#HAHAHHAHAHAHA IDIOT

[carnirot]

OH NO (2018)

beloved Kairo <3

btw these are all "uglified" before posting here, I don't trust ANYONE! Especially not Anon!

[dontmindme2600]

OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT STAMPEDE MILLY IS REAL

The way I started not believing that would happen as soon as it DID

[jimpcttcr]

 Go ahead and read on, if you think you’re ready for that.                Here’s a james playlist to set the mood.

THE INSPIRATIONS (because they are, in truth, delightful):

sirius black - his main inspiration for all things in life, without whom, naturally, he would be nothing, and would have no one to show off for

peteykins, wormy, the man, the big cheese himself 

and remus, mr moonpie, without whom I might have actually done some prison time. thanks buddy, I hope you have a good nap, okay?

mister bingley

himself (he insists)

genie - (RW)

John Lennon - james, ffs we’re talking about how I write you, not who actually inspires you, idiot.

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGE- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING??

→ NAME: james charlus danger fleamont potter ––– “danger is not your middle name, james.” “yes it is, it literally is.” “I didn’t name you that.” “I know, I added it myself.” → NICKNAMES: prongs, jimothy, jimmy jams – honestly, you could call this kid just about anything but JIM. or sue. or late for dinner.   → AGE / D.O.B.: 20 / 27 march → SPECIES: human? (we think) → GENDER / PRONOUNS: cismale || he/him → SEXUALITY: he’s never thought about it too hard

FAMILY → PARENTS: fleamont and euphemia potter → SIBLINGS: alphabetically: peter, remus, sirius → COUSINS: hahahhahahaha hi i’m related to most of you fuckers in some way or other → ESTRANGED:  probably like half of you technically, I don’t know I stopped counting → PETS: next question!

LIFESTYLE → BORN: london → DIED: london → RAISED: london → CURRENT RESIDENCE: see above  → NATIONALITY: english → SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, drunken idiot, pete with his mouth full, sirius with his mouth full, sleepy/cranky remus (v v fluent, yeah) → OCCUPATION: pain in minnie’s ass TRUST. FUND. BABY. (we don’t work unless dad needs a favor) → DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: sometimes, sometimes, what are you, the police? go away! that’s my purse, I don’t know you! → RELIGION: who?

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES → FACE CLAIM: noah centineo → ETHNICITY: caucasian → HEIGHT: 6′3″ → WEIGHT: 175 lbs → BUILD: tall, looks really gangly and awkward until he rolls his sleeves up or takes his shirt off it’s fine, he’s (mostly not at all) over It  → HAIR: gorgeous black curly mess (and he likes it that way, much to his father, the inventor of some really dope hair products, dismay) → EYE COLOR: hazel → DOMINANT HAND: right → SCENT: grass, sweat (faint), and cedar, usually → NERVOUS HABITS: the hair thing, fucking with his sleeves (if they’re already rolled up), paces EXTRA

CHARACTER → MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good → MBTI: esfp → WESTERN ZODIAC: aries (that’s the ram, alek) → SONG: don’t stop me now - queen

BIO

bobby newport james charlus danger fleamont potter has never worked a day in his life

at anything

ever

JUST KIDDING

the kid is efficient, but he’s dumb as hell (he’s not) and TRYING HARD AT ANYTHING LIKE IT MATTERS TO YOU just isn’t cool, alright??? it’s just not

so james works hard behind closed doors, when no one is looking

and that went doubly so for his schoolwork (detention, what a blessing, and you know what? even if did separate the marauders for detention, all that meant was he got more finished, and that’s fine, because no one knew he did his assignments)

because james potter was ranked in the top 5 students of their class …. but you wouldn’t have known it would you?

nope, because james potter was ALSO the guy who regularly said his dog ate his homework with a straight face, tackled nerds other students when they reminded professors to assign or collect things, ran in late and cut out early….FULL of excuses

and he was always in detention, it seemed.

and he WAS, at least once a week

but he was still the Gryffindor team captain for a good many years

and he was NOT “like, a total hitler” 

and for whatever reason, they let THAT guy be the Head Boy

it really should have been, like, literally anyone else, probably

but the reasons why, over the years, this troublemaking hellion with little regard for anything but a good time, was given so many priveleges and responsibilities were things that James doesn’t think .... count.

