#I need this man in every position
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I’m so fucking mad about the utter mind fucking lack of Dexter fics in this place. no way this man was the original sexy crash out sociopath sk and none of yall have written a single thing about him. I can’t do it all myself pLEASE.
#I swear to god#I need this man in every position#the things I need him to do to me#they are unspeakable#i need him biblically#pls don’t tell me I’m gonna have to write him too#don’t tempt me cuz I got another week of break#lots of pounding can be written in 6 days#dexter morgan#dexter morgan x reader#Dexter Morgan smut
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I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

#my art#gravity falls#gravity falls au#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#gravity falls fanart#stan pines#stanley pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan twins#i need to find a gravity falls discord or smth- it's basically a ritual for me with every fandom#i tried to find some on the internet but they're so... rude?? maybe it's just me but i dont think#openly cussing people out and insulting the people who want to leave the server is a very “positive and open” server they claimed to be#which was so crazy because Ive never seen a discord server be like that?? like usually they're pretty chill but these ones like actively#called people bitches and lame assholes after they left the server like CHILL my man- they're allowed to Not stay#it wasnt even just one- I had to go through like 4 to 5 different GF servers and they were all like that- it was CRAZY#anyways!! that was just me rambling it was just such a weird experience for me#GOD I am PLAGUED by thoughts of this AU
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…. do you think Klaus has still thought this whole time that Gil took Agatha as a lab assistant for her Bodacious Heterodyne Ham? because he definitely thought that was what was happening Before the wasp engine went off because he definitely thought that was what was happening Before the wasp engine went off and even if they DID talk it over it's entirely possible that when Gil said "'I thought she was smart and probably a spark and wanted to work with her" Klaus would have heard "I was seduced by her beautifully twisted brain (just like Lucrezia's)" because the man is ridiculous.
#girl genius#Klaus is a strange strange man and I don't think it's a coincidence that EVERY sparky woman he's met has tried to kill him#like does klaus still think “I need to get that boy married”#which come to think of it actually says a lot about how positive marriage was for him#and now I'm sad.#man has not seen his wife in like 20ish years. More if we count time he wasn't aware of#he really needs to go to skifander (and his wife needs to make sure he knows he's an idiot/punch him)#(fantasizing about Klaus/Zanta reunion)
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thinking about kageyama’s “it’s the setter’s job to break the wall in front of the spiker” in reference to how kenma sponsoring hinata while he’s in brazil and onwards is effectively doing that on a financial level. once a setter always a setter.
#could talk about how the narrative purpose of every setter (at least in hinata’s story) reflects the idea of breaking a wall in front of him#for hours i think#i want to do a full manga read to fully think about that but#atsumu & hinata’s feeling that he needs kageyama. kenma & just the financial logistics of being able to go to brazil. oikawa & homesickness#obviously there’s more going on w/ all the characters but like. those 3 & kageyama (obviously) all have at least one big thing they help-#hinata overcome. kageyama has so many of these moments w/ hinata i’d have to rewatch & list them all but yea.#akaashi is also this but for bokuto. (bokuto is this for akaashi as well)#(& if we’re talking setters & spikers obviously hinata is that for kageyama. Obviously. they’re soulmates)#i know this is lowkey just me analyzing the concept of support which a team sport series is inevitably filled to the brim with#but with a lot of what i consider to be hinata’s big character moments… it’s always setters man. & that feels deeply intentional.#& takeda obviously but he’s the coach. that is his Narrative Purpose#i wonder if there’s something strong to be said about main characters positions within the team & their strongest overall narrative purposes#like ‘libero’ meaning free in italian & nishinoya & freedom being his Whole Thing. he goes to karasuno bc he likes the uniform!!#i’m curious if i took every character & took their position if i’d find a list of commonalities between their narrative purposes. idk!#but yea anyways i dislike dumbing down hinata’s relationships w/ his setters as like ‘omg setter harem’ as anything other than a light joke#but hinata & setters is such a big deal. almost all my favorite hinata dynamics are with setters i think & that’s bc of that importance#if anyone read this rant in the tags thank you for your time lol. happy birthday hinata i love you forever#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyū!!#hinata shouyou#hinata shoyo#kozume kenma
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#ariana grande#positions#i <3 drew starkey#in every way possible#drew starkey#on my knees#i need drew starkey#i love drew starkey#my man <3#every position for him#she thinks she's gonna marry drew starkey#drew starkey is mine#joseph starkey#positions ariana grande#drew starkey is so hot#have you ever tried this one?#joseph andrew starkey#you're so gorgeous drew starkey#my husband#i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism#ariana grande moodboard#i'm literally just a girl#i know he's honored#he's the only man ever#the only man that matters#my baby#keep your eyes on me boy#obvious ariana grande#eugene allerton#rafe cameron
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I’m not going to lie, I’ve watched the scene where Julius kills Subaru several times just for the emotions and expressions that Julius showed there.
