#I hope you like the art toast <333

[lilliancdoodles]

Life is like the ocean, it goes up and down by @tastytoastz (Click for better quality, master post of all my art for this fic)

[tonberry-yoda]

HELOOOOO

ONCE AGAIN REQUESTING FOR CROCO MAN

fr the moment i saw your post i def did not go WOOOOOOWOWOWOWO HAHAHHA

Made my day 🕺

Anyway back to business 😤

You can add more things and it doesnt have to be the same

no problemo👌

Crocodile about to kiss his S/O when their 6 year old ran into the room screaming for their father to look at their new arts and craft creation and also begging croc to play with them, crocoman plays it off smoothly by adjusting and combing what atoms there were to rearrange while turning to his child in his usual calm demeanour like "Hm?" while, his wife tries to hide her laughter and panic with crocodile's attempts in trying to nudge/hold her arm to tell her to hold whatever she has in as to not raise questions from his curious child full of energy, silently

That may be too much details but yes its alright even if you take 1% of that HAHSHAHAHHA

Yuh

Thank youuu

And dw, take as much time as you need 💪

omg you dont understand how excited i was to get another request from you anon! i love writing croc as a dad, like i am seriously obsessed with these, so thank you so so much! also, if you want to be an anon on my account with a cute little nickname, go for it! i have heart anon on here, who i adore talking to, and i would love to interact with you more if you would like and if you see this!

Crocodile as a father part 2

Pairing - Crocodile x reader (implied f!reader as reader is called wife and mom)

Warnings - a little suggestive, but not anything far

Word Count - 475

Notes - thanks again anon! i really hope you like it! i tried to use everything you had, but added along the way! thank you so so much and i hope you have an awesome day and stay hydrated!!! <333 (also, image below not mind) (omg this man is so fine)

“Oh, my love,” Crocodile smirked at you, holding up his glass of wine as if he was making a toast. “You are the best wife any man could ask for.” He adjusted the strap of your tanktop and put his hand on your exposed thigh.

You giggled softly, holding up your glass as well. “Well you’re the best husband and father I've ever met. I love you, Sir Crocodile.” You slid your hand under his jacket with flirty eyes.

He felt a chill down his spine hearing you say those words. “Don't.” He gave you a sly smile before wrapping his arm around your waist to pull you in for a kiss.

Only to be interrupted by your six year old child running in the room, exclaiming that he had made a beautiful (or bootiful in his case) piece of artwork worthy of a museum. “Daddy! Daddy look!!!” He held up a drawing of what you assumed to be your entire small family. Crocodile was a giant looking creature holding you, his wife, who looked like a little… princess? And then your son, who was in a superhero costume. It was adorable, but Crocodile never knew how to react to something like that. He didn't want to be mean and saw it was awful, but he didn't want to lie and say that it was the best piece of work he’s ever seen.

“You see, daddy! Isn't it great! I made it all by myself!!!” Your child was hopping up and down, showing both of you his creation and you giggled, watching Crocodile set down his wine and slick his hair back with a deep breath.

“It uh… looks great, bud.” Crocodile quickly panicked, remembering what little clothes you had on so he quickly threw the blanket over you. You just kept giggling as Crocodile squeezed your hand, praying that his son didn't have the brain cells to notice what was going on.

“Daddy, can we play please?” Crocodile turned to you, who was sipping on your wine, holding back laughter. He nudged you to try to stop you from laughing, which made your face turn bright red.

“Uh, buddy, your mom and I were-”

“Pleeaaaaaseeee daddy?! I wanna playyyyyy!!!”

“Buddy, I-”

“Momma! Tell daddy to play with me!”

You giggled and pressed a kiss onto Crocodile’s cheek and pushed him towards your child. “Honey, play with your son,” you leaned closely to his ear, your lips brushing against it with every word. “I expect you to put him down for a nap soon though. I'll see you soon, love.”

Crocodile’s face went bright red as his son grabbed his giant hand, leading him to the living room. “What was that about, daddy?”

“N-Nothing, son.” He shot you a dirty look as you giggled, forcing him to hold back a smile.

God, he loves you.

