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[18 May 2022] after playing the game, i have gained the great misfortune of having Ren haunt my every waking moment. i simply saw pink boy on itch.io and thought "wowie" and then proceeded to cry when i found out that he actually looks like an e-boy and all I could think was "WOWOW HE SO NICE TO LOOK AT AYO???? 😳😳" either way, i actually wanted to ask if Ren could dance? and if so, does he have any preference? that and even if he couldn't, is he okay with MC just randomly grabbing him to dance with them in the apartment because they just like bonding with him like that? (honestly speaking all thoughts i have of this e-boy dweebus are domestic fluff bits, so while he has questionable hobbies, i would like for him to know he's lovely and that i wanna hold him gently like hamborgor 😔)
JFAFKSAFKA PLEASE "I HAVE GAINED THE GREAT MISFORTUNE OF HAVING REN HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT" SENT ME 💀
But omg?? If you took his hand and just pulled him into some kind of dance, then he'd probably just crumble on the spot. Physically? he's chill and here dancing with you underneath the glow of your refrigerator light. Mentally? He's in another plain of existence just screaming into the void because "oh my god they're touching me?? we're dancing together???? they're so close????? i don't want to step on their feet???????? they smell so good??? im—"
#Looking back at my old art and realising.... Yeah babey was NOT drawing men back then dkggksgs#I was in it for the women and da women only!!!#And then 2023 ended up being the year where I only drew men/Ren T_T oghhhh#I hate it here /silly /pos#🧡 — curious cat archive.#💖 — about ren.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#💜 — blog canon.#🖤 — gallery.
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drabbles about the deer imagery in The Secret History (specifically in relation 2 Camilla) because her becoming a deer/believing that she did stuck in my mind (although this post will mostly take Camilla and the other's recollection of events to be as they recount it – if i examine it in it's effect as an incorrect account, that would be in a separate post)
Obviously there's, on a meta level, an irony to it – Camilla and Charles are named to make fun of the Princess Diana scandal that was happening at the time, and so ironically Camilla transforms into an animal sacred to Diana.
There's also a parallel that I think could be interesting to make between Camilla and Taygete, who for anyone unfamiliar, was turned into a deer by Artemis to protect her from Zeus' sexual advances. Although I think that what happened in the Bacchae was concensual sexually, I think it could possible be indicative in Camilla's narrative role as the "wanted"/"desired" one within the greek class – by Charles, Henry, Richard (although he wasnt there) and even Francis, although he wants to be her more so than actually wanting her.
Additionally, outside of how it actually functions within the story, her transformation into a creature associated so closely with innocence, especially in relation to Diana/Artemis' virginity, might perhaps be tied to Richards view of her as this "pure" and "virginal" person – obviously we know this is far from the truth, and he himself learns this later, but I think it definitely ties into this flawed angelic idea of her he so covets.
I think this interpretation ties into the myth of Actaeon (in terms of "deer transformation myths") although its very interesting to me that they different at key points – Camilla, the "virginual" character, is the one transformed, rather than the sexual transgressor (Charles) or the one who introduces miasma (Henry). But, like Actaeon, she is pursued and hunted – which, another key point – Actaeon is pursued and killed by his own hunting dogs, and Charles returns from the ritual with a bite mark, perhaps tying him into the myth thurther?
#sillies sillies#gay people will really write 5 paragraphs of analysis about a book written in the nineties instead of studing#(talking about himself)#~350 words isnt much BUT i dont write much literature analysis 4 myself outside of class#so I'm quite happy with this#feel free 2 add stuff on 🫡 I'm more familiar with Homer's works (and bits of Ovid) than i am wider greek myths#so if im missing any interesting deer transformation myths let me know :D#LOVE carmilla. obviously as flawed as any character but she's so interesting 2 me#both of the twins are honestly. what the fuck was their childhoods like that made them like that#cause. we know bits and pieces about francis and Henry's childhoods#and obviously Richard's#but i feel like we know so little about the twin's...#anyways#the secret history#the kat speaks#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay#francis abernathy#henry winter#richard papen#again not tagging buns cause hes not in here#although i wanna talk about his youth imagery @ some point#he's very Paris 2 me /pos#LOATH henry (ik hes as complex as the rest of them but he just rubs me up the wrong way. dont even hate him 4 the murder) but i really wish#i could hear his opinions on the character of the iliad#WHAT DID HE THINK OF PANDARUS. my boy my love#asshole in my class civ class who's name is very similar 2 henry's called him stupid... arse#he literally ticks every box of the homeric hero whats not to love#anyways. absolutely ESSAY of a post and tags#soz guys
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"its ok, you don't need to know verbs, you're not a linguist, you're a dog" -me, to my dog, right now
#explaining homework to the dog#in my defense it was REALLY COOL homework#like the question had predicates and COM combine to explain why a sentence is fucked up#thats so cool?? what the fuck#like heck yeah “who did he believe the father of will go to the meeting” fuck them up ECM#(the other sentence was like. “who did he convince the father of to go to the meeting” or somthing idk. object control tho)#which. ECM had the “the father of t” be the specIP which COM meant was non grammatical#and on OC it was a PRO thats indexed like it instead. meaning the movement wasn't from there#I even put the fucking. type of island this is. it's SC island. Im so cool you guys and also I fucking hate this#syntax who I only know BURNING HATRED/pos#anyways remind me when I'm doing the syntax seminar next semester that I always have that time around week 7 when I hate syntax#and that I'll get over it and do something epic about sociolingyistic binding phi stuff maybe#like about why all the examples we use are like “mary liked himself” like. why do we assyme marys pronouns. maybe theyre a he/she/they#what part of being a syntactician makes me part of the pronouns police#for the record also this is NOT what I want to research in general but also like#I feel like if anything would get me attention from the syntax folk here it'd be this#bc my morphology things feel. idk. kinda in-between on syntax and semantics. like bc I wanna do lexical meaning of morphemes#which. is not something people here would particularly be looking to investigate. right now#but ooohh Im gonna go learn soo much morpheme stuff#and do the math and coding and experiments. and become a professor and go teach morphology#like pleaseplease you guys I wanna be the morphology teacher at tau soo bad#running silly morpheme building on borrowed words experiments. truly this is using All the things#because borrowed words interacting with morphology is very phonological of me. but also buildings is a syntax/semantics thing#aaaaa I don't knowwww this is such a broad subject and I cant find anything on ittt#linguistics posting
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Sometime I'm scared of mischaracterize for Louie and Olimar then I remember all 4 Pikmin game portray them rather vast....
Like, for example, I could list out several LM dynamic that just seems different when putting them next to each other eventhough it's the same 2 characters? And I felt like it still seems true to their canon personality? Which okay that's cool I'm eating this up rn.
Damn! I could fit so much situation in this CP! It's so delicious!
#saro rambling#Oh btw let me list out some of my favorite dynamic of LM#I fw switch btw so it could be vice versa#or it doesn't have to be romantic#Dad Olimar/Awkward and shy Louie#<== I THINK I drew this dynamic the most out of the bunch cause it just naturally occurs to me...#Oblivious and kind Olimar/Batsht insane and psychotic Louie (in the most silly way possible)#<== This is my weakness I would exploded immediately /pos#Typically coworker LM (which Olimar is just kind and being *very* patience with Louie/ Louie being a troublemaker)#<== This dynamic exists in Pikmin 2 only. Sad cause I want them to legitimately fighting do you get what I mean...#ALSO PAIRS SO WELL WITH ANGST I LIKE IT SO MUCH. With a sprinkle of fluff here and there and voila#Both are sillies#<== least fav cause this one is...OOC....BUT BUT BUT it does not mean I hate it#Far from it even. Sometime I just need tooth rotting stuff so I kinda like it...#There SO many I could list out so much but this is getting too long aight bye
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the amazing, showstopping, incredible @musicallisto enables me daily <3333
for your consideration <3; you may now rest soundly in the knowledge that i am, in all things, correct.
#not kpop#.jpeg#'olive wtf why are you posting f1 here on your kpop account don't you have a sideblog specifically for this?'#and what if i want to merge my two (2) personality traits and what if i think it vital the kpop girlies know i beef with random famous men?#my beef with george russell continues to go on strong and largely unexplained#obviously lance stroll and i don't fuck with each other.#and moving up the tiers; if i knew estie bestie irl and we were in competition i would tear his throat out and thrive off of his failboy#moments. but because he's only on my silly little screen i can also find him funny on occasion#lando is here for reasons more complicated.#that whole row of 'they're here i guess' is very self explanatory#i put valterri there because i didn't know where else to put him but also i find his occasionally Strange behavior fun. weird uncle core.#and if i'm a checo apologist? what then??#fernando is an icon yes yes but very little brainspace is dedicated to him.#max verstappen deserves a category of his own where in i can go: love hate relationship (pos) i see too much of myself in you to hate but#also when i put aside your loser cringe content and your champion energy i feel like we wouldn't be particuarly close if we were to exist i#the same space at the same time#and then the rest of that row is beloved <333 darling <333 zhou can sweetcorn post more that's all i want from you tbh#and top row makes sense i fear? oscar has been promoted whoop whoop.#if i could isolate his personality and put it in a petri dish that would be a wonderful exercise in personality formation thanks
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help girl i got too silly <\3 (overthought every interaction ever)
#im okay i think#(lying)#hoooh boy#ill be alr but girl (/gnc) what the fuck is this#nahh i could’ve had a NORMAL FUNCTIONING brain but yknow what i got instead ?#a sentient lump of meat. that likes to imagine scenarios that will *never* happen and form ideas of what people think of it#even if like. yknow. ITS IRRATIONAL AS FUCK AND LIKELY WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING#see. if i was a house cat i wouldnt have to worry bout this shit . just be kitty. lick paw. take nap. eat. in whatever order i desire.#oh and be silly and cute.#‘’embarrassing myself in front of a customer? overthinking what a coworker said?’’#‘’eeerm. oh? you wanted to carry on about your day?’’#‘’too bad. here’s the underlying feeling of dread for the next few hours. have fun!’’#I HATE BEING SENTIENT RAHHH RAHHH#I COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE GUY DOING LITTLE THINGS. WHAT IS THIS!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!#i know i should be a big guy and act like it. but sometimes you gotta like. be a little insane.#okay anyways anxiety rant over. if for some reason you read my rant while i was Probably loosing my mind um.#1. i am sooo sorry you had to witness my illposting#2. i give you a little smooch (/p) for sticking with me . I bite you . (/pos)#kazzy complains#me when im cringe on main
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Ur just being a know it all you show off
hello? are you alright anon? some big feelings to work through?
