#I didn’t *mean* for it to give so much pirate but it is and THATS OKAY I DIG

[mycofaerie]

okay y’all- here is my Vacuo redesign for Ruby!!

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

what really frustrates me that Vivzepop had these characters (the hazbin hotel cast) for YEARS and never really bothered to actually explain their backgrounds besides little info facts

we know Alastor is a radio host who also a cannibal serial killer but what was his life before that

we know angel and his siblings was in the mafia and angel did drugs but what was the reason for him to be a drag queen besides being a closet gay men

we know husk likes to gamble and was a alcoholic…and that’s really it unless there’s more to his character

we know niftty was a housewife that was obsessed with boys and that’s all we got

we know vaggie was a prostitute that got killed by a guy

AND PEOPLE WAIT FOUR YEARS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS AND GOT NOTHING 😭😭😭

btw love your blog

TYSM!! Please enjoy a fat nuggets while I go crazy again!

So I’m neurodivergent we know this yes yes Rai you’ve mentioned it at least 4 times this week. Okay good. I am NUTS about specifics. Like. Like this nuts

(This is my collection of lore and data from every piece of Alice in Wonderland media I can get my hands on)

So I must say, not knowing jackshit about these characters backstories is driving me CRAZY.

I cannot believe I have to be like “I hope we learn more about the main cast after 4 years” because I don’t even know if Vivzie is going to touch on it in S2 and thats the only season we have guaranteed so like oh well!

For Alastor I am genuinely shocked we don’t know that much about him but then again they did allude to doing more with him in Season 2 so for that I guess we shall wait and see. For Angel I literally have no idea. My only headcanon I have about his living time is when he was 6 he hated vermicelli because it means “little worms” and he thought that was gross. For the drag thing. We haven’t even seen this guy in drag in the actual show yet and I am frankly pissed but idk where they’d fit that in with what we got so like okay I guess but as for his reasoning I think he either just liked it or yeah its just cause he was a closeted gay man. Husk I again have no clue. We know he was an overlord and then made a contract but that is literally it. I like Husk as a character he seems like a very sweet guy sometimes, but again, Idk anything about him. Nifty is just. Kinda there? Not that every character needs a tragic backstory but like im curious why is she like that. I didn’t even know that shit about Vaggie until I got this ask but that makes me wonder/worry if we’re going to see something in relation to that in the same way we did episode 4. HOPEFULLY not. At least we got the Vaggie angel lore but thats basically it?

I hope for so much in S2 but mostly just give us some fucking context dude. Not even the avid watchers know whats going on and I’m just some dude pirating shit so I sure as hell don’t either 😭

(I REALLY NEED TO GET BETTER AT TAGGING MILDLY.)

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

TBB s3 eps 10 & 11 THOUGHTS!!

Here we go!!

Ep 10&11

The fact that Hancock has a lab full of kids

Jesus Christ

BITCH i mean BANE

Is Emerie starting to realise that Hemcock is a cock?

Let’s hope

Oh shit both Emerie and Nala Se turning?

I like that

Where’s the batch tho?

Pirate you say?

Oh Clone X gonna see Phee and wake up from winter-soldierism and turn back to Tech

HERE FOR IT

EMERIE GIVING EVA OMEGAS TOY OMGG

okay entire episode without batch?

ew

I don’t like

Okay that one bored me kinda, but I gives it was necessary to round the story out a bit

———

Phee <3

CLONE X YEAH

It’s gotta be a clone we know right?

Like the amount of screen time and plot armour this one seems to have

Like this one is getting a story line

My money is still on Tech but others have suggested Cody, which would also be cool but… TECH

AHHH there’s the batch :)

OMEGA LEFT TECHS GOGGLES FUCK

AHHHHHHH

also am i catching a vibe between omega and Lyana?

Wrecker and Gonky bitch fighting hahahahah

HE BLEW UP THE MAURAUDER

FUCK

SHIIIIIT

NOOOOOO

THATS THEIR FUCKING HOUSE

SHIT

FUCKFUCKFUCK

OH THOSE ARE RHE BABY CLONES?