he thinks everyone does that (and he is wrong)

they’re pretty much his main redeeming qualities, and again, the very same reasons why people continue to believe (foolishly) that he has ever grown up:

like the way he loves and looks after his friends, every last one of them

or the dedication and passion behind every single thing james decides he wants to do

or the way his eyes light up when he gets excited

or that burning feeling in your chest, all fired up, after a James Potter Peptalk™ because you can take on. the world now and nothing can touch you

or the way he is with the boys

he’s a good kid ….. you just have to KNOW him to know that

but you don’t have to know him to like him, and most people do, because he’s likable ... despite literally every other facet of his personality.

and he plans to keep riding that high for a very long time.

oh, also?

BIG FAT MOMMA’S BOY – and unashamed about it.

keeps a drawer full of spare glasses AND spare phones, because he ruins at least one each per week.

[gunmetalarchived]

for @i-am-hamishwatsonholmes WHO IS GOING TO GET MEME RIGHTS REVOKED [ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye ft: @epiitaphs

This was going to get easier. Everyone said how time could be a great healer, and how resilient kids were. The issue was Alex just had no idea how hard this whole thing was going to be. It was painful enough seeing him at every pick up and drop off without the way Finn reacted to her just making it so much worse.

Alex unbuckled her seatbelt with a sigh, turning from the front seat. A weekend out with Sebastian was intended to make this easier. It was supposed to feel a bit like a holiday, seeing the horses and getting some time with grandad that was few and far between. He also acted like a good buffer for them, letting Alex avoid the hard questions about when she was going to be home. Finn had so man question.

Mummy, why aren’t you sleeping at home? Mummy, why is daddy angry at you? Mummy, will you be home for my birthday? Mummy, someone in the playground said their mummy and daddy don’t live together, what’s going on?

She was still so small. No doubt in time it would be water off a ducks back. The problem was that her eyes looked so much like Hamish’s that it was fresh hurt every time Alex let her down. Not to mention when Finn was frustrated, and angry. She was smart enough to be spiteful in her own way. Alex looked at her daughter in silence for a few moments.

   “ Honey, do I get a hug goodbye?”

   “ I don’t want to.”

She had spent so many years instilling the courage in her kid to say no. Alex didn’t want her to be in an environment of forced hugs and politeness, But in that second, it was the straw that broke the camels back. Alex had to pull away, biting down hard on her bottom lip to stop her eyes from watering. Wow. This must have been how Seb felt, in that moment when braiding hair and acting like a human climbing frame came to a sudden stop. Alex was on the outside now. And it was oh too soon.

Alex bit her lip, harder. She closed her eyes tight, opening them with a forceful breath. 

  “ O-okay then. Just um- remember to tell your dad about next week, yeah?”

[alfonzone]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity! 💕

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ahhh!!! I'm so sorry if this ask was sent a long time ago(?)- tumblr failed to notify me, or maybe it was just me. sigh my apologies. okay-- I love and appreciate this ask because my list either change or stay the same. shall I ramble away? 😬😊👍

1. my faith- yes, it's that simple yet also such an impactful and important aspect of my life. I can only speak for myself, but relying on God has brought me so many blessings, joy, and most importantly, peace. Both in the unknowns and knowns. I could go on and on about this, but!!! that's one.

2. music!!!!- I cannot emphasize how much listening to music can help you (in this case, me) through so many things, plus!!!! who doesn't appreciate the never ending discovery of songs!!! new and old. that sounds rude.. I meant to say recent and from the past. from Taylor Swift, Harry Styles, Lucy Spraggan, Tones and I, to bands like The Family Crest, Ripe, etc. MUSIC!!! fun fact, I just listened to yelyahwilliams new single and I'm super stoked for her album to release on may 8!!! sigh so yeah, music 😊 OH!! I'm always looking for new tunes so if anyone doesn't mind sharing some with me, PLEASE DO. I'll love you. okay.. that's an overstatement, but I would really appreciate it, because I get to listen to new artists/bands and maybe some of your favorites!!

