#I had to put Todd and Kelsey in this...I had to

[theoriginalgayever]

This dynamic

This dynamic.

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Hi!! Sorry for not posting in a while, been dealing with a pain flair that's been going on for almost an entire month. But hey!! I've got art for yall!! It's the 'canon, fanon, your design' thingy!

Im putting these beneath the cut bc i am an absolute hater, and these might be a jumpscare.

Also not gonna really talk about canon since it feels obvious. It's in order from yougest to oldest!

Fanon Elizabeth:

12 yrs and older

Blonde or brown hair, never just ginger

Bullies crying child

Heinous bitch

Inspires her dad to kill

Daddy's favorite

Spoiled brat

Will throw a tantrum over anything

Homohobic

Circus Baby obsessed

Only cares about her dad, ice cream, and Circus Baby

Doesn't have green eyes, even though that literally ruins her whole entire thing with Circus Baby and her eyes changing to Elizabeths after possession

Constantly caked in make-up

Hates Michael

Is in complete control of Circus Baby

Uses her death to acomplish her goal of world domination

NOT EVEN NAMED ELIZABETH

My Elizabeth:

Elizabeth Lacie Afton Jr

3 in 1983, and 5 when Circus Baby kills her

Ginger

Likes playing with CC

A babyyyyy

Doesn't know anything about queer people, and doesn't care (listen, as long as you're nice to her and her loved ones, then you're her friend)

Honestly i think she idolizes Mike

Desperately wants to interact with CC and Mike's friends, but is either always in daycare or kept inside the house (William says it's for her 'safety' (liar))

Absolutely obsessed with Hello Kitty and Strawberry Shortcake

Mike gave her the mangle toy :3

Tries desperately to people please

Constantly seen rocking back and forth

Gifts both CC and Mike bows (in life and death)

Prefers cats to clowns, although she likes both

Feels like she has to be seen as independent and 'cool' to make friends

Her favorite colors are baby blue and strawberry red :3

Likes to draw with Mike :3

Has the LOUDEST footsteps

Cannot STAND the sound of fluorescent lights

Views the Emilys as a second family, and is incredibly close to Sammy (he's also 3 in 1983) :3

A huge yapper :3 (especially when her pacifier is still in)

Eats Mike's hair >:3

Doesn't fully understand that Mike is bullying CC, just kinda views it as 'Mike's way of interacting with CC'

Hates medical smells

Also hates having her teeth brushed, no matter what it always hurts

AuADHD baby (shes not diagnosed)

Steals things without realizing

Loves the music Mike has from his cassette players (it's metal) :3

Chubby babyyyyyyyy

Favorite holiday is valentines

She mimimimi's when shes asleep

Fanon CC:

Chris Norman Osborn Evan David Garrett McNally Billy Adam Gregory Joe John Noah Joseph Jeremy Todd Ness Michael Ned Kevin George Eva Gabriel Liam Aaron Ethan Oliver Benjamin Louis Jeff Calvin Chase Ben Justin Fredrick Timmy Kyle Felix Brooks Franklin Jeff Jack Tommy Lincoln Kenny Kelsey Dan Louie Daniel Nathan Barry Rory Edward Edwin Ivan Timothy Gus Jake Vincent Junior William Jr. C.C. Crying Child Bite Victim BV WASD Jr. Afton

The most annoying little piece of shit you have ever had the misfortune of meeting

A complete and total coward and utter pushover

Loses his frontal lobe

7-14 yrs old

Deserved his murder

Hates Michael

Really talkative

Blonde

Dating Nightmare, Sammy, Gregory, and/or Cassidy

Doesn't matter

Dead or wtvr

My CC:

Cassidy Abel Afton

Turns 7 during fnaf 4

The bite injuries his temporal lobes

His favorite color is teal! :3

Wants to be Mike's friend, but is convinced he hates him

Moderately deaf in both ears, and uses hearing aids

Aquatic and bug autism (is diagnosed, and roughly a level 2(in a modern sense))

Views Psychic Friend Fredbear as sentient

The thing he saw was multiple springlocking

Carebears kid, Funshine Bear is his favorite

Favorite animal is hammerhead sharks

Doesn't like holidays

Aroace (just like me frfr)

Really wants to wear his hair in pigtails, like how Michael does Elizabeth's hair, but is too scared to actually ask Mike, so he'll just sit right by Elizabeth while Mike does her hair and stares until Michael gets the message and does his hair too

Wobbly babyyy

PBA disorder

Despises the cold

Is usually the "it fucking wimdy" meme

Sleeeepppppppyyyyyyy babyy

Somewhat short for his age

Likes hanging out with Jasper (freddy mask bully) a lot

He honk shoo's when he sleeps

Fanon Michael:

M'Kay, so there are two very distinct Michael's. The one I have shown above (bad Michael), and the "good" Michael, who is a white twink who can do no wrong and is perpetually the same fuckable age (and has probably been assulted by one of the tormentors(usally freddy bully, who they "coincidentally" make black in their au))

Micheal Troy Terrance Hunter Afton

Homohobic, racist, misogynistic, kicks puppies and punches babies in his spare time

15 yrs old and up

Hair is split dyed blonde (And in the ugliest fucking way too)

Dripless

Hates Crying Child with a burning passion

Wanted to kill his brother

Hates Elizabeth

Worse than his dad, the active child murderer (because god forbid abuse victims)

Is Eeviiiiilllllll

Constantly aggressive

Has a spray tan when he ends up as "good" Michael, but when he's bad Michael, his skin is that color naturally

Has no friends

The coolest guy on the blcok

People at school fear him

Fuck boi extraordinaire

Turns back into a normal (white) human color post scopping because "ReMnAnT" so that he's still conventionally attractive

A pyromaniac

My Michael:

Michael Cain Afton

14 in 1983

Adores his siblings, bullies Cassidy bc he's an abused child mimicking what's been done to him

Him and the other tormentors are considered freaks at school (think kids who hiss, growl, and bark at people, kids who wear tails and ears, kids who play 'wolves/warrior cats', etc.)

They attach eachother's backpacks to each other to not get lost :3

The tormentors were quite literally his only friends, until they all said fuck it and started dating each other (they're a polycule, ong, they told me themselves)

Has vitiligo

Stays purple after being scooped (he's funner that way)

Needs glasses (farsighted)

Actually really quiet around people he doesn't know

Not evil, just, yknow, a child neglect & abuse victim

Mike becomes a Sonic kid as an adult >:3

Felix the Cat & Heathcliff kid

Not a pyromaniac, just knows that most ghosts die with fire

Says his favorite color is red (its pink and periwinkle)

Favorite holiday is Halloween

Is the "it fucking sumny" meme

Trying to dress Alternatively, and cannot afford it

CANNOT & WILL NOT shut up about pirates

An absolute garbage disposal when it comes to eating

Is really good at Art, Science, History, and English in school

The 'weirdest' of the tormentors

Tallest tormentor

He made the gang's masks himself! Then the others added their own 'spice' to them

Has braces

He has the LOUDEST snore in the family, like you could probably hear him 2 states over

[ember-owlet]

ohhh mr blue 🥺 such a sad but sweet song…do you have a favorite character or any agere headcanons for them? todd and mr peanutbutter would be great cgs (although maybe not together or their kiddo would get stuck on a flaming rollercoaster hahaha), hollyhock is a trauma regressor and i think todd would actually be a flip bcs he does have that childish side to him and would enjoy expressing it with someone who won’t be mean or judge him about it and i think sarah lynn isn’t a regressor necessarily but she never let go of her childhood dreams after everything she went through and when she had the time she would definitely like read space books or architecture books and stuff and imagine things differently…eep sorry for rambling hehe hope ur doing well

you never have to worry about rambling here firelight, when it comes to headcanons or interests i love to hear what you have to say! i know that its hard to find a space to share age regression headcanons for nicher fandoms/shows so i'd never want to dampen that enthusiasm. (and these are some AMAZING headcanons!! i especially love flip todd, i'm glad everyone agrees that he'd be a good cg but he is also the silliest guy. you are also 1000% correct, mr. peanutbutter and todd are a dangerously chaotic duo to keep a little one safe.) /gen

aa thank you for asking!! my favorite characters have always been princess carolyn, todd, diane, guy, and beatrice (for all the same reasons someone would like a "villain", she's a deplorable person and mother but a beautifully written and flawed character).

i realized i'd never fully put down my headcanons to notes before regarding the show, and if i wrote every single headcanon i had this post would be a novel so i made a chart/drabbles! have a wonderful day yourself and i hope you're staying safe.

personal headcanons/rambles under the cut, nothing formal but spoilers for the entirety of the show ahead:

i hope i got everyone, but these are the main ones!

caregivers:

guy

diane's cg, also a familial caretaker for sonny. just the best guy!!

judah

princess carolyn's cg! he is fully aware of how stubborn she can be when regressing to a teen and is just there to make sure she doesn't get hurt.

corbin

honestly one of the most stable cgs (/lh /pos),, in another universe he would've been beatrices' cg and supported her to get help for her trauma.

charlotte

mama cg all the way, she takes care of penny through her vent regression and truth be told her and herb used to be caregivers for bojack once upon a time.

biscuits braxby

a caregiver through and through, for some reason i used to daydream about her taking care of a regressor after the bojack interview and reassuring them that she would make sure they were safe.

ralph

personally, in terms of cgs i think ralph was princess carolyn's cg while they were together, and the role being taken over by judah once they get married as princess carolyn would be hesitant to regress around anyone else (vulnerability to her is scary!!)

vanessa

canonical mother for the win!! she just gives judgemental coworker that means well but would take care of someone if needed (but doesn't mean they're getting out of it without being teased a little)

kelsey

another canon mom!! she just seems really sweet and means well despite her firm demeanor when working.

flips (cg! lean): todd

beloved!! personally i don't see him as a parental caregiver, but definitely is one of the silliest and laid back caregivers out of the bunch. i could also see him regressing if the environment were relaxed enough but always in a middle headspace. herb

okay. hear me out. i just KNOW herb would've been a good caregiver for bojack along with charlotte, i've been thinking about this for a while now but i really think they'd have been such a healing dynamic for bojack as parental cgs. during that time in his life they were his favorite people even if charlotte knew about how awful he was.

rutabaga

i purely put him down for my friend who had talked about him being a caregiver,, i have no idea what she sees in him but to each their own. /nm /lh

flips

honey sugarman

ah yes one of the most tragic characters in the show. honey to me is a flip purely because i think she became an involuntary regressor after her lobotomy. i am purely going by headcanon than science but i assume losing so many of your functions as an adult would cause her to go to a more simpler state (either by choice or not) to forget the pain of losing crackerjack.

princess carolyn

my favorite flip (/j /lh) to me she already is a canonical caregiver when taking care of so many of the other characters in the show over herself (and being a mother to ruthie). but, if she truly trusts someone enough she'll regress a little to unwind and feel like she can take back her childhood after growing up WAY too fast with cutie and her siblings.

flips (regressor! lean) :

hollyhock

precious girl,, i can totally see her being a teen regressor or cool older sister as a caregiver, i almost was tempted to add her to the babysitter pile as well since her caregiving is a very relaxed style. she relies mainly on her dads for comfort (especially when having flashbacks from living with bojack) as well as having an accepting friend group to let her feel child-like around them.

paige sinclair

totally random and a hot take but i adored her character. she was just so passionate about her job and of course pushy but its the same reason we love princess carolyn. i think baxter would mainly be her caregiver but i think when she is caretaking her style is very whimsical.

pickles

my sweet girl,, totally a regressor with endless energy and interests to keep herself entertained. mr. peanutbutter would do his absolute best to calm her in most situations but after a while let her emotions run their course.

regressor:

bojack

i do not trust this man caregiving for anyone. (/hj)

i don't think he fully understands what regression actually is but tends to fall on habits of wanting someone to care for him and only truly regresses when in an emotional state that brings him back to childhood (aka vent regressing).

most of his long-term partners have seen a form of his regression and have taken on the role of a caretaker.

the only other person that has understood him in his regression without putting a name to it is diane. they're just naturally child-like at times and they don't mention it further than that.

diane

at first didn't understand the concept of regression and thought it was "weird" until researching "inner child healing" to help with her ivy tran novel series.

the only person she truly trusts to fully regress around is guy and he is more than willing to take care of her and make her feel loved and appreciated (she's his beautiful salad bowl /lh)

sarah lynn

my sweet girl pt. 2

even if she doesn't know what regression is i just want to give her a happy childhood,, she deserves to be an architect!!

the way she held herself in the that's too much man episode breaks my heart every time and therefore she is my child now!!

penny carson

my sweet baby girl pt. 3

charlotte is more than willing to be a caregiver/mama again, helps her work through the trauma and grief of what had happened between her and bojack but gives her the space she needs to feel in control of certain situations and then a gentle hand to hold her.

i also think penny wears her mom/dad's oversized sweatshirts to feel safe and comforted when having flashbacks.

beatrice

another character that deserved better!! and to have better coping mechanisms!!

loves to play with a very specific doll that she keeps close to her heart, as well as large elegant dresses that she loves to feel the fabric as she twirls and dances in

in an au that i have corbin and her got married, and though he can't heal her past he is a very stable figure in her life and assures her that she can in fact open her heart to loving again.

babysitters:

mr. peanutbutter

i believe he genuinely wants to help when others regress and becomes extremely enthusiastic about hearing that you can be tiny around him, but is nowhere near responsible enough to be an actual caregiver.

just as distracted as the little one, and just as easily persuaded to get them what they want

anna

will watch a regressor if they paid her (/hj).

was bojack's babysitter in-between takes of secretariat, but wasn't a lasting relationship.

keeps him in line when he becomes fussy or throws a tantrum, but ultimately forgets to also reassure him and that leads to further emotional outlashing.

crackerjack

beatrice's big brother babysitter!!

at least once in his life he's snuck her an ice pop/ice cream to let his little sister have a taste.

wanda

a positive and fun-loving babysitter, was possibly one of the kindest caregivers that bojack had when regressing (and also the one that let him get away with the most).

