batblanche9-blog

[bezobralie]

This is my alternate history, where House and Wilson are just Cuddy's pets.

[lineffability]

dumb drooling slobbering love of my life

[ninguisinferna]

Long ago she claimed Ichigo doesn't know to cook. Nobody believed that this man is incapable of breaking an egg.

[arahea]

Imagine you sneak out of the palace trying to see if you can find him again. You expect the journey to be arduous but not even ten minutes after leaving the castle grounds, you hear a boisterous laugh that can draw anyone's attention. Next thing you know you are used as a human shield as some other angry looking people come barreling at you shouting to the man behind you. You turn your head just slightly and see the face of the "criminal" you had been searching for.

What's your next move? 👀

THE AUDACITY TO USE ME AS A HUMAN SHIELD I CANT 💀💀💀 LMFAOOOO

Oh boy he's going to be accused of kidnapping the Princess 😃 cuz the first time I sneak out, let's be so fr I'm going to suck at it 💀 people will know it's me by glance

And this oblivious idiot won't see the correlation 💀

Clearly I run with it though, this is literally the most excitement I had in my life 🥰

And like as we get away he thanks me for saving his ass only for me to blush before like I aggressively try to shake him (I fail) and being like "YOU CANT JUST USE ME AS A HUMAN S H I E L D-"

Before being like "I'm so glad I ran away"

Of course this ends up in a major misunderstanding with guards, my family and Itto 😃

[hypsynth-ceo]

Thinking about how fukase's official art has him holding his cane on the wrong side,,

[sparkveins-a]

@itsybitsypeterparker liked x for a starter!

"you've got to be KIDDING me!"

his mom was going to kill him, his hand had dipped into his pockets to find that he had lost his keys. surely they had to be SOMEWHERE around here, right?

turning to a stranger, he spoke up--hoping they would have seen them.

"hey, um, excuse me--i know this might be weird of me to ask, but have you seen a red and black lanyard around here? i seem to have lost it."

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

guys when they get put on a tarot card

[seagiri]

they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???

[ckret2]

I'd like to think Bill was projecting in the paragraph on hibernation.

(fun fact! every color in bill's clothes, breakup recovery objects, and furniture were color picked from ford's body! yes bill did get a leather couch the same color as ford's flesh!)

[shobiolovechild]

so you wouldn't use dark magic to bring falin? would you even touch her remains, shuro? is there a limit where you'd go for her? not eating or sleeping is not a sign of devotion, risking everything you have, every morality, every law without a second thought THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DEVOTED

[justaz]

*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

[pomidaea]

Rain and his bass

[thelvadams]

THE MURDER OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2023) dev. SEGA

[majunju]

thoughts

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[batarangsoundsdumb]

jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.