#HBD to my bestie ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[monoidea]

[agendabymooner]

“besties” ! mick s. x ofc (filipino!nanny!ofc)

summary: mick (or “schums” for the girl) and barbie are “just best friends” - they’re so close that even the vettels decided to set them up on a sweethearts night in disneyland paris.

content warning: appearance of bel and sebastian vettel, “best babysitting pardner”, mick is so obvious it hurts my brain, drivers being shitheads (and bar-mackie truthers), seb being a master manipulator (of the ship), rare arthur leclerc and pierre gasly in the comments

note: there’s a lil part here talking about a “debut” - which is a tradition in philippines that’s celebrating a woman’s 18th birthday. long story short, a celebration of womanhood of some sort. 18 roses is a part of the celebration where the celebrant would dance with 18 men, and mick schumacher was a rose - aka he danced with her. that’s a backstory.

i know i said there’ll be pierre gasly- i promise there will be!! anyways. enjoy xx

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mickschumacher posted a story !!!

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estebanocon happy birthday “pardner” 😉❤️

landonorris happy birthday “bestie”!!!!

oscarpiastri happy birthday to my “friend” 💕

user1 LMAO THESE THREE AREN’T SLICK HAHAHHA

maxverstappen1 happy birthday to you barbie!

pierregasly hbd pretty girl !!! 😘

landonorris holup stay in ur lane ✋

arthurleclerc happy birthdaaaaay mon ange 😇

charles_leclerc not you too artie 🤨

barblanco omgggg did you and kimi make that bouquet?!!!! liked by mickschumacher

barblanco thank you so so soooo much schums!!! you’re the freaking best (second behind kimi of course 😜) liked by mickschumacher

mickschumacher second before seb is enough for me 😘

user2 everybody say simp

user3 simp

user4 simp

user5 simp

georgerussell63 whipped

landonorris simp

alex_albon simp

belongvettel posted a story !!!

mickschumacher posted a story !!!

[missmielyhoran]

Daddy (4)

in which Y/N's daughter accidentally calls Harry daddy and the whole world goes crazy...

Face claim- Dakota Johnson

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harrystyles Chunky loved mum's farm a bit too much I fear. @/yourinstagram we would have to move.

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Harryfan1 WHAT. THE. FUCK

Jeffazoff HARRY🤦

Harryfan3 Was this supposed to be on his private account?

Yourinstagram Harry wrong account! wrong account!

Harryfan2 Holy shit

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On twitter-

Harryfan1 Did you guys see that, or did I dreamt it?

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Harryfan2 Oh no, I definitely saw that

Harryfan3 It was meant to be on his personal account, which means he has more posts like this😭

Y/Nfan1 Jeff probably got a heart attack lmao💀

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Zendaya Happiest birthday to my best friend, my sister and my twin flame! I love you and Mimi so much<33

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Y/Nfan1 Happy birthday bestie💕

Yourinstagram Stop I love you too😭❤️

Harryfan1 Okay but her outfit😩🤌

Y/Nfan3 Harry we can see you liking her pictures. It was posted 2 minutes ago! get a grip💀

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harrystyles story-

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On twitter-

Harryfan2 He said hbd ily😭😭😭 god me when?!

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Harryfan1 Sleeping on the highway tonight😭

Harryfan2 I'm bringing sleeping bags😭

Harryfan3 Take me too😭

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DailyMail 'As it was' singer, Harry Styles spotted with model Y/N Y/L/N and her daughter at Disneyland on model's birthday. Is this a new flourishing relationship or just a tactic by their management to promote the model's new line of clothing brand?

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Y/Nfan1 Fuck off DailyMail

Harryfan1 Mimi looks so cute🥺

Harryfan2 her sister is wearing tpwk hoodie aww

Y/Nfan3 Harry better treat her right or there will be roit

Harryfan4 Fake!

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harrystyles Home❤️

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Harryfan1 H😭O😭M😭E😭

Harryfan2 god me when?

Yourinstagram 🏡❤️

Y/Nfan1 Our ship sailed guys😌

Annetwist Enjoy kids!

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dottycatlookalike Good night

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Annetwist Oh she's so cute❤️

GemmaStyles This account gives me anxiety cause your post go from cute baby posts to possibly posting a nude

dottycatlookalike that was one time! on accident!

