Stormbringer Crew Incorrect Quotes (Part 5);
Harry Hook: You fight like my sister!
Luke Tremaine-Westergaard, being a smart ass: I've fought your sisters. That's a compliment!
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Barnaby Teach, son of Black Beard *Jumps out of nowhere* We meet again!
Hannah Hook: I saw you three hours ago!
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Hannah Hook: Hello Captain Beardless.
Barnaby: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALL ME THAT!
Hannah Hook: And I told you to pick on someone your own age.
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Hannah Hook, drunk on soda: I'm telling you man, she digs ya.
Luke Tremaine-Westergaard, also drunk on soda, groans: Another graveyard joke?
Hannah: Shut up, we both know you thought it was funny.
Luke: And we both know you have a thing for the prince of Arendelle yet you haven't done anything.
Hannah: Don't throw stones in glass houses.
Luke: That's not even how that saying goes!
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Darcy *stares at all nine of her siblings, who are gathered in the 'med room' suspiciously* What do you want?
Alex, playing with a knife: You gotta help us doc, we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas
Darcy: Help you with WHAT?
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River Le Beak, holding his beanie to his chest as he stands on a sinking rowboat: Looks like we've shivered our last Timbers, mateys.
Hannah, shooting him a disgusted look: I'm revoking your pirate card.
River, gasping dramatically and hugging Luke: No captain! Please, anything but that!
Luke, playing along: Not the pirate card! What are you gonna do next? Give us the black spot?
Skia, glares with water up to her ankles: if she doesn't, will.
Zee, five inches are on the dock: You guys know you can just step onto the docs right?
All *shushes her*
Zee, looks to Peachy and Remi: would it be a mutiny if I tossed a cannon ball in their rowboat to make it go down quicker?
Peachy: YES!
Remi, grabbing his guitar: Oh there once was a row boat that went to sea, that got on the wrong side of a pirate named Zee~~
*Dodges rotten tomato*
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Joy Foxworth, pointing at Tulip with a squirt gun: You've yeed your last haw!
Tulip, pointing back at her with own squirt gun: No I haven't, partner.
Hannah Hook, baffled from the tree, forgetting she's supposed to be hiding: WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU GUYS SPEAKING?!
Peter Pan, sprays her with a water cannon filled with something that is not water causing her to fall out of the tree: COWBOY!
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Random AK: Having Vks in Auradon is all fun and games until they're on the opposing dodgeball team!
Kyle White: That sounds like a skill issue to me.
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Amira: YOU FOUGHT WHOMST WITH A WHAT WHEN YOU WERE HOW OLD?!
Hannah, confused: What are you referring to?
Amira: Aziz said you told him a story about your childhood—
Hannah, realizing what she's talking about: Oh I stabbed a kidnapper with a fork when I was three.
Amira: YOU WERE NEARLY KIDNAPPED?!
Hannah: Yeah, hasn't everyone nearly been kidnapped at one point?
Amira: NO!
Hannah, not believing her: Oh sure. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that there isn't a Creeps Peak and Cannibal Cove everywhere-
Amira: THERE'S NOT-
Hannah: And that not everyone gets death threats as children-
Amira, eye twitching: Stay here, I need to go take my Tiger for a walk to Beast Castle.
Hannah*laughing* That's a funny joke Amira- hey where'd she go?
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Tulip Rossi, Zee Snoops, Evie, and Luke Tremaine-Westergaard: SURPISE MAKEOVER!!
Hannah Hook, running: NO NO NO NO!
Luke: YOU CAN'T OUTRUN US FOREVER!
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Hannah, half asleep and looking through her spy glass: SWOGGLE MY EYES IT'S MERMAIDS!
Moxie, amused: Describe 'em.
Hannah: There's a tan one with a gold and black tail that looks like sequins and one with a blue and black tail and an afro, a buoy grave, and a baby one-
Rian Frankenstein-Van Helsing, not even bothering to look up from his marine biology book: That's just Misty, River, Shania, and Toby, captain.
Hannah, embarrased: Oh.
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Hannah at 3am: Do you guys think other types of bending exist that were forgotten to history? Like bone bending?
Luke at the end of the bed: I think that's just breaking bones.
Drizella, who came to check on Luke: When on earth did you get here?
Hannah: about 11?
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Luke: Hey Darcy, are you Christmas? Because I wanna marry you.
Darcy:
Luke: I'm guessing that's a no until I propose in a non corny way?
Darcy, nodds:
Hannah off screen: I told you she was gonna say no if you did it that way!
Luke: SHHH!
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Kyle, in a silly voice: Yarr, I be a pirate, maties. Arrrg!
Hannah, looking at him as if he just shit in her cereal: I can't belive you've done this.
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Moxxie laying on a beanbag: Christmas gets so much harder the older you get. What do you want for Christmas? I don't know! Financial security? To not almost die for a week? Socks? I don't know! What about you guys?
