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urapocolypticcrush · 5 months

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heyy rose!! 👋👋 hope ur doing well <3

i remembered about some of the questions u asked me a little while ago and im so sorry i forgot about them but heres some of my answers!

i draw, and i love drawing, creating characters, and colouring them in with paint and coloured pencils and markers! i havent really experimented with much else than acrylic, guache and watercolour paint, and painting makes me a little bit stressed sometimes, but when im in the right mood i do enjoy it! (i really love drawing tho, my sketchbook & pencils are some of my favourite things)

i also love musical theatre if u count that as art! ive been in two productions so far, and currently doing shows for my second one!

i play the piano (i told u about that!) and also love playing accoustic guitar 🎶 im really passionate about music, its my lifeline along with reading books, which connects to my next point!

i ABSOLUTELY LOVE BOOKS AHHHHHH i love reading books, buying books, looking at books, talking about books omg

i read 3 or 4 books per week (if im not too busy) and the bookshelves in my room are stuffed i own over 200 books...

my fave series (my comfort reads): keeper of the lost cities, nevermoor, wings of fire, the small spaces quartet , the stella montgomery intrigue, the rosewood chronicles, a pinch of magic series, miss peregrine's peculiar children (only books 1-3 though i dont like 4-6 because jacob becomes an idiot imo), heartstopper

my fave books: the lucky list, six times we almost kissed, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, the secret garden, little women, alex, approximately and so many others

i love movies & tv shows! some i like are: pirates of the carribean 1&2 (will turner & elizabeth swann are SO PERFECT AHHHHHH), heartstopper (literally the most wholesome thing ever created), enola holmes 1&2, the parent trap (the lindsay lohan one), the owl house, she ra, wednesday, alexa & katie, tangled, frozen II, the dragon prince, alice through the looking glass

omg this is so long... but let me know if u like any of these too!

from anon 💌

omg hihi anon 💌 !!!

do not be sorry, i’m so glad you’ve answered them because i LOVE this list!!

it’s so cool that you create characters!!! i really wish i was talented enough for that so you’re literally the coolest!!!

i wish you the best of luck for your second musical production!!!! i hope the shows go well you’re amazing!!!!

i love music and books too so we’re literally the same person teeehee!

I CANT BELIEVE YOU READ 3-4 BOOKS PER WEEK. i read a book either everyday or every 2 days BUT THATS ONLY WHEN IM OFF SCHOOL (because i dont have the focus to read when im at school) so i think you’re SUPER impressive omg! and my bookshelves are ALSO stuffed…

out of your comfort reads, i’ve only read a pinch of magic series and heartstopper! but i love both a lot so i can see you have great taste!!

in your other list, i’ve read six times we almost kissed and little women!! (the seven husbands of evelyn hugo IS on my list and i WILL read it - eventually)

but you have super cool taste and i LOVE how much you love books AAAH

STOP I LOVE ENOLA HOLMES AND THE OWL HOUSE AND SHE RA AND TANGLED AND FROZEN 2!!!!! (you really do have good taste)

anyway this was super cool, i love getting to know more about you!!!!!

thanks so much anon 💌 <33

#i answer asks #anon 💌#<33

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boyfhee · 3 months

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manifesto was definitely one of the best eras of enhypen, i love them. it still doesnt feel real that they are coming back with their full length album :( my bois grew so well...

i watched true beauty and i lost interest in it during its finale time.. you right that it was clear + i havent watched 20th century girl but the clips were definitely heart breaking and worthy to watch, ill give it a try. speaking of business proposal, i love that one scene, he takes his glasses off, it's done for me. the second lead couple are married in my head 😌 and the manhwa??? they have kids?? what 😭😭😭😭 i will read it if you just tell me where ?? and i want to read manhwas but i dont know where to read them.. tell me the websites or apps you use to read manhwas 😊👍🏼

hmm, i didnt read manhwas but i definitely read webtoons back in 2020... i discovered them when i got into kpop soo, even i lost interest in them, i used to read opertion true love and stopped reading it due to exams + these two webtoons: the guy upstairs and hello baby, i like them... i really havent discovered much of webtoon since i lost interest, but shorely i want to get back into reading them, hehe.

i listened to a few exo songs and listen to nct once in a while, i dont know the members but i think the sasaengs should leave him alone but he is doing a good thing by reveal them :) but sm did something saying renjun actions were lame?? idk... pls tell me if i am wrong tho- and for jay, i fell for him in iland, the ras leader 😌 i too have a lot of reasons hehe but i fell for his stubbornness (similar to my dad, hehe.)

i agree with you but pls dont scold me but i havent watched haikyuu despite it being a huge hit, maybe it's just not into my interest... maybe in the future i might watch it soo.... and i also did not watch forest of fireflies, it is sad and the sole reason was i did not want to cry days remembering the scenes, but i will defnitelg watch it and tell you, sweetheart :) and i should tell you, the historical romance — my happy marraige is so cute 😭😭😭😭 like kiyoko is so gentle with miyo... you watch the rest, i recommended you to watch it and can't believe seasosn2 is in the works 🫶🏼🫶🏼

hmm, if i were you, i would have bought the album, i recently got into books because of bookstagram :0 the reels are so hot but most of the books are 18+ so i need find fluff + romance, that is why i want to read classics at the moment haha...

— lover club anon <33 take your time to answer, muah

apologies for the extremely late reply, i didn't want to rush and give a half-assed answer TT i miss you and i hope you've been well :] manifesto didn't get the love she deserved :< it's truly one of their best albums, and i'm super excited for romance : untold omg ><

AND YES business proposal, what's wrong with secretary kim, sixth sense kiss, see you in my nineteenth life, marry my husband— they all have manhwas and they are better than the shows in my opinion. also .. the second lead couple of business proposal are actually married in the manhwa :D they have kids too ^_^ i won't spoil much, but you can read it here. omg now i'm going to read it again tonight .. i miss my babies >< also if you need manhwa recs please let me know. i have so many amazing ones i would like you to read and then gush about with me :>

i need to catch up on otl TT i started guy upstairs and hello baby too but i got bored. i'm more into this office / historical setting hehe you should read webtoons / manhwas if you have time :O they're cute and fun .. unless you get addicted and start binge reading which i do :">

i haven't been keeping up with nct so i only know that renjun has been pretty vocal about sasaengs lately which is a good thing, but i don't know anything about sm's response TT fuck it if they say it's lame, renjun did the right thing by exposing them :/

and it's ok if you haven't watched haikyuu !!! i used to think anime was so lame but my friends talked about hq all the time so i gave it a shot and how i'm six ft deep in the hole TT it's cute and funny, also very endearing so i would definitely recommend it .. however watching it or not is your choice >< also, there was this phase when i was so obsessed with anime movies ?? i watched forest of fireflies, your name, kiki's delivery service, howl's moving castle, a whisker away, weathering with you, five centimeters per second ( all time fav .. made me cry so much ) and i have a lot more i want to watch :D

i love my happy marriage so much it's so adorable >< also one of my favourite tropes / genres .. i will definitely watch the rest and i'm super excited for the next season ^_^

i don't take recs from bookstagram or booktok O_O mostly because they talk about romance with smut and i don't read romance novels. i mostly read murakami, osamu dazai, fyodor dostoevsky, or simply any crime / psych / thriller novelist ^^

#⠀ㅤㅤㅤ⠀ㅤㅤㅤsecrets & 𝒽er ฅ ฅ : lover club anon

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minzart · 3 years

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Went on a college tour and got food poisoning a great 48 hrs 🙃 but I got to do a robotics class.... so what abt a robot!mc? ~~~~

Some background mc was built to be a pseudo-child for it's creator, but after a time mc creator died. Mc then became a carebot/helpbot for the company their creator worked for. While helping scientists create the first interdimensional portal our poor mc got sucked in and transported to twisted wonderland.

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Mc really took to Grim when they first met.. even though he threatened to burn them and is quite to his defense.

Mc: *snuggling grimm* hairy baby! hairy baby~

Ace: *Totally not jealous* dontcha think you're spoiling him to much mc?

