#I don’t know what this means

[kaezer]

Me: Yeah, I think I’m asexual

Villains/Morally gray father-figures: *exist*

Me:

[apollos-boyfriend]

the egg is weak to iron. you know what else is weak to iron? that’s right. faeries. the egg recruited channah because they’re BOTH fae, in this essay i will,

[yikes077]

I had a dream last night that Astarion sent me an email asking me if I wanted to take a bath with him, but it was an issue because he was also my professor and I didn’t know what a bath was

[lovelycatdraws]

Tarzan…

[spidergrotto]

i am the plastic kazoo you forget about in a goodie bag.

[infectiouspiss]

frank iero goes in the nasty gross bong he sleeps on the debris floating in the water he drowns twice a day and eats the cigarette butts i throw in there

pete wentz goes in a nice bong, maybe one with a little glass creature on the side, washed regularly, he gets daytrips to see his friends (he still goes in the fucking bong though his was is bong material)

[hellkitepriest]

don’t say you love pete if you wouldn’t go to christian summer camp

[theillegalpundealer]

Call me Barbie the way these eyes are pink

[atrovel]

lore inaccurate Ford Prefect

[withlovefromolympus]

I’m not scared of the porn bots. The porn bots should be scared of ME

[father-killjoy]

I’m so sorry.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

Have you seen the polka king?

[bodiereads]

Got my wires crossed. Meant to say “this is my thirteenth reason” about a minor inconvenience but pulp musicals brain took over and I said “this is my brick satellite”

[skhardwarevers1]

wuuugghhbb untitled and treefingers my true inspirations

[bilerthetired]

I’m feeling so girlcoded tonight

[totopopopo]

hey jsyk the art with the sculpture and obiwan is ob*kin art. i’m sorry

I have genuinely no idea what this means I’m sorry is that.. What is that