he began thrusting into you at a fast pace chasing your high.

“OHHHHH FUCKK BABY” he moaned loudly cumming deep inside of you.

“mhh, ahh omg.” his pace slows down and you grind against him slowly riding out your high.

getting off of him, you lied beside him staring at each other before leaning in to a heated makeout.

you pulls away before it gets back outta hand.

“mhh” he chuckled. “let’s go shower okay.”

you nodded your head and got out the bed just to fall on the ground.

“hahahahaha” sam laughed loudly

“stop laughing and come help, it’s your fucking fault in the first place san.” you said crossing your arms.

“okay baby whew” his laugh calms down before getting out the bed walking towards you to pick you up bridle style to the bathroom helping you both go shower.

45 mins later…

you both got out the shower to get ready for bed. After getting done putting on your matching pj’s you guys brushed your teeth, san back hug you pulling you against him moved his hand towards your throat giving it a soft squeeze before tracing your hickeys.

after brushing your teeth bending down to spit the toothpaste out, your ass brushes against his dick getting him slightly hard again as he slaps your ass hard before grinding against you.

“stop san let’s go to sleep i’m tired”

“one more round won’t hurt now would it.” he said before turning you around facing him and started kissing your lips slipping his tongue in.

you wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him deeper into the kiss as you felt his hands moving down to your ass giving it a slap and a hard squeeze.

“as much as i want your dick san. I’m really tired okay. let’s sleep san, i promise we can have morning sex in the morning okay.” giving him one last kiss before walking to bed you felt another hard slap on your ass turning around to look at him.

“really san, really.” you said tilting your head to the side with a straight face.

“i’m sorry baby it’s just so fat and juicy.” he said walking up to you with a seducing look on his face before slapping and rubbing your ass again and again.

“sleep san.” walking to bed before cutting off the lamp.

“i love you”

“i love you too now goodnight let me sleep” he let out a chuckle before saying, “okay.”

The next morning…

“fuck san i’m gonna cum” you moaned

“cum for me baby, cum all over my dick princess.”

after 30 seconds and hell was broke loose and moans and grunts was all that where heared.

30 mins later…

After you & san cleaned up yourselfs , you both walked down stairs to see unexpected guests leaving you shocked.

“hey g-guys how - when did you get here.

…

“umm,” seonghwa said.

“the door was already unlocked so…”

“we was here long enough to know that you both had a longggggggg nightttttt.” wooyoung said giggling as everyone else looked at him.

“what. what i do now.”

“nothing woo just hush your embarrassing y/n” seonghwa said pointing at you

woo looked a saw that your hiding in sans neck.

“ i mean it’s true, i really don’t know why she’s hiding she might as well get used to it, it ain’t the first time it happened haha”wooyoung said still laughing.

“shut up woo.” everyone said including you and san

“okay,” “it’s still true tho haha.” wooyoung said still laughing

“this is going to be a long & teasing day.” you whispered to san

“haha,” san chuckles

“next time i’ll make sure to lock the door okay.” he said before kissing you on your lips then forehead.

“okay.”

[shadow--writer]

Hemmlooo for the kisses prompt may I pls gettt~

After a heated session, they admire their flushed partner and softly place a peck on the cheek.

For Maeve and Dez 👉👈 hehe

I uhhhh went a lil off the rails. Just a lil 🤏 (circus au because OF COURSE <3) also this is a continuation of what you wrote because >:D @misery-lake

She woke with the sunrise to the sounds of the others preparing breakfast outside.

Her body was achy and stiff, but she still smiled. Dez was asleep next to her, their bodies tangled together in a heap.

They were flushed, sweaty and still nude. The way his skin pressed up against hers was a delicious feeling she savoured, curling her legs around his further. 

She remained that way for a moment, and only a moment, before her mind started to wander. Getting out of her wagon was going to be tricky. She might have to sneak him out so no one sees. 

No matter. 