Yourinstagram Thank you for the wonderful day H! I can't believe I found you❤️

dottycatlookalike I can't believe I found you both❤️

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Yourinstagram Thank you for the best birthday ever! ily. goodnight❤️

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Y/Nfan1 oh to be harry styles

Harryfan1 Look at Harry and mimi🥺

harrystyles Prettiest❤️

Y/Nfan2 @/harrystyles can you fight?

Harryfan3 they're cute I take everything back😭

Zendaya Sexy😩

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Vogue "Yes, we are dating but there is no rush. Emilia (her daughter) adores Harry like crazy. If we're not hanging out she be hanging on my shoulders asking when we're going to meet him and he loves her the same. Always spoiling her with different food and gifts, if she asks for anything he be up at 3 a.m. to make it for her." The model laughed talking about her and her daughter's relationship with singer and actor Harry Styles.

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Harryfan1 He gets up at 3 a.m. to make food for Mimi🥺

Harryfan2 Dadrry strikes again!

Y/Nfan1 she looked so good in this photoshoot🥵

Harryfan3 everyone thank mimi for calling Harry daddy cause now we get this😌

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And the end

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[leaderofthebadbitchbrigade]

I want a Sunday kinda love | JC X JB

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Just_.chaseyyyyy :Happy birthday to my bestie for the literal restie, my leech(mosquito), my fave and my rock. From the day you hit me in my four year old face with a football and then took care of me all day🥹🥹.love ya to pieces❤️❤️

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All HBD

Lsuteaaaaa: @j.sheisty and @just_.chaseyyyyy at joes birthday party last night

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Thebetterchasetwin: @j.sheisty@just_.chaseyyyyy explainnnn

Alana.b12: @j.sheisty@just_.chaseyyyyy

User-1: @j.sheisty@just_.chaseyyyyy

User-3: @j.sheisty@just_.chaseyyyyy

User-2: @j.sheisty@just_.chaseyyyyy

Just_.chaseyyyyy: @j.sheisty what did we do ?????

J.sheisty: @just_.chaseyyyyy I’ll text you

Jordyn’s phone:

My baby😍❤️:this

Jordyn:damnnnn

My baby❤️😍:yeah…

Jordyn:did my brother see

My baby❤️😍:definitely and they posted on that damn lsu drama page

Jordyn:double homicide

My baby❤️😍:at least we don’t have to hide it

Jordyn:I’ll be brave and post

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Just_.chaseyyyyy:yall caught us or wtv (sorry jamarr

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Alana.b12: finally 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

Thebetterchasetwin: I respect it i guess lol @j.sheisty still gotta watch the hands tho

J.sheisty:@thebetterchasetwin I can’t agree to that💀💀

Thebetterchasetwin: @j.sheisty wtv

Lsuteaaaaa: thank yallll💜💛💜💛💜💛

User-1:warrrrrr issss overrrrr

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An:did yall like it🫣🫣

[i-care-4u]

birthday girl ✹ jack harlow

INSTAGRAM AU

PAIR: JACK HARLOW X READER

FACECLAIM: TAYLOR RUSSELL [SHE/HER]

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urbanwyatt

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urbanwyatt happy birthday yourusername 🎂

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yourusername thank you bestie ☺️

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harlowshome i live for this friendship 🥺

ynbabe QUEEN

user1 who is she, she’s so pretty

↳ jckhrlw user1 that’s jack harlow’s girlfriend, yourusername

yourusername

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yourusername thank u all for the birthday wishes!🕯️

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jackharlow another year with my girl

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urbanwyatt happy birthday 🧁

lilnasx HAPPY BDAY

alexademie 💕🍰

bellahadid happy birthday angel 😇

ynarchive my *zodiac* princess 💜

ynfan1 one for the books, hbd lovely

user1 birthday twin!!! 😍

ynlnmemes how can a dinner setting look better than me 😭

↳ ynismywife ynlnmemes PLEASEEEE-

jackharlow

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jackharlow This life is something I dreamed of long ago

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yourusername Of all pictures, you picked the one with me in the sweater…

↳ jackharlow yourusername To be fair, I’m wearing a sweater here too

↳ yourusername jackharlow Fair enough 🙄

jharlowoww MY PARENTS ☝️😫

lovelettertoyn happy belated birthday y/n ❤️

ynsource my sunshine ☀️

user1 enjoy your days here!

