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Serververse Stampede (Universal Edition)
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I've been interested in a hypothetical idea of a different company serververse, one of them being Universal.
Like WB, Universal has a wide variety of franchises and characters to include as cameos and Easter eggs.
Someone did a fanmake of the first Space Jam with DreamWorks characters as the Looney Tunes. If one of A New Legacy was done with a character stampede, I'd imagine these would be the characters/vehicles spotted making their way through the crowds.
Half of the Minions stampeding on foot
Dru flying Gru's ship with other half of the Minions Gru driving his Grumobile with Lucy, the girls and Gru Jr.
EB and Fred flying the egg sleigh
Truffula Forest critters stampeding on foot
Ted, Audrey and Grammy Norma speeding on Ted's bike, and Bernice Wiggins speeding in her car
The Once-ler's family speeding in their truck and Sai speeding in the O'Hare Air delivery truck
The T-Rex stomping his way with the other Jurassic dinosaurs running amok
E.T., Elliott and his classmates riding their bikes through the sky
Jake and Elwood speeding in the Bluesmobile
The Grinch in his sleigh (both 2000 and 2018 versions; almost like both are racing separately)
Sewer pets stampeding
The live-action Cat in the Hat and Things in the S.L.O.W.
Scarlett and Herb Overkill travelling in Scarlett's ship
The Vicious Six arriving in their respective ships
The Mario cast in their karts
The Mallard family and their fellow birds flying
Henri and the pigeons carrying the Mousekewitzes, Tony, Bridget, Cholena, and Tiger
Littlefoot and his friends stampeding
Rex riding a car like a skateboard while carrying Elsa, Woog and Dweeb
Balto and the sled dog team with Boris flying beside
The Delorean or the time-travel train
Suki Lane riding her moped with Buster Moon clinging to her back
Mike, Nancy, Eddie Noodleman and Miss Crawley in Mike's SUV
Meena and Alfonso in Alfonso's ice cream truck
Ash and Clay Calloway on Clay's motorbike
Johnny, Big Daddy, Stan and Barry in the gorillas' pickup truck
Gunter, Porsha, and Nooshy in a helicopter
Jimmy Crystal, Jerry and his thugs in another helicopter
Rocket J. Squirrel soaring as Bullwinkle runs on foot King Kong (2005 version) leaping through Casper and the trio flying through The Flintstones and Rubbles (1994 live-action version) peddling through Draco (Dragonheart) flying through, and maybe some of the knights following on their horses
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saym0-0 · 2 months
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oh my god. oh my GOD mechs esmp crossover. this is for SUCH a niche audience the esmp fandom is dead i dont care mechs esmp crossover
LISTEN TO ME okay ill have to add a sci-fi element to my established esmp world i am OKAY with this, grimlands are already victorian steampunk its not that big a stretch to add space travel, especially in the place of dimension travel.
okay so in my esmp lore the emperors are blessed by the gods with conditional immortality and flight, they know a new ruler has been born by if they're born with wings. i bet though i could twist that into the king cole/olympians idea of trading their citizen's lives for immortality. although it is kinda reversed? (mechs immortals tend to stop aging but can be killed, emperors still age and can die of old age, but cant be killed). hmm i mean theres definite differences between king cole and the olympians so maybe its just another variation, or something closer to the mechs themselves? though that ones less likely
honestly there literally is an esmp1 musical so i reckon its interesting enough to attract the mechs
but lets be honest with ourselves here, the only reason im doing this is so i have an excuse to draw grimlands!marius lmao
i think raph would be interested in it too though, with how they're so much more reliant on technical advancement than magical.
ivy would love the rivendell library, and crystal cliffs
hmmm jonny might have fun between mythland and the cod empire,,,
hmmmm brian would maybe like to hang out with shrub in the undergrove? he does like his garden,, maybe the overgrown with katherine too,, or gilded helianthia!
hrm,, i keep wanting to put people in the grimlands but i know thats only because its my favourite so therefore the most developed and also the most similar in vibe to the mechs
with that said though, tim really would have fun there,, like hes the gunpowder guy!! fwhip is the gunpowder guy!! they both r in charge of weapons!! guns, crossbows, same difference really
oough back to raph i think she and fwhip would bond over making their own wings,, fwhip made his to prove that he is fit to rule after gem fucked off to wizard school and raph,, uh actually i never found out raphs backstory beyond the fact im like 78% sure she made her and marius' mechanisms,, although that could be widely accepted fanon who knows not me
i think marius would also enjoy mezelea
but OH MY GOD TOY SOLDIER IN MEZELEA,,, i cant believe i almost forgot it,, i think it would immediately blend in with the clones and pretend to be one right up until they leave the planet, and have the time of its life the whole time,,
i dont know where ashes would go either.. i cant just say grimlands again because theres like four of them there already but,, the explosions!!
maybe mythland, or rivendell, those both seem like they'd appreciate a good mob boss taking over the place tbh
i think brian would get along with pix also
okay this isnt mechs but the fandom is a circle so if theres actually any fans of both out there reading this post, has anyone else noticed just how similar pix and jon's (tma) voices are?? genuinely when i started listening to the podcast i had to double check the va wasnt pix (and imagine my confusion when they share the same name too..)
anyways if anyone wants to scream about this with me please do, or if you want to know more about my esmp expanded universe feel free to do that too! in asks replies or reblogs idm
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dextixer · 8 months
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What Vtuber Ruby and Miles cameos say, matter (kinda).
So, a day or so ago we have had people discuss about Rubys Vtubing appearances and the things she has said on video. People have had mixed opinions on what was said, some people think its not a problem, others think its a problem, some others dont care. So, i wanted to chime in on this entire discussion and why in my opinion this, and the cameos that Miles makes matter and are not "irrelevant".
Disclaimer
Before i start, i will note. I dont really think that these things are HUGE problems and "OH NO, THIS RUINS THE SHOW" or any other nonsense. Some people have seen these things way too negatively. But i also think that people who say that it doesnt matter at all are taking 2 way too extreme positions.
Lore Swiss Cheese
One of the main problems of RWBY has, for a long time, been the very vague concepts of what is canon and the in-show lore. From the very start of the show, it had commentary tracks, the creators talking about the show etc. Despite not being in the show itself, we have had many tidbits of information (such as Rubys favourite food) and the like given to us in outside of canon content. And it has not just been some minor things either. Ironwoods semblance basically does not exist in the show, and yet it seems to exist in lore, and it was shared with us from outside the show.
And later on, after V3, RWBY has received a lot of different media that expands on its lore and are considered canonical, despite sometimes never appearing on the show, or even creating very weird situations where something is conspicuous by absence in the show itself. For example, we have a very often discussed topics of V7-8 of the defense of Mantle/Atlas. One of the discussion points have always been how weirdly weak the defenses of the kingdom are. While one could chalk that up to people having an "inflated" view of Atlas military, but we have been canonically told and shown a lot of Atlas tech that is conspicuous by absence in the show.
Automated turrets, different versions of Atlesian Knights etc, which were said to be canonical in Amity:Arena. Or for example stealth tech. Yea, Atlas has stealth tech, like, genuine stealth. Its in one of the books. And yet nowhere in the show.
We have two canonical games, Grimm Eclipse and Arrowfell, with characters and concepts in them that have never been seen in the show. Has anyone ever seen team BRIR in the show? Heard of them? Maybe the tech from Arrowfell would kinda be useful, even if outdated against the Grimm invasion? What about the outlying Atlesian villages? Are they just dead at this point? Where the heck is Thornmane? He gets captured and hes nowhere in jail even as a cameo? And why does noone talk about Grimm Eclipse? Tech enchanced Grimm seem like a bit of a topic that kinda should be discussed sometime, no!?
We also have the comic books with various questionable canonical decisions including Raven turning into a bird to fuck with child Ruby. Blakes involvement with Adam which is somewhat weird because the comic books try to humanize Adam while the show demonizes him.
And let us not forget the whole "Canon Adjacent" nonsense where RT cant even come out and say that its obviously non-canon stories like Ice Queendom and even crossovers with DC are not canon. They cant even come out and say that!
Oh, and of course, i just remembered, the Grimm DnD campaign which is also apparently canon!
The reason i am listing all of these summarized versions of the multiple lore issues that the show has is that the lore of RWBY, is swiss cheese. It has lore that is given partially in so many different places, including in out of universe that its almost impposible to follow it properly, and if you do try, you are only going to get more confused because the main show feels like completely separate from it all, despite being in the same lore.
Vtubing and Cameos matter
And this brings me to of course the very simple claim, that due to the fact that the lore is already swiss cheese, these statements made in Vtubing and Cameos actually matter. Because even if they are not stated to be directly canonical, the lore is already so incredibly fucked and unclear (To the point that some people cant even decide if DC RWBY comics are even canon or not!) that adding these examples to the mix? Its just bad practice. Because at the end of the day, Vtubing Ruby, IS Ruby. She is played as in-universe Ruby, by the same Voice Actress, hosted by the SAME company.
And it matters especially because these things DO affect the FNDM. People who say that these things should be easily ignored are missing one key aspect. A lot of the FNDM are affected by these. BB being a key example. No, im not going to argue that the FNDM forced RT to make it canon. What i WILL argue is that the toxicity of BB community and its rabidness was intentionally cultivated AND enabled by RT. Does it matter that the BB song is not canon? No, it did not. Its not canon in the show and yet it made pro-BB and anti-BB crowds hysterical. Same for the song that was made for Blacksun. These songs directly contributed to the shipping wars. The various moments of people like Barbara also indulging the shippers just further fueled that entire movement.
Hell, the same can be said for Qrow x Winter shippers. While it was never a big thing one of the main "fuels" it had for a long time was because Vic and the VA for Winter interacted in a single panel. Or lets remember the whole "Vibrator function" which is OBVIOUSLY not canon, yet has become a part of often referenced and established fanon.