[narryffdreaming]

so good to hear that you are doing well, i’ve been thinking about your stories from time to time. the first time i read the first part of a toast to the future i was on a train to paris and i always associate that train ride with this story - silly i know but it also shows how good your writing is! i can’t wait to read the maisy and harry story. i remember reading a 1. part of it a few years ago!! hows life for you been? do you still work at that volleyball place? how is it going with your degree? life has been good for me, lot less travel because i have a baby :)) but yeah probably going to mallorca again early summer as always - thats it. oh and you should definitely come to switzerland at some point! i don’t now if you like winter but its the most magical in the mountains when it has lots of snow so.. anyways so glad i found your blog again and so excited to read maisy and harrys story and come back and tell you all my thoughts about it if thats ok! ill use this emoji 🌄 so you’ll know its me :))

omg yess, i totally remember you telling me you were in paris 🥹 didn't you walk past a guerlain store and tried to send me a picture but couldn't? because that got 100% stuck in my mind <3 and it's not silly, please! as someone who still remembers fanfics I've read yearsssss ago, you have absolutely no idea how much this means to me! it makes me incredibly happy (and I'll even sit down and write a little later today because it's also motivating and inspiring, lol).

and noo, i don't work there anymore! my internship ended last december, then i graduated in january, and in february i started teaching english/spanish to make some money until i figure out where i want to work. i also got my license to practice psychology a few weeks ago and im specializing in sports psychology, so hopefully eventually I'll find a way to connect art + psychology for a living :)) so yeah, not a lot going on but also there's a lot going on!! lol

also congrats?? a baby?? that's amazing! i know maternity can be a touchy subject so idk how to properly react but i hope you're doing well and getting enough sleep and that baby's good as well <333 im jealous you're going to mallorca i miss it soooooo much sometimes! definitely think about moving back there more often than i should. and id LOVE to go to switzerland and see the snow, omg what a dream. been only to the airport there like 10 years ago but i remember about it like it was yesterday lol

please please please come back and share your thoughts with me!! I'll be waiting :))))))

[goosimp]

what if I don't 👁-👁

ok so I found out you can't send asks from sideblogs O.o

But I like sitting in your ask box and spilling words queenie *sits down*

Butttt the toast host I created is a good spot for me to post my works so imma keep doing that <u<

Psssht now that I think about it there's nothing really for me to be anxious about, except my own thoughts

I can still hear the voices. Gay gay homosexual gay.

Awe my talking quirks xD? Pfft- yep I have plenty talking quirks-- oh yeah that's defo a giveaway

actually the thing is I don't have any tumblr friends, always came here just to look around my fav fandoms, my online friends mostly exist on other sites,, and whenever I'm interacting somewhere without having ppl I know my social anxiety kicks in oof. But once I get past that I'm all cwazy u.u

LMAO good luck with that!! You know once my school teacher gave 71 pg pdf on Sunday and said submit it in 3 days LMFAO AND IT WAS COMPULSORY AND VERY IMP FOR MY GRADE

*Pat pat* hope you finish your work without breaking your fingers

Imma art dump :p

~🍞

no goo thoughts? :(

ohohohohoh I seeeee. I sawwww. The drawings. they weere cute <33333 especially goo<333 not gun🔫all my friends hate gun, we don't love gun

there is no need for you to be worried about anything at all toast. Except for that one rat that's had been spreading hate in this fandom you are safe🥰🥰👍👍

have you officially joined the gungoo club???????? ouhhhhh🤭🤭

the pfft and the oof does give it away lol

Go wild here. No one bat an eye or maybe they will, just turn you brain off 👍

Can't relate. The closest frind I had here just ghosted me😞😞. Toast you can just become naruto and make new friends here as well. Nothing wrong with it.😛

I gave up. I am not doing allat. I will just go to the teachers office and get nagged on for an entire hour instead of not sleeping at all. Intellectual.

my finger had long ago been broken. It's fucking crooked. I can't flip off someone with my right hand so I have to use my left hand😞😞😞

im trying to get back into drawing but it's not working s imma just stalk you. :P

[bulkhummus]

Hummus your art is just so 🥺💕💕💕💕AH EVERY TIME <333

Anyways u said to send asks about Cecil and Carlos and I love your headcannons so ! In your designs , with Cecils extra eyes, was he born with them or did it just ,, happen? (I remember your art with Carlos seeing the extra eyes and being like "remarkable!" But idk if you have a specific thought about that)

Also can I just say I really appreciate whenever you talk about Cecil having Lyme Disease- (I think I may have mentioned this in an ask a while ago, but I have Chronic Lyme myself so it's just so meaningful to see someone acknowledge that about his character despite it only being mentioned briefly in the podcast).

