#Hetalia shitposts

[the-heaminator]

In the 60s someone calls Alfred a power bottom at rock bottom and he nearly kills someone

[irithnova]

[council-of-beetroot]

One entertaining thing about Poland is that Poland is the one Warsaw Pact nation that pretty much didn't bother changing their flag or their coat of arms* (the crown was taken off the eagle because crowns are too bougie for the commies)

I'm just imagining a hypothetical scenario where everyone in the Warsaw Pact having to redesign their coats of arms, and Feliks having that kid smoking crack at the back of the class kind of energy

Feliks: here you go *hands design*

Ivan: That's literally your current coat of arms

Feliks: I know

~Cue Ivan later on because he has other things to focus on like argue with Alfred over kitchen appliances telling Feliks it's fine just no crown take it or design a new one~

Erzsi: *whispers* take that deal before someone changes their mind and you are stuck with flags and some sheaths of wheat like the rest of us.

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Mumbling to myself about how the nations are some sub-species of primordial gods of the earth who encompass the abstract and vague idea of a civilization or society as I walk across my dimly lit room which is covered in a mess of papers of all sorts, connecting dots with a shitty red yarn string all while running on 5 cups of coffee and 8 minutes of sleep.

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[rinmiko]

quick doodle bcs i havent drawn them this month i think

[iamsebo]

[novodontia]

Me trying to explain my interests to my friends be like:

[ma-re-zo]

My pookies Fyodor and Ivan

I made this without thinking at all my iq is in the negatives

[staralite]

yeah

[tournesoleil13]

In his defense he did asked for no pickles, no tomato and no lettuce

[hoasens]

they’re sgt peppering out

[irithnova]

Mongolia literally minding his own business: ...

China: You think wearing glasses makes you civilised now?

Mongolia: ...I NEED THEM?

[ziminvades-yourpants]

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

A concept:

Hetalia world meeting, BUT!!

Glowstick party theme

How would this be beneficial to the aph nations work ethic? It's not...

But consider:

It's all under black light, rest of the lights are off.

Glowsticks hell yea~

They write their notes in highlighter so they can see them under the black light

Dress code is anything neon

There will definitely be chaos

This does not benefit their work ethic whatsoever but f it the meetings are already chaotic enough, at this point, why not?

[504py]

thanks so much to my man @therealenderit for reminding me to do this LMFAO