#what is this even about#i mean im definitely an insufferable know it all pos irl but i dont do much of that here? as far as im aware#and showing off? do you want me to show off. i can show off for u anon🤭🤭#LMFAOOOOO#asks#i cant even tell if this was supposed to be hate#is it supposed to just be silly. come back and say smt worse i believe in you
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🗣:”huh I wonder where my yield street sign went!!?”
oddly yield street sign shaped ocean:


Pre vs post character development :]
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pughhh hi hello it’s been a while haha I haven’t post anything oh gosh ohmeingoshhhh oohhh I’m sorry 🙃 ……
but here take this !! my .. ??? idk , self insert but what ? I DONT KNOW , also she have a bow on her butt ^_^
+ also extra ( waow real good huh okay whatever man , let me be happy with my delusional ass ) :
I hate love him , ehhrhehgrhrgrhr bitting my pillow aggressively!!!!!! /pos /silly
#art changing everytime I’m sorry#I have no art style I don’t have main art style and I’m very sorry#mr ring a ding#mr. ring-a-ding#mr dingaling#lux#lux imperator#doctor who#dr who#yumeship#non sharing yume#yumesona
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it's the wanna be blue train anon.. uh. I feel like in my last hc thingy i focused to much on guest so.. i'll dig around in my messy brain and find other people
For some reason I feel Jason is autistic (coming from someone who hasn't seen anything of Jason outside of forsaken..) and has high sensitivity to noise.. he only gets angry at loud things and loathes people who are loud.. like Guest (yelling) and Chance (gun). Idk tho just me?
C00lkidd and the other kiddling flavors will play with 1x betrayed skin's hair or sit on their shoulders.
John Doe reminds me of a u-haul truck.. specifically the older ones that are super long and have those square headlights like older jeep wranglers
1x feels something other than anger when they see her creator in pain. :3
Idk if i said this in my last little rant but I see Guest and Noob being like father-child
Y'all know how 1x says "Join me" or smth like that? Elliot would take the offer. Coming from a person who was raised with an emt.. (and an elliot main) He'd take the offer.
I'm half stealing this hc from someone.. (Nikkō i think is the right person) Taph and John Doe are siblings cuz I see Bulider as a father figure to both..
I believe the Spectre would block out John Doe from seeing Builderman and Taph normally just like Jane
All of the Forsaken Characters are neurodivergent in some way.. actually.. this is turning into a mental disorder hc thingy now.
wait is that hateful..
i'm diagnosed with some stuff..
eh.. i feel a bit bad but..
i wanna project.
Noob: Autism, Selective Mutism, Anxiety of some flavor
Elliot: Anger issues? Depression.
Shedletsky: actually.. he's kinda just.. normal? to me? like there's def some depression but like idk maybe ADHD?? idk man
Chance: Autism.. it's the headphones and glasses. i'm sorry.
007n7: Depression.. uh.. autism? like very high functioning to the point it wouldn't be noticeable under certain circumstances oh and can't forget abandonment issues
Deuskkar? Blue pumpkin: Autism.. idk man maybe like sprinkle in some ADHD but they seem pretty autism to me idk why.. prolly just i see them speaking all fancy and being the grammar police
Taph: Autism, Mutism, Depression, Anxiety in any flavor
Guest1337: PTSD, Autism, Anxiety (social), Selective Mutism, Depression.. uhmm heavy on the PTSD like that man's needs years of therapy
Two Time: is religious psychosis a mental illness?? I could say autism.. idk I got options here but i'll stick to the ones I said.. and sprinkle in some anxiety like it's salt in a wound yk?
Builderman: no clue but AuDHD. that's all that comes to my silly mind
i cannot for the like of me think of any other survivors.. i feel like i missed one
Kiddlings: autism, pstd what do you want me to say?
Boss: he's an anomaly.. autism? idk
1x: hate. that's totally a mental illness /silly
John Doe: he's feral. maybe like non-infection him having anxiety but idk man
Jason: as I said earlier. Autism.
god i feel so mean for doing that- but hey. it's my headcannons
anyone else on the train of blue pumpkin being grammar police or is that just me??
Sincerely, Blue Train Anon i think that's my chosen tag..
elliot got tired of the minimum wage 💔
plot twist everyone got forsaken because they were all different flavors of The Tism . the spectre is ash ketchum-ing their asses /pos
#forsaken headcanons#forsaken#forsaken roblox#roblox forsaken#blue train anon#jason forsaken#c00lkidd forsaken#bluudud forsaken#pr3typriincess forsaken#betrayed 1x1x1x1 forsaken#john doe forsaken#1x1x1x1 forsaken#guest 1337 forsaken#noob forsaken#elliot forsaken#taph forsaken#builderman forsaken#chance forsaken#007n7 forsaken#dusekkar forsaken#two time forsaken#(who's boss 😭)#mod c00lkidd‼️‼️
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Kiyuu's eyes shimmered as she watched Yuna's less-than-good mood melt away the longer she prattled on about Crowley's 'overflowing kindness'. The sound of her laughter was sweet and filled with a soft joy that stemmed from her quiet relief.
Even Yuuto's frown morphed into a slight grin, snickering at Yuna's sarcasm, finding the antics pretty amusing.
"Ugh, don't even get me started on the mine incident, I'd kill to know what on earth was even going through his head that entire evening, honestly."
Kiyuu groaned, feeling exasperated just thinking about it.
"I thought it was pretty fun."
Yuuto chimed in, as he usually did when their conversations spun around to the topic of Crowley and their first few nights in Twisted Wonderland, with a smug air to his tone. Just as she always did, she gave him the most unamused look she could muster in that moment, rolling her eyes at him.
"Yeah, of course you did, you don't get to talk."
She recited, sighing.
"Literally what the fuck was even going through his head when he presented us with whatever the fuck Ramshackle was when we first got here and expected us to be totally chill and 'grateful' about it? Like 'Oh yes this is the most 'charismatic' dorm I've ever seen I'm sooo grateful and not at all apprehensive towards the holes in the roof and the like- I dunno- ghosts hiding in the walls' or something at this point?! Insane. I need some of whatever he was on, honestly."
Yuuto added, rolling his eyes. He almost wanted to make another smug jab about how it wasn't even that bad. To him, it wasn't even, really. Even if they'd both ended up in... less than favourable circumstances a little like this before everything, at least he knew that there was no way Kiyuu would share his sentiment. He could tell how much she missed the little cozy space he'd heard her room was dearly, no matter how hard she tried to make it seem like she wasn't too affected. ...It was honestly a little sad he'd never been able to see it. Not that he would now either.
Well, anyway, If there was one thing that could bring Ramshackle residents together, it was their collective hatred and dissing of Crowley, that's for sure. Something about really being able to rant about him in all his stupidity to people who will actually understand first hand must be pretty appealing.
[✨OPEN RP PROMPT POST-OB YAHOOO!!!!]
Yuna was... Exhausted, to say the least.
Her outburst had not lasted long, but then again, these sorts of things never did.
On top of that, she had no experience with magic whatsoever, and it was a wonder she wasn't outright dead, if not comatose.
She stared up aimlessly at the ceiling of the infirmary, left to reflect on her (admittedly humiliating) actions, wondering if there would be anyone who would grace her with their company, even if it were only to scold her for her recklessness and nothing more.
#{ ooc //#me when if crowley has zero haters im dead ‼️#<- REAAALLL i hate him on every yuu's behalf on GOD#<I will need to unpack his brain at some point if you either wanted to chat and unpack his brain or if I sent someone for a thread for that#I must pull him apart and extract his essence /pos /lhj#<- AAA??? SJDJ IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY THAT UR INTERESTED IN HIM HES JS MY LIL SILLY GUUYYYY#<- im so open to any chances to present more oc lore in any format heh [proud] pls feel freeeeee ;33#<333#ur so sweet abt like replys aaaaa i wish i was able to be insane like u on here but unfortunatly executive dysfunction says no >:(#too many thoughts in my head not enough energy to get them down anywhere😓😓 cooked#- }#aue's asteryn#asteryn kiyuu#asteryn yuuto#twst#twst oc#twst ocs#oc rp#oc rp blog#twst oc rp#yuusona#twst yuusona#yuu oc#twst yuu oc#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland
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soft body, meet sharp teeth
price x plussized!reader x nikolai
content: dubcon; reluctance, power imbalance, manipulation, coercion. reader is from the us (brief mention). inexperienced reader. many descriptions of reader's fat body; reader has body image issues, but price and nik view her body positively. degradation, objectification, brief humiliation; rough sex, spitroast, rimming, edging. aftercare, implied kidnapping /pos (bc apparently I can't help but write some tenderness into every fic lol)
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You're nervous before you even knock.
You feel a bit silly over it, actually. After all, it's just a quiet little operation tucked inside a very expensive evening, one you're only tangentially involved in— here for a handoff, and nothing more. You’re a cog, not a player.
No one's gonna remember your name.
But the hallway still feels too long, the plush carpet too quiet under your heels, the hotel’s art deco lights warping your reflection almost mockingly in every gold-edged surface as you walk. You've adjusted your blouse three times between the revolving door and here, tugging at the fabric where it clings too tightly to your belly, worrying over the way the waistband of your skirt bites into your soft sides. Maybe it's because this is your first time going solo into the field, or because you'd only been given the assignment late last night, like it'd been meant for someone else and you were just a fill-in. But when you walked by the front desk, saw the pretty concierge tuck her hair behind her ear and reach delicately for the ringing telephone, you couldn't help but imagine yourself a tubby little girl playing dress-up in someone else's clothes.
Your steps trail off as you approach the suite number you memorized this morning, and forcibly, you push those thoughts from your mind. Tonight isn’t about you or your insecurities; you have a job to do. You allow yourself one last centering breath before you knock. The door opens almost immediately.
It isn't the handler you’re expecting.
In their place is a man who fills the frame like it was made for him. Broad in the shoulders, bearded, brows heavy over pale eyes. His sleeves are cuffed at the forearms, shirt slightly wrinkled but neat, like he'd rolled them up himself rather than letting anyone touch him. He looks like someone used to giving orders even when off the clock.
“You’re early,” he says, before you can even think to speak. His voice comes like gravel under boots— English-accented, calm but severe, like the cadence in your training videos. It doesn't matter how quiet he keeps it; authority coils inside every syllable.