Also!! Not about wtnv but I'm really curious about your ocs- how can I best learn about them ? :D

I hope you're doing well :)) 💜

-Toast

Hi! Thank you🥺🥺🥺

I HC that he was born with both sets, but he got the eye on his forehead some time after the events in Cassettes occurred and his mother leaving.

and yes! two close people in my life have been seriously effected by lyme disease so i always like to write it in b/c its never talked about and to casually remind people to get tested for it!!!

my ocs!!!! my hashtag for them is #haulercrew

i also post about them on my instagram, and ill be starting comics soon with early release and bts on patreon

thanks ♥️ Have a good night!!

[loth-wolffe]

ari my dear, you’re too good for the world 🥺

my bestie and i are alright thanks for asking! i’m pretty sure those were just platonic feelings

i’m so sorry for not giving you an update :( life is so overwhelming sometimes. my state was thrown into lockdown for the first time in a year and i’m starting to apply for university! (i have to tell my Asian parents that i want to study arts majoring in ancient history and english literature🥴)

coping by binge reading your fics, so i probably should go outside and touch some grass

take care of yourself okay? or i will fly all the way to wherever you live and make you eat vegemite on toast😡

aLso ALso i need to settle an argument with my friend. does tech give off lower case chaotic energy?

-🍰

no darlinnnnn, no need to apologize! it's all good. i was just 👉🏻👈🏻 askin heheh but yeah nice that's cool! im happy for u baby. i understand a 100% sometimes everything's just too,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, asphyxiating.

and those are such sad news cakey:(((( stay safe tho, u'll see it'll pass by just as quick as it came (hopefully, fingers crossed 🤞🏻 for you) AND OMG that sounds so interesting and so so so cool!!! hope you go to collage and for it to be everything you hoped for and wish for you to find a nice job and be very very happy my love.

and akdkakdns could tell you i cope by writing for u babes but these days I've been having the WORST writers block so I should probably go outside and touch some grass too 😫 (heyyyy maybe I'll see u there and we can enjoy the rays of sun together<333 ah, wishful thinkin)

awh, cake baby, you take care of yourself too, and stay safe please. and uhhh, we don't have vegemite here so you'll have to bring ur own (also it looks like charcoal or something like that???? is it good??? does it sMELL good??? i have so many questions. what is even made of????) BUT YES you too take care of yourself and eat uhhh, vegemite and drink enough water and get enough sleep okay? okay good. nice. if not I'll have to shoot you with my nerf gun (i don't own any, but I'll buy one just to shoot u, u hear me)

also yes??? he does??? but just an itty bitty tiny bit ��🏻 he's somewhere between hunter (the LOWEST) and echo my darlin (average if u ask me) crosshair isn't part of this chart

[arcvist]

TWENTY - ONE QUESTIONS TO GET TO KNOW YOU

Nickname:  ro,   rosie,   etc Real Name:  rosemary   ( it’s technically my middle name and my real first name ain’t exactly hard to find but i prefer it here so let’s go w it ok ) Zodiac:   scorpio / taurus rising / pisces moon Height:   5′2 What time is it?   5 : 44 pm Favourite musician/group:   mountain goats / mitski / crane wives Favourite Sports Team:  no Other blogs:   @violints / @antigoned are the active ones rn Do I get asks?:   y... yes ?? How many blogs do I follow?:   110 Any Tumblr crushes?:   i’m too cool for crushes Lucky number:  ci called people out for being uwu quirky if their lucky numbers are 13 just now so i feel ashamed to admit that it is 13 but uwu i suppose What am I wearing right now?:   teal pants / pink tank top / green flannel / pink heart shaped glasses / red doc martens.   i’m very fashionable Dream vacation:   i’d like to go back to paris someday or maybe alaska to see the northern lights?   or a road trip across america Dream car:   an obnoxiously bright yellow buggy Favourite food:   french toast w strawberries and whipped cream on top Drink of choice:   chocolatey milkshake Languages:   english / some japanese, some italian Instruments:   i played the drums in middle school   &   piano in hs but i haven’t had a chance to play either since then so none Celebrity crushes?:   every name of every celebrity just immediately left my brain.   uh.   tessa t.hompson?   ellen p.age? Random fact:   aside from writing and art i’m also embarrassingly into musicals.   i’m very afraid of heights.   i’m doing this to procrastinate working on a comic cover bc i can’t get drawing to work rn.   i have two cats named taako and guacamole.   i’m bad at fun facts so i’m throwing a ton at y’all in the hopes any of them end up being interesting.