She loosened her legs and propped herself up on her elbows to admire him, he looked a bit blissed out with that crooked, goofy, smile she loved of his playing across his lips. His hair was a tangled mess though, he had the worst case of bedhead she’d ever seen, and she always looked like bats lived in her hair when she woke up.

“We better get going, mo bhláth,” she murmured, brushing his curls away from his forehead. He wrinkled his nose at her words, cracking one eye open to show his displeasure. She only laughed, letting her fingers trace the curves of his face. “We have things to do.”

“Everyone else can wait,” he mumbled, closing his eyes again. 

She started untangling herself from him, ignoring his whines as she moved away from his warmth. 

“Oh quit your complaining,” she laughed. “We do have things to get to. Like breakfast.” Her stomach growled a bit at the thought. 

He only scoffed and turned over. “Eh, fuck breakfast.”

She hummed a laugh in response, planting a kiss on his cheek before swinging her legs out of bed. She grabbed the navy robe that was haphazardly thrown on the ground, pulling it on to pretend she had some decency and modesty while she hunted around for something to wear. 

“You’re cruel,” Dez mumbled into her pillows, watching her tie the robe’s belt around her waist. She didn’t miss the way he looked over her figure, her ears going a bit hot under his gaze. 

Ignoring her blush, she winked at him, brushing her hair over one shoulder to work at the knots. “You love me for it.”

Quick as a snake he reached over the bed to swat her ass. 

She squealed, her face scrunching up with laughter as he tugged her back into bed with him. 

He buried his face in her neck, arms wound tight around her waist. “Stay?”

She laughed, leaning back into his touch. He was hard to argue with. “Okay.”

[1eos]

i didnt need to but im anoning just incase theres lurkers not that i should really bother but this irritated me so much. how is it unexpected????? when has he ever not gone "hardcore". this MAN has never half assed anythiiingggg and the ppl replying 🤮.. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LOOKING like yes we're thankful for his tits cheeks and ass but hes always been a hoe on stage and put his all into all his performances regardless of his physical build .. and again ppl mentioning his confidence flourishing over the years.. we gettt ittt movvvweee the fck onnnnnnnn. hes gonna be fcking 60 and they'll still mention it

~🖤

im sorry?????????????? is someone SURPRISED that leo ate up the stage????????????????????? as opposed to?????????????????????? like you said what has he half assed? ever? it could be 4 in the fucking morning in someone's backyard for an audience of 8 and leo will sing and dance like jigsaw is on the tricycle coming at him 😂😂😂😂😂 im so confused as to what international fans are looking at during performances???af?AF::EA:FA:G?GA?GA? like how you see tiddies nd thighs but not notice the vigorous slayage that makes the tiddies and thighs bounce around? i do think english speaking starlights absorb absolutely nothing abt leo that doesn't fit into the weird unfunny running jokes from 2013 they still uphold so if its not him looking like a cat or being in hakyeons baby bjorn then they don't see it.

but like? LEO? THEE LEO? NOT EATING A PERF????? literally in what world.....it feels like im in the upside down

[tyonfs]

third times a charm 🥲

hi hi my lovely alice it’s another .. *drumroll* 🎀 life update! i tried to be a little silly and creative did it work! 🤗 (pls say yes or i’ll cry)

it’s currently 9:50 pm cst as i type this out and i have my last final as a freshman tmrw 💔 it’s coding too like i’m so nervy. mainly bc my first year of college is already ending and bc of my final. like i’m good at coding and shit but i just get test taking anxiety. anyways! i’m in the psa (pakistani student alliance 🤓) and us freshmen get an upperclassman who is kinda like our helping hand yk? saur my upperclassman is sending me a care package for finals week and i’m so excited 💔 she said there’s gonna be a ton of stuff i like/enjoy doing so i’m VERY excited. also this week is gonna go crazy with unboxings bc i ordered a ton of korean skincare from yesstyle and makeup from sephora WHICH IS GETTING HERE TMRW AND ILL OPEN IT AFTER MY FINAL AND ITLL BE LIKE A LITTLE REWARD VERY EXCITED.