I didn’t recognise them earlier

They live on pabu now I forgot

Awwww

also poor baby wrecker <3

fuck

shit

I knew this do would be the one but fuck

PABU OF ALL PLACES

Okay now Clone X said “domicile”

Like Tech in s2 when he got injured

LIKE BITCH ITS TECH WE GET IT

Honestly, Hunter’s hand to hand is kinda hot (I don’t like hunter that much but can’t deny he got the sexy man vibes sometimes)

fuck tho, clone x killing one of his guys?

if he is Tech then de-winter-soildering him will be hard and painful and then he’ll have to wake up to all he did

shit

fuck

tbb s3 wtf are you doing to me

DAMN omega turning herself in to save pabu AND the other clones

GIRL IS GIRLING

GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GIRLBOSS

YEAH

also Crosshair trying to pull an excuse out of his ass that makes her not go hahah lovely baby I love him

The fact that it all hinges on Cross now and he still struggles with the hand tremor

But he steps up and does his part anyway the hot ass bitch

Ugh this episode is everything help

still no wet hair hunter, curse these helmets

MAKING OMEGA WALK PAST BURNING BOATS AND THE BURNING MAURAUDER

CRUEL FUCKING CRUEL

NO

CROSS DIDN’T MAKE THE SHOT

FUCK

SHIT

WHAT THE HELL

Okay so after ep 10 my dumb ass thought I’d be bored but NEVER FUCKING MIND WHAT THE FUCK

I’m sorry, this was too much for a random fucking Wednesday morning, I need to go sit in this for a bit

[kazoo-world]

Look okay I was really nervous for the finale I didn’t love the direction of episodes 6 and 7 in terms of where the budget cuts took us and I liked most of the finale (I am even on board for Izzy dying, honestly, and thats a hot take I suspect a lot of people disagree with but that’s another post). Two things, though:

Ed killed. Ed killed a lot of people in episode 8. I can understand coming back to his love being the thing that breaks in him the fear of being the Kraken, of it being so easy for him to do what he has to do, because he knows he has to do it and love is worth breaking that promise to himself. And I am fine with D Jenks thinking Ed is ready to grow in the sense that he is willing to kill for the right reasons or let go of the way he views himself for doing it/has trauma flashbacks and whatever about killing. Kind of inherently funny to have a character grow in their unwillingness to murder by having them murder more. But please oh my g-d how was there not even a little look into Ed’s emotional state, a marker of this growth or change? He didn’t blink and it doesn’t seem to have affected him at all that this change has happened in him. That doesn’t feel quite right, considering this is a HUGE step for him, that there is no character beat for it. We get Izzy’s speech on killing for a family, but I can’t stand by allowing another character to speak Ed’s thoughts when we got literal Shakespearean soliloquy from Ed on the delights of fishing.

Secondly, I am all for Ed and Stede owning an inn, but please they need to have a conversation why was there no conversation shown the reason is budget cuts but Ed even asks him if he’s having second thoughts and Stede just says no, almost implying that the growth is…their inability to be comfortable telling each other no, and that romance means giving up your dreams to share your partner’s dream. I am not happy with this. They need to settle explicitly on having a shared vision for their lives. This is a big change for Stede, someone who is presumably dealing with the complicated emotions of having chosen to be with Ed over his dream to become something as a pirate. It would be so much more romantic to hear and see Stede tell Ed that he genuinely wants the life Ed wants for himself, and for Stede to find a place for himself in that dream that appeases his own needs, so that it is a dream they build as a couple. I suspect the beginning of season 3 will get into how they deal with this decision and their relationship, mostly in terms of the comedy of errors of being domestic and trying to start a business without sufficient planning, but if it doesn’t, I will not be happy.