Grimm: YEAH! IT'S embarrass- oh~ right there!

Savanaclaw mob: *angerly* WHERES THAT DUMB RACCOON!

Scarabia mob: THERE HE IS! WITH THOSE FRESHIES! GET HIM!

Mc: *locking in on them* so... you've chosen death

Jack+deuce: *holding them back* hey mc let's calm down..

Grimm: I ain't do nothing!

Epel: *picking up grim* pfftt yeah yet...

Grimm: hey!

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Mc is short, shorter than ortho and can't reach somethings on their own

Mc: *struggling to reach to door handle* all...most...ther- *door opens for them*

Malleus: there you go beastie~

Mc: *hugging Malleus leg* THANK TSUNOTAROU!

Malleus: *smiling* anytime

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Crewel: Mc dear you need to sit down the others won't be able to see..

Mc: *looking back* oh sorry

Mc: *sits down; eyes barely peeaking over desk*

Crewel: oh.. *looking around*

Ace: hehe looks like you need a booster seat

Deuce: *elbowing ace*

Crewel: *handing mc text books* here stacks these and stick on them

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Mc: *Grimm siting on their* so what looks good?

Grimm: ooh~this steak and cheese deluxe sandwich looks good! Oh and the peach cream tea! And this blueberry muffin look delicious!

First years-minus jack: *not trying to laugh*

Jack: come one guys really? You need help there grim.. Mc?

Mc: oh that'll be delightful I can't really see over the counter!

Eple: *biting his lip* y-yeah.. we could tell

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Idia totally wants to take a look at mc maybe an upgrade or two?

Idia: man this stuff looks pretty outdated...like didn't anyone update you??

Mc: nope! When my creator was still alive she'd fix any damaged parts! But after that no...

Idia: can you fly? Scan things?

Mc: I used to! But my thruster got damaged duringa flood clean up! And my eye lenses are cracked so I can't get an accurate reading

Idia: *slamming his hands on table* THIS IS ABUSE! YOU'RE JOINTS ARE ALL LOCKED UP, YOUR VOICE BOX IS ALL SHOTTY, HAS YOU'RE BATTERY EVEN BEEN CHANGED!?

Mc: *counting fingers* uhm.. I think 10 years ago! Thought it died a few years ago.. I've been going off saved up power banks

Idia: *spits up blood* H-HOW HAVENT YOU EXPLODED YET!?

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Idia: *stumbling out of his workshop* come out mc...

Mc: *skipping out of room; giving a spin* TA-DAH!

Cater+rook: *taking pictures*

Riddle: so.. how does the new body feel?

Mc: *happy dancing* GRRREAT!

Vil: *doing a look over* they would've looked better in pomefiore colors...

Leona: no.. they'd look better in Savanaclaw colors!

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Mc and grim become the unofficial mascots of NRC due all the pictures and videos of them beep bopping around campus

Crowley: HAHA! LOOK LOOK! THE SEARCHES FOR NRC THROUGH THE ROOF!

Trien: know Dire...

Mc: *knocking* you us called Headmaster?

Grimm: yeah! You interrupted my nap!

Crowley: *rushing to mc* YES! YES! LOOK AT OUR NUMBERS!

Mc: *who's having Crowley's phone shoved into their face* is that good?

Crowley: YES!

Azul: *slamming door open* I heard the news Headmaster! *rolling out contract* I have a GREAT idea for marketing!

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Where mc's from it never really rained so one day it started raining mc rain outside to play in the rain, they really liked the puddles... until they short-circuited. Mc wanted to play in the rain but it takes everyone to stop them, but Lila had the great idea at giving them a see through umbrella.

Mc: *absolutely amazed* UWAH~ I can see the rain through the umbrella!

Lila: yes! Interesting isn't?

Mc: *spinning around* how does it work!?

Lila: I believe they used a see-through vinyl instead of nylon..

Idia: next upgrade I should make you water proof...

