#GONNA GO SEE IT AGAIN TODAY🥰😋

[natailiatulls07]

The golden trio Pt 3

Lando Norris x female!reader

Carlos Sainz x female!reader

Max Verstappen & Female!reader & Charles Leclerc

Summary - Being bestfriends with two famous formula one drivers is never easy, but what will happen when you get involved with yet another formula one driver??

Warning - a little amount of hate and talks of sex (a quick comment)

A/n - I will most likely post of either Wednesdays or weekends, it’s just those are the days where my schedule is more freed up 🤍

The golden trio

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f1gossip

Spotted: Y/n L/n last night, she was with Lando Norris and they looked like they were doing some food shopping. How is everyone feeling after seeing Charles and Max’s posts earlier today?

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username Personally I feel bad, I mean Charles and Max wouldn’t post and say those things if it was lie

username I mean maybe we were wrong. Tbh I’m annoyed at myself for assuming those things 😔

username Come on guys, she obviously manipulating them!

= username I highly doubt that, they’re very smart men and wouldn’t let that happen

= username Plus she hasn’t been back to their apartment since the other night sooo 🤨

yourusername posted to her close friend’s story

Gossip Groupchat (White: Reader) (Red: Charles) (Blue: Max)

Hey

Hey Bee, how are you??

I’m good, Lando showed me your posts on instagram. You know you didn’t have to

But we had to Bee and we wanted to. They were horrible to you, you’re our best friend, our sunshine. You obviously do not deserve it

Yeah ofc, we’d be the worst people ever if we let them carry on

You know I’m not angry at you guys, never was, I think just after what happened I needed to give us a little of space

We know Bee, we’d be same. I’m just glad you bumped into Lando and he let you stay at his place for a few day

About that…don’t get annoyed please

Why would we get annoyed?? 🤨

Um well

Me and Lando slept together

Ok…right well I know that I’m not annoyed about that, was it meaningless or what??

Yeah, I agree with Charlie. I just don’t want to see you getting hurt by him…

We were both drunk and um we woke up the next morning. I remember doing it but he said that doesn’t remember so I think it was more or less meaningless

That’s alright, it’s okay that it ended up that way, don’t worry

Okay…I’m probably gonna to head back to the apartment later today once I finish some work so I’ll see you guys later 🤍

See you later Bee 💙

Bye Bee ❤️

f1gossip

Spotted: Outside her apartment building, Y/n L/n and Lando Norris was caught sharing an intimate moment together. Is there something going on?? Or is it just friends being friends??

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username Wait, why can I actually see this being a thing??

username Ngl I ship it 😋

username I wanna know how Max and Charles feels about this duo 😯

username So is she moving back into the apartment??

= username Where was she staying over the past few days??

= username A lot of people were saying that she was staying with Lando because he was non stop posting her and seen with her

= username That makes sense ngl

yourusername posted to her story

Twitter

username Wait, why do I love the fact that Y/n outs Charles and Max on her story?!? 🥹

username Ikr, she proper calls them out on everything!! It’s amazing 😍

username I was stalking her instagram earlier and some of the older posts are just amazing 🥰

lizziemackintosh

New going purple episode!! We have the gorgeous Y/n L/n in, we talk online hate, friends, relationships and anything in between. Thank you so much babes, I loved just hanging out with you!!

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username She looks stunning 😍

username I’m excited to see these two together

yourusername Loved hanging out with you, need to do it again soon 🤭

= lizziemackintosh OFC

username This is my joker.

username One queen hanging out with another queen, I love it 🥹

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Tag list: @eviethetheatrefreak @janeholt3 @raizelchrysanderoctavius @namelesssav

[jakevwebber]

can you write hamzah just casually mentioning his gf in videos/on the pod ☺️🥰😋😜🤭😎😻

accidents happen sometimes - hamzahthefantastic / fluff

2:20pm

today hamzah and me were goin to martin and mandy’s place , originally was just hamzah but mandy wanted me to come help her clear her closet out so i obviously accepted.

it’s finally autumn so my autumn outfits are ready to be worn , i’m wearing black knee boots tights a black mini skirt with a red long sleeve button up top and a black bomber jacket .

hamzah was wearing black baggy jeans a red hoodie and a black coat with adidas sambas same as me , we didn’t mean to match but it just happened.

at the moment we’ve just come out about our relationship so i’m still getting the odd few horrible messages but mostly people saying they love me already and they ‘guessed it’

i grabbed our car keys from the table and get into our car it takes around 15 minutes to get there so it was no rush.

we just arrived and hamzah started getting excited to see martin like extremely excited.

martin opened the door hugging hamzah and jumping on the spot spinning , i took a video of them and then i pushed them so could get to see my girl mandy .

i said bye to the boys and said enjoy and walked into there bedroom and sat down with mandy beginning to help get rid of clothes.

hamzah pov -

me and martin sat down and began recording our youtube video , today we’re filing us playing episode because it’s a very popular choice of game.

“hey slushies “ martin says making a stupid face and i side eye him laughing

“ok today we’re playing episode because you love it as much as we do”

we get onto the game and began thinking of a name for the girl we’re playing as

“what about chloe , lily , emma , y-“

martin looks at me smiling and laughing

“didn’t mean to say her name oops oh well who cares !”

martin laughed again me too

“erm i cant think what about ds-“ he says

“dsstiny” we both start laughing very loudly

“okay perfect everybody welcome dsstiny”

time skip to 6:42pm

“is y/n still here?” i ask martin

“obviously she is”

“wait i wanna check”

i get out of my seat and go into their bedroom to check she’s still here

i see her laid on their bed and mandy on the floor folding clothes

“having fun ?” i ask both of them

“oh the most fun baby” y/n rolled over smiling at me

“yeo so much fun hamzah , when are you gonna be done ?”

“ like ten minutes mandy”

she put the thumbs up and i closed the door saying bye to them and sitting back down next to martin

“i told you”

i turn my head and smiled at him carrying on playing.

another time skip to when there back at home.

7:58pm

“how was filming?”

“it’s was okay i brought you up a couple times by mistake”

“you scared of people thinking stuff ?”

“yeah i know eveyone knows now but people can still be mean “

“i don’t care i love you and accidents happen even if you did bring me up it’s cute that you always think of me “ she moves to layed down next to me leaning her head on my chest kissing my cheek.

“ i love you too” i wrap my arm around her closing my eyes.

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i think this was the quickest i’ve ever wrote something lol hope you guys like it! send more requests pls the more you send the more posts there is !

[whateverisbeautiful]

♥️ Ranking Richonne

#25: A Few More Days (S7E12)

Say Yes is just rich with Richonne goodness at every turn, beginning early with the opening moments of the ep as well as in their final moments in the ep, which are tied here on my list. Both scenes highlight how much Rick and Michonne value the days they have with each other. And to kick off this love letter episode, I love that we get a moment of Rick and Michonne proving yet again that them + vehicles = gold...

