#that bisexual fucker

[blueautumngrave]

My brother told me our mom asked him if I was lesbian which then turned into me asking him what about me seems gay and with no hesitation he answered, “You listen to a lot of Fall Out Boy.”

[slaket-and-sprash]

I love how people are shipping Donkey Kong/Mario bc of the Mario movie. It serves as a nice parallel to Bowser/Luigi. Plus that the idea of both Mario Brothers being bisexual monster fuckers is funny to me.

[jay7543]

The vampire and könig the hunter

M4m

18+

Hey, I am still working on those part 2s and another request but I love vampires and really wanted to make this. Another jay original! In this the reader is the vampire and könig is the hunter, swapped from the stuff I usually see. I hope you like it!

This is gonna be a bit of a longer one for me and pretty dialogue heavy, but I also put a lot of effort into it. :)

Feel free to make requests

You’ve been around a long time, you’ve all but lost track of the years, no, centuries rather. You’ve had a lot of hunters come after you, it was inevitable after all, you expected it. Yet you’re still here, either from luck or just the stupidity of those who came after you. However, there was one, who over the last little while has been persistent, and you’ve been too entertained to kill him. You terrorize the people of the city, and he’s always there after, just after, and you always taunt him, leaving notes in blood or just straight up watching him from a distance. Tonight is different, you finally decide to actually talk to him, and maybe find a new snack.

You decided to feed him some false information of the location of a vampire, as you waited on a roof for him, for a surprisingly long time, you finally spot him on the ground below and drop down behind him

Reader-“finally, I was starting to think-“

You get cut off as he spins around and plunges a knife in your abdomen. You pull away and slowly pull the knife out. While it drips your blood onto the ground the wound closes and you look up at könig.

Reader-“that is not nice”

You say annoyed as you point the knife at him before dropping it to the ground.

König-“Hölle. Why are you here, I have business and don’t need your shit”

He says as he shoots you a glare. He knows he can’t beat you, but he doesn’t yet know why you’re here.

Reader-“that’s right, about the location of a puny vampire right?”

I smirk and he looks at me with confusion

König-“how did you-“

Reader-“I planted that information”

König glares

König-“you have some nerve doing that, you’re lucky I don’t kill you now”

You chuckle

Reader-“nerve? I do what I want and you know that”

You cross your arms and keep up your shit eating grin.

König-“so arrogant, as always. Don’t forget who you’re talking too”

König scoffs, but deep down he’s happy you haven’t lost your confidence

Reader-“bla Bla bla, vampire hunter, Bla bla.”

You chuckle

Reader-“you have a few more grey hairs than i remember”

That hits könig a bit deeper than he’d like to show, he has aged, quite a bit actually since you two first encountered each other, yet you look just the same, so alluring. Konigs eyes shimmer in the moonlight

König-“you never could keep your mouth shut, Abschaum. But that never stopped you from being a pain in my ass”

He says as he rolls his eyes

Reader-“no I can. I just choose not to, it’s much more fun”

You giggle like a schoolgirl, your words sounding more and more sensual

König-“you haven’t changed a bit”

He mutters under his breath, but he can’t help but feel a hint of nostalgia from all of your other encounters.

König-“but there’s no point in trading barbs with you anymore”

He said softly, shifting more from irritation to acceptance

Reader-“why not? I still find it fun”

König-“I have things to do”

He turns to start walking away but you take a step towards him, grabbing his wrist

Reader-“really? Better than me?”

You pout playfully, your pale skin glowing in the moonlight, your flowing black hair swaying softly.

König-“well…since you said you fed me that information, I guess not”

He stopped and you let go of his wrist, as a sign of thanks. He knew there was nothing more important than the strongest vampire around, he just didn’t exactly know what to do next.

Reader-“you know, a lot of the “intelligence” you get is fed directly from me, you know that right?”

You say smugly, using air quotes around intelligence

König-“you’d be surprised how many spies I have in your ranks”

You let out a hearty laugh

Reader-“oh I know, of course I know. You humans forget you smell different”

Konigs eyes widen a bit, taken aback by what you said

König-“you-you knew my men were in your ranks?”

Reader-“of course, you and your lackeys are getting sloppy”

Königs jaw clenches in annoyance

König-“you always had a sharp nose”

Reader-“teeth too”

You flash your fangs with a smile. König stares at them for a second, almost transfixed, intimidated by you

König-“I’ll have to have a word with them after this”

You chuckle

Reader-“good luck, they aren’t very talkative anymore”

This draws a dark, bittersweet smile from könig, he has to give you credit, you’ve kept your humor over all these years

Reader-“you know, if you’re gonna send me food, at least make them taste good”

König let’s put a genuine laugh from that, surprised at how easy you joke about killing and sucking the blood of his hunters

König-“I’ll keep that in mind. Nervensäge”

Reader-“me? A nuisance? Says the one who’s been chasing me for 2 decades”

König stops for a second and sighs

König-“has it really been that long?”

