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ryuubff · 1 year
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My hc of solomon’s love language being acts of service so he loves going on grocery runs for you and doing the household chores whenever you’re on your attendant duties. Esentially what im trying to say is… SOLOMON MALEWIFE….
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hwangsify · 2 years
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happy bday to my bf !!!
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plumbogs · 6 months
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anyways... the burbs are like... soo tragic in a heterosexual suburban way. like i don't think john's a bad husband at all i think he's even down to be malewife of all time and all that i think it's more like. he's completely ignorant to the fact that jen genuinely doesn't like being a nuclear family fashion mom and a lot of it is her own internalized problems because she wanted to grow up and be a sports star... but her own family pushed her against that and john's content to not pry or push her into following her actual dream. like. he's genuinely invested in living in the suburbs with the garden and all that stuff and just assumes that because jen isn't outrageously openly upset with it, she's happy with it. because he's kinda dumb in that straight guy way yk. i think their issues run a lot deeper than any kind of simple dislike like they simply couldn't make it work and both be happy even if they were honest.
but jen is Not happy and she's probably pissed that she's not happy because she's supposed to be happy. got husband and a happy kid and a house in the suburbs she is not supposed to be soooo sad. and her brother Does have what she wanted but takes it for granted it's sooooo sick
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lunamayn · 2 months
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The Quarry Collectibles Breakdown
Hi hello, my autism moment is still momenting. In honor of my fifth playthrough (Blood Pact Run babey), here's all the evidence/clues/tarot by location and counselor.
I'm a dataset kinda bitch and love to look at charts sooooo. This is mainly for me, if you get a kick out of it? Great!
Clues and Tarot by Chapter
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Honestly not a whole lot to say on these except holy shit Chapter 2 is Clue Heavy. (makes sense, it's the chapter before shit hits the fan officially)
I would have included Evidence here, but it's a boring chart folks. Every Chapter (except The Prologue) has one bit of evidence.
Clues by Counselors
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This project started because of how many collectibles Jacob finds in the first half of the game. I had to observe that data over time lmao
Laura was imprisoned for two months, gets out of jail, and fucking BOOKS it for the top clue finder spot.
I was actually surprised to see Dylan end up in second place for clues? Sir, you can't tease Kaitlyn for finding the Harum Scarum ticket stub when it's the only chapter she gets to find the collectibles! You've been at it since Chapter 2.
Ryan you found one. You found one clue. In all fairness, he's too tired from carrying the team on his back to bother with finding anymore.
Nick honey we didn't have you for long, but by god you put in the effort when we did have ya.
Kaitlyn didn't get a chance to snoop all game, and the moment she's got the opportunity? She makes third place a four way tie.
Max is here because I love him. Also, when my partner got a sneak peak of this and saw Max had a big ol goose egg? He went, "This is malewife erasure."
Tarot by Counselors
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Laura is really out here doing the MOST
Again! Dylan is casually slinking into second place here for the second category of collectibles.
Jacob and Abi put in a lot of work at the start of the game, but what's that in Chapters 8 & 9? HERE COMES RYAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
Nick might not get to do a whole lot, but he certainly gives it his best.
Kaitlyn literally doesn't get to find anything until Chapter 10.
Max is once again just here because I love him.
Evidence by Counselors
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Last but not least, evidence breakdown!
Laura I am begging you to take a nap after the game concludes, please take a break girl.
Emma and Jacob got, objectively, the most important evidence. Picture of werewolf Max? Finding the dead dude at the bottom of the lake? Thanks for your service guys, you didn't need to go the extra mile and get more evidence!
In the credits listening to Bizarre Yet Bonafide, I crack up every time Murph (Okay Anton, but c'mon I'm a Dimension 20 bitch) calls Dylan's claw mark photo unconvincing and that he could do that if he were given a fork and a wall. Emily calling it filler evidence? Mwah!
Nick and Max, at least you're pretty.