RWBY does not have a stable FNDM, i know, im a part of it. It does not matter if something is or is not canonical when not only are the lines of canon/noncanon blurred to barely existing, but the FNDM can often take things very far to fuel their expectations, wishes, and behaviour.
Especially when it can fuel what i will refer to as simply exploitative behaviour.
Cameos. Cameos, in my opinion are a fine way for VA's to make money. Such as many other things like, for example, music producers reviewing songs, voice coaches evaluating singing etc. Such content has cropped up maybe 4-5 years ago now and imo, is a fine thing.
But like any thing, imo, there are good and bad ways to do this kind of content. When for 40 bucks, one can ask one of the main WRITERS of the show questions about the shows world and opinions about things like ships. That is, imo, a bit far. Not only does that give an incentive for people to pay money for extra snippets of lore, but also, a way for people to validate their beliefs of ships and other such things. Because that is what his Cameo is all about. Its not VA work, its his words, in relation to his work as a writer for the show. And considering the earliest cameos and Ironwood discussions, that in my opnion is NOT a good thing.
The BB Onlyfans thing is ALSO an example of that, that i think was bad. Once again, disclaimer. I think that OF is fine, you want to do it? Go ahead, i paid for Markipliers photos, i aint ashamed, hes hot. I think it becomes at least slightly concerning however, when the VA's of a controversial ship decide to do an underwear photoshoot together with the same theme as their character in-show relationship.
Because...
Parasociality
A parasocial relationship is feeling a connection with a persona/thing that does not know of your existance or only humours you. Celebrities, sports teams etc.
RT has, for a long time cultivated a STRONG parasocial relationship with the FNDM. There is a reason why they pretend to be down to earth, why they pretend that they are not a corporation and why even to this day, some RT fans STILL believe that RT is some kind of "indie company". There is nothing inherently wrong with having it. Its kind of even unavoidable.
But what RT does is Cynically abuse that relationship. Just like any other corporation. Overworking animators for example? Part of that has been parasociality, people willing to work for their "loved" company etc.
Things like Miles Cameo, the BB photoshoot? The Vtuber Ruby? They are meant to encourage parasociality. To make it seem like the people, the watchers are "closer" to people performing or related to the show. Its all a cynical ploy to get people to pay money, to watch RWBY etc.
There is a reason why even after the RT expose not too long ago, people just went ahead and forgot about it. There is a reason why RWBYTubers that have previously condemned RT for their BS are now shouting at people to support RWBY, supressing those who criticized V9 and are encouraging people to buy merch.
Its all parasocial BS. BS that leads to extreme behaviours.
Such as, but not limited to - Biphobia, Homophobia, calling people facists for liking characters, calling people abuse apologist, groomers, Stalking. Just to name a few.
Also... On an ending note
Its just shit Vtubing
Consider this an unrelated tangent. I watch Vtubers relatively often, usually clips but sometimes i catch streams. Vtuber lore is usually irrelevant even in corporate settings. What people come to watch are the streamers themselves who usually partially play a character but mostly just act like themselves. Not really being lore accurate is not really of importance.
The thing is, those Vtubers usually dont have really established settings and they stream Multiple hours a day, so it all makes sense.
Why in the fuck is the Vtuber Ruby Rose, not acting like Remnant Ruby Rose!? Im not expecting deep lore drops here. But for crying out loud, why make statements that Rabbits or magic dont exist? Ruby Rose being visiting Earth is an AMAZING roleplaying set-up!
There is no dust, no aura, no Grimm! So many differences between the worlds that Ruby Rose can notice and act out! "Oh anime? We have our own version of that! One of the most watched shows is Sailor Sun! (Because the moon is broken)".
Its just a concept that can pay-off so much! Its an isekai in Vtubing form! As far as im aware Vtuber Ruby Rose doesnt even stream daily so its even easier to stay in character! So why in the bloody hell are we getting Dora of Explorer levels of childishness?
Anyway... Here are my thoughts. Peace out.
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gaysheep · 7 months
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now my experiences might not be universal but as far as im concerned you asked far fewer questions about video games when you were a kid. the first time you encountered waluigi in mario tennis or mario party or whatever other mario spinoff you encountered him in for the first time because they only put him in spinoffs you didnt say "who's this goofster stomping around like he's a member of the crew?" you said oh ok that's waluigi i guess.
super smash bros melee the crossover fighting game starring all your favorite nintendo characters (well pikachu was second party but thats pikachu everyone knows who pikachu is) had a whole three characters who nobody in north america knew who the fuck they were, two of which were from games that weren't localized at all and one of which was from a game that was enough of a commercial failure in the united states hardly anyone remembered it a little under a decade later. now to be fair ness was in the one on the n64 also but its not like he'd gotten another game. "oh earthbound's failure was overexaggerated" you say that but my brother lived the super nintendo era and not a single one of his gaggle of friends had even heard of earthbound it was not on anyone's radar come on. but no one said "hey these aren't iconic nintendo characters" we all went "well i guess they can be here too" and now we say "you cant main a smash character if you havent played their game" like we werent saying "thats marth i dont know who the fuck he is but hes like a brother to me" in 2001
youd just go into the store and look at a game's boxart and decide you wanted that one and yknow what it usually worked out for you. i did this longer than you'd expect too i was in 7th or 8th grade and thought to myself "yknow i havent really played any console rpgs lately" so i looked up "rpgs for the wii" and i saw a gamefaqs rec thread or some shit where a guy went "well xenoblade is coming out." and i looked up xenoblade and found virtually no information about it other than that it was coming out and thought to myself "yeah xenoblade... that looks like an rpg i could get into." and you know what i did? i preordered it this may very well have been the first game i ever preordered i thought "well they were talking about it on gamefaqs so it must be a big deal i wanna make sure i can play it day 1" but i didnt need to reserve a copy of fucking xenoblade chronicles the store probably could have given me every copy in stock for no profit loss when i walked in there with my gir t shirt and my little receipt because i was one of all three and a half people in north america who played this game counting the gamefaqs guy. and xenoblade chronicles knocked me flat on my ass it was one of the best games i'd ever experienced i'd played plenty of story heavy rpgs before but this one hooked me in a way none of them ever had.
fast forward around 4 years the 4th smash game comes out but this one was different. this was when we really started to go in on the crossover fighters, character slots were now real estate that potential entrants had to earn the right to occupy as if one game ago they didnt make a failed NES peripheral a playable fighter and give it an emotional subplot in subspace emissary. no longer was it "cool i guess this guy is here" it had become "who the hell is this and what do they think they're doing in smash bros?"
and thus came that fateful night when amidst crazy new character reveals like the fucking wii fit trainer they unveil a cinematic trailer and announce that shulk from xenoblade chronicles was joining the fight. to which the unilateral reaction was "who the fuck is shulk why was this trailer framed like we already have a rapport with shulk i dont know this man why does he say stuff like 'im really feeling it?'"
but i knew who shulk was.
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forecast0ctopus · 1 year
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i literally cannot stop thinking about your merlin ace attorney au!! the art is so beautiful and fun 🥰 i have one big question - who’s the prosecutor for arthur’s case? is it just some poor random guy? is it morgana or leon or someone they knew? or does this and the aa universe overlap and one of the prosecutors there takes the case?
with the amount ive thought abt this all you'd think i would have figured it out now but i have not lmaoo. i ended up typing more about this than expected so im putting it under the cut
i dunno exactly how arthur's revival goes - whether its just him or if others start to come back to (could add some fun case antics possibly.... ) and i also have no idea to what extent it overlaps with the ace attorney universe? it overlaps at least to the point of the judicial system working in the same manner haha.
i think if there were to be a character from ace attorney prosecuting it'd probably be prosecutor flynch from professor layton vs ace attorney since he's the only lawyer that practices in england lmao. aside from dgs characters who at this point would unfortunately be very dead. im kinda picky about crossovers so if phoenix wright and merlin were to meet it would have to be sooo specific in a way that i cant describe for me to like it. though king arthur actually being Real in the aa universe definitely isnt the weirdest thing to happen haha.
if a resurrected merlin character were a prosecutor morgana would be pretty sick tbh like she could absolutely do the "enemy prosecutor to begrudging ally for the truth" ace attorney arc. idk why uther would ever come back but if he did itd be such a turnabout goodbyes mvk deal lmao. i dont think leon would want to prosecute arthur's case, but if he did it'd probably be more of a klavier gavin situation where hes more of a friend and working w merlin towards the truth from the start. anyways im totally open to ideas lmao i love putting characters in Situations but i am so bad at figuring out the details
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the-ark-awaits · 1 year
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Hello all you may remember me from such bangers as 'show me the proxies in marble hornets' and 'and another thing'
oday um here to talk about how we've fucking regressed as a fandom since creepypasta and marble hornets on ao3 got. presumably merged as a fandom tags bc sorting for exclude crossovers still shows creepypasta fic. in fact doing that just now to confirm this, the very first fic on the list was creepypasta.
so obviously this is a huge pain in the ass for anyone who wants marble hornets fanfic and only marble hornets fanfic. you cant even remove creepypasta fics with exclude crossover, youd have to do it manually with filtering options not everyone knows how to use. and we shouldnt have to yknow? you should be able to go in your fandom tag on ao3 and find only that fandom and crossovers (which should be easily filtered out by exclude crossovers) same as here on tumblr crosstagging is a huge issue but the worst part of it is that the continuous crosstagging in recent years has caused the fandom tags to be merged (not fully as shown by the fact that the numbers for amount of fic in each tag is different) but enough that they're considered the same universe by ao3 which is. blatantly untrue.