that is to say I’ve injected this portion of the episode into my bloodstream
#re:zero#julius juukulius#rezero#re zero#This man. I need to see this man in pain#i want to put him through the wringer#<- I’ve used this tag for him before#I want him to experience every emotion possible. Negative and positive#I love character expressions. Especially the extreme ones#I need to bite him in retaliation for invading my mind#It needs to be done
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Finished ISAT last night, this game was an emotional rollercoaster from start to end, tbh. I've got a lot of thoughts about the game and they're all pretty short, but I'd like to list some of them here.
The coin is interesting! I think mechanically it's a good way to check Siffrin's internal monologue of the same thing, regardless of area/party status. But story wise, it's a whole other thing to me. Loop and Siffrin have their own kind of Heads/Tails duality, and Odile's coin flip makes me think that it could have/might have been Loop in our Siffrin's place instead, if things had gone just a little differently. Siffrin's forgetfulness being both a foreshadow to his home country AND the potential years worth of time stuck in the loops. and the player's forgetfulness, that too. Another angle I'd like to explore in the future is Siffrin's sprites, and the (possibly intended) idea of taking the growing space covered in shadow on his face as a loss of humanity/the concept of self. It helps take the idea of Siffrin seeing himself as an actor to the next level for me. You could extend this to the Mal Du Pays/Bigfrin sequences being the total loss of self, Siffrin being sent over the edge(and subsequently grounded by his party members). But he made it back! and that's really what matters, isn't it. It's very in line with the literal context of the scenes but I appreciate that the lines are there to be read between, even if not everybody cares to. i definitely think about faces/the self a normal amount, you can trust me i swear. Siffrin clearly did not have enough problems on his own so I had to push my whole faces/sense of self thing on him too. Loop. oh god Loop. I have a lot of thoughts about Loop and their Identity, and it's going to take a while to figure out! but i'm totally fine with that. is it morally wrong to feel a deep kinship to loop?? i don't know!!! i'm gonna find out though. i was actually just recently thinking about how i don't like using the term kinning for characters because it feels very intimate and I can't say i've felt the same thing other people who kin characters feel. BUT. i think loop gave me some kind of disease i think i'm not well I just couldn't do most of the Dagger dialogue. It was too much for me personally. I did it once and it made me feel bad enough to return it and swear off the idea. until i go back to finish achievements, that is. Fucked up, though!! The loops and their infinite catharsis started to mean nothing at all until they make the even more fucked up mega catharsis. I thought Signalis and it's ending hit me hard but this game reduced me to a crying mess by the end. And lastly I'm very appreciative of @usefulnt0409 for being there to help me through the entire game. I like sharing my first playthroughs of things with people that enjoy them. Having them around to help with mechanical stuff I'd never pick up on(Loop dialogues and the conditions associated with most of them) and when I'd accidentally skip a dialogue just made the experience very special. I don't think I'll soon forget this game, it was an incredible experience even through the gas leak 5am vcs. I think they made it better.
