#Homestuck Ask Blog

[askinsufferableprick]

trick...

[theheirhead]

> JOHN: Read Dave's messages.

You open Dave’s message, and are flashed with a large wall of red texts, as per usual. When are you ever NOT expecting to be blinded by a red screen?

You click on the link to check what award winning piece Dave made this time, and great God you're blown away by his talent. If you could print this out and put the whole thing on the fridge, you definitely would. 

You plan on replying to Dave’s shenanigans in person, just so you can discuss T Dub and that wonderful comic he made for you. But for now, it’s time to move on to the next friend’s messages, don’t you think?

[askfussyfangs]

Does this make up for the 2 months I was gone???

[ask-gamtavkar]

sOrRy FoR tHe BrEaK mOtHeRfUcKeRs, SoMe MiRaClEs GoT uP AnD hApPeNeD aNd NoW mY bEsT fRiEnD hErE iS aLl KeEpInG mE rEsTeD aNd ShIt.

HE'S SOMEHOW BEEN OUT OF IT MORE THAN NORMAL. WE'LL GET TO QUESTIONS WHEN WE CAN.

[askhomestuckeveryone]

*trying to throw rings on some of the troll's horns*

(⬅️. ➡️)

[vrisrezidailyuh]

day 2.

[mspaintjade]

Jade: Make your possibly short lived return

JADE: is this thing on? JADE: does it even still work...??? JADE: i guess ill have to find out... hi everyone! its been a... while! a really long while its good to see you all again!! :D JADE: i mean i took a while off but i think i have good reasons! my lifes been crazy recently!! sooooo how are you all!! my boxy thingy is always open for questions!!!

> Jade: Introduce your current life

[askzoosmellpooplord]

ok

go

... are you recording me?

yes

wow, awesome. this is superb.

y'know, you are such a pain in the ass sometimes i have to wonder, do you get off on it?

yes john

every time you get your panties in a twist i get this sensual rush through my body akin to the feeling of a big fat greasy fistful of bacon on a sunday morning

oh, cool.

that explains so much.

you're the worst friend ever.

aghh! you're going through a lot of unnecessary trouble trying to get me to start this stupid blog with you!

i mean, come on. everyone knows tumblr is for girls and people who got dropped by their psychiatrists and have no where else to complain.

you're exposing me to nutheads, dave.

and i know that's your forte but, i have this thing...you may be unfamiliar with it,

it's called having a life.

i don't have time to fit responding to internet weirdos into my schedule like you.

ok your royal highness

im sure you have a lot on your plate

what are you too busy sucking your thumb and shitting your diaper

what responsibilities could you possibly have all you do is sit in your room and watch crappy decade old movies all day

while your dad serves you a b list celebrity weddings worth of cake firsthand like a mother to her newborn son

your dad might as well have wished you were a girl with all that pampering you receive i bet you feel like a real princess

but hey man im not here to speak for him

why dont you ask yourself if you think youre so manly egbert

are you still recording?

yeah

hey guys! you're gonna get a real kick out of this one. go to https://dstrider.blogspot.com and hit ctrl f...

shut up

then you're going to want to type in the word...

shut up

THE WORD...

shut up

TURNTECHGODHEAD S-

s-

AID-!

looks like youre cutting out john

F- OR-

yeah dude your wifi is cooked

CK-

AH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh fine ill just do this with lalonde

...

you roped rose into this too?

yeah

well, FINE! god, i guess if you insist!

ask box open for reception.

[thoughtformchoreographer]

how bad do eridans flashbacks/panic attacks get? does anyone help him with those?

[It was all a bad dream.]

[No, no one helps him.]

[And they will continue to ignore him until ignorance is no longer convenient.]

[...A dead salamander washed up on the shore yesterday. Didn't you hear? Everyone is talking about it.]

[askflightybroad]

Show the guy that was speaking off camera he sounds hot

It seems your presence has been requested by my adoring fans. Perhaps I was mistaken in the online worlds need for my advice and input when truly a more charming and intriguing member of society presents himself so brazenly.

@askinsufferableprick

[askinsufferableprick]

🪤

[theheirhead]

thanks for following!

[askfussyfangs]

Oppa is Gangnam style, uh

Gangnam style

Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh

Gangnam style

Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh

Ayy, sexy lady

Op, op, op, op, Oppa is Gangnam style, uh

Ayy, sexy lady

Op, op, op, op, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

[beforan-bastards]

Click here to get to the beginning: Link

Info below the cut :3

Available For Asks

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Information

This is an ask blog for an AU called the Beforan Family AU. This is an AU I've had floating around in my head since mid 2020. I've been trying to do something with it for years now and this is my final attempt

This blog is currently run by @foxlorre

I hope you'll enjoy what I have in store :3

For me answering question as myself, go to #lorre talks

Chapter List

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

[egbertsoyfacing]

Is cheese real?

==> do you want to have kids some day?

[vrisrezidailyuh]

day 1.