jackharlowsbabe MOTHER AND FATHER

user2 i hope your day has been amazing so far, you deserve it jack and y/n

ynfan1 a piece of art right there 🖼️

jackharlow via instagram stories

[belivinthiscausemebarelyknew]

Ms Birthday girl!!

ethan edwards x black!reader

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yourbestie1; happy fucking birthday to this real life angel. OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS YOUR BDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳. You truley are my bestie. You know me better than anyone else, youve always been there for me when i needed it, youre my girl. Remember when we smoked 🍃 in hs after we egged my exs house? 😭😭. Anyways love you sm birthday girl 🤭😁😁☺️😚

yourusername: 🥹🥹🥹 I LOVE YOU SM BESTIE

yourbestie: I LOVE YOU MOREEEEEE 💋💋💋💋

markestapa: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMMM 🥳🥳🥳

yourusername: ☺️ THANK YOU SONN

dylanduke25: HAPPY BDAY TO MY FAV PERSON

yourusername: DUKER UR SO SWEET 🥲 🙃

edwards.73: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY ☺️

yourusername: THANK YOU BABE. i love you edwards 💋

rutgermcgroarty: HAPPY BDAY MOM

yourusername: 😊😊😊😊 thank uuu rutgerrrr

rutgermcgroarty: does this make me the favorite kid now

markestapa: what are you talking abt im mom and dad’s favorite

dylanduke.25: stop being stupid its me

yourusername: 🤦🏾‍♀️

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edwards.73: happy birthday to the sweetest girl i know. every time I lose a game or win she’s the one i go back to. She’s my home. In the time ive spend with her even with i love every second of it. even if we argue over stupid stuff i still love her. Shes MY girl . not any of yalls. shes kind, loving supportive, the best. but anyways happy birthday to the best and my favorite person out there. aint no one like you. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SWEET GIRL 😚🫶🏼🫵🥳☺️😁😘🥰

yourusername: ETHAN OMG 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I LOVE YOU. I LITTERALLY CRIED READING THIS

edwards.73: I LOVE YOU BABYYYY ❤️

yourbestie1: corny and im loving every second of it

dylanduke.25: i love this @:markestapa

markestapa: only time i wont gag when mom and dad are being cutesy again.

yourusername: mark stfu u literally love when we act cutesy

markestapa: 😒 not true

yourbestie: @:markestapa girl bye

lhughes_06: happy birthday y/n/n :)

yourusername: thank you hughesy 😊😊

umichtrack: hbd to the GOAT 🐐

yourusername: jj give coach her login back🤦🏾‍♀️

umichtrack: ok MOM

yourfriend69: THAT LAST PICTURE. MOMMY

yourusername: 💀

a/n: happy birthday to you if its urs cause it definitely aint mine 😭

[onsunnyside]

Happy birthday beautiful Sonny🌞

Wishing you a day as special as you❤️

I hope you know the positive impact you have on people like me:). You’re literally filled with positive energy and I don’t think anyone will ever be upset from you.❤️

Cheers to more spicy videos in your 21st year🥂🔥

Hope 21 treats you nicely bcuz u deserves the nicest things from world❤️❤️🥺

Can’t thank you enough for times i vented in your ask too🥹❤️

-from your seal 🦭

also i sent another hbd ask but idk if tumblr eat it or not:(

Ahhh thank you bestie dearest !! You’re so sweet and I love seeing you in my inbox 🥹🥹 pls take this kith 😚🫶

[meetmymouth]

theadora: instagram posts (harry’s birthday)

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annetwist ❤️🐇🎂

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niallhoran Happy birthday man . 😘

jeffazoff 🥰🥺

harrystitties HARRY AND TEDDY 👑👑👑❤️❤️

irenelovesharry ANNE OH MY GODDDDD

harryxzayn for the love of god they’re so cute I’m crying

finelinelove TEDDY AND HAZZA

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jeffazoff HBD.