#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#text post#hiiii pronoun :3#review???#typing this post and not rereading it because i'm not making a second draft.#i don't think i can tag every loop design under the sun with me core and get away with it#speaking of#i need to figure some shit out because#loop DID something to me man#i mean i guess i do have it figured out i just need like a week so i don't feel sick(positive) every time i think about them#or this game as a whole#should i make a kin list. i know i said it feels different than kinning but i'm making a pinned soon#feels like it'd be a good addition
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sometimes I think I can be normal while taking screencaps of my beloved husband. I am always incorrect
BONUS BECAUSE I'M IN THE THROES OF AGONY OVER THIS STATUESQUE MAN

#your honor i LOVE him#in my dreams i am always in flagrante delicto with him#any time any place any position he wants it he has it#the bonus picture makes me weak in the knees AAAUGGHHH#i need to be wrapped around him so tight he can't breathe#i just. want to hear him moan one time#ONE TIME and i'll be satisfied#but this whole set is just perfection to me#every time i see him in that snuggly blanket by the fireside my brain goes into full domestic scenario mode#where am i???#where am i in these photos if i'm not tucked up under his arm with my head on his chest??#the sexiest thing maximus ever did was exist#he literally does not have to do anything he can just stand there#and i am a flood of desire for him#look at his beautiful sparkly eyes and his perfect nose and kissable lips and smooth neck and LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM#i need him emotionally physically spiritually biblically and every other way there is to have him#i need to experience the Broadness personally#in my bed#for an entire night and also an entire lifetime#i would NEVER get bored even if we did the exact same thing over and over#just to be with him i would be content forever#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe#low quality screencaps of a high quality man
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I have to say it was kind of funny hearing that Clive/Jill was written as this amazingly done childhood best friends slow burn to lovers shit (would if that were true...😔) when I was an outsider, meanwhile now I think Clive's got a tier list of people in his heart that's like:
Joshua (sorry it's obvious no one ever surpasses Joshua. He can't shut up about his brother even when he's dead)
Cid (This one is so bad and obvious that Clive also started talking about him unprompted after his death like he kept doing to Joshua)
Torgal (Ouppy)
Gav (I love how he started attaching to Gav at some point earlier in the game and Gav wasn't into it, but their dynamic changed after Clive inherited him post Cid's death)
Otto (Didn't expect this before timeskip 2 ngl but like. Tell me them talking when you choose to gather the sand with him isn't a bit like a date. Clive waxes poetry about how Otto was his first supporter and he couldn’t have done anything without him)
Jill (Being as nice as I possibly can here with this placement. Obviously he cares about her and her well-being but her love feels so palpably onesided and the scenes where it seems like Clive reciprocates as far in as I am feels like him just playing a role. Problem is that he has more emotional and heartfelt scenes with men, tends to talk about dead men he's not over when they're supposed to be having a moment, and has more onscreen chemistry with other random women)
#ffxvi#ff16#final fantasy 16#final fantasy xvi#clive rosfield#I'll only be tagging ships I talked about positively for the record#roscest#phoenixshield#clijosh#Cligav#Clicid#Clotto#i just be ramblin#firestorm#scoutlaw#I really really wanted to be into Clive/Jill based on the praise I was hearing but man they just cannot convince me he is into her that way#It just feels so forced every time they have a moment where Clive needs to reciprocate#oh also for the record not done with ffxvi yet#been watching a playthrough and we finally got to the Clive/Josh reunion and I'm entirely unwell about it#twin flames
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When the moshaich comes, could they PLEASE teach people specifically in the United States how to actually drive? I'm tired of being in near accidents because american drivers are bad 😭😭😭
#jumblr#meme#personal thoughts tag#i don't believe in hell but having to drive with others makes me rethink my position on this#this man drove the WRONG WAY down a one way and had the AUDACITY to wag his finger at ME for trying to enter the one way the RIGHT WAY#he had such a smug look like he was in the right for going the WRONG WAY down a ONE WAY LANE#hell is a place on earth sometimes#my dad and i have the same opinion: we Love driving - absolutely love being behind the wheel - but we HATE drivers#i have Strong feelings about this. if we are to establish an era of peace we need there to be good drivers#and STRONG public transportation. bus stops at every street. train stations at every turn. all for free. TRAMS too!!#i LOVE me a tram system <3
