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blueautumngrave · 2 months
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My brother told me our mom asked him if I was lesbian which then turned into me asking him what about me seems gay and with no hesitation he answered, “You listen to a lot of Fall Out Boy.”
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thekittyokat · 22 days
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you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah
#sorry i got really into my feelings about mark hoffman again#the very specific version of him in my brain that i really really wish i had the time and energy to properly share with you guys#saw#well until i muster the energy to explode all of my feelings out into a fic. if you want to TRY and understand#know that my three biggest hoffman fic insps right now are as follows#your best kept secret hoffman. a series of mistakes hoffman. and rushed like a dreadful wind hoffman.#there is a very clear throughline just know i am extremely emotionally compromised rn#thinking about theee fics vs the canon path hoffman spirals down#something something the absolute tragedy of watching a man's descent into madness#the transformation of a man into a monster#and what could have saved him from himself and kramer's corruption#sorry i'm rambling so much oh my god i was just having such a crying fit out of nowhere about this#do you think he could feel it happening. do you think he was aware he was losing his mind.#the script version of him fucks with me so bad. the crazed rankings and the longer hair and him not being well kept anymore#it's impossible to think he didn't know he was deteriorating#fuuuck okay i need to either chill or write a whole longfic rn#i project on that guy so much i truly don't know if i could properly write my vision of him#until i do something more substantial the full extent of my hoffman exists for me and my boyfriend only. they get me like no one else#well ginny and jenna also get me. please read best kept secret and a series of mistakes Oh My God#where am i going with this. i like tag rambling actually this is a nice way to do it without forcing EVERYONE to read my delirium#anyways if you've read all of this i think i love you? feel free to dm me about hoffman and my very specific headcanons and aus#maybe soon i'll try and start writing my fics about this tragic man#i could never say any of this on twitter btw they'd string me up for my opinions on him as a sad wet beast who could have been fixed#if only he hadn't been weaponized first#god i'm too tired to even be as embarrassed about this as i should be. thought i unlearned cringe already#but i've been spending way too much time on twitter and they HAAATE hoffman there#rip. i know it's not that serious but i'm sensitive rn and hate feeling lonely in my thoughts#ok bye for real otherwise i'll never shut up. i might tag ramble more often bc this was therapeutic in a way i needed badly#cat chat
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kakusu-shipping · 1 year
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💖 or 💘 for Mariocest please ?
Is this still in lines with the prompt? Maybe. Also a sort of prequel to So Far Away
💘 - Mutual pining
In which Luigi wants all the little things
A hot meal on a table, surrounded people you love and are loved by, in a crowded living room, in an apartment far too small to be shared by 9 people. This is the space Luigi had called home for 25 years now. It was the only place he really knew.
Standing in his empty bedroom, the wall faded save the obvious spots where posters and pictures and his cork board had hung for years and years, was far more surreal than he thought it'd be.
Then standing in a home, his home, their home, surrounded by boxes and boxes and a single musty old loveseat they'd bought from some guy down in Kings for $250, was even more surreal.
They'd spend their mornings here, and their nights and their evenings, in this space, in this world, away from a family who loved them, and who didn't know how much they'd loved each other.
He could see it now. Waking Mario gently because he knows how much he hates the morning with a hot cup of coffee and a kiss to the forehead. Making dinner as their mama taught him, but just for two. Snuggling quietly on stormy nights on that very musty loveseat, huddled as close as they want without worry of questions from their uncles as they'd come home.
He'd sit with his feet up on that couch reading, and Mario would bring him a cup of tea and push his legs out of the way to make room to sit. He'd watch his brother play that same old game, leaning on his shoulder and listening to him explain the same mechanics again.
Luigi wondered how long it'd take for them to fall asleep there, on that old beaten couch that was certainly not worth $250, tangled together as they'd always slept. Mario was always a couch napper, just like their father, and grandfather before them.
He wanted to kiss his brother awake when he came home late to him on the couch fast asleep with his game still on, controller still in hand, to apologize for taking so long, to ask if he'd eaten yet.
He wanted to be interrupted making breakfast with lazy, half awake kisses as Mario begged for him to come back to bed, a plea he would eventually give in to.