So after a perfect and steamy montage establishing they’ve been having the time of their lives on this run and a sweet conversation about why they’re smiling, we see them in the van eating saviors' pretzels. And I’ve always loved the inclusion of pretzels in this scene for the symbolism in contrast to Dwight and Sherry. It’s a subtle way to indicate that Rick and Michonne are the couple who are going to stay together through thick and thin. 

I like Michonne saying they have "good taste in pretzels" like it’s the singular good quality about the Saviors lol. And then I love Rick saying "and batteries" as one of the first ways slick Rick will indicate he wants to stay out longer. And I get his logic - with the walkie working they can stay aware of what’s going on back home while still enjoying this wonderful honeymoon. I was fully on board with Rick’s thinking lol.

Watching it back, I love the ever-so-subtle groan Rick gives when Michonne says they’re gonna need to get back. He is not ready to leave this blissful state he’s in with her and I’m beyond here for it.

Also, I swear if watching all these Richonne scenes back was a try-not-to-smile challenge I would lose horrendously. I can’t not smile. It’s just all so precious every time they’re together, and this is genuinely me during the entirety of their every scene lol...

And then I just adore the way Michonne notices Rick’s quiet reaction and says his name. She knows her husband, y’all. She knows his silence means he doesn’t want to go home yet.

Rick says “a day and a half more, today and tomorrow.” And truly so much of what I love about this scene and Say Yes in general is that it’s one of the very rare moments where Rick gets to voice something he really wants personally. This isn’t about wanting to keep finding guns. He’s having the time of his life with the love of his life, and he wants to enjoy this as long as he can. 

Michonne says they can come back again because, trust, she wants this alone time with Rick too, she just wants to eliminate the Negan threat so their next trip doesn’t have that cloud over it.

I love the way Rick says “just a little more” and looks over at her with his subtle eyebrow raised. He’s the most refreshed he’s looked all season and so happy and in love, and it’s great to see. 

Michonne reassuringly says, “We’re okay. We don’t have to find them right now,” and I like how this is where Rick just outright confirms that extending this run is not about finding guns. It’s about what he will later reveal to be what he wants most - “the two of us” - cuz then he lightheartedly responds “yeah I know” lol.

(Side note: I'm just thinking about how before this love letter 7.12 ep there was the iconic 3.12 Clear ep. And 3.12 also began with the two in the car - however back then Michonne was driving in silence and Rick was thinking they’ll part ways after the Governor fight. How far we’ve come with them that now in 7.12 Rick and Michonne are in this car fully in love on a honeymoon run and wanting all the time in the world with each other. 🥰🙌🏾)

Rick says, “Just a little more okay?” while just eating some pretzels all content. And the delivery of the 'okay?' at the end is so freaking cute.  😋 Andy is so good at playing all shades of Rick, especially a Rick in love. 

And then there’s this little silent moment where Rick looks down and then looks over at her with a look that says he knows Michonne wants this time too and that they want to be out here for more than just business reasons.

I love that Rick is always so good at making sure he gives the two of them time together to just put plans and agendas aside and enjoy being with each other. This is different than s1 Rick who was always on the go. He knows how valuable what he has with Michonne is and he cherishes every moment he has with her. Man of the year every year, ijs.

And then Danai “Always Perfectly Delivers The Line, Even If It's Just One Word” Gurira says "okay" in a way that just communicates so much. The way Michonne looks at him with so much care in this moment before softly saying okay. She knows that while Rick is seeming casual rn, this is also something he really wants and even needs more than he’s letting on, which he’ll reveal when he shares how much has been weighing on him later in the ep. And I think in this moment she knows she really needs this time with the love of her life too. 

Also it’s sweet how all Rick had to say was just “a little more, okay?” and Michonne was in full agreement. They both can so effortlessly get the other on board with them. 😋 So she says this heartfelt okay and then Rick is just in his glowy happy era responding with such a pleased “okay” while looking at her so clearly in love.

The way they look at each other and smile with a little laugh upon agreeing to keep this honeymoon going is just perfection. 😍 I love that they both know they are going to stay out here not just as leaders and fighters but as lovers too, as they happily agree to bask in their Richonne bubble a bit longer.

This joy and alone time is what they deserve, and I love how this scene sets the tone for the rest of their honeymoon ep. It let you know that Rick and Michonne's love and desire for each other was going to be central, and I'm forever here for it.

And then I gotta attach another “few more days” moment at the end of the ep to this ranking because it really does connect. 👌🏽

It’s at the end of Say Yes when Michonne approaches Rick after his irritating encounter with Jadis. Rick and Michonne both really do look so visibly rejuvenated from their honeymoon run. I was looking at both of them in this scene like...

And I love that seeing her man is upset, Michonne knows just how to uplift him.

The scene starts with Rick clearly frustrated after Jadis changed the deal and tried to demand the cat sculpture back. When that trash lady told Rick she wanted the cat back I was like...

Because see Rick is in the business of gifting Michonne, so Jadis and the junkyard had another thing coming if they thought he was giving his wife's cat sculpture back lol. He even retools the deal to let Jadis know she tried it, and then he has this lone moment looking annoyed just before Michonne approaches. And just the way she looks at him when she slowly enters the scene is already so sweet. 🥹

I love how she says, "You get a few more days before what happens next." Which as we know from their previous heart-to-heart means before the fight. 

Let me tell you, this is a husband and wife. Like officially-married-after-that-7.12-proposal husband and wife. You just feel the spouse vibes radiating off them in this scene, and I’m here for it. 

I love that when Michonne lovingly says this, it’s her knowing how much a 'few more days' is something Rick really wanted/still wants and something she now deeply understands the value of too. And sis always be knowing the perfect thing to say cuz Rick's mood is instantly boosted as he turns to face her, elated at the idea of a few more days spent like how they just spent it. 😊

And part of what was so special about Rick wanting to extend their trip throughout this ep is that it was truly just the two of them on that honeymoon run - it wasn't like real-world honeymoons where you're at least around other hotel guests or beachgoers or whatever - but Rick was like, 'even when you’re the literal only person I’m around for days, I still want more of that.' #DirectQuoteFromHisMind 🥰

It’s cute how Rick perks up as he asks, “A few more days?” I love how Michonne can always improve his mood and capture his full attention. I also love how close they’re standing to each other in this scene and the lighting — you know we love a well-lit Richonne scene. It’s great. 👏🏽

And that Richonne bubble has a strong magnetic field because it seems they just can’t help but be as close as possible when talking to each other here. Truly, at this moment, they feel like it's just the two of them around - but nope, they out here giving big 😍-energy publicly on some strangers' turf. I love it. 🙌🏾

Michonne has such a beautiful glow when she calmly and confidently assures Rick, “that’s right, we’ll find more, we’ll figure it out soon…in a few more days.” 🗣 She's a wife. And scenes like this show that loud and clear.

