#I guarantee nothing

[cinamun]

It was my fault, I own it. My bad. Aight so boom....

During the backyard long lost sibling and cuzzo meet up or BYLLSACMU™, we got a great looking medium well steak, an excellent quality citrus salad and a strawberry pie that Hope baked the night before. She even made little gourmet sandwiches for the babies (and leveled up in gourmet cooking, too. love that for her).

But we decided on these bitches right here

as the cocktails for the BYLLSACMU™.... big mistake. These are drinks that actually have effects and my dumb ass didn't realize that these, chosen for the pretty flower because, duh, its spring, make the sim flirty. <- where I fucked up.

So now Eva is mad flirty like IMMEDIATELY after her first sip and is being very extra about it. Then Jayce gets flirty! Now Hope has the flirty buff, but she's more energized so that's the mood she's in (and she's energized because she's an overachiever and not only cooked all that yummy food but cleaned tf outta that kitchen).

And then it happened.....

I WAS LIKE WTF IS THIS HOPE?? But then I was like well damn, she's right.... like they haven't been intimate (except for that one time on the couch) since Jayce fell down the long lost sibling rabbit hole. He got so hyperfixated he forgot his wife's holes!

Now she wants to talk n shit

Now the reason I say its my fault is because technically, in game, Jay and Eva have no familial relationship (this is a story y'all..... fiction). I haven't gotten there yet. So Hope really just thinks her husband and this random ass woman who MCCCd to her house with a kid in tow are just conveniently flirty together..... (cardi voice) THAT'S SUSPICIOUS.

Whole time Jay....

mans just wants to have more babies and chat with his sister-in-law.... and conquer his fear of fire.

[podcastwizard]

someone post the dancing crab it feels appropriate

[luminique]

lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.

it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.

he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.

[sweetvillainjude]

There’s something so raw about the image of Cardan with his sleeves rolled up washing the blood off Jude’s hands, after he’s ruined his velvet jacket to stop her bleeding. It’s one of the moments where we clearly see how much he cares for her. He wouldn’t let the guards touch her, despite—from his perspective—not having any way of knowing she wasn’t there to kill him. On top of that, he declares to the palace crowd that Jude is the rightful Queen of Elfhame, who is not in exile, stunning everyone. And then later tells Jude that he had been terrified, not of her but for her.

“It was terrifying,” he says, “watching you fall.”

“Mortals are fragile,” I say. “Not you,” he says in a way that sounds a little like a lament. “You never break.”

Jurdan are wild because they may not have been able to verbalise what they felt for each other, nor even admit it to themselves, but it showed through their actions anyway.

[ferahntics]

Welcome back, Lagiacrus! 🐊💙

[garuye]

Jonathan quickly learns that the most effective way to get his wife to stop trying to work herself to death is to give her the big ol' puppy eyes and gently but firmly insist until he gets his way

[rubikor]

picnic time

[crystalpallette]

I like her new alt a normal amount

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

Oh and speaking of the clear plans for future games, I know a lot of people are worried about the executors being a retroactively fitted secret organisation puppeting events and I just wanna direct people to this part of the chant of light (from the canticle of silence, written by archon Hessarian based on historical records)

This is about the magisters sidereal and documents an acolyte talking to the high priest of Dumat and encouraging him to work with “the builders” (worshippers of Urthemiel, the high priest being the Architect of the Works of Beauty. Yes that Architect) to enter the golden city.

I’m pretty sure that guy is an executor, and this is the extent of the whispering and nudging. This guy did not come up with the idea of breaking into the golden city, he did not tell Corypheus to break into the golden city, the old gods (or, the evanuris through their archdemons) still whispered to make it happen to achieve their goals. The magisters still did it out of their own desires. There was just also another guy who, for his own purposes, was encouraging this and giving tips to make it happen.

Executors did not tell Loghain to abandon the fight at ostagar, or start a civil war. They just might have encouraged his paranoia by mentioning why the wardens had previously been banished. He still acted on his own accord.

Executors did not tell Bartrand to steal the idol and go insane, but maybe they told him about an interesting site in the deep roads (note that the teaser doesn’t imply the executors were involved in Meredith and orsinos nonsense at all).

Ive spoken about this at length before, but this isn’t a secret organisation puppeting things from behind the scenes. They appear to have a clear goal (get to the blight) and have nudged some specific events to favour them getting that goal (break into its prison, allow it to run rampant without warden intervention, bring the key to its prison back into play, possibly twice since it’s not clear who told the guy who removed the idol from the statue how to do that) and basically failed every time.