creepypasta is a catchall term for internet short stories made by a community, marble hornets is one single webseries online. fuck the creepypasta fandom wouldnt be what it is without huge swaths of shit stolen from marble hornets (like yknow, the pages, the operator symbol, masky and hoodie) but that doesnt mean they are marble hornets fans that doesnt mean theyre making marble hornets content. that would be like saying that since fnaf and batim are kinda similar and the fans have an overlap that means theyre the same and should be tagged the same. they arent, and shouldnt be yknow?
also apologies this isnt the best post im kinda fried rn and im stuck on mobile
that not withstanding its fucking depressing. this did not used to be an issue. thr only fics tagged with both were generally easy to ignore or a real honest to god crossover, but now i swear you look at the mh tag on ao3 and the majority of the recent fics are crosstagged crp fics with giant tag lists that tack up the whole page and tag anyone who is so much as mentioned
and maybe this is a step too far here. but i really think this is bc of tiktok. the people crosstagging posts and fics seem to be the same type to complain avout the 'ao3/tumblr algorithm' not favoring them. but there is no algorithm, just annoyed fans who have to dig for their actual content because people dont have common decency anymore. theres an etiquette you need to follow for shit like this. like how would you feel if like. i dunno. fucking... genshin (just an example of a large fandom or whatever made a character cameo out of like jeff the killer and suddenly all the crp tags were filled with genshin posts not even related to or barely mentioning the character, just ti try and get more clicks?
youd be pretty fucking annoyed having to scroll past all that to find actual creepypasta content huh?
thats the same issue happening here, and honestly i think its a huge issue. for obvious reasons but also bc its so much harder to find mh content now that im sure its incredibly disheartening to be a creator in the fandom rn and foe the past few years. you work and make content for your rather small fandom and its buried under barely related shit, its gonna feel bad yknow? especially when that content gets more clicks bc. frankly theres more creepypasta fans than mh fans just bc of what creepypasta is format wise. its collectively made shortstories. you can like one or two and bc a crp fan, its not like that for mh
this is going kinda off my starting topic but anyways if theres any ao3 tag wrangles following me or who see this.
please for the love of god i beg of you to do anything you can to unmerge those tags i will do anything ill get receipts proving they're separate things please unmerge the tags im dying here
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amethystunarmed · 5 months
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20 questions for fic writers
Thank you @marypsue for tagging me! (I'm sorry it is so late) This got VERY long, so I will put it under a cut.
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
54, my god.
2. What’s your total word count?
188,134. Which seems both enormous and not enough lol.
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Right now, I'm in a major Hatchetfield kick. Those musicals have me by the throat. But I am also working on a Stranger Things series too! However, I'm probably most known for my My Hero Academia stuff, I know a couple of those absolutely did numbers when I wasn't looking.
4. Top 5 fics by kudos
Oh I'm pretty sure I know. *checks Statistics* Yep I was right. My top five (and six and seven) are all from my Truth series, which is a MHA Dabihawks AU where Hawks joins the League of Villains.
5. Do you respond to comments?
I try! Sometimes I get overwhelmed and fall behind but I swear I always read them and love them and am so touched.
6. What’s the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Ummmm... Deadass, I think it was the first fic I ever posted, back in high school. It was a Doctor Who fanfic, about a Weeping Angel who feel in love with a human, and tried to stop killing for him, but was so hungry she ended up killing him instead. It's almost ten years old, but you can find it here.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I am once go back deep in my archives for this one. Back in 2015, I posted a Supernatural fic that was pure fluff, Karaoke. It was my idea of a series finale where everything was beautiful for once. Riiiiip.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
I definitely have before, but only like once or twice and I immediately blocked them. It is always heartbreaking though. :(
9. Do you write smut?
Once that I posted! Though I may have an unfinished draft or two, lol
10. Do you write crossovers?
Yes, absolutely! My crossover tend to be characters experiencing scenarios from other universes, rather than character meeting.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Mostly by the AO3 scraping stuff, though I have found some suspicious posts with stuff from the Truth series on other sites, but nothing really definite.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes and I dropped my phone when the request came in. I was so excited.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
Yeah I have!!! My go-to partner in crime is @little-engineer-who-cant, we've been writing together since middle school.
14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?
Oh god, this is hard. Ummm... I suppose the first ship I ever really super got into was Ten/Rose in Doctor Who, so it holds a special place in my heart.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?
Honestly, one I really loved was an Adventure Zone Wicked au. There were a lot of great concepts in that one, but I never really got anywhere with it.
16. What are your writing strengths?
Dialogue! I love dialogue. It tends to be what I write first and then I go back and fill in the blanks.
I feel like I'm also pretty good at exploring concepts, like, taking things to their furthest extreme and exploring what it means in the universe.
Also angst. I love angst.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Descriptions. I just want you all to know what I am seeing in my head, not have to describe it. I really have to work at imagery, and making scenes feel alive.
Also fuck fight scenes.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language?
I would do it if I felt confident that I or another person could edit it to be accurate. If I am google translating or something, I'd rather just do English italics or say what characters the language are speaking. I don't want to butcher another language.
19. First fandom you wrote for?
As mentioned previously, the first fic I published was for Doctor Who but god as a kid I wrote myself into stories all the time! Should have known I'd end up a writer. Probably Yu-Gi-Oh or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
20. Favorite fic you’ve ever written?
Ohhhhhh these are so hard. Ummmm... To be honest, I am so incredibly proud of I Need a Shovel to Love Him. It is one of my recent Hatchetfield fics and is an exploration of grief, and it probably the closest a piece of writing has ever been to exactly what I pictured in my head when I wrote it.
But! Trying to ignore the bias for recent works, So Few Men Can Carry It is probably up there. It is an OC focused story in the Truth universe, and I loved discussing healthcare in a world with professional superheroes and plan to do more original stuff with that concept, because I love it so much.
I'm going to tag @little-engineer-who-cant again, as well as @snarky-wallflower and @starpirateee. (Does anyone else like to be included in these? I need to make a list!)
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bitegore · 1 year
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cut for length (LONG) and content (pretty explicit actually); oc/canon crossover fic where the Stunticons land in my Closerverse (original universe) a la Headin' Down the Wrong Highway except it's entirely from Rex's pov and he's a bitchy little grouch who cant fucking stand the Stunticons but who is also one of very few people who his Ath can trust to use every method at his disposal to Handle dangerous outsiders who otherwise kind of can't be managed who nonetheless are hanging around with the clan. 3/4ths of it is Rex going "i cant stand these people, i dont trust them and i dont like them and it's weird and bad that they're here and i wish they would die but i'll play nice because Velan told me to. fuck this shit" except then it turns out Dead End is a morbid little corpsefucker just like Rex so (to Rex) it's worth putting up with his personality to get some
Rex rolled over onto his back, panting. The gashes along his throat and thighs still stung like a motherfucker, but now at least they were a little distant, fainter. He was pretty sure he could see the rainbow sheen of smears of his blood drying iridescent across Dead End's glass detailing, but he wasn't sure; Dead End had been damn shiny before they got started and he certainly wasn't any less now.
"Seconds, that was good," Rex managed, and passed out.
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Dead End was a member of a group of these really odd shaidbloods, a set of five construct type guys who all had some sort of a bone to pick with soft edges or something. They had a real coherent design language, and they all had a real similar set of skills, so it was clear enough that their whole mess of metal and glass and leather without any normal silicon or synthskin was some kind of statement piece, or something. Dead End sure looked like it. He was top to bottom gorgeous, like a piece of art someone'd sculpted and then accidentally given life to.
The rest of his teammates were not so gorgeous. But they weren't trying to be. One of them was even [yellow], for Third's sakes. ANd they all had this attitude to them like they were the biggest and baddest things they'd ever met and everyone around them better fall in line. Every one of them, that was, except Dead End.
Listen. Rex hadn't been a big fan of them showing up to camp. The big one, Motormaster or whatever his name was, had Rex's teeth sharpening and claws twitching every time he made eye contact with Rex. Something about the big construct made Rex real damn uneasy. ANd that was even before the whole… everything about his personality. he judst had something to him that made Rex want to try his luck ripping his spine out the middle of his torso. But [Velan] said they were staying. So he'd reluctantly bitten his tongue and kept his misgivings mostly to himself. That hadn't stopped the yellow one- Drag End? Dead Strip? Some stupid name like that- from picking a fight over. Fourths, what even was it? Speed? Something like that. As though a shaid-powered machine could ever beat a dragon on a short-sprint race through a thirds-damned forest. He'd been even more of a cunt about it after he'd lost, too, tried to start a physical fight and everything and Rex had to let Motormaster come in and "handle" it after he'd put his claws through the only weak points he'd found on Drag Strip and poked out his stupid fucking eyes.
Or. No. Wait. Stupid fucking optics. They got annoyed if you called them "fleshy words". They really did have a thing about that. Rex thought it was asinine, but whatever. They were playing nice, he was playing nice, they hadn't actually hurt anyone who hadn't been giving back as good as they got, Rex would pretend to care about their stupid idiot hangups.
Regardless. Rex hadn't been fond of Dead End at first, either. He was sullen and insular and kind of unpleasant and he made every effort possible to rebuff pleasantries extended toward him from anyone but his own teammates. He acted as though he was better than everyone else around him and he was just sort of a prick, really. That was fine by Rex, as far as he was concerned, for the most of their stay here. He could keep to himself and be a prick over there and Rex could comfortably ignore him and do his own thing over here and they would just never speak and that would be just fine.
And then fucking [Velan] told him that they needed an in on Motormaster's crew as soon as possible and could he [please] try and make sure they had these five on a leash [before] they started running their mouths about how cool financial crime was? Please?
And Breakdown had like an anxiety disorder or some crap and kept getting really aggressive when Rex made eye contact with him even though he was shaking like a leaf in the wind, and Wildrider had more screws loose in his head than Rex did in his project bin. Motormaster had all the pleasantness and charm of sticking your dick in a blender with even less of the fun somehow. And Drag End was almost fine, except for how he apparently couldn't tolerate a loss even when he set himself up to fail and everyone agreed he'd had a suprisingly good showing and had actually been a pretty damn fast weird little metal ground vehicle after all and so now he had it out for Rex personally. The Ninth really were looking down on him for this one. Rex had even known it was going to be a bitch; he was going ones against fives. No wonder it was such a sevenths-damned headache.
