#Hogan's Hofbrau

[hogansheroestournament]

I Look Better in Basic Black (s1 e28): Three American women show up at Stalag 13 and Hogan wants to know why.

Hogan's Hofbrau (s1 e13): Hogan sneaks out of camp to a local German Hofbrau House to get the details of a nearby German army unit.

[rose-of-pollux]

Quiz thing

Also tagged by @belphegor1982 for this--

Rules: list the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!

(I'm skipping the incidental AU blurbs I did for AU Roulette except for the one that launched the Ashen Pines AU)

It was with a newfound nervousness that Doc, accompanied once again by Marty, sped off across the desert in the DeLorean, now with more provisions and a full tank of gas. -- A Moment of Peace (BTTF, Ashen Pines AU

Las Vegas itself had been another casualty of the war, though plenty of foresight had made it possible for residents to prepare for the eventual evacuation. -- Nowhere to Turn (BTTF, Ashen Pines AU)

Doc found himself having to commandeer a few things from the ruins of the town; he justified it by promising he’d find a way to pay once he could regain access to his bank account—for now, all he had was whatever cash he’d had on hand before the government agents had escorted him out of town just before the town had been leveled. -- To Be Told You're No Good (BTTF, Ashen Pines AU)

Doc’s homecoming was worse than anything his nightmares had ever produced. -- Up in Smoke (BTTF, Ashen Pines AU)

Doc finally understood the true meaning of exhaustion. -- No Rest for the Weary (BTTF, main timeline)

Doc knew that the stability of the entire space-time continuum depended on Marty going back in time on that night, in the very same circumstances as he did in his original timeline. -- No Turning Back (BTTF, main timeline)

The war was over. And Dr. Emmett L. Brown was forever changed. -- Miles to Go Before I Sleep (BTTF, main timeline)

Sometimes, being able to steal away to the Hofbrau in town was the sole beacon of sanity for Newkirk; it was a temporary escape from the tunnels and Stalag 13 and the chaos within, and a chance to enjoy some food and drinks—and if he was lucky, meet up with one of his local contacts for a date. -- Wrong Place at the Right Time (Hogan's Heroes)

The Ghost Host, being the majordomo of the Haunted Mansion, took his job seriously—in life, and in death. -- Call and Response (Haunted Mansion)

The appearance of various witches and warlocks at Vincent’s castle was something that the gang had gotten accustomed to while living there. -- Occupational Hazard (13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo)

...The pattern here is that I enjoy putting Doc Through It regardless of timeline. 😅 That, and my opening line is usually a matter-of-fact declaration about the current situation.

Oh yeah, tagging @threephantomrey and anyone else who wants to do this!

[whatisthismandoinghere]

For the drabbles prompt:

"Tell Me" - Klink confessing to Hogan he knows about the operation after the events of a near-disasterous plan involving both of them.

Alternatively, you can make it a missing scene between the time Hogan left the Hofbrau and the time Klink is yelling at him and Schultz in the Kommandantur.

Thanks for the ask!! Again we are going to ignore the fact that this is way longer than a drabble 😂 I went ahead and included your hcs about WW1 Klink too so I hope you enjoy pally!

**Side note: this all takes place right after the scene in S1.EP13 Hogan’s Hofbrau when Klink comes to the hofbrau and finds Hogan and his men there and Hogan ends up having the 5000 marks Klink had “pledged” to the Beautify Berchtesgaden fund**

“Some people can sit around drinking beer, I have a prisoner of war camp to run,” Hogan quipped. “Gentlemen,” he saluted as he turned to leave. But he wasn’t going to get off that easy.

“Come to think of it, I have some paperwork that I need to finish up, so I think I’ll join the major back at the stalag,” Klink said as he stood up, raising an eyebrow slightly at Hogan.

Klink’s mannerisms were making Hogan nervous, and he wasn’t quite sure what game he was playing, but he didn’t want to find out.

“Stay a while and enjoy yourself, Kommandant,” Hogan insisted. “We have everything under control. Besides, you’ve earned a night out.”

“No, I really need to get some work done. We also need to discuss a couple things when we get back to my office.”

Uh-oh. Alarm bells were going off in Hogan’s head, and he felt like he was trapped in a corner with no way out. 

“Looks like you’ve got yourself into some trouble with your Kommandant,” Milheiser chuckled. “Perhaps we can meet some other time.”

“Perhaps.” Hogan put on a fake smile as he and Klink said their final goodbyes and escorted the other heroes out the door. Yeah, perhaps if I don’t end up in front of a firing squad tomorrow morning, Hogan thought grimly to himself.