Also, what Rick and Michonne mean to each other is always so gorgeously depicted, even in just a look. my goodness. #blessed.

As a moot beautifully stated, Rick drinks her in whenever she's in front of him, and he does so here as he nods and takes her hand. I love that she can so instantly improve his mood and how we just watched them spend all this alone time together all episode, only for them to end the ep excited about the prospect of more time together.

And then the scene ends with them walking away hand in hand because one thing Richonne always finna do is hold hands, and I'm here for it. 🤗

This was a beautiful way to open and close the Richonne love letter ep. And so these two connected moments - starting with Rick wanting a few more days and ending with the two of them also really grateful for a few more days - were wonderful and had to get some recognition on this list. 😌

[brattybottombunny]

☺️ yess I had brunch with my besties instead of heading to the parade today definitely had too much to drink so im omw to get some gatorade😵‍💫

It is a pretty interesting combination 🤭

I agree w/you! I've been thoroughly enjoying our conversation

Thank you, querida 😊

That's good! Glad you got some good rest, that's always important for mental health! 🫣

You should check it out, im loving it so far, then again I'm a huge fútbol fan so that helps a lot. But the story line is pretty good so far! 🫣 thank you for making me blush now lol

Yeah, tho I'm gonna be really honest, as much as I would looove more fall days? The gardener in me secretly loves those extra couple days, it means I get more tomatoes for my pasta sauces for the year 🙈

I'm glad! Today's sesh consists of some pineapple Mango tonic bc I don't feel like going to the dispensary today 🤣

I hope you're enjoying your day off! How is your back feeling, need a massage, muñeca?

Oh no! Of course you then probably have to go reheat your food, right? I'm even more glad that you were able to eat without the rush!

Ma chere 🥰 it's 😠sooo😩😩 cute 😚-🐁

Ps. Your post that made the rounds this morning? 👨‍🍳💋 spellbinding 🫠 gonna go jump in the lake to cool off

oh i hope you’re starting to feel a little better! 🥺 but brunch sounds like a great way to spend pride 🥰

very interesting 😇😋

yeah? good 🙈

yeah, that’s a good point 🙈

oh i don’t think i even knew it was about fútbol…to be fair im not sure i had any idea what it was about but i kept seeing it all over the place and it looks interesting 😅 it’s only fair 😈😇

yeah, that makes sense! you make your own pasta sauce? 😮 i guess i shouldn’t be surprised but that’s so cool!!

oh nice! i just went to the dispensary the other day to get a new vape battery bc mine was all clogged and fucked 😅 i can’t remember what the cart is in my vape, but for flower i’ve been smoking orange kush cake and it’s very nice 😋

i am! just got out of the shower ☺️ it’s better today, but honestly my back always hurts so im not one to turn down a massage 😋

sometimes, i keep it in a tupperware so i just close the lid most of the time and try to keep the heat in 😅

it’s not tho!! 🙈

ps. im glad you liked it 😇🙈

[luckydragon10]

Ahhhhh Hello Nemi 🥰 you've updated Last Loves

And first - welcome to the club of writers that chose treats instead of tricks this October (treats being new fics/chapters and tricks well we'll see when October ends 😇) 💞

Second - it was short but exactly what I needed today, very sweet but also with the right amount of little angst along the way

Loved, loved, loved jealous Kinn, give me more of that shit, I'll snort it like cocaine, like yeah, but Bom doesn't stand a chance where Porsche is concerned (who does) and I loved how Tay just kind of made this excuse of "not having time" (time lmao)

Tay growing to be a confident person outside of Time was precisely what I needed

AND OMG CARE MY BABY like once again can I state just how much I love her??

Oh and the two lesbian owners were just a nice touch, would love to see more of them and the found family atmosphere that the Fated Fusion curated

Ah also Tay sending a cute selfie to Kinn and Porsche - what I would give to see their reaction (I'm sure they had very hot and steamy sex about it later 😋) - was a very cute touch and just cemented my believe that I really want to be friends with him

The last thing

"Loving Time had never been an issue, but it had always been the problem."

NEMI WHAT THE FUCK, THIS LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING, I READ IT AND THEN REREAD IT AND THEN I SCREAMED, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S JUST HITS RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD

so that's it

I hope you have a good day/night 💞

Oof! I was delayed by RL stuff, but I have let this sit in my Ask box and savored the knowledge that it would be there when I had time to really pounce on it properly! Thank you, dom!

Link to fic in question for convenience: Last Loves

In terms of chapter length, Chapter 2 was the only short one. 😅 This weekend, when Chapter 3 comes out, you're gonna be looking at an 11k+ monster. Look, a lot of things need to happen! 🤣

Kinn is about 40% jealous, 60% anxious as fuck. He wants to lock down Tay right this fucking second, he wants Tay HIS months ago, but Porsche is a bit (read: a lot) more empathetic toward Tay's need for recovery and freedom. Meanwhile, Kinn logically understands that Tay needs a period of adjustment, but the idea of someone else moving in before he can? That shit rankles. 🤣 Poor Kinn.

CARE! :D I'm so glad you and others are showing love for Care. I was a little nervous about her, to be honest. Gotta find a good balance with OCs, don't want to turn them into sock puppets and don't want them to take too much focus.

Similar with Nuru and Lamai, really. I wanted them to feel human, and give the flavor of Tay building his new life, but I also didn't want to pull away from the main story thread. BUT, if you will, please imagine that Tay has practically become an adopted son to them, which is sometimes really fucking confusing for all of them considering he's their investor.

"Loving Time had never been an issue, but it had always been the problem." NEMI WHAT THE FUCK, THIS LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING, I READ IT AND THEN REREAD IT AND THEN I SCREAMED, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S JUST HITS RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD

THANK YOU for calling out that line! It's absolutely one of my favorites in the fic.

It was never hard for Tay to love Time. But nurturing that love in the face of all the difficulties, well, it certainly became a problem, and Tay sacrificed a bit too much of himself along the way. 😭

I hope your week is going beautifully, dom!

[dearrhappy]

Ello silly, voor jou kom ik af en toe nog eens terug naar deze absolute hellhole of a site. Ik moest wel schrijven en ik wou wel schrijven maar nothing made sense (er was zelfs een paragraaf over jullie wc, thats how bad it got). Anyway ik vond dit terug in de drafts en ik vond het zo fijn om te lezen. A lot of it is still true for me, misschien sommige dingen voor jou ook. Je ziet maar of je er iets aan hebt but I missed you and I liked today.

Hey silly,

We zijn 4 januari 2024

In juni 4 jaar nadat we initially begonnen te daten.

In augustus 9 jaar since we met (niet 100% historisch accuraat maar ik bedoel truly met, elkaar leerden kennen)

Wie had gedacht that I’d still be writing you letters?

