#I hate them so much (affectionate)

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i finally got to the "you manipulative bitch" scene and oh boy it did not disappoint

[raggedy-spaceman]

David Tennant, Michael Sheen & The Good Omens 2 Cast Answer Your Questions!

Or, David Tennant and Michael Sheen being Crowley and Aziraphale in real life for 7 minutes

[catboy-fentanyl]

cant stop drawing them.... ... . inspired by that part in a garden across our collarbone where they buy those onesies :333 please go read that fic by @pittdpeaches !!!

[bug-hearted]

warmup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vroom-vrooms]

I just cannot get over how fucking nice Max is to Charles

Cause Max is nice, but he’s so gentle and sweet to Charles, he always has something good to say about him, it’s so different to how he is with Daniel or Lando, cause he’s nice with them but he’s so much more intense, the jokes, the hugs and pushes and comments and all that, they’re different, he’s careful with Charles

And I think that’s the sweetest thing ever, cause Charles is different than Daniel and Lando, they’re not exactly friends, and they have like 10 years of rivalry under their belt, so having such a gentle and nice approach to their new dynamic is so adorable

[gunsatthaphan]

yes they are 🥹🫶🏻

[tantamounttoflirtation]

Hannibal saying "I was worried you were dead" in Fromage and then saying "I don't care about the lives you save; I care about your life" in the NEXT FUCKING EPISODE. I'm going to explode they make me sick

[kayzean]

I am blaming them for everything.

[xjustakay]

✺ (1/4) ✺ @jegulus-microfic prompt: switch — 765 words (mild nsfw, trans Reg; inappropriate secret activities at the brunch table)

James is pushing his luck at this point, and he knows it. Can’t help it, really. The heat in Regulus’ cheeks never fully gets the chance to fade, no matter how long a break he gives him, and it’s worth it. Fuck, it’s so worth it. He’ll deal with whatever turnaround he’s got coming to him later, because this? Oh, James is riding this high for as long as he fucking can.

The tiny little remote sits in the curl of his palm, tucked beneath the brunch table. It weighs less than his phone, about as big as his thumb, at best, and yet the power he wields with it is otherworldly. 

A small red switch that clicks on and off, a plus button and a minus button beneath it to control the intensity of vibrations —it’s all he really needs. He’s been messing with it in starts and stops for the last hour, knowing full well that while he absently fidgets with the buttons and switch, Regulus is squirming one seat down across the table, absolutely ruining that vibrating g-string James got him for Christmas.

It’s been a little while since James last clicked it on, giving Regulus the opportunity to eat his food without the threat of accidentally inhaling a bit of french toast and truly calling more attention to himself —James is courteous like that. Now that they’ve all settled into chatting over coffee and mimosas, winding down after finishing up their meals, though, it feels like as good a time as any.

The setting was left on the lowest it could be last he turned the switch off, but James still doesn’t miss the way that Regulus flinches out of the corner of his eye when he clicks it back on again now, not expecting it after the extended reprieve. James glances away from where Sirius and Remus are chattering back and forth about wedding details to where Regulus sits between Barty and Dorcas.

He’s not even a little surprised to find a glare already fixed on him.

Feigning innocence, James pulls his lip between his teeth, bats his eyelashes. Presses the plus button three times in rapid succession. It’s too much too quickly when James knows that Regulus is already oversensitive, undoubtedly uncomfortably slick and swollen where he rubs his thighs together and shifts in his chair for some modicum of relief from the teasing his clit’s been subjected to since they sat down.

Another click of the plus button and Regulus’ hand comes down on the edge of the table harshly, rattling glasses and silverware, grip white-knuckled. Dorcas startles out of her conversation with Lily and Pandora across the table to look at him in concern but Regulus only waves her off with his free hand. Sirius’ head whips in his brother’s direction, dark brows pinching together when he catches the flush burning in Regulus’ cheeks, spilling over the edges of sharp jawline and down the sides of his neck.

“Alright, Reggie?” He calls.

“I’m fine,” Regulus hisses through his teeth. He catches his own strained tone and lets out a vaguely hysterical sounding laugh, making a rushed grab for the last of his mimosa in front of him. He downs the couple gulps in a hurry then breathes in deeply through his nose. “Another round?”

Sirius, bless him, thinks nothing of it, merely agrees and waves down their waitress —Regulus doesn’t drink in excess often, this could just be written off as a little too much too early in the day, weird as it may seem. No reason to suspect anything nefarious is going on anyway. Not like Regulus and James are running about advertising the things they get up to. Even though all of their friends know they’re together and have a bad habit of making that fact everyone else’s problem in some way or another.

Barty snorts beside Regulus, straight across the table from James, and catches his eye; doesn’t seem to miss a thing, Barty Crouch Jr., no matter how often he leads others to believe he does. He looks back at James with one brow arched upward, dark eyes dangerously knowing, lips quirked at the edges where he sips at a glass that’s straight champagne more than a mixed drink.

“Buzzing this morning, aren’t we, Reg?” Barty mutters, just loud enough for the two people it’s intended for.

James clicks the remote’s switch back to off instantly. Despite the soft whimper that escapes past Regulus’ clenched teeth, there’s still a positively murderous glower shot James’ way.

Oh, he is so fucked later. James can’t wait.

[shmunter]

“if im stuck in this hell for the rest of eternity.. then im taking jekyll down with me!”

@glass-scientists

[000marie198]

Literally blame @myymi for this /pos. Your Unbreakable Bond story did something to my brain chemistry

What is Love

Love is confusing, hard to define

So many versions, so many kinds

You don't know what it is but you hold it deep inside,

Greater and truer than the one seen passing by

Love is keeping up even if you tire n your body aches,

Love is stopping even if you crave speed and high stakes

Love is the faith you place in each other

Growing stronger as time passes further

It's in the thumbs ups and smiles,

The fist bumps and high fives

Its's the little things you share,

And the way that you care

Love is campfire meals and sleeping under stars

Love is funny stories, banters and late night talks

Love is falling asleep with no need to stay alert

Love is safety and shelter and deep rooted trust

Love is who you run to when storm gets loud

When sky flashes white and lights go out

It's in reassurance, the murmurs that make fear subside

It's in your presence, the comfort you always provide

Love is in soothing lullabies played on a guitar

Love is in the cheers that make you feel like a star

Love is when you jump off and don't fear the fall

Knowing you'll be caught, no need for a call

Love is waking up in bed, all tucked in

Your last memory a desk and tools tinkerin'

Love is a pounce attack to force you to nap

Getting you to sleep n rest, a never failing trap

Love is the hope in your eyes,

The pride in your voice

Love is the warmth in your hugs

The sweetness in mint tea mugs

Love is your protection, an armour, a shield

Love is your support, a sword that you wield

Love is what your heart screams when your voice fails

Love is what your soul knows when your mind derails

Love is when you glance up and see home, father and mother

Love is when you look down and find a child, a friend, a brother

......

Don't tag this as a ship or I will feed you to the piranhas :)

[marsamoo]

Mum help, Ren and Martyn are gay roleplaying in Minecraft again

[itsnicsalad]

explodes them with my mind

[elizakai]

More doodles-

[starboysbrainrot]

“And please don’t cry,

I am not your brother,

I am not your lover,

And there is nothing wrong.”

[idontwantittobeunrequited]

alex really took zahra's advice and went "alright bet"