Grimm: now at least my ears are safe!

~~~~

Ortho and mc are the best of friends and nobody can handle their cuteness

Ortho: *dragging idia to class* come on nii-san...

Idia: *crying* betrayed by my own little brother.. what a sad world..

Ortho: *coming to a stop; see's mc* FREN!

Mc: *who was walking to class with the first years* FREN!

Ortho: *throwing hands up* FREN!

Mc: *also throwing hands up* FREN!

Ortho: FREN!

Mc: FREN!

Everyone: *cluching their hearts*

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Mc being mildly amused by the small things.

Mc: *lightly kicking soccer ball* ooh~

Mc: *lightly kicking it the other way* ahh~

Leona: *watching them amused*

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Mc: *trying to make a card tower like ace did, but it keeps falling*

Trey: how long have then been at it..?

Carter: *looking at his phone* about 4 hours now

Trey: you've just been letting them do this?

Deuce: we tried 3 hours ago.. but their very insistent on doing this

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Mc: *face pressed against the aquarium glass* fishy~fishy~

Floyd: *face also pressed against the glass* aha~ what ya doing shrimpy?

Mc: fishy~fishy~

Jade: *chuckling* don't break the glass now you two

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Mc will apologize/talk to any inanimate object

Mc: *bumps into the door* oof.. sorry mr.door..

Ace: what are you apologizing for..?

Mc: I bumped into the door!

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Trey: Mc can you take the cake out of the oven for me please?

Mc: *opening oven* okay!

Trey: becareful it's hot

Mc: *closing the door a little to hard* o- oh no! I'm sorry oven..

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Kalim: *whispering* what is mc doing Jamil..?

Jamil: *whispering back* I have no idea..

Mc: *who've been talking to a golden scrab statue* he took a right, but I told him to take a left

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#twst yuu

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voidselfshipp · 3 years

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Howdy Nova I wanted to invite you to gush bout whichever f/o is on your mind currently ✨🧡! They all love you so much!!

Tex @tex-treasures

Hello texie!!! How are you?

Well!!!! Thanks for the invitation, im gonna use this as an excuse to scream about my The Kane Chronicles f/os.

First up is Horus, ft: my face hc for him

1) I love the fact that hes a dense mf, he doesnt get sarcasm and its HILARIOUS.

2) even tho hes power hungry, hes still pretty chivalrous and protective of Carter even if they butt heads from time to time.

3) the fact that he uses a pigeon host and calls them "well adapted to modern civilization" and eats the left over Cheerios from khufu

Also, the possibilities of fluff with bird like stuff like ruffled feathers and making birb noises? Cute!

Fave phrase of him " my strategy is to hit the enemy until they lay unconcious, if they get up, hit them again, repeat as Many times necessary"

(The Next pictures up to amos belong to @/feesshies)

Okay, here we go, khonsu time!

I might say that all of his scenes are super funny, starting by the fact that ra calls him "moon pie" and im so close to making that my nickname for him.

1) the fact that hes got power over time, And that nut kicked his ass in setnet enough times to form 5 complete days. Its so FUCKING funny.

2)his introductory scene is fucking ominous as fuck 100/10

3) hes the rich boy aesthetic and im here for this 100%

4) that one phrase where he goes "I havent eaten a soul in...what month are we in, march?" LIKE WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

favorite phrase" "Ha! I bet you 5 more minutes worth of moonlight that im perfectly sane!" (Hes not...)

Tatter tot (s)

1) his introductory scene in the first book. Marvelous.

2) the fact that he sends the kane kids to Elvis' house and is happy they thrashed the place

3) in the second book where Carter says "come on tot! Cant we do something for you? Like thrash Elvis' house again?!" And his answer is "tempting" DOES HE HAVE A HATE TOWARDS HIM LIKE???

4) hes the adhd mood. All the times he get distracted are so cute.

5) the fact that he knows a hieroglyph to give someone intestinal problems. I love him. AND HE USES THEM IN BATTLE TOO? ONLY MY MAN!

6) how casual he is about his own death, "oh yeah ill last for about two more days, oh would you look at that just in time for the winter solstice, ha! That cant be a coincidence!"

7) HIS EYEEESSSS. THE FACT THAT HE MAKES KILLER BBQ RIBS. HE PLAYS THE GUITAR AND IS WORKING ON THOUSANDS OF THINGS AT THE SAME TIME.

8) his dramatic build up. And hes the only god whose normal and deserves rights

Fave phrase: "khufu you are right! We arent in Memphis egypt!"

Okay. Buckle up. Here comes the big boys.

Set/evil day/the best comedic relief in book 2

1) he was the perfect antagonist for the first book.

2) the second book when he starts imitating amos??? Ugh!!! Just imagining him in that suit makes me blush!

3) hes so FUCKING funny and charming.

4) his exit in the first book is fingerguns shooting at sadie like a kid angy at his mom.

4) un book 3 when amos is kicking ass using his powers.

5) when he says to Carter "im gonna help your uncle learn the path of sett" I can imagine how it would sound and its so FUCKING badass. Only imagining it I get goosebumps.

6)he breaks 6 jars on menshinkovs Head and its so funny.

7) how whiny he gets when menshikov traps hom in the malachite jar.

8)" Come on amos! I just want to strip the skin off their faces" thats how the phrase goes. I cant remember. But AWOOOGA--

9) when Carter asks to him if they names setne after him and he just laughs.

10) the hc where him and khonsu are bffs. YES please.

11) my fave detail is that when sadie screams "i bet sett is having a laugh seeing Us try and not kill ourselves" and the book describes the air getting chilly and the floor rumbling as If someone was laughing way way underneath. Such a cool detail.

Fave phrase: "your uncle amos also has some of my qualities, im like that improvised jazz he likes so much. Order within chaos"

AMOS!!!!!

1) hes so dramatic in the first book. Ominous.

2) the fact that Carter has a picture of him playing the saxophone. Just imagining it makes me warm and fuzzy.

3) hes so gentle and suave. Sweep me off my feet.

4) the fact that he controlls sett and its like the biggest fuck you to his past trauma.

5) the fact that he becomes a fatherly figure 🥺🥺🥺🥺

6) he uses a red pinstripe suit affirming his connection to sett. Its such a fuck you moment to those that were like "HES USING SETTS MAGIC EW KILL HIM" TRY AND MESS WITH HIM NOW BITCH.

7) hes a gentle leader and I love that.

8) his character growth.

AND LOOK HOW GOOD HE LOOKS IN THE GRAPHIC NOVEL OF THE FIRST BOOK.

The foreshadowing of him being possesed by sett in the reflection of the teacup. Showing His reflection in red

How kissable he looks!!!

His fit. His suit. His gloves!!!! His hair!!!

For some reason the way the bridge of his nose is drawn it makes me want to kiss it.

The feather on his hat. Yes king

Fave phrase: I cant remember any at the top of my head!!! But he has some pretty good ones

Hes just the best honestly. Many kisses for him and the rest

They all make me feel warm and fuzzy and I love them sm!!!!!!

●Moots only ok to rb!

Thanks for the ask!!!!

#tex tag #amos tag pending #sett tag pending #horus tag pending #tot tag pending #khonsu tag pending #ask #f/o ask #ask to tag

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themetaphorgirl · 4 years

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this is completely out of the blue but i just imagine spencer with a fear of heights that he doesn’t really realize until maybe he’s exploring campus one might and he gets stuck up in the rafters of the chapel, staring down and being too stuck with fear to move and hotch/morgan eventually find him and carry him down. either that or he terrifies the other kids because he sometimes climbs trees to read in and get so HIGH and hes so SMALL and “dear god, spencer, you’re not a CAT” - 🐇

hi yes hello I am physically incapable of writing short drabbles

but I hope y’all like it!!!!

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Really, it was Emily’s fault.

The St. Thaddeus campus was covered in tall trees, broad oaks and sap-covered pines and twisting dogwoods, and while it was strictly against the rules to climb trees, and the school groundskeeper was notorious for losing his mind at anyone caught...Emily had never been one for following rules.

And once Emily started climbing trees, Derek couldn’t abide being outdone, so he had to climb higher than her, and faster. And he started teasing JJ, who wouldn’t stand for that, so she would climb up and join them too.

Penelope was adamantly against climbing trees (“I am in a skirt and heels and there is too much nature, let me sit on my picnic blanket in peace, thank you very much”) and Hotch was a stickler for rules (“it’s not worth the risk, and you guys should get down”). Alex sometimes settled for a lower branch, broad and solid enough to stretch out her legs and read a book, and James sometimes joined her. Dave subscribed to Penelope’s theories (“I’m not scuffing these shoes up. They’re brand new. Italian leather.”) and stayed on solid ground.

Spencer was just jealous.

He was the smallest of all of them; Penelope was the next shortest and he didn’t even reach her shoulder. There was one particular pine that he could climb onto the lowest branches, but besides being small for his age, he didn’t have the muscles in his skinny little arms to pull himself up higher. On more than one occasion Emily and Derek had offered to hoist him up to a taller branch, but he was so personally offended that they just laughed and left him to struggle on the ground by himself.

“You’ll grow eventually, passerotto,” Emily had said, ruffling his hair and making him scowl in embarrassment. “For now you’re just our little munchkin.”