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The Gilded Age's Broadway Divas: Agnes van Rhijn (Christine Baranski)

Christine Baranski plays the curmudgeonly head of the van Rhijn household who always has a sharp word for everything. A bastion of Old New York, Agnes detests change and challenges to tradition.

In contrast, Christine Baranski has had a long and illustrious career in the theatre, even before earning mainstream recognition in movie musicals such as Chicago (2002 - a delight), Mamma Mia (2008 - an icon), and Into the Woods (2014 - the highlight in a dismal movie). In the theatre, she has taken on seven of Sondheim's finest works to much better success, including the original pre-Broadway workshop of Sunday in the Park with George (Clarisse, later named Yvonne), regional productions of Sweeney Todd (Mrs. Lovett), and the exquisite Encores! production of Follies (Carlotta) alongside Donna Murphy, our Mrs. Astor at large.

Christine is a two-time Tony winner for Best Featured Actress in a Play for The Real Thing and Rumors. We all know her iconic Tanya Chesham-Leigh of the Mamma Mia cinematic universe, so you'll forgive me if I neglect those performances in this list.

#1: "A Little Priest," Sweeney Todd (1999)

With Sweeney Todd raking in over $1.7 million weekly, let's start with one of many Sweeney Todd productions that's just so much better than what they've got going on at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre these days.

The act one closer is considered by many as Sondheim at his lyrical best. A comedic killer of a number, nailing the intricate lyrics would give even the strongest theatre veteran anxiety (I have seen many a delightful disaster and brutal butchery of this number), but Christine does so with aplomb.

This performance alongside Kelsey Grammar as Sweeney is from the 1999 Reprise! L.A. 20th anniversary concert production at the Ahmanson Theatre. Three years later, Christine would go on to reprise her role as Mrs. Lovett at The Kennedy Center opposite Broadway's leading man Brian Stokes Mitchell. Also featured in this production is another Gilded Age actress, but more on that later.

#2: "Everybody Wants to Do a Musical," Nick & Nora (1991)

Based on the book/film/tv Nick and Nora Charles, this musical is infamous for being one of the most notorious flops in Broadway history. It had a then-record breaking preview period of 71 shows, and closed after just nine performances, proving not even an all-star cast (including Joanna Gleason, Chris Sarandon, Debra Monk, and Faith Prince) and creative team can make a hit.

Here, Christine plays Tracy Gardner, a fading starlet whose comeback is threatened by an untimely murder. There's really not much that can be said about the plot, but if anyone wants me to recite an oral history of everything I know about this flop, DM me.

It's a miracle we even have a cast album to commemorate this...special show. A full bootleg can be found HERE on youtube, if you want to see this masterpiece for yourself. I can't imagine why you'd want to though.

#3: "A Fact Can Be a Beautiful Thing," Promises, Promises (1997)

Once again proving her comedic chops, here Christine plays a one-scene wonder barfly named Marge MacDougall in the 1997 Encores! production of Promises, Promises opposite Martin Short. The height difference really elevates the comedy. Her character shows up for one scene (and a half) and in every production, has stolen the show. You can see why. The number really has no plot value, but it's perfect in every way.

A note: Encores! for those unfamiliar, is a series of limited run concert-style productions put on by New York City Center. It was originally conceived 30 years ago to highlight hidden gems and forgotten pieces, but has included more mainstream shows in recent years (y'know, to keep the lights on).

Incidentally, Christine is not the only Gilded Age actress to take on this role to great success. The other actress has a...wildly different approach to the role. But more on that later...

#4: "I'm Still Here," Follies (2007)

I love Follies. I would commit atrocities you cannot fathom to have seen the 2007 Encores! production of Follies, starring fellow Gilded Ager Donna Murphy as Phyllis, Victoria Clark as Sally, and featuring Christine Baranski as Carlotta. Here, singing one of Sondheim's greatest hits, Christine plays an aged former Follies girl whose big number was cut, but is happy to serenade her audience with it now. My kingdom for a high quality bootleg of this show, please someone must have it.

Full disclosure: this is not my favorite rendition. That honor goes to Elaine Stritch in the Sondheim 80th Birthday Concert. But this one is damn good, now that I'm reviewing it. It showcases Christine's fantastic vocal and acting abilities, and that's Sondheim for you.

In 2015, Christine would go on to play Phyllis in the Royal Albert Hall production of Follies. And I love you, Christine, but you are a Carlotta through and through.

#5: "Welcome to the Theatre," Applause - Kennedy Center Honors (1997)

This past week, Christine Baranski honored opera diva Renee Fleming at the Kennedy Center Honors, but that was not only time. In 1997, she was one of three mega talents honoring the gorgeous, the glamorous, the golden girl from the Golden Age of Hollywood, Lauren Bacall.

She opened the tribute with a song from Bacall's Tony-winning Applause, a musical based on All About Eve. Side note: people have divisive opinions on Lauren Bacall's singing voice. I love it.

While Christine's isolated performance can be found, I elected to link to the full tribute so you can all enjoy this delight. Following Christine is my beloved Bebe Neuwirth, and the late Ann Reinking (singing songs unrelated to Lauren Bacall, but fuck it). The final trio of all three women is the stuff of my dreams. I need you to witness it too.

Bonus: "Hot for Howie"

Nothing I can say will add to this. I'll just let the song speak for itself.

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2023 in Review 3: the Katie Krew

The Katie Krew did not start out to be a krew.

When I first started thinking about getting back into dolls, I happened on a discussion of Creata's "clones" from the 1980s. Like a lot of fashion doll lines of the late 20th century, it's unclear how much the dolls were actual clones and how much they were simply fashion dolls doing their own thing. The rock 'n' roll Creata line, for instance, was probably a clone for Hasbro's Jem & the Holograms. But the Creata Flower Fairies? Much less clear.

Really unclear on its clone origins is the 6-1/4" doll at front left, with dark curled hair, wearing her karate practice outfit over a red striped top. That's Creata's "Today's Girls" Hillary. "Today's Girls" debuted several years before Stacie was a twinkle in Mattel's eye, but long after Todd and Tutti. There's really no Mattel niche that these dolls match! They were definitely also used as little sisters for the Flower Fairies, but mine was sold as a little equestrian (foreshadowing Kid Kore's horse riders).

My first Kid Kore Katie happened because I was researching Native American clone dolls (there were a lot in the 1990s). I bookmarked on eBay a cute and cheap brown-skinned doll with dark braids -- the doll now sitting in the front row wearing checked shorts and a blue and pink jersey, waiting for her hair to be rebraided. That's a Dancing Brook, the "little sister" of the Heartland families. She is now officially called Brooke.

Then it was a no-brainer to get a Rosa Lee, the Romani Katie. She's the curly haired brown girl behind Hillary, wearing a flowered dress.

The golden-blonde Katie, now named Isabelle, came as a lot with my Black(ish) 2002 Jodi, along with the brunette Katie that was shorn and flocked in titian to become Ben. Isabelle is at middle right, wearing an aqua gingham cowgirl outfit with gold trim. Ben is perched above her in khakis and a red and aqua sweater. (Katie originally had a brown-haired dude pal (Todd clone) named Kyle, who was also dressed in western wear as Pistol Pete. Kyle is hard to find, and it was more fun to make my own younger brother for my redheaded Kelsey.

Bette Mae, the brown gal with lots of straight black hair, wearing the pink striped shirt at middle left, is my second Dancing Brook. She's named for one of the leaders of the Seminoles in Florida, as I decided to have the two Dancing Brooks come from different tribes. She arrived with a large lot of vintage Katie clothes, which is why everyone here except Hillary has shoes!

Katies are absolutely, positively a direct competitor with Mattel's Stacie. They appear in a sister pack in 1992. However, Katie has a slightly younger sister, Carla, who was being sold as "Girls Club" before Stacie launched. Carla had a Katie head mold on what sure looks in photos like a Creata 6.25" body like Hillary.

The Katie Krew proved so compelling that I got rid of my 1990s Stacie and Whitney dolls, who'd once been major thrift finds (but Stacie had worn the same outfit for 10 years, so my enthusiasm wasn't as high as I thought). I'm still a little on the fence about Bette Mae, but every time I put her next to Brooke, I notice subtle differences in their face-up and decide she's uniquely adorable.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

from reddit bjhm what do you think about bojack?

I think s1 to 3 earn their 11 episode but s5 didn't as it had bj get blazed for weinstein liking the show s5 was a correction ti people liking bj in s4 so to me s5 bj addiction to pills feels forced I a way that wasn't organic to tell audience don't idolize  boj I agree with that  but no one else Gets called out pc deserves a call out too 

Pc forgess his signature he gets a boss who assaulted him and  then  after breaking his back pc gets him a doc who can put him on happy pills to keep working  .  he gets overworked om set thar looks like home witha brokenback doped up on pills.  This is whatthey did to judy garland force her on pills while working.  So bojack spiraling and hurting Gina came off forced to me when they're let down by the industry I can't hate him for it knowing of he got bedrest and not made to keep dancing it would have been avoided it's why I hate pc inviting  him back to hollywoob in s6  still enabling him

.  S3 did it perfectly he's preparing for the Oscar deep down he knows he didn't deserve it but ana and others are getting him hyped for this if he gets an Oscar surely he'll be something great .   Pc loses him kelsey he fires her he's stlll around ana his abuser and hype man. Diane  comes to comfort him it's a bust ana dips his abuser he tried to form a connection gone. Pb saves him  and 2 seconds he's happy someone loves him but he's not a Oscar nom it's a lie todd rightfully decided to say fu so bj isolated himself from his friends tried to have a relationship with hid abuser it all crashes down he's miserable he want a high remember Sarah lynn invite to party.  This felt earned to me while s5 was done out of fear from a predator so the storyline comes off less organic to me..

[gutsfics]

thinking about Bojack Horseman for some reason even though its been at least a month since i watched any substantial amount of it. have a little headcanon

i think in season 1 episode 8 The Telescope, after Bojack and Diane leave Herb's house, Tina finds Todd semi-passed out on the lawn and he tells her what happened so she brings him inside to check for a concussion (Todd does Not concuss easily) and to let him wait for a cab to pick him up bc uh. i think at this point while Todd still trusts Bojack he's maybe a little aware that there's a chance Bojack has Fully forgotten him there, for the time being at least

Herb, while upset w Bojack still, offers for Todd to stay the night in his guest room bc a) Todd is just some kid who's got nothing to do with it and b) i think he'd just straight up like Todd kinda like how Kelsey does. they end up talking until Bojack realizes he left Todd there and turns around

i dont think Todd would purposely visit Herb, but tbh i can kinda see like. for whatever wacky Todd hijinks reason, he's just Near the clinic Herb does his chemotherapy in & Herb invites Todd to sit w him during today's session

i think Herb's death and funeral were harder for Todd than he realized. like he and Herb werent close by any means, but he did enjoy those conversations he had with Herb. and also living w Bojack probably wasnt a super great place for him to process big any emotions so he probably just like boxed it away to worry about later & then by the time he does get around to processing it, it + all the other shit w Bojack he's been putting aside to deal w later have just kinda grown out of control

[lonelyfanboy48]

Steven Universe Of The Creek Chapter 15 Steven And The 10 Speeds

Steven and the group arrived at Ramp City where they witness Cannonball riding his bike on one of the ramps. Upon witnessing Cannonball’s skills, Steven remembered his time riding his bike when he met Connie for the first time. But he was riding on sand on the beach and not in the forest, or creek in this case.

“When you said something about gem powers, what kind of powers do you mean?” Omar wondered.

“I can turn into a fourteen year old…mainly the same size as you all.” Steven answered.

“Did you have that power the other way around?”

“Yes, but it hurts. I’ve turned into a baby after holding it for too long.”

“It really shows that growing tall needs more time.” J.P. commented.

