#I cannot function rn

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Resting against Astarions shoulder while he feeds on your neck from behind. One arm around your waist and the other holding you at the base of your neck. Gently rubbing his fingertips against your skin while he moans and you can feel his length getting harder against the small of your back and- *annoying fade to black*

[artromantic]

the cruelest thing is having to send emails when I’m dead tired

[oautincorrectquotes]

Belle: That was a joke. Say ha.

Rumple: Ha.

Belle: Now do it again.

Rumple: Ha.

Belle: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

[stupidlittlespirit]

wait actually. Ford routinely calls reader a succubus during sex. not because its the only explanation for the way he feels, he's gotten over that, but because it's the only way he can express *how* reader makes him feel. like they drive him insane with lust, it's almost unnatural. he's pushing 70, he should not be able to get it up like this anymore, you must have cast a spell on him

You know, I'm convinced you and I share a brain. Like, fully convinced.

I have a document of gender-neutral seductive cryptid-types, and a doc of Latin/Middle English/Archaic terminology etc, for Ford to use in this exact scenario LMAO. I think it suits him to use old language especially because he's a smarty pants.

Where I can't find a GN version of a monster, I vaguely describe the effect that alludes to someone as being of supernatural origin by identifying similar traits without actually calling them a specific creature and allowing them to imagine their own type instead.

Using old descriptors rather than modern English means that I don't have to use gendered language in a lot of instances because Latin either has neuters OR the alternate language option is so archaic that the root gender doesn't matter because the language is obsolete to 99.9% of people.

Plus, when I fuck around with old language it often reads in such a foreign way that it doesn't inspire the idea of a gender anyway, and it takes so long to work out the actual answer to its gender root if you look it up yourself (because of fucking declensions) that you'd get bored just trying to figure it out >:)

[javierpena-inatacvest]

Hey homies, sorry I haven't been around much, I've been going through a ✨super duper fun✨ bout of insomnia and now am fighting off some sort of sickness (probably from not sleeping 🤠) and my period is literally about to start tomorrow so fuck me LMAO I always have such a fear that people think I'm ignoring them if I don't respond, so pretty please don't think I'm ignoring you, ya girl is just kinda low key fighting to survive rn 😀

[suckitphaneuf]

[plaidbees]

everybody shut up. pearl in minecraft

[thebroccoligoblin]

Hey team, my ribs are bruised from coughing excessively ✨

[heartyearning]

needing to exert massive amounts of self control bc a) i am feeling ill rn b) the second hand shop (which is in my street) is having a sale week again c) I Want Stuff and d) i do not Need Stuff

[constarlations]

I have actually a lot of sketches of my timeskip stuff as well as lore I just need to find them all cause I have them between layers of existing drawings HELP

[iceiclehorned]

What if The Herta has an n.sfw version of the Simulated Universe?

She’s brash, pushy, but not overly against following people’s whims as we’ve seen through the text messages between Herta and Trailblazer. Y’know, the begging. (We don’t see it happen outright from memory, but i would believe she would oblige through her puppets.)

Obviously, because of her status and general nature (as well as being a whole ass emanator), I would put it down for the count that she would have a hard time finding a person who could satisfy her sexual needs. Even a woman of superior intellect needs to feel some REAL, HUMANE gratification from time to time. The sweat, the squeezing, the RAW and unforgiving pace that winds up breaking your back?

I surmise that Herta probably has her own version of the Simulated Universe, purely for her to engage in sexual desires that she otherwise cannot ascertain, even with all of that beauty. I call it… the Overs(t)imulated Universe! It is a place in which she shamelessly seeks out pleasure without any consequence whatsoever. Her actual only threat would be Silver Wolf, and even then, she would make sure this would be one of her ultra-secret finds.

Even geniuses have secrets of an unforgivingly bad nature.

Does she do this with people she knows? Absolutely. She would also use this as a means for exploration of kinks, as well as her own sexuality. I mean, what else is there to do when you’re super smart?

[maaaahri]

They should invent a migraine medication without side effects

[sportaspurt]

What if I came back online JUST to make ship content for THEM

[lycanr0t]

adhd/autism hyperfixation mode activates and i gain two status effects

im having so much fun weeee!!! my brain is so happy lalalala!!! i think about the fun thing all the time and have so many ideas and thoughts tee hee haha!!

i lose all connection to this world. time isnt real. all survival skills are debuffed to the point of barely or not functioning. if i dont think about and engage with fun thing for 99.9999999999% of the day i feel like im going to die. i forget to eat and drink and sleep and bathe and do chores and it genuinely makes me unable to function

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

hey so my church is doing a youth group camping trip this weekend that's been in the plans literally since the beginning of the year, but now that we're in the final stretch, the weather is looking really really iffy. could y'all just pray if you don't mind that by some miracle the weather will be okay so this trip can go forward as planned?

[cathalbravecog]

Assortment of Cogs Only member doodles from today - I was gonna draw all of the Club Cats also but I (family guy death pose)

don't mind the ex wife inside joke meme I had to draw it eventually