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amethystamaranth · 10 months
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ty for your patience I was sooooo sick I mean I still am but I can actually formulate thoughts again sorry if this is incoherent
he's finished the dream scene, felt bad for lbh's poor childhood, said that even though he knows Airplane designed his story to purposefully evoke pity he still felt terrible for bunhe, didn't pick up on sqq taking nyy's place At All just went over his head I even told him to remember that he's reading a romance and he just stared at me like I'd grown a second head his face said bitch where and I resisted the urge to point to the cover and say bitch there, thought the portable grandfather joke was hilarious, also he read the whole part abt lbh moving into the bamboo house and thought that lbh was only happy bc he got a proper bed for the first time in his life.... I resisted the urge to facepalm this is worse better funnier more infuriating then when I brought up the congee and he was like oh dutiful disciple, totally not a malewife moment
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bisexualfagdyke · 15 days
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wifeguy malewife Jean who is sooooo obsessed w his gf Renee and cooks for her and they have a cutiepie domestic life and Jean is just complete putty in Renee's hands bcuz he adores her so much and every day they are just so infatuated and obsessed with each other and .guh. And Renee takes suuuch good care of him & she bathes him & helps him heal & she braids his hair when it gets long and they live in a ljttle cottage and ., they go on suuuch cute over-the-top dates and. Tbey r very bisexual and queer and in love!!!!! AND THEY ARE HAPPY!!!!!! And they cuddle and kiss and they love each other somuch. *bursts into tears*
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ofc-vi-writes-too · 2 months
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Alex Mullner x fem!farmer after marriage Headcanons because he is bae
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• #1 malewife and damn proud of it. He takes so much pride in looking after the house and the cat/dog, and kid(s) if you have any. if you chose to give him the 5k for the 14 hearts thing, it made him so happy that you trusted him that much it brought tears to his eyes
• its funny that he married a farmer because he is a germaphobe and absolutely hates the idea of doing anything remotely dirty. He’s more likely to help watering the plants because in his words “animals carry diseases.” he makes you take your shoes off outside if you’ve been working all day, and typically you have been so there’s now a little shoe rack outside the front door of your home.
• he’s a big cuddler. He prefers to be the little spoon but NO ONE other than you is allowed to know this information. If ygs aren’t spooning, He likes when you lay on his chest. Something about the extra pressure helps him sleep. He’s also just very clingy period. When you’re grocery shopping at pierre’s, he is permanently glued to your back, broke boyfriend hug, hands down. It makes you giggle but it also makes it hard to walk.
• he blushes really easy, so when you come up behind him while he’s in the kitchen and kiss his cheek, his whole face turns a bright red.
•He doesn’t want you to feel wierd about Haley or anything they had in the past. He offered to cut contact with her completely but farmer was obvs like “um no bae thats ur friend i dont want u to isolate urself.” He doesn’t say anything else and simply kisses you all over your face because he was so scared that you wouldn’t trust him around her, but that’s still his best friend. Yours and Haley’s relationship is a teeny bit rocky though.
• When you first got married he was a god aweful cook. You came home multiple times to the house smelling like burnt something and all the windows open to try and air it out. Your husband was sat at your kitchen table, head in his hands, absolutely defeated because he almost burned your house down and died over an omelette. He learned to stop being stubborn and just call grandma evelyn for advice on what to do.
• Speaking of his grandparents, He knew you were the one when he was eating dinner with his grandparents when you had barely started dating and his grandpa, out of dead silence said “You know, that farmer girl and you… that’s good. You’re mother would be proud.” Alex gets a little teary just thinking about it
• a cheesy romantic through and through. Like im talking rose in his teeth and wiggling his eyebrows to impress you. It works unfortunately every single time. he def has notes hidden somewhere on hallmark movies
• his favorite movie is the Notebook
• picked up knitting at a young age because of his grandma, so sometimes you’ll come home so something knew for you to wear, or new placemats and other things like that.
• he genuinely cannot wait to be a father. All he talks about is how he can’t wait to have little ones running around the farm. He told you he wanted 8. You convinced him 2 AT MAX was way more than enough.
• keeps up with young and the restless and bold and the beautiful TIRELESSLY so when you guys are cuddling in bed before you go to sleep, he tells you all about what’s happening in his show now. “And babe, you won’t believe this. She faked her death for the money! And he knew the whole time!” he gets worried he’s boring you so sometimes he’ll ask you if you want him to shut up. The answer is always no, but he asks anyway.
• he would prefer to go to bed after you get home but most some nights you don’t get back till super late so he does begrudgingly. He always feels when you get in bed and will glue himself to your side almost immediately, a faint smile playing at his lips in his sleep.
• he is secretly a comic book nerd, and has sooooo much batman merch its crazy that you had no idea until after he moved in and brought boxes and boxes of comic books with him. Usually you guys dress up as a different super couple for halloween, his favorite was Beast Boy and Raven. It has been repeated several years.