When Steven looked at Cannonball again, his bike was smaller than his old bike. Even if he didn’t bring along his bike after leaving Beach City, he may be able to borrow his or his friends' bikes for permission. After Cannonball went past the finish line, he stopped right away with his group, 10 Speeds walking up to him with their leader.

“Awesome.” Handlebarb smiled while looking at the timer on her phone. “You’re almost close to breaking your record from last time.”

“Just a couple seconds behind.” Warpspeed added.

Cannonball smiled as he got off his bike. He didn’t need to try hard like last time but he couldn’t keep his mind off of what happened last night. “Hey!” Omar called to the attention of 10 Speeds.

“Oh.” Cannonball took notice of Steven. He made his way out of the ramp track once Craig’s group walked up to them. “You’re that guy from last night.”

“Was he that guy you mentioned earlier?” Todd replied.

“He doesn’t look like anything I’ve had in mind.” Warpspeed commented.

When Handlebarb put away her phone, she went with the group to witness the person who was in the storm from last night, and that creature who fought him. “I can’t say he’s that bad, but the whole shield thing appearing from thin air…I’m not buying it.” She spoked.

“You know, just because you didn’t see what happened last night doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.” Steven took it well.

“That's true.” Cannonball agreed.

“This is Steven.” Craig introduced his new friend to 10 Speeds. “He wants to get to know the creek and he’s gonna stay for a while. He wants to check out Ramp City.”

“Huh, a newcomer and a tourist?” Handlebarb smiled. “While I’m not buying about his…shield, but for a tourist, we should give him a first try.”

“Extreme stunts?” Steven wondered.

“And dangerous ones as well.” Kelsey added.

“We do a lot of stunts at Ramp City.” Warpspeed filled in, as he pointed at the course. “There’s a lot of ramps to perform stunts, each bigger than the last.”

As Steven and the group looked at the course itself, Steven found it impressive. “You all do a lot of stunts. I’ve seen bike olympics during my travels.”

“But do they do stunts if they have ramps?” Handlebarb added.

“No.” Her and 10 Speeds said.

“Then again, the Olympics forbid extreme stunts…and ramps.” Steven awkwardly giggled.

“Where’s your bike?” Handlebarb asked.

“Sorry but I don’t have a bike.”

“Not to mention that he’s too big enough to ride any of your bikes.” Omar added.

This gave Cannonball an idea for what he can do for Steven. However he had to remind Steven that there’s a set back. “You all wait here, I’ll be right back.” He went back to his bike to head back to his house to get something for Steven.

While the two groups wait for Cannonball, Handlebarb keeps her attention on Steven himself. She looked straight at Steven’s shirt after what Cannonball mentioned about his gem. “Can you show me your gem?”

“Yeah, we wanna see it.” Warpspeed added.

“Okay.” Steven replied. “Then again people are gonna ask me for that.”

“We just started to get used to it.” J.P. said.

Steven lifted his shirt up slightly to show 10 Speeds his gem. They looked closely at it but it still doesn’t convinced Handlebarb. “I found it hard to believe this…gem would be magical.”

“It feels like it’s shoved in there because you have a big belly button.” Todd commented.

“There are so many things you don’t know about me.” Steven recalled. “Granted I don’t blame you for not believing it, but there is always more than what meets the eye.”

“Trust me, it will change your mind forever.” Craig added. “It changed my mind.”

“Yeah.” Steven giggled while letting go of his shirt. “I’ve changed a lot of minds, but it had nothing to do with my gem.”

“We'll see about that.” Handlebarb replied. “When Cannonball comes back, you’re gonna race with us.” She lifted her hand up for a handshake to which Steven reciprocated.

For the next five minutes, they waited for Cannonball to come back. Craig didn’t expect Steven to be in a race with the 10 Speeds. Granted it’s not for competition, but he’s aware that the leader wants more proof of Steven’s gem.

Soon, Warpspeed noticed Cannonball biking through the trees but slowly with another bike that’s attached to his. “He’s almost back.” He pointed to everyone’s attention.

When Steven looked at what Cannonball had from behind, it was a bike, but a tandem bike for two people to ride on. As he arrived back at Ramp City, he presented everyone with his bike he borrowed back at home.

“This is my tandem bike that my dad and I ride on from time to time.” He replied. “However I couldn’t find a normal bike for one person.”

“Cannonball, even if tandem bikes can do more speed, It isn’t possible to perform stunts.” Handlebarb replied.

“Especially lifting a bike that size.” Omar pointed.

“I can still make it work.” Steven walked up to the bike while turning to Craig. “Craig, can you take the second seat?”

“You want me to ride with you?” Craig also walked up to the bike.

“It’ll be our first activity together.” When he looked at the 10 Speeds again, he whispered into Craig’s ear. “Let’s show them what speed really is.”

“Ohh…” Craig catched on. “Okay.”

In the starting line, Steven and Craig in their tandem bike are next to 10 Speeds with their bikes. J.P., Kelsey, and Omar waited next to the finish line to witness the bikers passing them by.

“I don’t know how you’re gonna do it, but don’t get your hopes up on reaching first place.” Handlebarb replied.

“We can still beat you even if you work together.” Warpspeed added.

“I would probably reach last place, cause I know I’m not faster than all of you.” Todd added.

“Don’t worry at the very least, you at least tried.” Cannonball added.

Steven didn’t take those as compliments. With him handling the handlebars from the front, he can’t wait to blow them away once the race begins. However Craig placed his hand on his head with the effects from before returning.

“Craig?” Cannonball looking straight at him. “Are you feeling alright?”

“A little but I can still do this.” He responded.

Meanwhile, a drone appeared from the sky with a camera attached from the bottom. It was further away from Ramp City to prevent any attention while the camera lens zoomed in on Steven and the others.

“Ready.” Handlebarb preparing to pedal. “Set.” Right at the moment, Steven’s gem glows, preparing to use his gem powers. However Craig’s eyes turned pink when he opened them again, witness pinkess again. “GO!”

Steven turned himself pink as he pedaled. With his super speed, he pedaled past 10 Speeds right after leaving the starting line. Craig somehow manages to be part of Steven’s powers but mainly his eyes that change his perspective.

“Craig, we're gonna be jumping out of a ramp, be prepared to do a stunt.” Steven and Craig jumped off the first ramp of the track as Steven spread his legs apart right before he landed on the track. Craig couldn’t react in time with his eyes being part of the problem. With them reaching another ramp, they jumped off while Steven lifted his hands up. However he didn’t turn to see Craig from behind, who’s still holding onto his handlebar at all times. 

They landed on the ground as they reached the last ramp before the finish line. Craig moved his head to see what's in front of him. But with the pinkness, he kept holding onto his handlebar to keep himself from falling off. Even while using his pedals from behind, Steven’s power is what’s controlling his speed despite not being a gem himself.

When they jumped on the final ramp, Craig accidently lifted his body up in the air while Steven did the same. He didn’t jump however, as if his body was made out of air like blowing a balloon. “Whoa!” He reacted while witnessing his perspective upside down in pink. The drone captures the two lifting themselves higher in the air.

They finally landed on the ground after they sat down from their stunt. They went past the finish line while their friends were stunned in disbelief. “Holy cow.” J.P.’s jaw hung open.

From the starting line, Cannonball, Handlebarb, and Warpspeed didn’t move an inch after what they witnessed. They even saw Steven and Craig up in the air with Steven’s gem powers come into play. “Now do you believe it?” Cannonball spoked.

“Yeah, definitely believe it.” Handlebarb responded.

“He definitely beat my record.” Warpspeed added.

As Steven got off his bike, Craig’s vision went back to normal the moment he stopped. “It really felt like we were speeding like Slide The Ferret but at pink speed.”

“That’s because it was my gem powers.” Steven smiled. “It really comes into use whenever I’m late to something.”

As Craig got off of the bike, his friends walked up to them. “That was awesome!” Kelsey cheered. “You two were up in the sky!”

“To tell you the truth, if you were in extreme bike sports, people would have to rely on replaying what you did eighty five percent of the time.” Omar commented.

“You're right. If there’s one thing I have than bike stunters is more speed…but I would be disqualified if they find out about my powers.”

As the group laughed at each other from Steven and Craig’s bike performance, the drone flew away, capturing everything that happened but it was far from done. “So can I pick the place we should go next?” J.P. wondered. “It’ll be really fun.”

“No problem but we should probably let 10 Speeds know about my speed power.”

“Yeah, they’re definitely not gonna sleep knowing that their records have been broken forever.” Omar commented.

But before they headed to the starting line, Todd passed the finish line. “I made it in second place!” He cheered. “I’m no longer in last place!”

As he went past the group, it took them by surprise. “You definitely made one biker happy when it came to hope.” Craig smiled.

“Guarantee this is the first time one of them will experience last place.” Steven finished. “But then again, first time for everyone and everything.”

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

random dialogues for that Dead Horse Club AU

that au where bojack dies instead of sarah lynn and she’s the one who redeems herself

“bojack? bojack?”

“oh, i’ve never been healthier! how are kyle and the kids?”

“i don’t know if i should attend the funeral,” “why don’t we find out together? it’ll help us feel less shitty, right?”

“diane, i-it’s okay--” “but y-you’re crying too!” “because i miss bojack as well!”

“i can’t not have him in my life, alright?”

“ah yes, this just in: bojack horseman realizes he wasn’t nominated for an oscar and proceeds to overdose on himself”

“did you just insult your own son at his funeral?” “why don’t you tell me how to treat my son when you have children of your own, kitty? the nerve of you to want children! the nerve of any mother to love their sons!”

“you’re diane nguyen, right? the one behind one trick pony? i was just wondering if you know anything else from bojack horseman that could...uh, help me?”

“oh, it’s you.” “i don’t think we met before, miss” “let me guess--your mother, right?”

“not gonna lie, bojack’s mom is a bitch but she does make some wicked coffee--tastes just like the diet pills i  take”

“bojack did what?! no no charlotte, no”

“why the hell am i still in love with him”

“in memory of my good friend bojack, i’m gonna go back and focus more on acting! sarah lynn’s musical career is being put on hold tonight!!! ”

“i feel like the fire inside is being put out by all this...dark ass liquid; feels like water, looks like tar”

“herb kazzaz,” “diane nguyen...obviously” “you’re the one who wrote that memoir, right?” “yeah...” “well, you’ve inspired me”

“to be fair, sarah lynn called me since she didn’t know how to set up a funeral. i didn’t know how either, so i sorta just winged up” “todd, you do know there are funeral homes, right?” “why would a funeral need a home?”

“hey, there’s a teen horse that looks kinda like bojack!”

“kelsey, have you considered directing a tv series instead?”

“i’m considering changing agents”

“i hate feeling this shallow, but i just need this book out, y’know?” “i feel you buddy”

“i just wanna know if you can take up the part, sarah lynn” “look kels, i’ll do anything for the show--dye my hair? sure! get another boob job? nothing to worry about!” “i’ll...try not to push you too hard”

“oh my god sarah lynn don’t ever do that again!”

“you missed the oscars, and then you kill bojack? i didn’t raise you to be such a disappointment” “whatever, mom”

“by the way, one of the janitors found your phone; it had been recording for a few hours. i suggest you give it a good hard listen” “thanks, officer”

“‘sarah lynn? sarah lynn?’”

“did i do that?”

“i thought bojack overdosed on the heroin with his name on it” “oh yeah, i lied about that” *holds phone in the air*

“this party looks so beautiful--bojack? bojack!”

“herb, i want to get out of here; i-i quit!” “you can’t quit sarah lynn! the song is so simple, i’ll teach it to you! bojack, joelle, and bradley? they’ll all be singing it soon, and you will too!”

“why couldn’t you stay alive for me? for 17 minutes?!”

“sure, you couldn’t save me, but could i have saved you?” “is that why you jumped? y-you just gave up?? never even bothered to look halfway down?!”

“in the event that you find yourself drowning again, you better remember how to swim”

“i have to do this or else what happened to bojack would’ve been for nothing!”

“i loved bojack because he was so much like me, but i don’t think i wanna be like him anymore”

“it’s so scary to mess up--suddenly the crowd’s out to eat you like a murder of vampires”

“so, i can be happier if i cut bojack out of my life?” “i mean i did and got better, but i know that won’t be the same for everyone”

“no more bojack and no more sarah lynn!”

“from now on, you will call me sarah himmelfarb! y’all can go fuck yourselves!”

[feelthepainofdodick]

What Did I Do? (D.D. Imagine)

Request! HELLO, CAN YOU DO AN IMAGINE WHERE THE READER AND DAVID ARE JUST STARTING TO TALK AND FEEL EMOTIONS TOWARDS EACH OTHER BUT KELSEY (I know, very specific) IS SECRETLY JEALOUS BECAUSE SHE LIKES DAVID SO SHE AND STASS SET SOMETHING UP (I don’t know what) TO TRY AND GET THE READER TO BE MAD AT DAVID AND END WHAT Y’ALL HAVE AND THE READER LEAVES IN TEARS BUT EVENTUALLY THE READER AND DAVID REALIZE WHAT HAPPENED AND CONFRONT THEM? I don’t know if that made ANY sense but GOOD LUCK AND THANKS!