Gisteren heb ik al mijn moed bij elkaar geraapt en vroeg ik of je zin had om te wandelen. It took a while to get an answer, maar you did. Wandelen hebben we gedaan, maar niet in een bos zoals ik eerst in gedachten had, daar was het om 8u savonds te donker en nat voor.

Dus we spraken af aan de hot club instead. Elke date die wij hebben is zo ongelooflijk buiten proportioneel goed😩 nothing else could compare . Ik wilde zeggen ik had de date van m’n leven maar I’d lie, I can’t possibly pick my favorite one between all of the dates we’ve had.

Ik had het gevoel dat we wel even door een barrière moesten. Ik vond het spannend, ik wist niet goed waar het gesprek heen ging gaan, waar de avond heen ging gaan. Er was een moment waarop ik dacht “ja shit, he’s gonna say he’s heading home”. But you didn’t! En toen kwamen onze cocktails en kwam alles los. Wat heb je me doen lachen. Wat geniet ik ervan hoe we kunnen blijven praten.

Ik voel zo’n push naar jou toe, after all these years. Het is me zo zo dierbaar. Jij bent me heel erg dierbaar.

We wandelden, picking directions elk om beurt, om te eindigen aan de vrijdags markt. Ik heb voor het eerst in mijn leven gepoold. Ik vond het zo fijn om die privacy te hebben. Ik vond het zo fijn om midden in ons spel even gewoon totaal de focus te verliezen en een halfuur te babbelen op de rand van de tafel. It is so good to see you do good. En het is zo amazing hoe in sync en eigelijk unhinged we zijn. Who am I to tell you da ik mezelf zie scheiden van iemand voor jou? Hoe insane is het dat jij je ook zo voelt ten opzichte van mij? Two peas in a pod fr🥰

Then you came home with me. It felt natural, en toch nieuw. Ik zeg het, you still get me nervous. Ik was benieuwd wat je zou vinden van ons huisje, I hoped you’d stay over,…

De intensiteit van onze cuddle sesh hit me hard. Ik kan het alleen maar beschrijven als heel zacht en liefdevol geëlektrocuteerd worden. You are so soft and patient. We truly are each others weak spots. Ik kan nauwelijks schrijven over hoe ik me voelde toen we neerlagen, toen we in kleermakerszit zaten. Het voelt als iets intiem blootleggen. It makes me hesitate. Maar natuurlijk ben ik veel te enthousiast to keep my mouth entirely shut dus I had to put a piece of that adoration in de kunstenaars tekst die ik moest schrijven voor school. Sorry😋

Ik begin data te schrijven bij mijn postjes, lijkt me handig. I wonder if these letters will ever be passed down, or read by any offspring. I think that’d be funny:)

I really want to text you again maar met de intensiteit van alles is het goed om misschien gewoon even de tijd te nemen. Het voelt niet zo voor mij maar I wouldn’t want you to think da ik zomaar gewoon even terug naar jou gelopen kom.

We zien wel

Love you

[allofthegirlsyoulovedbef0r3]

[1:24:55 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Hey babe 🥰

[1:25:46 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Baby 🤤

[1:25:54 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Youve been gone for like forever

[1:26:26 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Sorry baby, I’m back now tho love 💗

[1:26:32 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I thought you're not gonna come back. You make me so drawn to you. Been thinking about you all day all night i couldnt sleep. I only slept for 3 hours. I miss you so bad. 

[1:27:01 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Been thinking about fucking you round the clock 

[1:27:06 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Awe baby I really have that affect on you? 🥰

[1:27:21 PM] <PrettyPrincess> You make me blush and my pussy pulse 🥰

[1:27:56 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You did. Baby. I fucked myself in the shower earlier thinking about you. 

[1:28:28 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmmm really?? ☺️ what did you use ?? 

[1:29:35 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> A hair treatment bottle baby.  Round enough to hug my walls 🥵

[1:29:35 PM] No such nick/channel

[1:44:06 PM] <PrettyPrincess> 😛😛

[1:52:14 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Baby are you gonna make me beg? You got my pussy going

[1:52:53 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I am sorry baby i thought u left mee making me want you more 😭

[1:52:53 PM] No such nick/channel

[1:55:02 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Babyyyy

[1:55:18 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> [1:52:53 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I am sorry baby i thought u left mee making me want you more 😭 [1:52:53 PM] No such nick/channel

[1:55:32 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Thats what i said then you webt away :/ again 

[1:55:32 PM] <PrettyPrincess> What can I say I’m a needy little slut 🥰

[1:55:56 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Nooo sorry my connection got fucked and it wouldn’t work so I had to fix it 

[1:56:40 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Im back babe, and I wanna know what you used to fuck yourself in the shower 🥰

[1:58:15 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I fucked myself with a hairgrooming bottle . The girth is big enough to hug me. 

[1:58:31 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> And the length to edge me

[1:58:49 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmmmm fuck baby 

[1:58:55 PM] <PrettyPrincess> You’re driving me crazy 

[1:59:15 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Id love to see your little pussy take that bottle 

[1:59:50 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Fuck you're so naughty baby 🤤💦

[2:00:29 PM] <PrettyPrincess> You’re the one who fucked yourself with a bottle 😋

[2:00:49 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I just would’ve loved to see your pussy take it while I have the shower head on my pussy 

[2:03:43 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Now you are taking it against me baby 😏

[2:04:48 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I’ll talk you through your orgasm, telling you “oh you’re such a good girl with a good pussy taking that bottle like that 

[2:05:32 PM] <PrettyPrincess> “Such a beautiful pussy” 

[2:06:10 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://ibb.co/xz4ymWJ

[2:06:47 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://ibb.co/qRXST2V

[2:06:58 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmmm I wanna lick your fingers 

[2:07:13 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> That's what i took earlier. 🤤

[2:07:20 PM] <PrettyPrincess> All that pussy cream for me 

[2:07:33 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Only for you baby 😏

[2:07:56 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Where are you in the world ? You are such a dream to me baby. 

[2:07:57 PM] <PrettyPrincess> https://ibb.co/RzVSm2s

[2:08:16 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Look at what you’d be sucking 

[2:08:24 PM] <PrettyPrincess> The USA baby 

[2:09:01 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Damn baby i wanna smother your breast in this cuddle weather. 🤤🥵

[2:09:45 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Why are the hottest girls always in the west damn. I am so right to have always like western people. 

[2:09:54 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ya ? Please do 🥰 

[2:09:58 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Where are you? 

[2:11:10 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://dl.phncdn.com/pics/gifs/002/718/001/(m=ldpwiqacxtE_Ai)(mh=MMKf1FA-0J873wLD)2718001b.gif

[2:12:01 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Fuckk just like that babe, mark them up 

[2:12:08 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Suck my nipples raw 

[2:12:20 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I am on my bed. Not working today baby 😏. I refused my workers' nvitation so i could be with you. Without them bothering me. 

