#house season 5

[redsandsshoes]

This is objectively the funniest thing to ever happen to house

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

they should've made out over john house's casket

[eclecticbasementenemy]

Oh my god House gets drugged and kidnapped because Cuddy and Wilson decide he needs to get chain ganged into going to his father's funeral, so he passes out and wakes up in a car going god knows where with Wilson in the driver's seat and the FIRST thing he does is look at Wilson with the biggest happiest, most hopeful puppy dog eyes.

Like the man was unceremoniously stabbed in the ass with a sedative and strapped into a car against his will and the FIRST thing he does when he wakes up is go

"Wilson?? Friend Wilson?? He cares about me still??

And then Wilson IMMEDIATELY, FIRST thing, doesn't even explain the kidnapping, just says "I'm NOT doing this because I care"

Methinks thou doth protest too much

God I love this show

[portraitro]

you manipulative bitch. YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH !!!! I'M SCREAMING.

LORDDDDDDD WILSON IS DOWN BAD. he's trying to cheer house up, messing with him for days AND HIS LITTLE SMILE I'M MELTING. he's so babygirl, i wanna put him in my pocket.

and when house found out wilson's plan???? god the smirk on his face. they should've kissed against the bending machine. THE TENSION. THE DOUBLE "YOU MANIPULATIVE BITCH". he wants him carnally.

[rileyclaw]

countdown art I made for watching & dreaming from twt

[atomicradiogirl]

i’m sorry WHY has no one here ever mentioned the house md super bowl commercial from 2011????? this is genuinely insane

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

[columboscreens]

[mrschwartz]

don't mind me, i'm just sitting here marinating in the fucking implication of that scene in the PILOT episode of house md where the patient is trying to understand a little better the doctor who's saving her life because he's cold and a jerk (and hasn't even bothered meeting her) but also works in an ultimately caring profession, and she picks up on the fact that wilson must be the closest thing house has to a friend the way he talks about him so confidently and asks him "is he your friend?" to which he answers "yeah" which is Already the opposite answer of which any of the other doctors in that hospital would give, and then she follows it up with "does he care about you?" to which wilson hesitates and goes with "eh i don't know. like he says, everydoy lies" BUT THEN. she says, "well it's not what people say, it's what they do" and wilson thinks for a moment and fucking delivers the heaviest, most heartwarming answer that is "yeah. he cares about me" because fuck me if that doesn't establish not only the tone and the themes the entire fucking show would permiate for the next 8 seasons, but also what it would Culminate in 8 years down the road. shoot me

[ruffaloon]

House & Wilson | I'm Your Man

hello house fandom. may toxic old man yaoi be upon you

[sabertoothwalrus]

I went to Gallery Nucleus the other night and got to see the Owl House collection!!!

[kittenscookie]

Okay I've been thinking about Owl House a lot lately and...Guys I'm just so damn angry. Because I rewatched the first episode of the finale and realized something. That first episode is a season finale—That whole episode is one season's worth of content crammed into a single episode. That's at LEAST 12 episodes in 60 minutes—five minutes for each damn episode. But remember the first season of toh was nineteen, the second was twenty-one. If we assume the team would have continued with around that many episodes the average is around twenty. Twenty fucking episodes is sixty minutes—THREE MINUTES AN EPISODE.

This then led me to thinking about my other cancelled show with LGBTQ+ representation—Steven Universe. It's basically the same shit, except somehow fucking worst. The diamond arc should have been it's own fucking season, curing the corrupted gems and them having to get reintroduced to gem/human society should have been a damn season too! The two year time skip makes sense when you really think about it—that's the least amount of time it would have taken to get all that shit done in universe! A year to get the gems readjusted, a year to dismantle the diamond empire—plus episodes filling in gaps/unanswered questions. No wonder Rebecca fought so damn hard for SU Future and the movie! It was a desperate attempt to give herself and the fans some kind of closure! And don't forget! Steven universe seasons were LONG—the median amount of episodes was twenty-four.

This shit wasn't bad writing, it was rushed writing. Desperate attempts to cram what should have been at LEAST two seasons into a few short episodes. Can you imagine this? Sitting with your coworkers and trying to figure out how to make at least forty episodes only 3–6? What can be kept and what has to be left to the imagination? Think of what we fucking lost at those tables—Spinel could have been teased and had a better build up, we could have gotten a Wittebane Brothers flashback, we could have explored the characters in both shows trauma. I'm not just mad—I'm livid and not even for us. For Dana Terrace, for Rebecca Sugar. To have something you created thrown away without a care. I'd be in fucking tears.

Fuck Disney, fuck Warner Brothers.

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

i love them so much

[eclecticbasementenemy]

Oh my god they had an episode centered around relationships with subplots involving chase and Cameron and house and Wilson and a couple others and at the end they do like a pan over all the relationships either breaking up or staying together and they just threw house and Wilson in the middle staring into each other's eyes and smiling and eating together with the exact same music like??? I am continually surprised at how canonical their relationship is

[caeran]

The Captains gayest moments in the Ghosts button house archives.

[rileyclaw]

turn on the lights, this cannot last forever

watching and dreaming promo