The Velocipastor (2018) 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
Perhaps the absolute highest cinematic experience one can hope to witness high on a certain strain or stone cold sober in one’s entire lifetime.
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Atlas - Movie Review
TL;DR – It has a rough start, but kind of finds its feet, but probably long after most of switched it off.
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Rating: 3 out of 5.
Post-Credit Scene – There is no post-credit scene.Disclosure – I paid for the Netflix service that viewed this film.
Atlas Review –
Well, if there has been one technology that can define the 2020s, it is AI. As much as that affects behind-the-scenes in exciting…
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Oh, Poor Atlas, Why Must A.I. Be Challenged?
Humanity’s distrust of artificial intelligence is lightly examined in Atlas, a movie that’s more about a woman bearing this name. She’s a data analyst and to say she hates robots is the least of her problems. Jennifer Lopez not only is the lead but also one of three producers hopeful that this A-lister can become the next Linda Hamilton.
When this tale had its version of Terminator’s Judgment…
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Movie Review ~ Atlas
Occasionally succumbing to sci-fi clichés, Atlas may be grand, overworked, and overlong, but nonetheless manages to remain a captive viewing experience.
Atlas
Synopsis: A brilliant but misanthropic data analyst with a deep distrust of artificial intelligence joins a mission to capture a renegade robot with whom she shares a mysterious past.Stars: Jennifer Lopez, Sterling K. Brown, Simu Liu, Gregory James Cohan, Abraham Popoola, Lana Parrilla, Mark StrongDirector: Brad PeytonRated: PG-13Running Length: 118 minutes
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I probably could have…
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La vida en la tierra está condenada… “Atlas”
Atlas Shepherd, una brillante, pero misántropa analista de datos que no confía en la inteligencia artificial, se une a una misión para capturar a un robot renegado con quien comparte un misterioso pasado.
Pero cuando el plan se complica, deberá aprender a trabajar con la tecnología para salvar a la humanidad.
Estreno: 24 de mayo de 2024 solo en Netflix.
La película está dirigida por Brad Peyton y cuenta con las actuaciones de Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu, Sterling K. Brown, Gregory James Cohan, Abraham Popoola, Lana Parrilla, Mark Strong, entre otros.
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The VelociPastor (2017
You can’t make a movie that’s “so bad it’s good” on purpose. The VelociPastor proves it. Even at a mere 75 minutes, this horror comedy overstays its welcome.
After witnessing his parents die in a car fire, Pastor Doug Jones (Gregory James Cohan) briefly vacations in China. There, he receives a velociraptor claw from a dying woman. Now, whenever Jones becomes angry, he transforms into a dinosaur. He’s convinced he should try to remove this curse but Carol (Alyssa Kempinski), a hooker he saved while in his scaly form, thinks otherwise.
Other than the pun in its title, The VelociPastor has very little going for it. At first, you might chuckle at the premise and the wooden performances. As soon as the movie shows you it doesn’t even have the budget for lousy special effects, you'll realize this won't be the cult classic you were hoping for and shut it off. Instead of showing us the fire that kills Father Doug Jones’ parents, writer/director Brendan Steere has the text “VFX of Fire” appear over an empty street. To people who haven’t seen movies that are so bad they’re good, this sounds hysterical. Anyone with any experience with the ironic art form will know better. This is someone trying to cover up the fact that they don’t have the resources to make a good movie and aren’t even willing to try.
The problem with The VelociPastor is that without giving it too much thought, you could write a better movie. What if Pastor Doug gave a fiery sermon in front of his congregation and suddenly began changing? How would he hide his claws as he hands out communion? What if he faced an existential crisis because previously, he believed the Earth was only 3,000 years old? How about a scene in which he watches Jurassic Park for pointers on how to stalk the villains that prowl the streets? Maybe at one point, said villains chase him into a museum and he has to hide among animatronic dinosaurs! What about an important seminar he absolutely can’t miss that requires him to stuff the trademark velociraptor claw into normal shoes and tape his tail to his leg? What sort of hijinks do we get, if not these? None! In fact, the velociraptor barely appears in this movie and when it does, you’ll pray for death. Facing people who know you’ve sat through this film is too heavy a cross to bear. The dinosaur costume is clearly some generic Halloween disguise someone picked up on November 1st for 50% off because the crotch was torn. It looks shabby and you never see it do anything interesting. As for the gore - when you get any - it's little more than red fruit juice sprayed all over the actors.