Whatever. He'd divide and conquer; it worked when it worked. It was hard with the "Stunticons" but they'd already established they could barely fucking stand each other anyway. Half the reason Motormaster was even traveling with the clan toward the ports in Lozanjela was for the sake of not killing each other, since apparently they'd been stuck together alone for a while and were at each other's throats constantly. So he'd be able to split someone off the main group eventually, get some sort of a grip on them. He'd been thinking blackmail, at first.
At first.
So he'd started in on Dead End, trying to get all buddy-buddy. Turned out kinda quick that his whole miserable shtick was less a thing he put on when hassled by annoying dragons who didn't know how to leave a loner alone and more just his default setting on life. That guy was just fucking miserable. And he didn't seem to know how to stop being goddamn insufferable about it, but that didn't mean he was trying quite as hard as Rex figured to be a dickwad on purpose. He was just miserable and cynical and kind of nihilistic and he didn't seem to see the point in making friends with people who could die, as though he could stave the end off by just making his own life as dull and uninteresting as possible.
Whatever. Rex could bounce cynicism off cynicism and jam with morbid crap. It wasn't terribly hard, when he was working at it, to be the listening ear for Dead End's curmudgeon crap. The more time they spent with Rex playing the little maroon construct, the more he realized that Dead End sas actually kind of not the worst, actually.
They still weren't friends. But just like Wildrider (who Rex had to admit was a good time and would've been good fun if he weren't here at Rex's [camp] instead of kicking it off in Ciranos or something) Dead End sort of just seemed to have some sort of real serious issues trying to figure out how to socialize without being a bit of a douche.
Honestly, the more Rex heard about them from the inside of their little team, the more he got the sense there was something really wrong with them. Even beyond the average shaidblood nonsense, they soert of reminded him of himself.
(A weird thought, to be sure, and one he didn't linger on. But he could see the directions.)
Anyway, Rex sure did get Dead End on the hooks, just like Velan had asked him to. Rex got Dead End to see the point she'd been trying to get him to make to Motormaster, which was that running your mouth about other people's crimes wherever you are is how you get those other people in legal trouble, and Dead End did Rex the enormous favor of letting Rex know well ahead of time that Motormaster kinda didn't give half a flying fuck about anyone else around him outside his team and would sell out whoever to whoever for one single cube of "anner john," whatever that meant. Rex had passed that on to Velan, and Velan had cursed and thrown her iron teacup at a tree and then asked Rex to please for the love of the fucking Second keep the damn Stunticons in the camp when they made it to the EBC, because apparently they were being [audited] and some shaid running his damn mouth was the last thing they needed.
Sure. Whatever.
Rex had no idea how to fucking manage that one short of sleeping with Motormaster, which he wasn't going to do because it was probably going to end with Motormaster dead, and besides, the construct was really only into other machines anyway. Rex was pretty sure he caught Motormaster checking out his radio's left-side audio jack setup more than once. Still, it wasn't like they had anything that "Stunticons" particularly wanted. Rex was good, sure, but this wasn't in his skillset and he wasn't a miracle worker. He was a fucking courier, for the sake of the second. Velan was really putting a lot on him.
He'd been pissed. He was still a little pissed. He'd kept being pissed right up until he'd gone to Dead End, anger loosing his tongue a little more than it probably should've, and he'd bitched a blue streak up about Velan's goddamn practices and Velan's fucking expectations and the slack Velan cut for everyone else but never for [fucking] Rex, which wasn't even fair or true, and how if he was gonna be expected to put up with this shit he might as well just go ahead and sit on a gun and pull the trigger, since that would be less of a pain in the ass. It was really just a dramatic complaint, but it was apparently like unstopping a dam, because
well
Dead End had a fucking [kink].
And. Look. All the "Stunticons" were individually pretty decent-looking, but Dead End was without a question the best of the best. And he was the only one who put any work in to look nice. The others were always streaked with mud and dust and shit, and it showed real bad on them even worse than it did on anyone with that polished silver chrome synthskin that had been popular when Rex was last out east. And it was- it was just- Look. Look. Rex could admire a good-looking construct just as much as anyone else. And their whole mechanical deal was. Just. It was kind of hot. He'd already made a couple passes at Wildrider, but Wildrider wasn't anything like Dead End and he might'e been a fun tussle but that wasn't keeping anyone anywhere. But Dead End--
No point obfuscating it, really. Rex wanted to fuck him.
From there it was, really, just a cascade of successful mistakes and side-steps. And it went something like this:
Dead End swallowed, which was a funny thing for a construct to be able to nervously do, but they ran on some sort of combustion engines instead of the batteries Rex was more used to so it made some sort of sense. His weird little optic band thing flickered left and right. "Um. Sorry. That's. Um."
"I'm immortal," Rex blurted.
Dead End stopped dead. "What?"
"Uh. Or not immortal," Rex said. "The other one."
"Invulnerable?" Dead End asked.
"No," Rex said. "If I get killed I come back. I can die. I'm real good at it. Um."
"That [is] being immortal," Dead End said, visor starting to narrow.
"Isn't the point of it that you just don't die? I die, I just don't stay dead. I'm pretty sure that's different. Um. And more. Uh."
"Um," Dead End said.
"Interesting," Rex finished. "For you."
"For me," Dead End repeated. He swallowed again. "Um."
Rex took a breath. Oh, fuck it, now or never. "You want to, uh, shoot me with a gun and fuck me about it?"
Dead End stopped moving again, looking thoughtful; and then his vents started going and smoke started leaking from under his chestpiece in a weird place and Rex started to get worried before he finally croaked, sounding sort of like someone had punched him in the nuts, "yeah."
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They'd gotten together in a weird little clearing a ways out from the camp, because Rex was smart enough to know that Velan would have his hide if he got really well and truly fucked anywhere anyone could hear, or see, or more importantly get worried and start calling for help. Dead End clearly thought it was ridiculous, but he'd cooled his jets a little when Rex pointed out that if they found him with Rex's apparent corpse everyone would be mad at him and he would have to deal with their attitudes about it. Practical arguments hardly ever worked on him, but even just a suggestion of some onerous annoying bullshit would have him hauling ass; it was funny that Motormaster had apparently not learned that when Rex could see it plain as day.
So they got together all the way out in the middle of nowhere in some weird little clearing Rex had dug out for the purposes of getting himself really fully obliterated for a few hours. Dead End clearly didn't really know what to make of the whole thing, and he didn't seem real sure of himself at all, actually, constantly looking at his little radio when he thought Rex wasn't looking and sending worried messages off to who Rex could only assume had to be Breakdown. Rex, for his part, wasn't any less comfortable than he'd ever been; but then again, this was only ever going to end one way for him.
Dead End stopped in the center of the clearing like an out-of-place statue, standing still and awkward. His hard edges shone in the dimming midafternoon light. "Um. So. Uh. You said you were immortal."
"Yeah," Rex said, and then made a split-second calculation. They all had so much pride. Fuck it. "Look, I'm not gonna get cold feet, but if you are, you can back out."
"I'm not getting cold feet," Dead End said, which was what Rex wanted, and even better, he shook himself off, too, finally loosening up. "I just want to make sure you know what you're getting into."
"It's been a while, but this isn't my first time having someone put a hole in me and fuck it," Rex said. "I got some location preferences, sure, but not a ton. What kinda way do you want me to die?"
Dead End locked back up again. For the love of… "Dead End, man-"
"Mech," Dead End said.
"Mech, you have got to fucking chill out. If you're gonna start steaming every time I say anything about the fact that I want you to kill me and fuck my dying corpse I'm not gonna be able to get off on this. Okay?"
THat was just crass enough that instead of sending Dead End into another fit of-- whatever it was, embarrassment or something, he instead just sort of wilted. "Uh… sorry."
"It's fine," Rex said, which wasn't strictly true but it was obvious Dead End was trying. "You've just never done this before. THat's obvious. It's--"
"Yeah I have," Dead End said.
Huh.
"Just, um," said Dead End, "not with, um… anyone who, um."
Ohhhh, right. Of course. Rex kind of forgot for a minute that he was pretty sure the "Stunticons" were an awful lot like he'd used to be, in all the worst ways. "What, just random people? That's not the same."
"I suppose if you judge me too harshly, I'll just have to kill you again," Dead End said dryly, and visibly rallied. Great. That was what Rex was hoping to hear, basically.
"That's the spirit," Rex said, getting comfortable in a nice coil on the cleared forest floor. Dead End's eyes followed the curve of his throat. Optics. Dead End's optics followed the curve of his throat exactly how Rex was hoping it would. "Slow, you said?"
"Something long enough I can watch you, uh…"
"Bleed out?" Rex offered.
"Fade, I think, is how I'd put it," Dead End said. Which didn't mean anything, but whatever. "If bleeding out doesn't do it for you--"
"No, no, I like bleeding out," Rex said. "I usually go for something a little faster, but I don't know, it works for me. Long as I can still breathe."
"Wouldn't that be fast, if you couldn't?" Dead End said. "I thought you dragons had massive oxygen requirements, or something like that."
"You'd be surprised how many people don't realize that cutting out my heart means my lungs stop working," Rex said, which was true. "Don't worry, I won't lead you wrong. Do you want to get hands-on with it, or--"
"I'd rather not," Dead End said.
"Wait, really?"
"Not in the, uh, dragon sense, anyway," Dead End said. "I'm not looking forward to cleaning your blood out of my joints."
"Alright, sure," Rex said, splaying his legs sideways. "But then how are you gonna fuck me?"