3. family and friends- I mean c'mon, how can this not make anyone happy? I love my family and my friends, they might not feel like much, but hey- these are people I know I can depend on and I will always be there for. it's something that I learned to cherish? is that too.. dramatic? so yeah 😊 also, side note- if there's anyone out there who feel like they don't have anything or anyone in their life at the moment- it's okay, I sometimes feel alone in this mess of the world, but!!! take heart. I promise you that people will turn up in your life whom you will be able to love and receive support/love from as well. 😊🌹❤️

4. writing!!- my goodness, I didn't think I'd be able to enjoy writing this much!! towards the end of the 2019 I decided to pick up on writing and I made a New Years resolution to keep this hobby? from horrible poems, to random thoughts, questions, and even prayers, writing has help me release this endless ocean of words, emotions that at times keep me quieter than I usually am. also!!! I've written, and currently writing on random fanfiction shorts/stories and an actual fantasy/adventure/serious/comic-relief/based on Greek mythology book I'm writing!!! also the scenes!!! I love writing them!!! and of course, there's songs, but I don't know what to make of them, I'm not an artist nor do I tend to be, but I'll just naturally let it come to me and slowly work on the chords/music notes, etc. I wish I could draw, that would totally help me out with the never-ending scenes and plot ideas I have for these stories I keep putting on drafts. plus, who wouldn't want to see or at least catch a glimpse of this world/universe you've (I have) created? I would have loved to share it with you and if anyone was also doing the same I would have loved to see it as well!!!

5!!! usually I run out of things that express my happiness annnddd it happened again haha 😅 sorry. how about I share small happiness that I'm currently doing in life? okay so I'm learning to play my favorite song on the piano and I'm loving it!!! even though it's a heck of struggle!! I'm actually jogging like an and a half non-stop!?! that's wrong write? does that mean I'm sad!?! ..!?!!!. I love attending institute at my local church and learning, growing more in my faith!! also ASL CLASS!! I'M TOTALLY GETTING A HANG OF IT. what else... oh me and my niblings are building lightsabers!!! haha it's just something that keeps us happy and entertained? I think that's it so far? yeah sorry- I'm a really boring, clumsy, and clueless, but!! optimistic individual 😅😊

okay so here you go!! thanks for the ask, and.. sorry for the reblog? idk anymore. umm I'm not tagging no one so it's okay!!! 😊👍

I just appreciated this ask. I hope I made sense? I'm stalling.. 😐 thank you@with-kindnessloveandcomfort !!

stay awesome!! 😊❤️🌹

[wonpillows]

OKAY NO BUT NOT TO GET ANYONES HOPES UP BUT WHAT IF THE LAST MONTHS OF EVERYDAY6 ARE THE UNRELEASED SONGS ㅠㅠ

[unlikelywrestlingfan]

https://youtu.be/K3yB8HNths4

Seeing the terms Hamgman and the Dark Order are on now HURTS

HAHAHHAHAHAHA TIME TO CRY

STOP BEING AN IDIOT HANGY TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS

[jimmyjcms]

 —— isn’t that regina george james potter? yeah that is them, sitting there at the plastics gryffindor table with those other plastics marauders seventh years. when sybill looks into that crystal ball of hers, she sees four heads folded together, then breaking away, roaring with laughter; a bright, mischievous smile, that you almost can’t say no to; a kind soul, buried deep beneath the cocky surface; your favorite hype man, the best friend to have on your side; and everyone’s favorite martyr, which tracks for that twenty year old. anyway, i’ve heard they’re pretty boisterous, generous, and an instigator. apparently they’re in for the light and a fugly slut pureblood but i’m sure that’s not related… —— [playlist || pinterest ]

THE INSPIRATIONS (because they are, in truth, delightful):

sirius black - his main inspiration for all things in life, without whom, naturally, he would be nothing, and would have no one to show off for

peteykins, wormy, the man, the big cheese himself - whose request woke his bitch ass up thanks jake I blame you

and remus, mr moonpie, without whom I might never have had these super rad antlers. thanks buddy, I hope you have a good nap, okay?

mister bingley,

himself (he insists)

genie - (RW)

John Lennon - james, ffs we’re talking about how I write you, not who actually inspires you, idiot.