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kidharpoon You’re getting old @harrystyles

harrylovessausages SHEHHXHDHD HARRYYYYYYYY

sarahxharry HARRY

ynraress OMFG HARRYYYYYY HAPPY BDAY BABTYYY

annetwist 😘❤️

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ynupdates Theadora on Gemma’s story.

ynraress BABYYYYY

ynandharry Love how we’re getting Teddy content on Harry’s birthday.

harryssocks TEDDY

harrylovesmustard the ring tho…. Kill me

-> greenandpink @harrylovesmustard why did you have to point that out 🤭😬

zaynhoe the ring…😣 I wonder if he still has it and maybe gets it out sometime to look at it i-

-> harryskisses @zaynhoe SHUT UP

-> finelinehoe @zaynhoe SHUT THE FUCCKKKWUP

-> erodangels @zaynhoe YOUR EVIL

-> ynandharryy @zaynhoe SHUT THOPPP WTF IS TOUR PROBLEM

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scottysakamoto 28. Been on this Earth for more than 20 years and so far 27 has been my favourite. Thank you, Teddy.

jeffazoff 🥲♥️

annetwist My babies ❤️❤️❤️ I love you.

niallhoran She looks like Y/N . Happy birthday mate .

-> glenne_azoff @niallhoran 😬😂

kidharpoon HBD H 🎂🐟

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gemmastyles Wishing a joyous happy birthday to my favourite brother xoxo @harrystyles

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harryloveszayn GEMMA

annetwist 😁❤️

yourusername 😂

-> zaynsleg @yourusername OMG Y/N WTF ARE YOU DOING HERe

-> zendayasbutt @yourusername BESTIE YOU FORGOT TO LOG OUT OF YOUR REAL ACC

-> niallerrrrs @yourusername Y/N?!!!? WHAT IS THIS A FEVER DREAM

-> erodangel @yourusername OMGSFJDJDJ WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BESTIE wrong acc

-> lorenlovesharry @yourusername Y/N!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BROKE THE INTERNET

jeffazoff He’s the better looking one for sure.

liampayne Happy birthday brother

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harrystylesnews Y/N on Twitter. Idk if this has anything to do with Harry’s birthday but as you can see from the retweets, fans are going crazy. Pls don’t send her hate.

harryraress when you type gift that’s one of the emojis that come up. gift = present = birthday present ……coinkidance i think not

-> ynupdates @harryraress you need help but you made me laugh

-> harryraress @ynupdates your welcome

harryandhaylor I don’t think it has anything to do with him she tweets random emojis sometimes.

kendallxharry ^^ LET US HVE THIS

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harrystylesnews Throwback to this gem from Harry and Glenne’s birthday party last year.

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geometrysucksss Y/N in the background 🥲😣����

-> harrysthirdnipple @geometrysucksss her smile despite their divorce being recent

-> zendayasthong @harrysthirdnipple OUCH

harryraress Y/N my love 💔

ynupdates AWKSSSSSSS

niallshoe WEIRDOS JUST KISS AND MAKE UP

-> olivialovesharry @niallshoe No.

erodasoup he looked so hot that day i wonder if y/n wanted to jump his bones as well

-> giannalovestriangles @erodasoup LOL

[only-kiwi]

hey! i just binged your one shots and i was wondering if i could be added to the tag list! i loved all of them!

part seven - safety net

love this chapter!! had to post for H’s birthday <3

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yourinstagram february 1st is my favourite day because my favourite person was born. harry, you are the funniest, kindest, most talented person i know. i can’t believe you’re mine. i have to pinch myself every morning because even waking up next to you feels like a dream. you make me cry with laughter every single day, even at my lowest, and i’m so grateful for that. you’re more than my soulmate, more than the love of my life. you’re my safety net. you’re a piece of me and i take you everywhere. i love you more than anything, and i’m so proud of everything you do. welcome to 28 baby <3

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ynfan1 NO WAY

ynfan2 IM CRYINGSHEJSK

harrystyles I love you so much, angel. Thank you.

yourinstagram @/harrystyles 🥺🥺🥺🥺

harryfan1 HBD HARRY

harryfan2 yeah i’m definitely crying

annetwist 🥰🎉

alexademie you guys are the cutest!! happy birthday harry!!!

florencepugh ❤️❤️❤️

ynfan3 why is no one talking about how hot harry looks

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harrystyles Thanks for all the love. Going into 28 feeling grateful for everything I have. I love you, H.