Notes: SO. I was writing this request and it just got so long! I wasn’t expecting for this to be so long! So I’m making a second part to finish it. A two part-er. Thank you to the anon who sent this in and I’m sorry this took me so long to write, but! I seemed to like your request so much that I couldn’t stop writing. Much love, Julie

Word Count: 1846

Tonight was like most nights, you went to David’s with a bunch of the other vs members to just hang out. Tonight’s hangout also happened to include some Instagram models and other random people you knew from a distance. You and David had been flirting back and forth for a while now and only recently went out on a date. None of your friends knew much, but they knew you both were into each other. You left the party early tonight to get some sleep because you had a meeting early next morning. At the end of the night it was just David, Zane, Todd, Scott, Kristen, Olivia, Stass, and Kelsey. They were all sitting around the fire pit outside, drinking some beers, casually talking when Zane said something to David.

“Hey David. How have you and (Y/N) been doing?”

“What do you mean?” David questions.

“You know! You guys like each other right? Have you gotten anywhere?” He insists.

David blushes. “We’re talking. I like her a lot. We actually went on a date the other night.” He leans in closer to Zane. “It was so great dude. I’m so into her, but we’re taking things slow.”

Zane nudges Davids shoulder. “Damn baby! Good for you. You go and get it!” David shakes his head and chuckles. What David didn’t know was that Kelsey was listening in on their conversation. She was so angry. How could David like her? I’m right here and so madly into him. I deserve him! Not her! She thought.

She went home that night with Stass and told her about David and (Y/N). Kelsey pouted and whined about how David doesn’t like her. Stass suggests, “Why don’t we mess with them a little. Get the soon to be couple to not be so soon?”

“How?” Kelsey cries.

“There is this part in one of my favorite books where the male lead has some photos taken of him from years ago when he was a playboy and fucked around with everyone. But then they resurfaced as ‘new’ when he was in a committed relationship with the female lead. She saw these photos through the press and was so convinced it was him and that they were recent that she didn’t even talk to him about it. She left for days. What if… we do the same thing with David and (Y/N). We make a photo shop picture. Show it to (Y/N). She becomes passive aggressive towards him because they’re thing is so new. Boom... No more David and (Y/N).” Stass explains.

Kelsey stares at Stass thinking about whether she actually wanted to do it. She simply nods and they begin planning.

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Multiple nights later…

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You were back at Davids for another one of his get-togethers. You sat on the couch surrounded by vlog squad members and Instagram models. You walked outside for some air when Kelsey walked out as well and sat next to you.

“Needed some air too?” She asked.

You nodded.

“Sometimes David invites too many people.” You grin.

“David loves having people around him. He thrives around a crowd. But I get you. I can’t always be surrounded by so many people.” You say.

Kelsey makes a tight-lipped smile. “Right…” She starts looking through her phone as you stare off into space enjoying the fresh air. Until Kelsey gasps.

You snap your head to look at her. “What happened?” You asked concerned.

She just looks at you and turns her phone towards you. You lean in and stare at the screen in front of you. You saw David, in a club of sorts, in a VIP section with a girl straddling him while in a heated make out session. The caption read - David Dobrik found making out with mystery girl. Liza forgotten? You leaned back stunned and thought, is this real? That’s so clearly him but that’s so out of character for him. I see that with my own eyes. How could he do this to me? I know we barely started talking but I thought we had something… I guess not. 

“Hey are you okay?” Kelsey said after you saw the picture and said nothing. “Crazy right? Never saw David as the type.” She chuckled.

“Yeah me neither… Um.. Kelsey, I’m not feeling too good. If anyone asks, I went home.” You say now feeling like you wanted to curl up and have a good cry.

“Okay! I hope you feel better.” Kelsey said with fake concern.

You walk away from the backyard towards you car all the while, Kelsey smiling behind you knowing she won this round.

You had no desire to talk to David after seeing that picture that Kelsey showed you. You ignored his calls, gave him short snippy text responses, haven’t been back to his house since the party, and didn’t want to film with anyone for the vlogs.

Carly, Erin, Jason, Natalie, and David were all sitting at his house trying to come up with filming ideas when the conversation veered towards the topic of you.

“Hey, where has (Y/N) been? I haven’t seen her in days and I thought you two were a thing.” Jason asks.

Carly and Erin nod in agreement. “(Y/N) was just telling me a few days ago how things were going good between you guys. Taking it slow, enjoying the fun things.” Natalie says.

“I don’t know. She hasn’t answered my facetime calls and barely answers any of my messages. I don’t know what happened. We were good at the party and then she just disappeared. I thought she might be going through something? I was going to go over to her apartment when she answered me but she hasn’t yet.” David says sadly.

“I don’t think anything bad happened. Erin and I just asked her this morning to do a sit down vlog squad gossip video tomorrow and she said she would love to. We are supposed to met her at her place tomorrow.” Carly said.

“Shit… Did I fuck something up? What did I do? I am really into her and you guys know I can be dumb sometimes.” David looked at his friends hoping they would have an answer. They all shrugged.

David was now worried and could not get it off his mind. He filmed all day with his friends and went back home just as confused. What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? He racked his brain, retracing all the moment you had together, trying to thing of where things went wrong. He started getting angry because he couldn’t think of anything he did wrong. I can’t let her be angry at me for something I don’t even know about! I have to confront her. How can she not even talk to me about whatever she is mad about? He was now pacing across his bedroom. You know what? I’m just going to go to her apartment right now. He looked at the clock. Midnight. Shit. Maybe I should wait til the morning? No! No David. Go get your girl. He grabbed his keys, ran over to his car, and drove all the way to your apartment.

He was standing outside your door debating whether or not to knock. He laid his forehead on the door. Suddenly the door opened and David jumped back. You stared at him with a bag of trash in one of your hands and your apartment keys in the other. He stood there, mouth ajar, staying dead silent.

“How may I help you?” You said feeling all the angry and sadness bubbling back up.

He snapped his head back like he had been hit. “So you are angry at me?” He asked.

You sighed, already feeling emotionally exhausted from the feeling of a fight coming on. You walked back into your apartment leaving the door open so he knew to come in. You put down your trash, walked over to your sofa, and patted the seat next to you. He obeyed. When you both got situated, you began talking.

“David. I like you, a lot. And I know it’s too soon to expect anything from you but I thought we had a good thing going. I understand if you want to see other girls but that’s not the way I like to deal with things. I’m a one ride pony. I-” David interrupted.

“What makes you think I want to see other girls?” He questioned, genuinely confused.

“David… Don’t lie to me. I saw the photo.” You sighed.

“I have no idea what you are talking about.”

“David. I saw the photo. Kelsey showed me the photo of you making out with a girl. Don’t get me wrong. I thought it was pretty weird you were doing that in public but I saw you. It definitely was you.” You explained.

“(Y/N). I have no idea what you’re talking about. I didn’t make out with a girl, let alone in public. You have been the only person on my mind since we started talking. The little moment we have together. The date we went on was one of the best dates I’ve ever had. I genuinely haven’t been able to get you off my mind. I have no idea what Kelsey showed you but it’s not real.” David confessed.

You tilted your head in confusion. “Umm? What. Are you serious? But I saw you… Kelsey showed me.”

He grabbed you by the shoulders and looked you dead in the eyes. “I wouldn’t do that to you. I know we haven’t established anything officially but I like you a lot and wouldn’t do anything to mess that up.” You melted and smiled slightly.

“You really like me?” You asked shyly. He grinned. “I really do.” You smiled so big it hurt. Then frowned. “Oh god what now?” David asked.

“Then what was that picture that Kelsey showed me?”

That’s when David had a light bulb moment. “She just told me yesterday in the car with Jase that she likes me. I told her I didn’t like her like that. Maybe she made that picture so she could show you and drive you away.”

You face-palmed. “Of course she did.” You shake your head in disbelief. “I can’t believe she would go to those lengths to sabotage this.”

David jumped up from the couch suddenly angry. “We can’t let her get away with this! She almost ruined what we had! What if you decided when you saw that picture that it would be the end! What if you didn’t want to share why you were mad at me! This could have ruined a good thing! We have to go talk to them. Let them know this is not okay.” David was now looking at you for some sense of confirmation.

You were slightly startled by his anger but also found it hot that he was so passionate about what you both had. “Let’s do it.” You said suddenly swept up in his desire for justice.

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To be continued...

[dobrikburrito]

dirty secrets pt. II, d.d.

words: 2.9k

requested by anonymous

have you considered doing a part 2 to dirty secrets? like ending with them getting nearly caught, I want more lol & continuation of dirty secrets where the squad finds out david and reader just fucked?

disclaimer: it is late but it is here. there’s fluff, there’s smut, there’s a little bit of angst. it’s fun for everyone. am I cooking pt. III bc this was too long? maybe. 

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“Okay, let’s do this.” Jack said, positioning himself a few feet from the pool. “Just do that again, come out of the water and then up the pool.”

I closed my eyes and held my breath, diving in the water from the pool of our Coachella house. My hair was completely wet… as was the crop hoodies and desert shorts from the new fanjoy collab Vlog Squad merch. Once I rise, the water drips from my hole body, as I hold myself onto the side of the pool to sit by the edge, looking straight at the camera.

“That was… perfect.” Jack said. “It looked amazing (Y/N).”

“That will look amazing on the montage.” Zane commented, loving the scene.

“Thank God we have Jeff and (Y/N) to sell the merch. Can you imagine if it were just me? We’d be doomed.” Jason joked and everybody laughed.

“Oh yeah, because this isn’t awkward for me at all.” I laughed, clearing my eyes from the water.

“What do you mean just Jeff and (Y/N)?” Todd asked, hands on waist, outraged. Jason shrugged.

I was laughing at their interaction, when I felt my skin burning. I looked around only to see David staring back at me, smiling and biting his lips. I looked away and smiled, trying my best to keep our little act together.

Since the party, we couldn’t keep our hands off of each other. There wasn’t a day where we didn’t secretly met and fucked. We decided to keep it a secret from all of our friends, which required some skills to achieve. After barely making out unnoticed from the party, with some lame-ass excuse that only worked because everybody was hammered, we were smarter and strategic about our sneaking around. We developed signals and little hints. Making sure our dirty little secret was only ours to keep.

Natalie gave me a towel to dry off, since I was freezing a little. “I desperately need to change clothes.” I told Natalie and in that moment David smoothly entered the house, headed to the one room were Jack was storing boxes of the new merch.

“Yeah, there’s dry ones in the merch room, everybody got the ones we stored in the living room already.” Natalie suggested, mindlessly.

“Oh okay. Yeah, that’s a good idea. I’ll be right back.” I told Natalie, smiling softly.

I walked calmly to the inside of the house, but as soon as I turned left to face the hallway, I ran for my life. Laughing as I found the right door, I opened it only to find David’s hand grabbing mine and pulling me inside, quickly closing the door behind me. Our bodies collapsed and his hands were on my face, pulling me to a kiss, where I couldn’t help but keep smiling.

“I’m literally making you all wet, baby.” I whispered to him, kissing him back.

“Oh no, that’s my job!” David laughed and I felt his tongue sliding into my mouth.

We found a wall free of boxes and packets, David masterly took off my hoodie and shorts in a split second. “You’re getting better at this, quicker.”

“I’m good with my hands,” He stated as he kissed my thighs from the knee up.

I nodded, “I’m one to tell.” I bit my lower lip, crossing my fingers in his brown messy hair.

We discussed previously that since literally all of our friends were in this house with us for the whole weekend, maybe we should keep apart and not call attention to ourselves. In the end, it was only three and a half days. We could do it, right?

Wrong.

We arrived four hours ago to the house. Posted some Instagram stories. Played some volleyball. Changed clothes to the new merch, filmed endless bits for David’s montage. Took pictures to advertise the merch later. All of the VS protocols, you might say. Needless to say, when I saw David wearing the desert shorts, I sneaked him into his room and got down on my knees.

We didn’t even last four hours. Three and a half days? Yeah, no.

“David, you need to stop looking at me that way. You know what it does to me.” I whispered and closed my eyes when he took off my panties and started licking me. “How am I supposed to keep my hands to myself that way? Oh. OH.” He hit some right spots and I pressed my hands on his hair, harder.

“I can taste what my look does to you, actually.” He teased. “It’s really good.”

“Son of a… Oh.” He resumed his business, knowing exactly how to make me tic.

David positioned one of my legs over his shoulder, giving him more liberty to, well, basically destroy any sanity I had left. The wet and warmth of his tongue hitting just the right places in my clit was giving me a quick build up, which raised even more when I felt his long fingers inside of me. My hand went straight to my mouth, biting the back of my index finger to keep myself from moaning. I circled my hips on his face and he hummed, always loving when I did that, specially when I sat on his face.