“I’m not a baby, Emily!” he had shot back. “I’m ten!”

After a while it got too cold to sit outside in trees, and they retreated to the coffee shop in the student union or the seventh floor common room in Lincoln House, or the library while Alex worked, and tree climbing was forgotten.

They also forgot how stubborn Spencer was.

The door to Spencer and Derek’s shared room was open; Hotch knocked lightly for formality’s sake and peeked in. “Hey, bedchecks,” he said. “You guys okay?”

Derek pulled off his headphones. “Huh?”

“Bedchecks,” Hotch repeated. “How are you and…” He stopped. “Where’s Spencer?”

Derek looked around the small room. “Uh...no idea,” he said. “He was here, though, I’m pretty sure.”

Hotch checked his watch. “Okay, well, he’s never missed bedchecks before,” he said. “Is he in the bathroom?”

“Maybe,” Derek said, sliding off his bed.

There was no sign of Spencer in the bathroom, or the common room, or the lobby of Lincoln House. “God, we need to get him a phone,” Hotch said. He rubbed his temples. “Okay. When did you see him last?”

“He was at dinner,” Derek offered. “Maybe he’s with Alex? Or the girls?”

“Text Penelope, her phone’s glued to her hand and she’ll answer faster than JJ,” Hotch said. “I’ll text Alex. But she’s always gotten Spencer back here on time for bedchecks.”

Derek held up his phone first.

pen ~*baby girl*~ garcia 8:14pm noooo I havent seen boy wonder since dinner!!

“And then it’s just a bunch of emojis,” Derek said. Hotch’s phone buzzed. “What did Alex say?”

mom friend miller 8:15pm I don’t have him. did you lose him???

Hotch groaned. “God, we lost him,” he said.

“Should we go looking for him?” Derek asked.

“Yeah, I have to,” Hotch said.

Derek scowled. “Hey, I’m coming with you,” he said. Hotch opened his mouth to argue. “Yeah, I know, I’m an underclassmen and I’m supposed to be in my room by eight. Fuck that, you’re my RA and you don’t have to report me to Gideon. And let’s be real, Gideon won’t care.”

Hotch sighed. “All right, fine,” he said. “I’ll text Alex and Emily too. But I’m not letting JJ and Penelope get in trouble.”

Hotch’s phone buzzed again; Derek leaned over his arm and snickered at the screen.

the cause of my headaches prentiss 8:17pm holy shit hotchner did you lose a whole ass child?????????

“Okay, okay, let’s just go,” Hotch said, rolling his eyes.

They grabbed jackets before they left; it wasn’t snowing yet but the November air had a sharp cold bite. It was already dark, and Hotch tried to stifled the worry beginning to crawl at the back of his neck.

The girls met them in the courtyard. Emily had already washed off her makeup and tied her hair up in a scraggly excuse for a ponytail. “How’d you lose Spencer?” she asked.

“I didn’t lose him!” Hotch protested.

“Emily, tease him later when we’ve found Spencer,” Alex said. She jammed her hands in her coat pockets and her long hair spilled over her shoulders. “Where’s the last place someone saw him?”

“Dinner,” Hotch said. “He must have slipped off somewhere without anybody noticing. I don’t know where he could have gone. Or why he would have gone.”

“I don’t think he would have gone back in the main building, I’m usually one of the last ones out of there and it’s locked up tight,” Alex said.

“He’s got to be somewhere on campus,” Emily said, tugging the zipper of her North Face jacket. “And I don’t think he would have wandered too far.”

“We’ll split up,” Hotch said. “Just stay in contact. Text the group chat in fifteen minutes with any updates.”

They headed in their separate directions; Hotch pulled his hood up as the wind started to blow. It wasn’t like Spencer to wander off without telling anyone where he was going, or without getting back to his dorm by curfew.

He wouldn’t worry yet. Or at least, not acknowledge that he was worried.

He’d almost reached the end of the fifteen-minute window when he got to the overgrown fence around the abandoned amphitheater. That would make sense- the older kids had shown it to them at the beginning of the school year and it was one of their most common hang out spots before the weather had gotten too cold.

He reached through the ivy covering the gates and rattled the latch.

“Hello?”

He nearly pissed himself.

“Who said that?” he said, a little too sharply. He wrestled with the gate, trying to forcibly yank it open.

“Hotch?”

He stopped. He knew that voice.

“Spencer?” he said. “Where are you?”

“...up here.”

He let go of the latch and took a step back. “What do you mean, ‘up here’?” he said.

Several tall trees flanked the amphitheater. The branches of a particularly tall pine rattled. “I mean...up here,” Spencer said.

Hotch looked up. He could see a little figure huddled on a branch about fifteen feet above the ground. “What the actual fuck do you think you’re doing?” he said.

“I might have miscalculated,” Spencer said in a small, wobbly voice. “I just wanted to practice.”

“Practice climbing trees?” Hotch said. “Spencer. It’s past bedchecks. The sun’s gone down. It’s freezing.”

“I was only going to be out here for a little while!” he protested. “I just...climbed a little higher than usual. And then I realized something.”

“That you’d made a terrible, terrible mistake?” Hotch said dryly.

“Uh-huh.”

Hotch sighed. “So you climbed too high and you can’t get back down?” he said.

A pause. “Uh-huh.”

Hotch pulled his phone out of his pocket. “Let me text the others,” he said, typing out a message to the group chat. “Are you okay? You’re not hurt?”

“I’m very tired of sitting on a tree branch that does not have enough stability, but other than that, I’m okay,” Spencer said. “And...I might be a little cold.”

“Yeah, no kidding,” Hotch said. He peered up in the dark tree branches; he could just barely make out Spencer’s silhouette. “Well, we’ll get you down. But I may tell Gideon you missed bedchecks.”

“No, Hotch, please, don’t get me in trouble!” Spencer protested. “I’ll be good! I won’t do it again!”

Derek jogged towards them. “Hotch, you found him?” he called. Hotch silently pointed upwards. “Holy shit. What’re you doing up there, pretty boy?”

“Regretting all my life choices that brought me to this point!”

“You’re only ten. How many life choices have you made so far?”

“Enough to regret this! Please get me down!”

Derek grinned, his hands on his hips. “Should we let him sit up there a little longer, let him think about what he’s done?” he asked.

“No, I think he’s suffered enough,” Hotch said. “You climb up and get him, I’ll spot.”

Derek pushed up the sleeves of his sweatshirt. “All right, all right, I’ll get him,” he said.

Hotch crossed his arms and watched as Derek climbed easily up the pattern of branches. “Be careful,” he called.

“Why are you talking to a tree, Hotchner?” Emily asked.

He glanced back at the girls. “I’m not talking to a tree, I’m talking to the child prodigy stuck in a tree,” he said.

Alex sighed heavily. “Oh, lord,” she said. “Spencer? Are you okay?”

“I’ll be better when I’m out of here!”

“Is Emily here?” Derek said. “Can you climb up a little and spot?”

“Yeah, I can!” she said. She pulled herself up, her long legs in her flannel pajama pants still visible but her upper half vanishing into the trees.

“Don’t drop him!” Hotch warned.

“Yeah, please, don’t drop me!”

It was a slow process, but eventually they got Spencer back onto solid ground. His knees buckled the second Derek put him down. “Give me a second, give me a second,” he sighed, pressing his hands over his face. “Oh my god.”

Hotch crouched down beside him. “What have we learned?” he asked.

“I’m never climbing trees again,” Spencer said, slightly muffled. “Never again. The ground was so far away.”

“Not a fan of heights?” Emily teased.

“Any hopes I had of being an astronaut have been officially dashed.”

“You could have gotten seriously hurt, Spencer,” Alex said. “What the hell were you thinking?”

He huddled on the ground, his face still covered. “I was tired of everybody teasing me!” he said. “I thought that maybe...I could practice now, and then in the spring nobody would tease me for not being able to climb trees...and...and it’s extremely childish now that I’m saying it out loud.”

“It is childish,” Hotch said. “Alex is right, you could have gotten hurt. And what if we hadn’t come looking for you? You could have-”

Spencer raised his head, and the tear tracks on his cheeks were shiny in the moonlight. “Can you yell at me tomorrow, please?” he asked.

Hotch softened. “We’ll talk about it tomorrow,” he said. “Not yelling, I promise. But we’re going to have a talk.” Spencer nodded, his lower lip trembling. “And I won’t tell Gideon, as long as you promise to never pull a stunt like this again.”

Spencer nodded again. Hotch held out his hand to help him off ground and he took it, wobbling to his feet. “I promise I’ll never pull a stunt like this again,” he said.

Emily pulled him into a hug. “And I’ll lay off on teasing you, okay? I’m calling a truce,” she said. She frowned and pushed him back to hold him at arm’s length. “You are freezing. Jesus.”

“Hotch, give me your hoodie,” Alex said. He took it off quickly and she slid Spencer’s arms through the sleeves and zipped up the front. The cuffs dangled past his small hands.

“I updated the group chat,” Derek said. “Dave and James were about ready to drive over here and help look.”

Spencer’s lower lip wobbled. Alex hugged him tightly and he wrapped his arms around her waist, hiding his face against her stomach. “Come on, darling, let’s get you back to your room and warmed up,” she said.

“Yeah, Penelope and JJ are making hot chocolate,” Derek said.

“Oh, I’m definitely coming back with you guys,” Emily saiid.

Spencer peeked out from the safety of Alex’s hug. “There’s still marshmallows, right?” he asked.

Hotch playfully tugged his jacket hood over his head. “As long as you didn’t eat all of them,” he said.

Spencer pushed back the hood and grinned. “I might have left a couple,” he said. “You know, I could see the creek from all the way up there.”

“Oh, yeah?” Emily said. She ruffled his hair. “Maybe you’ll try this again later, when you’re a little taller. I bet you’ll be taller than me someday.”