[silliemop]

I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS AU IDEA THATS BEEN IN MY MIND FOR A WHILE (didn’t mention it earlier because i wanted to focus on the pirate au)

so imagine Real Steel Au

I LOVE THE REAL STEEL MOVIE SO MUCH so last time i watched it I thought of an au with sun and moon

basically y/n would have recently lost a fight with their bot(who is beyond repair) and goes to a junkyard to find more robot parts to make a new bot

in the junkyard they find pieces of sun and moon in the trash and take their body home to search for any parts inside them they could use. while building the bot they use some wires from sun and moon to put into their new bot. the wires would be carrying their memories and ai i think?? or y/n puts some sort of chip that they didn’t know had their ai in. they also accidently install their voice box somehow like maybe the voice box was connected to some important piece and they were like “eh okay” not thinking it would do anything(i dont knowwww i’m not very techyjdkdb i’ll research later) and when powering their new bot on it they soon learn that their bot holds sun and moon. when the two later learn what situation they were in they protested at the thought of violence.

i thought of this one possible scene they could have with y/n getting very angry with sun and moon because they really need money from the fights

y/n and sun and moon: *arguing*

y/n: “hfkdbfj shut up or i’ll tear out your voice box”

sun and moon: “….”

y/n: “ugh finally”

ITS MEAN I KNOW BUT MOST OF THEIR FIRST INTERACTIONS AREN’T VERY NICE

lots of arguing till sun and moon finally give in because wellll it’s at least not fighting humans or something. so then y/n being a past boxer ,yeah before robot takeover with that sport, teaches them how to box and all. then they become more friendly and y/n is like oh my gosh your getting so good at your fighting!!! and theyre like yeah!!! and there would also be those parts where they’d get beat up really bad maybe and so y/n would be very caring and fix them up yk those soft moments. they’d protect y/n from people that are mad at them(due to y/n making bets with them and not giving them money when they lose the bets oops)

JDISHFJ I WANT TO DESIGN THEIR NEW BODY SO BAD BUT I BARELY HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT THEYD LOOK LIKE

[engagemythrusters]

okay. ahsoka. here we go

Immediately a fan of the music. Did they get the same people as TBOBF and The Mandalorian? The Ludwig person? Forgot the name…

INTRO CRAWL?! DAMNNNNN

But also red? Why red crawl?

Why is she searching for Thrawn not Ezra. Like I know the two left together but you think Ezra would be the priority. Not thrawn.

Aaand there’s the ship. Always start Star Wars with a ship.

Uuuugh my pirate site keeps buffering. Booooooooo

“They’re jedi” okay vibe but are they actually. Or is it those sorta-Sith guys

Ugh okay my annoying I have to go without subtitles now… :/ tbjs js gonna be hard

Okay that was a very Star Trek move. Why. For what.

YEAH ITS THOSE SITHLIKE BITCHES

Shin Hati evil love that for her. Love evil gorls

Evil granpa got shoulders daaamn love that for him

Ah it’s Bad Wig Girl.

God seriously why are the wigs so bad. Fucjing Disney. Boo.

Man I miss when Star Wars had cool titles. Phantom Menace. Return of the Jedi. Now it’s just fuckin NAMES.

Oooo interesting place. Old jedi temple? Looks like it.

Aaand her Lekku and Montrals still look like shjt styrofoam.

Okay fun lightsaber trick. At least theh didn’t forget how cool Ahsoka Tano is.

Wonder if we’ll see Morai…

Oh wow. Ahsoka wearss lipgloss ig. Okay.

This is very slow paced. Move a lil girl.

Those remind me a lil of the Zeffo spheres. But if they were filled. Idk maybe I’m making a connection that isn’t there. I just really like Star Wars Jedi games. Their lore was WAY COOL.

What do droids need capes for tho. Like why. That’s literally so fuckin impractical

UH DAVID TENNANT rip

RAMP JUMP RAMP JUMP RAMP JUMP

God I love T-6 shuttles. Best Star Wars ship. I mean other than bobas. But yeah T-6 sexiest SW ship

Do we get to see Sabine soon I miss her

OH MY GOD HERA

OHHHHHHHHH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THE GASP I JUST GUSP

Okay her makeup and contacts really really suck

Hera just. Disbelieving. I get it. She’s so hurt she can’t let herself hurt anymore.

“Does that mean Ezra—“ WEEPING

Hera “oh my god more jedi bullshit I can never escape” Syndulla

SHES NOT FORCE SENSITIVE LEAVE HER ALONE

YAY SABINEEEEEE

Oh lothal so so pretty

RYDER hi!