It’s obvious no one working on this project cared. There are several scenes whose punchlines are so tired, lame and predictable they aren’t the least bit funny. In fact, they kind of make you mad. "This is the best you could come up with? Another pointless scene that wastes our time even more than the rest of the film, which is itself a colossal waste of time? Please Lord, just tell me we’re nearly at the end." You take a look at your watch. You’ve got another 45 minutes to go. This is a movie so dull it’s a battle to stay awake.
At best, The VelociPastor is a broken clock comedy - it manages to make you laugh/smile despite being broken and useless almost every minute of every hour of every day. At worst, it’s so cheap and lazy it insults your intelligence. You can’t make a cult film on purpose. I wasn’t looking for high art or deep meaning when I sat down with this film but I expected it to be fun. The only people who could enjoy The VelociPastor have their names in the end credits. (June 11, 2021)
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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez: a cooperative dynamic on the Atlas set
Overview
In the movie business, the junction of personal and professional ties may result in interesting team projects. The new disclosures about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship on the Atlas set clearly how this is happening. Their dynamic not only emphasises the quality of their relationship but also clarifies the special ways in which personal relationships may affect creative performances.
Atlas: Ben Affleck's subdued support
The voice of a husband: improving performance via emotional connection.
Lopez's co-star in Atlas, Sterling K. Brown, offered intriguing analysis of how Affleck's presence on set was very essential for Lopez's performance. Brown claims Affleck sometimes read lines for another character, Smith, which Atlas Shepherd, the character, would react to. This apparently little process of reading lines had great effects on how Lopez portrayed Atlas. Hearing her husband's voice helped Lopez to access a deeper emotional reservoir, therefore giving her character's responses depth and passion.
This strategy is evidence of the strong connection Lopez and Affleck share. A uncommon trait is the capacity to leverage personal ties to improve professional production; it seems that Lopez and Affleck have perfected this equilibrium. Their cooperation transcends the screen to provide a synergy enhancing Atlas's story.
An Evolution of Cooperation Based on Common Experiences
Affleck's participation in Atlas is not one-off occurrence. Working on a variety of projects like Gigli, Air, and the forthcoming This Is Me...Now: A Love Story, the pair has a history of collaborating. Every one of these projects has helped them to improve their working relationship and learn how to use their personal connection to produce unforgettable movie scenes.
Atlas clearly shows this joint past. Years of working together have helped to build trust and understanding that enables a flawless relationship on stage. The comfort and confidence Affleck's presence gives Lopez will surely help her to create a subtle performance.
Atlas Shepherd: A Complex Character in a Technological Landscape Jennifer Lopez
The Function of Atlas Shepherd: Navigating Trust in an AI Dominated World
Jennifer Lopez's character in Atlas Shepherd, a data analyst battling a deep-seated mistrust of artificial intelligence, is This section shows her flexibility as a performer, so deviating from her past work. Driven by a mix of emotional pain and professional uncertainty, Atlas's character is multifarious and Lopez deftly negotiates this.
Atlas's trip in the movie is a personal search to overcome her misgivings and mistrust of technology as much as a mission to catch a rogue AI robot. Inspired by her husband's subdued support, Lopez's portrayal captures the complexity of this inner conflict, hence rendering Atlas a relevant and engaging figure.
The goal is a high-stakes fight against rogue artificial intelligence.
Simu Liu's portrayal of a high-stakes expedition to apprehend a renegade artificial intelligence robot drives Atlas's story. Together with Smith, another AI robot voiced by Gregory James Cohan, Atlas Shepherd has to negotiate this dangerous environment. The story of the movie investigates the complexity of human-AI contact, confidence, and the moral conundrums artificial intelligence presents in contemporary society.
The way Lopez presents Atlas Shepherd is essential for capturing the ideas of the movie. The story revolves on her character's mistrust of artificial intelligence, and Lopez gives her portrayal a clear tension that captures the general fears about technology in the modern society.
In essence, a special fusion of professional and personal brilliance.
The joint work of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck on Atlas is evidence of the special ways in which personal relationships could improve business activities. As Sterling K. Brown notes, their chemistry on set gives the movie more emotional depth and realism. Affleck's subdued backing enhances Lopez's portrayal of Atlas Shepherd, hence producing a performance that is both forceful and delicate.
It is evident as Lopez negotiates difficult parts like Atlas that her capacity to draw on her personal life—especially her connection with Affleck—will always be a distinguishing aspect in her career. In the field of films, Atlas is a wonderful illustration of how personal and professional spheres could collide to produce something rather remarkable.
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cold chill down my spine watching the trailer for that ass-lookin jlo netflix movie thinking "that robot voice...i know it...who is that?" only to end up screaming full volume in my living room because it's Gregory James Cohan, who plays the fucking Velocipastor
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This was damn good from the storyline, the VFX, to the intense action sequences. JLO (surprisingly) & Gregory James Cohan delivered strong performances.
