broke: hiding your crush
woke: asking them out
Bespoke: MAKING THEM SIGN A MAGICAL CONTRACT PROMISING THEY WON’T JUDGE YOU BEFORE TELLING THEM YOU LIKE THEM
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I can’t believe there is not a single edit in this dumpster fire we feed daily of Nell Jackson falling to her knees in anguish. Why? Why. Guys please. I’m obsessed. I think I immediately need to rewatch season 1. It’s. The thinks I thought and the feels I felt.
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“i’m not a boy. i’m not even a girl. i’m like a failed version of both”
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listening to “goodbye to love” by phoebe bridges is a try not to cry challenge
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Barbie the Movie moved me to tears.
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My best friend is getting married so we as a group have been planning her wedding and have also come up with ideas for my eventual wedding. Highlights include:
- 15-20 guests absolute maximum invited
- must be in a graveyard (possibly in the rain)
- MUST have a blood pact transference as part of the ceremony (cutting ourselves and drinking each others’ blood from a goblet)
- walking down the aisle to the intro song from Phantom of the Opera
- long, elaborate white wedding dress(es)
- candelabras on each table
- black and purple diamond rings
- black rose wedding bouquet, red for the wedding party
I am very open to more ideas
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ashton truly is like. student very enthused to get involved in the class discussion. unfortunately they did the reading while high and only have a few sparse notes to help them through and they read “gods & death . something happening there. the everlight exists. melora rips wizard throat with teeth. the gods know EVERYTHING. the gods know NOTHING. gods will kill mortals for knowing things about them. apples?” and there are no page numbers written to help them with context. this does not stop them — to the great horror of everyone else in the lecture hall — from speaking the most during group discussion
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- What's with you guys and getting up at fucking midday?
- We just don't see anyone for hours...
The Break Down with Nath and Johnny: Interview - Bad Omens
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i NEED to know where my fellow blitzø girlies are.
where are the girls whose emotional awareness extends no further than “complicated” and “horny”? where are the girls who are cool about it? where are the girls whose delusions are fuelled by self-hatred?
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I'm not the one to think that Ash and Eiji fell in love at first sight BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS IS HOW ASH REMEMBERS HIS FIRST ENCOUNTER WITH EIJI?!?
EIJI LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL IN HIS MEMORIES
(for reference; when they first met, Eiji was asking about guns and murder:)
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