"I," Dead End said. "Um. I."
"Don't worry about it, man," Rex said.
"Mech," Dead End cut in again.
"I'm messing with you. You want me to talk you through the whole thing, or just let you know what I think'll work best and let you play it as you want it?"
"Um," Dead End said again. "I, uh."
"Sit down," Rex said, and Dead End dropped like a stone. "Okay, look at me."
Dead End looked.
Rex took one talon and traced it against the curve of his inner thigh, muscle and vein jumping underneath his claw. "Here's a good place to make a cut. There's an artery underneath that's close enough to the skin. You want to slice through pretty deep, deep enough to sever that. By the bone, basically. Try not to tear my whole leg off though."
"Uh, okay," Dead End said.
"I don't know what kinda, uh, genitalia or whatever you got going on under there. Since you're a construct and all."
"Uh," Dead End said, and ran an aeration cycle. "So, uh, you have, like, uh, a, uh-- I have- uh- we should be. Compatible."
Compatible, huh. "What, you can't just tell me?"
Dead End froze up again, which was just unfair.
"Are you [shy?"] Rex asked, which was already obviously true but it was just fucking annoying. "Do you have a dick? Do you have a pussy? Do you have some other hole I can stick my hemipenes in or some other fucking protrusion you can stick in me? What's compatible even [mean] in this context? Do you just wanna grind me off by hand and call it good, that's fine too, but I'm not signing up for any surprises--"
"I have a cable!" Dead End finally managed.
Hm. That sounded alright, actually. "That'll burn me, right?"
"I, um," Dead End said. "I don't know. I've never really-- I've tried plugging it into pieces of meat before and that was--"
Pieces of [meat?]
"--Do you want me to just-- I can. Take it out so you can [see] but--"
"Wildrider has a whole metal and glass penis on him," Rex pointed out.
"I don't," Dead End said. "I just have a cable. Wildrider's spike is an aftermarket mod and I don't think I've ever bothered looking for one of my own. [I'm] not fragging rich ptrons who'll shell out to buy me fancy interface equipment."
Rex shrugged. "I mean, I can get you hooked up, probably, if you want. Whatever, that's not really important. You've got a cable, do I want to see it. Uh… Yeah, give me your cable."
Dead End winced, and then swallowed and made a funny little weird cog-clicking sound, and his hip-jointing did some weird little thing and then a hidden panel Rex hadn't even noticed slid away and let a massive braided cord slide out.
It was easily the size of Rex's forearm, all smooth rubber with a gleaming metal head. Okay. Not a bad look, honestly, Rex could get behind it. "If you shock me to death that's fine, but you still have to fuck my corpse," Rex said.
"I don't think I'll shock you to death," Dead End started, and then broke off into a startled squawk as Rex put the entire cable in his mouth.
Yeah. That wasn't bad. That would be really nice, actually. A little buzzy, not nearly as high-powered as the toys Ayleh used to play with back in the day. Tasted like ozone, too. He spat the cord back into his forepaw and flared his wings in a shrug. "Yeah. Think we're good."
"Primus," Dead End said, staring at Rex with wide eyes. It took Rex a second to realize that his fans were going at full speed.
"If I'm going too fast for you," Rex started, "you can tell me to--"
"Don't you dare slow down on me," Dead End said. "I just haven't done this before but you cannot fragging hold out on me on this."
"Dead End, buddy, you are the only one holding out anywhere," Rex pointed out, and then finally Dead End got a fucking move on and got to his knees in the dirt next to Rex. Rex shut his eyes, making sure to give Dead End easy reach to get at the arteries in his thighs,
and then Dead End kept not doing anything. "You need a refresher, or…?"
"No," Dead End said. "Just thinking. Um. Can I frag you first, or--"
"Why are you some sort of blushing virgin all of a sudden?" Rex
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sweetescapeartist · 1 year
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[Sorry in advance if this gets too long]
After your post about Sonic Frontiers, and especially after reading your favourite character is also Tails, now I'm curious about the rest of your "Sonic opinions". Have you considered posting more of your thoughts on the Sonic series as a whole? Not necessarily multiple posts, it could be just one post with a compilation.
Regarding Tails's role in the series, there have been a few debates for a while after most Sonic fans' disappointment at his role in Sonic Forces. The big problem is that there seems to be quite some overlap between "badass Tails" fans and those Gohan fans who think he was ruined during the Majin Buu saga (the Dragon Ball fandom's endemic toxic masculinity is also added to the mix), while other fans genuinely believe Tails is more compelling when he only fights through gadgets at most and strictly stays an underdog as the story focuses more on his friendship with Sonic and Tails being raised by him. I wrote a post with my thoughts on that debate the night before the Sonic 2 movie was released [https://mashounen2003.tumblr.com/post/678734119366213632]. This is indeed a very complicated topic, with both sides being a bit hypocritical sometimes.
On an unrelated note (sort of), I've been working on a summary of ideas for a Sonic fanfic... although I barely progressed on it this year; also, I must warn you it's not set in the videogames' universe but in the SatAM cartoon's universe with elements from the Archie comics, and the SatAM & Archie continuity isn't everyone's cup of tea. Anyway... Both your Dragon Ball posts and those of DBMeta inspired me for many things I already added to my story or I'm planning to add in later chapters. Sonic does take a lot from DBZ after all, so why not fully embrace that heritage while also applying those analyses of yours in order to provide a refreshing experience instead of the average crossover fanfic?
And that's it for now, I guess. I hope you're doing well, and feel free to answer whenever you can.
(You're okay. I'll try to keep my answer short since I am often ling winded.)
Spoiler warning... I didn't keep it short. 😅
I haven't really considered posting my thoughts on Sonic stuff because I don't really care for the series after Sonic Unleashed in 2008, then 2009 when Jason Griffith & the other Sonic voice actors were recasted. Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed & Sonic Mania were fun tho. Sometimes read the IDW comics too. Mainly after Sonic Unleashed, the series lost its charm for me. But I will keep it in mind to make a post(s) of my thoughts about the series.
Thats another thing... Making Tails and other not playable limits the storytelling. They cant be involved much in the story besides being a charafter Sonic bounces dialogue off of and has to save. These characters could save themselves. Heck! They have saved Sonic! Tails has done so multiple times. From the classic games to the Adventure games, Heroes, 06, spin off games, ect.
As for the "badass Tails" that some fans see? I don't see that and never saw that. That's an exaggeration. Tails was never a "badass." Tails falls under a different category of cool. Here's the thing about Tails that differs from Gohan; Gohan didn't want to become a fighter, Tails wanted to go on adventures. And furthermore, Tails originated as a high-speed adventurer & combatant of sorts. Sonic was fine how he was, but Tails needed something to make him stand out more. Later, to make him more unique, Tails was made into the brains of the group ALONG WITH his adventurous & combat experience. So we have Tails originate as a fighter, then become the tech-fighter who would often go on his own adventures when Sonic was on his. So thats one point I think we disagree on. I do not see Tails as a nerd Sonic. Imo, thats similar to saying Knuckles is a strong Sonic. These characters are unique enough and have their own personalities that they are not clones of Sonic. Tails being similar to Sonic is fine because brothers often share similarities. But they are still very different in tsrms of personality and gameplay.
The new stuff from 2010 to present that was written by Pontac & Graff is bad. It made Sonic, Tails, & Knuckles behave more like the Babylon Rogues than themselves. Th games of the 2010's stripped Tails of what was always an established part of his character and only left the "gadgets guy" part of his character. That's like taking away Knuckles strength or Sonic's speed. And they did so just to have tails sit on the sideline. This was because SEGA heard criticisms from critics and some fans that they hate "Sonic's stupid friends." so SEGA stupidly sabotaged their own characters. So how should Tails be? Like he was in Adventure 2, Heroes, the Sonic Advanced games, Riders & Zero Gravity, Sonic 06, Sonic Unleashed. Tails was not always playable but he was going on adventures of his own and just happened to meet up with Sonic sometimes. And he may have been scared of what are basically demons in Sonic Unleashed, but he fought Eggman robots right along with Sonic during the flying stages. And in the meantime he was gathering intel or actively helping Sonic when he was playable. They took away a critial part of Tails' character and that is just dumb. Sonic Movie 2 understands Tails much better. (Which is why Sonic Team is trying to make Tails like that now, which is simply who Tails was in the 2000's. In Frontiers, Sonic says to Tails that he is fast like him.and smart like Eggman. The games of the 2010's took the speed and aventure away from Tails and left him with only brains. The Sonic Movie 2 captures both his speed and intelligence. Sonic Team has lost their way and are now relying on a movie to correct their own characters...)
The love that Sonic Team had back in the day is gone. Its saddening. The characters were awesome back then! They were inspirational and relatable. I feel that things started going further south after Yuji Naka left and SEGA made Sonic Team release games before they were ready just to have a holiday release, & kept splitting up the team for stupid reasons.
Even with Frontiers, I felt that Sonic Team is trying to copy what made the recent Sonic The Hedgehog Movies so great. The Sonic Movies looked to Sonic's past in order to make an enjoyable movie for the fans. Why can't Sonic Team do that? Becauae the love isnt there anymore. Not like it used to be. Frontiers has Sonic dancing more, give him blue lightning and eyes temporarily turning blue, Frontiers has "Don't Stop Me Now" by Freddie Mercury for their launch trailer music because Sonic Movie 1 had a scene with that song in it.
I think we might be better off if Sonic Team just made a game based off of the Sonic Movies and written by somebody else. The characters and story would at least be fun.
And as a comparison, Luigi is more iddntical to Mario than Tails is to Sonic. Yes Luigi & others are playable while SEGA made the mistake of limiting their cast in most of their games after 2010. If SEGA wants to copy Nintendo, copy their usage of characters & use that to seel merch which results in more revenue. Dont copy Mario Galaxy like they did with Sonic Lost World.