“What on earth do you think you are doing parading around as a German officer working at my camp?!” Klink shouted as the door shut.

***

The trip back to Stalag 13 had been completely silent, but as soon as Klink and Hogan were alone in Klink’s office, that quickly changed.

“Well…” Hogan began.

“Don’t answer that. I already know,” Klink sighed as he took a seat at his desk, resting his head in his hands.

Hogan was left standing there with his mouth slightly agape at Klink’s reply. What did he mean he already knew? That couldn’t mean what Hogan thought it meant, could it?

Klink glanced up to find a very confused and slightly worried Hogan staring back at him, and Klink knew he had slipped up. He hadn’t meant to let on that he knew about Hogan’s operation, but there was no backtracking now. Hogan was too smart for that.

“I know you were getting information on the Adolf Hitler Division. That was my assignment too.”

“Your assignment?” Hogan could barely get the words out in his shock.

“Yes, I’ve been collecting information for the Allies since 1938 - please let me finish before you start bombarding me with questions.” Klink held up his hand at the sight of Hogan opening his mouth again. “The incident with the Beautify Berchtesgaden fund caused some unprecedented issues though. Thank you for covering for me by the way.”

“You’re welcome,” Hogan said hoarsely. He still couldn’t quite process what he was hearing. Why hadn’t London ever informed them of this?

“I bet you’re wondering why London never informed you?” Klink asked.

Could the man read minds now? Hogan thought to himself. This night was just getting weirder and weirder. Hogan just nodded in response.

“They figured that the less you knew-”

“The less we’d talk if we were captured,” Hogan finished. “Standard procedure.”

The two sat in silence for a moment, Hogan fiddling absentmindedly with the top of Klink’s Pickelhaube that sat on his desk. After sorting through his thoughts some, Hogan finally spoke again:

“How did you end up working for the Allies?”

“Well, when Hitler became chancellor in 1933, I just had this- this feeling that something wasn’t quite right. Oh, everything was done perfectly legally of course, with the chancellorship being handed to him, but something didn’t sit right with me.”

“Boy did you call that,” Hogan cut in.

“Yes, unfortunately,” Klink sighed. “But there wasn’t much I could do at the moment, so I just waited, and things continued to get worse. There was the passing of the Nuremberg laws, Kristallnacht, it was a nightmare.”

Klink paused for a moment, and Hogan started to notice just how tired he looked. Dark circles under his eyes, worry lines across his forehead, and his movements were overall sluggish. Watching his country turn into what it is now had definitely taken its toll on Klink, and for once Hogan felt, not pity, but sympathy for the man and what he had been through.

“I’m sorry,” was all Hogan could think to say.

“So am I,” Klink let out a hollow chuckle. “But then I got to thinking…” A slightly mischievous look crept into Klink’s eyes, and Hogan couldn’t help but appreciate it, being somewhat of a troublemaker himself. “I was a colonel in the Luftwaffe. I had access to so much information, information that could be useful once war inevitably broke out. I had a few connections from World War One, British friends I had made as a POW that I had kept in touch with. Yes, you heard that right,” Klink added at the sight of the quizzical look on Hogan’s face.

Hogan held up a finger and opened his mouth as if to say something, but then seemed to change his mind as he settled for a shrug and gestured for Klink to go on.

“One thing led to another, and what started out as just small bits and pieces of information evolved into what you see now.” Klink finished unceremoniously.

“Did you always know about the operation?” Hogan asked.

“Yes,” Klink answered sheepishly. “My job was to help you in any way I could, draw attention away from you, and not let you know what I knew. I’m sorry.”

Hogan sat there for a moment, thinking about all he had just been told. To tell the truth, he had been kind of angry at first, but now that he thought about it, he was impressed. Klink of all people playing spy for the Allies. Hogan couldn’t help but start laughing.

Klink was a bit confused at this reaction and wasn’t quite sure how to respond. He was relieved when Hogan recovered from his laughing fit and held out a hand to him though. Klink accepted the handshake and took it as a good sign.

“Welcome to the team, Kommandant,” Hogan smiled. 

“Thank you, Colonel. Though I’ve been here longer than you have, so may I make some suggestions?”

“You’re not satisfied with the way I run my operation?”

“Not exactly. Now don’t get me wrong, you and your men do fine work, but what kind of name is Hoople? And who do you think you’re fooling walking around with a name like Hoganmuller? It’s lazy. We really should start working on your German…”

[tommy-gunn-4077-13]

In Honor of the Legacy of Robert Clary I'm gonna list some of my favorite Lebeau Moments

Lebeau being a drama queen in the episode Prisoner's Prisoner.