[2:13:00 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmmm what a good day 😇

[2:13:10 PM] <PrettyPrincess> If I was there we’d be fucking alllll day 

[2:14:09 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://cdn5-images.motherlessmedia.com/images/E83D6A5.gif

[2:14:30 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yeah we are baby. Well fuck all day as long as you want 🥵🤤

[2:14:51 PM] <PrettyPrincess> We’re going all day baby 

[2:15:02 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Cant let your day off go to waste 

[2:15:31 PM] <PrettyPrincess> https://ibb.co/M5pYn0w

[2:15:46 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Id be waiting for you like that to do whatever you please 

[2:15:49 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> That's what I thought too baby. There's no princess in that bar. Only here. 

[2:17:03 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ya, only princess with the princess pussy 😇

[2:17:11 PM] <PrettyPrincess> You like the pic I sent you ? 

[2:17:17 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I wanna spank you, eat you, finger you and strapon you from the back while biting on your supple ears ughhhhhhh fuckkkk you're too hottt 

[2:17:50 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Of course baby when i saw it my chest heaved my breath heavier. 

[2:18:29 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmm that all sounds so fucking divine baby 

[2:18:41 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmmmm wanna fuck you hard while i kiss all of your back and kiss your lips while you looking back at mee

[2:18:54 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ya taking your strap on soooo deep in my pussy 

[2:19:14 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Pull my hair back and whisper the filthiest shit in my ear 

[2:20:26 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> https://archive.is/sYVbr/82b45ef6def12eb860859be9717a34570f8e66d6.gif

[2:21:13 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ya baby just like 

[2:21:18 PM] <PrettyPrincess> That 

[2:21:33 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Except I’d be fucking you back and my ass would be bouncing 

[2:22:04 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> 😏 i want the recoil 🥵🤤

[2:22:36 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I’ll give it all to you baby 

[2:22:57 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I wanna cum so much on that fake cock of yours 

[2:23:00 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> *i wish your mom made more of you so i could fuck you twice* 🥵

[2:23:13 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I mían when you tell me that 

[2:23:35 PM] <PrettyPrincess> “I dont cause fuck baby I want you only to fuck my pussy like this” as I moan 

[2:24:55 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmmmm fuck youuuu Princessss i cant say anything straight

[2:25:15 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Fuck you Princess for making me mistake my words on my tech call 

[2:25:59 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Good🥰

[2:26:09 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You have that effect to me in a real world scale baby...

[2:26:19 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Glad to know I’m having that effect on you 

[2:26:30 PM] <PrettyPrincess> It’s cause you wanna fuck my tight pussy sooo good 

[2:26:55 PM] <PrettyPrincess> After seeing my ass and my tits, imagining them bounce as I take your fucking 

[2:27:17 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmmm so goood, so baddd i wanna eat someone's pussy right at the bat. Like shut up and take my money if thats needed to. 

[2:27:45 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Fuckkk what I’d give to have you eat me rn 

[2:27:48 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I need it 

[2:27:54 PM] <PrettyPrincess> My pussy is screaming for it 

[2:28:20 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Your fucking intermittent attention with your intermittent connection makes me lust for you day by day baby i am crazy for you 

[2:29:07 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I wanna eat you so bad baby i wont eat any meal for the next period or day. 

[2:29:22 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Nope all you’re gonna eat is my pussy 

[2:29:34 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You're the only meal I wanna eat. 

[2:29:44 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Naked at the table with my legs tied to the table legs so they’re nice and spread for you 

[2:30:02 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly>  Hmmmmmm fuckkk baby this time you wont ever let go

[2:30:03 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmm such a good girl for me 🥰

[2:30:20 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I don’t want to, eat it like it’s the best pussy you’ve ever had 

[2:30:26 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Your are not going anywhere baby just with medevouring your pussy

[2:31:10 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I’ll be there all day long with you in between my legs 

[2:32:27 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Id live there if you want me to baby grrrrrrrrrrr shit my legs squirm as we tslk like this baby 

[2:33:10 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I can feel my pussy  wet for youu 💦

[2:33:38 PM] <PrettyPrincess> So is mine 

[2:33:47 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I slipped a finger in soooo easy 

[2:33:54 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I wish it was you tho 

[2:34:02 PM] <PrettyPrincess> And your fake cock 

[2:34:32 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Id gladbly be the one to do sooo 

[2:35:04 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Fuck please record it too 

[2:35:14 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I wanna see how my pussy takes it 

[2:36:25 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmmm you make me think damn there is a lot to see  in the States like you Princess.

[2:37:35 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You making me think even if it is not  you Princess in the end with me i know usa would be great place to find women like you. 

[2:38:40 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You are a breathtaking art and fantasy to me baby. I want you so bad. 

[2:38:59 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmm so many places to see and so many places to fuck me 🥰

[2:40:08 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Damn baby you sure are so devoted 🥵🤤 divine to me. 

[2:40:30 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Glad you think so 😇

[2:42:58 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I wanna tell somwthing.

[2:43:05 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> The other girls yesterday

[2:43:18 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> When I whine at the channel when you went dced

[2:43:28 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> They are so jealous of you. 

[2:44:00 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> For I only want you and not doing them at the same time

[2:45:38 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Oh really? 🥰

[2:46:37 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yeah.. the other was canadian

[2:46:52 PM] <PrettyPrincess> She was no match for me huh 😘

[2:47:49 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Yeah baby she is no match to you. No one matches you in this place. 

[2:48:35 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Im just so slutty 😅

[2:48:40 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I didnt get to save your boobs though. It is okay, it is in my mind. Id look at your butt before i sleep. 

[2:49:21 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You are slutty and a teaseee

[2:49:31 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Always always making me leaving me alone. 

[2:49:32 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Noo i dont like saving 😅😅

[2:49:55 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Ohh i see. Okay. 

[2:50:20 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I would delete it then. 

[2:50:45 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Thank you baby 🥰

[2:51:13 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You're welcome :) 

[2:51:32 PM] <PrettyPrincess> How’s your meeting going lol 

[2:52:02 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I think id miss it

[2:52:20 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ya lol 😂

[2:52:33 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Cause i want to be with you baby

[2:52:51 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I want that too baby 

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[2:53:46 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Even if it's just here... 

[2:54:06 PM] <PrettyPrincess> What do you mean ? 

[2:54:37 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I mean i wanna stay here virtually in this element. 

[2:54:49 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ohhh 

[2:55:14 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I value the time with you even if this is something unreal. You make me feel things a lot. 

[2:55:27 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Even when I’m horny 24/7 and always down to bounce on a fake cock 

[2:55:46 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Damn that was sooo sweet and my horny ass is thinking about filthy shit 

[2:55:51 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Even that too baby 

[2:56:13 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> What filthy shit is it baby? 