“I, um… built in a buffer,” you reply, your voice doing that too-bright thing you hate. “Just in case. You know. Something happened.”
He doesn’t respond. Just looks at you, his sharp eyes sweeping over you, taking in everything from the careful pin at your collar to the way your kitten heels shift slightly on the tiled floor, not quite able to stay still during his examination. You’d dressed to blend in: black pencil skirt, opaque tights, a fitted blouse in a soft green that matched the pigment in your eyeshadow. Professional, understated, but different enough from your usual attire that you can't stop feeling aware of it. You’d worn a trench coat over it on the way in, but that’s folded over your arm now, no longer offering protection.
You feel exposed under his gaze, like your body is saying something about you before you have the chance to speak for yourself.
“She’s not Jacobs,” comes a voice from behind him. Lighter, accented. Russian, you think— lilting, playful in the way it curves up at the end. A second man steps into view, and you have to swallow twice before you can breathe properly again.
This one is even taller; broad-shouldered like the first man, though leaner through the chest, with a long face and sharp nose that gives the impression of someone who knows how to smile and get away with it. His eyes are blue-grey, murky where the other man's are bright and cold, but they're cutting— smirking at you, even if his mouth isn’t.
“You’re not Jacobs, are you?” he says again, like it amuses him personally.
His amusement makes something tighten inside you. Ignoring the feeling, you shake your head. “No. I’m her backup.” You look between them, almost beseechingly, adding quickly, “I've been fully briefed, and I have the dossier—”
“That’s fine,” the first man says, cutting off your spiral. “Come in.”
You step forward, obeying on instinct. The door clicks shut behind you.
“Captain John Price,” the first man says, jerking a thumb toward his chest. “This is Nikolai. You’ll be handing off to us.”
“Pleasure,” Nikolai says with a smile that flashes teeth, gesturing toward the seating area just beyond the doorway. You choose one of the two armchairs, avoiding the couch across. As soon as you sit, he cocks his head just slightly. “Do you always look like you’re about to bolt, or are we just that frightening?”
“Nikolai,” Price warns, tone flat but not sharp.
“What?” Nikolai raises his hands, still grinning, though it’s more cheshire-like now. “She’s cute, all nervous like that. Takaya kisa. Sweet kitty.”
“She’s here for the file.”
You look on helplessly as they go back and forth, unnerved by the Russian Nikolai used that you don’t understand. And there’s something in the tone of Captain Price's voice now, something buried underneath that top note of authority, that you can't quite decipher. It tickles at your hindbrain, feels off-key like a sour note, though you can't pinpoint why.
“And I’m here for the ambiance,” Nikolai retorts easily despite the warning in his superior's voice. “What a lovely little team we make.”
They exchange a look, and you sense there's an entire conversation in it, one that leaves you entirely— unpleasantly— in the dark. Reluctant to draw attention to yourself, you move subtly, draping your coat over the arm of the chair and pulling the satchel with your files into your lap. WIth your pulse hopping in your throat, you look around instead.
The suite is immaculate in the way expensive places always are, gilded by the light filtering through long curtains in muted sheets, turning gold against the walls. The floors are stone tile with warm rugs underfoot, and everything smells faintly of citrus polish and fresh linen. A tray has been set on the low table with two glasses and a decanter already sweating condensation, ice cubes untouched in their crystal bucket. The whole thing feels… unreal. More like a set than a hotel room, suspended in quietude as if waiting for something to begin.
You fidget in your seat, suddenly conscious again of how loud your clothes feel— how every shift of your thighs rubs fabric together, how every breath catches under your blouse like it isn't meant to move that much. You want to sit still. You want to do this right. But you just feel wrong.
“You’ve done this before?” Price asks, pulling your attention to him. He hasn’t moved from the door, but the weight of him follows you.
“Not—” You're about to say ‘alone,’ but pivot at the last second. “—with you. But I’ve run support for this unit before.” Wanting to move on quickly, you add, “My supervisor said you’ll be getting the greenlight for insertion after the gala.”
“Mhm.” He rubs his jaw, sharp eyes still on you. “Where’s the list?”
“In the folder.”
You open your satchel, hands steady even if Captain Price's discerning stare has your stomach in knots. As you reach inside, you feel Nikolai shift closer, see the shine of his belt buckle in your periphery, hear the sound of ice clinking in a glass. Leisurely, he moves to sit across from you, one arm slung over the back of the low couch, sipping his drink like this is a post-dinner chat and not a pre-op intel briefing.
While you gather your documents, you hear the captain approach from behind, but when you open the folder, smoothing it across your lap, Price stays standing at your back rather than taking the second chair like you would have expected. He looms over you like a steady wall of heat and judgment. You clear your throat, doing your best not to be unnerved.
“There’s a ballroom on the second floor, accessed through the main atrium,” you say, tapping the printed map. “Security’s clustered there and at the service corridor junctions. Your entry point should be the staff elevator through the south kitchen. It has the least camera coverage, and no guards are posted there after 8 p.m.”
Price grunts, reaching down to skim a fingertip along the page beside yours. His skin brushes your knuckles, warm and rough; your hand twitches, but you keep it there. You want to look unbothered in front of them, like you’ve done this a million times.
“What’s on the third floor?” he asks.
“Private rooms,” you answer. “A few penthouse suites. VIP bookings. You’ll find the target there— Suite 3C. It's not marked on the hotel’s guest registry, but I cross-checked with event vendors.”
“And backup?”
“Two guards posted outside, unarmed but trained.”
Nikolai hums. “Where are you from?”
You blink. “Sorry?”
“You,” he says, gesturing lazily with his glass. “You’re not from here. American, right?”
“Oh. Um. Yes.” There’s a pause, and you realize he expects more. “Long Island.”
“Aha. I thought so.”
He smiles like he’s won something. You try not to fidget under the weight of it.
“I lived in Brooklyn once,” he goes on. “Russians love Brighton Beach. All the food, none of the Russians.”
He grins, clearly amused with himself, and Price shoots him a look. Not annoyed—just dry. Familiar.
“She’s giving us the layout, mate.”
“I’m listening,” Nikolai says, shrugging. “I just like to know who I’m working with.”
“She’s a contact. Not part of the team.”
“Even so. Doesn’t mean we can’t be friendly.”
You stay quiet, lips parted like you aren’t sure whether to keep talking or wait for permission.
Nikolai’s smile lingers. Price says nothing. Neither of them look away.
And you, to your credit, do your best to quash down the roil of emotions inside. You try to keep things professional, return to the page. Try to ignore how your blouse feels tighter than it had earlier, how the elastic in your tights is digging deep into the soft crease of your belly now that you’ve sat too long. You chose the skirt because it’s black and structured— because it holds things in. But the waist is unforgiving, and your legs have always been wider when seated. You can feel the fabric strain where the hem sits flush against the underside of your thighs. Not riding up, exactly, just… tight. Pressing.
You don't tug on it or adjust your posture, not wanting to draw more attention to it. But you know they can see, and it's hard to ignore that.
“Like I said,” you continue, hoping your voice doesn’t sound as small as it feels, “you’ll want to avoid the ballroom and access through the service corridor. It’s a clean path from there to the elevator, and—”
“What time does the gala start?” Price asks, still looming behind you.
“Half seven. But VIPs start trickling in around six.”
“And no one else has this intel? Staff, guests?”
“Just me.”
Price makes a sound low in his throat, and for a moment, you feel his fingers brush the back of your chair, like he might adjust it, or even reach over it toward you. But he doesn't. He just stays there, standing close enough that if you were to lean your head back even slightly, you’d graze the front of his thighs.
You stay very, very still.
“She’s not used to this,” Nikolai says suddenly.
Startled, your gaze snaps from the page up to him. His expression is amused when you scan his face, trying to puzzle out such an odd remark. He’s relaxed in a way that makes it more unnerving, not less.
“Used to what?” you ask, too quickly.
“Being looked at.”
The silence that follows is deafeningly loud. Your stomach turns cold and hot at once as it lingers— as Price doesn’t contradict him, redirect him like before.
“That’s not—” you start, but trail off. There’s no version of denying it that won't make it worse.
Because he’s right. You aren’t used to being looked at like this, and certainly not by men like them— the kind with square hands and deep voices and war behind their eyes. You’ve grown used to being invisible in your softness, to letting sharp, pretty girls handle the face-to-face work. You know your place: smart, reliable, and firmly in the background.
But now—
Now Nikolai is watching you with a wolfish kind of patience. And Price hasn’t taken a single step back.
“It’s alright,” Nikolai says, voice smoothing out into something velvet-soft. Knowing he can see your thoughts written all over your face is embarrassing enough, but then he adds, “Some of us like a girl with a little more to hold onto.”
Your mouth drops open.
Behind your chair, Price lets out a quiet exhale, something too short to be a laugh. “You want to finish the briefing, love?” he asks mildly, acknowledging nothing of what Nikolai said.
It doesn’t feel like an invitation. It feels like a test.
Reeling, you swallow hard and nod, trying not to show how your palms have started to sweat. But your voice wobbles. Your fingers smudge the paper. And when Price leans down again— this time placing one firm hand on the armrest beside you— your whole body tenses like it expects to be chastised for taking up too much space.
“Easy,” he says, low and close. His breath stirs the fine hairs near your ear. “We’re listening.”
You take a steadying breath, nod again, gratefully latching on to the opportunity Price provides to pretend this situation is still completely normal. Because to acknowledge the strangeness is to acknowledge your discomfort, your insecurity— your shame— and everything in your body rebels against the idea.
Yet, tangled up with those are other feelings. And now, you can't meet Nikolai's eye for a different reason. Not with your cheeks burning, your thighs pressed together under the desk, and— you realize with a flash of mortified heat— your cunt pulsing low and traitorous between them.
Oh, sweet, soft you. Once again, you try to steer the conversation, keep it focused on the mission, you really do try. But something has shifted. Your body may have begun to betray you some time ago, heating under their stares, under the ghost of Price’s breath behind your ear, but now, it's impossible to pretend you’re unaffected.
When you finally drag your gaze from the papers on your lap, you see that Nikolai has already set his glass aside and leaned forward slightly, forearms braced on his knees, the shape of him loose but intent. Not lounging anymore; still smiling, but quieter now.
“You’re sweating,” he murmurs, like he’s noting the weather.