EZRA MONUMENT?!

Ohhh it’s that wall

Ohhhhhh weeping

SABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Oh she’s not there

Hehe I love her

OH IS THA—YEDSSS JAI

I love u Jai

God look at them. Look at the wall. Christ. Kanan…

Hehe sabine

SPECTER?! YOURE NOT ALLOWED THAT. YOU DONT DESERBE IT. THATS FOR THE FAMILY. THATS FOR! FAMILY!!!!

Sabine u shit hehe

This is a good actress for her 10/10 thank you for giving yourself to our beloved explosions girl

“She’s crazy” yeah she had years of being stupid with Ezra to make her nuts xoxo

TOWER TOWER TOWER

OHHH KITTH KITTH KITTY AAAH

What’s the kitties name

Ohh it even uses the same loth cat sounds from the show AND real kitty sounds

What’s the NAME of kittyyyyy

Oh Ezra’s stuff 😭

EZRAAAAAAA

“More than others” WHAT?! Okay. Not sure what that means.

YES SISTER OKAY YES. NO SHIPPING. JUST SISTER. AND BROTHER.

Not sure that I like the change that recording brought. But. It’s okay I’ll accept it.

Evil gorl <3

SHES A DUCKIN NIGHTSISTER?!

WHYD she choose such a bland ass name then?!?!!

INQUISITOR?!!!

THATS AN INQUISITOR

SABINE IS NOT FORCE SENSITIVE *FUCK YOU* LITERALKY S4 OF REBELS CONFIRMED IT SO HARD THAT CHANGING IT WOULD MAKE THIS THE STUPIDEST THING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF STAR WARS

oh my god. Jesus that was force shit wasn’t it. Fuck that oh my fod DONT MAKE HER FORCE SENSITIVE YOU DUMB FUCKS. IM SO FUCKING MAD.

Haircut time?

No not yet.

That was CRAP dialogue. That was HORRIBLE. Wow. Oh my god fire these writers. So hard.

I do love this music tho. It’s p good.

Okay so far it does NOT make sense how ahsoka arrives at the tower at the end of rebels. This isn’t fair. I loved that scene so much.

Awww chopper drawing.

Okay she’s a puzzle maker now as well as an artist? That’s dumb

GOD SHES NOT. FORCE. SENSITIVE.

THIS IS SO FUCJING STUPID THIS IS DUMB!!!

SHES! NOT!! FORCE!!! SENSITIVE!!!!

And she’s gonna steal it isn’t she hehe she is def Ezra’s sister >:)

Huyang like “I taught this”

Luke so not the only jedi he was meant to be hehe I mean k get it. But also it’s so dumb 😂

SHE DID IT HEHE I LOVE U SABINE

Sad that they didn’t make Lothals mountains just like the ones in the real series.

Towerrr

Kittyyyy

WHAT JS KITTY NAME PLEAS TELL ME

callin him Turkeyleg until told otherwise

Sigh I miss Ezra.

Fucking miss Kanan. It still hurts so much.

It’s been so long does Sabine still hurt? Does she still miss him the way she used to?

Heraaaa hiii 🥰

Hera knows her daughter

Okay so why is holograms so. Sounding like this. It’s more… MORE. Than how they used to sound. Is technology worsening or some shit?? Don’t like that.

Ahsoka stop being MEAN TO MY SABINE.

Yeah SNIPS. Ha.

Heras greatest strength is that she is understanding above all else. And I love her sm for it.

FATHER SON DAUGHTER RIGHT

I better be

Palm hand fist…

Oh.

Okay fine.

Hhhh.

SHES SO SMART I LOVE HERRRRRR

Mr Tukeyleg

OH NO DONT HURT SABINE OR TURKEYLEG

Ah shit yeah I figured

Nothing will ever be easy for her. Nor for ezra.

HELMET

*HIS SABER*

SHES NOT FUCKING FORCE SENSITIVE OKAH

She can use a lightsaber and she can use the Darksaber BUT BY GOD SHE IS NOT FORCE SENSITIVE

Why are u flying so slow 😭

OH MY Fod

OH MY GOD NO SABINE

No not my girl 😭

Oh is that the end ep 1?