I do like the SatAM Sonic series. I dont remember much of it but it was enjoyable and fun. A fic anout that sounds cool. I used to write my own Sonic fics & even had ideas for games. I might need to read more Sonic fics tho. Been many years since I read them. (One I remember was a Tails and Blaze adventure which made me ship the two lol.) Curious as to what you write. I wont remeber everything from SatAM but I can still enjoy it. And I'm also a fan of DBZ elements in Sonic. That why I liked the games up to Unleashed & Sonic X. They kinda felt like anime stories. Best of luck to you.
And lastly, Gohan is not a badass like many fans think. Those moments are when he is out of control and regrets becoming arrogant/too prideful.
Also, I'm working on "translating" the images of my Non-Self State post to Spanish. That way when you translate my post, its easier for you & you can use the images I'll send you. I'll let you know when I'm done. 👍 And once I send you the images, you can add a link to my post within your translation like this...
Gohan is a scholar who fights. He's not a badass, he's a powerful goofball. Which is basically like Goku & Krillin. Gohan actually takes aspects from both Goku & Krillin for his character. Thinking he's a badass or just a weak nerd is silly. Those are fans who only have surface level knowledge of the characters or are fans who have been misguided by the fandom's inaccurate and beta male ideas of what masculinity is. A man takes care of what's his & will do what he needs to do to protect them. Not simply "fight fight fight." (Most ppl in the DB fandom are illogical "beta males" who think they are "alphas" or are women who are fooled by their own illogical thinking that "beta" characteristics are desirable "alpha" characteristics. Kinda funny how backwards so many ppl are.)
So, unlike Tails, Gohan did not want to get involved in combat. He was forced into it while Tails made the choice to fight along Sonic. Neither are badasses. But both are reluctant to fight at times. They are peaceful people. I never seen either of them as badasses. Just intelligent people and intelligent fighters when they need to fight.
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garglyswoof · 2 years
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was thinking about your post about what you dislike in writing, and thought about how a lot of people dislike AUs when it’s actually my favorite. the only exception being Kastle: i only read canon compliant fics
what about you?
Ahhhh a good question, and man this is such a mood thing and a per-ship thing.
I am typically, TYPICALLY a canon-divergence kind of girl, because i like seeing good writers take the stories where they should have gone instead of where they ended up. Actually that's too pat of a reason - I think deeper than that, I love seeing the nuances I see on screen or on the page fleshed out, given depth. There are so many little moments in fics that expand on the promise of one smile, one look. Take Kastle - the diner scene in DD. The elevator scene. GOD.
Breaking down the fandoms I've read/enjoyed over the years, behind a readme because APPARENTLY I'M VERBOSE WHO KNEW
HP - canon divergence. in a fantasy series, i really didn't want another universe. i wanted the one that it was written in. that being said, the stories i often enjoyed weren't about the war, but moments within time at the school. so maybe that's AU? using the elements and setting and general plot? idk tbh
Kastle - canon divergence. I will read a good fluff AU? but again i just appreciate when people can take the absolute crumbs given and reshape them. Frankly, im struggling bigtime with this as as writer right now as I went back and man...that hospital scene...it's gonna take a lot of explaining away to diverge from there. and some great writers have already done so!
Klaroline - never really been a big fan of human AU. i do like sci-fi AUs, original!caroline, witch!caroline etc. canon divergence as of pre backdoor pilot is absolutely necessary. does that make it AU?
Doctor Who - i was going to say canon divergence but the two fics that spring readily to mind were a mechanic AU and a firefly crossover so i guess AU
Spuffy - canon divergence? i think? Honestly read a lot of smut in that universe so not sure if the plot mattered as much to me tbh
Braime - the weird one. I ship them, but cant read fic, the one fic i could truly consume in this fandom was a) a complete AU, not even high fantasy and b) the writer said at the end of her fic (paraphrasing) "this is crap and you are crap for reading this" which really pissed me off btw bc i had just left a long comment about how much it moved me (pls dont do this authors) (i am still pissed off about this)
Eddissy - by virtue of canon being tiny, AU is pretty common so i do enjoy it, and the canon divergent fics are hard because they all have to tackle the same point - what happened with chrissy - and it gets a bit repetitive.
it's definitely an interesting question and now i kinda want to tag game it? if you see this consider yourself tagged with the question of: do you prefer AU or canon-compliant fics, per-fandom, and is there a difference in reading vs writing for you?
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enigmatic-mystery-777 · 6 months
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20 questions for writers!
Thanks @ellie--eille
1. How many works do you have on ao3?
thirty four (34)
2. What's your total ao3 word count?
Wh...like...all of the word counts of my THIRTY FOUR works combined?? You want me to do MATH??? *sighs* okay hold on
260,727
I'm gonna be so upset if I misunderstood what this was asking for lmao
Edit: Ellie showed me the easy way of finding the total word count and, like, nobody fudgin told me before that Ao3 has a statistics section! Y'all. 🙄
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Right now soley SG1. I dabbled once in SPN
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
*All of these are from my Supernatural fandom days and no, I don't remember what any of these were about lmao I don't even remember writing them
In first place, at 128 kudos (wtf): The Second Chance
Second at 114 kudos: When Fate Strikes
Third, 63 kudos: That one Leap Of Faith
Fourth, 55 kudos: I Only Ever Wanted You
And lastly, 53 kudos: The Beauty Of Snow Globes
5. Do you respond to comments?
A l w a y s; though I don't always know what to say
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
All of my fics have happy endings. Sorry, I'm a fluff person, I hate angsty endings with a passion lmao That's not to judge those who do like those types of stories by the way, OR those that write them! I just have a hard enough time with my depression as is, I need happy content to balance it out
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
...all of them? Lmao The problem here is I really don't remember, like, any of them, even the ones I've recently written so... heh. Sorry.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
I haven't so far. That I recall, anyway.
9. Do you write smut?
*Giggles and clears throat* well, see, I didn't before but something's changed because of Daniel, he's an entirely new experience for me in my history of hyperfixations, and now I can't seem to stop writing smut. I don't know why he's different, but he is. I hate that it's really fun lol
10. Do you wrote crossovers? What's the craziest one you've ever written?
My brain has a hard enough time handling one universe at a time, I think I'd just get confused trying to cross any over, but I do appreciate and respect all those that do write crossovers; y'all are incredible.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Given how AO3, unlike Inkitt, does not protect against the copy/paste option, I'm sure someone somewhere stole something of mine. I'm not too upset about it, everything on AO3 is just for fun anyway. All my serious stuff is locked down proper.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
I think I have one time, by someone who wanted it available in their language. I forget which fic it was, though I do know it was back in my SPN days.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic?
I have not, but I have leaned upon @ellie--eille for the first smut piece I ever wrote for SG1, which was a big step for me and I'm so grateful that it turned out so incredible. I still appreciate her help so much <3
14. What's your all time favourite ship?
Daniel Jackson x reader, ngl; I'm having SO much fun with it
but also Daniel Jackson x Cam (I don't know why, though, cos we don't get as much content with them as we did with Daniel Jackson x Jack O'Neill; guess the heart wants what it wants)
Look, I can't pick just ONE, okay?? Lmao
15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
My original novel "Out Of Time". Book one is complete and I'm very slowly editing it, but book two is stuck on their honeymoon and I cant, for the life of me, seem to get past it :(
16. What are your writing strengths?
Fluff, 100%. Anything cutesy and emotional and happy and sweet. Stuff that makes someone swoon and feel like they're melting, stuff that makes them smile and hopefully giggle.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Literally everything else lmao That, and, I never studied grammar, cos honestly it's the most confusing shit in the world for me, so my grammar is likely atrocious. But, like, if you can read it, and you can understand it, and you can enjoy it, does it really matter??
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
That is extremely tricky and I usually avoid it. Because unless you know all the slang and grammar rules and stuff, you might accidentally be saying something you never meant to say and/or you might insult someone who's native to that language :/
19. First fandom you wrote for?
Supernatural
20. Favourite fic you've ever written?
Ooh. Uhm. Honestly, it's a tie now between When Fate Strikes (SPN; I remember that being a big deal when I was writing it) and The Things We Don't Know (Stargate SG1) that I'm working on now.
This was a lot of fun!! I don't really remember who's a writer on here and who's not so if you see this and you write, please partake! Questions to copy are below the cut:
20 questions for writers!
Thanks @
1. How many works do you have on ao3?
2. What's your total ao3 word count?
3. What fandoms do you write for?
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
5. Do you respond to comments?
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
8. Do you get hate on fics?
9. Do you write smut?
10. Do you wrote crossovers? What's the craziest one you've ever written?
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
13. Have you ever co-written a fic?
14. What's your all time favourite ship?
15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
16. What are your writing strengths?
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
19. First fandom you wrote for?
20. Favourite fic you've ever written?
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#lmao im going galaxy brain and fucking headcanoning what it'd be like if my mage lavellan hangs out with all my fav silmarillion elves#not just fingon (in which case finley lavellan is gonna get braids with gold plaints in them from him)#i was like 'oh what if after they all die they miraculously show up in da universe'#im going galaxy brain cause i rly want my lavellan to interact with some ancient elves a who aren't assholes and whom i actually like lol#i literally...plan a comic on how that could seriously happen. cause like. there is the void in dragon age and in tolkien's universe#u enter the fade and then u can find the void when u pass through the fade. but beyond that? no one knows#again. the void is outside the boundary of the world in tolkien's universe too. men's souls pass through halls of mandos and go...somewhere#presumably somewhere else through the void#and elves r supposed to stay in the hall of mandos until the end of the time but their souls (fëa) dont always go to the halls#anyways. lmao. i just realize that. maedhros is like. really tall. like tolkien elves are tall but he's REALLY tall#also his sindarin name (maltimo) means 'the well shaped name' and hes supposed to look handsome or whatever. not that means anything#since no. 1 law of tolkien universe is that all elves are hot. BUT! more importantly. he is a RED HEAD. and a very GOOD warrior#if he shows up in da universe. iron bull is gonna have a crush on sight lol. a rly tall warrior elf that looks alright and is A RED HEAD?oof#but also hes gonna have a heart attack when he realizes an elf is his height lol#like this is so fucking funny to me. and its definitely going on my list of fanart ideas#yolanda talks#im pretty sure at least one da fan either have drawn or commission someone to draw their lavellan oc who has a tolkien elf name#so i cant be the only one going galaxy brain and trying to do a crossover b/w the two where lavellan can interact w/ lotr/silmarillion elves#right????