You blink, embarrassed all over again. You hadn’t even noticed, but he’s right. All at once, you can feel the inside of your elbows are damp, the band of your tights sticky against your lower belly. Unconsciously, you press your thighs together again under the folder in your lap. You don't notice the way the motion draws their eyes— fluid and silent, like the swing of a trap that's already set.
“It’s warm in here,” you explain quickly.
“Mm.” Price's voice rumbles behind you. “Or maybe you're just feeling the pressure.”
You turn your head slightly. Not enough to meet his eyes, but enough to make him out in your peripheral vision.
“I’m fine,” you say.
It's clear they aren't convinced.
“Let’s take a break,” Nikolai declares, already rising from his seat. “You look like you could use a breather.”
“I’m okay,” you say again, reflexive, hands tightening on the folder like it might anchor you.
“I didn’t ask if you were okay, kotyonok kitten,” he replies lightly, stepping toward you. “I said you could use a break.”
He extends a hand, rough-worn and lined. A soldier's palm. The offer, paired with more Russian he has to know you don’t understand, makes your brow knit tight. With what emotion, you don't quite know. But the feeling hovers there just like his hand, quiet and yet unignorable.
You look up at him.
His shirt is fitted but open at the collar, unbuttoned too far down, showing off a gold chain cradled in a dark nest of hair; his sleeves are rolled, more carelessly than Price's, his thick forearms lined with more of that dark hair and prominent veins. Your eyes dart back to the v at his collar, watching as his chest rises slow and steady, like he has all the time in the world to wait for you.
And behind you, you feel the air change, and know without checking that Price has shifted— a slight movement, but enough to remind you that you're surrounded.
The pretense of your composure— your ability to act like nothing is happening here— finally falls away.
“I—I should stay focused,” you say softly, almost pleadingly, like a final attempt you don't really believe will work.
“You’re trying too hard,” Nikolai counters, his voice gentle, his eyes gleaming. “You’re not under interrogation, sweetheart.”
The word lands like a thumb on your tongue.
Sweetheart.
“I just want to do a good job,” you mumble, not sure why you say it, or why your voice breaks on job.
“You already have,” Price says. You feel the weight of his hand land firmly on your shoulder; feel both comforted and trapped by it. “We’ve got everything we need.”
“That’s right,” Nikolai murmurs, taking another step closer. “You’ve done beautifully.”
His eyes drop, tracing the curve of your breasts under the blouse, the cinch of the waistband over your rounded stomach, the heft of your thighs where they press outward beneath the hem of your skirt. He doesn't hide it. And for the first time, you realize there’s something like hunger coming off him.
“It’s a rare thing,” he goes on. “A girl like you—”
“What kind of girl?” you ask defensively— a cornered cat, hissing and spitting right before it gets scruffed.
That makes both of them pause.
And smile.
“Soft,” Nikolai says. “Shy. Looks at her own body like it’s a burden.”
“And has no idea,” Price murmurs behind you, thumb brushing once against your collarbone, “how fuckin’ pretty she is when she’s trying not to squirm.”
Your heart thunders in your throat. You want to speak, say something, but your mouth has gone dry. Nikolai’s fingers touch your chin, lightly tipping your face toward him again. With those storm dark eyes looking down on you, and Price’s solid warmth at your back, he says,
“Let us take care of you.”
The words seem to hang in the air. They’re less coaxing than how he sounded before; maybe even, you think, closer to a command than an offer. Again, something in the back of your mind squirms, twisting away from that sour note, even while the heat simmering in your belly flares at the prospect.
It’s confusing; it’s too much. You don’t reply, and the silence that follows is heavy.
Price is the one who steps back first, just enough for his hand to lift from your shoulder and the heat of him to ease off. Finally, you can breathe— sharp, sudden, almost dizzy with the room’s stillness, like you only became aware you were starving yourself of oxygen once you gasped it in again.
“Up you get, then,” he says casually, voice still low but not unkind.
“What— why?” you ask, the question reflexive, almost petulant.
“You haven’t taken that breather. And you look like you need it,” Nikolai says mildly, stepping aside as well, leaving you a narrow path between them. And in that gap, set back against the wall, you see the front door to the suite.
They give you space the way wolves might give a deer a final glimpse of open forest— calculated, careful, almost gracious. But your limbs are too heavy with heat and noise to bolt for it.
Something in you folds instead of flinching.
Slowly, you find your feet. You stand, and your skirt creaks at the hips as it adjusts; your tights cling uncomfortably to the undersides of your thighs now that the fabric has warmed with your body. You feel heavy, clumsy in your own skin. But still, you don’t run.
“There,” Nikolai murmurs, watching you rise. “Better, isn’t it?”
You open your mouth to answer but gasp as fingers brush the fabric of your blouse, just beneath the swell of your breast.
You look down to see Price’s hand there, his thick, squared fingers pressing into the delicate green of your clothing.
“Shirt’s damp,” he says, like he’s pointing out a detail on a map. Like he hadn’t given you that breath of air just so he could press in tighter somewhere more tender. “Warm in here, you said. In’t that right?”
His thumb drags upward, slow as sunrise, pressing into the soft give of your breast through the fabric. You try to step forward, away from the touch, but Nikolai is already there, closing the small gap he’d allowed you like it’s nothing. His hands brace your hips lightly— barely there, but unmistakable.
“I—I really should go,” you whisper, voice thready. “I didn’t think this was… part of it.”
“No? Funny,” Price says, sounding a touch darker now. “It suits you.”
His thumb finds your nipple. Presses once. Not hard, just enough for it to stiffen, traitorous and obvious through your blouse. You suck in a quivery little breath, trying to grasp at the shreds of your composure, to figure out how to get out of this room unscathed, unchanged.
But you’ve already failed in that.
“Sensitive little thing,” Price mutters. “That all it takes?”
You don’t see him move, but you feel it: the weight of his presence peeling away from your back, only for a moment, before he reappears in your periphery. His knuckles graze the side of your throat, calloused and unhurried, as he rounds you with the slow certainty of a turning tide. The shift is subtle, but it leaves you suddenly exposed at the back, your balance teetering.
“She’s shaking,” Nikolai observes, amusement thick in his voice. “Poor thing doesn’t know where to look.”
He's behind you now— when did he get there?— his hand splayed low across your spine like a paperweight, his thumb rising to press at the dimple just above your ass, a barely-there pressure that makes your stomach lurch.
He’s right.
You don’t.
Because Price is right in front of you now, his fingers plucking, teasing the stiffened peak of your nipple through layers of fabric. And Nikolai’s hands are sliding lower— over your hips, down the supple curve of your lower belly, until one snakes under your structured black skirt. It pushes up and makes a home between your legs, cupping, palming the heat that has soaked through your tights. His breath ghosts over the shell of your ear: deep, gravel-warm, and horribly smug.
“You’re wet.”
It isn’t a question.
You whimper.
“It’s okay,” he murmurs, flexing his fingers, his palm shifting, rubbing so subtly you could almost be imagining it. “You’re doing so well.”
“I didn’t—I didn’t mean—” you start, shame rising hot in your throat.
“You want to be good, don’t you?” Price asks, pinching lightly again. “That’s why you came here, all dressed up. All trembling and sweet. Trying so hard to be professional with a soaked cunt under your skirt.”
“No! I mean, I—”
“Ah, ah,” Nikolai purrs, hand tightening just slightly. “No need to lie. Not to us.”
You can feel yourself unraveling— stomach bunching, breath shortening, thighs twitching to close but held wide by the press of Nikolai’s thick thigh.
“You don’t get looked at like this, do you?” Price asks softly. “Not usually.”
You shake your head before you can stop yourself. Both of them hum.
“Shame,” Nikolai whispers. His middle finger presses more firmly than the others, right along the seam of your tights. “They’ve no idea what they’re missing.”
“But we know,” Price adds, leaning in, the bristles of his beard feathering against your cheek. “Don’t we, love?”
They haven't even taken off a single piece of your clothing, and you already feel stripped bare.
Nikolai is a solid wall behind you, his palm spread over the heat between your thighs, cupping you like it's his. Price stands before you, crowding you in, still thumbing lazily at the stiff peak of your nipple through your blouse. The fabric is growing more damp now, darkening visibly where sweat gathers under your breasts, under your arms. You clench your jaw to keep from making any more noise, lock your knees to keep them from folding.
Despite your efforts, your body betrays you, trembling anyway. And that's when Nikolai’s voice dips, lilting and coaxing, into your ear.
“Let’s see you, darling.”
“What?” you breathe. Panic floods your chest.
“Off,” Price says simply, nodding once to your blouse. “All of it.”
You freeze.
And, though their gazes press in on you, they don't move— don’t poke, or pull, or push. They just wait, almost insultingly patient, letting silence grind against your nerves until your mind finally catches up with the inevitability they already know:
What you're going to let them do to you.
Your chest rises with a deep breath— bracing, for courage — and Price leans back, giving you space.
It doesn’t feel like mercy; it feels like stepping into a snare.
You unbutton your blouse first, fingers fumbling now, and you hate that they can see how nervous you are, how clumsy you become when eyes are on you. The fabric pulls at your chest as you work down the row, then peel it away with a sound like tearing paper. Your bare arms catch goosebumps instantly, not from the air, but from being so wholly seen. Quickly, as if to distract yourself, your skirt follows. You slide the zipper down and wriggle it past your hips, your thighs rubbing as it falls around your ankles. The tights cling more stubbornly— sticky with sweat, dragging over every curve, every soft fold of skin. Your eyes stay on your feet as you step out of the bundle, the goosebumps now racing down over your midriff and the backs of your thighs.
“Weren’t planning on anyone seeing those, were you?” Price says.
Your head snaps up to see he's looking directly at your bra and panties; automatically, you look down at yourself, too.
Your underwear don't match. The bra is blush pink, one of your older ones— worn and plain, a little too small, so that the band bites into your back more tightly than usual. Your panties are dark blue, cotton, and stretched more than you would want them to be. They hug the crease where your belly meets your thighs and dig just slightly into your hips.
No, you weren't planning on anyone seeing them, and that made you a bit sheepish to begin with. But the fact that he’d say it—
“Pulled from the drawer in the dark, was it?” he adds. His voice is light, teasing, but still a little mean— poking a sore spot, for what? His own amusement?
Your whole face burning, you cross you arms, cinch them tight around yourself, like you could cover everything at once—your stomach, your tits, the deep, soft curve of your inner thighs.
