#I KNOW IT SOUNDS DUMB BUT LISTEN

[c-t-r-l14]

Xanthus and Dontis in Part 9 Had me dead asf

Ya’ll remember back in Part nine where Dontis and Xanthus were captured in that enclosure? And Xanthus was tweakin tf out while Dontis was trying his best to get him to calm down?

YA’LL. The way I couldn’t BREATHE????

‘Cause ya’ll know what that reminds me of?? The dynamic between big and small dogs.

Ya’ll know what I’m talking about! Them big ass, scary looking dogs with them deep ass, loud ass, rumbling barks—those ones with sharp teeth and an intimidating but mesmerizing stare? Like YEAH, they LOOK scary, but in reality they’re the CHILLEST dogs out there!

Then you got them cute lil’ small dogs, with short legs—those ones that prance rather than walk—and will have you baby talking them and petting them??? AND THEN THEY END UP BEING THE AGGRESSIVE ONES?

I can’t help but think about Xanthus and Dontis when I think about big and small dogs, bro. Xanthus would most definitely be one of them smaller dogs who’d bark at anything at moves. And Dontis would definitely be one of them big ass, scary lookin dogs that’d probably just stare at the little dog barking its head off before he just yawns and goes back to sleep.

It doesn’t help that Dontis is literally like 6’2-6’3, while Xanthus is like—5’8. Lmao, I know they’re both in a life or death situation, and Xanthus had every right to freak out, but the way it was delivered absolutely sent tf outta me😭

And thinking about how their dynamic at that point is kinda similar to the dynamics big dogs and small dogs share only makes me laugh harder!

(Also, I’m not saying that all small dogs are aggressive and all big dogs are calm—like, that’s not like how it is all the time—but I do see it a lot)

[threeofeight]

So remember when I did an Xbox Lcars Warehouse 13 star trek AU wallpaper.

Remember how the hyperfocus didn't stop.

Brand new shiny crisp logo.

What to do with that now it's been improved?

That is right! Custom made lock and screen that has it work around my finger print scanner, times and dates, widgets etc.

Cool done... it's still there. The focus.

WELL GUESS IM JUST LCARSING UP ALL MY TECH NOW.

[evildeerboy]

“its unrealistic for characters to just say their sexuality randomly people dont do that stop writing that” are you stupid . everything i do i do bisexually. at the gym. on the treadmill. bisexual with it. making dinner. putting spaghetti in the pot. bisexually. on tumblr. posting about vampires. thats a given . sleeping in bed. with my fiance. bisexualing all over the place. shut up 🗞️🗞️🗞️🗞️

[rocksinmuffin]

Anything for the goodest big boi Beel? I like fluffy/silly but I'll take whatever! Your writing always sparks joy.

You sigh as you catch Beel eating a tablespoon worth of ghoulish garlic glaze like one might sample a spoonful of broth. You’d thought delegating him to spice duty might significantly decrease the amount of ingredients devoured before they could be cooked. That’s on you for underestimating the appetite of a man who’s been known to eat his plate after licking it clean.

“That’ll taste a lot better on the Shadow Salmon.”

He blinks at you, confused, until he finally registers the tablespoon still in his mouth. He pulls it out of his mouth and you’re happy to see it still on one piece.

“Sorry,” Beel apologizes, smiling sheepishly. “Everything smells so good.”

You put a hand on your hip, trying to look annoyed, but you can’t quite help yourself from smiling. Beel is endearing to you, even when he’s being a nuisance in your kitchen when you’re in dinner duty. “I promise it will smell and taste even better when it’s fully cooked.”

“I know. Your food is always the best.” Beel says this so matter-of-fact; like he’s stating a universal truth and not his opinion.

You’d be lying if you said it didn’t feel your chest with warmth and fondness for him.

“I got excited thinking about eating your cooking,” he continues, still sheepish, cheeks turning pink with color. “I promise I’ll behave. Please let me stay and help.”

As if you could ever say no to those big puppy eyes of his, but he doesn’t need to know that. You just let out another long exhale before asking him to pass you the salt.