Reader-“it all runs together when you live as long as me”

König-“it feels like just yesterday I was a starry eyed hunter with big ambitions”

You take a step closer

Reader”hm, and literally just yesterday I was drinking your lackeys. They taste of booze and cheap women”

You chuckle

König-“well, they led that type of lifestyle, god knows what they had in them”

König sighs, he was a bit embarrassed that his hunters were such easy prey for you

You take another step closer

Reader-“I don’t mind a bit of spice”

You and him were now standing face to face, only inches apart. Konigs breath got caught in his throat as he looked into your piercing red eyes, sensing the undeniable spark of tension between them

König-“well…perhaps you’d prefer me?”

He asks abruptly, his voice growing much more sensual than before

Reader-“perhaps, I do wonder what you taste like”

You lean in a bit and smirk

König froze in place, his heart pounding. The hunt was over, now all you had to do was claim him. He reminded motionless as he stared at your lips

Reader-“hm, the hunter frozen in fear by his prey. The question is, is fear? Or lust”

You lick his neck and collar bone softly, teasing him, getting a taste. He shudders at the feeling of your tongue on his neck, all he wants is to give in…but part of him still holds out. He puts a hand on your chest and pushes you a bit

Reader-“come on, don’t back out now. I know you want it, I can smell it”

You sniff the air a few times and lick your lips. König tried to stay calm, but you were right, he wanted to touch you, feel your smooth, perfect skin, to let you drink his blood

König-“you’ve always been a master manipulator”

He says, trying to hold what little dignity he has left.

Reader-“we’ve been enemies for so long, why not be lovers, at least for tonight”

König paused, he was lost in thought, the opportunity to be your lover was tempting, too tempting. He took a deep breath and spoke

König-“ok, ok, for tonight”

You smirk, you finally won, now you get exactly what you want.

Reader-“good, just know, it does come with me getting a taste of you, your blood, everything”

König shivers in anticipation, the thought of you drinking his blood made his heart pound. You lean in and kiss him. The second your lips touch his, all his defenses fall, he didn’t care about hunting you anymore, he just wanted you and your lips, and whatever else you can offer. Your bodies press together, your body cool to the touch and his burning hot from arousal, he was utterly intoxicated by your scent and touch. You pull away

Reader-“good boy”

You smirk. König felt so helpless, but he liked how dominant you were, after a life of him being on top, him being the dominant one, he liked this, a lot. You give him another soft kiss before moving down to his neck to kiss it and lick it, preparing it.

Reader-“don’t worry, I won’t take all of it, just enough”

With that you sink your teeth into his neck right there in the street, the only things lighting the two of you being the moon, and both of your burning desires. König let’s out a hiss of pleasure when your teeth puncture his skin. It didn’t hurt, in fact it was…pleasurable, tingling. He trembled with every gulp of blood you took. Another wave of arousal grew in him, his cock hardening in his pants.you reach your hand down between his legs and rub his hard cock through his pants as you growl into his neck while you drain him. Finally, you slowly pull your teeth away, blood dripping from your mouth as you continue to rub his cock.

Reader-“how was it”

You trace the teeth holes with your other hand, still stroking him with your other.

König-“it was good, really good”

He moans and whimpers under your touch, still going crazy from your bite as he bucks into your hand.

Reader-“someone is excited”

You smile as your hand slips into his pants, feeling his pre cum covered, rock solid cock, he’s already on the edge.

Reader-“makes me wonder why you fought for so long”

You whisper and squeeze his balls a little as you stare into his eyes, blood still dripping form your lips

König-“I-i don’t know, I-i never should’ve… Ficken”

He groans as he feels your hands and himself about to explode. When you see that, you sink your teeth into his neck again, with no warning, giving him the best orgasm of his life, hot seed spews out of his cock and onto your hand and the inside of his pants, tears start to fall from his eyes as he’s overwhelmed with emotion. You pull your mouth away from his neck and your hand out of his pants, covered in his hot, sticky seed. You bring it up to your mouth and lick it off your hand, savoring ever drop and making sure könig can see.

Reader-“your cum is almost as good as your blood”

You smile as you see his face, panting, pathetic and contorted from pleasure. You take a little bit of his left over cum onto your fingers and put them in his mouth, making him taste himself, just so he remembers you’re in control. He sucks on your fingers for a second till you pull them out of his mouth.

Reader-“I’ll be back here in a few days, I wouldn’t mind if you were too”

You smile and turn, leaving him to pick up his own pieces. Like that, you were gone.

König-“yeah I-I’ll come back too”

He stutters as he tries to regain composure.

