[18 May 2022] after playing the game, i have gained the great misfortune of having Ren haunt my every waking moment. i simply saw pink boy on itch.io and thought "wowie" and then proceeded to cry when i found out that he actually looks like an e-boy and all I could think was "WOWOW HE SO NICE TO LOOK AT AYO???? 😳😳" either way, i actually wanted to ask if Ren could dance? and if so, does he have any preference? that and even if he couldn't, is he okay with MC just randomly grabbing him to dance with them in the apartment because they just like bonding with him like that? (honestly speaking all thoughts i have of this e-boy dweebus are domestic fluff bits, so while he has questionable hobbies, i would like for him to know he's lovely and that i wanna hold him gently like hamborgor 😔)
JFAFKSAFKA PLEASE "I HAVE GAINED THE GREAT MISFORTUNE OF HAVING REN HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT" SENT ME 💀
But omg?? If you took his hand and just pulled him into some kind of dance, then he'd probably just crumble on the spot. Physically? he's chill and here dancing with you underneath the glow of your refrigerator light. Mentally? He's in another plain of existence just screaming into the void because "oh my god they're touching me?? we're dancing together???? they're so close????? i don't want to step on their feet???????? they smell so good??? im—"
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thats just interesting, all women friends/colleagues/internet mutuals I know usually went to romance Astarion in BG3 and its usually this story of "I didn't like him first but his flirt got me"
and me with Gale being like "He told me about his cat twice for last ten minutes"
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The problem with Eloise is that her character doesn't fuck and doesn't get off the bed.
Either they shouldn't have had an explicitly "feminist" character and just left us to enjoy the illusion of historical romance, or they should have gone all the way and given a drop, an inch, a smidge of class consciousness.
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Let's play fuck, marry, kill, make your choices wisely 😉
✦゜ANSWERED: I wasn't sure if you were talkin about me or the main cast, so feel free to clarify/ask again!! Also!! Y'all are welcome to let me know who you'd fuck, marry, and kill in the replies >:3
Kiss: Elanor (on da cheek)
Marry: Ren (my pink househusband) or Violet (my cottagecore wife)
Kill: your landlord <3
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my friend nd i are doing a thing where we write down what character place etc we associate with each other and with ourselves and then we compare and most of the stuff is like plants, food etc which is easy enough to find for me and for her (from my pov). but for the life of me i can't figure out what character to put for Myself. i haven't really identified / latched on to a character since I was like 15 and most of the characters I used to identify with don't interest me anymore. anyway all that to say how fucked up would it be if i put marius from les mis as my literally me character
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