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rassicas · 9 months ago

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i have one video i've been wanting to make about a certain splatoon lore topic so badly for some years now and i wanna do it soon. but every time i think about it i can feel myself going insane. there's so much i need to say. how do i structure this in a way that makes sense. does it even make sense at all. to me? god help me

#rassicas speaks #spoilers: yep its the water thing.#stares haggardly at mirror with my hands white knuckle gripping on the sides of the bathroom sink. splashes water in my face #i feel like ive cracked open a fucking conspiracy. ITS ALL CONNECTED ITS ALL FUCKING CONNECTEDDDDD I FEEL INSANE #stares at my corkboard with strings. punches wall #the water weakness is not as stupid and disjointed as everyone thinks and i have to prove it.#the disconnect between the west and JP in terms of acceptance of the water weakness lore is fucking insane #there's a video from a edutainment quiz youtuber in JP. not a splatuber mind you. that talks about osmosis and how it connects to inklings #the canon explanation mind you. this video has a million views!!!#a million fucking views!! its a video for casuals!! everyone knows inklings canonically die in water and the reason is related to osmosis!!#meanwhile if you bring up the concept of inklings dying in water on the western side with hopes to theorize according to canon lore #and i will. present the dev interview that outright confirms the reason is related to osmosis.#u know what happens. um actually they only die in fresh water! um no they dont die in water they just cant swim! DO U KNOW HOW INSANE I FEE #jp side has been speculating on how the osmosis thing actually works on inkling biology for years #and the english side cant even get over the hurdle that the water weakness is like. real undeniable canon #like i get that info is less accessible here. as i will prove. in my video eventually.#but holy fuck it makes me crazyyyyy when i actually do present stuff and ppl cover their ears anyway. this has happened a lot.

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vildo · 1 year ago

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My taste in men

#this is me when i say i have a type #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #amc iwtv #iwtv s2 #iwtv season 2 #lestat #sam reid #iwtv lestat #iwtvedit #iwtv 2024 #vampire chronicles #vc #tumblr trash #shitpost #crack #i know how to pick em

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once-delight · 11 months ago

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✨Bonus✨

POV you trash talk brine shrimp and/or Daniel Molloy

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bl0rbohandbag · 1 year ago

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louis and daniel having this emotionally charged conversation, recollecting the horrors they went through in san francisco

AND

ARMAND

PULLS UP

LIKE

THIS

#armand: “hi girlies how you doing 😊 how was paris?”#THE FUCKING VERSACE GLASSES?????? WITH THE DRAMATIC EARLY 2000'S GOTH TRENCH COAT??? HOW DARE YOU #i still have to finish this episode but this cracked me up i'm so sorry #anyway assad should win all the oscars ever. everyone was amazing this episode but *chef's kiss* ASSAD.#amc iwtv #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #iwtv s2 #iwtv s2 spoilers #iwtv season 2 #iwtv season 2 spoilers #interview with the vampire season 2 #interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire spoilers #iwtv armand #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac

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hoomanbeaning · 1 year ago

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"... afraid she was no longer there, and eager to see her, the lover turned his eyes. in an instant she dropped back, and he, unhappy man, stretching out his arms to hold her and be held, clutched at nothing but the receding air. dying a second time, now, there was no complaint to her husband (what, then, could she complain of, except that she had been loved?) ..."

ovid's metamorphoses / orpheus and eurydice

#part one??? of where i compare armandaniel to the tale of orpheus and eurydice #no but like the greeks were at a different plane lmao (at least how ovid deadass made orpheus a shotacon after that tragedy)#i mean yeah historically accurate or whatever but lmao reading that in my greek literature class cracked me tf up #anyway ARMANDANIEL are PEAK ROMANCE #OLD MAN YAOI SUPREMACY!!!#armandaniel #armand x daniel molloy #devil's minion #armand iwtv #daniel molloy #old man daniel #interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire s2 #iwtv spoilers #interview with the vampire spoilers #amc interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv s2

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chuck-the-goon · 9 months ago

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Lestat is going to meet sassy Old Man Daniel and go 'I want one'.

Enter stage right, Lestat with an arm proudly around David Talbot's waist.

#kind of crack-y but y'all know this is how it's gonna go down #trying to one-up Armand too probably #amc iwtv #interview with the vampire #iwtv #the vampire chronicles #daniel molloy #david talbot #lestat #lestat de lioncourt

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radiocurrency · 10 months ago

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Louis: "...And that's the end of it. There's nothing else."

Daniel:

#that's how it actually went right?#amc iwtv #iwtv meme #daniel molloy #ldpdl #louis de pointe du lac #interview with the vampire #iwtv 2x08 #iwtv crack #iwtv

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lovesodeepandwideandwell · 4 months ago

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Ok now God has flipped the script and I'm getting job rejections immediately before new steps forward

#at this point i'm just exhausted/cracking up at how DRAMATIC my spiritual life is in concert with the job hunt #God was like oh you complained that you haven't felt like life with Me is intense enough? ok heard #(called-kept btw this is the one i told you about! just a very first interview not even with the committee but exciting!)

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dykeofthedamned · 8 months ago

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Fareed showing up in the show is SO fucking funny to me bc he’s standing there while Daniel conducts the interview and Louis is reminiscing abt lestat and if it’s canon accurate, fareed has already harvested Lestat’s sperm LOL. tfw your boss is waxing poetic about his ex being a terrible father but you’ve kinda already made a fucked up vampire baby with said ex’s DNA

#this is conjecture of course #but viktor’s existence cracks me up #tbh here’s how pregnant Louis can still win #<- ignore that tag I’m normal #interview with the vampire #iwtv #fareed bhansali

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thelostgirl21 · 2 years ago

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Anya zoning out, after Joey decides that Hugh Skinner would be the best co-star to be stuck in a lift with for 24 hours.

#Joey Batey #The Witcher #Jaskier #Radovid #Radskier #Hugh Skinner #related #Crack posts #Joey you can't say that you'd rather get stuck in a lift for 24 hours with the co-star playing Jaskier's new love interest...#a.k.a The guy you've been passionately smooching on screen #And have an insane amount of chemistry with...#While raving about how great he is in a lift...#And expect us mere mortals to be able to keep track of what's happening!#That's not how life works Joey!#That's how you give birth to modern life Radskier A.U. fanfic/art scenarios!#No but seriously the best part about that interview is that Joey really just seems to be thinking that Hugh Skinner #is just the nicest person alive #And he's trying to emphasize to Freya Allan that although she hasn't met him yet #He'd be the greatest person of the whole cast to be stuck in a lift with and they'd be getting along just fine!#But the sudden moment of silence that immediately follows with that person coughing off-screen made it just so funny!#Pan Jaskier #Panromantic Jaskier #Pansexual Jaskier #Sapioromantic Jaskier #My Posts #My Stuff

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cementcornfield · 9 months ago

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When I go back home, I eat so good I don't think it's cheating.

#king of one-liners in his interviews lmao #the way the whole room cracked up and then he did too <3 #god i haven't had dinner yet all of that sounds so good lmao #ALSO thinking about how joe is SO disciplined when he eats #and ja'marr is out here talking about how he eats whatever he wants #and it works for both of them!#(i'm sure ja'marr can tempt joe into whatever whenever they're in nola together 😈)#ja'marr chase #cincinnati bengals

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vildo · 4 months ago

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Me when people tell me it’s not canon

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kaurwreck · 9 months ago

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oh, i figured out aya's skill.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd aya #ngl this like is making me lose my mind because she's had one this entire time #and it's so fucking obvious in retrospect #but was like. was introduced. slowly. it was not really obvious at first. but you can look back and see how it's present even in the ova.#anyway i don't mean to tease but i wrote out about a third of the theory and then started cracking open other parts of the story with sarah #and now i'm exhausted so i'm going to sleep #but i am certain. like there is no doubt in my mind. that i know what aya's skill is. it fits textually and metatextually #and explains a cryptic comment asagiri made in an interview.#where he said watch aya. like. most of what's been incredible has been obvious.#but no. you can see her skill. and it's SUCH a love letter to aya koda.#in a way i was worried he wouldn't pull off. because it felt like her skill was going to manifest from the stress. and it would be like op.#which isn't. who she was. she was a subtler sort of brilliant. one who exemplified virtue. and this skill is so. it's so good. it's fitting #it also explains akutagawa's dragon outfit.#like. there are a lot of theories i've had that are theories. this is not one of them. we might get the confirmation next chapter.#unfortunately i will need to lay out some confucian concepts for it to make sense. hence why i'm saving this for later. but i'm.#asagiri is insane i want to pick his brain and also follow him around like mary magdalene and learn from him.

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copia · 11 months ago

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the interviewer was a top-class comedian fr

#i still struggle to believe that wasn't a joke on her part #and i have his response memorised i'm afraid #'how fitting to wear them even today' cracks me up every time #the band ghost #also i know this was probably very stressful for all parties and shes just doing a normal interview script #i dont blame her for the extreme awkwardness

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laniidae-passerine · 11 months ago

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people think the theories are getting too crazy well I don’t think we’re getting crazy enough. we need weirder shit. Armand wasn’t Alice. Louis was Alice. how does that work? it doesn’t. but it’s only Tuesday and I can’t day drink rn so we’re gonna work with this until the weekend

#I just think that Luke and Jacob’s comments in interviews have me 👀👀👀#‘there was more there’ WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY WOULD YOU GET IN TROUBLE MR ANDERSON. HUH?#also in this crack theory Armand definitely wiped both of their minds which is sooo funny to me #Daniel: I had a wife named Alice and she was beautiful and lovely and if she called I’d go to her instantly #Louis who has no clue he was Alice: wow man. that’s crazy. have I mentioned how badly I get attached to my exes and miss them after decades?#Armand dressed up in his slutty Rashid maid cosplay: let’s stop talking about the past during this interview about the past shall we?#I can make this weirder actually hold on uhhhhhg #Armand and Louis were BOTH Alice they took it in turns. it’s why Daniel can’t remember her properly #she’s an amalgamation she’s a mix #still Armand did mind wipe them it’s very funny to me that he encounters one issue and is like ‘…I gotta delete all the data right now’#idk I’m bored lmao #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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vildo · 1 year ago

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He OWNED them tho

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