In the episode Hogan's Hofbrau, the way he enters the kitchen area when Shultz spots him.

The way he sounds as a lady in the episode You look good Basic Black.

This.

When Shultz thought that Lebeau was holding his hand when it was Freddie.

Lebeau driving the wittle tank.

Lebeau in the episode That's no Lady, that's my Spy.

The way Lebeau reacted to the painting that Burkhalter stole.

EVERY SINGLE MUSICAL PREFORMANCE BY ROBERT CLARY!!!

I can't believe all of the original main characters are gone now, but at least they are all reunited, and that Robert Clary is now with the rest of his family and his wife. 🥲

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Hogan’s Background

This is only my personal headcanon but here’s my take on what Hogan’s background and childhood was like.

Based on what we are shown about him, I think Hogan comes from what is now called a broken home. I don’t know if his parents were actually divorced (the 1920s did see a spike in the divorce rates in America although it still carried a heavy stigma and the burden was on the woman) but I suspect his father probably cheated frequently on his mother. This is where he got his attitude about women and marriage and where he learned to lie to them to get what he wanted. Children learn by example.

I’m basing this headcanon on several things. The first is the contrast between the way Hogan talks about women and the way he treats them, at least the women on his side.

To hear Hogan talk, he is incredibly misogynistic, especially by today’s standards. To site just a few examples he tells Klink in Cupid comes to Stalag 13 to lie to a woman to get her into bed and that

“I can take [women] or leave them alone. To be honest with you, I’ve taken more than I’ve left alone.”

When Schultz gets into trouble with the Gestapo spy in Schultz meets Mata Hari he tells Schultz

“That’s what I’ve always said Schultz, you can’t trust women in war time.” When Schultz replies “In peace time either.”, Hogan says “I also said that.”

In Request Permission to Escape when Carter gets that Dear John letter he tells him

“Come on, forget it. Write her off”

I won’t even go into Gertrude Linkmeyer because everyone slags off against her, even her own brother calls her ugly.

But when it comes to how he actually treats women, at least the ones on his side, it’s another story. Oh he’s definitely a player to put it politely (or a tom cat if you want to be more brutally honest about it) but he’s also honest with all those women he sleeps with, despite what he tells Klink. We never see him lie to them to get them into bed. He makes it very clear that sex is all he’s offering. When Hilda hints that she wants more in Top Secret Top Coat by saying “How about an engagement ring?” Hogan’s response is pretty clear.

Hogan also does not have a problem taking orders from women either. In Hogan and the Lady Doctor and Lady Chitterley’s Lover both Suzanne LeChey and Lady Valerie Chitterley take command and Hogan follows their lead (even if he disagrees with them as in the case with Dr. LeChey) with no mansplaining or insults or telling them as women they can’t do this.  He has no objections to women in combat as we see on the multiple occasions when he’s fighting along side them in the Underground.  He shows respect for their strength and courage as being the equal of any man and refuses to leave them behind when they get captured any more then he would any of his men. When Maria is captured by the Gestapo in Unfair Exchange, he is the one who is the first to say she’ll be rescued despite the dangers.

Hogan: “More important, she blew her chances to get away so that we could make it. Now it’s her turn.”

Even when London orders him he will never give up on or abandon the women who fight along side him. In Operation Tiger he went against orders to rescue her, was even willing to go it alone when his men objected, and it wasn’t because he had sex with her. It’s because as he puts it;

“Less than a month ago she saved my life, she saved us. She’s organized half the underground between here and Berlin”.

These are only a few examples of all the women he’s fought along side with, and he and his team continually express admiration for their courage and their skill.

It’s not just because they are women either. As we see in It Takes a Thief . . . Sometimes and The Ultimate Weapon Hogan will kill women when necessary, even those he’s slept with.

This brings me back to my original point of Hogan being from a broken family. We’ve got Hogan verbally slagging off against women, pretty much saying they’re only good for one thing and one’s as good as the next. But when it comes down to how he actually treats them, it’s as complete equals, fully capable of anything a man can do, including being soldiers and leaders. This sort of dichotomy, verbal misogyny but respectful treatment of women, is in my (completely amateurish) opinion pretty indicative of someone whose childhood consisted of both types of parents, a father who cheated and mother who couldn’t leave him. Another indication of this is in the episode Paint the Luftwaffe Red. In the hofbrau when Schultz lifts a toast and says:

“To our wives and sweethearts”, Hogan replies, “May they never meet.”