Oh who is Ray? Rest well, Ray <3

Ep two coming in a sec.

[fangirlfreak08]

Episode 8 thoughts

Omg I’m almost done

Honestly loving all these intros, although my favourites still the crow one

Ohhh wait no nikolais gonna get attacked in the chapel isn’t he

KAZ GAVE NIKOLAI HIS CANE THEY ARE IN FACT BEST FRIENDS

WYLANS HOLDING JESPERS HAT

my man! I mean we haven’t actually put a label on that have we? GOD I LOVE THEM JESPERS SUCH A DISASTER BI I CANT

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID I LOVE YOU

Ding dong mals dead

SLAY ALINA

Darkling shut up. No one cares and I mean that literally

SLAY SHE DID IT GUYS

NIKOLAI NOOO

INEJ GHAFA DOING A SPIN MIDAIR WAS SOMETHING I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED

Lol look at him talking about how he’s gonna live while he’s dying

Slay Alina you will in fact save yourself

Inej save her life rn

OMG SHE THREW THE SWORD SLAY INEJ I LOVE HER SO MUCH

Are they seriously tryna push the darklina agenda rn?

OMG NO SLAY SHE JUST FUCKING STABBED HIM

AS SHE SHOULD

Why’s his blood black?

NIKOLAI MY BELOVED ITS GONNA BE OKAY NOT FOR A LONG TIME BUT EVENTUALLY IT WILL BE

Kick him zoya he deserves it

IS BURNING THE DARKLINGS BODY THE BONFIRE THE CAST WAS TALKING ABOUT?? DO THEY LITERALLY HAVE A BONFIRE AROUND HIS BODY?

Also there’s still 49 minutes left I’m not entirely sure I want to watch them

Who’s body?

KAZ KNOWS POETRY?!

God Nikolais best mates dead and he’s so heartbroken

Kaz go to Inej challenge

Does Alina not lose her powers?

Not Kaz watching Inej

Nikolai and zoya in the same sentence….that it. Is that all we’re getting?!

THEYRE JUST STARING AT EACH OTHER

JESPER I LOVE YOU BUT FUCK OFF

YES KAZ GET THAT MONEY

Tamar and Nadia holding hands!

JESPER BROKE THE FOURTH WALL

OH SHIT WHAT?? DOES MAL NOT LOVE ALINA ANYMORE?!

Nina and Kaz being besties

Nina talking about clawing her way to a happily ever after and KAZ LOOKING AT INEJ

NO MATTHIAS DO NOT TEAM UP WITH PEKKA

NO NO DAVID BETTER NOT BE DEAD ALREADY

NOT A RUBY AND THE DESIGN FOR A RING NO FUCKING WRITERS NEED TO CHILL THE HELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK

IT WAS BAD ENOUGH IT WAS THEIR WEDDING DAY BUT THEY DIDNT EVEN GET ENGAGED

WHY IS THE DARKLING GETTING MORE OF A FUNERAL THEN DAVID

Zoya and Nikolai finally in the same place and they’re not even gonna flirt

Ngl them having this conversation over the darkling burning corpse is a power play

AHHH THE BEE OMG THATS SO SMART THATS ACTUALLY SO SMART CAUSE ONLY SHOW WATCHERS ARENT GONNA NOTICE ANYTHING

OMG WHAT MALS GONNA BE A PRIVATEER?! WHAT

Yeah but if your paths are that you both decide not to see each other again that’s not really proving anything is it?

MAL DIDN’T GET THE TATOO THANK GOD

Bestie Alina don’t cry he’s really not worth it

INEJ PRAYING IN THE CHAPEL

Is that Kaz brekker? Yes it is!