He wanted to welcome his brother home from wherever he may go with kisses and kisses and even more kisses all over his face, and he wanted to hear Mario laugh as he did so, laughter only interrupted by a confirmation "I missed you too"
He wanted to grow tomatoes in their yard and be brought a cool glass of lemonade on hot days, to be complimented on his work, to have his brother's hands on his hips, to push his brother away complaining it was too hot for the affection.
He wanted to dress up for dates, to wear nice clothes, to hear his brother call him "Smokin'" and "Gorgeous", to take his arm as they head out on a date somewhere public as a couple in a world that was allowed.
He wanted to make this house a home, slowly, moment by moment.
He wanted all the little mundane things everyone else already had.
He wanted to kiss Mario, here, in their living room, and feel no fear in doing so.
Luigi wondered quietly to himself if Mario wanted the same...
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realasslesbian · 2 years
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Having had the same socials accounts since I was a kid can be a trip sometimes. I scroll back a decade and I got tonnes of unsolicited homophobic comments on my posts from people who are now religiously pro-"qu*er" and messages from previous employers about how they found out I was gay via facebook so now I’m fired. Like, the amount of people and businesses that are one repost away from being exposed by my socials is palpable my friends💅
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Whoops think I accidentally unlocked the emotion of being angry again but like in a good way
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cloudiness · 1 year
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I love when the main argument from people against a particular real persons ship is 'but they have wives/husbands!" And my brain goes "and that's a...problem?"
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awek-s-archived · 1 year
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my mom n her bf have an interesting financial agreement in place now it’s kinda making me seethe w rage
#let me explain bc I can’t rage to anyone enough abt this it’s crazy#so he moved in a year ago.. maybe a few months after they started seeing each other. he was rly hyping himself up to us about how he’s like#sooo hardworking around the house and he is generous w money etc#not why my mom started dating him btw like she has her own rented council house and makes more money#but he has 2K saved up bc he prefers alcohol and smoking to eating. more on that later.#so they had kind of an initial agreement of sharing financial responsibility that essentially ended with#my mom paying the rent. the bills. the gas. the electricity. the weekly food shopping. anything else the bf wanted while they were out#bc he didn’t pay for it himself he would just add it to her basket and make her pay#meanwhile he pays monthly bills for his car which amount to smth like £200-£400 a month. he makes that in a week.#and whenever his son asks for money he sends it. his son is 20yo and doesn’t WANT to work btw.#he CAN but CHOOSES NOT TO. he lives in Bournemouth which is a huge tourist city and there’s jobs round every corner.#meanwhile the bf smokes HER cigarettes and downs a 1L bottle of whiskey in 2 days#pays for nothing#obviously my moms not ok w this arrangement#so she was like ok. starting the new financial year (april 2023) we are literally gna split everything up. bc it’s not normal that she pays#everythjng as if he’s her child not her literal boyfriend who is almost 50yo#especially since like if he does happen to have to pay smth he always asks for the money back 🤨#so my mom. fairly. asked him if they should split rent and bills into 2 (them two) or 3 (me included)#making sure to specify I’m a full time student and don’t have a job rn#and he was like split it into 3 and you pay his share#when I heard I was like ????? AINT NO WAY u think that’s fair. because he had said before that if his son lived here he wouldn’t be making#him pay rent. but he wants ME to.#so it’s definitely some kind of payback tactic at my mom for actually making him help around the house financially#by the way I’ve always told my mom that when I make money if I’m still living here I’ll pay rent. no questions asked. since that’s fair and#I’m an adult. i have given money for bills before when I was more stable financially than I am now#I’ve bought medications and other things. I’ve contributed more actually than HE has w my student finance and odd job payments#and my kofi donations mostly go to household things even if ppl who donate rly want me to get stuff for myself 😭#anyway and so my mom was like ok since we are being fair and u want me to pay 2 shares#u send ur son £50-£150 every week so Alex can get that too#will cont—
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ttimecode · 1 year
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not feelin too well so uuh heres some steven stuff i drew
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I swear on my mama bro if I unearth one more repressed memory
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corv-idae · 4 months
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[clenching my fists] I need to be loved
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nomaishuttle · 6 months
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worst day ever
#marian cant bring me home bc she gad 2 take her suster to the er Not her fault thats fjne brenda left 2 hours ago dee has a date nee is in#thailand rn dajs car is too bad 2 get us all th way to my house but she said she might be able to trade cars eith her server friend bc her#server friend has a good car The server friend took her husbands truck today (btw crazy bc this girl turned 18. like last week. what ???#maybe im misremembering and she said boyfriend....) and her husband/bf doesnt let other people into his truck And greg isnt here today so#he cant guve me a ride. idk where new girl natasha lives but 1. im rly mad at her rn like less mad than i was earlier but still frustrated#2. she doesnt get off until 6. so basically i have to pay 40 dollars for a fuckjng uber which completely negates rhe fact thag today i got#time and a half bc half is like 45. so fuck everything on this planet. Nd im gonna kms too.#but its fine. earlier this week i did get a ride from marian jnstead of $20 lyft so ig that cancels out a little bit but i also got my#stupid walmart order and it is stuff j need like body wash hand sanitser hand soap. but i also got christmas stuff and now i feel stupid#for getting fucking christmas stuff even tho i only ordered it bc i wanted 2 make sure it got here b4 the 2nd bc the 2nd is my grannys#biethday and we always went to her house to decorate her tree on her birthday bc she loved christmas. and basically fuck everuthing#and i jiss my granny and i wish i didnt live in fuckinf washington
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dailysaboupdates · 9 months
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he's still alive
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wow. every not good thing that could be happening today sure is happening huh
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erraticcat · 1 year
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nico di angelo is a son to me. I will kill for him.
