#Hot Under the Collar

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[hannaedits]

Five-Star Reads for March 2024

[djoseph-quinn]

I am not ready for Marvel!Joseph

[antisolanum]

TOO MANY ZOOZ - To the Top (2014)

This song fucks so hard it should require a special permit to play it

[wearecrowley]

[piratefishmama]

Lil Prince Steven going on an impromptu very unexpected adventure during an outing with his parents where he followed a weird bug too far into the woods and got a little lost only to come face to face with a very awkward, very lost, and very frightened little black dragon, just a bit bigger than he is, hiding in a much too small for it bush.

the adventure is Steve accompanying the little dragon to find his (steve discovers this through this little dragon, who he also discovers is called Eddie, being very talkative once he feels he's safe) guardian, an exhausted elder dragon currently turning over every tree and pile of rocks he can find looking for his little escape artist rascal of a nephew.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "Okay everyone, please remember- stabbing can be valid and FUN part of your relationships, but everyone involved has to consent to it FIRST!"

Vaggie: "I wanna stab angels and they're consensually attacking our hotel. Does that count.

Charlie: "Oh it so TOTALLY counts."

Angel Dust: "Yeah yeah. An' it looks hot when ya girlfriend does it, huh toots?"

Charlie: "No comment!"

Husk: "I do not fucking consent to watch you two flirting."

Vaggie: "Your eyes are open and you live here."

Husk: "My soul's in chains and you have a room for that shit."

Angel Dust: "I'm not chained here~ I'm just single and bitter~"

Charlie: "Well you're also OUT VOTED! Boooo! Pen and Niffty don't mind us being cute in public, do you guys?"

Sir Pentious: "Ah, oh- Welllll... honessstly?"

Angel Dust: "YOU TELL 'EM SNAKE MAN! BE SINGLE AND BITTER WITH ME!!!"

Sir Pentious: "...I am looking, for tipssss..."

Angel Dust: "NOOOO!!!!!"

Angel Dust: (picking up Niffty) "Damnit- your vote, Niff. Do NOT ruin this for us."

Niffty: "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE US ALL COVERED IN BLOOD!!!"

Everyone else: "....."

Angel Dust: (sets her back down)

Angel Dust: "So seein' ya girl get rough and deadly with people turns ya on, huh Charlie Puff? That's a normal, non-freaky way to have fun."

Charlie: "Sliiiight correction- it's only fun for me when SHE'S having fun with it!"

Vaggie: (puppy eyes) "Awww, sweetie... really..?"

Charlie: "Vaggie." (cradling vaggie's face and staring soppily into her eye) "My beautiful former Exorcist turned violently protective hell angel- you can have a little bloodshed, as a treat~"

Vaggie: "How 'bout a kiss?"

Charlie: "That's not a treat. That's just what happens when you look at me for too long."

Vaggie: "I'm looking..."

Charlie: "And my lips are your lips! Or, uh- mmf!"

Husk: "I hope a fucking Exorcist slam dunks a cannibal corpse right over my head, killing me instantly."

Niffty: 'Why? There wouldn't even be much blood."

Husk: "Mercy kill."

Niffty: (lifts angelic dagger)

Husk: "Not from you."

Niffty: (lowers dagger) "Consent denied." (sighs) "Rats..."

[sanguineterrain]

save me jason todd competency kink. jason todd competency kink save me. save me ja-

[revivisection]

ok i heard you guys i'm giving him hugs now

[jascurka]

My poor little meow meow who has done nothing wrong ever

[rhiannons-bird]

currently going insane about all the dark rise / lotr parallels, thoughts not coherent someone send help

[warpedpuppeteer]

Eddie: i don't have kinks

Buck: *gets jealous and possessive over him*

Eddie: ...

Eddie: i have one (1) kink

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Roman, pinned to the ground, blushing: What, you’re gonna kiss me?

Virgil: *pulls out a knife* Think again.

Roman, blushing harder: You’re gonna stab me?

[shitpostingkats]

Yeah babe, the world may be crumbling around us, but lets have that not distract us from whatever the hell Shiba and Hishima have going on.

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Yang: (waiting patiently outside the bedroom door) Blake, baby, it's okay! I promise! Nesting is just something that pregnant women do in general. You're not an animal for trying to clean and make yourself comfortable for when the baby arrives.

Blake: (peeking through the door with teary eyes) Really?

Yang: Really-Really.

Blake: (sniffs) Okay...can I show you something?

Yang: Of course! (Gets dragged into their room and gasps when she sees a whole, three person sized nest woven together with blankets and most of her clothes)

Blake: What do you think?!

Yang: I...think I'm gonna have to buy some more clothes...

Blake: (ears droop)

Yang: Because I'm not going to demolish this beautiful thing for a faded band t-shirt! This is amazing!

[cybersexisholy]

anyone else get a little 😳 moment staring at servos in the sims...

like- hello~!