You catch him sampling the glaze at least 3 more times. You pretend you don’t see every time.

[sadlynotthevoid]

My brain has been bugging me all the morning since I saw @vveirdnobdy post, telling me there's a male vocaloid with soft voice that would fit og!Cale perfectly for her AU. Just that I don't remember.

So I spent hours checking the vocaloids' voices of the ones listed on wikia. I found good ones I've never heard and a personal favorite that I had forgotten about, but I couldn't find That One™.

My brain mixed things up and confused Mafumafu, an actual living person, with a computer program with human-based voices.

And you know why is that?

Because it's not a fucking vocaloid.

No, you don't get it. It's not that I didn't know that Mafumafu is a singer with cute animation videos. It's that I knew it, was perfectly aware of it, and despise that, I still spent hours searching for a vocaloid that doesn't even exist.

Guys, I had already searched if he had a vocaloid years ago.

Guys, I had a Mafumafu fan phase in which I listened to every song I could find with him on it. Once. And over. Again.

Guys, I know the difference between utaite and vocaloid. I know they're not the same.

I still spent hours looking up for a non-existent Vocaloid because my brain suddenly remembered a singer's voice and vibe, but didn't connect the fucking dots.

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

this is just an insane coincidence, but I realized Wayne looks JUST like my boyfriend when he was Wayne’s age, and I look JUST like Emma from when I was 14-21 years old (I barely aged. sad.) excluding some of the weird stuff, we also are just like our respective doppelgangers in terms of personality (I promise I’m more hinged than Emma). which makes me kiiiind of want to ship them together.

which obviously made me realize how absolutely tense it would be for Bowie, since he’s the one dating Wayne’s bff, and now Emma’s dating Raj’s bff. and honestly that kind of pressure is adorable. Bowie and Emma forced to rekindle their friendship because they want to make their respective boyfriend and his best friend happy.

and then they get to go to their boys’ hockey games and be total puck bunnies. I can see both of them enjoying that.

[ssamja-trash]

23:00 (The Boss/DGNA) - 주문 (MIROTIC)

[sapphicsnzs]

currently crying in the library while studying

[bmpmp3]

another old oc, she's a tooth fairy!!

[ichigosoju]

🍓

[mirandacaroll]

the rise and fall of a midwest princess sounds so much like what taylor could have been it actually makes me sad

[micamicster]

I find the sibling dynamics in the untamed genuinely fascinating because like jiang cheng has all the flaws of a youngest sibling but he ALSO has to fulfill the roles and responsibilities of an oldest sibling (his family’s heir and leader of his clan) which results in a man who sucks so bad and fails so much 🥰 i love him

[alittleillusionmachine]

A fair point....

[ereborne]

Your song posts are very fun! Will you ever share the playlists you talk about?

Thank you!! I spend a lot of time with music, which means I talk about it a lot, so I'm really glad it's entertaining!

Honestly, it hadn't really occurred to me before that I could share any of my playlists themselves--I make them in my media player (foobar) so they're just hosted locally on my laptop. I do have a spotify account, though. I could make playlists there to share. I'd have to decide on an order (mostly I save stuff in alphabetical order and then just play it on shuffle) and figure out names and descriptions (maybe headers?) but it could be a fun project. Would--oh shit can I embed a poll here.

Sometimes I think tumblr updates are always bad and then I remember how for months I couldn't respond to asks at all, and now here I've got a poll in my answer. So fancy!

[radioactivehydronerd]

Yes it's me again asking unanswerable questions, do you think Hetalia characters are considered citizens of their own country? Like can they vote and pick sides and do they have to pay taxes??

[xxc4rt3rxx]

The fact that my chem had ( honestly still has to some ppl) the reputation of being a like suicide death cult is so wacky in retrospect. Like idk I was a literal actual child during my chems height of popularity in the early 2000s and 2010s and even I remember ppl being like “ hide your children from the emos they will turn them gay and give them depression” and like HUHHH. Like that was a thing!! It’s kinda a joke now but it was fucking real??! What the hell were ppl on?