This isn’t secret over the seas illuminati secretly responsible for every problem we’ve faced. They’ve meddled with events we have seen in the past, but everyone still acted of their own free will and they’re not going to turn out to have been the villains behind everything all along.

[heyimkana]

Kana, I can't stop thinking about clit fiend Jinwoo who is absolutely obsessed with your pussy. He can't get enough of your musk, your taste, and the way you melt against his mouth as he traces his tongue along your slit, two fingers pumping in and out of your soaking cunt while he polishes your puffy little clit with the pad of his thumb.

You aren't even safe from him after he comes home from a raid. He's always parched and desperate for your wetness, seamlessly tugging your panties and shorts down in one feel swoop before enveloping your clit in his warm and eager mouth.

"Couldn't stop thinking about this perfect pussy the entire time I was away, princess. Fuuuuck, tastes and smells so damn good. I wish I could just live here forever, making you cum over and over again."

You momentarily parts from your throbbing pussy, his mouth drenched with your slick. His eyes are blown out, crazed.

"You'd like that, wouldn't you angel?"

You whimper at the loss of stimulation and eagerly not your head; you'd do anything to have that wicked and wonderful mouth back on your core.

The serene cobalt blue of his eyes suddenly shifts into an all-consuming shade of amethyst.

"Atta' girl."

😩

COURTNEY I'M SCREAMING WTF??????? OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD I NEED HIM SO BAD

PUSSY DRUNK JINWOOOOOOOOOO RAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[croquettish]

Fandom: KCD

Pairing: Hansry

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 8,296

Hans is nine years old the first time he hears the tale of Lancelot and Galehaut from a wandering French minstrel.

Chapter 1/5

[mephoj]

also now that its been confirmed in your face that the contestants literally could not leave the island if they wanted to can everyone shut the fuck up about taco. she has no life outside of the show to return to, no way of leaving, and the only other people on the entire island, the only people she has to talk to at all, view her as this great evil and want nothing to do with her. genuinely What is she supposed to do with that. what other options did she have other than continuing the behaviors she's known for, or confronting everyone eventually? was she supposed to just rot away alone in the forest or what

[mtreebeardiles]

Every so often I’ll see interpretations of Liara’s N7 armor display as creepy/obsessive behaviour — and that’s a fair interpretation! But it got me thinking about my own interpretation and, well

It kinda makes sense, doesn’t it?

Whether you romance her or not, she still has that armor display. The archaeologist. Displaying the armor of someone Important™️, someone whose most recent importance was downplayed by the Alliance — support for Shepard’s Reaper theory was waning, the Alliance sent them off to more remote spots, Alchera happened…

Liara is first and foremost a student of history, and an Asari one at that. She’s trained to see those patterns of history, and knows a legend when she sees one — beyond whatever else Shepard may have been known for before ME1. And in the aftermath of Alchera, I’m sure she got her first real experience with how humans, and the Alliance in particular, will try to bury or gloss over inconvenient truths — if they can be bothered to acknowledge those truths in the first place

They didn’t memorialize Alchera until Shepard was back, two years later. They didn’t want to keep a spotlight on Shepard, on why they were even out there. But Shepard didn’t stay buried, and, well, maybe other ghosts wouldn’t either

All this to say I personally see Liara’s display as her own way of honoring Shepard as a historical symbol, as someone Historically Important™️, and part of that history is a part the Alliance wanted to forget, was happy to forget until they couldn’t anymore

But Liara wasn’t going to forget, and she’d make sure galactic history broadly wouldn’t, either. And in ME3, she takes that conviction one step further, seeding Shepard’s story, the story of the Reapers, all throughout the galaxy

That just reads as more narratively consistent to me, anyway 🤷‍♂️

[ganondoodle]

okay now this is a different kind of way to ask for suggestions but .... i really do love drawing horses/centaur like creatures but theres isnt much space for them in my projects (my OC stuff doesnt involve centaurs except possibly a few demons that have some of those features since they are very diverse in appearances but its hard to make them fit to the rest of the characters- and i dont want to make up characters for projects im not gonna use them in, like the totk rewrite doesnt require much of those designs for example)

so would anyone be interested in letting me design a centaur/lynel for them? especially when theres specific animal inspirations for build and color?