Which brings me back to Hogan’s mother. Hogan mentions his mother in a number of episodes, either writing to her or receiving letters from her. But he never once mentions his father. Now, granted we don’t know much about any of the families of the core team. Newkirk apparently has a sister Mavis and (in one episode) eight more siblings. We know absolutely nothing about Kinch’s family, we’re not even sure what his first name is, James or Ivan. Carter mentions an uncle once and that’s about it. Yet I do find it interesting that for all of Hogan’s misogynistic talk about women he never once accuses women of being cheaters or “loose women” (I’m being polite here; most true misogynists would be using words far more graphic and uglier) and the parent he seems to have the most connection with is his mother.

The third reason that I think Hogan came from a broken family is his criminal record. In the episode, The Empty Parachute we learn that he was vandal, defacing billboards as a child and in Praise the Fuhrer and Pass the Ammunition he says that

“In school I was voted most likely to be a troublemaker”.

Now, Hogan is not like Newkirk. He didn’t grow up scrapping for a living, his brushes with the law resulting from his struggle to survive. Hogan, in my opinion, has not just that sense of self-confidence but also . . . I almost want to say sense of self-entitlement that really only comes from growing up with money. He’s upper middle-class at the very least if not higher. Add to this is that he’s an officer and while I couldn’t find what the requirements for West Point were in the 1930s when Hogan would have joined (the US Air Force Academy wasn’t established until 1957), today you need not only grades through the stratosphere but also a congressional nomination. Given that the United States was much more class conscious back then, in my mind this argues for Hogan’s family having both money and connections, especially if we factor in Hogan’s previous record which by today’s standards might be described as juvenile deliquency.

Which brings me back to my headcanon on Hogan coming from a broken family. It is very common (in my extremely limited and entirely unprofessional opinion) for children whose parents are separating or fighting constantly to act out as a way of venting their pain and frustration.

Let’s put all this together. We have a character who repeatedly disparages the whole idea of marriage and love, who plays fast and loose with women to get what he wants and is such a commitment-phobe that he practically breaks out in hives at the very idea of a serious relationship with a woman. Yet outside of sex he treats women as complete equals, in intelligence, skill, bravery, in every respect. He appears to have a good relationship with his mother but never mentions his father and he appears to have a troubled childhood despite coming from what might be described as a privileged background.

My headcanon of Hogan coming from a broken family is about the only explanation I can come up with to make sense of Hogan’s seemingly conflicting attitude and actions towards women.

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Celebrating Paula Stewart on her 90th birthday! Here she is as ‘Hilda’ in a 1965 episode of ‘Hogan’s Heroes’.

[timelesstimesgoneby]