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55szn · 19 days
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lost and found - ln4
lando norris x fem!reader smau
summary lando thought he had lost his summer love warnings none i think fc barbara kristoffersen taglist @jaydaaasworld notes requested!🌷
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yourusername mamma mia l’italia 🍝🤌🏻
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friend1 girl you spent THREE days there what are mamma mia-ing for
yourusername the three best days of my life leave me alone i miss it so much
friend2 you’re in PARIS rn what do you have to be sad about 😭
friend2 btw who tf is that
yourusername that’s a secret i’ll never tell xoxo gossip girl
friend1 i hate you☺️
friend3 gorgeous 😍 when can i see uuuuu
yourusername I’LL BE IN SYDNEY IN THREE WEEKS BABE TEXT ME!!!!
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landonorris italy was really really fun 🍕
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user summer lando😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
user loosing my fucking mind over the 1st pic (no i’m not okay)
user LIKEEE HE LOOKS SO GOOD😫😫
user YO WHO THE FUUUCK IS THAT
user FR WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABT THIS
user patiently waiting for the f1 gossip pages to find out who that is ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
user girl we are TRYING there’s literally nothing
user trying to be chill about the fact that lando may be taken
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lando.jpg tbt italy 🥹
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user LANDO’S ITALY POST GIRL IS BACK EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!!
user but we still don’t have a tag or see her face i hate his ass😭
user hard launch tonite queen?
user we ain’t even getting a soft launch babe
user PLEAAASEEE JUST MAKE IT PUBLIC I WANT HER POSTING BOYFRIEND LANDO CONTENT
user ONG
user i get the vibe this was just a summer fling so i don’t think we are ever getting that 😞
user summer fling and he’s still posting her lmao lando get tf up
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alexandrasaintmleux girls night 🦋
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francisca.cgomes <3
user so cute alex!
user umm guys check @/yourusername profile
user HOLD AWWNNNNNN
user is that…😦
user WE GOT ITALY SUMMER GIRL’S INSTAGRAM !!!!!!!!
user oh she’s gorgeous
yourusername lovely meeting you girls! 🫶🏻
alexandrasaintmleux looking forward to seeing you again!🩷
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landonorris lost her once found her twice (thank you alex)
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charles_leclerc more like thanks ME 😒
carlossainz55 more like thanks me for listening to his mental breakdowns 🙄
landonorris wow no need to expose like that
yourusername damn you were having mental breakdowns over me before we even started dating 🤣🤣
landonorris thanks a lot carlos, thanks a LOT
alexandrasaintmleux you’re welcome just treat her right 🫶🏻
landonorris 🫡🫡
yourusername never would’ve thought that i’d see my italian summer boy again 😢
landonorris makin me tear up babe😢
user i’m crying i never thought i would live to see this day…
user this story is soooo cute i’m obsessed
user boyfriend lando material incoming 🙏🏻
user THOSE PICS ARE SOO CUTE SLEEPING ON THE HIGHWAY TONIGHT
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sweeterlovers · 5 months
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sweetest girl ✧ oscar piastri
pairings: oscar piastri x female student reader
summary: reader and oscar launch their relationship and everyone loves them!
face claim: lotta stichler
warnings: curse words
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f1couples mclaren driver oscar piastri seen walking with a girl in london. new wag?!??