Why would I wear these?
Why didn’t I check?
Why the fuck am I still here—
You take a step back, reaching for the blouse you’d dropped on the floor.
“I shouldn't have— I should go,” you grit, feeling utterly stupid and small. Your throat is tight with humiliation over it all— being the last-minute replacement on this job, losing your composure in front of these two men, being so unprofessional that you actually took off your fucking clothes, and especially— the part that cuts the deepest, makes the sting of angry tears finally rise behind your eyes— letting yourself believe that they would truly mean those pretty lines they fed you.
Would actually want you.
“Fuck this,” you whisper, fumbling for the blouse with shaky fingers, ready to tear it on— tear yourself from this snare and retreat to lick your wounds alone.
But before you can lift it, Price’s palm lands flat between your shoulder blades.
“Bend over.”
Your lips part to protest, but you never get the words out.
He presses, and you fold.
The edge of the table hits the juncture of your hips, sharp and unyielding; your arms fold forward to catch yourself, tits flattening against your forearms. You barely have time to inhale before the flat of his hand cracks down between your legs.
A spank, right over your soaked panties.
Crack— and your knees buckle.
Oh my God—
Your gasp is a ragged, dizzying inhale.
It isn’t the pain that leaves you reeling. It's the wet sound it makes, echoing in your ears like a shot; the fact that he’d aimed straight for your cunt; and the blinding, inexplicable heat that blooms instantly between your thighs.
“There she is,” Price mutters, his voice low and pleased. With the hand that spanked you, he palms your ass cheek, kneading it like praise.
“Now be a good girl for the captain, pet,” Nikolai purrs, “and let him see all of you. Hm?”
You don't move. You don't cry. You don't think about your bra and panties, or the job, or the pretty concierge from downstairs. You lay there for a moment with your arms folded up under you and your chin pressed to the wood of the table, just… existing in your body. It's gone molten and heavy in a way you've never experienced before, trembling from deep within, your cunt slick enough now that you can feel it beginning to soak through the fabric, cooling against the air on the back of your thighs.
You know, then, that from the moment you set eyes on Captain Price and Nikolai in the doorway of their hotel suite, you were never going to leave without taking what they would give you.
Your bra comes off first. You unclip it slowly, hands shaking from adrenaline and anticipation, and your breasts bounce free, sagging under their weight, your nipples already stiff from the rush of blood beneath your skin. You see Price’s gaze flick lower. You see him smile.
Your panties follow. You peel them down carefully, trying to avoid any awkward movements, but there is no elegant way to undress with your thighs and hips and belly, all of you so soft, so unhidden, every inch of you marked by your body’s honest weight.
Price doesn't flinch; neither does Nikolai. They look at you— all of you— and move in.
They have you on your back, laid out on the table, in seconds— Price guiding you down, Nikolai lifting your legs by the backs of your knees. They don’t speak to each other, and don't seem to need to. In silence, your arms are gently, firmly pressed to your sides, your thighs parted, your body arranged.
You lay there, rendered limp by the ease of it.
They unbuckle slowly, almost leisurely, and through it all, you don’t move a muscle out of place. You just watch as they ready themselves: shirts coming unbuttoned or being shrugged from shoulders, hanging open; belts sagging, zippers parting, trouser waists falling slack but held up by the thickness of their thighs. Boxers being tugged down or pushed aside, fabric parting to free what's underneath. The scent of them fills the space— soap, sweat, something like musk and leather. Hair scatters across solid bellies and wide chests, one a shade darker than the other. You look between them and can't decide, from this angle, which of them is stronger, denser, hairier. They both look like more than just men. They look like grizzlies made bipedal.
And they're about to fuck me. The thought makes your head rush in the most wonderful, horrible way.
Then Price steps into your view.
You look down the length of your body—over your jiggling belly, your splayed thighs—and stare.
You'd felt his hand on your shoulder, your waist, your breast; you're acquainted with its width. To now see the way he grips his cock with that hand, how the head stands out from his pale fingers, red and blunt and already glistening as he glides his fist from the crown to the base and back again…
He's stupidly, devastatingly thick.
The sight brings back a sense of reality, of practicality, and with it, a surge of nervous anticipation rises within you. When he steps closer, you grasp for sense. “What about— D-do you have a condom?” you stammer suddenly, voice higher than you mean it to be.
And Price laughs.
He laughs.
Before you can even register it, Nikolai’s fingers are skimming along your temples, thumbs stroking down your cheeks to your shoulders. Gentle. Possessive.
“Don’t worry, kisa kitty,” he croons from above you. You look up at him, see his face upside down, leaning over you. As you stare into his storm-dark eyes, his fingertips press into the hollows of your chest, just below your collarbones— subtly holding you down. “You won't be needing that.”
It's all the warning you have before Price pushes in.
The head of his cock breaches you slowly— hot, silken, impossibly thick, somehow thicker even than it looked. Your cunt seizes around him instinctively, like your body is trying to push him out even as it pulses to pull him deeper. You cry out, the sound punched from your chest at the feeling of him splitting you open. And yes, there is pain, but it's not sharp. Not bad. Just a molten stretch that burns through your whole lower body, stealing your breath as he carves room inside you.
You feel your thighs twitch, your belly rise with each shallow breath as he keeps going, slowly but ruthlessly filling you by inches— dragging his cock through your tight, clinging heat like he’s mapping every dip and fold. And then, finally, you feel his thighs press against the underside of your ass, and know you've taken him to the root.
“Fuckin’ hell,” he mutters, flexing his hips to press even more firmly against you, drawing another little cry from your lips. “Grippin’ me like a fist.”
“She’s clenching?” Nikolai asks, voice above your head bright with interest.
“Like she thinks she can stop me.”
He chuckles. “That’s adorable.”
All at once, there are fingers at your lips: Nikolai’s, tapping gently.
“Now, moy kotyonok my kitten,” he says, “let’s keep that mouth busy, mm?”
Attention stolen by the thick, deliberate push of Price’s cock, without thinking, you open.
Nikolai presses in.
It’s awkward at first. The angle is strange; your head is tipped back over the edge of the table, and you can barely flatten your tongue properly. Mercifully, his cock enters slowly, warm and slightly salty, the skin soft but the shape firm. You can feel his foreskin drag against your tongue, unfamiliar and smooth, shifting each time he slides in and withdraws only to come back, pressing further once again.
Your moan around him is wet and open-mouthed— half a sound, half a reflex.
“Good girl,” he murmurs, stroking your jaw as his cock fills your mouth. “Just like that.”
Between your legs, Price starts to move. Tiny thrusts at first, shallow and probing, like he's testing the push and pull of you from the inside. Even that little friction drags fire through your cunt— stretched and slick and full, your pussy gripping around him in twitching, helpless pulses. Every inch he takes and then gives back makes your breath catch, makes your mouth slacken around Nikolai’s cock, makes your thoughts fly apart into something raw and dirty and shameful.
“Told you she’d take it,” you hear Price say, his voice closer now, one hand braced on your belly. “Didn’t believe me.”
“I believe you now,” Nikolai chuckles. “Look at her.”
He pulls back, just far enough to rest his cockhead on your bottom lip. You pant against it, spit-slick and open, your lashes fluttering. A small, sensible part of you tries to make sense of what they mean, until their cocks chase it away again.
“Open,” Nikolai says, looking down at you as he lifts his cock slightly.
At first, you blink at him, confused that he's taking it away from your mouth. Then you feel his hand under your jaw, tilting.
“Open wide for me. Show me how grateful you are the captain’s fucking you so well.”
You obey— mouth wide, throat raw from taking him deep, your tongue falling out like a wet, pink cradle to welcome him back to you. Nikolai lifts his cock and presses it against your chin, then down.
Then he brings his balls to your mouth.
Soft and heavy, they settle against your lips, spreading over your chin, the underside of your nose. You whimper and lick, trying your best, awkward and heat-flushed as you lap at the seam of his scrotum, the sweat-slick skin dusted with coarse, wiry hair, and the firmer swells within it. The salt and warmth of him fill your mouth, your lungs as you work at him. Your thighs shake; your nose knocks gently against his sack as Price fucks you, forcing you to chase Nikolai with your tongue, try to suck the skin between your lips only to lose it again the next second.
But Nikolai doesn’t seem to mind. “There’s a good girl,” he croons, cupping your neck with his other hand, the first slowly jerking his cock against your chin. “So polite. So obedient.”
Price’s thrusts deepen. He grunts low in his throat, hand splayed over your soft belly, pinning you as he fucks up into you harder.
“Jesus, she’s fucking soaked,” he says, almost to himself. “Can feel her fluttering around me. Like she’s trying not to come.”
“She doesn’t want to make a mess,” Nikolai replies; you can hear the smirk in his voice when he adds, “She’s still trying to be professional.”
They both laugh.
“Darling,” Nikolai says sweetly, brushing your spit-slick cheek with his knuckles. “You’ve got a cock in your cunt and another on your chin, with your face buried in my balls. I think that ship has sailed.”
You barely have time to register how that makes you feel before Price abruptly pulls out of you; the slick, wet drag makes your back arch from the table.
“Switch,” he grunts, wiping his cockhead along the soft underside of your thigh.
Empty now, you whine, cunt twitching helplessly around nothing, already clenching as if begging him to come back. But Nikolai is there immediately, knocking your knees aside with the width of his torso.
And he doesn’t wait— he just presses in.
He is a smaller man than Price, but not by much. Though not quite as thick, his cock is longer, and he doesn’t try to ease you into it, just thrusts into your cunt with a sharp, sure rhythm that rocks your body on the table. The wood squeaks against your shifting softness; your tits bounce with every firm smack of his hips.
“There’s my good girl,” he hisses, wide hands gripping your waist harder than Price had, pressing into the ample give of your body. “Taking us in so nicely. Like you were made for this.”
You can’t answer, distracted as you are, because Price has moved to your head.
His cock hovers above your mouth— wet with your arousal, flushed dark and veined, the crown slick from where he’d just fucked you.
“Open up,” he says, his hand spanning you from jaw to cheekbone. “Want you to taste the mess you made on my cock.”
Mouth slack, eyes heavy lidded, your body buzzing like never before, you don’t hesitate for even a second.
You just obey.
The taste hits you immediately— bitter, musky, salt layered over something slick and unmistakably yours. Embarrassment and arousal tangle inside you until you can't separate them, bouncing you between them just like these men fuck your body from both ends. Driving you quickly toward a precipice that, all things considered, should have been much farther away than it is.