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGE- HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING??

→ NAME: james charlus danger fleamont potter ––– “danger is not your middle name, james.” “yes it is, it literally is.” “I didn’t name you that.” “I know, I added it myself.” → NICKNAMES: prongs, jimothy, jimmy jams, hitler (once, it didn’t go over well, and yes, it was about quidditch) – honestly, you could call this kid just about anything but JIM. or sue. or late for dinner.   → AGE / D.O.B.: 20 / 27 march → SPECIES: pureblood wizard also sometimes he’s just a stag and it’s chill → GENDER / PRONOUNS: non-binary || he/they → SEXUALITY: he’s never thought about it too hard

FAMILY → PARENTS: fleamont and euphemia potter → SIBLINGS: alphabetically: peter, remus, sirius → COUSINS: hahahhahahaha hi i’m related to most of you fuckers → ESTRANGED:  probably like half of you technically, I don’t know I stopped counting → PETS: next question!

LIFESTYLE → BORN: godric’s hollow → DIED: godric’s hollow → RAISED: godric’s hollow / hogwarts castle → CURRENT RESIDENCE: see above → NATIONALITY: english → SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english, drunken idiot, pete with his mouth full, sirius with his mouth full, sleepy cranky remus (v v fluent, yeah) → OCCUPATION: pain in minnie’s ass student – head boy (!!!!!!), gryffindor quidditch captain & chaser  → DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: sometimes, sometimes, what are you, the police? go away! that’s my purse, I don’t know you! → RELIGION: who?

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES → FACE CLAIM: noah centineo → ETHNICITY: caucasian → HEIGHT: 6′3″ → WEIGHT: 175 lbs → BUILD: tall, looks really gangly and awkward until he rolls his sleeves up or takes his shirt off it’s fine, he’s (mostly not at all) over It (sometimes, brown, short coarse hair, four legs, and antlers) → HAIR: gorgeous black curly mess (and he likes it that way, much to his father, the inventor of sleakeazy’s, dismay) → EYE COLOR: hazel → DOMINANT HAND: right → SCENT: grass, ssweat (faint), and cedar, usually → NERVOUS HABITS: the hair thing, fucking with his sleeves (if they’re already rolled up), paces EXTRA 

CHARACTER → MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good → MBTI: esfp → WESTERN ZODIAC: aries → SONG: don’t stop me now - queen

MAGIC → WAND: mahogany, chimera scale, 11″, plaible – if he hadn’t died and all, harry woulda got a family wand but hey its cool its probably around somewhere peter can probably find It → PATRONUS: stag → BOGGART:  MOVING ON!

BIO

bobby newport james charlus danger fleamont potter has never worked a day in his life

at anything

ever

JUST KIDDING

the kid is efficient, but he’s dumb as hell (he’s not) and TRYING HARD AT ANYTHING LIKE IT MATTERS TO YOU just isn’t cool, alright??? it’s just not

so james works hard behind closed doors, when no one is looking

and that goes doubly so for his schoolwork (detention, what a blessing, and you know what? even if they do now separate the marauders for detention, all that means is he’s gonna get more finished, and that’s fine, because no one will know)

because james potter is ranked in the top 5 students of their class .... but you wouldn’t know it would you?

nope, because james potter is ALSO the guy who regularly says his dog ate his homework with a straight face, tackles nerds other students when they remind professors to assign or collect things, runs in late and dashes out early....FULL of excuses

and he’s always in detention, it seems like

and he is, at least once a week

but he’s still the team captain, and they’re going to win the cup this year

and he’s NOT “like, a total hitler” and if he hears it again, everyone is doing 50 laps. everyone.

and for whatever reason, they let THIS guy be the Head Boy

it really should have been, like, literally anyone else, probably

but the things James is forgetting to tell you is that 

Dumbledore, for all everyone else hates him, and Minnie see some of the best parts of James,that few truly get to see

like the way he loves and looks after his friends, every last one of them

or the dedication and passion behind every single thing james decides he wants to do

or the way his eyes light up when he gets excited

or that burning feeling in your chest, all fired up, after a James Potter Peptalk™ because you can take on. the world now and nothing can touch you

or the way he is with the boys

he’s a good kid ..... you just have to KNOW him to know that

but you don’t have to know him to like him, and most people do

and he plans to keep riding that high for a very long time.

oh, also?