Took me a second to reach my orgasm and any strength I had left in my legs were quickly gone. Luckily, David was clever enough to hold me tight by the waist, leading me down to the ground, on top of him. I fell by his side, smiling happily, giggling when he made his way on top of me, kissing my face, lips and neck.

“You look amazing when I make you cum, did you know that?” David whispered to my ear, biting my neck softly. “Even more amazing than when you looked all wet with my merch.”

“You did like that, didn’t you?” I laughed to myself. David nodded, now kissing the valley of my boobs.

“I might not even put on the montage, because I’m jealous of it.” David smiled, knowing exactly how my reaction was gonna be.

“You wouldn’t dare! You know how hard it is to do that and not look like a gumball?” I looked at him, caressing his face.

“You’d never look like a gumball.” David chuckled, giving me a quick peck.

“Wait until the third day of Coachella, you might change your mind.” I joked back.

David changed his shirt to a dry one and left the room swiftly, firstly hearing if anyone was outside and then making a run for his room. I took my time to dry my hair and put on another pair of shorts and some t-shirt. When I made my way out to find everybody, they were still out playing and eating some food that Jason was preparing.

Then Coachella happened, all of us got drunk, danced, walked around from stage to stage, took a bunch of pictures together and had the time of our lives. For the whole first day, David and I spent mostly apart, which was a fun change of pace, because by night, even if we were exhausted from the festival, we’d be texting each other and sneaking out at 4 am to be together somewhere where no one would see us.

Honestly, a part of us were loving being together but the adrenaline of sneaking around and maybe getting caught was giving it an extra thrill. We didn’t want our friends lurking around and asking us a million questions about relationships since we didn’t wanna label anything or ruin this amazing thing we have.

On the second day, though, the girls and I spent the morning getting ready together, helping each other look our best. Not to suck my own dick, but I looked gorgeous, as well as my girls Nat, Cass and Kristen. Needless to say, it annoyed the hell out of me when despite our mutual arrangement of keeping a distance, David spent his day with Madison Beer, Kelsey and Stass.

And I couldn’t even bitch about it to my best friends.

“Oh, you’re in a mood. What’s up with you, girl?” Kristen noticed my grump.

“Nothing,” I said, like a spoiled child.

“Are you 5 years old?” Kristen laughed at me.

“Yes,” I frowned, then laughed with her. “I’m tired, my feet hurts, that’s all. I really want an iced coffee, but I’m trying to manifest it coming to me instead of me walking all the way over there.”

I was great at excuses with most people. Not David, though. He always read right through me. That happened when the little time we spent together inside the group bus after the festival, he asked me something and I barely answered.

I met him outside the house at 3:45 am. I lied down on the grass, looking up to the sky and seeing the stars, something that was hard to see in Los Angeles. David made his way to me and lied by my side, but instead of looking at the stars as I did, he kept looking at me.

I didn’t really say anything about his arrival, “Are you gonna tell me what’s been bothering you?” His fingertips ran through my arms, giving me chills. It’s hard being mad when my body doesn't even follow.

“I can’t.” I told him.

“Why not?” He kissed my shoulder.

“Because if I do, I’m just gonna look like I need to be put into an insane asylum.” I stated. David laughed at me, even though he seemed unsure if he could without making me more upset.

“If it makes you feel any better, I already think you need to be put into an insane asylum, so anything you say or do won’t change anything.” He told me, affective and cute.

I tried really hard not to smile. “I’m going to scare you away.”

“Are you a serial killer?” David asked me, pretending to be serious and furrowing his brows.

“No.” I raised one brow at him, confused at his question.

“Then you’re not scaring me away,” David was destroying any angry bone in my body. I was now back to being my normal pudding self.

“God dammit, you make it really hard to be angry.” I hid my face in my hands.

“Just tell me, please?” His hands caught mine and caressed it. I sighed and nodded.

“Maybe I’m a little bothered by the fact that your day was filled with Instagram Models and Pop singers.” I shrugged, rolling my eyes to myself.

David chuckled. “I was just staying away as we agreed.”

“Yeah, but… I thought that would be around Jason or Dom.” I whined and David laughed louder.

“So, the girls are the problem.” David nodded and messed his own hair. “Okay, I get it. If it were the other way around I’d be bothered too. But honestly, I was just trying to get some content for the montage. I’d rather just have been with you.”

“Did you get any good shots at least?” I touched his face and caressed his skin.

“Not sure, maybe one or two. I’ll probably just walk around with Jeff tomorrow and make him be dreamy and stupid and that will be the montage.” David chuckled, leaning his face on my hand.

I laughed. “Honestly, if you put Jeff doing the most random shit in the world, the viewers will still absolutely go nuts.”

“That’s true.” He smiled at me. “Are we okay? Do I get to kiss you now?”

“I was hoping you’d do worst things to me than that Dobrik,” I bit my lip and pulled him closer by the collar of his shirt.

It was all dark outside, everybody was sleeping. Having him all to myself was enough to get me wet. I was wearing just an oversized merch shirt and panties, which earned me an approval growl when David slid his hand under it to find my boobs. Pulling the shirt up, he put his mouth on one of them, sucking and biting and licking. His left hand spending some time on my other boob, but then sliding down, feeling my body, taking my ass in his hand and groping, pulling me closer.

I loved how at this moment, there was no rush. There was desire and fire, but we could take our time and feel everything. The chilly night weather and the fact that someone could walk in on us was a trigger, but at this point we didn’t really care. David’s mouth found my neck and then my lips, which he continued to kiss intensely, making me breathless of how much feeling was there in his lips and tongue. His hand found my panties, which he slid into and started rubbing my clit, teasing me. His hair was soft on my hand, but I wanted to tease him too, so I found his already hard dick pulsating inside his pants. I took his whole length in my hand and slowly stroke him, competing on who could be the bigger tease.

David one-upped me, thrusting into me with three fingers, which made me moan in the middle of our kiss and made him smirk. Bastard. I bit my lips, pulling him back to the kiss, wanting him more. His curled up fingers inside of me knew how to read the one spot that would corrupt me. As payback, I jacked him off faster, but he was winning by a mile. I bit his lower lip and he moaned, softly, he liked a little bit of pain.

My pleasure was rising fast and he knew, he could feel it in his fingers. “You’re so fucking hot and you’re all mine. Every piece of you is mine to do whatever I want with you and to make you cum as many times as I want.” His whispers in my ear were filled with breathless sighs and growls.

As I was about to reach, he stopped and as a reflex my hand held his arm and my nails carved into his skin. “David…” It was a warning and a beg.

“Shhh… Be a good girl (Y/N).” He bit my collar bone.

In a swift movement, he took me by the waist and pulled me on top of him. Arranging everything, he moved my panties to the side and let his cock out of his pants, positioning himself on my entrance. “I want you to ride me, (Y/N).”

I barely could say anything, as my body easily slid down on his cock and I felt him filling me whole. “Fuck.” I whined in pleasure.

David sat down on the grass to help me ride him, both of his hands on the back of my thighs to give me the support I needed to come up and down on him. First slowly, then gradually getting faster and faster, the positioning allowing him to reach even further inside me. I managed to pull him back to kiss me again, but that lasted a couple of seconds since my moans were taking the wheel here. His kisses went to my neck, sucking it, my head fell back, giving him room.

“Fuck, baby. You’re so good to me. No one rides me like you do,” He praised me and that just made me even hornier. He kept motivating me to go harder and faster, kissing every bit of skin he could. “Yeah, just like that, feel me all inside you.”

His praises were rusky in his deep tone, faded with deep sighs. He slapped my ass, which earned him a louder moan. He loved how responsive I was to everything he did and how, just like him, I loved a little pain. 

I kissed him again, harder and more desperate, as I was reaching my climax, that way helping him come undone as well. I rode him faster and faster and then slower and slower. Finding my own rhythm back down from that high. Once we were done, both breathless and sweating, I kissed him softly and fell beside him on the grass, chuckling.

Todd had the worst headache, which woke him up after a couple of hours of deadbeat sleep. He found some Advil in his bag, but his water bottle was empty, which made him whine and get up, sleepily walking towards the kitchen. He tried to fix his hair, which was all over the place, without much success, and his eyes were barely able to fully open. 

He found the kitchen, opened the fridge and got himself a cold bottle of water, then after a few sips he swallowed the pill. Walking outside of the kitchen, he faced the yard glass door. Everything was dark, but far on the grass bit of the yard there was something moving, something he couldn’t exactly tell what.

“Is that a coyote?” Todd asked himself, frowning.

Quietly, he opened the door and lurked in the shadows, trying to figure out what the hell was happening there. He took a couple more sips of water, until his eyes were used to the darkness and started to give form to whatever that was.

The movements were steady and repeating. Then it hit him. Someone was literally fucking in the house yard in the middle of the night. “Holy fucking shit.” Todd whispered.

“Is that...?” He squinted to try and find out who that was. The girl was on top, clearly, and then she fell onto the grass and Todd saw the guy fixing his messy hair. “David?” His eyes went wide. “Holy shit, but wait… Who the fuck is that?”

Then he put two and two together, realizing that there was only one single girl at the house with that length of hair. “Oh my fucking God.”

He couldn't wait to tell Jeff.  

[youtubethewhatnow]

R.E.M.- David Dobrik

You knew David and you were good friends, that was a known fact that everyone in your group knew which you didn’t mind. The problem was only Corinna and Natalie knew about your crush on him, something you didn’t feel like you’d get over anytime soon. It was getting worse due to the fact that David constantly wanted to be around you and only you, something you didn’t expect but you weren’t complaining. 

You were just confused.

“Hey (Y/N) do you want to go out tonight? Just you and me again?” David asked you hopefully, Corinna trying to keep her grin from appearing on her face as she saw you blush. You nodded your head, not knowing what to say at another one of his forward invitations. David was never like this with a girl he liked, you knew the other girl had to make the first move due to David being so unsure of himself.

This didn’t stop you from doubting yourself either, David just wanting to hang out with you could simply be because he liked your company. This is what you convinced yourself of, even if Natalie disagreed completely with your statement. Always so sure that the way he looked at you wasn’t how friends treat each other, you could agree with somethings they said but that didn’t mean anything else to you.

“Where are we going?” You asked David with curiosity as he took a water bottle out of his fridge, soon joining you at his kitchen island. “Here why go anywhere else?” David asked you honestly, he was right you guys had the most fun at his place usually staying in his backyard to roast marshmallows or try to beat each other at ping pong. You usually won which was strange because he was really good at the game plus he was extremely competitive, meanwhile you didn’t mind either way.

““Oh wait did you want to get-” David started before Zane, Kelsey, Cindy, and Stass came into David’s house with a loud conversation already started. You rolled your eyes which luckily David didn’t see but that didn’t mean Kelsey missed you rolling your eyes at mainly her. She had been coming on strong onto David for a while now annoying the hell out of you, she never could take David’s no for an answer.

Cindy was more quiet about her crush on your best friend but that didn’t stop your dislike for her, especially since she always seemed to embarrass you in front of him.

“David what do you want to do for your birthday? We’ve all been debating on the best way to celebrate it with you” Stass genuinely asked before waving hi to you. She was the one person out of the Instagram model group you seemed to like the most, plus she actually had somewhat of a personality. “I haven’t even thought about that yet, you guys can just surprise me” David casually replied before sitting next to you. 

Everyone soon just gathering around in the living room after taking their shoes off, your quiet night with David most likely ruined since there were already people at his house. “So (Y/N) what’s up?” Zane asked you before sitting down crossed legged on the floor right in front of you. You just shrugged your shoulders before talking to him about a school assignment you were working on, the people in your group project irritating you. 

“What’s up guys!” Jeff announced himself to the room with Cody, Todd, Scott, and Kristen in tow. The group taking off their shoes before joining everyone else in the living room, soon making you uncomfortable. Not that these all weren’t your friends, just that getting everyone out of David’s house before it was time for the two of you to hang would now be damn near impossible.

“(Y/N) can I talk to you for a second?” Corinna requested of you as soon as she came up to you, you soon nodded your head before heading to David’s guest bedroom which was basically yours at this point. “Do you want me to get all these people out of here so you can hang out with David?” Corinna asked, noticing the uneasiness in your face.

“No these are all of our friends, well some of us and I just can’t tell him yet. I can’t go up to him and be like “excuse me um, I love you” who starts a conversation like that” You complained before sighing. That’s when you heard a knock at the door, your body freezing as you told whoever it is to come into the room. The tension slightly released from your body when you saw it was only Kelsey and Cindy, but your irritation definitely rose. 

“What are you guys talking about?” Kelsey inquired, raising an eyebrow up at the two of you while Cindy looked between the two of you. You rolled your eyes at the two of them causing Cindy to scoff at you while Corinna stepped up beside you showing that she had your back. “Just stuff, I’m sorry but it’s none of your business” You politely told Kelsey before giving Cindy a fake smile.