I’ve never come like this, you think wildly, even as your stomach begins to tighten with that familiar feeling. I don’t even think I can—
Nikolai’s cock pistons into you faster, harder, his solid hips slapping against the backs of your thighs. His pubic hair scrapes the tender skin of your folds, his balls plapping rhythmically against your ass. There’s no angle you can squirm into that doesn’t bring pleasure, no breath you can take that doesn't make you whimper.
“She’s shakin’,” Price murmurs, his voice a low hum above you as he holds your head still and fucks your mouth. “Think she’s close?”
“She shouldn’t be,” Nikolai laughs breathlessly. “Haven’t touched her clit.”
He’s right— they haven’t even grazed it accidentally. You’ve had nothing but the constant grind of cock inside your holes, the friction of your back and ass against the table, and the thunder of your own heartbeat in your ears.
And yet—
Your thighs keep twitching. Your cunt spasms around Nikolai with every thrust. Your nipples have drawn tight despite the warmth building in the room, dark with blood, scraping the air with every bounce.
“That it, sweetheart?” Price asks, cupping your face with both hands, digging his fingers into your scalp and canting his hips to drag his cock more firmly against your tongue. “You gonna come just like this?”
You whine, your whole body wound tight, your hips twitching to meet Nikolai’s thrusts, so fucking close—
He pulls out.
You cry out in sharp dismay, the sound garbled around the cock still in your throat.
“Switch,” Nikolai pants, his voice a touch more hoarse now. “Not done with her yet.”
They do it again: Price at your cunt this time, his girth stretching you anew, driving a brutal rhythm into your already swollen hole.
You moan in relief, your eyes scrunched closed, too glad to have someone hitting that spot inside you again to react to Nikolai tapping your lips with his cock. He lets the tip smear prespend across your lips and chin instead, chuckling, “Look at her. Fucked stupid. Face a mess. Is that her mascara?”
“Was,” Price mutters.
“Desperate little kitty,” Nikolai croons at you. “Crying just from cock.”
You hadn’t realized you were crying until he said it, but now you notice your face is wet from every angle— saliva leaking from the corners of your mouth over your cheeks, tears streaking black through your ruined lashes, catching in your hairline. Your mouth has gone puffy from effort, jaw sore and slack. And every time they edge themselves— pulling out, groaning, trading places— they drag you closer too, without even trying.
It’s torture of the most exquisite kind.
You want to scream, beg, tell them to just keep going, to fuck you through it—
But your mouth is full again.
“That’s it,” Nikolai purrs, sliding his cock back into your throat. “Just like that, pet. Show us how grateful you are. Show us what that fat little mouth was made for.”
Price thrusts harder into you, his grip on your thighs tightening. “She’s ready, Nik,” he grits, his voice rough from affect and effort. “Pussy’s fuckin’ beggin’ me to come, mate. Drippin’ all over the goddamn table.”
And you are. It pours from your cunt in strings, smearing his thighs and yours, soaking the wood beneath you. You can feel how wet you are, how slick your skin has become with sweat and arousal; can imagine how far gone you must look, used and wet-faced and wrecked. Laid out across the table, bookended by their masculine frames, twitching and writhing on their cocks like a thing possessed.
Then Price hits something deep, something bright. You squeal helplessly around Nikolai’s cock, a broken, animal sound.
And that makes things escalate quickly.
Price snarls something low and wordless, slamming himself fully inside you, and you scream— muffled, guttural, the sound pulled from the depth of you. Your whole body jolts forward, the force flicking your jaw upwards; not quite a bite, but enough to scrape against the meat in your mouth, which promptly slips free.
Nikolai pulls back with a wet pop, breathing hard. Startled, with a flash of worry, your eyes pop open to see his tip, slick and flushed, hovering above your face as he fists his cock roughly at the base.
“Teeth,” he pants, drawing your wide-eyed gaze to his face. His dark brow is furrowed and sweat-slick, but more from exertion than annoyance. He flashes you a teasing smile. “Didn’t want to ruin my fun just yet.”
Reassured, you manage a nod, gasp in air— but not for long.
Because his balls are suddenly in your face again, and this time, there’s no hesitation.
You latch.
Tongue sloppy, drooling, tasting every inch of him, you suck and kiss and lick with no rhythm, no grace— just sheer want. Your arm even snakes up next to your ear, your hand wrapping around the back of his thick, hairy thigh, urging him closer. You chase the salt and musk of him like you’re starving for it, lavishing him with unspoken praise— a wet, messy, earnest worship.
“Fuckin’... Christ.” You feel Nikolai’s broad hand cup underneath your skull, keeping your mouth pressed close to him. “Filthy fuckin’ thing. Sovsem s uma skhodit. Completely losing her mind,” he mutters, the words slipping rough and low. “Little animal.”
Your hips react to the affect in his voice, bucking out of rhythm with Price’s thrusts. “Hold still,” he growls, voice sharp with effort. Your ankles kick out once, uncontrolled, before his grip steadies your hips again, pressing you down against the table almost hard enough to grind your bones.
He drives into you now like he’s trying to knock the orgasm out of you with brute force, the sound of flesh meeting flesh loud and constant. Your tits bounce violently with the impact, the table underneath you jerking in time with his rhythm. Your softness is everywhere— your belly rippling with every thrust, thighs quaking with the force of it, skin slapping loud and wet in the heat-thick air.
If you weren’t flesh, your body would break into pieces.
You can’t think, can’t make a sound; can barely even breathe. You feel it coming— a white heat blooming in your pelvis, a deep, unbearable twist building in your gut. You whimper again and again, high-pitched and frantic, against Nikolai’s balls, nose buried in the sweaty skin, tongue flattened and desperate. Your toes curl, cramp, slip uselessly against Price’s legs, searching for purchase so you can try to bring your orgasm forth yourself if they decide to take it away again.
If they do… you think you might die if they do.
Please, you wail wordlessly. Please—
“Now,” Price snarls, low and final. “Fuckin’ give it to me.”
You shatter.
It rips through you like a crack in glass— fracturing something fundamental, white-hot and irreversible. Your body stops being yours to control, overtaken by the force of it, the raw inevitability.
It’s not graceful. It’s messy; ugly with need.
Your breath punches out of you in sharp, stuttering gasps, everything pulling taut from the inside out as your cunt clenches in violent pulses around Price’s cock. The sounds you make… you don’t know if you’re begging or thanking or praying. You just know it’s pouring out of you, choked, wordless, and raw, against Nikolai’s sweat-slick skin.
But Price doesn’t stop.
Doesn’t even slow down.
His hands lock around your wrists— one in each fist— and pull.
You jolt, your spine dragged flat against the table again with the momentum of it, and realize with a broken sob that he’s using your body for leverage. Hauling you down into each savage thrust so you don’t slide up from the sheer force of him.
Quickly, your arms begin to ache, stretched taut between them. Your body bucks, tits jerking wildly, belly rippling, thighs slapping wet and slick against his hips. He’s fucking you through the aftershocks like he needs it— like he’s wringing your orgasm out by the root, forcing every last tremor from your cunt.
And your mouth is still on Nikolai’s balls.
The pleasure within you peaks. Your head swims; your vision blurs. You’re licking and moaning around Nikolai’s balls with a mouth too full to close, slick and open, your tongue insistent and hungry. You don’t notice him shift until the angle changes— his hips tilting just enough, the muscles in his thighs flexing against your cheek—
And your tongue slides lower.
Past the seam.
Past the curve of his perineum.
Right to a part of him you never expected to reach.
You realize it at once. But you don’t stop.
You just lick— broad, deliberate, right over the tight heat of his asshole— and the reaction is immediate. Nikolai lets out a stunned, guttural sound, his hand clenching hard in your hair.
“Ohh,” he gasps, his body shuddering.“Ebat’. Bozhe moi. Fuck. My god.”
The Russian makes you freeze, unsure how to interpret it until he adds, voice thick and choked, “Good girl, lyubov’ love.”
You do it again— sloppier, more eager. Nikolai groans low in his throat, the sound almost drowning out the wet shlick of him working his cock. “Good girl,” he repeats. “Just like that— eat my ass.”
You feel Price falter; his rhythm staggers.
“Well, fuckin’ hell,” he mutters, trying for flippant, but his voice is rough, threadbare. “Didn’t even have to be told.” He doesn’t stop thrusting, but now each movement feels heavier, more ragged.
“You know how to pick them, kapitan,” Nikolai throws back, though the words stutter, barely held together as he fists himself faster now.
Because you’re panting through your nose, tongue working desperately to fuck deeper between the clench of his cheeks, your spit gluing your mouth to his skin in wet, filthy strings. You’re so far gone, aching for more of him, any part of him; licking him like you want inside. Like if you can just press a little harder, he’ll let you in.
And then you feel it. With a stifled curse, his thighs tense against your ears, and a hot pulse splashes across your tits.
You gasp, dazed, and keep licking. Keep worshipping. Nikolai grunts again; another spill lands across your skin.
“Fuck, that’s it,” he pants. “Just like that, sweetheart. You’ve earned it.”
He shifts forward, dropping his cock between your tits, gathering them in both hands. Your soft flesh spills through his fingers, slick and shining with his come as he rocks his hips, dragging himself through the heat and weight of you with a low, broken groan.
“Perfect tits,” he murmurs. “Perfect, filthy little tongue.”
A pause, breathless.
“Perfect,” he repeats, and something in his voice makes your lungs pull tight. “Moy kotyonok. My kitten.”
It makes you want— not for you, but for him. He’s still dragging his cock through the come-slick heat of your chest, slow and indulgent, and now, your hands come up to join him. You cover his, your smaller fingers slipping over his knuckles, urging him to squeeze harder, tighter, pressing your breasts together around him. Giving him everything he wants and more.
The effect is immediate.
Nikolai moans low, and you feel the tremble in his thighs as he fucks your tits with slow, indulgent thrusts, each one slicker than the last, the mess of him smeared thick between your breasts.
And Price— he falters. You hear it in the hitch of his breath, feel it in the sudden jolt that interrupts his thrusts. A low curse breaks from him, shaky and raw.
“Fuck,” he mutters. Then, like he’s losing the fight against himself:
“Jesus— fucking hell.”
He surges forward, hips snapping once, twice, before he drives in deep and stills.