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user6 hold up ✋✋
user12 AWWWW
landonorris this you oscarpiastri ????
↳ oscarpiastri 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯
↳ user09 LMFAOO
↳ user23 HE IS SO UNSERIOUS
user9 girlfriend effect is real
user167 WE NEED NAMES!!!!
↳ user66 someone needs to stalk rn
user871 booking a flight to london as we speak
↳ user11 can i join??
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oscarpiastri resting & recharging 👍😄
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user78 SHE IS SO PRETTY
user89 oscar tryna soft launch over here
user111 unbothered king 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯
↳ oscarpiastri what can i say ;)
↳ user111 IFNEBSBB OMG HE REPLIED
landonorris i want some pastries mr piastri
↳ oscarpiastri she says to come over
↳ landonorris driving as we speak
↳ yourusername put your phone down pls!! p.s don't get into an accident!!!
↳ user085 SHE IS SUCH A MOM
user099 living for them
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f1couples here is some info on oscar piastri's rumored girlfriend: her name is your name & last name and her insta account is yourusername but it is a private account. she is a student at university of oxford and she is majoring in history and english literature. she is 21 years old and was born in london!
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user67 SO SHE IS SMART!!
user0134 you would've thought he would go for some model or something not some normal college student...
↳ user13754 first of all what the fuck??? oscar isn't required to date a model and if they're happy they're happy. and so what if she is in college and isn't famouse, there isn't anything wrong with that.
↳ oscarpiastri ^^^^^
user23 she is so pretty!
user90 she looks so sweet!
↳ user3 literally! she looks like she would be the mom friend!!
↳ yourusername i try :))
↳ user3 OMG YOU REPLIED!! UR SO PRETTY AH
↳ yourusername thank you sm!! your so sweet 🤍🤍
user7 love them love them
yourusername omg how did you guys find all of this information about me 😅😅
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yourusername i have over 1,000 people requesting to follow me...not sure what to do so i went shopping!
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yourfriend when in doubt shop it out 🙏
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oscarpiastri pretty girl 🤩
↳ yourusername 😚😚😚
↳ yourfriend btw she is giggling and blushing rn
↳ oscarpiastri is she now?
↳ yourusername no she is not 😅
↳ yourfriend LIAR
landonorris you should come to the race this weekend!!
↳ yourusername if i finish my work then maybeeee
↳ oscarpiastri PLEASEE COME
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oscarpiastri facetimes with my girl 💗💗
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yourusername ARE THOSE THE BOOKS ON MY WISHLIST??
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user8 girlfriend effect is rea
landonorris since when do you read?
↳ oscarpiastri i don't they are for yourname
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yourusername back with pookie and we made cinnamon rolls 😊😊
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user08 SHE MADE HER ACCOUNT PUBLIC!
user86 those cinnamon rolls look so good omg
↳ landonorris they taste like HEAVEN
oscarpiastri you are such a cinnamon roll :))
↳ yourusername no more cinnamon rolls for you then
↳ oscarpiastri NO IM SORRY PLS I LOVE U
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oscarpiastri she's back 😚😚
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user55 his instagram is slowly turning into a fan account for his gf and i love it
user997 he is such a book boyfriend
↳ yourusername that's what i'm saying !!!!!!
yourfriend you guys are so in love it's disgusting
↳ yourusername we love you too 💗
yourusername thank you to my mans 👏
↳ oscarpiastri thank u
user01 how did you guys meet??
↳ yourusername we met at a barnes and nobles!!
↳ user71 ROM COM CODED
↳ yourusername i love our meet cute ☺️
↳ oscarpiastri a what now?
↳ yourfriend educate yourself sir
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yourusername you are the best thing that's ever been mine 💌💌💌
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oscarpiastri i don't wanna look at anything else now that i saw you 🤍
↳ yourusername i don't wanna think of anything else now that i thought of you
landonorris my parents guys
↳ yourusername 👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👦
user019 they are my roman empire
↳ user08 if they ever break up i won't believe in love
↳ user86 i will not be a child of divorce 🤝
authors note: i love this smau sm!! might even do a part two because i love them 😊
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