“Not taller than me, though,” Derek said. “Almost, though.”

#criminal minds fanfiction #au: patron saint of lost causes #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #alex blake #derek morgan #🐇#my sweet bunny anon #caitlin writes things

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peachymilkshakes · 3 years

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About High Guardian Spice

So, I have some thoughts after seeing a whole bunch of opinions of people who have seen the show. A lot good, a lot bad. And I figured I'd write down how I feel about it. I haven't watched it though, nor am I planning on watching it. As I refuse giving crunchyroll any money whatsoever.

I've seen a whole bunch of videos on the topic, and I have to say, a lot of them are repeating each other. "It's trash" "It's pandering" blah blah. Yes, I too am not too fond of the whole man hating down with cis mentality. I however have never been trans, so I can't put myself into that headshpace (even though the whole hating thing goes too far for me and I feel like these people need therapy) but with every critisism video of the show the whole arguement gets older and older. They're just repeating each other. The only ones that were honest and had a good well informed opinion were the clownfish people and the Vtuber Natalie with this video right here

I haven't seen the show, but from what I can tell it's a steven universe type show, that uses PNG assets from pexels.com. Though, it's not as terrible as some people make it out to be. It's I guess just a show that's not for me, and thats alright. I wasn't going to watch it anyway.

I'm not saying that people who complain about the show aren't valid. There are a lot of valid reasons to hate the show. Like I mentioned before, a show looking more like a Cartoon Network show shouldn't be on crunchyroll funded by money that people assumed wouldve gone to Japan. That's about my only gripe.

People are allowed to like High Guardian Spice too though. And I see a bunch of people on here who do. Which to that I say, more power to you. And if you havent seen it yet and do have a crunchyroll account, I guess give it a watch at least. It might be for you, it might not be.

I don't think HGS is an anime per sé. HGS fits more in the steven universe, adventure time, She-Ra corner. I do think anime can be defined as animation which it liturally is an abbreviation of, but when we're just going off of feel, its just not an anime at all. Anime is Japanese animation. if we're going by that definition it should either be derived from a japanese work, be animated and produced by a japanese studio, or be heavily inspired by anime to the point people are still debating wether it's anime or not (im looking at you, Avatar)

Crunchyroll shouldve invested in animation studios in Japan, who are already struggling to pay their workers properly. We all know that that industry is fucked. If only Crunchyroll did something about that, even a little bit.. but I digress

People always like to claim that Japanese media isn't queer enough. Even though we're living in a world with shows like Revolutionary Girl Utena for example. So it's kind of pretentious to claim that HGS is the first anime ever to welcome LGBT characters. Especially since there is no subtlety in it at all. It's shoved in your face as far as I can tell. I'd hate to use that sentence but I have to, tbh. I would love to see more representation. I'm queer myself. I'd love to see more demi or fully ace characters out there. There is a way to bring it, though. And HGS is too obnoxious about it as far as i can tell from the scenes that ive watched on youtube.

Okay that's it. I didnt expect it to become a full ass book size rant. I just have thoughts.

TLDR people gotta stop whining.

#high guardian spice #crunchyroll #anime

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mythtiide · 3 years

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I have a lot of /pos ideas abt you based on your art hold on

-Had a DA account or just frequented the site during the scene kid/sparkle wolf era

-Probably enjoy/enjoyed the Certified Tumblr Classic cartoons (She-ra, Steven Universe, etc.) except MAYBE Voltron

-Also a warrior cats animatics enjoyer

-Whenever I see your art I’m like “this would feel spikey.” spikey in a Minecraft quartz way but cooler so I think you would enjoy black/Smokey quartz

- I actually havent had a da account til summer of this year i think! but i did frequent the site often before when i was super into my minecraft rp/ aphmau phase a good 5-7 yrs ago. Though I dont think i ever was around the scene/sparklefur era. (or i just straight up didnt encounter it shdhsjdjss a lot of the time i was looking at Zane fanart)

- Correct! I only really watched SU though -v-“ I knew a friend who was into voltron though who shipped klance im pretty sure, but i dont remember exactly. I had planned to watch shera once but then i just straight up didnt LMAO

- True actually i love those funky battlecats :D I’ve never really read the books though, I sorta just learned everything about the series through maps and amvs. I do wanna read Mapleshade’s Revenge because i think her story is really interesting and I wanna read it for myself

- Ohhh thats really interesting actually :O I’ve never thought about the texture of my art before. Also ty for the smokey quarts im abt to go reserch it as soon as I finish answering this ask *runs off*

#furrever waiting on season 7 of mystreet 😔🤚 /hj #asks

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turtle-ly · 3 years

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Tagged by @wildyfoe :) hehe thank u

Last song you listened to:

Dear Jealousy - MIKA bc i was listening to Promiseland (i knew it from this one she ra amv) then decided to relisten to his other songs as well :) he is one of the artist i can always check out when im bored of current music.

Last movie you watched:

Wolfwalkers! i got curious and watched it 2 days ago. The art are SO beautiful. can’t believe they are all hand drawn :o

Currently reading:

I don’t have much access to books (the novel type) and mainly read catradora fics these days lol, though i’ve been in the Bored Zone recently :( i check ao3 several times a day but refrain from on-going fics until they are complete, and then get intimidated from the big word count 😔

Currently watching:

im not big on binge-watching, lmao i used to have plan watching moominvalley and then steven universe but then i got into she ra, though i might rewatch she ra once the vietsub team i follow finished it lol. the pain of guessing dialogues when i first watched... why is there no engsub version online

Currently working on:

hahaha... so some months ago i got a burst of inspiration and wrote 200 words of a catradora neighbor fic (i may call it the 2ndhand embarrassment au), slowly added it to 300 something, then left it there. it’s been 2 months i guess 😔

Currently playing:

online gaming is not my jam, i prefer offline games and my dragon city islands :) i just hatched my 502th dragon!

Tagging @aphenglandstan , @absolutesimpforcatra and @sad-catra if u havent done this yet and want to, no pressure tho :D

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cattaralol · 4 years

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omg @babytreehugger tagged me in this and i am so honored hrdfrsf- 🥺 I love yuo thank you so much for being so nice

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better or catch up with, then answer these questions.

Three Ships: zu 👏ta👏ra!!,,, percabeth,,, and uhhh,,, taang ! i am only in two fandoms lmfobdjfhbffb

Last Song: ooooh so i always listen to eighties music when i fall asleep because im a psycho so the last song i rememebr hearing was Shake It Up by the Cars, yall should totally give them a listen theyre my FAVE

Last Movie- LMFAOKJDBVKJBKJ IT WAS THE FIRST TRANSFORMERS MOVIE FROM TWO THOUSAND AND FIVE AND IT WAS SO FUCKING BAD DONT WATCH IT OH GOD GFSGFB

Currently Craving: some mother fuckin Sleep. its five am because i have to finish an assignment before school ,,.,. instead i am on Tumblr Dot Com which really defeats the purpose but oh well

Currently Reading: wel the last. time i read physical books was my third reread of heroes of olympus in the quarantine but i am currently reading like, 9726356 zutara fics.,., im like almost done with The Color of the Stars by bluenebulae. its amazing if u havent read it GO READ IT

ok im gonna tag a few people but i only started being active like,,, a week ago LMFAO so i dont have that many people to tag but here goes :)

@a6na @disiaster @obsessedwithcart00ns @atomicpeache @i-guess-the-tables-shifted @asrogyptinc @mariabella-rose

#i love yuo guys #like deadass thank you for actually carng about my content and stuff #i never thought id actually have intenet friends but here we are :))

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soaringsearingphoenix · 5 years

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12, 22, 50?

12 - Favorite flowers

Daffodils will always have a special place in my heard because the poem I Wandered Lonely As A Cloud was one of my favorites as a kid. I also love fragrant ones, like roses or star jasmine. And edible flowers, like nasturtiums, and radish blossoms, and borage.

22 - Fictional crushes

Uh!! I dont know if I have had crushes but Ive had a lot of fictional characters who ive desperately wanted to be my friend. Theres a distinction between characters I like as favorite characters and characters I badly want to hang out with.

In about middle school it was Kate from the Mysterious Benedict Society, who was basically a walking toolkit. Piper from The Girl Who Could Fly, for whom the book is named. Katie, also a titular character, from The Girl With Silver Eyes. Also Jo and only Jo from Little Women.