BIG FAT MOMMA’S BOY – and unashamed about it.

[amjustagirl]

ok please write atsumu and anime-style tsundere reader. i want her to call him an idiot, embarrass him in front of his friends, but kiss him when no one's looking. :) thank u ily

A hahahhahahaha sure okay - I will try my best once I swim through the sea of work I'm currently drowning in 🏊🏊🏊

[bluescarletdiamond]

2Gether the Series Ep 4 Commentary

I’m so invested that I cannot stop from watching omfg LETS GO

Section 1/4

We love eye contact

Sarawat’s like… bro you’re giving me a night to learn a whole ass song ? Only because I love you

Everyone is curving my boy :((

“You talk to much” Sarawat just had to bring me back to that Ep where Lan WangJi told Wei WuXian the same thing :’)))

I love this girl, she is sweet, she is nice but what I don’t love is all this straight shit right in front of my salad (though as a bisexual I am struggling to also not care about this relationship lol)

Sarawat :(( HE BOUGHT HIM A DRINK OIFDSJS HE SHOULD’VE STILL GONE AND GAVE IT TO HIM

bruh lmaoooo 

I hate Tine lmaoooo

oHHH

the power that Sarawat has in this show is IMPECCABLE

Oh my god

Who looks that good 

THAT LITTLE SMILE HE GAVE HIM AWWW MY HEART

LOL WHAT 

“are you listening” Sir you just finished talking 

Sarawat is me tho, if I like someone I won’t try to flirt with anyone else or let anyone flirt with me lmao

Sarawat is so smooth like how? The universe really took its sweet ass time making him huh

He looked so sad when she said mans went home and now he’s :)

He gave you a key dude

Who sleeps like that? Me I also sleep like that except not naked OSDFKLO OH MY I cannot with this show sometimes haha

NEVER DID HE SAY “Sarawat Expo” 

Don’t reap more than you can sew Tine

Are they actually gonna get shit done? I truly do not know haha

“But if you do I might” ope WE LOVE IT HERE

Wait didn’t this already happen? Or was this like a preview that I commented too early on lol

 He is really adamant about this huh haha and Sarawat is such a tease

OH HE REALLY IS A TEASE 

WELL DAMN 

all these BL couples really need to learn to LOCK THE GODDAMN DOOR smh

I’m assuming that’s Sarawat’s mom and brother?? Welp this just go interesting :)

Section 2/4

Sarawat is just complete gay panic right now

I loveeeee how Sarawat is never up for this straight shit lmao

His brother is me I can already tell

He says that like he hasn’t already told them to play a scrubb song - boy I know you 

Never in my life dude I would literally throw hands if someone left me and to pay

this gives me modern Thai drama version of the untamed vibes since Sarawat is writing a song, a natural introvert, doing things he doesn’t normal do etc. while Tine is active, flirts with all these girls etc and Sarawats brother is the one exposing him lmao

I already know it’s a girl

and I was right smh

Dang he is really gonna expose him lmao

All these girls are thirsty as hell no cap

Awww he looks so cute 

Bro who is this man?? I know I’ve seen him before but I can’t remember where

Please don’t tell me that sarawat’s bro and him have a relationship because I don’t want that :((((( I don’t know why I just get a bad vibe from the dude

Section 3/4

If they do end up together, that worker is gonna be SHOOK

Never is he actually listening to him hell no

idk who this man thinks he is or what but he gives me a bad vibe and I dON’T LIKE IT

honestly I’m over these “bad” boy looks and attitudes oof

Finally, the person we’ve all been waiting for

Ooh does he know or does he know

I thought Sarawat was just a substitute tho? interesting

Did Sarawat not get the fit memo lmao

THE WAY TINE’S EYE CRINKLED LOOKING AT SARAWAT UGH MY HEART

oh my god… I just realized he kind of looks like a wannabe greaser smh and I am not a big fan of 

