#GREEN HAS A GUN

[frownyalfred]

I love how both Bruce and Oliver fall into the “could use guns very well/hates to use guns” category.

They’re both freakishly talented and yet if you asked them to use one they’d look at you like you were asking them to tap dance naked in the middle of the Watchtower.

[mamm00rin]

Does anyone even understand my vision 🚬😞

Finished pic

[valgreaves]

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Flirting in the form of veiled insults when the attraction is unrequited/unrealised versus realised/unhinged.

BAD BUDDY ep 4 | MY SCHOOL PRESIDENT ep 7

[pnkhalo]

Forever on the hunt for a fragrance that has that perfect creamy “texture” to it. A scent with a nearly physical presence, like it’s giving my nose a hug. Please, do you know what I am referring to? Not musk per se, but I guess venturing closer to the creaminess of Sandalwood or maybe something lactonic.

[blerghie]

sp actually isn't the second male lead, because in the end he does, in fact, get to be with the mc for all of eternity, in a weird timey wimey jeremy bearimy sort of way

thus, the real second male lead of orv is actually sun wukong. in this essay i will

[orcelito]

ok SO i went and got out Most of my knives (i remembered I have a nonbinary knife only after i took the photos & also idk where it is currently. just imagine all these plus a nonbinary flag knife ok? ok)

HERE ^ is the most of them, minus that nonbinary knife. look at that fuckin mess. 32 shown here (i think) plus my nonbinary knife makes 33 blades (minus cooking knives, i dont count those for these purposes)(also counting the swiss army knife as only 1 bc lol)

& some explanations for them! gonna put these under a readmore bc it got Kinda long on accident whoops. Read Ahead if u wanna see me nerd out about my knife collection.

STARTING WITH my big ones.

my spear (gifted to me), my cane sword (from anime convention), my shitty $20 sword (also from anime convention. low quality but cool as hell), my teal mini sword + matching throwing knives (from online), my decorative axe (from a local store), my twin blades (my sharpest blades, theyre actually kinda scary how sharp they are, but i love them bc of it. from online), red saber (from online),

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD my favorite hefty bitch of a machete that i sleep with in my bed frame on the very right (inherited from my grandpa bc i was the first one who spotted it at Family Claiming Day)(this thing really is as long as my leg & much heavier than Any of the rest of the blades pictured here. i love it)

another view of the blades so u can better see how long they are. the big boys. they're lovely. 2nd heaviest blade is the cane sword when it's in its cane, mostly bc that handle has some Heft. tbh id feel safer using it as a bludgeoning weapon than a stabbing weapon, but having a cane sword is just plain cool

AND my smaller blades!

i have a lot of pocket knives. starting from the top left: golden pocket knife (from online), rainbow dragon (from online), rainbow HEFTY boy (heaviest pocket knife, from online), spider knife (from online), stiletto jade (from online), pathetic army boy (from local store, this knife has NO redeeming qualities, but it's mine <3), black stiletto (from local store), plain dagger man (from online), my damascus steel knife (was a gift, probably my singular most expensive knife. fancy boy), Dull Dagger Man (first blade i ever bought, from anime convention)

& for bottom row: teeny black knife (first pocket knife i owned, gift from my dad), lil rainbow knife (from local store), plain steel knife (from sketchy shop in gatlinburg + one of my Favorite knives), green dragon knife (from online, a real beaut), triple throwing knives (also from same sketchy shop in gatlinburg), the baby throwing knives again from the Big Boys pic but i included them again bc they r so teeny tiny, my keychain key blade (from online), swiss army knife (from online), & the pair of claw keychain baldes (from online)

many blades, many stories, so little time. theyre great tho.

SOME FOCUSES:

^ these are all my spring-assisted knives, sorted from worst feel to best feel to open. based on quickness, ease, & general satisfaction. leftmost is leftmost bc i didnt even Know it was spring assisted, bc it doesnt have a nice lil tab on the back to press. no u gotta press on one of the rungs. but once u do it Does spring open, so i included it. next 3 are just Average in feel (these 3 are sibling blades anyways, nice of them to be together). jade stiletto is smooth and quick, nice to open. Hefty Boy rainbow has some THUNK to it when i open it. like that babey's got PURPOSE to it. added to the general size of it & it's just pretty great. AND THEN MY TWO FAVS, green dragon is a perfect beautiful knife & feels very great to open. and then Steel Sketchy Knife aka my 2nd pocket knife & first i bought for myself. it looks plain in comparison to the others, but she's anything But. quick, light, Sharp. it has the Best feel to open, bc it's just a fast SHHK. probably my knife that's seen the most use (aside from my small black knife) just bc of how great it feels to open. i love that knife so much for Real.

& the final highlight, somewhat related, are the knives I actually use the most in my daily life!

on the left are the knives I keep in my bag by default, & thus the ones I carry with me Everywhere i go. small black pocket knife bc she's Ol' Faithful, & a pretty lowkey knife for basic tasks when I dont wanna raise any eyebrows lol. silver knife bc as previously stated i Love using it so much. i take it out when i gotta breakdown a lot of boxes at work, & it Never disappoints. small rainbow keychain key knife bc it's cute & i like to keep it on my keychain. & swiss army knife bc Obviously im gonna keep the swiss army knife in my bag for if i need an emergency tool.

on the right are the three knives I keep out in my apartment. black stiletto lives on my bathroom counter, for bathroom knife needs. green stiletto i keep on my table next to where I hang out in my bedroom, for any couch time needs. & then green dragon beaut camps out on top of some shelves by my front door bc it's Great for opening boxes, aka something I will do for packages I receive after pulling them in the front door. it works for me.

all the rest of my knives live either in a box (for small ones) or my closet (for big ones). i may have a lot of knives, but somehow I never feel like i have enough. i just love collecting them so much <3

[ask-the-sillies-smth]

Had to make a small little silly little thing lolzies

[ink-blot-thoughts]

If not for the laws of this land (rules of a comic con convention centre) I would be skating about like lightning (wearing heelies for my Zeri cosplay)

[aftonenterprise-moved]

levi jordan has been like my biggest and newest blorbo for months that no one knows bc i only p[ost about him on a secret blog because iof how triggering fear and hunger can be but oh my god i am crazy about him hes such a weird little puppy. HE MAKES ME CRY. i dont know if anyone in the rpc has played fear and hunger other than like 1 person but im crazy about it it makes me go nuts. levi is my little dog i feed treats out of my hand. he is everything to me

[scoups4lyfe]

Oooh also check out the custom ID core I got made 😀. Sorry for all the asks btw but Geats is my current and consistent hyperfocus and I'm glad I've got someone I can chat to about it lol.

👁️ o 👁️

Don’t worry about the asks Lmaoo

I understand the need to Go Off (TM) about a fixation >:33

Also ey yo??? That belt SLAPS

[vynegar]

teaser for the next major event in CN server! which picture do you think is which guy?

(my guess is artem, vyn, marius, then luke)

[confetti-critter]

Daily affirmations:

You are SILLY

You are KIND

Your SILLY-STYLE is evident to others

You have a clownish AURA

You have an air of WHIMSY that makes the odd things you say/odd way you say them blend in

[weedle-testaburger]

i have no idea what the plot of 21st century breakdown is but it slaps so hard

[wherefore-whinnies]

monthly prayer against legendary Yuri because I don't have enough orbs to +10 him yet

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[muppetjackrackham]

🎧

send me a 🎧 and i’ll shuffle my music and give u whatever song that comes up

wake me up when september ends - green day

Here comes the rain again Falling from the stars Drenched in my pain again Becoming who we are As my memory rests But never forgets what I lost Wake me up when September ends