This film has given me Pacfic Rim, I Robot, Flight Of The Navigator & mostly, TitanFall vibes. A keeper for Sci-fi mechas!
9/10!
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Atlas: Directed by Brad Peyton. With Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu, Sterling K. Brown, Gregory James Cohan. In a bleak-sounding future, an A.I. soldier has determined that the only way to end war is to end humanity.
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All Eyez on Me chronicles the life and legacy of Tupac Shakur, including his rise to superstardom as a hip-hop artist, actor, poet and activist, as well as his imprisonment and prolific, controversial time at Death Row Records. Against insurmountable odds, Tupac rose to become a cultural icon whose career and persona both continue to grow long after his passing.
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Film Cast:
Tupac Shakur: Demetrius Shipp Jr.
Afeni Shakur: Danai Gurira
Jada Pinkett: Kat Graham
Biggie Smalls: Jamal Woolard
Suge Knight: Dominic L. Santana
Kidada Jones: Annie Ilonzeh
Leila Steinberg: Lauren Cohan
Hatian Jack: Cory Hardrict
Faith Evans: Grace Gibson
Street Entrepreneur: DeSean Jackson
Ted Field: Brandon Sauve
Tom Whalley: Josh Ventura
Daz: Azad Arnaud
Big B: Sean Baker
Dr. Dre: Harold “House” Moore
Queen Latifah: Khadija Copeland
Aunt Linda: Chanel Young
Shock G.: Chris Clarke
Money B.: Money-B
Ronnie: Hamid-Reza Benjamin Thompson
Legs: DeRay Davis
Black C.O.: Bruce Davis
Atron: Keith D. Robinson
Attorney: Gary Weeks
Snoop Dogg: Jarrett Ellis
Floyd: Clifton Powell
Set: Rayven Symone Ferrell
Scott Whitwell: Scott Hunter
Ray Luv (uncredited): Johnell Young
Treach (uncredited): Rayan Lawrence
Mall Patron (uncredited): Sheril Rodgers
Film Crew:
Costume Design: Francine Jamison-Tanchuck
Director: Benny Boom
Screenplay: Jeremy Haft
Screenplay: Eddie Gonzalez
Producer: L.T. Hutton
Producer: David Robinson
Producer: James G. Robinson
Screenplay: Steven Bagatourian
Art Department Coordinator: Shauna Williams
Assistant Art Director: Shawn D. Bronson
Key Makeup Artist: Patrice Coleman
Music: John Paesano
Tattooist: Dennis Dago Ceelo
Key Makeup Artist: Mi Young
Casting: Michelle Wade Byrd
Hair Department Head: Taylor Knight
Art Direction: John Richardson
Construction Coordinator: Wally Mikowlski
Casting Associate: Lavonna Cupid
Tailor: Carl Ulysses Bowen
Production Design: Derek R. Hill
Editor: Joel Cox
Key Hair Stylist: Charles Gregory Ross
Casting: Winsome Sinclair
Key Hair Stylist: Vincent Gideon
Property Master: Ian Roylance
Researcher: Deborah Ricketts
Director of Photography: Peter Menzies Jr.
Casting: Andrea Craven
Set Decoration: Merissa Lombardo
Costume Supervisor: Tom Bronson
Set Costumer: Korii Young
Assistant Costume Designer: Jennifer Leigh-Scott
Costume Supervisor: K. Drew Fuller
Casting: Mary Vernieu
Key Costumer: Heather Sease
Key Costumer: Earl Tanchuck
Makeup Department Head: Carol Rasheed
Movie Reviews:
Gimly: In terms of perspective, it’s pretty much exactly what I was afraid _Straight Outta Compton_ would be. As a movie itself though, it’s a disjointed, cheap-looking, paint by numbers biopic that did not manage overcome its niche at all… Fuck that kid looks the part though.
_Final rating:★½: – Boring/disappointing. Avoid where possible._
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not to be a white lady obsessing over Generic White Boy # 3423 but the guy playing the VelociPastor is kinda cute tbh?
and I hope he’s in more things, including the spiritual sequel:
Outback Dracula — which the filmmaker says is a "spiritual sequel" to The VelociPastor — shifts the madness to 1880s Australia, where a psychic, lesbian schoolteacher teams up with the world's greatest adventurer to find her missing girlfriend and to defeat Dracula and his Golden Army of the Undead.
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gregory james cohan is mens tits representation seriously i did not expect to thirst after the lead of velocipastor but here we are
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