This time it was Cindy’s turn to roll her eyes at you and soon stepping in front of Kelsey, making sure her presence was known. “Listen we both know that you have a crush on David, while it’s cute and all, like honestly if he rejected us like why would he go for you” Cindy stated while Kelsey giggled. You were annoyed that they would even say something like that to you but they were absolutely right, they were some of the prettiest girls you had ever come across. 

“Well for one she has an actual funny personality and two she is actually stunning so I suggest you take your asses back to David before I kick your asses” Corinna stepped in, looking at Cindy with just as harsh of a stare she was giving you. Cindy and Kelsey turned to each other before smirking and walking out of the room, you thanked Corinna and walked out of the room with her. Not without a promise of talking about everything else later, soon the two of you were laughing together about something that happened over the weekend.

“So you think this is funny?” Kelsey stated through tears as she held her cheek in her hand, Cindy getting ice with the help of Zane in the kitchen. “What?” You asked before she pulled her hand back to reveal a gash in her face while Cindy complained about her headache. You quirked an eyebrow up as you saw her put more pressure on her face to stop the bleeding, everyone else in the room looking at the two of you.

“We didn’t do anything honestly” Corinna simply defended the two of you, while you looked at the two gobsmacked that they would even try to pull off this. Stass shook her head at the two of you before helping her friend while Zane came back with Neosporin. “If we did anything there would be blood on our hands at the very least” You defended yourself while crossing your arms across your chest.

“You guys could’ve washed your hands” Cindy retorted back at the two of you, holding an ice pack against her head and wincing in pain. “In 2 seconds we literally walked out right after you” Corinna argued while raising her voice. Soon the four of you were in a full blown argument, Natalie even joining since she knew where this was going and wanted to defend you two. 

“Enough!” David shouted in the middle of all the yelling, he looked furious but it wasn’t at the people defending you or you. It was at Cindy and Kelsey, soon David lead you all outside where everyone inside could all get some sense of peace. You knew your friends and they definitely wanted to hear what was being said, making them gather at the doors where David gave them an angry look. Everyone soon going back into the house, David soon turning back to the five of you with an explain look. 

“David why do you even hang out with her, she’s so lame and literally makes everything about herself” Kelsey started, accusing you of basically being a horrible person. You saw David’s face and it wasn’t too pleased at Kelsey’s comment, making you slightly giddy. “Really? At least I don’t go around bruising myself” You replied under your breath making Kelsey glare at you with the meanest look you could’ve ever pictured. 

Soon you all got into another argument causing David to sigh, yelling at you all to stop it again before he continued. “What is this really about Natalie?” David asked assistant and friend, she was really bad at lying and you knew that it all pretty much was going to be aired out now. She looked at you for confirmation that she could say your secret, you nodded your head hopping it could all just be over with now. Even if you lost your friendship with David, at least you wouldn’t be at war with Instagram models everyday.

“David you know how Cindy and Kelsey like you for some weird reason” Natalie started, David giving a soft “hey” before she continued with her speech. “Our dear friend (Y/N) feels the same way” She finished off before gesturing to you like some prize at a game show. David soon looking at you with a look that you couldn’t decipher but soon it turned into a smile, causing a rush of giddiness into your being. 

“Is this true?” David asked you, you knew it was now or never and honestly the never thing seemed plausible but you knew you the big secret was out already. “Yes I really like you David. I don’t know why you but my heart decided that you were kinda it for me” You admitted to your best friend before he came up to hug you, a smile plastered on his face. 

“You know I like you too, honestly I like you a lot more than I’m willing to admit” David confessed, Kelsey and Cindy both rolling their eyes before walking into David’s. Corinna and Natalie smiling at each other before going in, knowing that their work was finished. “So we’re all alone now” You told David who just looked around outside at his backyard to see that in fact everyone was really gone, leaving just the two of you.

“Well since that’s the case, could I possibly kiss you?” David asked shyly while you laughed at his now shyness even though you both just confessed feelings for each other. “Yes David” You told him with complete honesty, David soon leaning in to kiss you. Your breath being taken away from the moment his mouth touched yours, soon everyone coming out to clap for you two minus Kelsey and Cindy. 

You blushed before hiding your head in David’s chest while smiling and blushing, David bringing you closer to you while laughing nervously. “Honestly I know you’re happy about this but you’re a dream to me and I’m happy that you chose me” David whispered to you while everyone around the two of you. This causing you to smile since the feeling was definitely useful.

[redandfranticfeelings]

in light of the final trailer finally dropping, i should finally post some of my bojack season 6 part 2 theories/predictions/guesses/hopes/etc.

warning: this gets very long!!! also, spoilers for everything, obviously.

the moore-carsons have to return. in fact, i think it’d be really interesting if the cold open of the first episode in part 2 was about charlotte. after all, there’s going to presumably be a flashback to bojack during the time when he was friends with charlotte and herb...

given that season 6 overall opened with a flashback to sarah lynn’s death, maybe season 6 part 2 will open on what happened in the moore-carson house after bojack left penny and charlotte behind? since those are the two major incidents that part 1 set up to bite bojack in the ass. however theyre also not anywhere in the trailer, meaning they might not physically show up, or maybe something about their appearance would be a huge spoiler.

we also see bojack return to the club where he did stand-up during the 80s. this is probably what triggers the above flashback. maybe this ties into the charlotte thing too, as mentioned above?

that scene of bojack with the letter from hollyhock has a lot of people talking, with how last season ended and how his hands shake holding it. interesting that it’s a letter and not a phone call or online message. this leads me to believe something physical must be in the letter, like money or some sort of memento or personal record. or maybe she just wants to be old-fashioned. it seems there is some issue b/w hollyhock and bojack because there’s an empty seat when he invites her to some sort of show he’s in, maybe with his wesleyan students. (also diane looks very unamused, even though she and bojack ended on a good note, which feeds the idea that this is after bojack did something bad or something bad about him came out. also, who are all these people in tuxes? are these waiters? is this tied to mr pb buying elefante?)

i actually believe hollyhock will learn about maddy but not about penny, and bojack will assume she knows about penny and forget completely about maddy. this will lead bojack to realize something i don’t think he really has even after all his development: he needs to care about the people he hurts who were never close to him, because they’re still people even if he didn’t want their attention and didn’t “lose” anything in hurting them.

many people have noted that doctor champ isn’t a legal therapist and thus might not be under disclosure agreements, which leads me to believe that he will release information about bojack out of pure spite. i also believe maddy could be doctor champ’s daughter, which would give him even more reason to hate bojack.

however i believe that if everything about bojack does come out...the public won’t really care. it feels within the show’s nature to make a story about how “cancel culture” doesn’t really hold up well and how people will learn about a celebrity, but not care about what they did as soon as some other news overshadows it, and the celebrity won’t really lose anything in their career most of the time. bojack will suffer personally but his career won’t suffer as a result of being “cancelled.” this might actually send him spiraling and maybe he will try to convict himself or something, if he’s still at that level of self-punishing behavior.

something really interesting is that bojack is talking to biscuits braxby, the host of the talk show where he and gina covered up the strangling story. the fact this is the person to whom he’s dumping all his angst...concerns me. is he coming clean about that? does gina know he’s coming clean about that?

speaking of gina, i think she will connect with kelsey after all, maybe even work on the movie. i think kelsey will see past the hollywoo bullshit and suspect gina isn’t being given a fair chance. idk if it’ll work out but it feels in-character for her. i just really hope we see more about kelsey’s movie and i hope it’s a success.

somebody else had to point this out for me to notice, but bojack appears as a...corpse?? in an episode of birthday dad. this means he must lose his teaching job somehow, or at least goes back to acting in LA during his break.

on the subject of mr peanutbutter, i have a lot of thoughts about where his plot is going to go. for a while i thought pickles was going to leave him for joey pogo because of how episode 7 seemed to imply mr pb would set them up and joey is a lot like mr peanutbutter except close to pickles in age and spirit. i assumed this would send mr peanutbutter into a deep depression due to being truly alone for the first time in his life, which would ironically get him fired from making speeches about depression because he becomes unmotivated and irritable, which are symptoms of depression considered “too ugly” for the mainstream (bjhm is just the show to drop that sort of message on us). however, this theory is muddled by both this and the netflix january trailer showing them still together. so if the above does happen, it probably won’t happen right away. (maybe pickles will propose a polyamorous relationship but mr peanutbutter will feel actually jealous?)

and while i don’t like the bojack suicide theory at all, if i have to pick a main character to die, i would put my money on mr peanutbutter, or at least that he’d get really badly hurt after putting on an impulsive grand gesture. his path in life is self-destructive and reckless in its own right, and when he loses everybody, i think he’ll lose himself. i picture him waiting outside diane’s old apartment not realizing she’s moved away for good, possibly getting sick on the sidewalk, hachiko style. however i’m not married to the idea of killing off any character.

on the subject of diane, i really like that we’re seemingly getting more focus on her issues again, and we get more art styles to demonstrate her angst. this one actually resembles the teenage diane from “the dog days are over” which means it could be a flashback. more info on diane’s childhood!

i also think guy’s son is going to muddle things for diane. as good as guy treats her, the son seems to be a major issue with guy, and diane has made it clear she doesn’t want kids so any long-term commitment probably won’t work out. i do hope things don’t end badly for her, and i really hope she doesn’t run back to mr peanutbutter or bojack. maybe she’ll take time to focus on herself and finish that book?

another interesting turn would be if maybe diane’s book ends up being about something that makes her happy rather than something that she thinks is important but stresses her out. or maybe she finds people who will listen to her and actually help her make change in the world, maybe not immediately, but in the long run.

as for princess carolyn i think her plot seems pretty straightforward. the only thing that seems to be implied is a stronger relationship with judah. i wonder if he’ll move in with her, since he’s in her apartment in one of the trailer scenes? she also goes to see him play in a band which seems to suggest we will learn more about judah and PC will get to know him as a person. i wonder if they’ll tease the idea of them as a romantic item, but i don’t think that would stick, though judah is a great man. (maybe we’ll learn he had a partner all along, or maybe he’s aromantic, or maybe he simply doesn’t want to date PC and make things weird knowing how her other work romances blew up in her face.)

as for todd, i’m wondering what’s up with his mom. i wonder if she gave him shit for his asexuality? all we know is she kicked him out of the house and he has some issue with her that makes his sunny attitude sink very quickly. i’m assuming she must have been cold and judgmental towards him like bojack used to be, but maybe even moreso. she probably wanted him to be more serious or something and he couldn’t follow through. i assume she’ll recover fully from her ailments (because they probably don’t want to try to top free churro) and maybe try to become close to todd again through some zany adventures (maybe tied to the reason she was in a coma). i feel like it won’t perfectly work out, though. todd and his father might be able to become closer, though.

i don’t know why margo martindale is threatening todd either, maybe she needs him for a caper? that’s bound to be wacky. imagine if margo is somehow tied to his mother?

todd’s bunny gf looks adorable, and i hope this relationship goes well. i notice maude has some family pictures up and i wonder if her being a rabbit will be relevant, because of the stereotype of rabbit families being so big. maybe her parents will want her to have kids but she’s unsure because she’s asexual. maybe she and todd will evetually have kids through nonsexual means, like adoption or sperm donation, if only because he’s so great with ruthie and the exploration earlier in the season of his family relationships might add some fuel to an arc about him as a father. however i wouldn’t die on this hill, though i do feel like maude and todd will work out.

in fact, i noticed todd is in formal wear during part of the promo and a lot of people from todd stories are there like emily’s firefighter boyfriend and the assistant from when todd was a ceo. initially i thought maybe this was a wedding party but then i realized maude is in the background talking to princess carolyn. i wondered if maybe this is for the peanutbutter and pickles wedding. however since todd is schmoozing and mr pb is giving out drinks, i think it must be something tied to both of them, so maybe a pb living related party?

(the following shot has pickles in formal wear but mr peanutbutter isn’t, and pb looks sad, so she’s going somewhere fancy without him which interests me, maybe connected to the above “pickles tries to date both joey pogo and peanutbutter but pb is jealous and depressed” theory)

i have a feeling they’ll do a time skip of substantial length for the final moments of the show. something that show’s bojack and his friends’ legacy or lack thereof. we can see an older ruthie, and how hollywoo changes, and how people remember bojack if they even do. it could end very bittersweet this way. but that’s just a wild guess, lol.

[sassycassie-s-writing]

Post-College Prom

By: SassyShoulderAngel319

Fandom/Character(s): DC, BatFam - Jason Todd/Red Hood

Rating: PG/K+

Original Idea: The past is loosely based on my actual past, with names changed to protect the idiots innocents involved. The present is based on an event happening in the future XD

Notes: (Masterlist)(By Character)(About Me) *emerges from the depths of the internet to break hiatus for a moment* Hello! I’m back! For the first time in a while, I have something to write! I’ve been working on a lot of original projects recently, but with the virus outbreak and the social distancing/quarantine thing, I had an idea to make a one-shot! Shoutout to @welovegroot for checking in on me and making sure I’m still writing XD @jason-redhood @jason-todd-squad

^^^^^

I wanted to have a nice post-college prom night. I didn’t expect to spend most of the night peering around at the small crowd for my ex. I hadn’t even considered the possibility of him being there until Jason and I were already there.