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I sometimes see people complain about "misogyny" in older Disney movies, particularly regarding the fairytale ones, but they never once bring up a legitimate argument and it's always some really nit-picky shit lmao
#disney#accusations#txt#like no janice presenting marriage as a positive thing is not evil#also most of them do not get married by the end of the movies LMAO#only cinderella ariel and tiana did#the others got married in the direct-to-video sequels#but for the most part most of them did not get married by the end. they waited#and there is nothing wrong with that being presented as a happy outcome#i feel like marriage should be valued again if anything. one of the reasons the world is so messed up is because long-term commitment is no#longer valued. “but it's brainwashing girls 😡” oh kindly piss off lmao#this is pure western talk. people in other countries wish they would marry for love and not because their family needed some damn support#that shit is still going on in eastern cultures#“they are beautiful” so? LOL. the movies make it a point that they are more than their pretty faces#“they were written by men” ok? the men who wrote them were married men who love and respect women. you think they just pulled that out of#their asses? y'all gotta stop acting like every man who writes a woman is the spawn of satan when there are a lot of women who write men#absolutely horribly to the point that you no longer wanna engage with media#“they get saved by a man” they do not get saved most of the time. they get HELPED which is massively different from being saved#and i believe no one should be alone in their misfortune. that's what their movies are all about. it's about UNITY
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i completely understand the bisexual headcanons but there is something so 👌👏👍🤌 about gay and lesbian steve and nancy. like...the comphet is brain deadening.
#nancy in particular#like she dates steve because thats what she is supposed to want and she gets so much positive reinforcement#but she thinks she actually wants jonathan#because he's sensitive and maybe a bit feminine and not what is expected of her at all#and maybe thats better#maybe she just needs a different type of man#but#it still isn't right#it still isnt enough#she wants....she wants...fuck she WANTS#and steve just flirts with every conventually attractive girl#if he can just have the perfect girlfriend and be the perfect boyfriend it will all be ok#he seems baffled by the idea that he is supposed to date someone he really truly likes#of course its all about image what else is there?#i just think its neat#i almost never see bi eddie and gay steve i think that would be fun#stranger things#steve harrington#nancy wheeler#steddie#also like i love steve and i dont think nancy handed it well (understandable) but#their relationship WAS bullshit#i think steve really thought they were in love but i also don't think he really understood what that is#or what it could be (like this is canon to me)#i think nancy knew on some level they were both pretending maybe she didnt realize steve didnt know this#and so like sure maybe men are hot sometimes like whatever it doesn't mean anything tho#he wants a wife and kids so it doesn't matter#and then he gets with (eddie) and is just like ???? what are these feelings?? how is he so hot??? sex is so good now????#is this how its supposed to feel??
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Had such a Day. Idk what's making me approachable to everyone but I need to stop doing it
#when every man in the world either needs help with something or wants me to go somewhere with him#my coworker who i do like but my god today is not the day also came over to my car & started talking to me on lunch break#you see me curled up in period pain like. brooooooo. brooooooooooo#when i'm in my own car in the lot curled into a fetal position i'm coping with some things right.#spaghetti man came to work against doctor's orders just post skin graft for a flesh eating parasite?????#then asked me to drive him home????#i venmoed him a 20 you are not getting in my car with that!!!#call an uber i cannot#mike asked me for my number while i was sitting in my car trying to text kris about a spider they found#some other dude asked me for gas while i was at the cvs trying to get heating pads because. my boss told me the wrong time to come in#so i had time to go to cvs after all but i helped this guy get gas which is fine we all need gas whatever#but when it's like 4 people trying to hold conversations with me about things they want or need in a row#do i look like i have the answers today???? i'm pretty sure i look like i've died#anyway. anyway.
