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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes
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cant stop thinking about this video
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In my prime vampire hunting years, but capitalism keeps me down.
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#okay yeah it would be great to get rid of irl ads#but I don’t care about those#I care that there are 20 ads on an hour long YouTube video#I will stop playing games if there are ads in them. I spend the money on games so I don’t have to deal with ads#why tf would I pay for ads?? that’s the whole point of dealing with ads#I mean what the fuck#ea#video gaming
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I like how Ethan Hunt was quite literally ✨rescued by the gays✨ in The Final Reckoning.
Tramell Tillman as Captain Jack Bledsoe, Katy O'Brian being part of his crew and everyone looking so queer in their tank top? Come on. I live for the Queer Submarine.
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i stand by that you could easily have cut out a lot of the side plots and characters in MI Dead Reckoning/The Final Reckoning and could have made a much more concise, singular film rather than two very long ones
however, out of everything i would not cut, it's Captain Bledsoe and his entire crew. like the script for them i wouldn't say was anything special, but the actors did such a good job imbodying their roles that i really enjoyed the scenes with them and desperately wanted to know more
#I love my little gay submarine#they honestly saved the whole movie for me#they were just delightful to experience
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Nevermind I just found two gay immortal men in an action movie to watch.
Do you ever just feel so overwhelmed and like nothing matters but you don’t want to just dump stuff on others so you just have to sit with it and you just feel awful
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This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can get behind.
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Do you ever just feel so overwhelmed and like nothing matters but you don’t want to just dump stuff on others so you just have to sit with it and you just feel awful
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There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function
#but like time is a made up thing#there are no things as a real deadline#just give me the time to do it and I can get it done#adhd
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#guys please reblog this#the Trevor project has helped so many of us we need to keep it alive so it can help more#the trevor project#lgbtqia+#lgbtqia#lgbt#lesbian#gay#biseuxal#transgender#queer#intersex#asexual#pansexual#nonbinary#trans
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Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.
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dont forget to drink water and do sports for a better future
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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