More recently my reading pace has slowed a bit but there are a few from books, and also podcasts. I love Hera and Dr. Alanna Maxwel from Wolf 359 podcast. Carlos from WTNV. I don’t like GoT but I care a lot about Brienne from Tarth, as she’s characterized in book 2 which is the only one I read, and I havent watched any of the show.

From tv it is Star Trek Data, She Ra Entrapta, and uhhhhhhhh Doc Ock Spiderverse and also Aunt May Spiderverse

Also if the show Hilda had come out when i was like, younger than 12, it would have been all i thought or talked about for months. So retroactively Hilda and her friends go in my childhood list also.

50 - Dream house

Ok so it hasnt changed much since I was like 8, but it’s got a basement, two stories, and roof access so I can put plants up there. The windowsills mostly have planter boxes. There’s a dining room meant for company, and a patio area as well for nice weather days. The yard is otherwise devoted to my garden - raised planter boxes of herbs outside (and inside!) the kitchen, pollinator garden in view of the dining room and living room windows, some food crops beyond that. A handful of herbs are around the patio, like rosemary near the grill ‘cause that’s where I’ll use it. Lemongrass anywhere I plan on hosting, to deter spiders from nesting near my guests.

I maybe keep chickens. I definitely keep bees, to pollinate, and I trade honey to my neighbors. I also have a box for raising mealworms indoors in the kitchen, because they are both a very efficient source of protein and a feed for birds if you keep them.

I have a treehouse in my yard. I always imagined it in a fruit tree but that may not be ideal. Might just take some grafting, I dunno.

I don’t keep sheep or goats but one of my neighbors does, and I let them come over to graze between crop rotations.

There is a room with big afternoon-sun-facing windows. I keep beanbags and cushions in here, and I nap during the day. At night I sometimes have guests over for tea. We sit cross-legged on the floor, listening to the windchimes outside the window we opened to let in the fragrance of the honeysuckle draped around the wall.

Any part of the roof that isn’t green is solar panels

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wokebutsleepy · 5 years

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jasmine; what mythical creature do you wish actually existed?

mermaids

lavender; soundcloud or vinyls?

vinyls

primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read?

i havent read a book in a while :/ ill take recommendations tho!

lunar mist; do you like wearing other people’s shirts/jackets?

not usually because they’re usually too small

bird of paradise; what was the best thing that happened to you this month?

my family went to pick out a puppy

gardenia; what’s a promise you’ve recently made to yourself?

to not get too lazy over the winter

lion’s fairytale; would you rather be the sky, the ocean or the forests?

forests

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

yeah probs

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?

i mean not like in advance but yeah

apricot drift; how do you feel right now?

cold and tired but overall good

everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?

I remember having one where i was shaving my legs at work lol don’t know what that was about

queen’s cup; what are you craving right now?

juice tbh

lavender dream; turn ons/offs?

i like girls with kinda deep/scratchy voices, and maybe unpopular opinion but I don’t like choking during sex

water lilly; when was the last time you cried? why?

uh i think maybe a couple of months ago when my brother got engaged. We were all very happy

lily of the valley; did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

nah, because they never think they did anything wrong

winterberry; do you bite or lick your ice cream?

lol lick. I’m not a mad man

honey perfume; favorite movie ever?

Changes all the time but I really like Catch Me if You Can

desert rose; do you like yourself?

yeah I’m alright overall

snapdragon; have you ever met or seen in person a celebrity?

Me and Gene Simmons shared an understanding nod when an elevator was too full

night owl; how many countries have you visited? I think 7

heliotrope; have you ever been in a castle? Yes and they are built for short people

creams and sky; what’s the craziest/bravest thing you’ve done?

asked a girl out lol

lantana; what’s on your mind right now?

trying to think of christmas gift ideas

pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign?

Taurus

tulip; name 5 facts about yourself.

I’m 5′11″, I’m the youngest in my family, I have 5 tattoos, my eyesight is terrible, I’ve only broken one bone when I was 3

daphne; do you believe in karma? yeah in a real general sense.

queen of the meadow; ever been in love?

no :(

wisteria; whom do you admire and why?

probably my mom because she is very kind and giving

angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

I don’t know, a Little Critter book maybe

remember me; did you make someone laugh today?

yeah!

iris; do you believe in ghosts?

not in the haunting way but maybe some spirit/energy kind

lilac; if you could go back in time which time period would you visit?

probably not too far back. Maybe just like 1970

caramel kisses; would you want to live forever? why/why not?

only if I stopped aging, I’m too curious as to how things are going to turn out/what new things people will discover

primula; what makes you sad?

dumb ‘friends’ on fb falling for troll articles

rain lily; was today typical? why/why not?

not really because I didn’t have to work today so it was different than my normal routine

queen anne’s lace; who do you trust the most?

My sister. She’s maybe the best in my family for keeping my secrets

lady’s slipper; what did you have for breakfast today?

a bagel

forget me not; do you have any regrets looking back in your life?

oh yeah bud, plenty

lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe?

currently? probably the She-ra universe i guess lol

violet; favorite tv show?

the Office

sunflower; share a favorite quote.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. -Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott

snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like?

Sleeping in, followed by a lazy day, and then play some games with friends

tiger lily; do you have any hobbies?

I like drawing a lot

peony; share a small random book passage that means something to you.

I don’t have one

tea rose; what’s something you always wanted to do but were too scared?

Ziplining

honeysuckle; do you usually date people your age or older/younger?

Generally around my age

sweet pea; who means the world to you? why?

My family. They’re just awesome

love in the mist; best books you’ve ever read?

Honestly, ‘The Giver’

foxglove; who is your favorite cartoon character?

Shego from Kim Possible because she was instrumental in my lesbian awakening

magnolia; coffee or tea?

tea. I hate Coffee

crown imperial; would you rather be extremely rich or extremely loved?

realistically, I’d rather be extremely loved

snowflake; are you a dog or a cat person?

dog 100000% although I’m just an animal lover so cats are great too

bell flower; what is your biggest addiction?

fanfiction

cosmos; do you ever think about the galaxy?

of course

moonflower; what’s your favorite color?

Blue

freesia; do you have a good relationship with your parents and siblings? why/why not?

yeah! we’ve only grown closer as we gotten older

sundrop; are you a morning or a night person?

oh definitely a night person. I hate mornings

poppy; have you ever dealt with a mental illness?

yeah

clover; how would your friends describe you?

quiet, funny, kind

dandelion; do you consider yourself and extrovert or an introvert?

oh definitely an introvert

lilly; what’s something you love watching/reading but you are too embarrassed to admit you do?

fanfiction lol

anemone; describe yourself in 3 words.

answered

lotus; best memory as a child?

answered

angelonia; what is your eye and hair color?

My eyes are hazel and my hair is a dark brown

dahlia; do you like crystals?

sure

buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

the distribution of wealth

baby’s breath; what’s your hogwarts house?

I have no idea

calendula; biggest pet peeve?

loud chewers

blanker flower; would you rather go to a cocktail party with your best friends or stay home and read a book/watch a movie with your pet?

probably stay at home

blazing star; share a secret.

I think I’m going to get a lip tattoo next year

carnation; would you rather live longer or happier?

definitely happier

petunia; who’s story is your biggest inspiration in life? why?

maybe my brother? because it took him a little bit to get focused in life and it reassures me that I don’t have to have my shit figured out yet

bluebell; do you wear glasses?

oh hell yeah

nymphea; forest or river?

river running through a forest

orchid; do you like exercise?

hate it. Although I know it’s important I get too bored with it

pansy; do you like poetry?

answered

morning glory; any special talent that you have?

I can solve a rubiks cube in under 3 mins

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feycreature · 5 years

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Every other multiple of 2 as well as all prime numbers.

u are. mother fucker.

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

coffee mugs. i have so many.

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

lollipops but i dont eat sweets much to begin with

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

bubblegum

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i prefer to not drink soda

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

somewhere between goth and grunge side note what the fuck is boho

7. earbuds or headphones?

headphones

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

FLOOR HOCKEY. my sophomore year we cut our hockey unit short by a week because the Str8 Boys got mad that they didnt understand hockey and my team kicked ass

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

lunch.