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a/n: i think i want to start an sdv fic too bc i need alex in a biblical sense.
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TAKUTO MARUKI - Persona 5 Royal
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PROPAGANDA (UNDER THE CUT):
The Persona fandom might pounce on me for this one, but Takuto is such a sweetheart! He's a cringefail malewife high school counselor! He's awkward, naive, and clumsy, he's the "how do you do, fellow kids?" meme. He's a great cook and he's always taking little sippy sips from his little apply juice box during his counseling sessions. That man sure loves his apples!
Takuto is the only adult in the game that's willing to support the teenage protagonist fully and enthusiastically from the get-go, no questions asked. He's tired and horribly traumatized but that won't stop him from trying to be a ray of sunshine for his students, all while repressing his own pain. He also goes out of his way to help total strangers. Basically he really thinks he needs to be the one giving and giving but never taking.
HOWEVER, he is not a pushover and this is important! He WILL speak up if he considers someone is being treated unfairly. He supports changing the system and believes in restorative justice for literally everyone except his One (1) sworn enemy which I think is funny.
Anyways, he might be a lovable dumbass but he is incredibly passionate about his research into cognitive psience. He could ramble on and on about it all day and I swear his eyes light up whenever you talk to him about it or show the slightest interest in it. You cannot convince me that man is neurotypical. Either way he seriously believes in his research's power to change the world for the better and will do ANYTHING to achieve it.
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[MAJOR SPOILERS FROM THIS POINT ONWARDS] Sooooo if the protagonist helps Takuto with his research, he's eventually bestowed the power to rewrite the very fabric of reality with no warning! Of course, being who he is, Takuto decides to use this power to rid the world of pain, to erase everyone's memories of their trauma and bring their loved ones back from the dead, and create a reality that's easier for everyone according to himself!
My favorite thing about Takuto's writing as an antagonist is that his motivations never change. Yes, he goes to some fun and cool extremes to achieve his goal, but he never does anything for himself even now that he has the power of a god, and he still really believes he's only sacrificing himself for everyone else's happiness. He's a great example of thinking "the ends justify the means," and "the road to hell is paved with good intentions."
Even if the protagonist chooses to confront him, they both still respect and care about each other like they did before. Takuto is genuinely distraught when he hears the protagonist doesn't approve of his vision for the world, because he really does think this is all for the best. He's just brainwashing people to make them happy! He also has some cool religious symbolism going on. He's convinced that the universe chose him specifically to guide humanity into a better, happier world. He misses his wife, Tails. He is perfect.
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markantonys · 1 month
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Reading Lord of Chaos now and there's SO much good Gawene content. "Rare was the man who wanted to marry a woman who, with the Power, could handle him like a child if she chose." Well this man likes it!!
It feels weird to me that people hate him, because malewives are such an important part of the Wheel of Time world of gender relationships, and Gawyn is the Ultimate Malewife.
LOC was the book that first got me truly invested in gawyn and in gawene! and what a top-tier line that i'd forgotten!! rare is the man who wants to marry a woman who could handle him like a child but gawyn is over here going "mommy? sorry. mommy?" god bless him. he IS the Ultimate Malewife! he's crucial to the ecosystem!
it truly is baffling that he is the #1 Most Hated WOT Character. he doesn't do anything! at most i could see people finding him boring or annoying, but the level of hatred directed at him just makes no sense. most of the Reasons Why Gawyn Sucks posts i see are just people deliberately interpreting everything he does in the most uncharitable light possible, or hating him for things that they straight up made up and that did not happen in the text lmao
but also, getting briefly into a couple instances of Narrative Malpractice (to use @butterflydm's recently-coined phrase) re: gawyn later in the series. if i'm remembering correctly, you know most/all spoilers but this is your first time reading the series, so i'm putting a cut here to be safe - i don't mention any big spoilers though, just a few things that may not make total sense if you haven't read the book in question haha (mostly with TOM and point #2)
i feel like the biggest actual, not-made-up-by-haters issues are 1) gawyn was sooooo slowburned because his storyline can't move forward until egwene's does and hers can't move forward until the ta'veren boys' do and mat is busy getting walls dropped on him and fucking around in a circus for 4 books and killing the pacing, and so the ripple effect out from that makes it feel like gawyn is sitting around stewing in indecision for way longer than he actually is.