Rian: I want to be as smart as I was before I got brought back to life.
Eduardo Frollo: My father dead.
Parker McLeach: A gun.
Hannah: To be normal.
Haul Bjorgman: My depression to go away.
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Hook: Okay which one of you gave my daughter a real golden sword and who taught her slang?
Hades, drinking out of a gauntlet: She won a ship, I thought she deserved a reward.
Hook: Did you teach her the slang?!
Morgie: What slang did she use?
Uliana, amused: And how does this slang relate to the sword?
Hook: She named it the nut slicer!
Hades *does a spit take*
Persephone *chokes on her cereal*
*Meanwhile elsewhere, Maleficent can be heard cackling*
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Hannah, near tears: Alex I did something terrible!
Alex, the son of Helga Sinclair and Hades: Don't worry, I have a shovel! *Taps ground with shovel*
Hannah, vaguely terrified: Wait what? What do you think I did?
Alex, a mad glint in his eye and a wild smile on his face: It doesn't matter because no one will ever find out.
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Kidnapper: We have your son.
Haul, confused: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who watering and talking to my plants while blasting heavy metal music?
Haul: Oh my god you have Noah. His siblings are going to kill you.
Kidnapper: Hey buddy don't you threaten me.
Haul: I'm not threatening, I'm warning-
*A loud crash rings out over the phone followed by glass breaking, swearing, and screaming*
Darcy: Hey Haul.
Haul: Hey Darcy, Hannah told me to tell you and the guys to be at the ship tonight because we're having a party.
Darcy: Will be there.
*Phone hangs up*
Haul: Well I did warn them.
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Olivia, Gaston's daughter: In hindsight, having an abusive parent is funny because it's like 'Daddy why you have beef with me, I'm literally three years old and I love you'.
Eduardo, Frollo's son: Ugh, don't remind me. One time my dad yelled at me for drawing too loud.
Luke, confused: How do you draw too loud?
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Darcy: I've got a date with destiny and it ain't gonna end with a kiss.
Noah, confused: Who's destiny?
Darcy: It's just an expression, brother.
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Hans: We have a front door you know.
Hannah, who came in through Luke's window like normal: I know.
Hans *sighs*
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Noah: MY CABBAGES!
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The kids in Hannah's crew: I wanna be just like you when I grow up!
Twenty year old Hannah, suddenly getting flashbacks to every dangerous thing she's ever done *spit take*
Hannah, internally: NO GODS, PLEASE. GODS NO!
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Elara's birth parents *try to take their daughter back after abandoning her on the barrage and causing her to grow up on the isle*
Hannah, pushes the elf girl behind her and glares: SHE'S NOT YOURS, SHE'S MINE!
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Hannah *shooting up in her bed in the middle of the night and accidentally knocking Skia, Luke, and River who she was having a sleepover with out of it*
Luke: OW!
Skia: Hey!
River: Hannah, what the hell?
Hannah, getting horrible flashbacks to her family's partners violent attempts to flirt: HAVE MACON WEST AND OLGA HEARTS BEEN FLIRTING WITH ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!
*Momentarily silence followed by a loud explosion of noise as the other three question if that is the case*
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Hannah: When I was younger I used to set toilet paper on fire and flush it down the toilet for fun and only stopped because I burnt the seat.
Eduardo Frollo: Again, weird but not a sin.
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Luke: One time when I was a kid the toaster caught fire, so I went over to my dad who was arguing with my grandmother and tugged on his sleeve for six minutes till I had his attention and calmly told him the toaster was on fire.
Hannah: Oh yeah I remember that. He was all like 'WHAT? AHHH!' and your grandma asked why we didn't say anything lol.
Kyle: why do you remember that?
Hannah: Oh I was there.
Kyle: ?
Hannah, fondly sighs: Good times.
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Lady Tremaine, impatiently: And if I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I’d be a teacher!
Luke, fed up *hits the gas and starts driving recklessly* Got it.
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Lady Tremaine to Luke: You’re not fit to be king of … name a place
Luke: and you're not fit to be a mother, let alone a hair stylist.
*five minutes later*
Luke runs and hides behind Drizella: MOM! GRANDMA'S TRYING TO KILL ME!
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Lady Tremaine, regarding Luke: My third biggest fear: He brings home a whore and says, ‘We’re married!’ Oh, and the whore has bangs.
Darcy: I'm literally right here.
Lady Tremaine, drinking: And I wish you weren't.
Darcy: And I wish you were dead but we can't all have what we want.
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Luke: Your point being- *freezes in horror*
Hannah *staring at him wide eyed*
Haul: Uh... What's wrong?
Luke, screaming: I'M TURNING INTO MY GRANDMOTHER!
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Luke: You know, when I was little I used to pretend you weren't my grandmother.
Lady Tremaine: Me too.
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