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hanzajesthanza · 22 days

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#the fact that these sardines were based on real sardinas asadas #excerpt #c: dandelion #the witcher books #book: season of storms #'probably from excitement' geralt don't project just bc you're missing yennefer #because i wish to eat a third donut

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jeeklaart · 2 months

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Your local fisherman is now selling Salted Sardines! 🐟

(find me here)

#my art #I dont even eat sardines but love me some cute cans #fun fact I put this sticker on my laptop cause why not #spreading that fish agenda #shop update #etsy update #stickers #vinyl stickers #art #illustration #canned fish #retro #artist on tumblr #jeeklaart

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chiquilines · 6 months

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At it again

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housecow · 22 days

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lol did you also stumble upon the tinned fish subreddit?

shhhh 🫣🫣 next up, la rose’s sardines in spicy olive oil and tomatoes :3

#yes i already have a list of things i want from RTG #it’s just so interesting and the tins are cute and fish are healthyyyy #and it gives me an excuse to eat so much bread and cream cheese #ALSOO OMG i ritualistically watch anthony bourdain’s shows #and there was this episode in france and god. the sardines n shit they had there #😳😳 beautiful stuff

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senatortedcruz · 1 year

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Us tinned fish enjoyers are the most oppressed people on the planet

#I went out for tapas with my good judies tonight #and I asked for sardines on a nice buttered toast #and no one else took any and the point of tapas is to share #on one hand more for me but on the other hand eat my sardines boy

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thecryptkeeper · 7 months

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😵‍💫🐟<- me after seeing art objects imitating sardine cans

#i dont ever purchase or eat sardines but it is the siren song that pulls me in

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nexus-nebulae · 1 month

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the starving street cat headmate has discovered the smoked salmon we bought

#we now have half a package of smoked salmon #he likes. smelling it #it smells really strongly of hickory smoke it's actually really nice #he wants more but we do not want to become ill #we can't have too much meat our body struggles to digest it #bc we kind of stopped eating much meat for a few months because we kept getting sick and going in and out of the ER #and red meat is more likely to upset our stomach so we've been sticking mostly to white meat like chicken and turkey #but we're slowly trying to introduce more meat into our diet again because our protein and calcium levels are real bad #our liver isn't doing too well because of the constant throwing up or not being able to eat #so we really really have to pay attention to what we're eating #while also desperately trying to balance thinking about it as little as possible #because the more we track what food we're eating the more disordered our eating gets because we get neurotic about it #we 1000% cannot focus at all on calorie intake because it messes with our head bad #but focusing more on the nutrients gained is better so we're trying to cycle between safe foods and nutrient foods #getting more calcium and fruit vitamins and protein from things like yoghurt smoothies (with added lactase so i can eat it!) and sardines #we've been focusing on trying to find ready-to-eat meats like canned meat and refrigerated meat #to make it easier to eat When We Want/Need To instead of at set times #makes it easier to Actually Eat

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suntails · 1 year

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culinary crucible is my favorite event bc i ignore every single dish except for a 2 ingredient one and then repeatedly scavenge for the key ingredient every 20 minutes, buying the other one in bulk from the store and destroying the market for that dish. the judges will never be able to eat fried sardines again. i’ve made em 455 times so far in two days and there’s still an entire week to go, buddy

#hush catriona #i am grinding thaumarks like a madman tryna save up hoard em in a big pile to level somw SPELLS babey #ive been hoarding water books for ages. if the new year gacha where u can pick an ssr happens. its over. azul #i have enough water books to max a water ssr spell i just need the MONEY #teehee lalala fish fish fiiiiish oooo judges wanna eat fried sardines sooo bad makes em look STUPID #twst #twisted wonderland

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keirametzbrassknuckles · 1 month

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Gave my cats each a tiny piece of sardine as a treat and have accidentally triggered the War of Sardinia where they try and climb me like a tree to aquire my lunch and SCREAM when they are rebuffed

#i am eating cheese and crackers and sardines which are 2 of their favorite things #they are bereft #dw the sardine bits were carefully deboned beforehand #(totally off topic but i had these amazing dry-cured sardines in portugal #and im trying to find something comparable and coming up short every time. any help would be appreciated)

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alttxt · 1 month

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u could pay me in fish tbh

#onyx.sys #i could eat tins of sardines for the rest of my life and be happy #just had a sardine sandwich while sitting in my car's tailgate and taking in the nighttime silence #it was a sublime feeling

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cowardlycowboys · 2 months

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hiding in the bathroom but unfortunately you can not hide from smells

#omg kiera no one cares #they are eating soup and sardines and i want to vomit #it's less pungent in here but good god can you still smell it

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heartvisor · 1 year

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selling like hotcakes, allegedly

#while eating dinner i was thinking about what ultras would be funniest to draw as I mentioned in my last post #and then i remembered these two and the family boutique #honestly do kind of want the sardine dog shirt #krsketch #ultrasketch

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chiropteracupola · 1 year

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what am I going to have to do in order to free myself from this endless fish craving

#news from the cupola #given that I spent the morning just sitting there eating a can of sardines and it did not Help I really do not know anymore

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201xs · 6 months

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i always want to experiment with different cuts of meat and different types of ingredients and sauces & thats my main motivation for eventually getting a drivers license. so i can drive to the damn store and buy some chicken thighs

#i have nothing against chicken breasts i would just like to use something else for a change #unfortunately i live in a home with people who have very unadventurous palletes #my dad makes me go outside to eat sardines cause he hates the smell so much lol

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notveryshrugemoji · 1 year

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You can tell me that sardines are not part of a charcuterie board but if I’m home alone and I’m making one? It’s gonna have sardines.

#this is a sardine safe space #i also like to have it with rice + nori + vegetables #my very wealthy friend says: you eat like a coal miner on lunch break

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sol-flo · 11 months

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easy fast lunch recipe no ingredients no effort no dirty dishes

#could make egg on toast but i dont really wanna -_-#you know what id eat. id eat a delicious smoked salmon sandwich. alas most i can do is sardine

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