13. lanyard or key ring?

i dont have keys.

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

this is hard bc i dont eat sweets and i dont like chocolate much to begin with. im gonna go with starbursts

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

doc martens but theyre hiking boots

18. ideal weather?

60 degrees, sunny, not windy, maybe a little rainy.

19. sleeping position?

side, mostly

22. role model?

i try to live a life that would make taliesin jaffe proud

23. strange habits?

oh there are so many but the only one that comes to mind is blowing into cups when i take them out of the cupboard

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

oh fuck i love swimming. but i havent swam in years. and probably wont get to until i get top surgery. so im gonna go with jet skiing because i can actually Do that

29. best way to bond with you?

i was gonna say share music with me but. the real answer is play dnd with me i am not joking

30. places that you find sacred?

other peoples’ homes. thats not my place to Be thats not my place to interfere with i Hate being in other peoples homes. our last two store meetings have been at my managers’ houses and i HATE knowing where my managers live and i HATE that ive been in their houses and sat on their furniture and eaten their food that is Their Space im not their friend i do not belong there

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

any t shirt, ripped black jeans, tall docs with too many buckles, black denim jacket i turned into a vest with safety pins along the shoulders, an assortment of spiky accessories, probably eyeliner

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

my dad forces the o’reily’s jingle into my brain on a daily basis

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

duffel bag

38. lemonade or tea?

arnold palmer babey

41. last person you texted?

u, dork. altho if we’re talking actual phone number texting, then my mom

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

it depends what it is. if its something im definitely using and will be annoyed for sure if i leave in my jacket like my phone or wallet it goes in my pants pockets, if its something im temporarily holding or wont use any time soon like pens/my inhaler/pads/change it goes in my jacket

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

comfort and my actual wardrobe says jean jacket, but my heart and aesthetic say bomber jacket

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

sweatshirt and underwear.

47. favorite type of cheese?

gouda i think

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

learning that one of my coworkers had a crush on one of the clowns from barnum and baileys and stands by it followed immediately by another coworker chiming in with “okay but teenage simba was HOT”

53. what is the current state of your hands?

cold and scabby (my tattoo is still healing)

54. what did you learn from your first job?

dont work in a warehouse. just dont.

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

i can draw, i can sing in front of people, id like to think im a good dm, and im apparently good enough at navigating customer service that in my year and a half at starbucks only ONE customer has ever complained about me and it was over something i said that she misheard

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

i was going to say “based on what i say the most itd be okie dokie” but thats a lie by that logic it would actually be “hi! what can we get started for you?”

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

“If I could pull the blood of you from my veins, I would.” -vex, critical role

62. seven characters you relate to?

OOH OKAY THIS WAS A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT ITD BE

weiss schnee (rwby)

rabbit (steam powered giraffe)

wolf (kippo and the age of wonderbeasts)

scorpia (she-ra)

aubrey little (the adventure zone)

beauregard (critical role)

ruby rose (also rwby)

66. favorite flower(s)?

lillies!

67. good luck charms?

a collection of randomly found foreign change in my jacket pocket, a pretty d10 that was accidentally included in one of my dice orders in my Other jacket pocket

70. left or right handed?

so. im right handed. but im naturally left handed. my granny was one of those people who thinks left handed people are the devil so she forced me to use my right hand, so i default to using my left hand but its absolutely useless

71. least favorite pattern?

FUCK PAISLEY.

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

i know that this Means like mint chocolate or pineapple on pizza or something but. toffee nut and peppermint starb syrups. nobody believes me that its good except the supervisor that got me to try it. its good i swear.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

about a 6 unless its a prescription. if i can stand im gonna suck it up

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

im rly paranoid about foodborne illness so i Have to go with gas station coffee even tho im a little bit of a coffee snob

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

jokes on u i dont have either!

82. pc or console?

pc is this even a question

83. writing or drawing?

drawing

86. cookies or cupcakes?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

buster.

90. luckiest mistake?

the other day i made a drink wrong and more complicated that it needed to be and the moment i realized my mistake someone came through the drive thru and ordered the EXACT drink i had just made by mistake

94. favorite season?

fall, hands down

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

exactly one and its mine

98. favorite historical era?

romantic.

#nick speaks #motherfucker.#pull-like-hematite

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Female 26 years old ATLANTA, Georgia United States

Last Login: 4/13/2008

I love models and everything to do with the glamour industry. I am seriously into photography. I love to dance and I am currently learning to sing. I am crazy in love with my American Pitt Bull Terrier "Layla" and I love spending time with her playing freesbee with her and my loving fiance Django. I love fast cars preferrably American Muscle. My favorite would be a Trans Am. Long live Cassondra

Music I love all types of music, but my favorite is Classic Rock including the Grateful Dead, Bob Dylan, Doors, Def Lepard, AC/DC, Primus, Nine Inch Nail all kinds of artists. I love dancing to hip-hop, but I really don’t have any favorites.

Movies I love chic flicks and cartoons. I’ve never really been a fan of horror flicks. My favs include Notebook, Ratatouille, Sweet Home Alabama, Youve Got Mail…you get where this is going.

Television I love reality shows. I was on the Coyote Ugly Reality Show but I hated it. My favorites shows include Pussycat dolls, ANTM, Ghost Hunters, Dirty Jobs, Rock of Love, Make me a Supermodel….well all of them except American Idol…hate that shit!!

Books I dont read anything but war books and Cosmopolitian magazine. Oh yea and the Bible of course. Heroes All of our American Military men and women especially those close to me….Andrew Goldman, Jason Edmondson, Chris Willis, and my sweet uncle Kurt. Love and appreciate you guys. If you have a friend or relative serving I send me their name and I will post it here to show my appreciation.

The Kelly M. Bentley ‘s Details

Status: In a Relationship Here for: Networking, Friends Orientation: Straight Hometown: Alabama Body type: Slim / Slender Ethnicity: White / Caucasian Zodiac Sign: Libra Smoke / Drink: No / No Education: College graduate Occupation: Model

The Kelly M. Bentley ‘s Schools Southern Union State Community College Wadley, AL Graduated: 2002 Student status: Alumni Degree: Associate’s Degree Major: Computer Science

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The Kelly M. Bentley ‘s Companies NOPI Motorsports Atlanta, Georgia US Nopi Chic Model

Construction Cuties Atlanta, Georgia US

M Bentley Productions Atlanta, Georgia US

The Kelly M. Bentley is Taking Over the F*cking World!

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Rob Sims and Kelly Bentley 2008 (view more)

RIDE FOR LIFE…..Relay For Life Charity Event (view more)

Coyote Ugly Episode 5…Thank God its Over! (view more)

National Glamour Showcase Florida (view more)

Coyote Ugly Episode 4 (view more)

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The Kelly M. Bentley ‘s Blurbs About me: Its hard to describe myself because I am constantly changing. So to start, above all else, I am a bad ass bartender. I bartend at OPERA Nightclub here in Atlanta, Geogia. Its the biggest and hottest club in Atlanta. I also bartend at the Irish Bred Carrollton where I can fulfill my bar dancing passion to AC/DC, Buckcherry (Crazy biotch!), and Def Lepard. I love serving up cocktails with a little sassy shake some come by either place and check me out!!

Second, I am a model and one of the hottest female entrepreneurs on this planet. In modeling, I specialize in glamour, fitness, and promotional modeling. I always have something going on somewhere. I’m partnering up with NOPI as a NOPI CHIC for 2008. I love doing charity work so keep updated on my events and help us out. As an entrepreneur, I own half of a calendar production company with JM Polsfuss that is responsible for the hottest calendar coming out in 2009 Construction Cuties. Watch for it!! I also just teamed up with get this…yes…The Rob Sims….which we will have my website launched by the end of Spring to help heat up the summer for you. Also watch for all the magazine covers, layouts, spreads, etc. coming soon…I told you guys I’ll be taking over the WORLD!! Lastly, I am a regular girl that had a dream and am still forcing it to come true come hell or high water. I’m from a small town, but I’m working hard to fulfill my big city dreams as well as those of other girls who want to be models with MODELICIOUS. So if you want to try modeling, don’t listen to people when they tell you that you cant do it, they said I couldn’t, and I look at me…so don’t listen, contact me and lets see what we can do. I DONT DO ANYTHING FOR FREE….so don’t ask. I have a small network of professional models I use and promote because they have become friends. Don’t ask for my contacts, because I work hard in promoting and networking myself so why should I just hand over my hard work to you. If you want my network, you pay for my network.