EPISODE SEASON 1 DISC 1 S01E01 THE INFORMER S01E02 HOLD THAT TIGER S01E03 KOMMANDANT OF THE YEAR S01E04 THE LATE INSPECTOR GENERAL S01E05 THE FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE S01E06 THE PRISONER'S PRISONER S01E07 GERMAN BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN DISC 2 S01E08 MOVIES ARE YOUR BEST ESCAPE S01E09 GO LIGHT ON THE HEAVY WATER S01E10 TOP HAT, WHITE TIE AND BOMB SIGHTS S01E11 HAPPINESS IS A WARM SERGEANT S01E12 THE SCIENTIST S01E13 HOGAN'S HOFBRAU S01E14 OIL FOR THE LAMPS OF HOGAN DISC 3 S01E15 RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED S01E16 ANCHORS AWEIGH, MEN OF STALAG 13 S01E17 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADOLF S01E18 THE GOLD RUSH S01E19 HELLO, ZOLLE S01E20 IT TAKES A THIEF... SOMETIMES DISC 4 S01E21 THE GREAT IMPERSONATION S01E22 THE PIZZA PARLOR S01E23 THE 43RD, A MOVING STORY S01E24 HOW TO COOK A GERMAN GOOSE WITH RADAR S01E25 PSYCHIC KOMMANDANT S01E26 THE PRINCE FROM THE PHONE COMPANY DISC 5 S01E27 THE SAFECRACKER SUITE S01E28 I LOOK BETTER IN BASIC BLACK S01E29 THE ASSASSIN S01E30 CUPID COMES TO STALAG 13 S01E31 THE FLAME GROWS HIGHER S01E32 REQUEST PERMISSION TO ESCAPE SEASON 2 DISC 1 S02E01 HOGAN GIVES A BIRTHDAY PARTY S02E02 THE SCHULTZ BRIGADE S02E03 DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH S02E04 OPERATION BRIEFCASE S02E05 THE BATTLE OF STALAG 13 S02E06 THE RISE AND FALL OF SERGEANT SCHULTZ S02E07 HOGAN SPRINGS S02E08 S02E09 A KLINK, A BOMB AND A SHORT FUSE S02E10 TANKS FOR THE MEMORY S02E11 A TIGER HUNT IN PARIS: PART 1 S02E12 A TIGER HUNT IN PARIS: PART 2 S02E13 WILL THE REAL ADOLF PLEASE STAND UP? S02E14 FORGET TO WRITE S02E15 KLINK'S ROCKET DISC 3 S02E16 INFORMATION PLEASE S02E17 ART FOR HOGAN'S SAKE S02E18 THE GENERAL SWAP S02E19 THE GREAT BRINKSMEYER ROBBERY S02E20 THE FÜHRER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION S02E21 HOGAN AND THE LADY DOCTOR DISC 4 S02E22 THE SWING SHIFT S02E23 HEIL KLINK S02E24 EVERYONE HAS A BROTHER-IN-LAW S02E25 KILLER KLINK S02E26 REVEREND KOMMANDANT KLINK S02E27 THE MOST ESCAPE-PROOF CAMP I'VE EVER ESCAPED FROM DISC 5 S02E28 THE TOWER S02E29 COLONEL KLINK'S SECRET WEAPON S02E30 THE TOP SECRET TOP COAT S02E31 THE RELUCTANT TARGET SEASON 3 DISC 1 S03E01 THE CRITTENDON PLAN S03E02 SOME OF THEIR PLANES ARE MISSING S03E03 D-DAY AT STALAG 13 S03E04 SERGEANT SCHULTZ MEETS MATA HARI S03E05 FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO LONDON S03E06 CASANOVA KLINK DISC 2 S03E07 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE NAZIS S03E08 NIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR S03E09 HOT MONEY S03E10 ONE IN EVERY CROWD S03E11 IS GENERAL HAMMERSCHLAG BURNING A RUSSIAN IS COMING DISC 3 S03E12 AN EVENING OF GENERALS S03E13 EVERYBODY LOVES A SNOWMAN S03E14 THE HOSTAGE S03E15 CARTER TURNS TRAITOR S03E16 TWO NAZIS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE S03E17 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? DISC 4 S03E18 HOGAN, GO HOME S03E19 STICKY WICKET NEWKIRK S03E20 WAR TAKES A HOLIDAY S03E21 DUEL OF HONOR S03E22 AXIS ANNIE S03E23 WHAT TIME DOES THE BALLOON GO UP? DISC 5 S03E24 LEBEAU AND THE LITTLE OLD LADY S03E25 HOW TO ESCAPE FROM PRISON CAMP WITHOUT REALLY TRYING S03E26 THE COLLECTOR GENERAL S03E27 THE ULTIMATE WEAPON S03E28 MONKEY BUSINESS S03E29 DRUMS ALONG THE DUSSELDORF SEASON 4 DISC 1 S04E01 CLEARANCE SALE AT THE BLACK MARKET S04E02 KLINK VS. THE GONCULATOR S04E03 HOW TO CATCH A PAPA BEAR S04E04 HOGAN'S TRUCKING SERVICE... WE DELIVER THE FACTORY TO YOU S04E05 TO THE GESTAPO WITH LOVE S04E06 MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS NOT HIS DOG S04E07 NEVER PLAY CARDS WITH STRANGERS DISC 2 S04E08 COLOR THE LUFTWAFFE RED S04E09 GUESS WHO CAME TO DINNER? S04E10 NO NAMES PLEASE S04E11 BAD