tagged by  @painfulhilarious <333 tagging  whoever wants to do it just say i tagged ya

[cucumbersncheese]

soft q&a

tagged by SOPHT HEART HRSELF @kirishwima

Rules: answer the q&a and tag 5 of your most recent followers and 3 of your biggest fans, fave users/blogs

What’s the smell of ur shampoo? Ehhhhh smell of the shampoo?? I NEVER NOTICED :DDDDD its always changin around but i rlly like almond honey and herbal shampoo smellssss

What’s ur aesthetic? My aesthetic... Being able to lie down on the grass on a nice windy day that isnt too sunny or too cloudy, next to the ppl i love and be able to relax while maybe sharing earbuds? or just in each other’s presence. when the wind blows and its slightly chilly, we laugh from the cold. my dress goes this way n that in the wind and our hair is flying too and we’re both sunny. lying to see the stars too, or going on night walks, or playing video games on dif consoles but in the same room... ehehe.

What’s ur favorite hour of the day? Early mornings and evenings :>

What do u like most about the beach? I havent been to the sea much to be able to say~ :DDD

What do u worry about constantly? Whetehr im loved, whether ill be abandoned, whether im manipulative, whether im talking to much, whetehr im showing love adequately, whetehr im being too much or too little and whetehr the ppl i love are safe and happy :DDDD

What is a song u cried before? Oh my, recently? Then its “Goodbye, Everyone” by powapowa-p/siinamota. I miss him ;;

what r some relaxing tips to ur followers? Take a walk if you can!! It is quite nice to be able to be with nature and to observe tiny things and to see if you can find beauty in it :DDD besides that hmmm, try and surround urself with stuff that brings u peace or happiness? It really depends on everyone doesnt it :DDD

What r some things that make u tear up? Missing people, myself, people getting hurt unjustly, ermmmm anger too?? Lots of things, im very teary!!!!

what is ur favorite form of each of the five senses? touch: hugs, hand holding, skin to skin contact always fascinates me too ^^ being able to feel someone in general. sound: the sound of people being happy so happiness, soft music, rain, nice lyrics taste: HRMMMM spicy food?? chocolate? SOUP!!! TOMATO SOUP!!! smell: the smell of loved ones is very comforting, along with the smell of the earth after rain and when my mother is baking something good :DDD sight: seeing the people i love and their smiles esp when they laugh at something, seeing cuteeee pixel art and art in geenralll, oh and reading!!!! lotsa reading!!!

what is one alternate reality ud want to be in? Ohhhh? Hmmm idrkkkk i suppose id like to be in one where humans have wings!? *sparkles* And no one gets shit for lgbt stuff or for bein a woman ever in history or anything rlly heehee

what r some troubles u face daily? Nowadays i realized that i seem to sorta “reset” every few days, which is when it seems ive woken up after a long nap? but then it gradual gets the same as before :DD so thats a worry i guess... Besides that i worry abt my grades, the lives of others, loneliness, struggling to get motivated and to do stuff and not feel... bad? How odd :O in general tho im pretty alright!!!! dwelling hurts my braaainnnn

what is one scene of a book that made u rlly sad? Ahhh i havent read recently but theres quite a lot of moments really? Like in the ministry of utmost happiness, there was a bunch and in ingo chronicles it was the whole father thing, so really books just really connect :DD

say sth to ur followers Hi!!!! Thank you for following me, i always see you in my notes and i hope youre having a nice day cause if its not nice ill punch it!!!! BWAHHHH it GOOOESSSSS and EXPLOOODESS and now theres confetti and rlly im typing this while half asleep but i rlly hope youre alright, take care okay? <333

So to tag:

5 recent followers: not counting the limitless porn bots... @a-toasted-marshmallow @yenatic @iolitte @softoceanbreeze @heathermason (im so sorry!!! i had to!!! but u dont have to answer this so dw!!!!! oka!!!!)

