#I WINNNNN

[kadextra]

OHHHH Q!QUACKITY IS PRESSING BAD ON WHY HIS FACE IS BLUE

[techparfait]

I love my cis boyfriend he’s so cute with these stupid memes <3

[sixstones]

I CANT BELIEVE IT POKÉMON Z IS FINALLY REAL!!!!!

[esouliie]

LIZZIE DARK BROWN HAIR ERA OH HOW I DREAMED FOR THIS!!!🚨🚨

[lunastars21]

SPOILERS FOR FANG THE HUNTER ISSUE #3

I WAS RIGHT

I KNEW OT WOULD BE THE WARP TOPAZ I KNEW IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[vadymxarsioxska]

Today, my dream became trueᰔ

I suck at asbr lmao..

I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BUY THE SEASON 2 DLC + KEICHO ONLY TO KICK YUYA'S AZZ EVERY DAY :3!!

[comradekarin]

what beautiful birthday presents I’ll get next week. the cowboy carter vinyl delivers AND megan’s self titled album? another win for the hottie-hive community. stay tuned for my reviews buds

[tvonq]

mark finally cut his hair

[hydrachea]

NOBBU SCALE FIGURE NOBBU SCALE FIGURE NOBBU SCALE FIGURE

[mayoiayasep]

KYU KYURARIN MMJ????

[jinouchibhue]

WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT INFINITE PAINTER?!?!

[awlumii]

I have heard from some people that you would like to converse with me. This comes as… a relief to me, because I will admit I have also been hoping for such an opportunity for a long time now. However, I never found the courage to ask you personally… heh, look, I’m even nervous now. It’s an interesting feeling; as somebody so used to making others feel afraid, feeling nerves myself is something I’m not used to. It’s foreign, but… pleasant. Almost like there are butterflies dancing in my stomach.

I… hope you are not afraid of me. 

Ah, ignore me. I’m making a fool of myself. For someone who hails from the nation of wisdom, I was hoping I would not flounder with my words like a half-wit, but here we are. It seems love truly can bring the hardiest of men to their knees.

I was going to try and keep this brief, but I’ve already failed in that regard. I was also specifically told by Tighnari (and Dehya, and Alhaitham, as well as the matra, and some others) not to tell you a joke.

However, because I have failed one of my aims, surely failing another won’t be too blasphemous. Besides, I have a feeling that you will appreciate my sense of humour, unlike those dry-minded people  who have no appreciation for good jokes.

Therefore, I present you with this. 

*ahem*

Have you raided my vegetable pantry? Because when I look at you, my heart skips a beet.

(…Do you get it? Because a beet, or a beetroot, is a vegetable, and the saying ‘my heart skips a beat’ is used to describe feelings of being flustered upon looking at or interacting with a person who you have feelings for. Which, in my case, is you. And if the beetroot is a vegetable, I would keep it in a vegetable pantry, but if you stole it, then it would be missing, hence skipped. That’s why the joke makes sense.)

Regarding festivities, I have not spent much time celebrating: the exacting of justice will never end as long as evil is afoot, and I cannot always afford to take breaks from my duties. I wish you, on the other hand, a wonderful day surrounded by loved ones; you deserve nothing less. My only regret is that I can’t spend the day with you… but I hold thoughts of you in my heart, and that alone is enough to bring me both the strength and joy I need.

I will contact you again as soon as I can. In the meantime, have a Merry Christmas, and a very, veryHappy New Year.

With love,

Cyno.

forgive me; i'm finally reading your message at an unseemly time of night. being able to finally speak with you is a pleasure beyond words. it's... interesting, thinking that you'd be nervous to speak with me. i'm nervous to reply to you, mostly because i should definitely be sleeping, but also because i hope i don't bore you with my jabbering.

i could never be afraid of you. especially not when you crack such silly jokes. you made me giggle, i'll admit. and rest assured, i understood the joke just fine. please feel free to tell any and every joke that comes to mind whenever you're writing to me; i'd love to hear all of them.

my holidays were well spent, though i am feeling the aftereffects rather intensely. i was on my feet for hours upon hours, and being surrounded by people is draining, so i'm... recharging, i suppose. i can only hope that you're safe and sound, and that you managed to get at least a little bit of rest during holiday season. it would've been wonderful to see you... i wish i could have.

i'm excitedly looking forward to when i can hear from you again! i'm wishing you well: i hope you have a very, very happy new year as well. and maybe, just maybe, i can spend time with you to ring the new year in, soon.

p.s.: what did the grape say when it got crushed? nothing, it just let out a little wine.

[metallteeff]

i actually win so much bc dungeon meshi getting popular means everyone getting into doing illuminated manuscript style pieces done digitally with characters im obsessed with and i do t have to do anythingggggg

[qsmpcryptid]

Foolish: "So you don't remember being on the island?"

Bad: "nope!"

Foolish: "but you remember me?"

Bad: "yeah! I could never forget you"

Foolish: "ah, motherfucker."

[skipblebee]

I finished reading svsss yesterday AND TODAY I FOUND OUT MOSHANG IS CANON?????? IM SO HAPPY Y'ALL YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[yeraskier]

can’t believe we’ve been chanting bi jaskier since s1 just for jaskier to actually be bi…. OH MY FUCKING GOD THEYVE FINALLY GIVEN US SOMETHING