DAY IN BERLIN S04E12 WILL THE BLUE BARON STRIKE AGAIN? S04E13 WILL THE REAL COLONEL KLINK PLEASE STAND UP AGAINST THE WALL? S04E14 MAN IN A BOX DISC 3 S04E15 THE MISSING KLINK S04E16 WHO STOLE MY COPY OF MEIN KAMPF? S04E17 OPERATION HANNIBAL S04E18 MY FAVORITE PRISONER S04E19 WATCH THE TRAINS GO BY S04E20 KLINK'S OLD FLAME DISC 4 S04E21 UP IN KLINK'S ROOM S04E22 THE PURCHASING PLAN S04E23 THE WITNESS S04E24 THE BIG DISH S04E25 THE RETURN OF MAJOR BONACELLI S04E26 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR HOGAN SEASON 5 DISC 1 S05E01 HOGAN GOES HOLLYWOOD S05E02 THE WELL S05E03 THE KLINK COMMANDOS S05E04 THE GASOLINE WAR S05E05 UNFAIR EXCHANGE S05E06 THE KOMMANDANT DIES AT DAWN S05E07 BOMBSIGHT DISC 2 S05E08 THE BIG PICTURE S05E09 THE BIG GAMBLE S05E10 THE DEFECTOR S05E11 THE EMPTY PARACHUTE S05E12 THE ANTIQUE S05E13 IS THERE A TRAITOR IN THE HOUSE? S05E14 AT LAST—SCHULTZ KNOWS SOMETHING DISC 3 S05E15 HOW'S THE WEATHER? S05E16 GET FIT OR GO FIGHT S05E17 FAT HERMANN, GO HOME S05E18 THE SOFTER THEY FALL S05E19 GOWNS BY YVETTE S05E20 ONE ARMY AT A TIME DISC 4 S05E21 STANDING ROOM ONLY S05E23 SIX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAGRANGE S05E24 THE SERGEANT'S ANALYST S05E25 THE MERRY WIDOW S05E26 CRITTENDON'S COMMANDOS S05E27 KLINK'S ESCAPE SEASON 6 DISC 1 S06E01 CUISINE À LA STALAG 13 S06E02 THE EXPERTS S06E03 KLINK'S MASTERPIECE S06E04 LADY CHITTERLY'S LOVER: PART 1 S06E05 LADY CHITTERLY'S LOVER: PART 2 S06E06 THE GESTAPO TAKEOVER DISC 2 S06E07 KOMMANDANT SCHULTZ S06E08 EIGHT O'CLOCK AND ALL IS WELL S06E09 THE BIG RECORD S06E10 IT'S DYNAMITE S06E11 OPERATION TIGER S06E12 THE BIG BROADCAST DISC 3 S06E13 THE GYPSY S06E14 THE DROPOUTS S06E15 EASY COME, EASY GO S06E16 THE MEISTER SPY S06E17 THAT'S NO LADY, THAT'S MY SPY S06E18 TO RUSSIA WITHOUT LOVE DISC 4 S06E19 KLINK FOR THE DEFENSE S06E20 THE KAMIKAZES ARE COMING S06E21 KOMMANDANT GERTRUDE S06E22 HOGAN'S DOUBLE LIFE S06E23 LOOK AT THE PRETTY SNOWFLAKES S06E24 ROCKETS OR ROMANCEEPISODE SEASON 1 DISC 1 S01E01 THE INFORMER S01E02 HOLD THAT TIGER S01E03 KOMMANDANT OF THE YEAR S01E04 THE LATE INSPECTOR GENERAL S01E05 THE FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIE S01E06 THE PRISONER'S PRISONER S01E07 GERMAN BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN DISC 2 S01E08 MOVIES ARE YOUR BEST ESCAPE S01E09 GO LIGHT ON THE HEAVY WATER S01E10 TOP HAT, WHITE TIE AND BOMB SIGHTS S01E11 HAPPINESS IS A WARM SERGEANT S01E12 THE SCIENTIST S01E13 HOGAN'S HOFBRAU S01E14 OIL FOR THE LAMPS OF HOGAN DISC 3 S01E15 RESERVATIONS ARE REQUIRED S01E16 ANCHORS AWEIGH, MEN OF STALAG 13 S01E17 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ADOLF S01E18 THE GOLD RUSH S01E19 HELLO, ZOLLE S01E20 IT TAKES A THIEF... SOMETIMES DISC 4 S01E21 THE GREAT IMPERSONATION S01E22 THE PIZZA PARLOR S01E23 THE 43RD, A MOVING STORY S01E24 HOW TO COOK A GERMAN GOOSE WITH RADAR S01E25 PSYCHIC KOMMANDANT S01E26 THE PRINCE FROM THE PHONE COMPANY DISC 5 S01E27 THE SAFECRACKER SUITE S01E28 I LOOK BETTER IN BASIC BLACK S01E29 THE ASSASSIN S01E30 CUPID COMES TO STALAG 13 S01E31 THE FLAME GROWS HIGHER S01E32 REQUEST PERMISSION TO ESCAPE SEASON 2 DISC 1 S02E01 HOGAN GIVES A BIRTHDAY PARTY S02E02 THE SCHULTZ BRIGADE S02E03 DIAMONDS IN THE ROUGH S02E04 OPERATION BRIEFCASE S02E05 THE BATTLE OF STALAG 13 S02E06 THE RISE AND FALL OF SERGEANT SCHULTZ S02E07 HOGAN SPRINGS S02E08 S02E09 A KLINK, A BOMB AND A SHORT FUSE S02E10 TANKS FOR THE MEMORY S02E11 A TIGER HUNT IN PARIS: PART 1 S02E12 A TIGER HUNT IN PARIS: PART 2 S02E13 WILL THE REAL ADOLF PLEASE STAND UP? S02E14 FORGET TO WRITE S02E15 KLINK'S ROCKET DISC 3 S02E16 INFORMATION PLEASE S02E17 ART FOR HOGAN'S SAKE S02E18 THE GENERAL SWAP S02E19 THE GREAT BRINKSMEYER ROBBERY S02E20 THE FÜHRER AND PASS THE AMMUNITION S02E21 