#I love villians so much

[meltedmush]

Sorry! 😭

[drivebypainter]

What’s this? A fan fiction written by yours truly?! Yes! It is!

50% of All Marriages End in Divorce by Teacat11

Rated: Mature

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fake Marriage, Fake Pregnancy, Queer Platonic Relationship, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Obsessive Luo Binghe, Confused Mobei-jun, Tired Shen Yuan, Shang Qinghua & Shen Qingqiu Friendship, Canon-Typical Violence, Oblivious Shen Yuan, Awkard Kissing, Enthusiastic Kissing, Dubious Kissing, Delusional Thinking and Activities, Real Marriage, Happy Ending.

Summary:

"“Well it goes like this, if we get fake married it won't be suspicious to Mobei-jun or anyone else if we both wander off together to look for Moon-Dew Sun Mushrooms-“

“Sun-Moon Dew Mushrooms.”

“-and if one of us pretends to be pregnant-“

“WHEN DID PREGNANCY COME INTO PLAY?!”

“-then Luo Binghe won't hurt us, after all, he wouldn’t hurt a pregnant person or the pathetic husband of said pregnant person! Which means we could avoid having to die in the first place!” Shang Qinghua finished his explanation with jazz hands. Shen Qingqiu felt like spitting blood.

Or

Months after the Immortal Alliance Conference disaster, Shen Qingqiu learns a bit of crucial information: Shang Qinghua, the treacherous rat behind the disaster in the first place, is a transmigrator! The two immediately begin to work together to find ways to survive Luo Binghe's return and the subsequent demise of their sect and lives, and with few options and time running out, they come to a quick and easy solution to save their skins; get fake married."

[disgracefulthings]

Mobei-Jun: I would kill for you

Shang Qinghua: I have killed for you

Mobei-Jun: ...

Shang Qinghua: Step up your fucking game

[nibbelraz]

Mobei overhears sy and sqh talking. Sy is crowing about how much binghe does for him, and sqh says "yeah well, happy wife happy life". Mobei ignores the peak Lord fistfight as he connects dots. Qinghua is always bending over backwards to make him happy. In fact, when he's unhappy, qinghua will do everything within his power to change that. Is... is he the wife? Man practically gains a halo of bliss while sy tries to choke sqh behind him

Oh I LOVE THIS he absolutely would consider himself the wife- not only that, he'd be so happy at being the happy wife of Shang Qinghua, the man that balances a whole peak and his kingdom so well like it's nothing, he would be clawing at the table thinking about it

He's so distracted that he doesn't see his poor husband dying but it's a small price to pay for this amazing revelation

[junodoom]

behold, my favorite part of scum villain (the AMOUNT of headcanons let me tell you)

[itzitxou]

Smooches for shizun 💞

[joonbuggiie]

Ford gets hit with the villian au beam. I like to see bill as a cult leader type figure so

I wanted to give ford more of a formal look (yes Bill absolutely dresses him, kind enough to give him a turtleneck substitute

Also i put so many random traingles in this piece its like finding hidden mickeys : (

[eggsolotl]

Scumcum doodle.

[fairsweetlonging]

just thinking about how binghe had no idea that without-a-cure even had a cure and he spent all his years as a disciple thinking his shizun would at best be disabled for the rest of his life and at worst die a slow and painful death, and it was to save him.

[anqelbean]

“Xiao-Jiu–” “Do not call me that.”

Quick sketch of a scene from Chapter 10 of Shen Yuan of No Relation by @grubus. GO READ IT. I AM LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH IT.

Bonus Shen Yuan being a child of divorce:

[pippuns]

shen jiu is out here doing it like no one else

[meltedmush]

[retronation]

Losing it over this video because it understands the spirit of SVSSS.

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Yuan: Oh you're a hater?

Shen Yuan: Answer me this then. Have you ever hated something so much that it killed you?

Shen Yuan: That's what I fucking thought

Shen Yuan: Bitch

[nibbelraz]

Do you think this awoken anything in Mobei-Jun

[rainofthetwilight]

anyway uh until I muster up the confidence to finally watch lmk S3 have some doodles