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you guys know that instead of complaining that there's too much hate for a character in the main tag, you can just. make positive content and posts about that character yourself and block the negative tags right. you know this is a thing you can do. right
#the amount of people i have seen complaining about keefe haters is ridiculous. like stop i'm serious#“hate is negative and makes nobody feel good” WRONG!!!! hating a FICTIONAL character is actually therapeutic you should try it sometime#also idk man i'm having the time of my life here YOU'RE the one that won't shut up about people constantly hating on your fave#which of us seems more miserable to you. hmmmm?#also fyi my blog is only about 25% keefe hate posts and i'm probably(?) the most prolific spreader of keefe hate on this site#so if MY blog isn't even mostly keefe hate then i assure you keepblr as a whole is NOT mostly keefe hate posts#stop whining about what other people are doing and make your own content. or use the block button#also tumblr does not hate keefe. 3.3%. that's how many people on keepblr have a negative opinion of keefe#and keefe positive posts (when they happen) also consistently get more notes than keefe negative ones so like shut up#despite this you don't see keefe haters complaining that too many people like keefe or that too many people like pro keefe content#atp you're just mad keefe haters exist. lmfao. sorry can't help you with that one#you are pulling evidence out of your ass idk what imaginary enemies you think you're fighting. stop acting entitled#you guys on this site need to seriously stop acting like keefe hate is some sort of disease that only child haters engage in#i am criticizing ink on a page it is NOT that deep. keefe is NOT a teenager he is a FICTIONAL character written by an ADULT woman#i am. in fact. holding an ADULT accountable every time i criticize keefe's poor writing#maybe the reason there's so little keefe positive content is because all the keefe lovers are too busy complaining about keefe hate hmm?#okay rant over goodbye now#sorry i have just seen so many posts recently with this sentiment and it is pissing me off. leave us alone#kotlc fandom#keepblr
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maybe I’ve just totally gone off the deep end but the fact that I can see (1) his thigh and (2) that bit of skin on the back of his shoulder is literally creating a sexual tornado in the kansas of my heart
#GUYS I’M#this is SO HOT IT’S SO HOT#i don’t even care that he’s wearing like 2847538 layers of clothes#it’s probably better that way because if he were even slightly more naked than he is. i’d be dead#he could run me through with his sword anyday i swear#look at the IINTENSITY#look at the SNARL#the fierceness in battle and the grit of determination to stay alive#he’s got me clenching my legs biting my lip giving him the most inviting look possible#HAHSHFHFHSHSJSJDJF his FOREARMS THOUGH#i need to be gripping those in the heat of passion#in this picture he looks like he could growl and. it’s doing things to me#i am a sucker for sweet gentle loving tender husband maximus first and foremost#but i am also a total simp for feral raging intense warrior maximus every day of my life#this man could get it every day all day any place any position any combination of whatever he wants#sitting on his lap while he holds me tight enough to break my ribs would fix me i think#i need to be the one waiting for him in his gladiator cell when he comes back#and from there it’s up to him!#everyone go away my beloved husband and i are going to shake the very foundations of the arena tonight#but yeah the thigh being visible here?? i need to be institutionalized#WHY am i not on my knees kissing my way up his legs????#WHEN will that be possible??#i swear at this very moment i am taking off every bit of his armor and kissing him until my lips go numb#i need to TOUCH HIM I’M GOING INSANE I WON’T MAKE IT MUCH LONGER MAXIMUS#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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i think the reason i cling to male characters so much despite being sapphic is that im like literally obsessed with the idea of a man loving me and being nice to me. something that has never occurred
#this is about to get reeeaaaaaaaalllllllllll venty so just a heads up i just need this off my chest bad#tw vent#im so jealous of the people who have had wonderful male figures in their lives because in no capacity have i ever had that#i've had a positive relationship with. one man in my life#my friend#we're not even like besties or anything. just friends#ive had 3 dads (one biological 2 step) and all of them have fucking sucked and traumatized me#every male ex ive ever had traumatized me#like i just so badly want to believe that there are good men out there#and i know that there are plenty of people out there who love men and have had great relationships#AND IM SO JEALOUSSDLKFJ#im just literally the epitome of daddy issues which is so funny#my stepbrother even calls me “daddy issues”#i dunno im just spewing nonsense but like. its just been heavy on my heart recently#and why ive been struggling with my sexuality so much#blegh#eeeuuuuuuuuughghgggg
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