The noise he makes when he floods you is nothing like the others— less a growl, more a sound torn out of him. With it, you feel the thick heat of him spill inside you, the rhythmic twitching of his cock as he comes. Reflexively, your walls pulse around him, spent and soaked, clinging greedily to every drop and drawing yet more sounds from him until they finally subside.
And then it’s quiet.
Everything stills except the pant of breath, the tremble of muscle, the soft, sticky sounds of skin parting from skin. Your mouth slips open where it rests against Nikolai, swollen and wordless. When he lifts himself off you slowly, carefully, you gasp in a lungful of air as the weight of him finally eases. The cool air hits your wet skin; you shiver, utterly spent.
Yet, through the haze of exhausted satisfaction that covers you, there’s one last thing you still want.
Your fingers twitch where they lie on the table— reaching, searching. Your mouth opens a little wider, your brow pinching in subtle supplication. Your throat is too raw to form words, but you try to make your intentions clear: you lift your chin, eyes fluttering shut again as you whisper out a breath, a faint hum of desire.
Nikolai murmurs something in Russian; you can’t understand it, but the words sound soft, indulgent, almost amused. Then you feel sticky, heated skin against your lips— his cock, one last time. You hum, mouth twitching into a brief smile, pleased he understood what you were asking for. He presses closer for you, and you suck lazily at the head, tasting the mess you helped make.
Then Price— grunting quietly, still catching his breath— guides himself to your mouth next. You lick at him too, slow and grateful, until he hisses through his teeth and pulls away.
“Insatiable,” someone mutters. You can’t tell who; you’re too tired to even consider opening your eyes.
Helpless, blinded by the dark of your eyelids, you feel hands on you again, gentle this time. You’re dead weight, limp and satiated as you are, the soft rolls of your skin fever-warm beneath a sheen of sweat and spend. Yet they lift you from the table with surprising ease. You feel like a wisp as strong arms gather you close, cradling you against a chest that smells like smoke and salt and sex, the steady thrum of a heartbeat echoing dimly through your cheek.
As you rise, your head lolls, weightless, to the curve of a shoulder. Something ticklish like whiskers feathers your temple; a blunt nose presses to the crown of your head.
With the tiniest of sighs, you slip under— weightless and willing.
—
You wake to the sound of movement: the low rustle of fabric, the metallic clink of gear, the murmur of voices pitched low with purpose. Boots thud softly against tile, measured and unhurried. Somewhere nearby, a strap cinches tight; the teeth of a zipper rasps into place.
You stir, slow and disoriented, your body aching in that deep, satisfied way that makes time feel irrelevant. Your skin is tender-warm, sore and slick, and for a long moment, you can’t place where you are and why the air smells thick with something primal.
Then it returns in a rush— everything they’d done to you, everything you let them do. The hours between then and now blur into a molten wash of sensation, so thick with memory that it almost hurts to breathe.
You sit up too quickly, a dull throb blooming through your thighs. “Shit— I should’ve gone— hours ago—” you murmur, scrubbing shaky hands over your face, trying to wake yourself quicker. “I need to check in, find out what’s next, Laswell’s probably—”
But before your feet can hit the floor, Price is there. He crosses the room in two strides and presses a steady hand to your shoulder, keeping you down with ease.
“No,” he says, quiet but certain. His blue eyes—sharp and unreadable beneath the edge of his lashes—hold you fast. “You’re staying here.”
You blink up at him, still trying to clear the sleep from your head. “But I was only meant to make contact—pass off the intel. I wasn’t supposed to—”
“To what?” he asks, one brow lifting ever so slightly.
You open your mouth, but the words stick behind your teeth. Heat creeps up your chest, writes itself into your expression before you can stop it.
“I didn’t think I was meant to stay,” you finish, weakly.
A second shadow enters your periphery, and then Nikolai crouches in front of you, balanced easily on the balls of his feet. His sleeves are rolled, forearms bare, eyes lit with something almost like humor.
“Darling,” he says with a tilt of his head, “you think you’re getting up and leaving after that?”
You hesitate, brows furrowed, unsure if you should be embarrassed or offended. But he only looks entertained— pleased, even. It catches you off guard. The room has become a different world since you first entered it; now, somehow, you aren’t sure where you’re meant to go next.
Your mind, still hazy, circles back to a line that had confused you when you first heard it— something said while you’d been too far gone to question it.
And you didn’t think she’d take it. Look at her now.
The words bloom with new weight now, taking root.
You look between them, a slow unease beginning to knit itself through your ribs. “You said—” Your voice catches, then steadies. “Back when I was… when I had your cock in my mouth. He said you ‘didn’t think I’d take it.’” Your gaze catches on Nikolai. “But… when—?”
You don’t need to finish the sentence for him to catch your meaning: When could you have said it that I didn’t hear?
Price is the one who answers, offering you the faintest smile. “Laswell called,” he says. “Told us about the change. Jacobs was out; you were in.”
Lightly, Nikolai remarks, “Called us before she called you, I believe.” Your eyes cut back to him, wide and stunned as he grins, sharing a look with Price.
“She said you were solid. Smart. Reliable.”
“Said you looked sweet.” Nikolai’s mouth curves. “That was the part we liked most.”
You don’t know what to say. Your mouth opens, and when nothing comes, you let it fall closed again.
“And,” Price adds mildly after your silence, “you did take it.”
Nikolai chuckles. “The second I saw you at the door, I knew. You looked like the type who would.” His grin sharpens just slightly. “Soft little thing. Polite. Looked like you’d do what you were told.”
“And you did,” Price echoes with finality. “Right from the start.”
Your heart is pounding again, but not from panic. The heat curling low in your belly is too thick, too delicious for that.
Then Price steps in closer, and suddenly his hand is under your jaw, guiding your chin upward with one rough knuckle. “Get some rest,” he murmurs. “We’ll be back before morning.”
A second later, Nikolai leans in and presses a kiss to the corner of your mouth— brief, but deliberate. The kind that lingers long after it’s gone.
And then Price kisses you— slower. Firmer. His mouth claims yours like punctuation, sealing the moment with a heat that startles, even after everything.
You sit there motionless after they pull away, already moving with purpose— jackets zipped, weapons checked, movements efficient and quiet. But before reaching the door, Nikolai turns back.
“Don’t worry, kitten,” he says lightly. “We’ll lock up. No one gets in but us.”
Price glances back too, expression unreadable save for the faint edge of something like amusement behind his eyes.
“And you don’t need to go anywhere, darling.”
You just stare at them, blinking, still reeling from the feeling of their mouths on yours. For the first time, you realize, and the knowledge burns through you, leaves you breathless.
“Wait here,” Price finishes, slinging his rifle into place. “You’re ours now.”
There’s no smirk in it— no hint of smugness, no flourish or performance. Just the certainty of a man saying something he considers self-evident.
Like it’s fact. Like it’s always been.
And maybe it has.
When the door clicks shut, you touch your fingers to your lips. They’re still tingling. And they keep tingling as you sink slowly back into the sheets— to relish the scent of your men still on your skin, and wait for them to come home.
#call of duty#cod x reader#price x reader#nikolai x reader#cod smut#tf 141 x reader#captain price x reader#price x you#nikolai x you#cod fanfic#john price#captain price#nikolai cod#nikolai call of duty#cw dubcon#blueywrites#me slinking back to the tags like *sad booty* bc i posted at dead ass oclock originally
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hi champs im a little nervous to post my cringe au but everyone on here is equally cringe (/pos) so its ok 😛
here’s my au where mac is a knight and everyone else are dragons RAAH here’s da minor circuit and the humans





yap under cut
so basically to explain a while ago i got a big book of all of the dnd dragons . and the dragons in dnd all have very set personalities , and my brainrotted self was like hahahah yk who else has distinct personalities so this was created
glass jragon : okay so he’s actually the exception because i drew him before i really had the idea so he’s just . his own thing . he breathes fire but he’s really bad at it and it makes all of the other dragons kinda sad for him . the villagers have beef with him because he likes to steal their bread
von draiser : kaiser is a sapphire dragon because in the dnd lore sapphire dragons like military stuff and they hoard swords and weapons and gear . instead of shining his boots , draiser shines … himself . sapphire dragons also have noise breath which i assume is just them yelling loudly . AAAAAATTACKE !!! this guy doesn’t even do anything malicious , the villagers just hate him cuz he’s always yellin
disco dragon : disco kid is an indigo dragon because they like to party and their scales glow . he IS the disco ball ! his appearance is more based on his title defense look but shhhh . the villagers don’t like him because he’s always moving and grooving and idk they hate whimsy or sum
king draggo : hippo is a cerulean dragon because they like chillin and adventuring and i thought their sails looked aquatic so he can swim around . glass jragon steals all the bread and this guy just steals everything else . he mostly likes chillin in water by himself and occasionally terrorizing the village to get some food . he should just ask nicely :(
finally some yap about the humans , little mac is a knight who heard about all of these freaky dragons and decided to show up to beat them all up . he meets doc in the village and doc becomes his mentor . speaking of doc ! he’s a shapeshifted dragon who decided to live among humans and chill instead of terrorizing people . (he’s a retired boxer in canon , so here he’s a retired dragon) . and finally , the ref is upper class just because i wanted to put him in a silly outfit, he frequently gets bullied by the dragons
#HOOOLY YAP thank you for reading all that if you did#major circuit soon !#punch out#punch out au#indigo’s punch out medieval au#cringeposting#extreme cringeposting#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo
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the ritualistic humiliation of alicent this season was absolutely disgusting and the show constantly needed to remind us that she is the character we should root against all the time and never feel bad for her, everyone else gets a pass because they’re a slave to fate, apparently, but not her. nearly every single plot point this season regarding her is swiftly followed by a punishment, whether literally or narratively.