and 2) when sanderson took over, he brought with him a hell of a lot of real-world patriarchy-rooted assumptions of what it means to be a prince, and applied those to gawyn in a way that does not make sense since gawyn is a prince in a matriarchal society (or rather, in a country with matriarchal royal succession; culturally, andor is definitely not a full matriarchy despite what reddit believes). so he invented this whole arc of "gawyn needs to learn how to be a warder instead of a prince aka how to step out of the spotlight and live in a woman's shadow" but as the son of the reigning queen and brother & protector to the future queen, gawyn was literally raised from birth to be in a woman's shadow instead of holding the spotlight himself. this is not an issue for him. he literally swore the oath "my blood shed before hers, my life given before hers" as a toddler and was raised with that mentality, which translates pretty fuckin directly to being a warder and being in the shadow of a woman who's more important than him!
but sanderson assumes that a prince would struggle to play second fiddle to an aes sedai, because that would be the case for a prince raised in a patriarchal royal family. which is a shame because it leads to takes like "gawyn hates that egwene is more powerful than him" which is patently untrue for his original characterization, as you point to with this line straight out of RJ's mouth! (and even for his sanderson characterization it's patently untrue since the conclusion of that arc is that gawyn DOES happily step into egwene's shadow.) it's also a shame because that struggle between his identity & duty as a prince vs. as a warder could have been really interesting, but sanderson approached it from the wrong angle. alas!
in conclusion, the only things wrong with gawyn are things that are the authors' fault, but gawyn himself has done nothing wrong ever in his life <3 i have faith that the show can bring more people around to him! especially because galad will be there being so rancid in comparison as a show!whitecloak.
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ggadtomarry · 1 year
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Sooooo... I guess you ppl were wondering who is who in the manipulate, malewife, manwhore, manslaughter meme, right?
Well, you are now!
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Well Albus is of course Manipulate! ♟️
Whether the issue is fooling the government, stopping his husband's murder plans, manipulating Tom from the graveyard, or being the chess master and not telling anything to anyone in order to win the big game, Albus is the man for you!
Testimonials: LV, correctly manipulated and defeated in 3d chess, his husband dying alone in prison, Harry naming his son after him
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Gellert is Manslaughter! 🔪
Annoying classmates? Worst brothers-in-law in existence? Muggles being muggles? Gellert has a very simple solution to all of this: torture, dark magic and/or murder. Work like a charm. At least if his husband is not directly involved.
Testimonials: him being expelled from dark magic school, Aberforth getting crucioed by him, Ariana being a collateral victim of his temper, his very strong Political party, his many murdered victims.
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Tom is Manwhore! 🥵
What? You thought he would have been Manslaughter? Of course he could, but let's face it: Tom knows he's hot and is not afraid to use it.
Like, how Albus describes him to Harry? Brilliant, clever, charming,... And handsome, because it's very important info to convey to 12 yo Harry.
And him dating / buying flowers and going to dinners / alluring / probably fucking old ladies in order to steal artifacts for his horcruxes? Whore.
Testimonials: his worst enemies (Harry and Albus) highlighting how much hot he was, Hepzibah Smith (RIP), Bellatrix Lestrange, probably many other ppl. Special mention for his services to the monsterfucking community.
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Harry is Malewife! 🥰
Like, if Tom is willing to be satisfied with being First Minister, tormenting his Death Eaters, and have regular sex (and receiving love), who is Harry to disagree?
Our boy is ready to sacrifice himself in order to save the world. If this means "Being an househusband" instead of "Getting tortured and murdered", Harry is down with it.
Also Harry is canonically a great supporter of the power of love, feels empathy for Tom and also offers LV a chance for redemption. Very good qualities. Especially for a loving homemaker.
Testimonials: Thousands of Tomarrymort fics can't be wrong. Also Harry being family-oriented and willing to save cruel people in spite of the atrocities that happened to him.