AYYY MATTHIAS GOT HIS PARDON

AHHH HES SAYING GOODBYE BUT KAZ BREKKER DOESNT SAY GOODBYE

HES BEEN SENDING SPIES TO AUCTIONS TO TRY AND FIND THE GUY WHO KIDNAPPED HER

HE WAS LOOKING FOR HER FAMILY BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT HER TO LOSE HER BROTHER

INEJ PRAYS FOR JORDIE

WHAT DO YOU WANT THEN?!?!! AHHHHH HE WAS GOING TO SAY YOU INEJ YOU AND THEN HE CHANGED HIS MIND AND SAID ABOUT THE GOLD

HIS MOUTH STARTED MOVING TO SAY YOU AND THEN HE STOPPED HIMSELF

HE ASKED HER TO STAY

FUCK OFF IM NOT OKAY RIGHT NOW

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

STAY IN KETTERDAM STAY WITH ME

I WANT YOU TO I WANT YOU

THEYRE TECHNICALLY HOLDING HANDS

AND HOW WILL YOU HAVE ME

I WILL HAVÉ YOU WITHOUT YOUR ARMOR KAZ BREKKER OR I WILL NOT HAVE YOU AT ALL

I CANNOT COPE WITH THIS LIKE AT ALL

Off topic but Inej looks so gorgeous

ITS THE WAY THE TWO MAIN KANEJ SCENES IN THIS SHOW BOTH TAKE PLACE IN PLACES OF WORSHIP?!

THE HOPE IN HIS EYES WHEN SHE SAID I WILL HAVE YOU

AHHHH NADIAS GOING WITH TAMAR

AHHH MALS STURMHOND NOW?!

OMG INEJ IS GOING WITH

FUCK OFF NO WHAT

I WAS CONCERNED A FEW EPISODES BACK THAT TOLYA WAS CRUSHING ON INEJ AND NOW IM SCARED AGAIN

ISNT HE ARO IM PRETTY SURE HES ARO

It’s giving pirates of the Caribbean theme song

YES INEJ IS HUNTING SLAVERS

BUT MAL IN NIKOLAIS COAT IS DODGY

NO MATTHIAS HAS TO FIGHT WOLVES

PEKKA ROLLINS GO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW

MINOR SLAY FROM MATTHIAS?!

OOOOO NINAS PIIIISSED

Oh shit Nina the letter!!

HES BUYING OUT INDENTURES FOR INEJ

AND THAT GIRL KESH FROM THE FIRST EPISODE

Aaaaaa slay Nikolai

Nooooo Nikolai

HE LOOKS LIKE THAT FANART THE OUTFIT DOES WITH THE BREECHES

AHHHH HES TURNED INTO A DEMON

SLAY ALINA HONESTLY THAT CROWN IS A GOOD LOOK

NOT UNLESS YOUR THINKING OF ME INSTEAD OF TRYING TO FORGET HIM

AHHH NIKOLAI AND ZOYA IN THE SAME ROOM AGAIN

Zoya and genya are also looking gorgeous

YES ZOYA YOU COULD INDEED FIX HIM

Omg so is the triumvirate gonna be zoya genya and Alina rather than David?!

But I look amazing in blue YES YOU DO

OMG ZOYA CALLED THEM A TRIUMVIRATE (which is also not how I thought it was pronounced like at all)

AN OPPORTUNITY HAS PRESENTED ITSELF METHINKS ITS THE ICE COURT

WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE TO GET INEJ BACK NO?!

Ayyyy nikolais officially king

Are divorces a thing? If Nikolai and Alina get married then they just get divorced and Nikolai can end up with zoya right??

JURDA PAREM

SHES GONNA TRY KILL NIKOLAI

Oh god turn nikolais coronation into a bloodbath why don’t you

Slay Alina

[jeeperso]

D&D Quotes Without Context

Ravenloft Edition, Har-Akir arc, part 4

Jonni: “Hellllloooo, Snek lady.”

“Yeah… we just need some tomb stuff so we can go home/and or be betrayed at the last minute.”

Jonni: “Guys, I think it’s super important we spend the night in her sexy home.” Gorbash opens his mouth to object but pauses. "Eh, it worked out last time.”

“I have never left a woman upset. Husbands, yes, but never a lady.”

“Apparently I picked the wrong profession. No, no Jonni, being awesome is it’s own reward.”

“I was gonna say championing Justice must be lonely, but I appear to be wrong.”