[2:56:35 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Everything sitting on your face 

[2:56:45 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Rubbing our pussies together 

[2:56:56 PM] <PrettyPrincess> You fucking me 

[2:56:58 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmmmmm fuck baby 

[2:56:59 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Eating me 

[2:57:28 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Maybe even we get a double ended dildo so we both are stuffed 

[2:57:49 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> We're like in sync my mind has been like that with floating bubbles of different fucking possitions. Want that too baby arouse ourselves together. 💦🥵🥵

[2:58:00 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Taking an innocent shower together then me touching myself 

[2:58:05 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> positions*

[2:58:17 PM] <PrettyPrincess> What positions have you thought off ? 

[2:58:22 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Of*

[2:58:26 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Hmmm yeah that too we'd map out the whole house with cum together

[2:59:14 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Ya I wanna cum everywhere in the house 

[2:59:18 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I was thinking the lifting position. Fucking you to the side if you want cuddly cuddly missionary in the bathtub you pinned on the wall or bent on the floor

[2:59:39 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You above my head 

[2:59:52 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Mmm those all sound sooo delicious 

[3:00:18 PM] <PrettyPrincess> I live your dirty little thoughts 

[3:01:00 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Most importantly i want your cum  to cover all over me, a living statement that i am yours your territory

[3:01:37 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Fuckkk that’s hot 

[3:01:42 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> I cant believe myself saying these things my friends have always known me to be the innocent one

[3:01:56 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Little did they know i know a lot. 

[3:02:16 PM] <PrettyPrincess> It’s always the ones that look innocent 😍

[3:02:42 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> So apart from us being here, you're my dirtiest fantasy secret

[3:02:54 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Damn 🤤💦

[3:03:00 PM] <PrettyPrincess> Oooo really 🥰

[3:04:03 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> You are ....

[3:04:15 PM] <ForHerEyesOnly> Fucking gorgeous. 

[3:04:16 PM] No such nick/channel

[gustokita]

18 NOV 2022

So the night before I decided to make origami things for my friend. I made him a two butterflies and a lil box made out of engineering paper 🤣 Inside the box I wrote some cute notes for him, ider what I wrote in there, but I told him he was cute and that I love hanging out with him.

 I told him I wanted to hang out with him in the ME building instead of our usual place, bc I was gonna meet up with a gurlfriend later that morning. She texted me she was in the parking lot and after I packed up my stuff, I gave him a long hug 🥰 then as I was walking down the hallway, he opened the study room and said, “You look cute today.” that made me blush and laugh a lot, I had to explain to my gurlfriend why I was so giggly and I told her all about me confessing to him 😂😂

We went to a lil cafe and I’m guessing it’s Filo owned!! I got an ube latte and she got some tea with jelly in it. Suuuuuper good 😋(gonna take my boi out there next week) then we went to the college’s theater for our engineering seminar and I played piano for a bit before we walked in. We were the first ones to sit and we decided to sit in the back and away from the usual crowd. But the thing was the crowd decided to sit around us 🤣 the topic was about the Texas BP explosion and how taking safety is important when designing in engineering. Near the end, we watched how the explosion went down and how scary it was. Then the speaker was emphasizing how important making safety measures are, AND THEN SOME GIRL IN THE BUILDING DECIDED TO PLAY SOLEMN PIANO MUSIC. I thought it was coming from the video at first but then realized someone played music at the right timing and I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my friend tried to get me to calm down but then she started laughing really hard (she actually snorted too but I didn’t hear her 🤣🤣🤣🤣) and she left the room to tell the girl what was going on in the seminar and how the timing was perfect 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

Then we had to go to classes after that, I reallly couldn’t pay attention bc I kept thinking about him™️ and I was also reeeaaally hungry lol

Then it was time to go to our cars and I wanted to hang out with him for a bit. We kinda just sat there for a bit and of course I’m just smiling and gushing bc he’s there. Man I can’t remember much 😭 but I held out my hand one time to see what he’d do and he held my hand, but I changed it so that our fingers interlocked 😆😆 so the whole time we were holding hands while just talking 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I was supposed to leave at 4pm but it was like 4:30pm when I told him that I needed to go, so I went to give him a hug, but I couldn’t let go 😭😭 we were just holding each other for a long time. I kept checking the clock, I’d look away for a minute and 5mins would pass when I checked the clock again :(( I was rubbing his back, but I guess I was digging so hard he said “You’re gonna tear my shirt apart!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I let go once but I kept my arm around him. then he was like “I never did the stereotypical yawn then put my arm around your shoulder” then he did and we just held each other like that for a bit but that just turned into another long hug :(((( once I pulled away, I gave him a lil surprise kiss on the cheek and he smiled and gushed 😆😆 he told me he liked it :) then when he finally left my car, he gave me an air kiss before closing my door 🤣

we called later that night (I called him and I was like “Wassup babe?” 😂) and just talked about the whole day and gushing the whole time :)))) I kept laughing when he brought up me digging into his back but he mentioned it felt good 😂😂 gosh man he said he felt my passion in that hug and didn’t realize he wasn’t showing enough emotions while hugging 😂 (said next time it’ll be a competition or whatever that means?!??!??!) at 12:10 he was like I think I’m gonna go to bed and I was like WHAAAAAAT. He didn’t expect my reaction to be like that 🤣 and we procrastinated getting off call for 10 mins. He said, “Goodnight babe” and immediately hung up 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[ilonacho]

grover did nothing wrong actually

[supernaturalgirl20]

Okay, I’m coming at you with my Joel Miller Req 💜

(Might be a little cheesy, but idc 😋) My birthday is coming up in a few months, I’d love to gather a couple of fics for my favourite characters to read on said day 🥺

So, my req is everything a S/O could ask for from their partner (Joel) on their birthday. Kisses, Fluff, Smut, just generally all the love and attention from them, the moment the ‘reader’ awakes.

I trust you to do the rest, thank you my love! 🥰

Chloe I am so sorry this took me so long to write but I hope you like it 🥰🥰

All I Need is You

Pairings: Joel Miller x f!reader

Warnings: Smut 18+, explicit, unprotected sex, PinV sex, oral (female receiving), kisses, fluff.

A/N: first time writing for Joel and this scared the s*** outta me, why is he so intimidating? 😉also I wasn’t going to post this today (b cause I posted yday) but I have to, it’s been in my asks so long I feel bad 😬

Comments and reblogs really appreciated 🥰

Joel groaned as he slowly awoke, the light from the morning sun shining through the curtains, illuminating your beautiful face - and your very naked body. He doesn’t know how he got so lucky; having you in his life was certainly not part of his plans here in Jackson. He’d tried damn hard to ignore his growing feelings for you but you weren’t nothin if not stubborn.

He lets his fingers run along your arm, goosebumps forming in their wake. He smiles as you stir a little, nuzzling in closer to him. God you were gorgeous in the morning’s. Halting his movements, he holds his breath until you settle down again. He didn’t want you to wake; not just yet.