ODSIFW WAIT DID HE JUST SAY “OOH WAH AH AH AH” IM DEAD NO WHAT TH E HELL

oh my gosh they are the other couple… idk how to feel right now

He is so cute haha

Ma’am he’s a high schooler lol

that was not that funny lmao

Oh I would’ve taken her up on that lmao free school? sign me up

Wait was that all a daydream? I’m confused lol they need to show when it’s a flashback or daydream or present time better because a bitch is confused

Section 4/4

Tine :) oh wait :(

never did that girl just ditch him tf

oh okay she didn’t ditch him but like that do be random

Damn tea that aint it

BECAUSE HE LIKES YOU IDIOT

of all things he said diarrhea omfg

mark your words sir

oh hell no LMAO

for you he will :)

Me lmao

at you brother

OSDFOSD BITCH WSDOFJ HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Me too guys me too

But didn’t he strike a pose for the picture lol?

Interesting concept haha

ope INTERESTING

I wish it was that easy to do that but paying attention to a song from one earbud in a crowd full of people? yeah no

oh and he’s singing :))

WHY DID HE HAVE TO STOP NO 

SARAWAT’S SMILE YES

this is so cute 

if only they reached for each other’s hands smh

Okay I think I’ve endured enough pinning for the day lmao but in all seriousness, I cannot wait for their relationship to develop omfg it’s gonna be great I can already tell

[weed-cat]

Hahahhahahaha there's a new kid at school (a predominantly sp-ed school with under 30 students, for content), and I've always felt really safe there, but Mr New Guy told me that I'm disgusting twice on his first day, and has since;

Called me crazy and scary because I'm mentally ill and have attempted suicide

Called me a selfish idiot for picking up a piece of origami that he made to look at it

Refused to stop misgendering me, even after being told to stop by myself and two of my friends

Started crying when I had a panic attack and my friends got mad because of it, and then proceeded to lie to a teacher about how we were bullying him.

and haha guess who has complex PTSD from social, verbal, and physical bullying, and who doesn't feel very safe at all at school anymore!

[spnsmile]

Misha Collins Reason #SPN is ENDEaring

So today on my dash i read the most ridiculous thing... That spn is ending at 15 because of Misha Collins. Ha. Haha. Hahahhahahaha. Aw april fools is over. Stop joking around. So I love the Winchesters, but the brothers wouldnt be as appealing without Castiel. Seriously, they were so filled with angst that by the second season i was hating Sam for hating Dean and hating Dean for hating himself! Dean needed a savior (because who else saves the Hero? Why... A rebel of course!) and i love how Castiel complements Dean and i love how Dean loved Sam and i loved how Sam looked up to Dean. And i love the brothers for always praying to Cas and love Cas' sacrifices. I mean... Hate turned to love because of one barn entrance, y'all better watch it again. Dean needed Castiel period. Team Free Will was formed. I call them the holy trinity. Dean wouldnt be as appealing without his feathery-baby-in-a-trench-coat-husband. Misha balanced J2M with his wit. At the same time, you really think conventions will be that funny without Misha around? You think J2mm could handle fangirls without melting on the spot? How shy do you think Jensen was? And how thankful everyone was that Misha was always there to help him up! You people and your hate on Misha is groundless, tasteless hatred. And Misha potentially pushing a spinoff just to get money? You idiots, he's a philantrophist! He works for the betterment of the world and all your little mind can think is how he destroyed SPN? MAGGOTS deserve way better respect than you people. Anyways. I love Misha. I love J2M. Suckers.

[jjpmoans]

Kpop Squad Tag

Tagged by @mara-twins​ for ages but I just had time to do it NOW! 

 Rules - Fill in the blanks with your choice of any kpop idol and tag 5 people!

Categories:

Significant Other: 

Best friend (female) :

Best friend (male) :

S/O Best friend (female):

S/O Best friend (male) :

Your Mother figure: (doesn’t have to be female could just be someone you see to fill that role)

Your Father figure: (doesn’t have to be female could just be someone you see to fill that role)

________________________

MINE

Significant Other :

they said the best pairing is the Devil himself....

p/s can i have one more s/o? Just ONE MORE? Sorry Jinyoung lol XD

Best-friend (Female)

The most diva and the one that can actually kick Jaebeom when he becomes idiot.