My good friend from high school, Freddie, was throwing a prom night because his “greatest regret in life so far” was not taking his then-crush, now-wife to prom. So he decided to rent out an elementary school’s gymnasium to host a prom that he could take his wife to. So, despite the fact that I had graduated college, I was going to prom. Which was just as well. I hadn’t been asked to prom in high school so I’d gone stag with some friends of mine—and we had a fun time regardless even though it had been raining that night and we got lost on the way to the venue and I nearly ruined my sister’s heels.

As soon as Freddie emailed me and told me about post-college prom, I called Jason to ask if he’d be my date. We’d only been officially dating for about a month, but by the time prom came around, we’d been officially together for six. Mostly due to rogues delaying the date of the dance.

“Freddie!” I exclaimed, clenching Jason’s hand tighter and dragging him behind me. I slowed to a stop in front of my friend and his wife, Kelsey. She’d been a friend of mine in high school too and I always thought they’d be cute together.

“Hey!” Freddie replied brightly. “Good to see you!” He gave me a big hug that I quickly transferred to Kelsey.

“Freddie, Kels, I’d like to introduce you to my boyfriend. Jason. Jay, this is Freddie and Kelsey, my friends from high school that I’ve told you about a couple times before,” I said, smiling between my boyfriend and my old friends. I hadn’t even seen Freddie and Kelsey in at least two years. Apart from their occasional Facebook updates that I saw even less frequently than they made them since I was never on Facebook anymore.

“Oh yeah,” Jason said with a good natured smile. “Freddie’s the one who tried to do a full-T with you in swing club and almost dropped you, right?”

My right ankle throbbed just thinking about it as Freddie went red. “Yeah,” I said.

Jason stuck his hand out to shake Freddie’s. “Nice to meet the reason she doesn’t trust me when I pick her up.”

Freddie shook Jason’s hand with cautious confusion. “She doesn’t trust… you?”

I could understand his bewilderment. Jason and Freddie weren’t the same build. At all. Freddie was stronger than he looked, but he was still a scrawny, skinny guy who looked like a strawberry-blond Benedict Cumberbatch (it was the mouth, nose, and blue eyes probably). Jason was at least three inches taller, and built like freaking Superman. Muscular, sturdy.

I snorted. “Thanks Jay. He didn’t need to know that,” I said. “And it’s not that I don’t trust you to pick me up, it’s just that I don’t like my feet being off the ground for more than a few seconds in general.”

Jason chuckled. “Alright, alright. Well, it was nice to meet you both,” he said.

“You too,” Kelsey put in with a grin. She was one of the only people I’d ever met who was smaller than me and fully-grown.

Jason and I made our way back to the coat rack and slung off our overcoats. They were jackets, really. It was evening in late spring and it was almost warm enough not to need one. But it was never quite that warm. Not in Gotham, anyway.

As Jason hung my jacket, I glanced around, noticing a bunch the old swing club members from high school.

A thought struck me.

Davey and I started seeing each other—without ever officially deeming us “together”—because he’d sat next to me in a class and I convinced him to join swing club after he expressed a passing interest in learning to dance.

I tried to shake the fear off as we wandered the small crowd—that also consisted of some of Freddie and Kelsey’s friends from college that I didn’t know—but I couldn’t get the anxiety out of my head. Had Freddie invited Davey? Was Davey coming? I assumed he was still in Metropolis for college since I was roughly a year-and-a-half ahead of him. He’d done a gap year right out of high school and then a humanitarian thing somewhere overseas for a year before going back to school. Maybe he couldn’t make it to Gotham for the prom night.

Davey and I parted on less-than-friendly terms and I hadn’t heard from him in… nearly three years.

“Babe?” Jason asked as he pulled me onto the dancefloor. “Something on your mind?”

I craned my neck around at the crowd. Davey was nowhere to be seen. “Kinda,” I said, looking back to Jason. “Just hoping my ex doesn’t show up.”

Jason just grunted and started to spin me around, wasting no time in breaking out the swing dance moves he somehow knew before he even met me. He wouldn’t tell me, though, how a vigilante came to learn how to swing dance. I’d always just guessed it was because Jason was a closet nerd.

We danced for a long while before I was too tired to go on and needed a break for at least one song. Maybe two. Luckily there were chairs lining the room. Adult-sized chairs, thankfully.

“You okay?” Jason asked. “You’re all red.”

“Happens when I work out,” I teased.

We hung out for two songs before getting up to talk to the few folks who weren’t dancing. Jason did most of the talking, despite the fact that he knew no one at the prom, since he was the one genuinely interested in who all these people were. I looked around and just waited for Davey to walk through the door.

Prom had been going on for an hour before I finally relaxed. If he hadn’t arrived already, he probably wasn’t coming.

Jason and I were in the middle of a waltz when he lifted his hand from my shoulder blade to wave at someone. “Hey, I know that guy,” he said. “Wonder how Freddie does.” He spun me under his arm too fast for me to see who he was talking about. “We were in a couple engineering classes at Metropolis City University together.”

I scrunched my eyebrows at Jason. “You went to MCU? I thought you were a GCU guy?”

“I am. But I got my Associate’s at MCU. They have a great engineering program. Thought I was going to get my Bachelor’s in engineering before swapping to literature and transferring back home,” Jason explained.

He waved over his friend. “David! Come here! I want you to meet my girlfriend!”

My entire circulatory system turned chill. My blood ran so cold it felt like my capillaries were turning to ice. I tried to remind myself that David was a common name, but David, MCU, and engineering. One similarity to my ex was interesting. Two was a coincidence. But three was a pattern. There was too much there. I was going to be even more surprised if I turned around and wasn’t face-to-face with the guy who broke my heart nearly three years ago.

Jason spun me around to face his classmate from Metropolis.

Davey was even goofier-looking than I remembered. His teeth had always been too big for his face, but when we were in high school he hadn’t grown into his features yet. And by the looks of things, he still hadn’t five years later. His dirty-blond hair was so short it made his head look long and rectangular on the sides, which contrasted sharply with his narrow chin. His teeth were still too big for his face and his overbite had never quite been fixed by his braces. His angular nose seemed to have had a nostril-widening.

The biggest difference though was his glasses. In high school he exclusively wore contacts. At some point, though, he’d switched to his glasses.

There was also a girl on his arm. My mom would jump to my defense immediately and say she wasn’t as pretty as I was and that Davey really missed out on me, but she was cute in a different way than I was.

Davey bit my name past his lips with an, “Oh hi,” tacked on at the front like he was surprised to see me. As if I wouldn’t show up to Freddie’s event. Even though I was a swing club member first. I put on my most tightly cordial smile and gave a respectful head-nod of greeting to his significant other first, completely ignoring him.

“Hello there. You must be his… partner,” I said.

“Yes. I’m Rachel. I’m his wife.”

I nodded. “Nice to meet you.”

“You too,” she said. She gave me a smile, and I realized she was what Davey needed. A quiet person. A listener. He and I had both been talkers.

“Wait,” Jason interrupted. “How do you two know each other?”

I bit back a surge of bitterness at the way Davey broke off our relationship. I was happy with Jason but that didn’t mean Davey hadn’t hurt me worse than I’d ever been hurt before. “Jay, this is Davey—the other one I told you about,” I said. My hand tightened in his grip. “My old dance partner from swing club.”

“Oh,” he said as realization struck. He squeezed my hand. “Well, then, David, I guess you already know my girlfriend.”

“Guess so,” Davey said.

“Well, Rachel, it was nice to meet you,” I said. It wasn’t her fault Davey was tactless and immature when he broke up with me, leaving me with lots of bitter feelings.

“It was nice to meet you too,” she said before Jason whisked me back onto the dancefloor—on the opposite side from Davey and Rachel.

“You never told me your ex was in engineering at MCU!” Jason hissed.

“It was never relevant!” I hissed back. “And he was in environmental engineering! I didn’t think you two would have ever met! I also had no clue you even went to MCU until a few minutes ago!”

“Yeah, okay, fair,” Jason said. He spun me under his arm, making my skirt flare out. “But I’m sorry to have put you through that awkwardness.”

“Thanks,” I said.

We danced for a few more minutes before Jason stopped abruptly and pulled his phone out of his inside jacket pocket. His eyes widened as he read the text. “Update from Red Robin,” he said quietly, pulling me off the dancefloor by the hand toward the coat rack. “There’s a robbery at Gotham First City Bank. Possible Joker thugs. I have to go—”

“I’m coming too.”

“Babe, no. You wanted this night. Don’t let me ruin—”

“It’d be ruined the second you left me alone here with David,” I put in sharply.

Jason seemed to think about that for a moment. “Fair point,” he said. He grabbed our coats and we ducked out of the gym. “We can try and come back when we’ve dealt with the bank.”

“We’ll see,” I said.

[homestuck-and-the-monomyth]

With Bojack Horseman’s final season on Friday, I wanted to express my love for this painful, painful show in the way I express my love for many things: by making a list. Specifically, a list of my favorite episodes. Of course, so many are so good, so I’m going to try to keep it to 2-3 per season.

Without further ado:

S1E6- “Our A-Story is a ‘D’-Story”: This may be the funniest and lightest the show ever gets, which is a weird thing to say about an episode in which Todd is moments away from being curb-stomped to death in prison. That aside, few other episodes of Bojack are as funny throughout as this one.

S1E8- “The Telescope”: This episode, on the other hand, is gut-wrenching. Seeing the backstory of Bojack’s pre-fame days in LA, his betrayal of Herb, and their final confrontation hurts. In a lot of ways, this episode sets the tone for what the rest of Bojack Horseman. In what will be a theme for this list, this episode also holds a special place because of how it uses the single “fuck” for the first season.

S2E1- “Brand New Couch”: This one gives us our first proper intro to Beatrice Horseman. It has some funny moments, but it makes this list for the brutality of Beatrice’s speech to Bojack near the end of the episode.

S2E9- “The Shot”: In another recurring theme for this list, this episode is heartbreaking. Character Actress Margo Martindale relieves some of the heaviness with her crazy antics, but doesn’t lessen the twin blows near the end: Bojack breaking down in tears alone, and his and Kelsey’s dream being ruined because they tried to get the shot they wanted.

S2E11- “Escape From L.A.”: This one isn’t necessarily heartbreaking, but rather gut-wrenching instead. It feels like a genuine moment of closure for Bojack when he tells Princess Carolyn to stop putting out fires on his behalf, and instead let them burn. Of course, all that is eclipsed by the final moments of the episode and the second season’s single “fuck.” It lives up to, or perhaps even exceeds, the expectations set by the usage of “fuck” in S1.

S3E10- “It’s You”: I’ll be honest, season 3 is not my favorite, but it ends with a hell of a run of episodes, starting with this one. Watching the start of one of Bojack’s worst spirals is painful, and you finally, truly get to see just how bad Ana Spanakopita is for him. However, the highlight of this episode is the ending with Todd, using the season’s single “fuck” in perhaps the most powerfully spoken line I have ever heard in any media.

S3E11- “That’s Too Much, Man!”: This one has it all: comedy, poignant moments, heartwarming moments, and brutal, brutal heartbreak. The start of the Bojack-Sarah Lynn bender is funny enough, but Sarah Lynn’s observational and slightly judgmental commentary on the way Bojack seems to have pride in his ability to hurt himself and the people around him isn’t a laughing matter. Ana Spanakopita delivers one of the few real moments of closure this show ever gets, giving Bojack both a reason she left him and a reason he should get better. And of course, this episode’s final moments just. Aren’t. Fair. Sarah Lynn gets one, final, true moment of happiness and we get a reminder of the people who love her and miss her; then, the screen fades to black and we hear those gut-wrenching words. “Sarah Lynn?”

S4E2- “The Old Sugarman Place”: They should never have been able to top Sarah Lynn’s death in terms of gut-wrenching-ness, and they do it only 3 episodes later. The parallel story-telling between Bojack’s present and Beatrice’s past is beautifully done. In something of a theme for this list, the ending of this one is horrifying. Bojack’s destruction of all his neighbor’s hard work to restore the old Sugarman place is rough enough, but that’s not the worst of it. The moment when it hits you for the first time what happened to Honey Sugarman...there really aren’t words to describe that feeling.

S4E7- “Underground”: I’m breaking my 2-3 episodes per season rule to put this one on the list, because it’s fucking hilarious. It’s one of the few episodes in the later seasons that is just straight-up comedic, top to bottom. And the guy who orgasms every time a shift in power happens? Fucking perfect. I love this episode.