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bimbosupreme · 3 years
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mephistopheles love post
the equivalent of a mental breakdown tangent is all going under a read more
yes believe it or not that freaky ass literally not even human clown in fgo gets love, and love from who? me and like 3 other people
first off
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ok and with that out of the way,
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i’m not even familiar with their lore. Reason why i stopped caring about the lore behind faust and mephistopheles is that an interlude happens that shows that mephistopheles is just some homunculi made by some mage nobody named faust. and even then the interlude doesn’t talk about the lore behind the novel, its just you helping mephy kill faust
that being said though i would hope the developers expand on their origins more and potentially even release a “true” mephistopheles (a girl can dream)
So, they’re not even the real deal demon known as Mephistopheles in the first place, and i can hear u going “well that’s lame” and like, no, we just need to redirect our feelings from appreciating a demon to appreciating a homunculi who has a weird characterization in the fate universe
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Design tangent:
Fgo was actually my first gacha, and so when I came across this servant I kinda instantly fell in love with their design, I love the colors used in their final ascension and overall appearance. The hat that has horns but they're not quite horns, theyre these weird colorful pointy twisty things, the large garish butterfly ornament on their chest (which isnt ugly at all and somehow works so well with their everything on them) is cool, the tights are so cool to look at, i mean look -- a checkered pattern with golden lining on the shorts portion, the tits out look like yes we get it youre insane, the gloves??? purple and also cool, plus theyve got this gradient thing going on? and the fingers have this line going through them, thats so cool. actually the only other servant that comes close to this in terms of “out there” colorful designs is probably final ascension kama and qsh ( i love them both). Also, mephy has this scissor weapon?? thats so cool lol i dont see any other servant wielding giant scissors (for the love of god give mephy an animation update i need to see them use the scissors while doing flips) and they also have this bomb obsession going on? cant relate, but the bombs designs are so so cool i mean its a fucking centipede -- no idea if centipedes are a thing in the original faust but thats something Ill have to look up at some point. ALSO mephy is wearing heels oh my god anytime people wear heels is an automatic win. No clue whats going on with the hair but its kinda cute (dont question me on that) and it has curls and the hair colors are cool i mean its like a lavender thing with darker purple highlights? i love colorful things and i love people with wacky personalities so. Oh my god their tail how could i forget that its so cute and dumb i almost forgot it was there, like what is that even a whip? i dont.. but its got these little purple tips to them that are kinda cute/cool but more cool because tails are fucking up there alongside heels in terms of cool stuff on characters. and of course their fluffly cape -- again no idea what the designers were going for i mean look its a mess of a design i have no fucking idea what any of it means and i hope they explain it someday because that hair and the butterfly and the tail and the hat and the fluffy garb and a bomb obsession?? and this got the go ahead - yeah lets add that to the game like what
ALSO LETS TALK ABOUT THEIR EYES
appreciate these with me for a second
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god.
oh and the blue lipstick and face paint god thats a cool design ugh
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they can be normal too or at least as normal as possible i mean they even trimmed their eyebrow here lol but you can see the not so well hidden insanity/goofiness peaking through with the inside of the suit at the bottom being highlighter purple and a green shirt with gold accents underneath the black coat at the front <3, fuckin hate that hairstyle tho bro we gotta get that middle part hairstyle outta hereeeee--
TAKE A DETOUR AND LOOK AT THIS LINK THOUGH THIS IS THE MOST NORMAL AND BEST IVE SEEN THEM IN FANART. THE POTENTIAL IS THERE. WE CAN HAVE NICE THINGS AND THEY LOOK GREAT ITS POSSIBLE. I HAVE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE FROM THAT DRAWING.
anyways this is me going off all about why i like their design! but we haven’t even touched the nitty gritty of it all. their personality! what personality you may ask? havent they always been some weirdo laughing a lot and saying dumb shit all the time? well yes and no
Characterization:
True to their dumb little clown design mephy also acts like one.
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Some servants bond 1 lines are like “fuck off” and some actually talk to you, nah this bastard mephistopheles’ just laughing. and for the second bond line it seems to imply theyre fuckin with you more (showing up and dissapearing and saying ‘afterimage’) so thats nice that theyre actually making some effort to mess with you in a way? some servants take a long time to actually interact with you so this shows theyre not afraid of interacting with you and thats just at bond 2. and of course the third bond line implies they were probably trying to betray you, its stated in more than 1 place that mephistopheles (actually isnt this a caster class thing?) will betray you or attempt to do so. So the third bond line seems to imply that their attempts have been stopped by you and that’s what they say after some failed attempts. So after stopping this freak from doing some shit their next bond line is actually doing a confession! a jester being honest who couldve seen that one coming but theyre 100% not lying, they really arent a demon but a homunculi made by faust
speaking of faust we’re going to backtrack a little into their interlude that i brought up at the start of this post, its one of those dream interludes and it starts with mephy asking you to help him plant bombs for their eventual reuinion/showdown with faust -- in the meantime faust keeps sending golems in an attempt to kill both you and mephy
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When you track faust down, it’s shown that faust was your typical mage, inhumane and uncaring. It’s also pointed out that this faust killed innocents, but this typical mage behavior is boring to mephy, and they say that boring typical behavior is why they wanted to kill them
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 so i really cant blame mephistopheles for being the way they are, being raised by this type of guy, even if mephy was always messed up and wacky from the beginning its no reason for faust to attempt to kill him.
Mephistopheles also shows up in salem, cu alter’s interlude, and of course the knk crossover event, and some other things im most likely forgetting but those 3 are ones that i find notable
anytime they show up theyre actually helpful, in salem mephy points out that the nature of the being responsible for the salem epic of remnant is something alien rather than a typical foreign god, mephy also tells you that time is also being sped up and in their weird way they try to cheer you up by spouting some nonsense at the beginning (guda needed some kind of distraction from the grim events that had just transpired at that point in the story), i cant quite remember what mephy did in the knk event but they were a part of your group and were helpful the whole time, actually @/zeravmeta does an amazing analysis of their role in the knk event as well as some extra character analysis here
mephistopheles is kinda cryptic in a weird way though,
like overall i mean theyre a jester homunculi in appearance so yeah its to be expected but come on i love morally gray characters, despite their supposed betrayal hints scattered around here and there
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they have this one line that always gets to me
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and this line is said with a completely serious face too
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the rare serious mephistopheles face! its kinda grim to see that line, no laughs, no nothing, their voice is kinda serious and monotone too. of course this could be just to get you to lower your guard but its still kinda out there that they have this rarely used portrait and that line, so i like to take it as being said to you when youre by yourself and with sincerity
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and at least sei (with her wacky outfit and all lol) seems to get along with mephy and thinks theyre nice woohoo
so at the end of the day you have this guy that laughs a lot and gives mixed signals
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and they fuck with you
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and will most likely try to kill you more than once but hey thats just another tuesday at chaldea
Before I finish last thing I want to point out is this snippet from the fgo source material book which provides more information on servants, and this specific translated bit under mephistopheles
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at the core of it all this homunculi....can be your friend! you just need to not go into despair i guess
of course this entire post is an overanalysis into an underwritten character, quarantine + all online college classes have done this to me, i have a douman icon what did you expect
OH...BEFORE I REALLY SIGN OFF AND FINISH THE POST HEY CLOWN LOVERS CHECK OUT THESE FANARTS AND FANARTISTS...
THE FIRST ONE IS HASENDOW YES THE DOUMAN DESIGNER... <3
i cant believe they drew mephy
twice !
and for those of you on twitter check out @cuz_pb and @L0VEYAMA003
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Fic rec list!!! (part 3)
Anon said I should make a rec list and my dumb procrastinating ass found over 20 fics that I just *had* to rec so part 3!!! rip my grades lmao
Piss Off Your Parents (Date Me To Scare Them) by @alexthedrummerboy - WIP - willex - iconic fake dating au because yes. this fic is so good I love it so much
Alex Mercer doesn't want to go home for Christmas; but if he has to, he's certainly gonna raise a little hell. Enter: Willie, the cute guy in his history of English class who would be the perfect fake boyfriend candidate.
So if you wanna piss off your parents, date me to scare them, show them you're all grown up. If long hair and tattoos are what attract you, baby then you're in luck.
Tide Pod Challenge Gone Right by @a-tomb-with-a-view​ and @on-irratia​ - wip - juke & willex & bobby/reggie (boggie?) - its the jatp/h2o crossover and extremely iconic okay and an amazing fic bc yall are amazing writers
Teenager Julie finds her passion for music and life while helping the Sirens, a quartet of boys from Europe who find themselves turned into mermen. Trying to keep their special powers a secret is hard for Luke, Alex, Reggie and Bobby. When they're not in school or teaching their new merman friend, Willie, about the human world, they're using their magical powers to save sea turtles and rescue those in need.
you hit me like a friday night by @hearjessroar - oneshot - willex - honestly just such a good au fic. like just everything about it is great.
Bumping into someone at the comic store once is a coincidence.
Twice is thrilling.
Three times is starting to sound like a rom-com.
Alex and Willie reach for the same comic. It all goes downhill from there.