[jackattack20writes]

So having spent a couple days thinking about it and also before I get into it I do just wanna acknowledge how it’s entirely reasonable to take issue with how Lalah was presented in the latest episode of Gquuuuuux. But I do think that with the context of Gquuuuuux Lalah staying in the brothel is incredibly important for what Gquuuuuux is trying to say. So a common thread for all the OYW/Gundam 79 vets shown in Gquuuuuux is that they’re stuck in the war. They haven’t been able to move past it, Challia’s still searching for char, Gihren and Kycilia are both still in the wartime fear of assassination and weapons development emphasised by Xavier saying they haven’t even met since the OYW and Lalah has stuck herself in the brothel waiting for char to come save her.

And topping it off the assumedly char character seems to still be trying to kill the Zabi’s and they’ve all been searching for the rose of Sharon this entire time. But all of them have made this choice and I believe that Lalah in this episode, similarly to how Zeon and the brothel have been used, is intended to emphasise this point further.

Like Kycilia and Gihren have chosen to continue on researching new weapons of war and preparing for a civil war by choice, sure it’s the prisoner’s dilemma but it’s still their choice. Similarly Challia rather than trying to actually do something to kill the Zabi’s like he and char planned has spent the last decade and a half searching for Char. Same with Lalah, rather than escaping either with Machu or any time before that she’s waiting for Char to come save her. And this is important because so much of Nyaan, Shuji and Machu’s story has been about finding a place for themselves. And just like how Anqi and Xavier and Deux are the worst possibilities for them, Anqi a jaded woman who trusts no one and is willing to sell people out once they lose their usefulness, Xavier a soldier whose sold his ideals and personhood for alleged safety, and Deux a girl who sacrificied everything in the name of experiencing the Kira Kira, the veterans are similarly advisory tales.

Challia is the man who gives up everything he cares about in the fruitless search for someone he’s centred his whole life around, Gihren and Kycilia show the downfalls of plunging into the war machine for a purpose no matter how noble you think it is, and Lalah is similarly to Challia the consequence of tying your worth to someone else. All of which are possible ends at current for really only Nyaan and Machu but still relevant to my point. These are all people showing potential end points for the protagonists and yet also advisory stories about why they shouldn’t end up like that

Like last ep Xavier basically was just making a case to Nyaan about why she doesn’t want to stay with Zeon and would rather go back to her friends just like how in this ep Lalah while also being a big exposition dump was showing Machu that she was right in taking grasp of her destiny when she did with the Gundam. Because otherwise she’d be stuck suffering waiting for someone else to save her.

This sort of thing is also why I am extremely confident Nyaan and Machu aren’t being set up to be Charmuro 2.0, the show is putting so much effort into showing how badly these people have suffered because of their inability to find good places for themselves where they truly thrive I A. Don’t see the show saying that yes the place for NyaChu is the exact same place that two other adults that suffered greatly from the same generation inhabited 40 years ago and B. I think it’s far too bleak an answer for a show that I think is at its core one of positivity. Like firstly it’s kind of insane to make a show at least partially aimed at teens and say their place in life is to die in a toxic Yuri explosion but also I think that with the subtle parts of it’s portrayals for Nyaan and Machu the show is giving a lot of grace to the idea that teenagers are smart enough to figure it out if they’re given the space to figure it out. And so I doubt the ending at its core character-wise for Nyaan and Machu at the very least will be not much more complicated than the two of them finding the space to figure out who they are and moving beyond the failings of Zeon and the Federation.

Likely together and depending on Shuji’s state at the end with or without him, as a very direct contrast to Charmuro they’ll either move past the loss without blaming each other and just accepting that he’s gone and filling the space he’s left with each other. Or they’ll, like in ep 7, show that Shuji isn’t something that’ll come between them, their bond is ultimately stronger than both of them having feelings for the same boy (likely because they have the same feelings for each tier too.)

Although I do also have to say at the end of this that with only three episodes left it’s entirely possible that they just completely fail to actually deliver on tany of this and instead it devolves into some multiverse bullshit but I do think I’m at least accurate with my read on Lalah. Because while I’m only part way through Utena from what I’ve heard and read about it the victimising inherent to certain roles that’s discussed in that anime is very similar to what’s going on with Lalah in Gquuuuuux and that by seeing the visions of char and Amuro and the OYW she’s relegated herself to this role as someone to be saved and taken away her own agency and this is supposed to be a bad thing for her to do. Similarly to how Challia has lost himself in the search for the red comet and failed to achieve anything that he and char talked about doing.