Today was your birthday and he wanted it to be special, to treat you like a queen. He figures it’s the least he can do after everything he’s put you through. Placing a soft kiss to your head, he slides out of bed and dresses quickly before heading towards the kitchen.

First order of the day: breakfast. He wanted to make your favourite - pancakes, and Ellie had helped him get all the supplies he’d need for today. Where’s the goddam pan? Rummaging around the cabinets - he doesn’t hear footsteps gently descending the stairs - and is startled when he turns around to see Ellie standing in the doorway.

“You're making an awful lot of noise,” she says with a teasing smile on her face. “Well I can’t find nothin in this kitchen. Y/N normally does all the cooking.” He huffs in frustration before looking to Ellie for help. “Will you..?”

“Move over old man.” Together they make the fluffiest pancakes with a side of scrambled eggs, topped with a little bit of syrup. Joel looks over the tray of food, making sure he has everything before he makes his way back to you.

A contented sigh leaves your mouth as you begin to wake, the feeling of someone gently shaking you rousing you from sleep. Opening your eyes just a fraction you see Joel perched at the edge of the bed, a bright smile on his face. “Hmm, come back to bed baby.”

“As much as I’d love to, I’ve made breakfast. Happy birthday darlin.”

Awake now, you sit up and rest against the headboard - eyes taking in the tray of food. “Joel, you’ve made my favourite. Aw baby, thank you.”

“Gotta start the day out right, I’ve got a few things planned for today.”

“Like what?”

“Well now that would be telling wouldn’t it,” he says, sending you a wink before he begins to slowly move towards the door. “Take your time darlin, and when you're finished get dressed and meet me downstairs.” A nervous excitement bubbled up inside you as you tucked into breakfast. I wonder what he has planned?

***

When you finally came rushing down the stairs, you were greeted by Joel packing his backpack. He smiled when he spotted you and quickly closed it over - hoping you didn’t see what was inside. “Ready darlin?”

“Yep…can you at least give me a hint?”

“Afraid not baby girl. Come on, we gotta get going or the day will be gone.”

When you make your way outside, Ellie comes rushing over and pulls you into a tight hug. “Happy birthday Y/N. You’re gonna love what he has planned,” she whispers in your ear. “Come on now, I ain’t got all day.” Joel shouts from atop Callus. You look at him slightly confused. “We’re leaving?”

“Come on baby girl, ride up front.” Joel helps you up and you nestle yourself into him as you both take off. As you reach the gate Tommy smiles up at you both, a knowing look on his face. “Happy birthday Y/N. Enjoy yer day and we’ll see you both tomorrow.”

“Tomorrow? What did he mean by to…”

“Hush now, we don’t want to attract any unwanted attention.” What the hell is going on?

***

Joel didn’t speak on the trek to - wherever it was he was bringing you - except to ask occasionally if you were ok. It felt like hours had passed since you left the safety of Jackson and your ass was starting to get sore. “We’re here.” Really? It’s just nothing but forest. Is he joking?

Suddenly you let out a gasp as you come upon a small wooden cabin - nestled among the trees and just on the edge of a lake. “Joel, this is beautiful.”

“Sure is,” he says, his gaze fixed on you. “How’s you find this place?”

“Found it a couple of weeks back on patrol, thought it’d be a nice surprise for your birthday.” He hops off Callus and helps you down, giving you a quick kiss before telling you to go inside. “Gonna just settle Callus for the night. Be right in.” The cabin itself is small - it has a small kitchenette, a couch by an open fire and one bedroom with an en-suite - but it’s clean. “It’s not much, but eh, I wanted to have a night away - just us.”

“Joel baby, this is amazing. This is the best birthday ever, so thank you. How is this place so clean though?” Joel shuffles from one foot to the other, his hand scratching behind his head. “I kinda…I’ve been coming here a few times since I found it…wanted it to look nice for ya.”

You walk over to him and wrap your arms around his waist, eyes gazing up at his handsome face. “You are something special Joel Miller. I love you.”

“Love you too, darlin. Why don’t you head down to the lake, have a swim?” Reaching up you kiss him softly on the lips, “I think I might. Are you going to join me?”

“I’m gonna get started on dinner.”

“Ok.”

***

Laying back on the grass - drying off after a quick swim - you're startled by the sound of Joel cursing. Fuck! Shit! Throwing on your top, you quickly make your way back to the cabin to find him standing over the stove in a flustered mess. You can’t help the little snicker that passes your lips. “Something funny darlin?” Walking towards him you reach out to take the pan off him, “hey, why don’t we just cook together?”

“I wanted to…”

“I know but I prefer this anyway, it means we get to spend even more time together.” You're like a well oiled machine the way you both work together, the perfect team. “You go take a seat baby girl, I’ll bring it over.” Opting for the couch you sit back and cross your legs, turning your gaze to Joel. He’s really made an effort.

“You're not sitting at the table?”

“Nah, that’s not really us, is it? I don’t need all the formalities baby, let’s just be..us.”

You catch him smiling as he slowly brings everything over to the couch. He hands you a beer and your heart practically leaps out of your chest. “No way! How did you get this? It’s my favourite.” You moan as you take a swig of it, the cool refreshing drink setting your tastebuds alite. “I can’t tell ya all my secrets darlin.”

You both eat in silence - a peaceful silence, one that only comes from being completely comfortable in each other’s presence. Joel finishes his food and lays back against the couch, hand resting on his stomach as he lets out a contented sigh. “You sure know how to cook, woman.”

“I’ve my nana to thank for that, she taught me everything.”

“Thank you nana.”

He sits up then, eyes focused on you and you can tell from the glint in them that he’s nervous. “Joel, are you ok? You seem..a little….”

He stands abruptly and moves towards you, kneeling down in front of you. Is he? No..he said he never wanted this.

“Joel, baby you're scaring me..”

“I’m sorry baby girl…I’m just…I’m a little nervous.” He reaches into his back pocket and holds out a small wooden box. Looking into your eyes, he slowly lifts the lid to reveal two beautiful rings - two bands made of wood with a beautiful design carved into them. Your heart is fluttering within your chest and you reach out to hold your hand over his, eyes gazing into his.

“Joel I…I’m happy with how things are…you don’t have to do this just for me.”

“I know baby girl…I know I said I never wanted this, and I didn’t….but then you came into my life like a goddamn hurricane and I’ve thought about nothin else. I love you Y/N and I want the whole goddamn world to know you are my woman. Will you marry me?” The tears are streaming down your face now as you nod your head, “yes! Yes I’ll marry you.”

“I can’t give you a big diamond engagement ring, seems pointless with the state of the world, but I made these wedding bands for us. Carved them myself. Here, let me put it on ya.” You give him your hand as he slides the band on and you cry happy tears, lunging forward and capture his lips in a searing kiss. “I love you Joel.”