Best-friend (Male)

because my real-life friend laughed at whatever i do

S/O Best friend (female): What do you mean? I am his best friend (friends to lovers au hahahahahahah)

S/O Best friend (male) :

of course this hooman

Your Mother figure: 

Sorry but no one hahahhahahaha because I had difficulties in choosing so letting this pass!

Your Father figure: 

because he’s so sweet and god knows how much I wanted a dad like him.

_________________________

Do you guys wanna try? 

@transparentweepingstudent @kpopstories @riceeater22 @daydreamwithme @dearbeommie and everyone!? tag me when you did it!

[astrofireworks]

watching this and i want to scream????? 

apparently sanha bleaches his hair every three days ??? fantagio this can’t be healthy 

bin’s wearing a shirt that has ‘merman’ on it asdfjlKJAHSDLK time to cry

bin wanted to be a swordsman but then after that he wanTED TO BE AN ASTRONAUT BECAUSE HE LOVES SPACE I’M YELLING

lmao bin saying that he wants to go to space maybe when it’s possible when he’s 70-80 and the mc telling him to earn enough money first lmAOOOO

ALSO I’M YELLING THEY’RE DOING THE CHORUS OF BABY ACAPELLA 

apparently there are three point dances to baby:

‘gentlemen’ actions like spraying perfume (the first part) and cuffing their shirts (the last part)

‘saying hello’ in the slidey chorus part (‘a butterfly,’ rocky says, ‘but also like, don’t come near my face’)

the ‘butterfly dance’ because rocky made it (i assume this is in reference to the ‘the floor is lava’ jump)

mj describing i’ll be there as a ‘goodnight goodnight’ song and everyone cackling and correcting him & bin: “it’s every minute u bitch” and everyone laughing again becaUSE IT’S DREAM NIGHT SON

mj choosing because it’s you as his fave song

eunwoo picking i’ll be there and lie 

mj interrupting to ask if he could eat the watermelon LOL

eunwoo telling him to go ‘goodnight goodnight’ after eating i live for savage eunwoo

IM CRYIGN everyone singing i’ll be there acapella 

but rocky just snorting to himself instead of singing and jinjin slapping rocky on the neck 

mc: ????

rocky: ‘everyone’s singing but then i’m hearing jinjin sing and he goT THE MELODY WRONG’

jinjin: ‘i’m a rapper!!’ :D

now they have games 

eunwoo not being able to rip the sticker off the board properly LOL

they’re singing baby in different styles 

mj about 2 sing baby in the style of troT!!! members complimenting that he’s good at singing trot

SANHA ASDKJHFASD HE’S SINGING BABY AS A BABY SONG I’M RIOTING

mj slapping him on the neck sAme

mj slAYING HIS TROT

AKJSDFHALSKJDFH BIN SAYS HE’S GOING TO DO A SEXY VERSION

update: i’m deAD HE’S JUST MAKING UNNECESSARY BREATHY NOISES I’M

jinjin saying it just sounds like a 變熊 version (?? idk what this is)

BIN MOANED THE ‘OH’ I’M ADSAJKLJHKJHFLASLHKJDF

rip vivi 2k17

eunwoo doing an idiot version (do u remember donggu from that one astro play where dongmin put on those weird glasses and acted like an idiot)

astro dying of laughter 

rip astro 2k17

jinjin clearing his throat because someone suggested a nursery song style and he’s abouT TO FALSETTO IT 

jinjin’s voice cracking i’m cryign

he’s not falsettoing it he’s just screaming i’mlauggh i love jinjin

saucy wink

rocky about 2 drop a saTOORI VERSION I’M !!

sanha has to act something out and everyone has to guess

sanha flopping around 

everyone guessing different types of birds

mj: “pufferfish???”

sanha: yEs

seal sanha + doggo sanha 

cat sanha

everyone guessing ‘cat’

eunwoo: ‘aoa sunbaenims????’ ibtch whAt

sanha being a gorilla

everyone saying ‘gorilla’

mj: ‘ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY’

sanha being another type of monkey (?)