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annetwist So so glad you guys were able to come home x

gemmastyles No pics of me… ok 😢

harrystyles @/gemmastyles you literally covered your face in all of them

niallhoran Hope you had a sick day brother !

yourinstagram moving to london idc

harrystyles @/yourinstagram let’s do it, I miss home.

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yourinstagram harry & i wrote ‘safety net’ on our third date… tonight it’s yours <3

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ynfan4 is this a prank

ynfan5 ANOTHER ONE??

harrystyles Joint album?

yourinstagram @/harrystyles we actually have enough songs to do that

harryfan3 OMG they probably have so many songs together i need them all !!!

harryfan4 i love how happy they are ugh my heart

jefezoff Besties ❤️

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harrystyles 🖤

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harryfan5 SAFETY NET LIVE???

harryfan6 faves

yourinstagram singing with you makes me so happy

ynfan6 HUH

ynfan7 😍😍😍😍

gemmastyles ❤️

florencepugh Wow

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[jeanbeaux]

SATIVA

iwaizumi hajime x f!reader

w/c: 1.5k

warnings: 18+/minors dni/smut, cockwarming, (legal) drug use, characters are 22 in this, features college iwa bc furudate did not give us enough of him and various characters that i chose are also going to uci post time skip

a/n: its gemini szn yall which means its the season of my favorite pussy pounder and my bestie @aiiwa (hbd my love ❤️❤️❤️) anyways this is my first hq piece so i hope y’all enjoy. much luv to my beta readers @asahiswrld & @smoochiesdiarie, and yes, this was inspired by sativa by jhene aiko

Even after twenty-two trips around the sun, it’s safe to say that Iwaizumi Hajime is not a party person. He’s the designated driver, the one you can depend on. His routine is to nurse a beer or two to stay lucid for some pong games, his usual bedtime being pushed back when he helps cart all his friends back to their respective dorms after a night of hitting shots. He’s been getting away with this since freshman year, nobody challenging the presence of the designated dad friend.

Too bad the jig was finally up when the party was about him.

It’s his turn in the spotlight, and he’s never felt more out of place. He’s smiling sheepishly as he stands in front of the cactus shaped cake; Mattsun said it’s because of his hair, but he has a feeling its a thinly veiled dick joke. His cheeks are growing redder as the crowd continues to sing Happy Birthday off key, Tanaka smacking him on the back at the end of each lyric. He loves and appreciates everyone here, he really does, but he knows that June 10th was the perfect occasion for his friends to throw a rager at Ushijima’s beach house that they would enjoy more than him.

And when he finally blows those candles out, the spotlight shifts again — the quick round of celebratory cheers dying out to the sounds of Saeko goading Akiteru into letting her take a body shot and Makki drunkenly duetting Terushima to Dick by Starboi3 on the patio. In the midst of all this chaos, he finds his lifeline — you — making your way to the middle of the middle of the room to with a tightly rolled blunt between your manicured fingers.

“Nice hat,” you giggle, flicking the brim of the feathered cowboy hat resting on his dark locks.

“Oh, thank you,” he smiles back. “Shittykawa’s always saying that pink was my color. Enjoying the party so far?”

“Oh yeah. Who wouldn’t have fun seeing the stoic Iwaizumi Hajime get a little shy?”

His cheeks tint once again, and you can’t help but notice that Oikawa really did have a point about pink being his color. “I hope that’s not all you’re here for. Shy Hajime is clocking out for the night pretty soon.”

“Boooo, I had a birthday present and everything for him too,” you pout, waving the blunt in front of his face. “I guess I can share it with the regular old Hajime if he wants.”

“He might be down for that.”

“Then do you want to get out of here? People won’t mind if I steal the birthday boy away, would they?”

Iwaizumi cracks a smile in response. “I doubt they’ll even notice.”

Sure enough, the both of you slip through the french doors with ease, giggling as you pad through the sand to head over to his car. At first glance, nobody would have ever expected that straight-laced Iwaizumi Hajime would be the type to mess around with the devil’s lettuce. You certainly hadn’t, as you were originally smoking buddies with Makki and Mattsun, a bond created to unwind after the brutality of organic chemistry exams. Iwaizumi was just the third roommate, the one who grunted a hello as he headed to the gym while the three of you indulged in your munchies on the couch. All that changed when you had walked in on him taking a hit from the three foot beaker bong they had set up in the living room — clouds gathering in the glass in between his toned thighs. He’d greeted you with a lazy smile and waved you over to the couch to join him, offering the tube to you. It was the first time you had seen him without a furrowed brow, the first time seeing him without the stress of the world he always seemed to carry on his shoulders. In that moment, you felt like you were meeting him all over again, finally introduced to who Iwaizumi Hajime was when he relaxed.