THINGS YOU WOULDN’T GUESS ABOUT ME: No one would ever guess that I used to be in the Army National Guard. I used to be on Active Reserve as the RA for SFC Robert Cornett. I got out in 2005. I also used to wiegh 170 lbs. I gained a huge amount of weight when I quit drinking and smoking. Yea a lot of you thought it would never happen. I quit cold turkey and the turkey went to my ass. I lost 50 lbs. on the Subway diet. I was recently on the Coyote Ugly Reality Show on CMT and hated every minute. I also have a degree in Political Science and Computer Science with a minor in Military Science. Just some cool quirks about me. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey Name: Kelly M Bentley Birthday: October 7th Birthplace: Anniston, Alabama Current Location: Atlanta, Georgia Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Blonde/Brunette..hell I don’t know Height: 5’5" if I’d stand up straight Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Irish/German &..39;The Shoes You Wore Today:’ My beloved flip flops Your Weakness: Your Fears: airplanes, elevators, and scurrying vermon Your Perfect Pizza: cheese/pepperoni without any sauce Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Be at 8% Body Fat by the end of the year Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I dont even know how to set that shit up… Thoughts First Waking Up: What in the hell are the Backyardigans? Your Best Physical Feature: My big ghetto booty Your Bedtime: When ever my mind decides to quit thinking Your Most Missed Memory: No clue..too much memory lost Pepsi or Coke: Caffeine free coke MacDonalds or Burger King: both are some nasty shit…I dont put it in my body! Single or Group Dates: Cant remember my last date… Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don’t drink any tea Chocolate or Vanilla: Just hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine free Coffee Do you Smoke: hell no Do you Swear: I swear I cuss too much Do you Sing: Did you catch my show? Think I’ll stick to the shower. Do you Shower Daily: more than once Have you Been in Love: Only twice for sure Do you want to go to College: Been there done that Do you want to get Married: Umm….when I’m too old to know better Do you belive in yourself: more than anyother person besides Roy Do you get Motion Sickness: Do you think you are Attractive: No but others tend to disagree Are you a Health Freak: Absolutely Do you get along with your Parents: depends on the day of the week Do you like Thunderstorms: love them Do you play an Instrument: In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: don’t drink alcohol In the past month have you Smoked: I quit when I was 20 In the past month have you been on Drugs: hell no drugs are for weak people In the past month have you gone on a Date: I havent gone on a date in the past few years In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No..I hate the mall..I’m in need of another personal shopper In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yea right…my trainer would shoot me In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don’t eat fish In the past month have you been on Stage: too many times In the past month have you been Dumped: No In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No but someone stole two of my damned portfolios Ever been Drunk: Plastered on many occassions Ever been called a Tease: What girl hasnt Ever been Beaten up: No but I got launched off some steps one time Ever Shoplifted: no I only steal hearts How do you want to Die: at 200mph on the Autobahn What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I’m doing it but not grown up yet What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Any that don’t lie Favourite Hair Color: any that I can run my fingers through Short or Long Hair: either Height: all heights Weight: weight doesn’t matter Best Clothing Style: clothes dont make the man Number of Drugs I have taken: Don’t do drugs Number of CDs I own: not too many Number of Piercings: ears and belly button Number of Tattoos: 1 Number of things in my Past I Regret: only 1…if you know me you know what it is

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Who I’d like to meet: TO ALL MODELS AND PHOTOGRAPHERS: Now that I am partnered up with Robs Sims who is the most published photographer on the planet also owner of FitBeauties and FitModels International Magazines, photographer for Oxygen, MuscleMag, InStyle, American Curves, Maxim, FHM, Mens Health…okay I’m tired already. Too many to list. Google him for the rest…lol. Rob and I will be offering photoshoots to ambitious models with the guarantee to be published. Yes there is a catch. 1)like I said I don’t do anything for FREE 2) Neither does he 3) you have to be approved by me first. Sorry ladies…I have to be picky. Feel free to submit to me for shoots with Rob. I will be honest and give you feedback. WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT CAN GUARANTEE YOU PUBLICATION IN MAJOR MAGAZINES.

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hi! do you have any recommendations of things to watch or read? ive read and watched good omens and lucifer and ive read sandman and watched lot and i liked them all and bc you also like them i thought you might have more stuff to recommend! ty in advance fkdk and i hope you have an amazing day/night!!!

HECK YEAH. idk what else you’ve seen so i’ll just rec everything

tv shows:

- doctor who is and always will be my comfort show tbh. it’s so optimistic and kind and i love it so dearly, it means so much to me

- constantine nbc (theres only one season and it was cancelled but it’s GREAT)

- legends of tomorrow (extremely goofy. doesn’t take itself seriously except when it does. time travel, with magic, and john constantine comes up in s3 and is a main char in s4. INCREDIBLY gay. like oh my god i’ve never seen a sci fi fantasy show this gay it makes me so happy)

- agents of shield (phil coulson is babey and fitzsimmons is the purest thing on the planet)

- stranger things (kids on bikes!!! scary)

- dark matter (sci fi and UNDERRATED!)

- i still love firefly tbh

my watchlist right now is

- black lightning (just started, it’s Gud)- i watched a season of el internado (spanish show that’s very cheesy but it’s a dramatic high school teen show. it’s not exactly Good but it’s fun!)- oh i also need to watch s2 of the OA fhjkdhf (s1 is very good!!! lots of scary topics but it’s fascinating)- i’ve also just started the flash- i’m going to watch sabrina soon bc there’s apparently a lucifer in it

i also have in fact watched supernatural and honestly i love cas and gabriel and sam and dean and crowley. it has exactly the problems people say it does, but also it is entertaining and i swear they have got to use spray bottles for the blood sometimes which is HILARIOUS.

more of a reality show:

- buzzfeed unsolved (i Really like the supernatural seasons! it’s a little spooky but also the fact that shane, in a dark room alone, doesn’t think it’s spooky at All makes it hilarious. i’m a shaniac but i’m scared fhjdkfhkdj)

- adam ruins everything

animated tv shows:

- she ra (incredibly gay energies)

- the dragon prince (i just finished and I LOVE IT!!!!!!!)

- avatar the last airbender (it’s excellent. pls. everything about it is good)

- aggretsuko (fun !! also very relatable)

- the devil is a part-timer (one of the only animes i’ve seen. kinda Straight TM with the whole boobage but it’s also funny and WINGS)

- devilman crybaby (i havent seen the old one yet. very nsfw. but GOD i got so so close to crying)

- carmen sandiego (spy romp!!! with educational geography tidbits!!! i love the art too it’s really good)

- disenchantment (matt groening humour if you’re good w that, there’s a demon named luci)

- futurama (matt groening humour but i’m STILL emotional over it. i still love the interdimensional polyamorous pansexual nonbinary space being yivo who uses neopronouns. babey)

movies:

- the lego movie (especially the second one)

- the lego movie batman (aka Gay)

- road to el dorado (PEAK good omens energies it’s still my favorite ok)

- thor ragnarok

- into the spiderverse

- emperor’s new groove

- men in black (all of them) are just so good okay

- hellboy (it’s guillermo del toro. it’s fun)

books:

- the stainless steel rat (about a sci fi criminal who is a goofy sarcastic lad. 100% RECOMMEND HIGHLY PLEAS E READ)

- the martian (it’s SO MUCH FUNNIER than the movie is tbh..it’s ICONIC. sciency humor)

- mort (my favorite discworld book so far. death gets a job as a cook)

- the screwtape letters (about a demon and his annoyed uncle/mentor)

- much ado about nothing (listen it’s REally fun. or watch the tennant version)

rn i’m reading snow crash and it’s super fun, the main character is named Hiro Protagonist hfkjdshjfd.

comics:

- loki: agent of asgard (illustrated by the guy who did lucifer 2016! fun!!! loki being a sweetheart)

- the prince and the dressmaker (ADORABLE!!! gnc prince(ss))

- the dreaming (”why do you like the corinthian” *gestures at this comic while aggressively retconning part of it*)

- any of the sandman extras, especially overture and the death stories

- hellblazer (i only got up to issue 75 but it’s pretty good!! constantine..my boy)

- the wicked and the divine (i’m only on #19 but. aaaa? it’s surprisingly bloody, but also, it had a fem!lucifer in it that absolutely killed me with gay)

- xkcd (webcomic. witty and sciency)

i’m also going to read Murder Mysteries the graphic novel by neil gaiman as soon as it comes!!! i’m excited

#Anonymous #my posts #asks #answers #:DDD #hope u like them!#the first few in each list are like my Favorites so

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