HOGAN AND THE LADY DOCTOR DISC 4 S02E22 THE SWING SHIFT S02E23 HEIL KLINK S02E24 EVERYONE HAS A BROTHER-IN-LAW S02E25 KILLER KLINK S02E26 REVEREND KOMMANDANT KLINK S02E27 THE MOST ESCAPE-PROOF CAMP I'VE EVER ESCAPED FROM DISC 5 S02E28 THE TOWER S02E29 COLONEL KLINK'S SECRET WEAPON S02E30 THE TOP SECRET TOP COAT S02E31 THE RELUCTANT TARGET SEASON 3 DISC 1 S03E01 THE CRITTENDON PLAN S03E02 SOME OF THEIR PLANES ARE MISSING S03E03 D-DAY AT STALAG 13 S03E04 SERGEANT SCHULTZ MEETS MATA HARI S03E05 FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO LONDON S03E06 CASANOVA KLINK DISC 2 S03E07 HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE NAZIS S03E08 NIGHTS IN SHINING ARMOR S03E09 HOT MONEY S03E10 ONE IN EVERY CROWD S03E11 IS GENERAL HAMMERSCHLAG BURNING A RUSSIAN IS COMING DISC 3 S03E12 AN EVENING OF GENERALS S03E13 EVERYBODY LOVES A SNOWMAN S03E14 THE HOSTAGE S03E15 CARTER TURNS TRAITOR S03E16 TWO NAZIS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE S03E17 IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE? DISC 4 S03E18 HOGAN, GO HOME S03E19 STICKY WICKET NEWKIRK S03E20 WAR TAKES A HOLIDAY S03E21 DUEL OF HONOR S03E22 AXIS ANNIE S03E23 WHAT TIME DOES THE BALLOON GO UP? DISC 5 S03E24 LEBEAU AND THE LITTLE OLD LADY S03E25 HOW TO ESCAPE FROM PRISON CAMP WITHOUT REALLY TRYING S03E26 THE COLLECTOR GENERAL S03E27 THE ULTIMATE WEAPON S03E28 MONKEY BUSINESS S03E29 DRUMS ALONG THE DUSSELDORF SEASON 4 DISC 1 S04E01 CLEARANCE SALE AT THE BLACK MARKET S04E02 KLINK VS. THE GONCULATOR S04E03 HOW TO CATCH A PAPA BEAR S04E04 HOGAN'S TRUCKING SERVICE... WE DELIVER THE FACTORY TO YOU S04E05 TO THE GESTAPO WITH LOVE S04E06 MAN'S BEST FRIEND IS NOT HIS DOG S04E07 NEVER PLAY CARDS WITH STRANGERS DISC 2 S04E08 COLOR THE LUFTWAFFE RED S04E09 GUESS WHO CAME TO DINNER? S04E10 NO NAMES PLEASE S04E11 BAD DAY IN BERLIN S04E12 WILL THE BLUE BARON STRIKE AGAIN? S04E13 WILL THE REAL COLONEL KLINK PLEASE STAND UP AGAINST THE WALL? S04E14 MAN IN A BOX DISC 3 S04E15 THE MISSING KLINK S04E16 WHO STOLE MY COPY OF MEIN KAMPF? S04E17 OPERATION HANNIBAL S04E18 MY FAVORITE PRISONER S04E19 WATCH THE TRAINS GO BY S04E20 KLINK'S OLD FLAME DISC 4 S04E21 UP IN KLINK'S ROOM S04E22 THE PURCHASING PLAN S04E23 THE WITNESS S04E24 THE BIG DISH S04E25 THE RETURN OF MAJOR BONACELLI S04E26 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR HOGAN SEASON 5 DISC 1 S05E01 HOGAN GOES HOLLYWOOD S05E02 THE WELL S05E03 THE KLINK COMMANDOS S05E04 THE GASOLINE WAR S05E05 UNFAIR EXCHANGE S05E06 THE KOMMANDANT DIES AT DAWN S05E07 BOMBSIGHT DISC 2 S05E08 THE BIG PICTURE S05E09 THE BIG GAMBLE S05E10 THE DEFECTOR S05E11 THE EMPTY PARACHUTE S05E12 THE ANTIQUE S05E13 IS THERE A TRAITOR IN THE HOUSE? S05E14 AT LAST—SCHULTZ KNOWS SOMETHING DISC 3 S05E15 HOW'S THE WEATHER? S05E16 GET FIT OR GO FIGHT S05E17 FAT HERMANN, GO HOME S05E18 THE SOFTER THEY FALL S05E19 GOWNS BY YVETTE S05E20 ONE ARMY AT A TIME DISC 4 S05E21 STANDING ROOM ONLY S05E23 SIX LESSONS FROM MADAME LAGRANGE S05E24 THE SERGEANT'S ANALYST S05E25 THE MERRY WIDOW S05E26 CRITTENDON'S COMMANDOS S05E27 KLINK'S ESCAPE SEASON 6 DISC 1 S06E01 CUISINE À LA STALAG 13 S06E02 THE EXPERTS S06E03 KLINK'S MASTERPIECE S06E04 LADY CHITTERLY'S LOVER: PART 1 S06E05 LADY CHITTERLY'S LOVER: PART 2 S06E06 THE GESTAPO TAKEOVER DISC 2 S06E07 KOMMANDANT SCHULTZ S06E08 EIGHT O'CLOCK AND ALL IS WELL S06E09 THE BIG RECORD S06E10 IT'S DYNAMITE S06E11 OPERATION TIGER S06E12 THE BIG BROADCAST DISC 3 S06E13 THE GYPSY S06E14 THE DROPOUTS S06E15 EASY COME, EASY GO S06E16 THE MEISTER SPY S06E17 THAT'S NO LADY, THAT'S MY SPY S06E18 TO RUSSIA WITHOUT LOVE DISC 4 S06E19 KLINK FOR THE DEFENSE S06E20 THE KAMIKAZES ARE COMING S06E21 KOMMANDANT GERTRUDE S06E22 HOGAN'S DOUBLE LIFE S06E23 LOOK AT THE PRETTY SNOWFLAKES S06E24 ROCKETS OR ROMANCE