3 biggest fans: ehhhh idrk??? Yammy is a fan i suppose :DDDD and lala!!! they like my stuff all the time!!!! and my friends in general!!! rhys!!!! val!!!

and fav users aka Friendos: oh gosh ummmm @error-404-gender-not-found @valdezspeaking @gabbigoblin @theyamfairy and u sophi u DOOORKKKK (theres also another one but im... too shy >_<)

[beefstew252]

i was tagged by @davidbowie69​ to do this time- consuming tageroony

(answer 92 questions and tag 20 ppl)

the last

1. drink: water cuz im basic

2. phone call: mi amiga ella

3. text message: “ehehhehehehehehhe with like a million laughy face emojis cuz im too awkward to live”

4. song you listened to: telephone line by ELO

5. time you cried: probs last night when i cried myself to sleep or yesterday when i watched life and was too scared so i leaked from my seeing crevices

have you

6. dated someone twice: never even been on a date whoops im a loooser

7. kissed someone and regretted it: lhehehehehe my mommy

8. been cheated on: friend wise- yes but not like in relationships lol im not kewl

9. lost someone special: mhmhmhmhm i move everyday and am unlovable soo not a good combo

10. been depressed: lol yup yup yup everyday but i cover it with smiley face stickers and sprinkles

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: mayyybbeeee when i accidently drank a bunk of mikes hard lemonade hehehhhhehehe

list 3 favorite colors

12. yellow

13. mintish green

14. sky blue

in the last year you have…

15. made new friends: @davidbowie69​ i love my mommm 

16. fallen out of love: nope im always in love with everyone ever

17. laughed until you cried: EVERYDAY im a giggly person tbh

18. found out someone was talking about you: not really but i constantly feel like my friends talk about how horrible i am sooooo same difference 

19. met someone who changed you: everyone i meet tbh <3333333

20. found out who your friends are: i think maybe if they actually love me as much as i love themmmmm <333

21. kissed someone on your facebook list: what even is face book tbh

generale

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: girl i dont understand this booking faceeeee

23. do you have any pets: my dear pet rock mildred and her associate mr pebbleton (but i wanna doggo so badddd)

24. do you want to change your name: nah m8 sofia is fineeee af i think

25. what did you do for your last birthday: 4 days agooo hmmm i slept in and had avocado toast like a true millennial and went to the grocery store with my mom lol and then went to my fav place in the world an art store then had cake and watched life which was horrifying twas pretty fun

26. what time did you wake up: 10ish but usually like afternoonish whoops

27. what were you doing last night at midnight: i was watching the OA which was actually amazin tbh

28. name something you can’t wait for: WINNING THE PRESIDENCY WITH MY VICE PRES KANYE IN 2020 HONESTLYYYY

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: just now when she told me to do the laundry

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i wish i had stayed in one place and had real, true friendships

31. what are you listening to right now: build me up buttercup- the foundations

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: no not really???

33. something that is getting on your nerves: constantly thinkin im not good enough and some “people” i know heh

34. most visited website: tumblr, netflix and gmail tbh

lost questions. i just put in random info about me

wow op was a little bitch--- keepin this in thx ellie

35. moles: yes but theyre outside and probably have rabies and are blind af and no longer are in my backyard---- jkjk yea i do tho

36. marks: everywhere on my ugly af self

37. childhood dream: i wanted to be a squirrel when i grew up sooo

38. hair color: dark brown

39. long or short hair: short shoulder lengthish??