"Tell me, what has the Necromancer sent you after in the tomb of the Scarab King?” Jonni: “Book of weird shit.” The Naga's features harden. "That book may have more weird shit than you are prepared for.” Gorbash: “... Unfortunately we live a life where we have to take weird shit as it comes, whether we're prepared or not.”

“Is it weirder than herding a captive team of cheerleaders into Grandmother Winter’s dancing hut to escape a labyrinth of madness?”

"The book is known by many names to many people, but you would know it as the book of vile darkness.” “How much of it is weird sex stuff? By volume. I’m guessing 30, 40 percent?” "More than you think, less than you hope.”

"Crud, the way Nima described it I thought it was a book of the dead, dangerous but nothing on the scale of the book of vile darkness. Every treasure hunter I've met has said to avoid it at all cost, there is no known means to destroy it.” “Give me three cheese pizzas and a privy, I’ll take care of it.” "Already been tried on the dammed thing, Jonni. Didn't work. They even tried one with anchovies on the pizza and it was still undamaged.” “They try taco night and the dwarf rave?” "Both kinds of dwarf rave." "You are not using the Book of vile darkness as toiler paper. Do you WANT a haunted vagina? Cause that's how you get one.”

Poom falls into a bath on purpose.

Nyx has a bath after resting up, getting the filth of the road off herself and cooling down felt great. "If only there were places like this every 5 miles in the desert.” Poom: "I think there's a universal rule that things can never be that easy.” Gorbash: “Sadly that's very true.”

“Imma still look inside and see if there’s a way to get fire ork off our ass.”

“Thanks for the sexy times!” "So.. thats two snake women now…" “With wildly different anatomies.” “No, that’s a snake woman. The other was a woman with a snake theme.” "... I want to ask whats the difference... but I don’t WANT to know whats the difference. “ “It’s like the difference between ghost pirates and pirate ghosts.”

“And today's gift from the Desert is…” “HPV with our luck.”

“Sweeet! Imma name him Feather Bob!”

"Noooo! Not a giant space hamster." Nyx sits down and starts rocking back and forth. "These chubby cheeks are a nightmare inside.”

OOC: The flying level in the portal runners side scrolling beat-em up is gonna be sweet.

It’s way too early for the sun to start rising. The sun is rising way too fast to be natural, its coming up from the north and not the east, and you are pretty sure the sun does not have a face. ".... That's not a sun…." "As long as it's not a space station.”

GM OOC: What’s the carts max speed anyway? OOC: I dunno, you gave it to us. And it’s haunted. GM OOC: Oh right, the tiefling kid is in there right? OOC: And didn’t we say it had ghost raccoons?

"You . kicked. it. in. the. testicles!” "We don't even know if it had sex organs.”

“My ass is amazing. It was voted Golarion’s ass.”

Okay, so Nyx manages to rummage through your things and finds a nice big brown tarp to hide your collective dumb asses. OOC: Poom will have you know she has a very smart ass. Nyarlathotep: "Thank you.”

“So that’s two things following us trying to kill us.” "Lucky us. We have an anti-fan-club.”

Jonni: “To be fair, we’re only assuming it would be hard. We haven’t tried killing it yet.” Edmund: ”It is a giant. angry. Sun….Correction. It is a small. angry. sun. but bigger than us." Poom:”Maybe with an army of tigers.” Gorbash: “That would be nice to have just in general.”

Nyx glares at the real sun to see if she can make it go back down for even a few minutes. Her cute, red face is ineffective. Gorbash: “That one is just trying to kill us with heat stroke and dehydration.” Edmund: "It plays the slow game.”

“Circle birds?”

Poom OOC: Rolls a 1 on a Perception check. Poom watches a spider tumble down the side of a dune.

OOC: No lie, in champions I had a ninja following the group. He crit failed his stealth role and the PCs saw him hiding behind a lamp post. "Is that a ninja? No. If it was a ninja, we'd never see it. So it cant be a ninja. So we can safely ignore it.”

OOC: Marshal on the Griffin fighting the angry sun in a scene worthy of being spray painted on someone's van.

GM OOC: Riddles.com, because I'm not the fucking Riddler.