update on gas station boy bc i just KNOW ur curious 🤭 we hung out AGAINNN on sunday! i feel like i should tell u his name is cameron i’ve known his name is cameron it’s just fun calling him gas station boy. anyways i was running errands and i had to make a pit stop to my local asian market for my ramen stash and guess who was there! cameron! it was very very 🤭 i was wearing such a nice outfit and honestly i looked so cute and he was like oh my god you look so pretty like stop before i take my pants off oh my god! (kidding 🫣!) but yeah it’s going very VERYYY smooth with him

how are you my lovely alice? u excited for summer?? 🤭 give me an update too i miss u !!!! - 🎀

the drumroll was creative i applaud 👏

WHOAAA (i am so late to this btw i’m sorry) but i hope your finals went amazing !!! i am sure you passed with flying colors 🥳 omg coding is rough :’( and i get test anxiety too it’s a pain in the ass 🤧 it’s our brown genes fr

aww that’s so sweet !! is that sort of like a big little system ?? i had a big in the indian student association at my school but covid happened the very next year and then she studied abroad after that so i didn’t see her again except for like . one occasion LOL but i hope you got a lot of treats in your care package :’) my sorority big also got me a care package which was also sort of a grad present ?? WHAT MAKEUP AND SKINCARE DID YOU GETTT i literally do not know how to create a proper skincare routine but i’ve been using the beauty of joseon sunscreen

no way his names cameron LMFAOOOOO i had a thing(??) with a dude also named cameron literally this semester 😭😭 but omg yours is BOLD bold :’) i hope things keep progressing as they are 🤭

i’m super excited for summer !! i think i’ll go on some trips with my friends but i also need to start working on grad apps and looking for jobs 😵‍💫 so it’ll be hectic! but i hope i can relax for a bit once i’m done with school 🥰 i’m also annoyed bc i was supposed to publish my research this year but my research prof has been soooo inconsistent and inconsiderate of our time that she submitted our irb so late and now i’ll have to wait longer and work on it post grad too ☹️ but oh well!!!

[unlikecharlie]

Anonymous said: from a mermaid: heyyyy!! saw the sentence starter things and im always happy to oblige :)) could I gettt a small story w MISC #16, pairing Pepper/Tony?? It just seems like something that they would end up saying yknow

Pairing: Tony/Pepper

Rating: Fluff

16. “YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!” (tony/pepper)

“Hey, babe, what you working on?”

Pepper was lounging on the sofa in their spacious living room, laptop perched on her knees as she scrolled intently, dead to the world. The sun was streaming through the open windows, bathing her in light in such a way that her hair seemed to be wild, untamed flames rather than simple locks of ginger hair. Tony’s heart tried not to stutter for a second at the sight, it really did, but he was only human in the end.

“Nothing at the moment,” she mumbled, still not taking her eyes off the screen. Curiosity piqued, Tony made his way over to the sofa, peeking over his wife’s shoulder to take a look at what was keeping her so enthralled. What greeted him on the screen made Tony want to gag or laugh his ass off, he wasn’t sure which yet.

“What’s that, Pep?” Tony asked, trying to keep his tone neutral.

“Oh uhm,” Pepper finally broke away from the screen to look at her husband who was patiently staring her in the eye, “Carol and Rhodey were surfing for baby clothes online, you know as a gift for when Morgan’s born, and they found this site. I thought I’d take a look.”

The ugliest onesie Tony had ever seen was staring back at him and the longer Tony stared, the uglier it got. The colors clashed in such a way that if you looked at the piece of clothing for longer than two seconds you would definitely get a headache, and the multitude of colorful bows peppered all over the thing were just overkill. All in all, that outfit was the stuff of nightmares and no child of Tony’s was ever going to wear something like that.

“What do you think?” Pepper bit her lip, looking at Tony for approval. “Be honest, please.”

Tony debated for a while, but she did say to be honest, and no way would he risk lying to make her feel better only to wind up with Morgan dressed in that monstrosity 2 months later.

“Honey, it’s absolutely hideous.”

