#I exaggerate

[gluteus-canis-familiaris]

cackling in my rocking chair at the thought of Playtone staff suffering years of work with them bigass slow computers from 1999 to desaturate and recolor the entirety of BoB because it was specifically requested by Hanks and Spielberg, only for fans to recolor what must be every shot by now for the sole purpose of giving the people Nixon's Rosy Cheeks Remastered

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

You know that thing where you fall asleep too fast and your body like jerks you awake cause it thinks you’re dying?

Well that happened to me last night but I fell asleep holding my phone so in my full body flinch it flew up in the air and smacked me in the face

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

miles being me during my classics degree:

[queer-reader-07]

bashing my head through the wall because for some reason everyone on this website seems to forget neil isn't the sole creator of good omens

[bronzetomatoes]

Girl w tics goes bowling forgets her meds forgets her breakfast forgets her water bottle 1 dead 7 injured

[peterlorres21stcentury]

I sometimes wonder if anyone in IT checks the music I have on in the background while I work. One day when they look at my browsing history somebody is going to wonder "who's the creep listening to 5 hours of Peter Lorre radio shows?" and I will be forced to admit it was me, I am that creep.

[randomnumbers751650]

My For You tab has two moods: tankie propaganda and tradcath chauvinism

[reggiemess]

Sometimes my evil little dog sleeps between my legs so I have to do the splits so she'll be comfortable.

[vampirecatboy]

player character effect, or pc effect, is when i become enamored with my current player character, and can't seem to draw anything else

it is not at all unpleasant, in fact i'm having a great time, i love my boy and he's cool and sexy and the best character i've ever made

[tohsri]

Jealousy. Jealousy filled my mind as I stared at the picture for what seemed like hours in my mind. My fists clenched and my mind filled with murderous thoughts, all came from envy. Envy? Jealousy? Anger? What was I really thinking about..? Why couldn’t it have been me, why couldn’t it have? Why did it have to be her standing next to him and not me? His hand wrapped around her waist, why couldn’t his hand be holding mine instead? Why did it have to touch such trash like hers? Filthy. Filthy filthy filthy. Does he not acknowledge my worth? Does he not care for me? I could’ve been so much better, or am I just saying it to please myself? Is there not much meaning towards the both of us? Was I mislead? Was I mistaken? Or was it all for nothing? He couldn’t have played me, he couldn’t have. Why did this have to be true? I wished, I wished it could’ve been me standing with him. How I felt the anger burn up inside me, twisting my mind further into a jumbled mess. Full of questions with no answers, why couldn’t it be…? Why, when, how? How did she get to him faster than me? Our fate was sealed together..! Or was it really.. was it really just a dream I could never achieve? Too deep in the void to reach the light above me. Too far away, or letting it slip from my grasp when I had it with me. I cherished each moment with him close to my heart, but… when I look back at it, isn’t it just him being nice? No, it couldn’t have been. He treated me like no other… then why, why wasn’t he there? Was this considered a betrayal? There was nothing between us, wasn’t there? So what betrayal could have happened… it was all just in my mind. Everything that we experienced together was just all my imagination. I want him to be happy, but I want him to be happy with me. That’s all I can ask for, really. So why was it so hard to fulfil this request of mine?

[klaxustarah]

I wonder why Kin'emon is pissed at Dragon-kind

Maybe that comes up in...20 years? Maybe?

[tuesdayisfordancing]

“what to do when the mother who instilled compassionate liberal values into you seems to slowly be becoming a conservative”

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[sleepsucks]