40. do you have a crush on someone: yeah everyone i meet ever 

41. what do you like about yourself: my curly af hair and strangely large energy reserves (gracias mitochondria)

42. piercings: ear piercins

43. blood type: idk man but i hope its the kind from that episode of doctor who with the aliens and they controlled u with blood or somethin and david tennant lost an arm it was wild

44. nickname: sofie, sofie dofie, didi, olaf, mr. f@#*ing compassion, slink, softpants once again, sof fresh, coneybear? leaf?, ronnie, macaronnie, charlie kelly tbh

45. relationship status: hahahahahahahahahahaha

46. zodiac: cancer, (yes i know im a crabb dont make funna me)

47. pronouns: she/her also ultimate supreme ruler of 7M tbh

48. favorite tv show: stranger things, its always sunny in philadelphia, parks and rec, the office, tbh the new show i just binged yesterday called the OA, friends, etcetcetc

49. tattoos: nope i have a very low pain tolerance

50. right or left hand: right im bland af

51. surgery: yea my poor eye lol ive had like 3 on that one alone whwhwhw

52. hair dyed different color: no id look like a uglier potato

53. sport: competitive cloud watching

54. *GASP* there is no spoon…there is no question 54…………………….  ………………………..hey remember those wayside school books because i sure do------ also keepin this im unoriginal and still dont understand tags lol

55. vacation: the moon

56. pair of trainers: white superstar adidas or grossly dirty “white” converse cuz im basic once again

plus generales

57. eating: i just ate strawberries and a grilled cheese sandwich sooo

58. drinking: w a t e r ---stay hydrated mis amigos

59. i’m about to: host the most lit party in the world tbh (mario kart and pizza binches)

60. *bo burnham voice in my head, for some reason* it’s not real. time is an illusion.------ im lazy do u see a trend????!?

61. waiting for: my next trip to the northeast cuz i miss it

62. want: a real friend tbh.        also *dr evil voice* 1 MILLion DOllaRs

63. get married: yup and i agree with the bae on “why couldn’t this have been question 64 because when i’m sixty four by the beatles is also the best song ever sooooo”

64. career: eww the future i h8 probs an astronaut so i can fly into the void

which is better

65. hugs or kisses: AWW ILL TAKE ANYTHIN

66. lips or eyes: eyes who even looks at lips eww theyre like chapped and stuff

67. shorter or taller: short lil bean or tall beans everyone is valid

68. older or younger: all the ages?

69. yOU hAVe GOt To bE KiDdINg ME wHY is 69 SKipPeD--- gracias por las cosas

70. nice arms or nice stomach: eww nice personality honestly

71. sensitive or loud: sensitive like me hehehehhee

72. hook up or relationship: relationshippppp<3 if any soul could stand me for longer than a day

73. troublemaker or hesitant: ??????? i like robbie rotton

have you ever…

don’t we need tequila  apple juice for this part

74. kissed a stranger: no but today i made a snarky comment quietly about a kid who was smoothie drinkin and bikin and we made solid eye contact for like 30 secs sooo same difference

75. drank hard liquor: i licked vodka once it was gross and i almost threw up

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: jason sat on and broke my glasses once so same thing

77. turned someone down: yeah the monster livin in my drawer tried to take me to the movies once and i was like BOI UR A MONSTER LIVIN IN MY ROOM COME ON

78. sex on the first date:   eWWWWWEWWewewewewwwwew

79. broken someone’s heart: hah no one has ever liked me in the history of the human race sooo

80. had your heart broken: everyday

81. been arrested: im what the police call “an angel”

82. cried when someone died: every time my fav character died or any other time im an emotional lil bean honestly

83. fallen for a friend: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhehehehhehe

do you believe in…

84. yourself: eww no i suck

85. miracles: one time someone said i was pretty 

86. love at first sight: yes i’m certain that it happens all the time STEALIN IT ELLIE SOZ NOT SOZ

87. santa claus: yes yes yes 

88. kiss on the first date: mmmmmmmmmidkman

89. angels: me

other

man, op really ran outta ideas here

90. current best friend’s name: none of my “best friends” think im their best friend too soooo no im a lonely person but if i had to say somethin itd be russell crow(e?) as javert tbh

91. eye color: poop brown

92: favorite movie: all of them but also good will hunting, cinema paridiso, life is beautiful, dead poets society, breakfast club, 16 candles the list goes ONNNNN man

well, it’s been real

i tag vlad putin and jeff