#Homestuck Ask Blog

[askinsufferableprick]

@mspaintjade

[askzoosmellpooplord]

ok

go

... are you recording me?

yes

wow, awesome. this is superb.

y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?

yes john

every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning

oh, cool.

that explains so much.

you're the worst friend ever.

aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!

i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.

you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.

and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,

it's called having a life.

i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.

ok your royal highness

im sure you have a lot on your plate

what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper

what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day

while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son

your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess

but hey man im not here to speak for him

why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert

are you still recording?

yeah

hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...

shut up

then you're going to want to type in the word...

shut up

THE WORD...

shut up

TURNTECHGODHEAD S-

s-

AID-!

looks like youre cutting out john

F- OR-

yeah dude your wifi is cooked

CK-

AH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde

...

you roped rose into this too?

yeah

well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!

ask box open for reception.

[askflightybroad]

Show the guy that was speaking off camera he sounds hot

It seems your presence has been requested by my adoring fans. Perhaps I was mistaken in the online worlds need for my advice and input when truly a more charming and intriguing member of society presents himself so brazenly.

@askinsufferableprick

[mspaintjade]

yo harley congrats on the big day hows it feel to be the first of us to be old as balls guess this is the part where i go on a whole cheesy ass rant about how much your friendship means to me and whatever which usually isnt my style but since its your bday and all i guess its not too big a secret that even tho youre kind of a weirdo youre also pretty cool or maybe thats what makes you cool hope you had a sick ass party on murder island full of like tea parties and furries or whatever like some kinda fucked up alice in wonderland remake not that theyd ever try and do an edgy remake of that classic can you imagine haha anyway your gift will be a bit late but promise its on its way scouts honor even have a pic as proof cant wait to meet in person one day and make some sick beats together stay cool tg

Jade: Big letr

GG: wowzers dave!!!!!!!!!! GG: i would give you a hug if we werent GG: an ocean away!

GG: best i can do is offer you a hug!

(forgot to add this but please follow @askinsufferableprick )

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[leijondaily]

:33 < day 19!

[asktrollstuck]

The final troll lineup!

[askhomestuckeveryone]

if everyone were put in a jumping tournament, who would win?

(⬅️. ➡️)

[ask-grubquius]

*hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of milk* *hands u a glass of mil

something something bull in the china shop

[NOTE: due to the numerous entities in this photo we have had to compress grubquius and its surroundings. sorry.]

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

wow. a baby. uh heyyyyy do mew um do mew want like a gun or somefin

[daycare-days]

A belated happy new years from the daycare group!

[askinsufferableprick]

Can you hold Johns hand :)?

[askzoosmellpooplord]

do you actually enjoy sbahj be honest bro

(kidding. go read tg's comic if you want a good distaction.)

[askflightybroad]

I will spare the usual amateur gestures of adjusting the camera or making the usual speech expressing enthusiasm and wondering "If the mic is on" and skip right to the chase.

At the behest of certain parties close to me, I have been persuaded to make a blog for myself.

yo lalonde did you get the blog set up yet look if youre having trouble im game rose you telling me this is official

Yes. Alarmingly official. I suppose I will endeavour to keep an active social media presence and try to understand this site more when I am not busy. So as it stands, ask away.

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

[ Merry Christmas to all!! For such a special occasion you make an appearance in full color! ]

[ Maybe you'll stop by the store and grab the ingredients to make coquito. Roxanne would definitely appreciate the little gift. ]

[egbertsoyfacing]

Wow, I'm so purroud of you June!!! >w< Have mew come out to your furiends yet? :oo

- @ineptlydrawnnep

==> we all came up with the same name?

[mspaintjade]

Jade: Babble about your day to Grandpa.

Jade talks about her near encounter with death and quick view of the underwater city. What an adventurous lass!

> Jade: Have your hair catch on fire.