Whenever you smoked with Makki and Mattsun, there was always something that went awry, like Mattsun attempting to order twelve pizzas with a Seth Rogen impersonation or Makki having the urge to unscrew all the doorknobs in the apartment. But with Iwaizumi, it was different. It was peaceful, the comfortable silence you two shared occasionally broken by a giggle and a dumb observation. Makki and Mattsun had noticed the dynamic you two had was different when you smoked, and more often than not they had been slipping out of the apartment to leave you two alone before pantomiming a lewd gesture before making their way out the door. But that envelope had never been pushed, and you were okay with that, but that pit at the bottom of your stomach was starting to grow more at the thought of just being solely a smoking buddy to him.

You finally reach Iwaizumi’s Camry for him to open the passenger side door for you before rounding toward the driver’s seat. He ends up with his chest nearly crashing into the wheel with how far the seat is pushed up, earning a laugh from you as he sheepishly explains how he’s been borrowing his aunt’s car for the time being and hasn’t been able to get the seat unstuck. You decide to forgo the height joke that had been sitting on your tongue, it’s his birthday after all, and lean over the console to hand him the lit blunt. You watch as he brings it to his mouth and takes a deep inhale, the striped button down shirt rising as his lungs expand, and eventually, the smoke curls past his pursed lips in a slow exhale, and it’s a miracle that he doesn’t see you practically drooling at the sight as he passes the blunt back to you. This routine continues for a while, the inside of the car growing foggier with every hit you take as your playlist goes on softly in the background. The both of you are laughing as you try to mimic the beat drops with your hands, fingers brushing past each other occasionally starting a fire that licks down your veins.

“Oh,” he remarks, looking at the shrinking blunt between his fingers. “We’re almost out.”

“Well, the last hit should go to you, consider it a gift,” you say.

“Why don’t we share?”

“Share?” The word feels heavy in your mouth, the drugs clouding what he could possibly be alluding to.

“Yeah, share. Look at me,” Iwaizumi rests both elbows on the console, face hovering inches away from yours as he begins to exhale the smoke in your face.

“Iwa,” you giggle, batting the clouds away, “I think we need to be a little closer to pull that off.” You pluck the blunt from his fingers and inhale, leaning in to where your noses brush past each other and breathe into his mouth. “Did that work?” Your heart is trying to work it’s way out of your chest with how hard it’s beating.

“No,” he admits, “Can we get closer?”

“Please.” The word all but rushes out of you.

He puts a hand on your jaw to tilt your face, lips slotting against yours as he pulls you into a kiss. He’s stroking his thumb gently against your cheek, and in that moment, you wonder how you aren’t just melting into the seat, melting into him. He pulls away briefly, whispering, “I forgot the smoke that time.”

“I didn’t mind it,” you smile back. Iwaizumi moves back to lean in the driver's seat, gripping the handle and pushing it back with a loud shove. Then he’s helping you out of the passenger side, the large hands on your waist guiding you as your knees bracket his thighs. His mouth finds his way back to yours, and you grind back down against his growing bulge as his hands move underneath your skirt to give your ass a tight squeeze. He groans against your lips when he starts to feel how wet you are against his jeans, and you can feel the timbre of his voice radiating in your bones, causing you to whimper in response. His fingers start playing with the waistband of your underwear, waiting for you to give the word before he takes things any further.

“Hajime, please,” you beg, “I need you.” That’s all it takes to make the lace snap swiftly beneath his grip, tossing your ruined panties to the side before shoving his jeans and boxers down his thighs. You both moan at how his shaft is pressed against your cunt, he’s so close to you, so impossibly close, but it’s still not enough. He’s moving your hips across his length to coat himself in your slick, helping you rise on your knees so he can line himself up with your entrance. His fingers rub soft circles against your clit as you sink yourself down on him, murmuring about just how well you are taking him. He’s filling you up better than you could have ever imagined, and you let out the breath you didn’t even know you were holding when you’ve finally taken him to the hilt. He picks up the forgotten blunt, inhaling sharply before exhaling once again into your parted and waiting lips.

