#THAT WAS REAL

[friendlyneighborhoodfirbolg]

I genuinely don’t think I have a favourite mountain goats album or song or anything. The best I can do is like, my top 20 of the week. My favourite mountain goats song is whatever song I’m listening to when you ask me tbh.

[smbiotics]

It fucks me up to think about that night in 1941 when Aziraphale did his sleight of hand and both he and Crowley couldn't perform their respective miracles, like. The worst that could happen is discorporation, you know, some human panic in the room and whatnot, but more than likely nothing with actual permanent consequences that couldn't be buffed out after the fact

And yet still, still Crowley hesitated so much when he raised that gun and he was TREMBLING, like so freaked out I thought for a second he wouldn't do it or something

And I really don't think he knew it would affect him like that until he was standing in from of him. I think even if they were capable in that moment of performing miracles that it would have affected him to some degree, but imagining watching Aziraphale discorporate by his own hand--I think that really did a number on Crowley

[amygdalae]

The thing about alcohol and adderall is that if you look it up online all the results are like "DO NOT mix them you will DIE" when in reality what happens (to me at least) is that you just drink but barely feel drunk but then wake up with a horrible hangover because you didn't realize how drunk you were (but you were secretly drunk).

It's pretty lame actually like its a waste of alcohol and then you feel like shit after anyways. There are more fun drug combinations it's not worth it. If you wanna party longer while drinking just have some water food and just a bit of caffeine that'll perk you right up (and the first two are actually genuinely a good idea when drinking anyways)

[jabitha-endgame]

I’m frustrated with this season because while the Jughead and Veronica stuff is cute, it’s happening while Tabitha has all her memories in tact and is still very much committed to Jughead and in love with him while working her best to save everyone’s lives. And it feels a little dirty of the writer’s to wipe Jug’s mind and literally send Tabitha away just so he can touch lips with Betty and Veronica... like Jug loves Tabitha so much, and her not being there feels empty and wrong. 

I have no doubt that Jabitha will get back together once the writers put Tabitha back on our screens, but as a viewer it’s just super frustrating. Why does the final season feel so directionless (plotwise)? Why are our characters still memory-wiped? Will they ever actually start to remember? Maybe get Tabitha back in the show and I can forgive it, but we only have like 20 episodes to wrap up the entire show? What are we even doing?

[amystiago]

watched barbie today and i feel like a whole new person

[xxc4rt3rxx]

The fact that my chem had ( honestly still has to some ppl) the reputation of being a like suicide death cult is so wacky in retrospect. Like idk I was a literal actual child during my chems height of popularity in the early 2000s and 2010s and even I remember ppl being like “ hide your children from the emos they will turn them gay and give them depression” and like HUHHH. Like that was a thing!! It’s kinda a joke now but it was fucking real??! What the hell were ppl on?

[freewayshark]

I’m still just floating on air over that episode last night ngl

[macbethz]

That actually did happen to me except I lived as an Angel on the South Pole for 999 years in the most vivid dream of my life

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[willgrahamscock]

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[kiddokori]

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[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home