There are Only Twenty-Six Letters I can Use Just to Tell you "I Won't Let Go" by terramous on ao3 - oneshot - willex - post s1 willex reunion!!!
He would come to regret a lot of things in his life, but pancaking a cute ghost drummer in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard would never be something he’d regret, even for a second. Sure, it hurt to think about how his memories were all he had left of Alex, but while it lasted, Willie had genuinely felt alive again.
👻 the willex reunion we all needed
We Got a Promise to Keep by nottheleastbrave on ao3 - complete - juke and some willex - season 2 speculation!! ugh the plot and the writing and the whole fic is so good I cant
"And then, walking through the high school hallways in Nick’s body one day, Caleb hears the tell-tale sound of a ghost poofing in. And in a split second, he realizes that this is the first time he’s seen Luke without the other boys. And Caleb Covington sees how Luke looks at Julie, and the game begins."
Or, Luke is a self sacrificing idiot but Julie, Reggie, and Alex (and Willie!) aren't about to let him get away with it.
Resistance is Futile (if <1 Ohm) by @a-tomb-with-a-view​ - oneshot - willex - enemies to lovers willex!! the willex we deserve tbh. hiii meg sorry I've tagged you like three times but you can’t really blame me when you write all these awesome fics
If Alex was being honest with himself - and he wasn’t often, because time that could be spent processing his mom’s expression when he’d announced that he was gay just as she dropped him off outside the junior dorm building could also be sent processing the weird way his professor had explained the Chandrasekhar limit at the end of last semester - he kind of hated physics.
whims and inconsistencies by gennified on ao3 - WIP - willex & some juke - listen. modern pride & prejudice willex au.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a failing high society New York family must be in search for a rich partner for their heir.
According to Alex’s mother, at least.
fears (don’t get me started) by @pawprinterfanfic - oneshot - willex - literally one of my favorite “the boys on the internet” fics like that is a gold concept and this is my favourite out of all the ones I've read
The Julie and the Phantoms Instagram page blows up thanks to a local celebrity. As a result, Alex learns what shipping is.
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OK Remember that Crossover I just posted about? Warriors/Batman yeah? OK I got more.
FIRST I want to get the setting out there.
Basically the Batfam and the DC universe are two different worlds, but the Warrior Cats Books exist in the DC universe. Every single Bat has read them all and keeps up with the series
The Bats plus Alfred got transformed when they were dealing with a rogue that got Magic somehow, broke into the Batcave, and turned them into cats
The rogue then sent them to a random Lake in a different world. Specifically the Lake the clans eventually settle at
Last thing the bats remembered was fighting a rogue then passing out and now they are cats
Well Damian is excited
And Tim is panicking
Bruce is only Panicking on the inside
They cant find a way to contact anyone else so they figure they need to wait either for the magic to wear off or for Someone to find them
They ALL have read the Warrior books
So they start making a camp and figure out hunting ect
It takes a few days for the Bats to get used to eating Mice and such
Damian is Vegetarian so they try to find someway to get him food
Thats how they found out they still have Human like stomachs so they can eat plants and be ok
Damian eats so many mushrooms during this time, Duke was an Eagle Scout and knows which are edible and which are poisonous.
Jason memorized all of the medicinal herbs in the Warrior Books and had done his own research as a kid so he imediatly steps in as their Medicine cat
He's really good at it which surprises no one
They all have Warrior names and they use them
Bruce AKA Batpelt is the unofficial leader, barely. Its the Batfam you think anyone listens to Bruce?
After adjusting and setting up camp the Bats fall into a routine
During the day a few of them go Scout to find information about where they are and how to get home
This group is comprised of Tim (Redtip), Barbara (Sparktalon), and Bruce (Batpelt)
Yes Barbara is still Paralyzed she still scouts and scoots everywhere
The Hunter/Gatherers leave after the scouts when the sun has actually risen
This group is Duke (Shadeclaw) Damian (Sharppaw) and Dick (Wingleap)
They hunt for food and gather plants to eat
Then the final group is the Camp Group
Alfred (Mountaintail), Jason (Doveslash), and Stephanie (Bubbletooth) are the ones who are permanently in this group as Jason chose to be their doctor, Alfred is an elder and Stephanie likes staying close to home
Cass (Ravenpool) can be in what ever group strikes her fancy that day
Camp group sticks to camp, keep it clean and standing and gather herbs and supplies close to camp
Tim dubs them Batclan one night as a joke and it sticks
They are now Batclan
Anyways they arrived in Summer and by next Spring they are less and less sure of rescue but they keep trying
Then the Scouts find two cats
Specifically Leafpool and Crowfeather as they are arriving at the Lake
Barbara finds them and introduces herself as Sparktalon of Batclan
Leaf and Crow are so confused but go with it
When Leafpool says they have to go back Crow and Leaf have been with Batclan for a few days
Note Leafpool is Jason's fave character so he is over the Moon to meet her
And he does not hide this well
Always asks her questions and Crow thinks he's flirting
Jason laughs "No, Christ No! Wrong species. Leafpool just knows a lot and I like asking her stuff to learn. Its friendship."
Crow is so fucking confused by the wrong species comment but whatever
Anyways when Leafpool says they have to go back The Bats decide "Fuck it! We are here. Let's See if we cant help"
So as Leafpool and Crowfeather go to leave the Bats go with
They offer their assistance in getting the clans to the Lake so long as they can keep their Camp and allow the Scouts to do their job
They agree to talk to the leaders about it
But the journey back includes several things
First Jason flat out tells Leafpool he knows she got pregnant and that she needs to tell Starclan to suck a dick and keep the kits
Leafpool doesn't believe him at first
Then Jason tells her the events of the Journey that Squirrelflight took and some things only Leafpool would know
Leaf believes him now but is hesitant to keep the kits
She talks to Crow who sits with her and goes through the options they have
They decide to come back to the issue later
For now they focus on getting the clans to the Lake
After THAT Dick and Tim tell them about Hawkfrost and his plans and what he plans to do with Windclan
Crowfeather is furious and wants to get back ASAP
Tim notes how he got angrier about the attempt on Firestar's life
Mainly cause Leafpool was distraught
But they get back to the forest and Leafpool and Crowfeather gather the clans
Meanwhile the Bats (Alfred included) start running interference on Hawkfrost
In this Hawk started his Plans late so the coup and Attempt on Fire's life happen after Leaf and Crow get home
They catch Hawkfrost setting up the Fox trap and Imediatly jump in to grab him
Hawkfrost is uh... just he doesn't even pose a threat
Look its the BATS they are hella strong and highly trained
Cass gets to drag Hawk back to the Fourtrees as the Clans arrive
Jason brings in the trap primed and untouched
At first Riverclan thinks These rogues are attacking
Alfred just levels a disappointed look at Hawkfrost and he confesses Everything
Needless to say he isn't Deputy anymore and is exiled
Then this scene happens
Firestar watched the small clan his daughter brought in. Here in Fourtrees, they revealed a plot on his life from both Hawkfrost and Brambleclaw. His former deputy admitted he had hold ups but was going with the plan. Needless to say Firestar removed him from his position as Deputy but did not exile him.
One of the younger Mollies, she called herself Ravenpool, A lithe solid black cat with white dots above her eyes, she had come to him privately while Riverclan dealt with Hawkfrost.
"Your deputy. He hesitated but he helped Hawkfrost." Was all she said. She then rejoined her clan? Family? Firestar did not know what to call them. But he had gone to Brambleclaw and asked about this.
Brambleclaw didn't try to deny it. The warrior was embarrassed immensely and stepped down from his role when Firestar told him too.
Firestar decided to pick a new deputy later. Right now he watched his kits reuniting and Leafpool introducing a Tom from the newcomers. Crowfeather stuck close to Leafpool and the new Tom as he was introduced to Squirrelflight. Firestar decided to get a bit closer.
"Doveslash. Nice to meet you." The Tom, Doveslash said as Firestar approached. "Im these self sacrificing idiots Medicine cat. You would be surprised how often Sharppaw and Br-Batpelt shows up having fought something they did not need to."
"Oh! No wonder Leafpool wanted me to meet you. Are you all a clan? Or are you the Elder's kits?" Squirrelflight asked. Doveslash cackled loudly making several cats turn to them.
"I mean, in a way! Mountaintail raised Bats, then Bats found the rest of us." Another cat meowed, joining Doveslash. "Wingleap. I'm this idiot's older brother."
"And an ass! Get your tail out of my face Dickie!" Doveslash hissed at the elder, swiping at the thin grey and black tail that had draped over his head. Wingleap laughed, playfully and gracefully leaping away as Doveslash gave chase. An older black tom approached Firestar with a tired smile.
"Batpelt. My sons are rowdy at times. My apologies." Batpelt said, his voice was gravel like and heavy. Firestar wondered how much energy he spent keeping the younger Cats reigned in.
"Firestar. No need to apologize. It is nice to see others so carefree."
"Perhaps, but there is more pressing business to attend to." Batpelt motioned to the perch with the other leaders. It seemed they were ready.
"Yes, lets begin." Firestar said, leaping to join the other leaders. Tallstar looked tired and Firestar could only guess why.
"Cats of the forest." It seemed Batpelt decided to start without prompting. "My name is Batpelt, my clan and I hail from a Lake to the West. We discovered your home was being destroyed. The Lake has plenty of territory and prey for you all to thrive in. We wish to take you there."
The clans erupted into noise. Beneath it all Firestar heard Batpelt whispering to Redtip.
"The entire operation is illegal. This is a Nature preserve not a plot for sale. How much do you think that Lake costs? We could make it into a protected space."
"Bruce. We cant buy the Lake. Wrong world remember?" Redtip hissed back and Batpelt sighed. As the noise died down and the meeting continued Firestar could only wonder.
Who were these cats really?
Thats all for now, more later (Specifically on Leafpool and the kits cause Plans, Jason loves his fave and is determined to give her a happy ending)
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