To him, this is the start to the best relationship of his life, and you? Well I guess he’ll have to wait till you come back ;)

[justaregularken]

Ok fine here, chaining your werewolf boyfriend up and teasing yourself in front of him, only to underestimate the strength of those chains and get fucked absolutely braindead all night long

[monstrousdesirestudy]

I’m writing about the queer subtext of Dracula and its SEVEN PAGES LONG just talking about the complicated history of a probably closeted Bram Stoker and how the culture at large helped to shape his monsters 😮‍💨 I’m not even at the part during the 1930s in which Hollywood censorship aided in queer-coding monsters either

[pretti-pothead]

i only dance with the devil i know 🩰💜

[squishysoftmonsters]

Triggers : Sexual Themes [Mature +18 Minors /Ageless DNI]

💚Imagine male biologist who grew close to a merman and mermaid,but kept them for research.. Once they escaped,an insatiable lust for them washed over you,as you've never been attracted to anyone before. Living alone,and your only partner being your job,you craved these beautiful creatures,as it became a steamy threesome in your room,upon taking them home even though you weren't supposed to. Taking turns stretching out one another,or a dong and a strap going to town inside you was an unforgettable experience. Leaking holes everywhere and the delightful smell of intimacy filled the air💚

[yautjalover]

I have been taking my sweet time to finish my fanfic “Star Child”. It’s coming together beautifully and I’m honestly sad to put Dhare and Ashaki down. 🥺 They’ve been my babies for almost two years now. It feels like losing a part of myself! It’s wild how attached you can feel to characters who live in your head.

If any of you have been looking for a story with a black protagonist, then you would definitely love my fanfic “Star Child”! It’s an epic enemies to lovers romance between a human woman and an Elite male Yautja. There’s drama, there’s angst, steamy smut, and lots of action! Check it out here (Ao3) and on WattPad! I really hope you love it!

Tags include: Idiots in Love, Wrongly Perceived Unrequited Attraction, Bisexual Male Character (Dhare is a Bisexual!), Plus Size mc (Ashaki), Miscarriage, PTSD, Near Death Experience, Eventual Smut, Fluff, etc.

The WattPad Cover ❤️

I own this cover. Commissioned by me to Cyvorg.

[phantomxbitezzz]

yes, i am Bisexual. i wanna fuck both vampires AND werewolves

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Dapper Vincent Price

[her-stars]

me, a romantic: love letters, candlelit dinners, swordfighting, bloody noses, cold hands, smudged lipstick, sitting on their lap while doing the crow makeup on them, reverse cowgirl so we can both watch freddy vs jason

[ihatemyselfandwanttodiexxx]

Tiffany Valentine relationship headcanons

Jennifer Tilly is my queen, leave me alone

SFW!!

Tiffany is canon as bisexual, also I usually write GN reader, so anyone can read <3

Our living dead girl would want a S/O that is sweet, and shows their love to her, she went through so much bullshit with Chucky and after seeing the couple in Bride of Chucky, she'd want love

If you're affectionate she'd love that, same with clingy people (cough cough me)

She'd want control of your relationship, seeing as she liked Nica because of the control

If you were a killer too you have these little dates where you just murder people lol

About music, she's a metal queen and her ROB ZOMBIE INTRO WAS SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!

Respect her, in fact respect anyone you're in a relationship with, they'd like you more 😘

Watch movies with her omg if you just sat around watching romance movies with her, AHH

She loves it when you give her random kisses, and hugs

Would wake you up at night for random fast food dates

Now, leave bc we're doing some NSFW headcanons and we all know I suck at stuff like that

She's a dom, definitely just wants control over everything

She has handcuffs, ropes, dildos, vibrators, and if you're into knife play, knives

She's loud. I want her to be loud. THE VOICE OF JENNIFER TILLY BRO WHO CAN RESIST?!

Prolly just sends pics of her cleavage randomly throughout the day

If you're DTF she is anywhere anytime

Likes to degrade you but she's also huge on praise randomly giving you compliments throughout

O-V-E-R-S-T-I-M-U-L-A-T-I-O-N

Would go to the lake by her trailer and go skinny-dipping in the middle of the night with you

She's open to anything

THREESOME WITH CHUCKY?! If you're down she is!

Just imagine eating her out...

So happy this is the only account linked to this email or I'd never get a job lmao

Okay I may post again tonight love y'all

[sandygarnelle]

We stay silly

[monstrousdesirestudy]

What’s the context, baby?👇

70s cinema was a wild time. Nearly half of the supernatural movies during the 70s were about vampires (and a large chunk of those movies were specifically about lesbian vampires). For Dracula, the count would star in smut films like Does Dracula Really Suck? (1969), Gayracula (1983), and Love Bites (1988)!

Read more about the queer legacy of Dracula

[multifandominfj]

The last meme you saved is how you feel about The Adjudicator from The Continental.

I’ll go first…It tracks. 😂😮‍💨🤤

[yautjalover]

I haven’t had the time to say that I finished my novel “Star Child” last month! It’s the ultimate enemies to lovers with a bad ass female lead and a sexy, grumpy male Yautja. There’s angst, action, tension, spicy smut, loads of fluff, and everything you’d need in a romance story. ☺️

Check it out on Ao3 and WattPad! Click Ao3 where it’ll take you to read it. ❤️ Peep the tags below!