Pepper looked at him blankly for a few seconds before she grabbed a pillow lying around and started hitting him over the head repeatedly.

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME,” Tony screeched, backing away from his murderous wife.

“You could have been nicer about it, you idiot!” she yelled as she got up off the sofa and charged for him again, pillow at the ready.

“F.R.I.D.A.Y. INITIATE TOTAL LOCKDOWN,” Tony got out between yelps as Pepper threw the pillow at him and he tripped over his feet trying to get into the safety of his lab.

[blushvy]

Study Partner: Neville x Reader

**This takes place after Hogwarts. You are a muggle born visiting Diagon Alley where Neville is currently working at the Leaky Cauldron**

You walked into a place called ‘The Leaky Cauldron’ hmm interesting. You had been traveling for a couple months before you had to settle down and get a job. People stared at you, they looked you up and down confused at your muggle clothes. Your dark skinny jeans paired with a band t-shirt, a red flannel, and black converse. You turned a light pink and made your way to an empty table. You took a seat and grabbed your book from you bag and started reading up on where to travel next. Suddenly a man appeared next to you, startled you yelped and dropped your book. The man looked very concerned.

“Oi I’m very sorry M(iss/r/x) are you alright?” The handsome man picked up your book and handed it back to you. You smiled and felt your cheeks grow hot.

“Oh I’m fine, I’m sorry I freaked,” you apologized.

“Trust me I’m glad you did because now I have a reason to tell my boss that apperating to and from the kitchen is a horrible idea,” the man chuckled. You laughed and smiled brightly, this man was very charming, an accidental kind of charming but charming non the less. “Well now that I’ve scared you to death, my name is Neville and I’ll be your waiter is there anything you’d like to order?” You smirked.

“Well nice to meet you Neville, my name is Y/n and yes actually can I get a Gilly water and a slice of apple pie please,” you ordered.

“Of course I’ll have that right up,” Neville walked back to the kitchen, of course you watched him walk away. Damn that was a fine ass. You shook your head and brought yourself back into reality, what were you doing again? Oh yeah your book, you picked up your book on Herbology and started studying for your first herbology professor exam.

About 15 minutes later you saw Neville walking back with your Gilly water and pie.

“Here you are,” he handed you your refreshments. You closed you book and thanked him with a smile. “Hey wait is that a herbology book?” Neville questioned.

“Oh this?” You picked up your book “Yeah in studying for my first professor exam.”

“Really?!” Neville exclaimed “That’s so insane, I’m studying for my first exam as well.”

“What a small world,” you smiled as you looked into his  eyes.

Neville blushed, “Well I get off in 5 minutes how would you care for a study partner?” You blushed as well, you looked up at him and grinned and politely accepted his offer.

After around 10 minutes of patiently waiting for Neville he walked over with his apron hanging swung over his shoulder and a book similar to yours in his hand. He took a seat next to you and smiled.

“Shall we get started then?” He asked opening his book. You nodded grabbing your notebook and pens.

An hour and a half later you were laughing and chatting like you were old friends. Of course some of the banter was probably due to all the Fire Whisky the two of you had drank. You took another shot and offered some to Neville, who excepted.

“It’s getttting laaatee,” you slurred from your drunken stupor. “I should bbee gettting home… wanna come witthh?” You giggled like a school girl. Neville agreed and headed to your flat with you.

And that was the last thing you remembered.

You opened your eyes you the sun shining extremely brightly through your window.

“Bloody fuckin hell,” you swore as you shut your curtains. You’re head was pounding and you felt extremely nauseous. You wobbled to the bathroom to pee and grab some aspirin. As you walked, okay stumbled down the hall you saw yours and someone else’s clothes scattered on the floor. Oh god you thought…. ooooohhhhh nnnnoooooo. You went back to your room and saw a sleeping man in your bed. Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh fuuuuucccckkk. You looked closer to realize it was Neville. Wow, he’s a looootttt more ripped than you thought.

You didn’t realize you were staring until he woke up and grinned slyly at you.

“So did the study partner help?” Neville smirked. You laughed.

“Definitely.”