“Love you too baby girl. Will you do the honours?” He says holding up the box containing his band, which you happily take and slide onto his finger. “We’re married!”

“We’re married. Can I take you to bed now, Mrs Miller?”

“I thought you never would.” A squeal escapes your lips as he lifts you - your legs wrapping around his waist - and walks you to the bedroom. Laying you down gently, Joel quickly rids you both of your clothes. His eyes glaze over with lust as he stands taking in your naked form. “So fucking beautiful baby girl.”

He crawls up the bed towards you, his lips trailing light kisses along your thighs. His breath is hot as he hovers over your aching cunt. You list your hips, desperately needing him to touch you. Please! You whine and he smiles at you before me burying his face into your curls. Ooh! You moan as your back arches off the bed, hands finding purchase in his hair. He moves your legs over his shoulders and buries his tongue inside you.

You writhe beneath him as pleasure begins to build. He alternates between licking and sucking and shoving his tongue inside you that you are a complete and utter mess on the bed below him. That heat begins to form and you can feel yourself getting closer to that edge and you all but scream his name as your orgasm consumes you.

“Taste so sweet baby girl,” he says as he moves up your body, peppering light kisses along your skin. He’s flush against you and you can feel the tip of him nudging at your entrance but you push him onto his back. His hands grip onto your waist, steadying you as you straddle him. “Wanna ride your baby.”

Wrapping your hand around his thick cock, you pump him a few times before lining him up and slowly sinking down onto him. He groans - his head pushing into the pillow, the feeling of you wrapped around him making him dizzy.

His hands grip your hips as you begin to move above him - hips rocking over him. Sitting up he pulls your nipple into his mouth as he grabs you tight, pushing you down onto him.

“Joel…fuck….feel so good….I’m gonna…Ngh!”

“Come in baby….want you to come all over me…wanna feel you..”

“Fuck…oh fuck…Joel.”

You shudder in his arms as your cunt clenched around him - his trusts becoming erratic- sending him over the edge. He spills inside you, coating your womb. He never comes inside. You move off him and lay beside him, curling yourself into his side.

“Joel baby, you…you came inside…you…”

“I know darlin…I’m sorry I shoulda asked first but I figure, we’re married now so…”

“You're serious?”

“If it happens, it happens. Part of me would like to be a dad again, after Sarah…Hmm…and Ellie is getting older now, she doesn’t really need me any more.”

“Well I’ll always need you.” You tilt his chin towards you and place a soft kiss to his lips. Pulling away, you admire the ring he gave you. “I still can’t believe we’re married, baby. Today has been the best birthday, thank you.”

“Anything for you darlin, or should I say Mrs Miller.”

“I don’t think I’ll ever get used to that.”

“Well you better, because you’re going nowhere now baby girl. You're stuck with me.”

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also LOL i am a whore for any songs by the neighbourhood but SPECIFICALLY crybaby （*´▽｀*）the line “but u know, when u know” … now what if i said enemies to lovers albedo? WHAT IF I DID? the potential he has in like a modern au setting i am gonna rip my hair out. this all under the cut IM NOT EVEN SORRY? i am mentally unwell 🥰😳👍🏻 also some kaeya x reader in this sorry i love him too he deserves the tumblr dot com slash lumiluvr spotlight too 😋‼️

the whole academic rivalry because let’s face it lots of us love academic validation…. but albedo just does it cause he gets a kick out of seeing u frustrated/annoyed at him solely bc he thinks it’s funny. and it takes u fucking ages (bc i love the oblivious reader trope i wont even apologise for it) to realise: holy shit this asshole doesn’t even CARE about this ‘rivalry’ !!! and good god imagine the smug look on his (handsome .. 😒) face when u ask him for tutoring help … MF IS ALL LIKE: oh? you’re asking me for help? let me hear it again.

u, looking away w/ embarrassment: albedo can u help me

albedo, (smugbedo): hm? what was that? you want me to what?

u: i want ur help

albedo: is it just me or is the rain rlly loud today ^__^

u: this mf. -_-

and like… u take time to open up and albedo welcomes it don’t tell me he doesn’t like a challenge. but he doesn’t even see it as a hardship he just. accepts it all and thinks it makes you even more u. definitely teases u to celestia and beyond and isn’t even sorry for it. but if anyone where to tease u about a grade he is the first person to step in w/ an eerily calm voice and expression … CAN U SEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS.

but u still think he’s an insufferable asshole (which .. he is insufferable he gets a kick out of it) and when u meet klee the definition of sunshine it like: how r u two related. she’s so sweet and loving and ur … not 😒 and he just laughs at u/gives u a small smile. klee refers to u as “big bro albedo’s nice friend” … eventually calls u big sibling u GUYYYYYSSS… klee is so baby.

but my fave part is like … when the whole “rivalry” thing just disappears. and he becomes something so much more than a friend and the smug fuck knows. he knows how you feel about him but won’t make a move because it’s so much more rewarding seeing you awkwardly clear your throat and avoid his eyes from embarrassment and when you fiddle with your shirt sleeves OH BOY !!!! will purposely do stuff to make you heart pound in your chest but never gives you the impression he doesn’t reciprocate your feelings, if anything it just proves how much he likes you BUT HE JUST NEVER SAYS IT OUT LOUD

and when u finally confess you’re breathing hard bc holy shit is confessing nerve wracking and he just goes: took u long enough ^_^ and ur just like: what did u just say. and u two start arguing outside his house and klee and kaeya (best wingman i will get to it in a sec) just watch u like: 😒😇!!!

doesn’t sketch u in ur good moments. sketches u with ur double chin and when ur a little bloated and when ur breaking out. and he looks over the little art pieces with fondness in his eyes someone tell this man he is in love before i bang my head on a wall

kaeya tries embarrassing him but the kick albedo gets is … he just doesn’t feel embarrassed he’s just like “yeah i like [y/n] what of it” OHHHHHHH LAWD !! but reality is kaeya is the bestest bff u can have and i will die on this hill and listen him and albedo r a package deal ok. u date albedo ur new best friend is kaeya and if u date kaeya then BAM ur new bff is albedo who crashes ur dates.

no cause u and kaeya r sleeping together (not like that 😋) and u wake up early next day looking at albedo’s face. and when u start screaming and run downstairs and wake up klee … awkward conversation over albedo’s morning coffee (cold milk and instant coffee don’t question it)

he also will crash ur dates with klee first it’s u and kaeya going on a fall walk and before u know it there’s a polaroid of klee smushing ice cream on ur face … lord have MERCY

anyway i might add onto this but feel free to send me asks on modern au mondstadt people (specifically jean i am in love with her miss gunnhildr PLEASE PICK UP MY CALLS??????????) especially the ladies (lisa and jean. that’s who i’m referring to.)