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mikorens · 11 months
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in gong ziyu's defense...
he wouldve gave the sword wielder position up in the first few eps to shangjue if they just asked him without berating him every 10 seconds. everyone and their mothers KNOW he is not fit to rule, hell even he knows he isn't. he's one night called by the elders and told his dad and brother are dead, shangjue is m.i.a and he's going to be the next sword wielder. i don't even think his spirit has woken up yet in that carriage ride with zishang and the next thing he knows is he's getting a good old back tattoo that prohibits him from ever going out of the valley.
ziyu grew up thinking he wont ever need to train that hard or be as good as his brothers, huanyu was there fully capable and responsible, shangjue was also there, even yuanzhi despite being the youngest. zishang and him were the outcast, though zishang kept on trying; ziyu stopped caring. what ziyu lacked in skills in fighting and lack of knowledge about ruling he was extremely kind. he's the exact opposite of what they expect a gong man should be. the man has no mean bone in his body, he has some snarky remarks sometimes but never really says anything demeaning. like that scene where they were prying his mother's medical chart and found out that it was shangjue's mom instead, he could've said something to shangjue, something mean, something that would hit shangjue like truck; but he didn't. (noticed this too with zishang in the scene with yuanzhi in the workshop where yuanzhi said something about her dad hating zishang, she could've said something about yuanzhi not growing up with a mother and father bc they're deceased, she just weeped).
we've literally seen him want to give back the sword wielder position to huanyu when he came back, he was going to give it back 100% if huanyu wanted it. what ziyu wants in the beginning was to be the next hot malewife in jiuchen valley not to be the sword wielder.
yes, ziyu had doubts and was suspicious of everyone, especially gsj and gyz, he was grieving. but literally everything would've been cleared up if (1) they just sat down and spoke to one another without trying to one up each other. the front hill gongs have this animosity between them even if they do try to deny it, you can see how much of a better-fit zishang and ziyu are when they're with the back hill gongs. if anything shangjue and yuanzhi's consistent berating of him, made him want to become a legitimate sword wielder. he just went "well damn, might as well!", spite being one of his motivations to become better is sooooo funny to me, because same. "how about the tattoo?" idk he probably would've gotten it lasered or had a matching tat with shangjue if he did give the sword wielder position to him in the first few eps lol.
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silversupremacy · 1 year
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on a scale on 1 to 10 how silly are the new joiners
Blueberry 6/10 he is silly as in he is a funny person, but not silly billy, he's not like silly in a pathetic silly cat way. He's just a funny guy, tells good jokes, good sense of humor.
Lifering 8/10 Soooo silly he's such a silly fun guy, but he takes his job seriously and I can respect that.
Tea Kettle 7/10 Big silly, but watch out!
Clover 7/10 In that she's soooo silly with how back handed she is while smiling adorably. "I thought I had a little admirer <3" She's so back handed and it's something I never see abt her but it's hilarious.
Cabby 8/10 The very fact that she snort laughed at shitty office humor, she's a silly billy, just a silly little guy.
Bot 6/10 They're more fun than straight up silly. Like they're super fun to be around and they're a little silly, but I respect them.
Goo 10/10 SOOOOO silly I love him he's like made of silly.
Silver Spoon 9/10 In that he's not Intentionally silly but he's SOOO silly. He is just preconditioned for being assigned silly billy. He's the silliest guy who's convinced he's actually very serious 24/7. Gaslight gatekeep malewife <3
Candle 4/10 She's kinda silly in some ways but you really have to dig for it. Her silliest thing is jsut a bad taste in people to befriend (silver).
The Floor 10/10 What is wrong with him
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princessmo · 1 year
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okay i did it. ranking beavis and butthead main/recurring characters from most to least homophobic (under the cut)
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todd. you know he leans out the window and calls people fags but goes home and jacks it to porn of two straight women kissing
mcvicker. gay people gross him out but he keeps his mouth shut bc he’d lose his two best teachers if he said anything
stewart’s parents. they won’t outright say anything but they’re def visibly uncomfortable and mrs. stevenson says shit like “i don’t think those sort of relations are family-friendly”
tom anderson. touched upon this earlier; he’s kind of uncomfortable but he doesn’t really care so long as like, the gay people in question are red-blooded taxpaying american citizens. asks things like “so who’s the woman?” in that way where you can tell he’s uncomfortable and trying to lighten the mood
stewart. he’s cishet and his parents raised him to be homophobic but all his friends are lgbt and he’s trying SO hard to be Better. asks things like “so who’s the woman” but genuinely. he does really want to be a good ally he just kinda sucks at it
