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#I am on my way
siriuslysirius05 · 4 months
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Me when any of my friends (irl or not) even mention TopGun, fighter planes, Maverick, Phoenix my beloved wife, or miles teller.
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snowdins-bunny · 1 month
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Take a break 🌴
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cadaverousdecay · 4 months
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bestie my love come smoke weed with me and then maybe even kiss a couple times before taking a nap together ? 👀
PLEASE THIS IS ALL I NEED IN LIFE
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vurelly · 1 year
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it begins
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irondad3000 · 1 year
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU MEAN RHODEY HAS BEEN A FUCKING SKRULL SINCE THE EVENTS OF CIVIL WAR
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faeriesuns · 9 months
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bookstore bookstore bookstore bookstore
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neonsix67 · 1 year
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I miss my wife, tails, I miss them (@spotlightstudios) a lot.
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had to log in to see the state of swiftdom after these surprise song mashups
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by the way, GOOD LUCK TO ANYONE GETTING THEIR A LEVEL RESULTS THIS MORNING!!! you'll smash it
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allo-frouto · 1 year
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You deserve this dick down your throat & my cum all over your face
The truth is out.
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trennoandgreggo · 2 years
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Okay who of these man almost killed my greggy
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fairycosmos · 4 months
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recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur
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butchfalin · 10 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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caffeinatedopossum · 2 years
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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with
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aloeverified · 12 days
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i need to fuck that old man
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