she starts this season by having clandestine consensual sex with criston cole her sworn sword. they are so bad at being clandestine that otto and larys have clearly suspected something is going on with them. after being stood up by her, larys then replaces her regular lady’s maids with some from his staff so that they can spy and report back to him which makes alicent uncomfortable enough to send them away. that’s punishment #1
she and criston are having sex when b&c happens and are interrupted by helaena and jaehaera running in. but remember, jaehaerys was not the original target of b&c, and the mastermind behind it, daemon is redeemed by the end of this season, so alicent is so much of a POS hypocrite that while she too busy having sex with the LC of the kingsguard, her grandson dies on HER watch. and as much as i loved alicole, i really hate that the writers used their relationship to seemingly punish the characters when they literally haven’t done anything wrong. and now helaena knows about the affair too. punishment #2
alicent is confronted by rhaenyra at the sept of baelor, who lets slip that she heard viserys push for aegon to be king as his last words to her. but oh no, silly alicent, rhaenyra is here to tell you about the song of ice and fire, this stupid prophecy that has been passed from Targaeryen king to heir for generations now. how would alicent have known about it when she is neither king nor heir? doesn’t matter, she’s stupid for believing his words to be literal and stupid for playing a part in crowning her son. punishment #3
alicent takes moon tea, as an abortifacient or as a late contraceptive, we’ll never know! but the very act of taking moon tea is now perceived by grand maester orwylle, who now also has reason to suspect queen alicent has been having an affair. punishment #4
bitter and disillusioned with herself for not knowing about a stupid fucking prophecy nobody told her about and letting her horrible son aegon be crowned (even though the council was planning on installing him anyways), alicent talks down to aegon by reminding him he’ll never be as good of a king as his father (L O L) and he should do nothing. such a rousing speech leads to aegon getting drunk, flying out into battle on his dragon and getting maimed because of it. why did you say such mean things alicent? now look what you did. punishment #5
back at the small council, alicent advocates for herself to be regent with only one person there to agree with her, grand maester orwylle but not even her lover and closest confidant advocates for her. the son she is scared of the most becomes regent instead. silly alicent, don’t you know you will never be respected in a room full of men? how do you like misogyny, something you have apparently never personally experienced until this day, now? punishment #6
alicent goes to the sept of baelor to pray with helaena when a riot mob happens and is forced to retreat. this mob is apparently so righteously angry at not having enough food, they throw fish in her face with such good aim and call her the queen of fishes, alicent trips and falls for leaving helaena behind momentarily, and she also receives a bloody gash on her arm before barely escaping with her life and helaena. oh alicent, didn’t you know that the blockade of ships that carries food into the city which has been enforced by rhaenyra and corlys has actually been your fault the entire time?? punishment #7
back at the small council, alicent confronts aemond and is relieved by her duty on there by him. maybe its because she brings up a theory that he is now avenging the bullying he went through when he was young, which one could argue happened on her watch, is why she gets the boot. oh well, there goes any little ruling power and say in the war effort she had left. punishment #8
alicent sees off her brother ser gwayne who makes mention that their father otto kept her closer to him than gwayne because she was his favored child. Oh! so because alicent was otto’s favorite, it doesn’t really matter that he sold her into marriage and marital rape at age 14 last season. why would you ever want to be otto hightower’s favorite child? punishment #9
alicent also asks about daeron, with gwayne saying how unlike to aegon and aemond he is because he was raised away from them in Oldtown and not by her.. she even says this and gwayne dissuades her of that opinion but honestly, once alluded to that alicent is a bad mom, it’s just her biased brother claiming otherwise. punishment #10
#i wont even talk about the massive character assassination in the finale bc thats a separate post#anti hotd#alicent hightower#alicole?#anti ryan condal
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i still have yet to play bg3 so i still dont go here yet but Wyll seems literally like one of the most compelling characters of all time and im not even joking. I havent even played the GAME but his character arc haunts me /pos. people are literally just racist to say that he isn't compelling
LITERALLY. He's utterly fascinating. He is a folk hero, a legend, the fantasy equivalent of superman. He's a warlock who is secretly pacted to a devil. He hates devils. He's an incredible liar. He's incredibly sincere. He's silly. He unironically enjoys puns and clowns. He over-exaggerates his Blade personality because it amuses him. He sometimes doesn't know where The Blade ends and Wyll begins. His hero-ness is a performance; not to hide ill intent, but to hide a broken man, to hide weaknesses and fears. It's who he is. It's always been a distant thing, a mask. It's who he thinks he must be. He loves freely and openly and will let anyone know it. He's only ever wanted to know he's loved. He still thinks his father's inability to trust or believe in him was all his fault. He still thinks that every bit of suffering he's ever experienced was all his fault. He thinks admitting to suffering would be disrespectful to the lives he's saved. He thinks he has to suffer or else his sacrifices were worthless. He thinks it couldn't be a sacrifice if he didn't suffer for it. He would take any suffering if it meant lessening someone else's. He is the first person to stand up for someone's life and safety, the first person to defend someone's worth and autonomy. He is the last person to do so for himself. He is of the least importance to himself.
He needs to be needed, because if he's not needed then what good is his power and the soul he sacrificed for the pact to get it? And if he can't be needed then he throws himself into the fray without hesitation because his purpose has always been to sacrifice himself so others may live. His life has always been one of sacrifice. His life has been recompense since the second he was born and his mother passed as a result. He saves lives to make up for it. It will never be enough to him. It will always be everything to those he saves. He just wants to be seen for who he truly is. He thinks if no one can see him for who he is then maybe it isn't who he is, and maybe he's fooled them all, fooled himself into thinking he can be a better person, be the hero they need. He wants to be known by someone. He's terrified of someone looking deeper. He sees others for who they are. He's a monster hunter who does not hunt the typical definition of "monster", who knows that monsters are not the ones with fangs and horns in his group of friends but the men who look harmless yet cause endless death and suffering to others. Not even the threat of his life was enough to get him to harm an innocent.
He wants to be chosen. He cannot fathom that someone would choose him. He chooses others over himself every time. He has so much love for others. He thinks he must constantly earn love. He is shocked when someone simply loves him. He thinks he cannot love and lead at the same time. His only role model was a father who could never put his son before his city. He is capable of immense anger. He is capable of immense kindness. He purposefully chooses the latter; he works hard to not let his anger consume him. He's still angry over things that happened a near decade ago. He thinks feeling hurt is the same as being angry and so he can't be hurt. He's always hurting. He takes pride in his achievements and he does not underestimate himself. He's not religious. He devotes himself to his cause with the dedication of the most pious believer. He stands by his friends in any battle, against any struggle. He stands against them if they choose to threaten lives. He holds on to those he cares about with bloody knuckles and teeth bared because loss has always been the hardest pain for him to bear. He has lost everything. He gives every part of himself to others. He cannot lose anyone else. He thinks he can do anything because he refuses to believe any alternative. Because he could not survive any alternative. He thinks his intent is as important as his actions, and so he must always intend to do the right thing.
He does not tolerate his boundaries being pushed or his father being disrespected. He tolerates any judgment because he thinks he deserves it. He defends his status as the Blade of Frontiers. He thinks the fear caused by his devil form is a fault of his own that he must work to fix. He hates the patriars and their farce diplomacy, their lethal hypocrisy. He thinks his father is infallible. He does not hold himself to the same regard as he holds everyone else. He thinks its okay if it only hurts him. Anything is okay as long as it only hurts him. He has to keep fighting to prove he can be a hero. He is so, so tired. He cannot for one second admit to wanting for anything, because once he starts he might not be able to stop wanting. He cannot accept that he deserves to not suffer, too, because if he does he might not be strong enough to continue suffering so others might suffer less. He might not want to suffer. He thinks he cannot regret any decision he's made, he cannot regret his pact, because it would be a dishonour to the good he's done with it. He thinks that saying he regrets his pact would be saying he regrets every life he's saved with it and he would never regret saving lives so he cannot regret his pact. He's accepted that his freedom will always be the cost of saving lives. He desperately wants to be free. His life has never been his own, to him. He thinks every choice he's ever made was his own, alone.
He is very complex. He simplifies himself to be easily accepted by others. People fall for it easily. He just needs one person to look closer. He's afraid of what they'll find if they do. He doesn't keep his cards close to his chest, he meticulously chooses which cards to hold at all. Which parts of himself are worth losing if need be. How much of himself he has to keep close in order to keep being himself. He has seen the worst that the world has to offer. He chooses every day to be kind, to see the best in things, in others. He chooses to care. He holds onto his pain because it's proof that he cares. There are several pathways that don't connect quite right in his brain which you'll notice after a few conversations with him. He is wise beyond his years. He is my favourite guy ever
#I'm sorry there's so many paragraphs I wrote more words then tumblr allows in one block so I had to separate it#I'm obsessed with him more than I've ever been obsessed with any male character ever it's a bit concerning#but idc tho because for every Wyll hater I love him 100000 times more#Wyll Ravengard#My beautiful wife#bg3#bg3 Wyll#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 analysis#the blade of frontiers
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✨ Mr. Dream gang when??!!!!

LOOK AT THIS SILLY GUY!!!! WHY DOES (ah no, i know why) PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HIM.
Of course, I know that since NES he was just replacement for Mike Tyson because of lack of license from Nintendo and he was just... reskin, that's all. Blanky blank.
But I wouldn’t be me if something hadn’t appeared in my head when I noticed something uncanny in him. You know... His face, moves and other, all of this seem unnatural. And if unnatural... Could this mean that Dream is not human at all? Judge for yourself, in the last century there could have been development of a hyper-realistic android fighter for pumping out money of course. It never occurred to anyone that he was made of steel, and what theories could people come up with, writing in newspapers and spreading kind of disinformation? Dream was loved and hated, he was always on top, knocking out rivals with a big, hyper punch.
...Until the lethal incident happened.
This caused a stir and of course people began to be more and more interested in Dream's identity, to look for him, and, as it happens, not to give him a breath. Later, society began to ask, like, where did the great champion go, and why?
There were no answers, and the vast expanses simply became quiet.
But.. HEEY, IT'S 2000s!!! I believe that in the PO universe the advanced technology is much more advanced in our world, therefore... New technologies - New Dream!!!
Now he is based on a more trained artificial intelligence, capable of showing feelings and making contact, including physically. Sensors in the eyes, better artificial body parts, muscles, motors and devices similar to processes in the human body... Etc (Maybe I'll even draw an Dream's anatomy.) And also a personal trainer appeared (My OC Nastasia😼), as strange as it may be for a machine, but he really needs to be trained on the basis of real people.
It is obvious that he is trained to 'remember' his 'personal life', like Italian origin or family, and if he suddenly finds out otherwise, he will either have to conflict and experience existential crisis or eliminate those who know it.
There's a some of Dream art!!! (Blood and Gore TW!)
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1) SECOND BEST EVER MY DREAMIE FANART, baby boy baby.
2) SOMEOF PPL ALREADY SAW IT BUT I DON'T CARE, I LOVE THEM TOO.
Ah yeah blood part.


1) I dunno, should i even warning y'all guys to blue blood?? But, here is!
2) yum✨
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