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Variation

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by california_112

As the men swivelled their attention, Hogan pulled down a map from underneath a top bunk, and took the pointer that Carter handed him. "As you know, the convoy will stop here, a mile from the checkpoint, and two miles from the Hofbrau, going along the road." "Bien sûr, we have been over it hundreds of times." LeBeau put in. "What's new?" -or- The team are stumped for once, until Hogan comes up with something, in the usual style.

ABSOLUTELY 0% SPOILERS FOR ANYTHING

This is part of the Hogan's Heroes Prompt Week, 3 - Varitaion.

Words: 309, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Robert Hogan, Peter Newkirk, James Kinchloe, Louis LeBeau, Andrew Carter

Additional Tags: Hogan's Heroes Prompt Week, 3 - Variation

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[barnesandnoblearegreat-blog]

SEASON I EPISODE 13 "HOGAN'S HOFBRAU" ORIGINAL AIR DATE 12/10/1965

[rlporter1957-blog]

HOGAN'S HEROES: SEASON 1 EPISODE 13 - "HOGAN'S HOFBRAU" ORIGINAL AIR DATE:12/10/65

[hogansheroestournament]

Hogan's Hofbrau (s1 e13): Hogan sneaks out of camp to a local German Hofbrau House to get the details of a nearby German army unit.

Kommandant of the Year (s1 e3): Hogan concocts a Kommandant of the Year award to distract Klink so a new Nazi rocket being stored protectively at Stalag 13 can be sabotaged.

[radarsteddybear]

Me: *sees hhcaps post*

Me: Hey!  I know that actor!  We were just watching something with him in it yesterday!  My dad looked him up and told me he was in an episode of Man from U.N.C.L.E.!

Me: But what were we watching...?

Me: *looks at actor’s filmography*

Me: wait a second...

Me: we were watching another episode of Hogan’s Heroes

[whatisthismandoinghere]

I just love the fact that it takes Newkirk a little bit to realize LeBeau fell off the roof and also that Schultz was trying not to laugh in that last gif 😂😂

From season 1 episode 13 "Hogan's Hofbrau"

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Hogan's Heroes - Hogan's Hofbrau