S4E9- “Ruthie”: For once, a heartbreaking episode that is almost entirely not focused on Bojack. This one really hurts. You really buy into the narrative of Princess Carolyn’s hypothetical great-granddaughter, thinking that this must mean that she’ll have the happy pregnancy and child she wants in the end...right up until her heartbreaking phone call with Bojack, where you learn that Ruthie is the story Princess Carolyn tells herself to feel better. It really fucking hurts.

S4E11- “Time’s Arrow”: This is my absolute favorite episode. The storytelling and artwork is creative and fantastic, it provides a follow-up to the events of “The Old Sugarman Place”, and it sends Beatrice Horseman out so, so perfectly. Through her struggle with Alzheimer’s, you see the events of Beatrice’s life that lead her to where she is at the start of the series. You experience her various traumas with her, understanding the “why” behind the woman who made Bojack’s life hell. And in the end, you see Beatrice and Henrietta’s twin pain, alongside Beatrice and Joseph’s twin well-intentioned cruelty, and she earns just a tiny bit of redemption. And this is paid off in Bojack’s final words to her, which aren’t cruel like he had hoped they would be. In the end, the last words we hear Bojack say as he leaves his mother in the awful place she’s earned for herself are words of comfort and peace.

S5E2- “The Dog Days are Over”: This one is another heartbreaker, for Diane this time. With some funny moments to balance out a painful episode, we see Diane cope with the loss of her relationship with Mr. Peanutbutter. And in the end, when we see her return to LA, when we feel the pain that drove her away in the first place, our heart breaks with hers, and we pull ourself back together with her. The storytelling in this episode is great and really pulls it together.

S5E6- “Free Churro”: This is one of the few more-experimental episodes that I really, really liked. In a testament to Will Arnett’s talent, the whole episode is basically a 27-minute soliloquy with no action whatsoever. But the rise and fall, buildup and release of emotion in this one is so damn good. The final moment of the soliloquy-“maybe she just wanted what we all want, to be seen”-is such a good moment of clarity for Bojack, and of course it’s immediately and hilariously undercut.

S5E11- “The Showstopper”: This one is another gut-wrencher (AN: yes, there is a big difference between a “gut-wrencher” and a “heartbreaker”). We’ve already seen Bojack’s addiction destroy his relationships with Hollyhock and Diane, perhaps the two people who care most about him. Now, we see how his spiral into addiction and loss of grip on reality destroys his relationship with Gina, even as he begins the episode thinking he has to protect her at any costs. The final moments of the episode are sickening, and season five’s single “fuck” is used to great effect.

[norikateatro]

Norikateatro’s Audio List! 💙

Please message me if you want an audio! Do not comment *If you want to trade with me that’ll be really cool! :)

As of: February 19th, 2017 

Wicked: Chicago January 06, 2008 - Dan'yelle Williamson (Elphaba u/s); Kate Fahrner (Glinda u/s); Michael Seelbach (Fiyero); Peter Kevoian (The Wizard); K. Todd Freeman (Doctor Dillamond); Barbara Robertson (Madame Morrible); Summer Naomi Scott (Nessarose); Stanton Nash (Boq)

Wicked 9 September 2008, 1NT Cast: Carmen Cusack (Elphaba), Katie Rose Clark (G(a)linda), Christopher Russo (u/s The Witch's Father), Deedee Magno Hall (Nessa), Brad Weinstock (Boq), Myra Lucretia Taylor (Madame Morrible), Paul Slade Smith (u/s The Wizard), Clifton Hall (Fiyero)

Wicked: San Francisco March 06, 2010 - Eden Espinosa (Elphaba); Libby Servais (Glinda s/b); D.J. Gregory (Fiyero u/s); Tom McGowan (The Wizard); Paul Slade Smith (Doctor Dillamond); Jody Gelb (Madame Morrible); Deedee Magno Hall (Nessarose); Etai BenShlomo (Boq)

Wicked Broadway: March 3, 2013   Cast: Willemijn Verkaik (Elphaba), Alli Mauzey (Glinda), Kyle Dean Massey (Fiyero), Randy Danson (Madame Morrible), Adam Grupper (The Wizard), Catherin Charlebois (Nessarose), F. Michael Haynie (Boq), Tom Flynn (Dr Dillamond)

Wicked: Broadway February 22, 2014 (Lindsay Mendez & Alli Mauzey's Final Show) Lindsay Mendez (Elphaba), Alli Mauzey (Glinda), Kyle Dean Massey (Fiyero), Carol Kane (Madame Morrible), Tom McGowan (Wizard), Catherine Charlebois (Nessarose), Michael Wartella (Boq), Note: Lindsay, Alli, Kyle & Tom's last performance.

Wicked: London  June 23, 2014 Cast: Emma Hatton (s/b Elphaba), Sohpie Linder-Lee (s/b Glinda), Jeremy Taylor (Fiyero), Philippa Buxton (u/s Nessarose), Sam Lupton (Boq), Sue Kelvin (Madame Morrible), Martyn Ellis (The Wizard), Paul Clarkson (Dr. Dillamond).

Wicked: Broadway ​January 27, 2015

Caroline Bowman (Elphaba), Kara Lindsay (Glinda), Matt Shingledecker (Fiyero), Tom McGowan (The Wizard), Kathy Fitzgerald (Madame Morrible), Alicia L. Albright (Nessarose u/s), Robin de Jesus (Boq)

Cats 15 July 1998, Hamburg

John Partridge (Munkustrap), Kristin Hölck (Grizabella), Stephan Drakulich (Old Deuteronomy), Ray Strachan (Rum Tum Tugger), Damian Kacperski (Mr. Mistoffelees), Lachlan Youngberg (Bustopher Mürr), Tanya Christensen (Gumbie Katz'), Marco Krämer (Skimbleshanks), Virginia Lilly (Rumpleteazer), Livio Salvi (Mungojerrie)

Cats London: December 27th, 2014

Cats:  Broadway September 24th, 2016

Cast:  Leona Lewis (Grizabella), Tyler Hanes (Rum Tum Tugger), Ricky Ubeda (Mistoffelees), Nathan Patrick Morgan (Old Deuteronomy u/s), Eloise Kropp (Jennyanydots),  Callan Bergmann(Carbucketty u/s), Jeremy Davis (Skimbleshanks), Kim Faure (Demeter), Sara Jean Ford (Jellylorum), Lili Froehlich (Electra), Daniel Gaymon (Macavity),  Francesca Granell (Rumpleteazer  u/s), Christopher Gurr (Gus/Bustopher Jones), Andy Huntington Jones (Munkustrap), Kolton Krouse (Tumblebrutus), Jess Le Protto (Mungojerrie), Georgina Pazcougin (Victoria), Claire Camp (Cassandra u/s), Arianna Rosario (SIllabub), Ahmad Smmons (Alonzo), Christine Cornish Smith (Bombalurina), Corey Snide (Coricopat), Emily Tate (Tantomile), Sharrod Wiliams (Pouncival)

Cats (1989 Original French Cast Recording)

Cats (1991 Original Mexican Cast Recording)

Wicked (2016 Original Mexican Cast Recording)

This was released by the official Mexican Page on Youtube. It’s a Soundboard recording of Wicked México. Sound is crystal clear, some of the songs have dialogue.

Cast: Ana Cecilia Anzaldúa (Elphaba), Cecilia de la Cueva (Glinda), Jorge Lau (Fiyero), Marisol Meneses (Nessarosa). Adam Sadwing (Boq), Beto Torres (Dr. Dillamond), Anahí Allué (Senorita. Mórrida), Paco Morales (El Mago de Oz), Beto Díaz (Frexspar/ El Padre de Elphaba), Lizeth Navarro (Melena/ La Madre de Elphaba). Alicia Paola Sanchez (La Comadrona)

Wicked - 2016.08.18 - International Tour Cast: Jodie Steele (Elphaba s/b), Elizabeth Futter (Glinda u/s), Steven Pinder (The Wizard/Dr. Dillamond), Bradley Jaden (Fiyero), Kim Ismay (Madame Morrible), Emily Shaw (Nessarose), Iddon Jones (Boq) notes: This was Elizabeth’s first show as Glinda! 

On Your Feet: Broadway April 1st, 2017 (Evening)

Ana Villafañe (Gloria), Ektor Rivera (Emilio), Yassmin Alers (Gloria Fajardo u), Alma Cuervo (Consuelo), Amaris Sanchez (Little Gloria), Eduardo Hernadez (Young Emilio and others), Eliseo Roman (José Fajardo), Genny Lis Padilla (Rebecca)

My Master: This show was great but there was a very drunk lady sitting next to me, she belted some of the lyrics to the songs!

A Chorus Line:  Westchester Broadway Theatre February 3rd, 2018 (Evening)

Cast: Drew Carr (Mike), Tiffany Chalothorn (Connie), Erika Conaway (Tricia), Joseph Cullinane (Greg), Kevin Curtis (Richie), Emma Degerstedt (Val), Brian Dillon (Larry), David Elder (Zach), Tim Fuchs (Al), Danielle Marie Gonzalez (Vicki),  David Grindrod (Roy), Michael John Hughes (Paul), Tyler Jimenez (Don), Emily Kelly (Maggie), Ashley Klinger Kristine), Joey Lucherini (Frank), Erica Mansfield (Cassie), Alexandra Matteo (Diana), Logan Mortier (Bobby), PJ Palmer (Mark), Lauren Sprague (Sheila), Kelsey Walston (Bebe), Caitlin Wilayto (Judy)  My Master: This performance was wonderful, it had no intermission.

Anastasia: Broadway July 21, 2017 ( 8:00 PM)

cast: Christy Altomare (Anya), Derek Klena (Dmitry), Mary Beth Peil (Dowager Empress Maria Feodorovna), Ramin Karimloo (Gleb), John Bolton (Vlad Popov), Caroline O'Connor (Lily), Kathryn Boswell (Countess Gregory swing) My Master

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Broadway November 11th, 2017 (Evening)

Cast: Christian Borle (Willy Wonka), Ryan Foust (Charlie Bucket), Kyle Taylor Parker (Mrs. Green), John Rubinstein (Grandpa Joe), Emily Padgett (Mrs. Bucket), Kristy Cates (Grandma Josephine), Madeleine Doherty (Grandma Georgina), Paul Slade Smith (Grandpa George), Mikey Winslow( Jerry u), Stephanie Gibson (Cherry), Kathy Fitzgerald (Mrs. Gloop), F. Michael Haynie (Augustus Gloop), Jared Bradslaw (Mr. Salt u), Emma Pfaeffle (Veruca Salt), Mr. Beauregarde (Alan H. Green), Violet Beauregarde (Trista Dollison), Michael Wartella (Mike TeaVee), Jackie Hoffman (Mrs. Teavee) My Master 

Miss Saigon:  Broadway January 14th, 2018

Cast: Eva Noblezada (Kim), Jon Jon Briones (The Engineer), Alistair Brammer (Chris), Katie Rose Clarke (Ellen), Nicholas Christopher (John), Devin Ilaw (Thuy), Dorcas Leung (Gigi) (Final Show) 

Mary Poppins: México 2012/2013, Centro Cultural Telmex

Bianca Marroquin (Mary Poppins), Mauricio Salas (Bert), Catalina Farias (Winifred Banks), Paco Morales (George Banks), Daniela Meneses [?] (Jane Banks), Sebastián Gallegos[?] (Michael Banks) Andrés Elvira (Valentin), Mariano Bucio (Neleus), Alm Cristal (Mrs. Brill), Andrés Sáez (Robertson Ay), Laura Cortés (Ms. Andrew & Bird Woman), Sergio Carranza (Almirante Boom), Paloma Cordero (Mrs. Corry), Natalia Saltiel (Mrs. Lark), Vince Miranda, Eden Pintos, Marcela Nava, Alma Escudero, Yolanda Campos, Majo Perez, Julieta Martínez, Eduardo Ibarra, Carlos Pulido, Omar Rodríguez, Alexo Fergo, Antonio Mariscal, Alicia Paola Sánchez, Jose Sampedro, Kim Yañez, Raymundo Montoya, Óscar Hernández, Roberto Hernández, Cecilia Arias, Mariano Villarello, Marcia Peña, Ruben Plascencia, Lolo Jiménez.

*Songs only. This was recorded from the soundboard from various dates throughout the run. 

Instrumentals:

Cats Instrumental Tracks (Mortifer) A lot of the tracks are synthesized, sounds like someone took a lot of karaoke tracks and put them together with orchestra but they're some great tracks.

Wicked Orchestra Tracks Notes: This album is given to cast members when they first get cast in the show. People say this orchestration is the First National Tour one but it really isn't, it sounds much more like the LA orchestrations. Perfect quality, includes every musical interlude, underscore, song, etc.

Wants:

Cats Mexico Orchestra tracks, Any Cats Orchestra Tracks, Wicked Reduced Orchestra. Anything with Wicked, Cats México or Argentina, Dear Evan Hansen, Waitress, Heathers, The Wizard of Oz, and anything I don’t have!