#I love my leaf

[spectraspecs-writes]

There’s no way this is as funny as I think it is

[ghoulpoole]

my car is autistic

-let me explain.

i bought my friend's car, and bless her old electric heart, she can't go very far.

she's the first of her kind, an old queen. and i think she has things to teach me.

i really like her. she's quiet. sensitive. she brakes way too easy and refuses to Speed.

the difficulty with her is an issue of Knowledge and Energy.

folks online call her battery gauge the Guess-O-Meter. she can't really tell how far she can go. you have to watch closely, or you'll find yourself in Turtle Mode.

everybody has agreed that her range is something you should never read. a 20 mile range can get you just barely 11 miles in reality.

i wanted a car but got a golf cart. yet i'm okay with that because goddamn,

if that ain't me.

[science-bastard]

i bend sexily over my lab bench to jot down a data point but my assistant doesn’t notice because they’re too busy drawing little faces on the test tubes and making them kiss

[j-ustkeepgliding]

love is stored in the rookie & his goalie

[canisalbus]

A friend of mine sent me your latest post and I couldn't stop thinking about how perfectly Vasco would fit into the role of a coat of arms supporter. It got to the point that I just sat down and made a mock-up of the idea; turns out actually, both of them do a great job at it, together. Literally made this account to share the discovery (Extra funny points for them fitting the original colour scheme)

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[hyunpic]

[leafwateraddict]

Found some old sketches I had for @llamagoddessofficials Coraline au along with some headcanons I had for Dart and Patch (also stuffing.. gore?)

Ft. A sexy Dart because I saw a fancy looking corset and put him in it and instantly regretted it (along with some ideas for his button eyes)

Also other Mc/Thread along with some sentences i thought of if I ever ended up writing that drabble (which I probably wont- rip)

[mayor-brandy]

Checking on the berries… they’re doing good!

[ca-d]

Harmony Grove // Salem, MA 🖤

[spectraspecs-writes]

me: *goes on a very long-winded rant about what made Quantum Leap good and why the revival will not be as good, covering casting choices, character choices, bellisario's producing career, and the impact of current events* my gf:... are you okay? me: *vibrating* yes I care about this a normal amount.

[camille-lachenille]

I precise it’s a piece of jewellery you can wear either daily or only for special occasions like weddings, you choose!And there isn’t a ‘none’ option because this isn’t a post for cowards.

[dewarism]

joseph woll, everybody

[j-ustkeepgliding]

bruins @ leafs - may 2 '24

[kash-phia]

Pokemon x Urusei Yatsura ✨

[leafwateraddict]

Some more jester!reader for @htsan :3

Alternate ending where reader lets the crown fall ↓

[keii]

JJK (Toji & Mahito) x I Saw the Devil (K-Movie) Crossover