“Think we finally got close enough?” he asks. The way he looks back at you expectantly makes you realize how he’s been waiting for this to happen just as long as you have, making you break out in a dopey grin before you respond.

“Yeah, I think this is the perfect distance.”

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[night-is-a-feeling]

goooood morning sunflower 👀🥰! & happy birthday! my astrology queen. my lady lad. the listener to my vents. my fashionista. my drop dead gorgeous humble bestie with 2000 talents and 99 pasta problems, i am so so glad you were put on this earth today and i’m so so glad i am one of the people who was lucky enough to meet you along your journey. sincerely..no really..no like actually. thank you for always being there for me, responding to my crazy texts, hyping me up, cracking me up, unpacking every subject we can think of. more importantly, thank you for being born! where would any of us be without you? it’d be a boring, colorless life indeed. knowing you has added so much to my life and idk how to properly portray that via a message but i am virtually squeezing you so tightly rn: i hope that gets it across. ok back to the message—i hope you have the best most amazing birthday full of love, happiness, ease, relaxation, creativity, and whole lot of joy. like harry on tour joy. like lou with a stella in the studio joy. like the boys singing act my age joy. like the joy i felt that one time i saw that dog, you know the one. anywho HAPPY BIRTHDAY—congrats on conquering another year with grace and style ✨💖 i can’t wait to hear about all of the astrology behind your bday today. another year to explore and grow and be the badass you so effortlessly are. i will see ya later for hot chocolate time—don’t be late! ily hbd! 😘❤️♥️💙💕💜💙💗🖤💛💚💞❣️

i— i’m at a loss for words for how to respond to this 🥺 i’m so so lucky to know you and to have stumbled upon your friendship. i just love you so so much, my past year wouldn’t have been nearly as heartwarming, laughter filled and supported if it wasn’t for you. so thank you my darling!!!

here’s a moodboard i made representing my exact feelings waking up and reading this message first thing this morning. there were a lot of feelings

[chainreh]

omg its ann's birthday. hbd ann i love you bestie❤️one of my fav characters ever

[only-kiwi]

The matching yellow purple outfits!!!!! Omg that was a perfect addition. Could you do more of that with Harry x zendaya if that’s not too much trouble for you.

didn’t do the cheating thing because yuck but here you go <3

posts with zendaya

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[REQUESTS ARE CLOSED]

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yourinstagram men suck :/

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ynfan1 girl what

ynfan2 bestie what’s wrong ?

arianagrande i love you, you deserve the world !!

yourinstagram @/arianagrande 🥺

harryfan1 imagine being this pretty while crying

harryfan2 what happened? is this about harry ??

yourinstagram @/harryfan2 lol

ynfan3 confused

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tmz_tv Everyone’s favourite couple Harry Styles and Y/N Y/L\N have reportedly split up after three years of dating. Sources say it’s believed that Harry cheated while being away on tour. Link in bio for more.

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harryfan3 what the fuck

harryfan4 but they were so cute 🥺

ynfan3 apparently a fan met y/n and asked if harry cheated and she said no?? people really just believe anything they read lol

six months later - (yn hasn’t posted or been seen since her break up with harry)

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yourinstagram @/tchalamet

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ynfan4 WHAT THE FUCK

ynfan5 sis disappeared for six months and comes back with this??? girl what 😭

tchalamet you’re my favourite co-star

yourinstagram @/tchalamet don’t let saorise see this

harryfan5 wait why do i ship them??

harryfan6 are they together?

yourinstagram @/harryfan6 we filmed a movie besties that’s all

arianagrande 🥺

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tchalamet my best friend, my favourite co-star, my love. i fell in love with you the day we both walked onto set. happiest of birthdays to you. you deserve everything.

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ynfan6 OH MY GODHSJSJ

ynfan7 i’m fucking crying

yourinstagram never been happier and i owe it all to you. thank you, my love <3

tchalamet @/yourinstagram ❤️

harryfan7 happy birthday y/n !!

harryfan8 he’s cute but he’s not harry

yourinstagram @/harryfan8 yeah that’s kind of the point

arianagrande hbd gorg @/yourinstagram !! ily <3