NOTE: the rest of these characters are lgbt in some capacity. to me. in my world
butthead. he’s bi but has SO much internalized homophobia and makes fun of other gay guys for being “wussies”
daria. lesbian and in a relationship with jane after she moves to lawndale, but i think she gets annoyed with stereotypical gay men. she just wants everyone to shut up forever so she can read kafka while jane paints something 5 feet away
buzzcut. i used to hc him as bi w/ a preference for guys but i think i’m just gonna make him homogay. has soooo much internalized homophobia it’s crazy, but he’s working on it. if he catches anyone being homophobic they’re DEAD it is OVER for them. and he’s SOOOOO in love with his malewife
earl. ik this one’s outta left field but i kinda love him and wish he was featured more. i think he’s bi w/a preference for guys. i remember darren said he would idolize rob halford and he was SO right; he absolutely would. king you don’t need to be in todd’s gang you’re too good for him
beavis. he’s homo gay to me i think he just goes along with butthead liking chicks bc he likes butthead. if butthead does something that means it’s cool and he wants to be cool too. i don’t think he feels shame over it he’s just kinda clueless
cassandra. UNDERRATED QUEEN. she literally, in canon, says the woman she admires most is KD lang. i think she’s bi w/ a preference for women. president of highland high’s GSA
ok i know this will surprise exactly no one but. DAVID MF VAN DRIESSEN. GAY GAY HOMOSEXUAL GAY OF ALL TIME. he’s married to buzzcut and he’s the faculty member in charge of the school’s GSA. he was canonically singing about lesbian seagulls in 1996. guy who genuinely respects women too much to be attracted to them in a sexual/romantic way. he's THEE coming out teacher. i think beavis, butthead, cassandra, daria, and earl have all come out to him; gay kids feel comfortable confiding in him and he would not tell their parents. homo king of all time i love you
LEAST
ok if i forgot anyone or you want my opinion on a character feel free to say something. peacing love on planet earf
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mutsky · 2 months
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col ep7&8 running commentary
-i dont like this one bit i actually hate it a lot
-letting your malewife work at a convenience store when youre stinking rich is a bit much but wtv
-nooooo
-should we all die?
-the real ms wad would never wear wedges
-idk im just being a hater i have a dress like that tho
-THEYRE MARRIED THEYRE A FAMILY
-its a little late for that
-shes full of shit she was crying up a storm yesterday and now she doesn't recognize the man that killed her yeah ok
-wees all bad no good horrible day
-neither wee nor san have any sense when it comes to this stone/immortality theyre made for each other
-san knows wee took it but wont say anything bc he loves him
-not the ring we SHOULD all kill ourselves
-thirds a good guy
-became gay and decided he needed an emotional support fag hag with him everywhere he goes
-this jacket is killer tho
-grandpas drip is crazy
-he deserved that punch to the face
-hes like i respect that but that aint me not anymore
-CRYING STATUE SOMEONE TELL THE DERRY GIRLS
ep 8 after my two doctors appointments im fine its literally checkups
-ok i also had dinner but im here now
-this khun wad thing really isnt adding up
-i love san and chus relationship
-this outfit is sooooo day 2 of arab wedding nonsensery (bad thing)
-not uncle suchat
-im team fake wad over suchat he's annoying
-oh she made him dance
-tattoo artist thats hot
-didnt this guy fall into the water and die
-little reverse heist underway
-i love their matching jackets and his war hoodie
-they brought... nothing to a gun fight
-and this guy brought a knife to a gunfight
tomorrow is gonna be so dramatic damn
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sansahightower · 2 years
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I just keep thinking of how people excused Daemon for so long, how he called Rhea Royce a “bronze bitch”, how people defended that and defended her murder, how they defended him senselessly murdering a messenger, then senselessly murdering Vaemond, grooming Rhaenyra, abandoning her in flea bottom, then grooming Laena…
And then, and then he has the nerve to accuse Alicent of poisoning his brother. Alicent who was a child bride. Alicent who didn’t get support raising her kids. Alicent who cared for Viserys even when he didn’t deserve it, and Daemon shows up like that one relative that didn’t do Jack when grandma was struggling with cancer but is very interested in the reading of the will. People bend over backwards to praise Daemon for getting his brother seated when Alicent has given years of her life to Viserys and she gets vilified.
And then Daemon decides to choke Rhaenyra and people are shocked? Wtf. We all told you he wasn’t your little meow meow, your little malewife, and now you pikachu face?
I think part of my resentment of Daemon comes from the fact that he was horrible to so many women, but sooooo many female fans defended him because they thought that their malewife would never turn on the character they projected themselves onto. Like that’s some layers of internalized stuff tbh.
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soldierboys · 2 years
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it’s sooooo obvious jensen likes misha more than he likes jpad because danneel is misha’s number 1 fan and jensen is a malewife
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