everyone guessing different types of monkeys

mj: ‘ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY’ 

sanha acting out a third different kind of monkey (i think orang utan???)

mj: ‘ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY!!!!!’ 

mc: whY IS EVERYONE ROCKY

also mj: ‘SANHA’ asdfasjdf

sanha being another bird (?)

bunny sanha + lion sanha + koala sanha

caption: “go to the zoo, you’ll fit right in” HAHAHHAHAHAHA

next game: astro has to pick 2 members and say 5 sentences that will move the viewer’s heart (??? flirting w the camera?)

bin volunteering mj

mj: LISTEN IT’S NOT JUST GOING TO BE HEART-MOVING IT’S GOING TO BE HEART-STOPPING

mj, reciting the chorus of baby while rubbing his lip

astro: ‘stoP RECITING BABY LYICS’

mj: godMAMA

“you believe in oppa, right?”

“you should only look at me”

mj stopping becauSE EVERYONE KEEPS LAUGHING AT HIM

“sunbae, i love you”

“noona, daTE ME PLS”

“aunty, you’re really pretty!!”

conclusion: i love mj

mj volunteerING JINJIN I’M CRYIGN 

jinjin taking deep breaths

jinjin: ‘darling...’, smirking then bursting out laughing a,dfjhasadh

bin: ‘IM GON PUKE’

jinjin: ‘let’s go out & get coffee!!’

jinjin, grabbing rocky’s neck: “do u want 2 kiss me”

rockY LOOKING HORRIFIED

everyone begging him to redo it 

jinjin: ‘next time i’ll be better to you’

everYONE BEGGING HIM TO REDO EVERYTHING & jinjin pretending not to hear

jinjin, sending a heart kiss: i love u!! and everyone finally acknowledging it as the first sentence

jinjin: what do you meAN I FINISHED ALL 5

them volunteering eunwoo instead 

‘manhwa version!!’ and astro singing the shalalala~ backing track

eunwoo: ‘actually... i’ve liked you for a long time from afar... date me?’

astro clapping in defeat nobody can beat the king of flirting

also astro: ‘why am i uncomfortable suddenly’ saMe

last one: who’s the best at taking selfies?

nearly everyone pointing at sanha 

bin pointing at himself then sanha LMAOOOO

eunwoo pointing at himself LOL

eunwoo changing his vote to rocky

sanha getting 4 votes and rocky getting 2 becauSE HE VOTED FOR HIMSELF

“ROCKY SWAG” ASKDFLHKADS

baby sanha demonstrating his 4 cut fairy i’m so !!!!! my heart is !!!!!! he’s so pure!!!!!!

everyone posing for a photo and mj beaming and bin doing the three claw baby bear thing my heart is weeping i love that pose so much

eunwoo winking and jinjin being cute!!

ROCKY JUST BEING SWAG I’M

this is singularly the most ~astro~ video i’ve watched this week i’m crying i love it 

there’ll probably be subs out there somewhere but meanwhile this is what i can do rip i wish i had translating software and time because this is the funniest shit everyone needs to watch it

[getinthefuckingjaeger]

Do you ever think about how TSS was, Harry: Eggsy no, Eggsy: Eggsy yes.. And TGC was, Eggsy: Harry no, Harry: Harry yes? How beautiful that these two idiots take turns on who gets to the be main idiot for the film

TAKE TURNS TO BE THE MAIN IDIOT IN THE MOVIES HAHAHAHAHA hahahhahahaha nonnie, lemme tell you that when Harrys back to full Kingsman agent 100% bitch ass capacity as pointed out earlier, Merlin will be the one going GALAHADS NO and of course those assholes being GALAHADS YAS.

[jerseydeanne]

Lmfao at Amoke from the UK on the daily mail comments who said MM was at KP w/ PH meeting Obama yet PH was w/ Mark Dyer at the Rugby match WITHOUT her!! 😂 but nooo she was at KP but not at the rugby match w/ him?! Hahahhahahaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣 Amoke is SO delusional!

put the joint down Amoke and roll away from the keyboard, wonder how much does it pay to be an idiot online, I know it’s zilch for me, lol

thanks anon