#I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy

[bloodypeachblog]

Vash the Stampede NSFW headcanons (Vash x F!Reader)

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Ok, this cinnamon roll of a man has been occupying my mind for a long time, so I NEED to let this out.

• Vash, usually, is a total bottom. He can take over, as long as you tell him to do it, but he's just a total sweetheart, asking if you're okay and all that.

• his soft moans are like an angelic choir. Seeing his face contorted in pure pleasure is like seeing God.

• in all honesty, I wanna peg this man so bad. I want to ride him and have him look at me like a goddamn goddess, struggling to say my name from all the pleasure he'd be feeling. God, please give me this angel, I promise to take good care of him.

• BUT. Once in a blue moon, when you two have sex, something...happens to him.

• you know Hatsuharu from Fruits Basket and how he turns into Black Haru? A sweet and loving shy boy turning into a bad boy in the right circumstances? Yeah, this is basically the same thing.

• maybe he's had a frustrating day, maybe it's the desire building up in him egging him on, maybe it's the feeling of your bare skin on his, your soft voice moaning his name, your lips on his, maybe you hit his ero zone (I like to think it's on his chest, middle of his back, or maybe the back of his ear), or maybe it's a secret double identity that he keeps on the down low that triggers it. No one knows for sure.

• but when it happens....oh good lord.

• he will top you and destroy you, essentially becoming the god of sex in bed.

• he will rail you into the bed to the point of it almost breaking. Any position you can think of? He'd be willing to try it, and leave you sore the next morning.

• he will give you a reason why his nickname is 'the Stampede'.

• he will pound his cock in you so deep and so hard, your clit will be slamming on his base and you'll cum so many times.

• he'll grip your hips so hard, you may have his hand marks on you the next day.

• he may say the dirtiest shit into your ear, but usually it's just stuff like 'you're mine', 'take it', 'good girl', etc. Use your imagination, it's more fun that way!

• Bite marks and scratches? Guaranteed. Guy's gotta mark his property, after all.

• would he 'use the back door'? Mayyyyyybeeeee...😏😉

• and don't think he'll do the pull out method, he will fill you up until he is completely empty and he won't even care if you end up pregnant.

• that'd just make you permanently his.

• but to be fair, you'd be begging him to impregnate you at that point.

• once the deed is done, he will snap out of his Eros mode and start crying and apologizing. "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! I COULDN'T HELP IT! PLEASE DON'T HATE ME!!". Poor baby..

• A++ aftercare is his way of apologizing for being so brutal with you. He'll clean you up, give you a bath, treat your wounds, and snuggle you in bed, still crying a little bit.

• poor guy thinks he betrayed you for acting this way and begs you not to leave him, saying that you're the only one for him.

• you gotta hold him and give him so many hugs and kisses to stop his tears, tell him that everything is alright, that you aren't going to leave him ever.

• he starts to cry happy tears, saying that he vows to marry you one day.

• after that night, you just might take his offer....I know I would~♡

(A/N: this all applies to 1998 Vash too, ok bye)

[pistachi0art]

Omg can we see more seal Gordon pls?

ask and you shall receive

[lemongrablothbrok]

I don't know why but I adore the way his lil hands are drawn here.

[tutuandscoot]

A collection of Mr Scott’s prettiest smiles

[rangedreign]

[devondespresso]

im falling in love with writing steve and dustin again they're my little marshmallows im throwing at the wall and then im asking them how they feel about that

[idfuckhimcarnalleigh]

i already KNOW that when avatar the way of water comes out on like disney plus or whatever i’mma DIE of neteyam edits

i can feel it in my bones

[bamgeut]

@ your tags under my gifset: RIGHT LMAO i was thinking the same sajkdfaslfhasdfh somehow it's such a precious moment haha soobin sitting there ever so babyfaced meanwhile stylists brainstorming how to make him look fierce 😭😭 soooooo cute such a soobin moment fr i love him sm

from @tixti 🧡🧡🧡

KJSDAKJDASLHDAJK the stylists just side eyeing each other like bitch what are we supposed to do now he's too baby for this shit

[earthfluuke]

Team: I shall call him Pharm, and he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy. BETWEEN US EP. 5 (2022)

[grandcorsair]

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy"

[mitch4tune]

I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy--

[quazart]

" I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy!"-Dory😊💖💕💕

Another late night talk with @heckinconfusedparade 💖💕💕

[kemendin]

"I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy"

In other news, hi, I finally caved to the pressure of my peers and started BG3

Here is Dhamari, he is a drow sorcerer, and knowing him, things are going to be Chaos

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy~"

Luz, after being given a plush of N as a dog.

[tutuandscoot]

The many faces of Scooter

-he has very expressive eyebrows

[lavender-teardroplettes]

I bought him ovo he will be my mine and I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy.