#Hydreigon Hybrids

[yanban-san]

Okay but what if I wore a pair of these for the Hydreigon!Submas Twins

Imagine them napping and I use these to kees them on the nose/cheek/forehead

Or just to be a lil menace with them and tickle them with these

You'd probably short circuit their poor dragon brains- Emmet is looking at them in confusion. They look like Deinos. Pups. Baby to take care of. But it's. On your hand.

Are you a Hydreigon hybrid? Maybe a half-hybrid? Emmet's head is tilting so far he might as well be upside down.

You boop him on the nose. He tries to hiss, and chirps instead- And hisses again, in confusion. Ingo looks shocked- Why do you have children on your hands? He certainly wishes he had real pups... ...Do you want pups? He wonders. He'll certainly give them to you if you want.

Heaven forbid you remove the gloves. The boys are distraught. Holding up the plushies. Ingo has tears in his eyes, looking at the weirdly deflated Deino. He lights up if you put the puppets back on. Emmet gets antsy- He wants to get rid of them, but- Looking at them, feeling how soft they are under his hands... He hisses at them. Weird fake babies.

But also...

The boys are chirping at your hands wantonly. Somehow, you've managed to make them suppress their normally violent tendencies. They're accepting your boops and keeses, while also being unusually tender and sweet. If you tickle them, they won't be vicious- Hollering and growling at you touching them, but not biting or fighting back- The moment they try to, you just pretend to make lil Deino noises with the gloves and the boys can't help but coo at the puppets on your hands.

[askanoddpikachu]

Hydreigon for the hybrid thing?

Fierce little rat! Yours to keep if you want ^^

[clearjello]

Additional, belated Halloween designs. Several designs were initially scrapped, and I revisited and finished a few of them, so here're some more. These designs are up for adoption on my DA / FA

[theconfusedanimal]

Big dnd squad cuddle puddle comm for @eragoneater!! my blorbo is there too snfifles

[inaris-pokemon-world]

Did you have any beta designs of any of your characters, before deciding on what they look like now?

Not really for Matcha or Inari. Their designs came pretty much straight through, though Inari was originally a shiny Sylveon in her disguise. And Inari's son most just has his markings fixed until I was satisfied.

Now Mod Kit, she had quite a few early designs. I'm not sure if you could call them "beta" so much, since they were all different species entirely. Just as a first example, Inari's design was originally going to be my Pokésona.

Before that, I toyed with a few designs as shown below, that I eventually made into separate characters because they didn't feel right.

[jathemonofficial]

[magmalaz]

Some more oc Headshots~

They are two of Sagittarius brothers and are part of the Zodiac-Hydreigons, which are part of a story i am planning-Writing.

Aquarius(Hydreigon/Dragalge) is a prankster but generally a decent person. Still wants to annoy others.

Libra(Hydreigon/Kommo-o) is a serious person. He has a soft spot for his siblings though.

[ask-professor-dracaena]

16

16 what habit does one of your pokémon have that's unusual for its species?

Well, when it comes to this question, I would have to say there are two of my Pokémon that stand out in this situation the first is Níðhöggr , While exploring the world with your mouth is not unusual in the line it is unusual for a Hydreigon to continue to do so, and as you can see by the picture, I have on my FQA… it has had some unfortunate consequences. No, this is not technically a “habit“ Kitsura my ninetales/zoroark Hybrid has suffered from narcolepsy from his youth

[sadtrashking]

HEY!! actually wrote these all out u can tell where i started going off of mostly appearance for these because i only really know a few qsmp characters help obviously not everyone but uhm. swagever (sorry for sending it to inbox it was too big to fit in the comments on that other post)

Tubbo: Groyvle (Frozen in time/Time related things. Looks like how I imagine her, I like the idea of him not being a fully evolved mon I think it oddly fits her)

Spreen: Hisuian Typhloshion!!!!! (Guy who is like darker colors and the ghost typing is such a cool like. hint towards his tragic fate of fucking dying. Plus works well with Fit and Ramon being normal types)

DanTDM: Shiny Sceptile (works mostly with my specific QSMP dragon lore but TLDR is that Tubbo and Dan are really similar genetics wise and look almost identical, but Dan's fully evolved while Tubbo hasn't really mastered it yet hence. Shiny Sceptile (which is more blue so its fitting)

Bad: Yveltal (Death vulture thing, Dark Type, God-related status, Immortal)

Jaiden: I know the obvious choice is like Chatot but. I like to think she'd be an Archeops I feel like she'd be a raptor of some kind and Archeops is like both that and a parrot it feels made for her…. SHE'D HAVE HER NORMAL COLORS THOUGH I THINK

Pac: Shiny Dusk Form Lycanrock: I like to think Q!Pac is some kind of shiba hybrid so he's GOTTA be a dog and Shiny Dusk Lycanrock is the EXACT colors

Fit: Ursaring because like. Look at it that's just him

Cellbit: Meowscarada this is another appearance based one but I REALLYYY like Meowscarada Cellbit its fun to me.

Baghera: KILOWATTRELLLLLL i dont think any of the ducks fit her and I fucking LOVEEEE kilowattrel i think it's a really fun choice for her

Roier: Midnight Lycanrock I like to think Roier is an African Wild Dog and I think it makes this guy fit him! Plus he's red and emo which is fitting i think

Foolish: Palafin! I don't wanna give him Sharpedo because i think it'd be a bit too silly, and Garchomp is for Leo, so Palafin!! Works well with me imagining him as a Sawshark anyways…

Phil: Honchkrow. IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE HIMMM ITS SUCH A GOOD MON FOR HIM hes not corviknight because thats my c!phil headcanon plus i feel like q!phil's less intimidating

Missa: Alolan Marowak i know next to nothing about this guy but. dude's an alolan marowak

Cucurucho: BLOOD MOON URSALUNA THIS FUCKERS SUCH A URSALUNA its a big intimidating bear that's face is mostly obscured and doesn't really display much emotion raaaagh its so fitting

Fred: Beartic because blue polar bear but GOD i love ur pangoro idea thats so fun

(Eggs)

Sunny: Cosmog because i loveeee the idea that shes gonna turn into a solgaleo its so funny to me. groyvle dad with a metal sun lion god following him around PLUS COSMOG FITS HER IN LIKE A LOVING SPARKLY THINGS WAY… made of stars

Dapper: Zweilous (I think a lot of the eggs have evolved atp) Fits bad's dark typing! Little guy!!! Little guy with no eyes!!!!

Ramon: Drampa. Mustache dragon thanggggggggg also the idea of this baby dragon being a grampa is really funny

Pomme: DIPPLINNNNNN make that girl into a hydrapple to match dapper becoming a hydreigon eventually. the hydra sisters :fire: ALSO DIPPLIN IS REALLY CUTE i dont particularly care for flapple and appletun feels too like. lazy? for pomme? idk

Richas: Craniados!!!!!! The way people draw Richas reminds me SOOOO much of a pachycephalosaur so I gave him the pachycephalosaur pokemom!!!

Chayanne: FRAXUREEEE haxorus is SUCHHH a chay pokemon to me i think its the yellow. i like to think he's the first to evolve due to being the oldest :3

Tallulah: Swablu: I've always associated the altaria line with music and Tallulah with music so!!!!!

Flippa: Goomy. u'll never fucking guess why

Leo: GABITEEEEEE its a shark dragon its MADEEEE for her honestly

Bobby: Bagon because I feel like it mirrors Jaiden's whole thing with flying in a really sad way

I FUCKING LOVE THEESE. God I love pokemon aus so much they're so fun. And sw on the just appearance ones because they work too. Pac and sunny are probably my favorites from this list

[asterbats]

Hello! I’m trying out some adoptables! With the Gligar line because of course I am. They're half in the style of my own rules for hybrids, and half just for fun. If you’re interested, please DM me at either @asterbats​ or @perenlop​. I accept payment through p@ypal, venm0, and k0-fi!

These are first come, first serve, and payment is due in 24 hours when you first DM.

1. Gliscor/Hydreigon $30 [OPEN]

2. Gliscor/Dustox $30 [OPEN]

3. Gligar/Shiny Ribombee $20 [CLOSED]

4. Gligar/Grafaiai $20 [OPEN]

5. Gligar/ Galvantula $20 [OPEN]

[dragonofthenorth]

(Thank you @taplaos for the lovely art)

Welcome to Titomoth! Don't leave the well wandered paths, the mons here are territorial at best, vicious at worst.

I am Rexi Obsidian. I hail from Unova but haven't been there in about a decade. I'm 26 years old and the famed Dragon of the North Hydreigon. Which is one of the fancy terms we use for the Elite Four members.

Let me introduce my main mons.

Persephone- My very big shiny Hydreigon. She is my partner, my ace, my darling girl. She's been with me the longest and our bond transcends words. She has given me the most scars.

Hex- My Chandelure and I believe Trevenant hybrid but she's mostly a Chandelure. She's sweet and happy and brightens my life. I've had her since she was a Litwick.

Hildegard- My Excadrill. Don't touch her. Don't. She's mean and angry and would fight her own reflection if given the chance, but I trust her at my back.

Artemis- My patchwork Mimikyu. She saved my ass in Alola and refused to leave me since. She's small and adorable but will mess you up.

Mbizi- My Primarina! Oh my lovely drama queen. She is a babygirl who always draws a crowd. She was born from a show Primarina and she does draw the eye.

Cyprian- My Corviknight. My big boy, nearly blind in one eye. But he's still a fighter, a good boy.

(Thank you @startistdoodles)

I have two more mons that you will be seeing a lot of.

Ryuu- My Kantonian? Ninetales

Sovereign- Intersex Nidorine

[yanban-san]

Took a short break on R0′s discord to write out this lovely piece about Hydreigon Submas. :)

Summary: You were cooking at your campsite in what you had thought to be a peaceful area of hybrid territory; Not realizing the reason it was so peaceful was because two verrrry powerful dragons were taking up residence on the mountain and were killing anything dangerous that tried to take their territory. You just wanted a peaceful camping trip, but the Hydreigons smelled your cooking and decided you were too cute to leave alone.

CW: 🔞 Biting, Blood play, Non-con stuff, Aphrodisiacs, Mind-melding/Brainwashing stuff, Hydreigon Hybrid AU, Breeding Kink, NSFW 🔞

You thrashed uselessly against the strong arms pinning you down- against the thick, powerful tail binding your legs together. Your eyes met the harsh, slitted silver ones that stared down at you as though you were a freshly caught pidove. And what a terribly wide smile was on it’s face, too. You felt something strange- ticklish and wet on your wrists being held by the hand of the hybrid- And before you could acknowledge anything else, the hybrid shoved it’s face into yours, it’s thick tongue wrestling your lips apart as it slid into your mouth. It tasted oddly bitter and sweet- Like soap mixed with honey. And you felt- something pinching at your wrists- like teeth. And a sensation of licking.

A Hydreigon Hybrid, you realized. Violent and aggressive and always very hungry for new prey.

 Maybe your cooking had attracted it, you cursed-

“Emmet, stop-”

And suddenly the hybrid pulled away from you, a high-pitched hiss leaving it’s mouth as another hand reached over and pushed it away- It’s long tongue thrashing against the hand holding it’s face back from yours.

The one who had been kissing you, Evidently Emmet, kept darting his eyes between you and-

The other one.

Who looked exactly like Emmet, except he had a curious black robe on instead of the white one the other wore. A deep frown was on his face, his eyes marked with darker and longer striped markings, accentuating his silver irises. His maned horn-collar flared with deep fuchsia and black as he looked down at you. “You’re pretty.” He remarked, cocking his head at you. His voice was deep and thundering in your ear- his hands biting firmly into your wrists as he studied you like a freshly caught fish, rather than a person- And he just called you pretty? Oh no. Oh no-

“I found her first,” hissed Emmet, sinking claws into your legs, “I found her first Ingo- I want her first. Mine.” Ingo hissed back at his brother. “Nonsense, you’re too rough- You’d hurt her. In fact, you already did.” He pointed out, grabbing your wrists and showing him the now bleeding marks his hand-mouth had left. A gasp and whimper left his throat as took it gingerly in his gloved hand, and his main mouth’s tongue shot out again, licking your wrist rather erotically as he kept glancing at you. A blush spread across your face- The bleeding marks didn’t hurt. Rather, they strangely felt nice. Vaguely, you heard Emmet whimper in between the kisses and licks he was giving your wrists, a muttering of an apology or assuagement- a cooing sound coming from deep in his throat.

The more temperate one, Ingo, seemed to read your mind. “My apologies, little dear. Our saliva is a venom, but in small doses, it does numb pain and can make it… pleasurable. We’ll keep these marks from hurting until you’re healed, dear.”

Heh, The way he phrased it made it sound like they were going to make you stay with them- That was silly, you thought. You giggled. That sounded really silly. There were two of them above you as your vision went bleary- a headache only beginning to form as you desperately tried to keep your head upright. And somewhere, somehow, you were vaguely aware Ingo was telling you something else, his voice fading in and out with your consciousness. “…It’s also… ah, you seem to be light-headed-… Emmet-…. -Venom-” And you passed out, feeling giddy. Light headed was an excellent description- Like you were floating on clouds and dancing in the rain, and you barely noticed anything as the hybrid picked you up and carried you through the clouds to their aerie.

Until the venomous poison settled in your stomach.

An intense heat burned from somewhere in your body- and you felt an uncomfortably sensitive pleasure growing between your legs, up your stomach, around your breasts and even to your legs and arms and neck- And your head felt like it was swimming in soup. You were vaguely aware something-one of the hybrids- was holding you. You were somewhere dark now, and fluffy. Very fluffy- Ingo’s claws felt so nice on your skin… And you grabbed his hand, forcefully rubbing it along your stomach as you whined, unaware of what you were doing.

“Shh, shh- Dear, there will be plenty of time for that later…” And he began massaging your back, sending awful shots of pleasure through your body- His knee was almost between your legs, and you moved one over to straddle him- Anything to relieve that awful pressure- You felt his body rumble from the growl he emitted, as his wings came down around you- But, suddenly, he pushed you away, and you blearily watched him stumble to the entrance of the dark fluffy place- and spit. A lot.

A dark, purple-pink fluid dripped from his mouth, and he grabbed something- a vile of water, it looked like- and rinsed out his mouth again. “She’s good at handling our venom, brother. She’d be fine-” You heard from another corner of the dark, fluffy place- Another set of wings wrapping around you, feeling an electric sensation of something wet and stick rubbing against your neck. The hot breath of the other hybrid on your ear, making you shudder.

Ingo spat out again. “Absolutely not; She can barely see right now, brother- And even I hate having that much venom just dripping-”

“She’ll try to run away once she recovers. I’m just making sure she stays here. She’s verrrry cute. I found her first. Mine.”

“We can convince her not to leave,” Ingo remarked, wiping his hands.

"One way or another."

----

“Should we bring her some food? I want to bring her something.” Emmet said, his tail swishing eagerly. Hunting-! He wanted to hunt for you. Bring you something tasty- And something much more substantial than whatever that pathetic little thing you'd been cooking earlier was.

“Berries and herbs- You know what to look for, right? I have that human book… top shelf-”

You heard clunking and thudding- gentle, soft thudding against the fluffiness of the cave.

Emmet’s wings flexed, and he took off out of the cave with a tattered wild plant field guide in hand.

Ingo sighed as he walked back in, watching you pass out again. Having mates- Or potential mates- made them salivate even more venom than normal. Your blood tasted delicious as he licked your wrists again, soothing the pain with more pleasure. You’d be in and out of consciousness for a while more, and hopefully if Emmet could find the right herbs he could at least make you a balm to help bring you back down to your right mind. He bundled up the wooloo furs, arranging them in a shape like a bed- And laid you on top, curling up beside you. 

You were very cute. Ingo had to agree with his brother- It would be so easy to mate with you like this- the way you kept clinging to him, even when passed out- His feathers and fur flexed strongly, his face and fur blooming with deep, dark fuchsia-colored blush. He gingerly held you against him, taking care not to let his claws dig at you- and he clenched his thumbs against his palms, preventing his mouths from opening up by accident and biting you again.

...Though he was a little more than annoyed that Emmet had gotten to mark you first, with his bites.

He’d take you next. For certain.

Ingo languidly pulled your leg coverings off, your scent hitting him harshly. He licked his lips unconsciously, running his tongue over his fangs eagerly. His slitted pupils widened, a trickle of fuschian drool dripping from his lips. Running his gloved claws over your pussy, sopping wet from venom-induced arousal, slick instantly seeping through the fingers of his glove- Oh dear, he thought, and discarded it- It was also soaking with his venom now.

Ingo pressed his hand against your cunt, stroking lightly with his claws- circling your clit with his thumb. You bucked against him, whining in heat- An involuntary growl left his throat, as he braced his palm against your cunt, and the hand’s tongue trepidly flicked out to lick whatever he was touching-

And oh-

You tasted-

Wonderful.

Ingo couldn’t hold back the strange chirping noises he found himself making as he forced one of his secondary tongues into your pussy- and you whimpered in your drugged out state. He was enraptured, and venom laced drool was leaking from his mouths- All three of them. You tasted wonderful. Wonderful wasn’t enough to describe it-

He needed his mouths on you. All of them. He wanted to bite and mark you so badly. Claim you all for himself-

And why couldn't he, he realized?

Ingo needed no further urging, growls growing more and more aggressive in his throat as he pressed his claws into your soft, plush thighs, folding you over in your stupor to press his mouth against your cunt- Licking and lapping and forcing the full length of his venom laced bite into your pretty little hole, dripping with that delicious, delicious slick- It wasn’t enough to bury his face as forcefully as he could, pushing your thighs against his head before spreading you as wide as he could as he trailed his tongue over your clit, sucking forcefully. Hearing your whimpers and moans-

More. He wanted more.

You cried out, whining harshly at the lightning jolt of pleasure shooting through your body- Whining and half sobbing at the intensity of the sensation. His hands sunk their own fangs into your thighs, injecting more of his venom into you- Pretty, pretty little mate, pulling on his hair so forcefully! He growled, hissing- biting into your thigh for a second, before returning to the task at hand. Your dripping cunt, so wet, so warm- Perfect for him. The hydreigon hybrid bucked his hips uselessly against the bedding he’d prepared for you- Nowhere near firm enough, the lack of friction against his hard cock useless as he forced one of your legs down, trying to rut against it- Utterly useless. The barking growl growing more aggressive in his throat as he grew more frustrated.

Somehow, you became aware- But only just- that something was happening to you. You tried to push the hybrid away from you, desperately- Your vision had returned, although terribly blurry- and somehow- You knew you needed to get away from whatever lovely, lovely thing was between your legs.

Ingo looked shocked, his tongue reaching for your cunt again as you tried to force his head back- rolling off the bed of furs and fluff and onto the cave floor- You needed to get to the light, right-? That would be the exit- 

And you were slammed roughly into the ground, the clawed hand of the hydreigon pulling on your hair roughly as it pinned you down with it’s entire body. Ingo snarled at you, forcing you back up- And the worst part was it didn’t even hurt. The Hydreigon was none too happy, throwing you back onto the little bed he’d prepared for you. Drool dripped onto your face as you tried to focus on it’s features- Sharp silver eyes against the horned cowl decorating it’s head, fangs dripping with- blood? Pink. Pink blood.

“Little mate,” He hissed, “You’re going to be my little mate, and you’re going to like it, understood?” Ingo was furious you’d tried to reject him- But no matter. Like Emmet said, you’d come around. One way or another.

Or maybe you'd just gotten delirious from how much venom was coursing through your veins- Yes, that was a much nicer alternative to thinking you were trying to reject him. But still- It made him angry. You would need a permanent reminder that you were now his mate.

----

You craned your neck, trying to see where the exit- the light, had gone- Or something, you weren’t sure what- In your near upside down vision, there were about seven or eight spots of light. Ingo looked down at your delicate throat, salivating. Offering him your collarbone- You really did want to be his mate!

He sunk his fangs deeply into your neck, groaning happily as you let out a cute little yelp of surprise. The venomous drool leaking from his mouth into the cuts as he milked blood and salty sweat from your flesh- growling harshly as his wings folded around you. His eyes went bleary as he basked in the pleasure of the sensation, a growl welling in his throat and getting caught as he kept sinking his fangs into your shoulder- His other hand-mouth biting your shoulder under your shirt, licking attentively-

Your shirt was getting in his way- And with a harsh ripping sound, you were left completely exposed under him. Soft and pretty- Your skin felt so nice against his scales, feeling your heart against his own made his fur bristle warmly. Pretty little mate. All his. All his.

All his. His mate. His cute little mate, who'd look so cute with his pups- Yes, that would keep you there.

That would make you theirs! Stuffing you full of his pups- Yes, that sounded wonderful.

His gaze fell down to your breasts as he stretched himself back up, reaching down to touch you curiously, though not gently- your breathing hitched strangely when he brushed over your nipple, and you whined so cutely for him when he pinched it harder, rubbing it between his fingers. He grabbed it fully, his hand’s mouth coming over and sucking aggressively as you whined again, drool dripping from the corner of your mouth. Ingo brought himself down to you, kissing you- His tongue invading your mouth and choking back your whines as you pressed your tongue against his, the strange salty-soapy-sweet taste returning in full. Your mouth tasted good too-! He moaned, grinding against your cunt desperately- his voice straining as he forced his tongue into the back of your throat, coiling around your own tongue- So small compared to his own, he noted.

His cock seemed far too big for a mere human to take it-

But you were going to be his cute little mate, of course you could take it. He’d make you take it. “Little mate,” He breathed harshly, forcing his length between your legs, trying to push it in- “Be a good little fuck toy for me- Mine. My little mate- My cute little mate- Mine, mine- Mine-My little fucking doll- Mate, Fuck-” He growled aggressively, forcing himself inside your slick cunt with a harsh thrust- Each rutting movement punctuated harshly with a declaration of his ownership of you. Ingo moved his mouth from yours down to your collarbone, sinking his fangs back in, whining and growling as he rutted as deeply as he could inside of you, sucking on your collarbone, nipping at your breast, his other hand biting along your arm, moving to gently squeeze your other breast as he braced himself with his wings. “Mine, Mine, mine- My pretty little mate, so good for me-! You just need- to be fucked properly, damnit-”

He let up for a second, gasping for air- “Full of- my cum, full of pups- My good little mate, my good little fucking mate-! Good-!” He growled, returning his mouth to your shoulder again as he came, filling you with his cum- The way your cunt clenched around his cock, refusing to let him go- What a perfect little mate you were for him! So good, and all his, all his-! He released his grip-

Staring down at you as a trickle of his venom and your blood trailed down his face- And he noticed your shoulder was a horribly bloody mess as well. Oh well. He licked it up, nuzzling into your neck to inhale your scent as you whimpered- Still, the pain was blurred into pleasure. For now. They’d have to keep you like this for a while… Another bite mark that would need to heal, he knew. “Shh, shh- Lovely little mate.” He cooed back into your ear. His wings wrapping around you.

You were such a lovely little mate; Perfect, perfect, perfect for them.

[inprogresspokemon]

I'm not sure if in-progress works with future Paradox Pokemon.

They are all cases of bio-mimicry, independent robots made in the shape of Pokemon not "future evolved Pokemon."

I may treat them more as “what if’s” than the in-progress forms for the Past Paradox Pokemon.  I’m not really sure yet.

The future paradox Pokemon’s poked entries are particularly wild and (imo) their speculation is not to be taken literally. Although most of them allude to being man (or alien)-made, Iron Thorns and Iron Jugulis reference them being future versions:

Iron Thorns:

It has some similarities to a Pokémon introduced in a dubious magazine as a Tyranitar from one billion years into the future. It appears to be highly intelligent and clad in metallic armor, causing some to speculate that it may be a Tyranitar as it would appear a billion years from now. Its name comes from a similarly described entity that appears in the Violet Book.

Iron Jugulis:

It resembles a certain Pokémon introduced in a paranormal magazine, described as the offspring of a Hydreigon that fell in love with a robot. Iron Jugulis is theorized to be a sort of machine-Hydreigon hybrid, as it combines the former's ruthlessness with the latter's ferocity. It takes its name from a similarly described entity in the Violet Book.

Regardless of their wacky lore, I think they're intended to be versions of modern day Pokemon from the far future. Since I'm doing the past paradox forms, I don't feel I should leave out the future forms.

[yveltalreal]

Redoing this because Yveltals old one was shit.

Welcome to the rotumblr blog for the real actual god of death Yveltal! They/It/She/He pronouns. She enjoys Barbie media, baking, playing various video games I show him, listening to classical music like the old geezer (/aff) she is, and spending time with its family and friends. Do not call her a bacon bird or a murder chicken or anything like that, she doesn’t like it. Also you can ONLY call her Yveltal. If you are allowed to call her something else they will tell you. This is primarily their blog, I just live here.

I’m Maple, host of the Reaper System! I use He/She/They and we use She/They/It collectively! We’re Yveltal’s Chosens and frequent hijackers of this blog because we can’t be assed to make our own!! There’s me (#from m), Whirlybird (#whirlybirds musings), Circut (#circuits circus), Marble (#marble posting), and Acer (#acer speaks). We’re attending university at Naranja-Uva Academy and also are Paldea’s very own Dark Type gym leader (Fuck you, Iono! It’s my gym now!) You might also occasionally hear from my rotom, .ZIP, or my Ninetails, Glacier. I don’t think any of the others know how to use rotumblr.

some of the others in question are:

Pickle - Meowscarada (Service/Partner pkmn)

Dash - Cyclizar (We do a lot of racing)

Hephaestus - Houndoom/Lycanroc hybrid (Service/Partner pkmn)

Glacier - Chimeric Shiny Alolan Ninetails (Alpha)

Little - Shiny Scolipede

Bubblegum Bitch/Bibi - Shiny Lopunny (Freak)

Eepy - Zoroark

Tami - Absol (Basically my mom)

Biscuit - Hydreigon (General in the Deino Army)

En Passant - Kingambit

Wave - Wattrel (Like literally just a chick)

Sneeze - Houndour

Theres a couple others like the rest of my gym team and all of en passant's army and a few others. Also I USED to have a kilowattrel named storm but. lets not talk about him :D

Oh, also sometimes I turn into a houndoom for a little bit and it’s Zygarde’s fault apparently.

OOC UNDER THE CUT!

okay hi second pinned post yippe.

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mod and characters are adults however reaper system does include a little in it and also im just generally not comfortable with nsfw?? i might make slur jokes or kys jokes so keep that in mind but i do tag them and thats p much the extent ill go.

while high stakes shit might be mentioned (i will tag it as high stakes) uhhh it probably wont be too much?? at least other than occasionally mentioning offhand highstakes events.

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[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

About Me: Favorite Pokemon

Pokemon is a series very near and dear to my heart. From my early experiences watching the anime and playing the card game to staying up all night in the hospital playing Pokemon Crystal to getting my first-ever game of my own (Sapphire) and picking my first starter (Torchic), I just have an endless stream of positive memories of this franchise.

Of course, most of the positive memories wouldn’t be half as good without all the Pokémon I befriended along the way. There’s over a thousand of these creatures now and while I don’t think any Pokémon is bad, I’ve obviously come to like some more than other. That’s what this list is for.

Unfortunately, due to the image limit on posts I had to cut this list down from 50 to 30 so that there wouldn’t be twenty boring blank spaces like I had to do with my video game list. A lack of pictures there is whatever, but when I can’t showcase the designs of the critters I’m talking about, there’s a big issue. This means there’s a lot of honorable mentions: Klefki, Jynx, Slither Wing, Lapras, Garbodor, Lunala, every single Eeveelution, Armaldo, Farfetch'd, Sirfetch'd, Ditto, Pheromosa, Buzzwole, Mew, Xurkitree, Lucario, Gimmighoul, Zoroark, Claydol, Walking Wake, Rotom, Porygon2, Chien-Pao, Iron Thorns, Sceptile, Gallade, Togekiss, Spiritomb, Grimmsnarl, Mimikyu, Scrafty, Sigilyph, Zacian, Florges, Eternal Flower Floette, Lilligant, Bisharp, Kingambit, Wishiwashi, Tatsugiri, Bronzong, Rayquaza, Dracovish, Hydreigon, Blacephalon, and Dracozolt. Yeah, there's a thousand of these, so narrowing down my favorites is no easy task.

30. Unown

Unown is probably one of the most worthless Pokemon when it comes to battling seeing as they only know Hidden Power and have pitiful stats (partly because their attacking stats are still spread as if the physical/special split never happened), but I lfind their overall suckiness kind of endearing. I like the weird concept behind them being living hieroglyphs, and the mysteries surrounding them really make me wish they were utilized more in the stories of the games. I'm not asking for them to be as badass as they were in the Entei movie, but come on, throw these guys a bone!

29. Qwilfish

One of the absurdly rare joke Pokemon of Gen II, Qwilfish wasn't one I thought of very often... that is until I got one over the GTS back in the DS days. She was a shiny, her name was Butt Bomb, and her OT was Bakura. Ever since I got her, I have always loved this stupid mine/blowfish hybrid, and I was absolutely elated to find out it got a badass evolution in Overqwil when Pokemon Legends Arceus came out.

28. Sneasler

Speaking of Arceus, I have to say that Sneasler is my favorite Hisuian evolution. I've always loved Sneasel, especially since one in LeafGreen ended up becoming one of my first ever level 100 Pokemon in that game. I kind of didn't like that it lost so much Sneasel-ness upon evolving into Weavile, but Sneasler certainly fixes that problem. It's all right there in the name, where the original is Sneasel, this one is even Sneasler. More Sneasel, less problems.

27. Meowstic

These weird little Psychic cats are just a lot of fun, and I honestly like them more than their more iconic pre-evolutions. Gen VI gets a lot of flak, especially considering how few Pokemon it introduced, but considering it brought this sexually dimorphic extrasensory feline into existence I'm fine with it. Quality over quantity.

26. Kecleon

It has one of the most clunky gimmicks out there, but I'm still fond of this little chameleon. It's such a fun Pokemon to track down be it in Gen III, their remakes, or even Go, and it is one of the single most terrifying foes you can battle in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. I even love its stupid shiny that only changes its stripe.

25. Dudunsparce

After years of fans begging for Dunsparce to finally receive an evolution, one that would be some badass dragon that completely misses the point of Dunsparce's whole joke, Gen IX delivered with... a Dunsparce that has an extra segment in its body. It is genuinely one of the greatest trolls in existence, and the fact there's a special form that's even longer really goes to show that Dunsparce was always perfect and the only thing they could even imagine doing as improvement is giving us more Dunsparce.

24. Alcremie

I love Pokémon with bafflingly cryptic evolution methods, and while Runerigus probably takes the cake in terms of Gen VIII Pokemon, Alcremie quits literally is the cake. The fact you have to decorate it’s pre-evolution, then spin around in a circle with the direction, number of spins, and even time of day affecting the ultimate outcome of what color Alcremie you’ll get. No matter what, the end result is the cutest food-themed Pokémon yet.

23. Shedinja

Finding this Pokémon on my own as a kid was such a fun surprise. The Nincada I’d lovingly raised evolved, but I got not just one evolution but some weird shedded husk? Fucking awesome. Ghost types really have some of the most inventive designs in the whole series, and this one hit point wonder is a shining example of that.

22. Archeops

If there wasn’t an image limit on posts, I could fill up a list with fossil Pokemon as I love almost all of them. But my favorite of them all is definitely this awkward, struggling proto-bird that hits like a truck until it gets too many boo-boos and just gives up. It’s kind of relatable.

21. Iron Valiant

As much as I prefer the Paradox Pokemon in Scarlet to the ones in Violet due to their more wild designs, my favorite Paradox of all is one of the robots. It’s a very unique design among its cybernetic brethren, incorporating elements of both Gardevoir and Gallade into one awesome ‘mon. It’s quite literally the best of both worlds, and the colorless shiny version looks even better.

20. Salazzle

For a series with such a massive furry fandom, it’s honestly pretty impressive they managed to have the restraint to avoid creating a deliberately sexy design for six generations. And when they finally caved in the seventh, they made that design a venomous, fire-breathing succubus salamander. I love this stupid sexy lizard, especially that stunning shiny.

19. Chandelure

Some people hate the Pokémon based on inanimate objects, which I’ve always found stupid; a good chunk of Pokémon are based off of Yokai, and guess what a lot of Yokai are? My favorite of this brand of Pokémon is definitely the killer chandelier ons, another example of how Ghost types get all the coolest designs.

18. Meloetta

Such a simple yet elegant design for this mythical ‘mon. I really wish its gimmick was a bit more useful in combat, but when you look as good as it does it’s forgivable.

17. Milotic

The elegant, defensive counterpart to the rough, offensive Gyarados, Milotic was almost always a bitch and a half to acquire in the older games, but damn if they weren’t worth the effort of fishing up a Feebas!

16. Scizor

How do you make a mantis-velociraptor hybrid monster even cooler? Make it turn into a red steel mantis monster that can dish out and tank hits better than ever. Easily my favorite Pokémon introduced in the

15. Gardevoir

Look, Gardevoir has a bit of a reputation on the internet, but that's not the reason I love it. I've adored it since I was a little kid, playing Sapphire for the first time and adding this pretty Psychic being to my team to help me crush my foes. It's such a beautiful, elegant creature, and contributes a great deal to my overwhelming adoration of the Fairy type after retroactively being given it.

14. Hatterene

Gen VIII got its very own Gardevoir in this beautiful witchy Fairy, but there's a bit of a twist here; where Gardevoir loves and guards its trainer with its life, Hatterene will beat the ever-living shit out of anyone it senses is experiencing strong emotions. It's much more in line with mythical fairies than a lot of its kin, and the fact it's a pretty tough fighter only makes it more appealing to me. Love a girl that's both beautiful and deadly.

13. Roserade

I was always a big fan of Roselia even back as a kid, but I was a bit sad at how it wasn't really a viable fighter. Thankfully, I only needed to wait a single generation for that problem to be solved with a gorgeous evolution. Gen IV really knocked it out of the park with improving old 'mons with great new evolutions, but Roselia got the best of the bunch in my eyes.

12. Tinkaton

This is a Pokemon that just about everyone loves, but how can you not love it? It's a violent little gremlin with a hammer three times as big as its body that loves to antagonize birds by knocking rocks into the sky. The best Fairy Pokemon combine cute designs with those mischievous folkloric fairy antics, and Tinkaton is the best mix of those around.

11. Deoxys

As a kid, I saw a rumor back on the internet saying that if you watched the rockets in Mossdeep City enough times, eventually you'd get to ride one to the moon and battle Deoxys. I laughed this off, thinking this was a fake rumor for a fake Pokemon... and then the movie Destiny Deoxys, one of my favorites of the series, dropped, and I was in that space station every day hoping to go to the moon. I'd have to wait til Gen VI for that dream to be realized, but this bizarre alien virus has always remained one of my favorite Pokemon regardless of how hard to acquire it tends to be.

10. Lurantis

I love how clever it is conceptually; it's a reverse orchid mantis, a plant pretending to be a bug. And it's a very cute plant at that! I don't care if its slow as molasses like nearly every other Alola Pokemon, Lurantis is an absolute cutie and I'm happy it has consistently made the cut even with the Pokedex being trimmed in the newer games.

9. Blaziken

My first ever starter, and one that will always hold a special place in my heart. It's hard not to love an actual fighting cock in a series accused of being superpowered cockfighting.

8. Zeraora

Probably one of the least popular mythical Pokemon out there, but if Zeraora has only one fan, I am that fan. There's just something about its design that really appeals to me, and no, it's not just because I'm a furry.

7. Ceruledge

Ghosts just really have the best designs. A living suit of armor that's also on fire and has flaming ghost swords for hands? Literal perfection.

6. Pyukumuku

Yet another bizarre gimmick Pokemon, in the vein of Shuckle or Wobbuffet as it learns no attacking moves and has pitiful offensive stats in return for sky-high defenses. This little gimmick creature is absurdly adorable compared to those two though, and it fights by barfing up its insides in the form of a giant fist. Plus, it has the best green shiny ever, going from a mere sea cucumber to a sea pickle.

5. Volcarona

Tyranitar and Hydreigon are the Godzilla and Ghidorah of Pokemon, but the trifecta is not complete for that all-out attack without Mothra. Enter Volcarona, the best and most beautiful Bug in the series. It's got absurdly high stats, an incredibly fluffy design, and an absurdly high level requirement to evolve, but boy is it ever worth it.

4. Obstagoon

The only good Gene Simmons ever did for the world is inspire this upgrade for the oft-forgotten Linoone. Of course, much better than its KISS-inspired base color is its shiny alt, which is a garish glam rock/Bowie-esque bright red and blue goon.

3. Meowscarada

I'm usually the type who starts off with a Fire starter, or on rare occasions the Water one. I almost never start with a Grass one... but Scarlet was the exception, because this gorgeous trickster stage magician cat is just too fucking cool to pass up on.

2. Cinderace

God, I love Cinderace. It has such a sleek, cool design that makes it my favorite Fire/Fighting starter despite not even having the Fighting type. It's nimble, acrobatic, and can kick your ass into next Sunday, but it doesn't have that bitch of a type combo despite all signs pointing to it. What a funny bunny.

1. Absol

Absol, and especially its Mega Evolution, are the very best Pokemon to me. I love their design, I love their tragic backstory that over the years has come to acknowledge how the Pokemon has become widely beloved by the fanbase... I trained one up to level 100 back before the Phsyical/Special split, and in those days this thing was next to useless in a fight. That's how deep my love for this Pokemon goes.

[smallestapplin]

I am an absolute simp for small twins and giant S/O

I wanna hold them, hence my anon name, but what if their S/O was a legendary pokehybrid? How would they meet? What would happen?

I also just couldn’t think of an big Pokémon to mix with the S/O-

- holding twins anon

I was half tempted to pick Sinnoh legendaries buuuuttt

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🔲Ingo🔲

- Legendaries are rare, but hybrids of them? Even rarer, only two legendary hybrids have been reported.

- So meeting you was completely by chance. Ingo was more enamored and nervous than anything. He never thought he’d meet a legendary let alone a hybrid of one.

- Seeing you tower over him with a cold calculating gaze nearly made him drop.

- Ingo knows he is a decently tall man, but you are a good two to three feet taller than him.

- Your build much wider than his too.

- But what did he expect out of a Zekrom hybrid? The air was charged, like one movement would cause an electrical surge.

- This building was not meant for the public and he could see why.

- “What are you doing here, small one?”

- Your voice echoing in the large empty room.

- He couldn’t remember why he was even here, the sight of you and your almost sparkly black scales scattered across your frame made him forget.

- Lucky for him you found his stupor adorable and allowed him closer. Even more so you offered to let him visit is he liked, but should he tell anyone the region wouldn’t survive.

- And he made good on his promise.

- He didn’t even know when or how he ended up in a relationship with you, but it makes him so happy.

- Your smaller(?) leathery wings like to encase him and pull him close.

- It takes Ingo a while to get use to you picking him up and carrying him to your nest.

- Your loud rumbling purrs are the perfect white noise.

- He still panics lightly if you pick him up by surprise. But he likes it cause now he can kiss you.

- Sometimes leaves you nest with staticky hair.

- A scale of yours is always in his pocket.

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🔳Emmet🔳

- He was fucking around and quickly found out.

- Out in White forest, training his Pokémon, then attacked by a very angry Hydreigon. With his Pokémon weak from the hard training he could only run.

- “Shitshitshitshit!!-“

- A booming roar scared both Emmet and the aggressive Pokémon.

- A large fire blast slams into the angry dragon type, almost like a flare gun.

- Emmet nearly fainted at the sight of you towering over the Hydreigon, with a quick snarl the weak Pokémon ran off.

- “Are you alright, little one?”

- Emmet’s fearful expression turned into one of awe, you are much much larger than him, fluffy white wings and a smaller version of Reshiram’s flaming tail were behind you.

- “Yeah t-thank you.”

- “Come now, let us get you back, you ran quite the ways away.”

- And he never stopped bothering you afterwards.

- He always came back with questions and gifts. You usually don’t show yourself in public, so learning about the world through your new small mate was nice.

- With a flame feather like wisp he was claimed.

- Your nest is his favorite spot to be.

- “Purr!”

- “My mate I cannot purr on command.”

- “But I’m laying on you! And your purring is cute and soothing! So purr!”

- He is so cute you purr from his adorableness.

- “Your thigh is the size of me.”

- “Yes I’m aware, that’s why I’m careful with yo-“

- “Crush me.” He said it so quickly but so seriously you stuttered over your words.

- Emmet is an odd mate to have, but you love picking him up, and he loves that you do! Even if you don’t pick him up he will just climb up you to get his kiss.