[beyondxmeasure]

As a fellow Aquarius I love that you can't follow the rules. I was gonna ask top ten but thought that might be to much. I am interested in your whole top 18 though. My top shows are in no order

Cold case. I honestly lost count of how many times I have watched this show.

Suits. This show introduced me into the fanfic world and I haven't been able to leave.

House. Grew up watching this show. It will always be one of my favorites.

White Collar. Just did a rewatch and I still holds up.

New York undercover. I used to watch this with my dad. So I reminds me of that time.

Resurrection Blvd. Again something I watched with my dad. But I love boxing and hate that I can't find it on streaming. I own the first season on DVD so manly thats what I'll watch.

The Mandalorian. Honestly hadn't watched anything star wars ever but my little brother was obsessed. He had heard about it and since he wasn't able to watch had me write him about it. I needed up really liking it.

Currently watching the new percy jackson series and am liking it so far. Also started The Rookie and am enjoying it.

Ok I just realized I like mostly crime shows. That would make since given my childhood of watching America's most wanted every Saturday night. Also documentaries but those aren't tv shows.

I need some fluffy shows any recommendations? I have never really looked into them.

Yes, I definitely see the trend! I have not seen any of the shows you’ve listed unfortunately. I did go through a true crime phase but that was more with documentaries and podcasts. For a time I was really into SVU and all of the ‘Chicago’ shows (Chi Fire/Med/PD) but that’s about it. White Collar interests me a little because after Fellow Travelers I’m kind of jonesing for any Matt Bomer content.

Anyway… for the remaining faves that didn’t make the cut. Here they are in no particular order…

Boardwalk Empire- of the two post WW1/roaring 20s era tales, this one pulls me in more- the music, the costumes, characters, the feel of it all. Even though it’s the underworld of the prohibition era, it’s more enticing.

Peaky Blinders- The darker, grittier and slightly more violent post WW1/prohibition era tale from across the pond.

*Downton Abbey- For Violet Crawley’s clap backs alone.

*Call The Midwives- I don’t have kids, don’t want kids and don’t particularly care for them but somehow a show about nuns delivering babies in the East End of London in the 50s just fills me with joy.

Deadwood- Wild West shenanigans and they say fuck a lot. Like, a lot. The interactions between Al Swearengen and Mr. Wu is worth the price of admission. Basically just anytime Al is on screen is gold.

*I Love Lucy- I grew up watching Nick at Nite and loved all those classic B&W sitcoms but Lucy was always my fave.

*Our Flag Means Death- gay pirates, what’s not to love?

Sons of Anarchy- motorcycles, mayhem & murder. It’s a wild fucking ride, but worth every mile—buckle up.

*Shrinking—a show so brilliantly funny with such a stellar ensemble cast you almost forget it’s about a family dealing with grief. It’s a bit of a slow starter but stick with it for the real payoff. Harrison Ford high on gummies was a high point for sure.

*Sex Education- worst name for a show that’s about so much more than that title makes it sound like. I feel like a lot of people slept on this show because of the title or the idea it was just some throwaway teen sex comedy. Far from it.

*Parks & Rec- if The Office is my wife, then Parks is the sidepiece I’m hiding uptown in a luxury townhouse and I’ll never give her up.

Rescue Me- There’s one scene that still haunts me to this day. I got chills just thinking about it, and the music throughout was superb. TBH I have a weakness for pretty much all firefighter/first responder shows (or as I affectionately refer to them—my ‘wee-woo’ shows🚨 LOL) but this one’s my OG fave. My newer faves are: 911 Lone Star and New Amsterdam

So, I’m noticing a trend with this list… if it’s British or old-timey I’m into it, and if it’s British and old-timey then I’m really into it.

Not sure what you meant exactly by ‘fluffy’… like rom-com-y? Or just something on the lighter side and easy to watch? Because I’ve never been much for most sitcoms (other than the ones I listed) but my last ask that I answered with the original list had quite a few lighter/comedy shows on there. Otherwise I could definitely recommend Downton Abbey or Call The Midwives if you want something to get lost in something with a feel good wholesome vibe to it. I’ll put stars next to anything else above that I think might hit the mark as far as fluffy vibes. Enjoy!